Jihadist doctors may now be surgically implanting bombs in those seeking an early exit to be united with their 72 virgins.

Breast bombs and belly bombs appear to be in the works to foil the ever increasing scrutiny at airports. At least one jihadist has already tried shoving a bomb up his rectum.

After reading of TSA screeners feeling up little girls and forcing seniors to remove their adult diapers, this news is surely to lead to more intrusive scanning and full cavity searches in order to board a plane.