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    Mar 3, 2008, 02:42 AM
    The drunk
    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single."
    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
    She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
    The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
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    Mar 3, 2008, 11:23 AM
    Aah. Slam. Ok joke
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    Mar 3, 2008, 04:59 PM
    Ha ha... straight to the point :-)
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    Mar 20, 2008, 10:56 PM
    LOL... leave it to a drunk
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    Oct 27, 2009, 06:51 PM

    Even ugly girls get married because they could actually really love you when all the pretty girls just wait for a better looking, built or hung man to leave you and your true heart broken. So I married one that can't see well and can't drive and had 5 kids with, yep she loves me and others may think she's not so fine but I do after 20 years.
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    Oct 27, 2009, 10:40 PM

    That was indeed great sammyjoe!
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    Oct 28, 2009, 09:44 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by sammyjoe View Post
    even ugly girls get married because they could actually really love you when all the pretty girls just wait for a better looking, built or hung man to leave you and your true heart broken. So I married one that can't see well and can't drive and had 5 kids with, yep she loves me and others may think shes not so fine but I do after 20 years.

    It was a joke:) Kind of like...

    Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
    Because they are ugly and they smell.:D
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    Oct 28, 2009, 04:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by sammyjoe View Post
    even ugly girls get married because they could actually really love you when all the pretty girls just wait for a better looking, built or hung man to leave you and your true heart broken. So I married one that can't see well and can't drive and had 5 kids with, yep she loves me and others may think shes not so fine but I do after 20 years.

    To quote someone else - "leave it to a drunk."
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