Hello ?? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?

No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you dont have an Uncle Paul.

Oh yes I do, & hes upstairs in the room with mommy right now.

Brief pause.

Uh ok then I want you to put the phone down & run upstairs & knock on the door & shout to mommy that daddys car just pulled up.

Ok daddy just a min.

A few min later the lil girl comes back to the phone.

I did it daddy. And what happened honey? Well mommy got scared, jumped outta bed naked & ran round screamin then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser & now she isn't moving at all!

OMG!!! What bout your uncle paul ??

He jumped outta the back window into the pool. But I guess he didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it & I think hes dead!

Real long pause !!

Then daddy says,
Swimming pool ?? Is this 353-8678015

Lil girl says No I think you have the wrong number !