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    magprob Posts: 1,877, Reputation: 300
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    Jun 22, 2007, 10:07 AM
    Bill Gates
    Q: How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
    A: He doesn't, he declares darkness the industry standard.

    Q: How many Bureaucrats/civil servants does it take to screw in a light
    Bulb?
    A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while
    The other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

    Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the
    Experience.

    Q: How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb
    Last rites.

    Q: How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Three, but they're really one.

    Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has
    Burnt out.
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    Jun 22, 2007, 10:34 AM
    Q: How many techies does it take to change a light bulb ?
    A: None as we have enough light from our monitor.

    Q: How many Blondes does it take to change a light bulb ?
    A: What's a light bulb?
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