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    #1

    Nov 12, 2009, 11:07 PM
    The barber shop
    The barber shop
    A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can
    get a haircut?"

    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
    hours."

    The guy left.

    A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
    long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

    The guy left.

    A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
    before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."

    The guy left.

    The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
    Follow that guy and see where he goes.

    He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't
    ever come back."

    A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

    The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

    Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
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    #2

    Nov 12, 2009, 11:33 PM

    I don't get it :o
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    #3

    Nov 13, 2009, 03:20 AM

    What! I only suppose two things:

    1. That guy is a thief
    2. That guy is having something with the barber's wife... :eek:
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    #4

    Nov 13, 2009, 03:50 AM
    Variations on a theme, but that's a good one.
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    #5

    Nov 13, 2009, 08:51 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I don't get it :o
    I'm thinking wife and he needs to know how long he has to get out of the house before barber gets home.:)
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    #6

    Nov 13, 2009, 09:25 PM

    Ooooh thanks JD!

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