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    Dec 18, 2008, 08:39 PM
    The Devil and the Genie
    While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,

    "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

    Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

    The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

    Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

    The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. :D
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    Dec 19, 2008, 09:35 AM

    Couldn't happen to a nicer person(?). Cute.
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    Dec 19, 2008, 11:30 AM

    The genie should have given him Rosie ODonnel. She's a big as three and he would have died of fright.
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    Dec 23, 2008, 09:28 AM

    Lol no comment! :D
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