The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called The United States Redneck Special Hunting Forces.

These men will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts
About their terrorist targets:

1. The hunting season opens today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

PS. Obama has reluctantly agreed to this plan that Bush initially proposed. Obama has called this "top secret" and has sworn to disavow any knowledge of it.

I have released this information from an undisclosed source at the White House - so please keep this information confidential!