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Jan 24, 2010, 09:44 PM
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The Confessional
After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.
After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window... nothing. The priest taps again and this time clears his throat a bit... still nothing. At this point the priest begins to lose his patience and bangs on the window.
Finally the dunk yells out... "Ain't no use knocking, there ain't no paper over here either!"
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Jan 24, 2010, 09:50 PM
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Hahahaha! Thanks for laugh Altenweg.
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Pets Expert
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Jan 24, 2010, 09:58 PM
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I'm glad you like it. :)
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Jan 25, 2010, 05:18 PM
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Aw.
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Jan 25, 2010, 06:17 PM
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I heard it before (don't remember how long ago) But I still laughed as hard as when I first heard it.
I remember my late husband getting up in the middle of the night to take a whiz. Only one problem - he was whizzing in the closet. And yes he was drunk.
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Jan 25, 2010, 10:54 PM
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I once peed in a potted plant. I wasn't drunk, just desperate. ;)
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Jan 25, 2010, 11:05 PM
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Wow you peed in a potted plant.
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Jan 26, 2010, 08:02 AM
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:eek: I pity the person who'll have to clean the church...
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Jan 26, 2010, 06:13 PM
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Very funny! Reminds me of Family Guy and Simpsons where Peter once went in a church confessional and Homer went in a store dressing room.
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Marriage Expert
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Jan 26, 2010, 06:23 PM
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Reminds me of a friend's husband who after passing out drunk, apparently woke up still drunk and needing to pee. He went into the living room lifted the couch cushion and urinated. He even remembered to put the seat down. However, he forgot to flush. Needless to say she was upset.
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Pets Expert
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Jan 26, 2010, 06:38 PM
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 Originally Posted by Cat1864
Reminds me of a friend's husband who after passing out drunk, apparently woke up still drunk and needing to pee. He went into the living room lifted the couch cushion and urinated. He even remembered to put the seat down. However, he forgot to flush. Needless to say she was upset.
Those are terms for divorce! :eek:
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Marriage Expert
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Jan 26, 2010, 06:51 PM
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 Originally Posted by Altenweg
Those are terms for divorce! :eek:
That actually happened before she married him. Why she married him, I never did figure out. :confused:
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Pets Expert
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Jan 26, 2010, 06:53 PM
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 Originally Posted by Cat1864
That actually happened before she married him. Why she married him, I never did figure out. :confused:
LMAO! Considering some of the things R did before we were married, I sometimes ask myself the same thing. ;)
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