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Nov 17, 2008, 11:13 AM
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How do you get rid of a dead body?
Donīt worry, I didnīt kill anyone, and I know this is a bit morbid BUT...
I have drama at school, and I chose it, because all my friends went etc. but it is a really stupid subject, with a really stupid teacher.
Okay, and she like gave us this task:
"How do you get rid of a dead body without anyone noticing?"
She is doing some sort of play and I guess she ran out of ideas... Well, do you have ANY ideas, because I donīt.
Thanks.
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Expert
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Nov 17, 2008, 12:33 PM
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One bite at a time.
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Uber Member
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Nov 17, 2008, 12:49 PM
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There are plenty of real life examples. Cutting up is popular. Rolled up in a rug. Dumped at sea. Burying. Storing in a freezer. Incineration (smell).
There seems to always be a way to find the guilty party. One thing that they always mess up on is the cutting up method.
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Nov 17, 2008, 12:50 PM
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What I usually do is [edited to remove gruesome details].
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Ultra Member
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Nov 17, 2008, 12:54 PM
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Are you sure you don't have a body in your freezer waiting to be moved??
j/k :)
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Junior Member
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Nov 17, 2008, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by southerngalps
are you sure you don't have a body in your freezer waiting to be moved????
j/k :)
Absolutely positive :)
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Ultra Member
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Nov 17, 2008, 02:20 PM
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If you have showtime watch Dexter He knows how to get rid of a body.
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Nov 17, 2008, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by spitvenom
If you have showtime watch Dexter He knows how to get rid of a body.
Yeah! Good idea!
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Full Member
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Nov 17, 2008, 02:46 PM
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I'm suspect of your teacher.. lol
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Uber Member
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Nov 17, 2008, 02:48 PM
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Hello dave;
Isn't that what a wood chipper is for?
excon
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Ultra Member
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Nov 17, 2008, 02:56 PM
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Well since it is almost Christmas you could use the box from an artificial xmas tree to hide/transport the body.
Tell the neighbors you are taking the old tree to the thrift store and hope no one notices that the box seems to contain something heavier than a plastic tree.
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Dec 16, 2008, 05:17 PM
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The "cooking piles" are built on an asphalt pad, where the carcasses are placed atop a layer of wood chips. A layer of previously composted material is heaped on that, followed by another layer of wood chips. Workers add water and stir the material to accelerate the decomposition.
The wood chips and decomposing carcasses can heat up to more than 170 degrees, creating large piles of what looks and smells like black mulch--except for a few thigh bones and hooves, which also eventually disintegrate.
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Dec 16, 2008, 05:29 PM
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Acid is always a good option! Or maybe don't get rid of the body, set up the scene of the crime to look like an accident. I once read a book where a lady hit her husband over the head with a frozen leg of lamb, killing him, and put the leg of lamb in the oven. She then put the body at the bottom of a stair case and called the police. When they arrived, she showed them the body. While they were making out the report, the lamb finished cooking, so she feed it to the police officers. Perfect, the police ate the murder weapon.
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Uber Member
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Dec 18, 2008, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by excon
Hello dave;
Isn't that what a wood chipper is for?
excon
You beat me to the woodchipper!! :D Was going to say that. Kind of popular in the deep south and backwoods areas. Kind of messy, too.
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Dec 18, 2008, 08:41 AM
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You take it to a pig farm at night, they eat everything including bone, that's why you never trust a man with a pig farm.
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Ultra Member
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Dec 18, 2008, 08:42 AM
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You could always pull a Poe and bury it under your floorboards...
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Junior Member
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Dec 20, 2008, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by HistorianChick
You could always pull a Poe and bury it under your floorboards....
Yes, that might work, but then again, you may go insane
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Ultra Member
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Jan 16, 2009, 09:51 PM
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You don't ,you let him /her hang out in your place.
Its always where you least expect it in any kind of horror/drama
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Ultra Member
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Jan 16, 2009, 09:59 PM
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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Full Member
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Jan 16, 2009, 10:24 PM
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Make it into a garden bed
Chop it up
Melt it in a Bucket of acid
Burn it
Dump it in the woods
Report is as a suicide (succinycholine, which is used as a paralyzing agent in horses and humans used medically for surgery and a medical overdose is almost undetectable, with a noose tied around there neck would be an example)
And now I think I have too much time on my hands and have worked in the medical field too long
Hiding it in the closet
Hiding it in a graveyard
Throwing it in the dump
Throwing the body in the river
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