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    May 7, 2008, 11:47 AM
    Therapy
    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
    Horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
    Playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men.

    He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
    Fell to the ground
    And proceeded to roll around in agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
    Apologize.
    'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist
    And I know I could relieve
    Your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

    'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a
    Few minutes,' the man replied. He was
    In obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
    Clasping his hands together at his
    Groin.

    At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
    Help. She gently took his
    Hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants
    And put her hands inside.
    She administered tender and artful massage for several long
    Moments and asked,
    'How does that feel'?

    He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's
    Still broke.








    :)
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    May 7, 2008, 12:19 PM
    LMAO... oh gosh Homegirl, LMAO
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    May 7, 2008, 12:54 PM
    Lol, classic
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    May 7, 2008, 07:15 PM
    Nice one... :)
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    May 7, 2008, 07:30 PM
    Heehee... cute
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    May 7, 2008, 07:53 PM
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, cute!
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    May 8, 2008, 12:22 AM
    2 Thumbs UP! LMAO!
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