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    Feb 26, 2008, 11:18 PM
    Another almost funny joke, sort of.
    DEEP THOUGHTS
    · I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
    · I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
    · Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where is the ceiling?!"
    · I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
    · Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
    · If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
    · Me, getting smart with you?. How would you know?
    · My Reality Check bounced.
    · On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger near the escape key.
    · I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
    · You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
    · I don't suffer from stress. I'm merely a carrier.
    · I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
    · There are two rules for ultimate success in life:
    1. Never divulge everything you know.
    · Tell me what you need, and I'll explain how you can get along without it.
    · Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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    Feb 27, 2008, 05:05 AM
    Words of wisdom. In some sort of way
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    Mar 2, 2008, 08:17 PM
    Love the one about turtles stampeding through peanut butter , I'm going to use that :-)
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    Mar 20, 2008, 11:08 PM
    LOL... now I know the facts of life
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