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    #1

    Apr 29, 2008, 12:36 PM
    How to shower.
    How To Shower Like a Woman:


    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
    Lights

    And darks.



    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.



    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
    More

    Sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.





    Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
    Wide

    Loofah and pumice stone.





    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
    vitamins.



    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.



    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real
    Passion

    Fruit.



    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
    Red.



    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.



    Rinse conditioner off hair.



    Shave armpits and legs.



    Turn off shower.



    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.



    Spray mold spots with Tilex.



    Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.



    Dry with towel the size of a small country.



    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.



    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.





    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.





    How To Shower Like a Man:





    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
    A pile.



    Walk naked to the bathroom.



    If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo'
    Sound.



    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.



    Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your .



    Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.



    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.



    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.



    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area, probably
    With your

    Wife's loofah.



    Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.



    Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.



    Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.



    Dry off forearms and butt only.



    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
    Whole

    Time.



    Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.



    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.



    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.



    If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
    Woo-woo'

    Sound again.



    Throw wet towel on bed.





    If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
    There

    Is something so very wrong with you.

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    :D
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    #2

    Apr 29, 2008, 12:52 PM
    Another one!! Wow...

    LOVE IT, Starby!! :D

    So true... so, SO true...
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    #3

    Apr 29, 2008, 02:08 PM
    Ah, how true, how true it is. I laughed and laughed at that one.
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    #4

    Apr 29, 2008, 02:12 PM
    Not my boyfriend... :)
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    #5

    Apr 29, 2008, 02:25 PM
    Don't got a weiner but "woo woo!" Hilarious!
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    Apr 29, 2008, 04:32 PM
    LOLOLOLOL, how in the heck did I miss this one... I LOVE IT!
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    #7

    Apr 29, 2008, 04:43 PM
    Love it Starby, keep them coming. :)
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    Apr 29, 2008, 04:56 PM
    Oh... I need to find the video clip... there's a great clip about this...
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    Apr 29, 2008, 04:57 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?vid...1TMzFrE-kB_15_
    Or
    How To Shower - Men Vs Women Video - Metacafe
    Or
    http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloo...;autoplay=true

    No nudity. Hilarious. And so true.

    If it doesn't load fast enough, pause it and let it load before you play. A classic.

    ***edited... the original you tube link died... don't know if they rotate the links to keep people from bookmarking? If the links die and I don't catch it just go to Yahoo, search "man and women shower" with the video tab... you'll get the same vid from several sites. Its been around some time. And still if funny, sad, and true.
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    #10

    Apr 29, 2008, 05:28 PM
    KP loved it, and it's sooooo true, sad, but true.
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    #11

    Apr 29, 2008, 07:10 PM
    Woo-Woo!
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    #12

    Apr 29, 2008, 07:45 PM
    Nice starby... looks like we've created a monster :)
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    #13

    Apr 29, 2008, 08:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Nice starby....................looks like we've created a monster :)
    See what you did my friend?. hahahaha!

    I loved the video version kp! :p

    You guys are fuuuunnnyyy!
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    #14

    May 1, 2008, 04:01 PM
    Love it!! Sooooo true lol
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    #15

    May 11, 2008, 01:15 PM
    Lmao! Very funny and kind of true about males but not all of them :)
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