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    colbtech Posts: 748, Reputation: 66
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    #1

    Jul 19, 2006, 09:26 AM
    Anyone?
    One day, God was looking down at Earth and saw all the bad things that were going on.

    So, God called one of the angels and sent her to Earth.


    When she returned, she told God "It is bad on Earth. 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are being good"

    God thought for a moment and said "I will send down a second angel to get another opinion"

    So, God called another angel and sent him to earth.

    When the angel returned he went to God and confirmed "It's true, 95% of people on Earth are misbehaving and only 5% are being good"

    God was not pleased and decided to e-mail the 5%, who were being good, because he wanted to encourage them... give them a little something to help them keep going.





    Does anyone know what the e-mail said?
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    Jul 19, 2006, 09:52 AM
    Yes I do because I GOT the email. :D

    Are you asking because you know about the emails but did not get one? :p
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    #3

    Jul 19, 2006, 09:59 AM
    Yes, it said "Forward this to all your friends."
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    #4

    Jul 19, 2006, 12:20 PM
    95% of the people will say they did.

    I will be honest and say I don't know if I got it. If I did my spam filter probably nuked it ;)
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    #5

    Jul 19, 2006, 12:29 PM
    42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot :p :p
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    Jul 19, 2006, 03:29 PM
    Well having 3 or 4 email adresses I'd have thought that one of those would have picked it up. But No! Alas I must be one of the naughty ones... oh well bring on the next life!
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    Jul 19, 2006, 05:48 PM
    I got the email, they're lowering my car insurance rates considerably and sending me a huge refund to boot! Really! I told you there is a GOD!
    Hey, If insurance companies don't think they're GOD, who does?

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