Welcome to the beautiful garden. I'm feeling spring-ish.

Let's have picnics, wine is good too- beer, hard liquor is also acceptable.

Alty makes us some sandwiches.

I'll supply the booze so whatever you want I'll bring it.

Unky you can bring some of that exotic fruit.

As for the rest of you ladies, NM, red, justy, shazy, sunny you just sit there and look pretty :)

I brought a big blanket so we can sit, eat and maybe Adam can play us some guitar [he is a cowboy right?].

Stringer, you weren't forgotten, neither were you KP, KC or Bear you boys are all still at the outdoor store getting BBQ's, guns, canoes... look like this picnic has turned into another thing.

... let's not forget my big ole BBJ. I think Joe is still at the liquor store, he insists on getting what he likes.

Beware of the hippie, artsykins comes around here from time to time to pick some flowers and enjoy some of natures other plants ;)

Now let's have fun, in the garden [try not to stare at our bushes and we would stare too hard at your stumps- teeheee]

First! Yay! :)

Try not to stare at our bushes. Hahahaaaa Good one muddy.

Now I hear there is alcohol here? Why else would I come? I don't need to stare at a bush that's for sure.

Nice garden. :)

Hey cat

I can almost hear the birdies.

Hey I got an honorable mention!! :D

Hey I got an honorable mention!!! :D

Nice, I got nuttin as usual... :mad:

Nice, I got nuttin as usual... :mad:


What are you saying. You were mentioned!!

No, no, no... you know that you added that later didin't you? That wasn't there before... no, no...

No, no, no....you know that you added that later didin't you? That wasn't there before....no, no...

Stringer dear, your getting old ;)

Stringer dear, your getting old ;)

Possibly hon, but you changed it... :p

I'm here and the Canadian Style thread was closed... unofficially though.

Exotics? Those that we have right now are mangoes, litchis and we'll be having 'longans' soon. Those are great! :p

Mmm mangoes sound really good Unk!

Stringer: I admit to no such thing.

2AM here. Still up.

11.37am here. In about 1h 15 min, I'm going to tuition...

No more food, or alcohol... I had a big night last night and I'm paying for it today... bleck.

You know what they say fun is measured by the hangover ;)

Stringer, I can say I was this time. (;

Yay...

Stringer, I can say I was this time. (;

Yay...

In time for...

ME

Dum dum dum

God I need a little sunshine today,too heavy on the beer last night...

My tongue feels like carpet in my mouth.

Oh, I hope that it will be Spring soon! But, probably not a good idea to be getting my hopes up so soon!

I have no water!

I'm going to cry, clough I second those thoughts.

Time for toast and REAL butter.

What do you mean that you have no water, redhed35?

Stringer, I can say I was this time. (;

Yay...

Way to go buddy!

What do you mean that you have no water, redhed35?

People were letting the water run over night so there pipes would not freeze, gallons of water has been wasted,the county council has turned off the water to conserve it.

You're up awfully late, (or, early), Stringer??

Originally Posted by Clough https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/garden-food-alcohol-friends-what-more-could-we-433166-post2167249.html#post2167249)
What do you mean that you have no water, redhed35?



people were letting the water run over night so there pipes would not freeze, gallons of water has been wasted,the county council has turned off the water to conserve it.

Just how cold is it where you're at?

You're up awfully late, (or, early), Stringer????

Yes, I'm heading there now buddy, just one of those nights that I have a lot on my mind I'm afraid.

What do you mean that you have no water, redhed35?

Maybe she gets her water in one of these:

http://www.culliganorwell.com/images/water%20bottle.gif


I get my water in this:

http://dealcetera.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/brita-atlantis-pitcher-19950425.jpg

I love my Brita water. It fits in my fridge and the water is always ice cold and I could almost say crispy.

Yes, I'm heading there now buddy, just one of those nights that I have a lot on my mind I'm afraid.

I too, need to get to bed...

Have to be up early for a, sort of, barbershop chorus convention in the morning that will last all day.

I too, need to get to bed...

Have to be up early for a, sort of, barbershop chorus convention in the morning that will last all day.

I thought that was only on t.v.

That is some neat stuff!

Have fun!

I'm the director of one of our local chapters.

people were letting the water run over night so there pipes would not freeze, gallons of water has been wasted,the county council has turned off the water to conserve it.

How long are they keeping it turned off?

Like it when I get mentioned in the opening post, thanks muddy :)


i have no water!

im going to cry, clough i second those thoughts.

time for toast and REAL butter.

Red, go outside and scoop up some snow you wuss :D

But stay away from yellow snow, you don't want to drink that

Darn you red... you mention butter and now I have a massive craving for scones with butter... Mmmmm. Nice and warm out the oven.

Still no water...

The whole town has no water...

Damn,ill just have to drink beer all day..

Hot scones with butter and clotted cream shaz... yum.

Chatty people. I'm gone 12 hours and there's 2 pages to read.

Edit: You know what Mae West said about water.

still no water....

the whole town has no water...

damn,ill just have to drink beer all day..

hot scones with butter and clotted cream shaz....yum.

Still no water?

I hope you've got a large supply of beer to replace it :)

Hey Bear, Red, Stringer and Shazzy! :)

Sup unky, how goes it :)

HI guys.

Well, today is the day that the Christmas displays come down and packed away. Not as much fun as putting them up.

Well, time to get moving...

EDIT: Well, the inside displays anyway, outside still has about 10 inches of snow and about 4 degrees, I'll wait a bit on those.

Tomorrow's going to be the 50th anniversary of marriage of my grandparents. I should be happy about it... but the thing is that they were not the 'loving and caring' ones I would have liked to have. They're the complete opposite. Were, not to be too harsh, 'mean'.

Well, there's quite a long story going behind it. They had more preference for their daughter and youngest son (my dad was the eldest) and they never really liked my mother. The harshest way they showed it was by giving the company (which was supposed to be for the family) to the youngest son (when my grandfather got a stroke), even if the company worked well thanks to my father's engineering abilities. Nothing was for my father and so, no heritage.

When my father got cancer, I think they felt some remorse. After that, they slowly became like before, even if they're trying to hide it. My grandfather is the worst. He is still handicapped, and as annoying as ever. He always find a way to get you on your nerves by making mean comments.

My grandmother is still trying to 'seem better' by buying a shirt, a suit, trousers and shoes for me and a 'Ki Pao' for my little sister.

Sorry, that was perhaps a little of venting :o

Hey unky.
Sorry to hear that about your grandparents. Sadly I am sure we all have family members like that. Imagine it your own parents. That's how it is with me. But I don't care really.

You come vent to us any time. You know we are here.

I guess you're right. :)

There will always be some 'evil mother in law' or 'evil aunt' or whatever :p

Ours came down a couple of days ago stringer
Aren't you supposed to take them down within 12 days after christmas?

Unky you vent when you need to OK :)
Sorry to hear about your dad I didn't know till now
As for your grandparents, you can't choose family :)

Thanks... I think I've mentioned it thrice before on the forum... maybe you weren't there :)

Thanks... I think I've mentioned it thrice before on the forum... maybe you weren't there :)

Maybe, I don't tend to read back too much either if I've missed a lot, so I might have done, sorry

Is it okay that I was more "woah 50 years" than anything else?

Sorry to hear about the rest. Eesh but when you have family, you have drama.

50 years? Why so much? :confused:

50 years? Why so much? :confused:

I don't know. In my "world" people get divorced or leave each other lol No one has ever made it to 50 years.. or even 20... I think the longest I know is my sister and her hubs for 10 years... I'm pretty sure they are splitting up though--- they aren't doing so great.

Oh, now I get your point! I was thinking you thought that you thought you missed 50 years when you came back in this thread...

Well, that's Mauritius... things were slower, people took time to know each other (in the past, but now... the trend is becoming the same as in the eastern countries).

Wait, on which one is Stringer? I hope he makes it... what I am saying, he will make it to the 50th anniversary, right?

Oh, now I get your point! I was thinking you thought that you thought you missed 50 years when you came back in this thread...

Well, that's Mauritius... things were slower, people took time to know each other (in the past, but now... the trend is becoming the same as in the eastern countries).

Wait, on which one is Stringer? I hope he makes it... what I am saying, he will make it to the 50th anniversary, right?

No Unky, I am married for the second time, seven + years now. Wish that I had met her the first time.

Oh, I think I shouldn't have said that just then... sorry.

No Unky, I am married for the second time, seven + years now. Wish that I had met her the first time.

I saw "awwww" out loud. Hahaha

ours came down a couple of days ago stringer
arent you supposed to take them down withing 12 days after christmas?

Unky you vent when you need to ok :)
sorry to hear about your dad i didnt know till now
as for your grandparents, you can't choose family :)

People usually take everything down about the second week in January in my area Bear. So today inside and when this weather lets up some I will take care of the outside.

I hear its snowing in Florida. Funny. Its been a strange winter so far this year.

People usually take everything down about the second week in January in my area Bear. So today inside and when this weather lets up some I will take care of the outside.

No worries stringer, I was just taught that it was 12 days because of the song :)

no worries stringer, i was just taught that it was 12 days because of the song :)

So Bear, are you a drummer, a piper, a Lord, or a Partridge?

Oh, I think I shouldn't have said that just then... sorry.

Hmmmm it seems my age is a matter of discussion today. I've led a happy and full life Unky... will you miss me? :D

Don't worry, :) no need to apologize Unky, I plan on being around for some time, just to tick off a few... :)

Stringer

My doctor asked me: "How do you feel being 90 years old?"
I said: "Very surprised!!!"

Old age gives you liberation from the compulsion or urge of setting everyone else straight. I no longer am looking to win every argument.

"The years teach much which the days never knew." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Age is what you pay for maturity." ~Tom Stoppard

"There is still no cure for the common birthday." ~John Glenn


Well, I guess that I got a little 'stuck' on this didn't I? :)

Strigner

Well, I guess that I got a little 'stuck' on this didn't I? :)

Strigner

Just a little bit. :)

But then at your age, you can be forgiven. ;) :D

Just a little bit. :)

But then at your age, you can be forgiven. ;) :D

:) :) I had the wisdom to realize it didn't I Cat?. :rolleyes:

Now where the h*ll did I leave my teeth?

My doctor asked me: "How do you feel being 90 years old?"
I said: "Very surprised!!!"

Old age gives you liberation from the compulsion or urge of setting everyone else straight. I no longer am looking to win every argument.

"The years teach much which the days never knew." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Age is what you pay for maturity." ~Tom Stoppard

"There is still no cure for the common birthday." ~John Glenn


Well, I guess that I got a little 'stuck' on this didn't I? :)

Strigner


Isn't it amazing how much Mature Wisdom resembles being too tired? - Robaert Heinlein

So Bear, are you a drummer, a piper, a Lord, or a Partridge?

I don't know if they mean anything but ill be a partridge :D

i dont know if they mean anything but ill be a partridge :D

A little chilly for the pear tree right now, isn't it?

A little chilly for the pear tree right now, isn't it?

It's a little chilly for me let alone the tree :D

This conversation is all over the place. I don't know if I should mention age, trees, christmas or the fact that I'm supposedly making sandwiches for this whole thing. :(

Unky, I've been married 14 years but hubby and I have been together 20 years this march. We'll make it to 50, I guarantee it. :)

Is there a smell of blood in the air?

Did Stringer lose his teeth again!

Did Stringer lose his teeth again!

Yep... careful where you sit...


Told you... the smell of blood...

OUCH! Ya little snapper.
You didn't tell me they were on the chair! Now how do I explain teeth marks there?

OUCH! Ya little snapper.
You didnt tell me they were on the chair! Now how do I explain teeth marks there?

Yes that could require an explanation, although it was only a nip.

Yes that could require an explanation, although it was only a nip.

You call that one a nip? Jeez I would have hate to of seen you back in the day.

OK Yes honey I swear I sat on his teeth, I swear I did... don't think the hubby will go for that.

OK off to make dinner.
Banquet chicken and poutine. Full of grease and fat. Yummy.

You call that one a nip? Jeez I would have hate to of seen you back in the day.

OK Yes honey I swear I sat on his teeth, I swear I did... dont think the hubby will go for that.

:) Especially since they do not come out...

Sunny some learned skills never leave you only improve

Poutine?

Sunny, when should I be over?

Hi.

I'm starving, going back to veg. is a lot harder than I thought it would be.

How is everyone?

Sydney just got back from a birthday party. A lot of kids didn't show up so Syd brought home 4 caramel apples.

It's really hard typing with only one hand.

Yum, yum, yum.

This might sound a bit... dumb but what's poutine :confused:

Hi sunny, hi alty, hi stringer

Hi middy, you've gone off meat, say it isn't so :(

Poutine is french fries with cheese and gravy.

The gravy melts the cheese. It's a heart attack on a plate and worth every bite.

Sounds like it, didn't know cheese and gravy mixed :)

Oh they do, and very well.

It's a Canadian dish, french Canadian. It's really good.

I lived off it for around 7 months when I was pregnant with Jared. That was my main craving. No wonder I gained 80 pounds with that pregnancy. ;)

Got to run Bear, company coming tonight, have to clean house and get dressed. :(

this might sound a bit....dumb but whats poutine :confused:

hi sunny, hi alty, hi stringer

hi middy, youve gone off meat, say it aint so :(

Yeapper. Middy keeps packing on the pounds and my skin has gotten so horrible, my bowls are not the same... my body is not mine any longer. Sorry :( It was fun while it lasted but I want my body back.

Alty you go and have fun now.

I'm all alone & lonely tonight! Boo!

I don't know what to do with myself...

Aww muddy don't cry, ill keep you company if you want :)

Later alty, have a good un

HI Bear, See you Alty.

Have any of you tried hot french fries with brown gravy then ketchup on top of that?

Hi stringer, yeahive had chips with gravey and tommy ketchup on yea, tastes really nice :)

hi stringer, yeahive had chips with gravey and tommy ketchup on yea, tastes really nice :)

I love it Bear. But it is really fattening so only occasionally now.

EDIT: I forgot (age, I guess), are chips like french fries?

Chips are french fries, or at least that's my understanding, you call chips french fries over the pond, don't know why, they're not french :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_fries

chips are french fries, or at least thats my understanding, you call chips french fries over the pond, dont know why, theyre not french :D
French fries - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_fries)

Got it, thanks Bear. I think you and I discussed this a few years ago too...

Maybe, if we did I forgot, sorry if I offended you :(

maybe, if we did i forgot, sorry if i offended you :(

NO way... :eek: :confused: How did you offend me? It would take a lot for you to offend me Bear, we go back way to far... friends for a long time.

Probably a misunderstanding on my part then :)

No worries

I have a joke.

No I don't.

I'm here though. My 2 year old is jumping off the couch--- it's not safe. Should I let her learn her lesson when she gets hurt or keep yellin' at her to get down?

I say let her learn.

I have a joke.

No I don't.

I'm here though. My 2 year old is jumping off the couch--- it's not safe. Should I let her learn her lesson when she gets hurt or keep yellin' at her to get down?

I say let her learn.

Awww when I read the first line I was already to laugh... but no, I guess ill have to go on with a frown on my face :(

KNOCK KNOCK

Oops caps

Anyone here?

I think I just made a bad decision... a poorly thought decision.

Can I come in?

Did she fall Muddy?

The first time I decided to let Sydney learn the hard way, after telling her over and over not to do something, she broke her arm in 3 places.

Lesson learned. Sadly I was the one that learned it, the hard way. ;)

Can I come in ??

Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly. :D

Yes you can come in[side].


I'm just bad tonight.

Yes you can come in[side].


I'm just bad tonight.


:eek:

:eek:

I thought you liked naughty girls M. :confused:

I thought you liked naughty girls M. :confused:

Oh I do Alty , especially Herbie she's one seexxxyyyy kitty , she just threw me ;)

:eek:

Told you I'm no good tonight.

I've made a very bad decision tonight.

Let me explain.

Earlier today a friend and I were talking about blow up dolls. I said that I wanted to take photos with blowup dolls doing things like:
-making a snowman
-making sandwiches
-playing video games
-driving

So we're laughing about it and so I made this community ad asking people to lend me their blow up dolls [for non sexual purposes]. Soon enough I get this email from this guy. What do I do, give him my address to come drop it off. Remember, I'm alone. Ha. Stupid face. I'm a stupid face. This is how women get raped and killed. Ugh.

More of my stoopid: I left my keys on the lock for the last couple nights...


Where is my head? Apparently I don't own one.

I'm a flucking idiot.

Sigh

Bad move Muddy. Did he show up?

Make sure you lock up good and tight.

Don't ever do that again or I'll send you to M's room with no supper! ;)

Bad move Muddy. Did he show up?

Make sure you lock up good and tight.

Don't ever do that again or I'll send you to M's room with no supper! ;)

Ditto

Be very careful Muddy :cool:

Bad move Muddy. Did he show up?

Make sure you lock up good and tight.

Don't ever do that again or I'll send you to M's room with no supper! ;)

Extremely bad move. I still can't believe how dumb I am.

Everything is locked.

You're not dumb, you're trusting. Sadly trusting can sometimes be dumb. ;)

The thing is, you learned from this, you won't do it again, so no, you're not dumb. Dumb would be to do it again.

You never did tell me if he showed up.

No he has not- sorry I just read that question and it never really entered my brain... the brain I apparently don't have.

-sigh-

I am too trusting. I know I am.

You have a brain, it just short circuited. ;)

From now on, whenever you get a brilliant idea, talk it over with us first. Okay?

Us you can trust. Guys with blow up dolls willing to come to your house with said doll, not so much.

Guess what...

My phone has no dial tone. Not kidding. Haha my night is going to be interesting...

Speaking of dummies , I posted this in humour the other day. Not sure if you guys saw it but thought it could give you a chuckle :)


A Blonde comes home and says to her Boyfriend I got this awesome new Tattoo today

The Boyfriend says great what did you get?

Blonde says I got a Tattoo of a Seashell on my inner thigh.

The Boyfriend says what's so awesome about that?

Blonde says well if you get really really close and put your ear to it , you can smell the ocean!!

I think I just vomited a little, M. :(

Haha M that was funny.

Ahhhh! M! Yikes!

You're better then this. ;)

Got to run kids, quality time with the hubby.

Talk to you all tomorrow.

Night.

LOL... gotta go too ladies , bye for now :)

I'm out too, bedtime for me!

Now I'm here all alone :(

Boo.

Now I'm here all alone :(

Boo.

You have your rubber doll herbie :D


Sorry I'd love to stay but Beer calls :)

Have fun.

Hopefully that guy does come over. I hate being alone.

Gah.

...

Wow.

...

Uhm. Well.

Yeah, I got nuthin.

...

wow.

...

uhm. well.

yeah, i got nuthin.

You have my company :)

You have my company :)

As long as its just your company. Not terribly interested in the boy and the boy toy.

Get the tat's yet? This week?

as long as its just your company. not terribly interested in the boy and the boy toy.

How are you Kp?

Holidays are over [haleluyar]

I'm currently watching YouTube vids-- it's 2:30 here and I am wide awake.

Tomorrow I get my tattoos done. I'm a little scared haha

How are you Kp?

Holidays are over [haleluyar]

I'm currently watching youtube vids-- it's 2:30 here and I am wide awake.

Tomorrow I get my tattoos done. I'm a little scared haha

Hi you.

I'm towing the line so far in 2010. No new scars. Which means I'm mostly bored, I s'pose.

Tho' I got to see my son tonight and play with geo tracks for about two hours, so all in all, id say it's a good day.

Night.

Whatever.

Hey M, thought that you may enjoy this one... :)

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/beer

Water back! Yay.

Burst water pipe outside,not so yay.

This crappy weather is driving me nuts.

water back! yay.

burst water pipe outside,not so yay.

this crappy weather is driving me nuts.

Good morning,

Sorry to hear that Red.

Good morning,

Sorry to hear that Red.

Could be worse stringer,at least its outside and not indoors.

Poor brendan is out trying to fix it now,he's drowned to the bone and its still freezing outside..

could be worse stringer,at least its outside and not indoors.

poor brendan is out trying to fix it now,hes drowned to the bone and its still freezing outside..

He is going to need TLC and some hot chocolate hon.

That's something I know I can do.

Morning

What's up guys?

I'm getting tatted up in 2 hours. Kind of scared. I will not chicken out. I'm just being a big ole baby.

Good luck with the tats mud...

It will be grand,its not your first is it?

Make sure to post pictures.

Hi everyone

Muddy is this the resulting tattoo you picked after you tattoo thred?

Hey red any water yet?

Shalom AMHD Nation!! :cool:

I miss all of you guys. Hope things are going well. The important question here Muddy is what part of the body are you getting these tattoos? ;)

Hey kc, this is why you should be here more, to ask those questions which need to be asked

I just posted a new photo of little old me on that photo thread.... I'll be posting my tattoo photos on my tattoo thread though.

Bear I'm getting the "energy symbol" behind my ear. It suits me so well

I'm getting Rach's birth date in roman numerals on my wrist.

That's about it.

Oh and my last name in small letters on the back of my neck.

That's about it.

hey kc, this is why you should be here more, to ask those questions which need to be asked

I agree Bear. It is no doubt my troubled mind that keeps this place afloat :D

I just posted a new photo of little old me on that photo thread.... I'll be posting my tattoo photos on my tattoo thread though.

Bear I'm getting the "energy symbol" behind my ear. It suits me so well

I'm getting Rach's birth date in roman numerals on my wrist.

That's about it.

Oh and my last name in small letters on the back of my neck.

That's about it.

The symbol that I showed you :)
Awesome, glad I could help you find something you liked :D

Kc, good to see you around here. Where have you been?

Not here :D

Adam it's good to see you too. I have been pretty busy with work and other things, in general. I need to make a more concerted effort to get back here... life without AMHD is no life at all.

I feel the same way. If I had aa computer at home though I would have no life at all.

Hey M, thought that you may enjoy this one... :)

20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer - The Oatmeal (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/beer)

Nice stringer :)

I missed KC and KP? :(

Life isn't fair. Work and sleep are cutting into my AMHD time. :(

Chopped liver here :rolleyes:

Chopped liver here :rolleyes:

Never! You are always number one on my list M. :)

Chopped liver here :rolleyes:

I insist that I am at least chopped sirloin.

Never! You are always number one on my list M. :)

:p

I should seriously add that to my sig :)



Sirloin you are cats ;)

I insist that I am at least chopped sirloin.

I love sirloin. :D

:p

I should seriously add that to my sig :)



Sirloin you are cats ;)

Go for it. In fact, I double dog dare you. :)

Go for it. In fact, I double dog dare you. :)

I'll think about it :D

LOL! That didn't take you long. :)

I love sirloin. :D

Tasty, too.

It really is and now I'm craving sirloin. :(

it really is and now i'm craving sirloin. :(



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Damn that looks yummy.

::tummy growling::

Damn that looks yummy.

::tummy growling::

Ha Ha !

My Christmas present to myself was an entire New York strip (on sale) that I had cut into 3cm(inch and 1/2) steaks. They look yummy in the freezer in bags. When it warms up enough to fire up the grill - OMG!

Cats, it's always warm enough to fire up the grill.

Never! You are always number one on my list M. :)

Well. That kind of puts things in perspective doesn't it... :rolleyes:

Well. that kind of puts things in perspective doesn't it...:rolleyes:

Crap!

This is getting bad. I love all of you guys. The only reason I was sad that I missed KC and KP is the fact that they're not here that often.

The rest of you boys are very attentive. Absence makes the heart grow fonder? :confused:

You know I adore all of you. You guys are my little harem. Yup, that's right, my little harem of men. I only choose the best you know. :)

Well. that kind of puts things in perspective doesn't it...:rolleyes:

At least we got Cat and Marta (respectively) to ourselves. Alty can have her M and KP and KC and all those other initials.

Are you dumping me Cats?

OMG! You are, aren't you?

You're so fickle! ;)

Are you dumping me Cats?

OMG! You are, aren't you?

You're so fickle! ;)

No, dear, I'm just resigning myself to second fiddle.

Edit: I've been so fickle for 25 years now.

You're not second fiddle. You all mean a lot to me. Every single one of you.

This is what I get for being a flirt, isn't it?

Okay, let's look at the facts here.

Stringer and Cats are out, simply because I can't compete with their wives and wouldn't even want to try. You see, I like what I've heard about Marta and I like Cat. I wouldn't ever dream of even trying to come between that. So I'll flirt, but I know it won't go anywhere.

M, KP, KC, Rome, okay, do I really have to list all of them? Please don't make me. Well, M is in a relationship, but I can't resist. You see, I've seen a picture, and he's also smart, funny, easygoing, sweet. If I was single, I'd go for it.

Rome is engaged, but he's in his early 20's, I have to flirt with him. He amuses me. He's smart, he's funny and damn, the guy is hot!

KC is.. well... KC. He is lippy, smart, funny. I like a guy with sass. I love to knock him off his pedestal. Sorry KC. ;)

KP is sexy as sin. That man sure can talk the talk. I don't have to tell you all, you've read him. Sigh.

Then there are the other boys, they're all sweet, cute, funny. They're men! I am attracted to men!

Having said all that, I think you boys forgot one major thing. The head of my harem. The main man. Really the only guy for me, even though I flirt like my life depends on it. His name is Rod. I love him dearly. Thankfully he also loves me and puts up with a lot of crap, God bless him. ;)

Did I just babble for no reason?

Ya, I did. :(

M, scooch over, I need to sit in the corner for a while.

LOL... thanks Alty , now all that I can't put in my sig ;)

OK, you can stay. Wait... I'm the newby in this conversation, I'll stay. You do know older guys offer a lot more stability.

I'm always late to the party... :(

I'm always late to the party... :(

Come on in. The Alty's fine.

Yes, older guys do, but I'm 39, in my sexual prime, I really need to find myself two 18 year olds. ;)

What am I saying? I can't train another one! ;)

LOL.....................thanks Alty , now all that I can't put in my sig ;)

Well dear, it's true. You are a great guy. Since I can't have you for a mate, I'll gladly take you as a friend. :)

Come on in. The Alty's fine.

LOL! The Alty is a bit off her rocker today. All talk, no action. ;)

Well dear, it's true. You are a great guy. Since I can't have you for a mate, I'll gladly take you as a friend. :)

Awwwwww, so sweet, ill be back in a minute I just have to throw up :D

awwwwww, so sweet, ill be back in a minute i just have to throw up :D

LMAO!

Bear, you are a card. Heck, you're the whole deck. :)

LMAO!

Bear, you are a card. Heck, you're the whole deck. :)

... thanks :), I guess

Hi Alty, how you doing

Well dear, it's true. You are a great guy. Since I can't have you for a mate, I'll gladly take you as a friend. :)

:o OK OK... this needs to stop :o LOL

Alty, enjoy flirting with Cats all you want to. It reminds me of a scene from from Star Trek: The Next Generation where Guinan and Riker are showing Wesley how to 'flirt'.

:o ok ok...........................this needs to stop :o LOL

I didn't know dogs could blush? :)

:o ok ok...........................this needs to stop :o LOL

Did I find your weak spot?

Tickle, tickle, tickle. :)

It's true M, but I'll stop. I wouldn't want to make a grown man blush. Ooops... I already did. ;)

..... thanks :), i guess

hi Alty, how ya doin

I'm doing okay Bear. How about you?

Alty, enjoy flirting with Cats all you want to. It reminds me of a scene from from Star Trek: The Next Generation where Guinan and Riker are showing Wesley how to 'flirt'.

LOL! I knew you'd understand.

I love flirting with all the guys, but they all know that it's in fun. Fact is, I love that little stinker I married. He's my best friend, my lover, the father of my children, my partner. He's everything.

Doesn't mean that I don't still look though. ;)

Got to go for a bit, time to get the kids to bed.

I'll be back (in an Arnold accent)

Later mash potata :)

i didnt know dogs could blush? :)

It happens Bear... and then I have to hide :o




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It happens Bear................and then I have to hide :o




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Lol, love all the pictures you post :D

LMAO!

Bear, you are a card. Heck, you're the whole deck. :)

Y... O... U... forgot our friend Bear :eek::confused:

Y...O....U...........forgot our friend Bear :eek::confused:

No worries stringer, I don't really matter that much anyhoo :D


Hope your doing well, cya later I'm off for the night

no worries stringer, i dont really matter that much anyhoo :D


hope your doing well, cya later im off for the night

Have a good night, Bear. :)

Have a good night, Bear. :)

Thank you Cat, I did as it happens, strange :confused:

thank you Cat, i did as it happens, strange :confused:

Good day, Bear.

You're welcome and I would hope that it isn't too strange. :)

Good day to you too Cat :)

I haven't been sleeping well recently so it is a little strange, but then again I was back in my own bed last night so that might have been a factor :)

Anyhoo how are you today?

Is there a way to downsize the picture at the top? It makes my page freeze up and run slowly. It almost isn't worth coming here anymore.

I don't think so unless one of the mods do it, because I think the time you get to edit a post once you've posted it has run out

Hi adam

Hey Bear. Thanks. I have to scroll over to read the rest of what you said. It just upsets me a bit. Haha

Really?
Just wondering but how big are things on your screen?

Just a suggestion, if you have a scroll on your mouse if you hold down the 'ctrl' button and scroll out/down the screen will zoom out, obviously eveything will get small as its 'moved away' but it depends on what your comfortable with

KP is sexy as sin.
You used my "sexy as sin" sig line on me. ;) role reversal is fun!


That man sure can talk the talk.
Score one for the tongue.

Sorry my image is so big Adam :(

I knew I should've made it smaller... but I didn't, because I was lazy.

Maybe Ben will answer your prayers.

you used my "sexy as sin" sig line on me. Role reversal is fun!

I speak the truth and only the truth. So help me dog! ;)

Sorry my image is so big Adam :(

I knew I should've made it smaller... but I didn't, because I was lazy.

Maybe Ben will answer your prayers.

I'm going to guess that pic size and scrolling over wouldn't be an irritating issue if, instead of a landscape, it was muddy's avatar supersized.

im going to guess that pic size and scrolling over wouldnt be an irritating issue if, instead of a landscape, it was muddy's avatar supersized.

I second that

Men! They always drool over the pretty face. :rolleyes:

Men! They always drool over the pretty face. :rolleyes:

Don't make us seem so one dimensional

Other cute body parts work too.

dont make us seem so one dimensional

other cute body parts work too.

LOL! That's my KP. :)

Fyi, I'm freezing! I'm so darn cold today, can't seem to warm up.

Why am I telling you this? I really don't know. Maybe my brain is frozen.

Coffee! I'm making another pot of coffee!

Brrrr.

anyhoo how are you today?

Not too bad now that I have the spill in my oven cleaned up. It was something I couldn't put off if I want to cook later. :)

Hi, to everyone. :)

Hi Cat.

Spill? I hate it when that happens. I feel your pain.

Hey cat,hey all.

Freezing here to,slush,frost,sleet,rain,snow... its hell out there!

hey cat,hey all.

freezing here to,slush,frost,sleet,rain,snow....its hell out there!

That's just it Red, It's not that bad out right now. In fact, it's pretty darn warm for January in Canada. The sun is shining, the snow is actually melting and here I am freezing my arse off when I really shouldn't be.

Maybe I'm sick. :(

Hi Cat, at least you got something done today :)

Hey red is it still bad near you? I had to drive back down to the midlands last night, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, a few cars ditched here and there but the roads wernt that bad :)

Bear, I've been meaning to ask. Did you make the snowman and snow dog in your avy?

Bear, I've been meaning to ask. Did you make the snowman and snow dog in your avy?

Yeah, with help, I'm really pleased with them as well :D

When I've got all the pics ill put up all the snow men that I made/helped with over christmas and new year :)

The dog reminds me of Gromit.

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hey cat,hey all.

freezing here to,slush,frost,sleet,rain,snow....its hell out there!

Did you get that water problem solved Red?

Hi, Alty and Red. :)

Bear, your pictures could be the closest thing I get to seeing snow this winter. Unless we have a freak snow storm like last year.

Hi, Stringer.

The dog reminds me of Gromit.

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Yea I guess it does a bit :)

We made it to look like our dog what do you think? :D

http://i769.photobucket.com/albums/xx336/albear_photos/dadspics055-1.jpg

Hi Cat,

I remember the beautiful Ice Storms in NC.

Bear, I can't view the picture. :(

Hi Stringer, Red, Cat.

Did I miss anyone?

Probably. ;)

Hi everyone! There, I just covered my butt.

Can you see it now?

Yup, I see it now.

It still looks like Gromit to me. ;)

It's adorable. So is your dog. :)

Thanks :D

Bear, I can't view the picture. :(

Hi Stringer, Red, Cat.

Did I miss anyone?

Probably. ;)

Hi everyone! There, I just covered my butt.

Hi...

I see your sensitivity classes are working... :) :D

Hi....

I see your sensitivity classes are working....:) :D

LOL! I do try Stringer, really I do. ;)

Hi Bear,

Whatever you just did enlarged my whole page... how is that possible? The 1/3 of the left side of my page is off the screen now.. Has this happened to anyone else?

EDIT::: It is only happening on this thread... not the others?

LOL! I do try Stringer, really I do. ;)

You know that I am so proud of you dear.

You know that I am so proud of you dear.

:o Thanks. :o

Okay, now stop it. You're making me blush. A lot! :o

:o Thanks. :o

Okay, now stop it. You're making me blush. A lot! :o

Rosy cheeks are healthy and nice... :rolleyes:

Rosy cheeks are healthy and nice...:rolleyes:

True.

I could use some rosiness in my cheeks. Right now I'm almost blue, I'm that cold!

I'm turning up the heat and getting a blanket!

Why am I so darn cold today? :(

Hi Bear,

Whatever you just did enlarged my whole page...how is that possible? The 1/3 of the left side of my page is off the screen now...? Has this happened to anyone else?

EDIT::: It is only happening on this thread...not the others?

It's the pictures. :(

It's the pictures. :(

This is the first time this has happened to me... curious.

Hi Bear,

Whatever you just did enlarged my whole page...how is that possible? The 1/3 of the left side of my page is off the screen now...? Has this happened to anyone else?

EDIT::: It is only happening on this thread...not the others?

Hi stringer, sorry, Cat is right, its probably the picture, ill remove it

This is the first time this has happened to me....curious.

You must have a larger monitor. :)

Oh, and yes, the ice storms can be beautiful when the world is covered in glass (slick glass). But ice isn't as much fun to play in.

hi stringer, sorry, Cat is right, its probably the picture, ill remove it

Just change the size.

Just change the size.

That's a better idea, thanks Cat :)

Is that better stringer?

Computer illiterate girl has no advice. Sorry Stringer. ;)

Maybe it is something with my screen or computer? This thread pages are still too large... I can live with it... thanks guys.

Yes I do have a larger screen... helps a lot, I think it is a 23 or 24 inch.

Stringer, Muddy's picture in the op is causing it. Bear's picture just made it a bit wider (thanks, Bear, that brought back to the original size).

We are probably going to have to deal with it until we start a new 'castle'.

Stringer, Muddy's picture in the op is causing it. Bear's picture just made it a bit wider (thanks, Bear, that brought back to the original size).

We are probably going to have to deal with it until we start a new 'castle'.

Thanks, you probably are correct Cat. Although I haven't had this happen before or at least that I can remember, even when there were larger pics.

Stringer, Muddy's picture in the op is causing it. Bear's picture just made it a bit wider (thanks, Bear, that brought back to the original size).

We are probably going to have to deal with it until we start a new 'castle'.

No worries :)

Hey Everyone. Bear, Thanks a lot for the tip. The ctrl and scrolling button really worked. Everything is smaller but fortunately I have OK eyes. I will just have to keep zooming in and out when I change threads from here and others.

Glad to help adam :)

Stringer, Muddy's picture in the op is causing it. Bear's picture just made it a bit wider (thanks, Bear, that brought back to the original size).

We are probably going to have to deal with it until we start a new 'castle'.

Well the picture has been removed.

No more whining.

Well the picture has been removed.

No more whining.

I wasn't whining, so stop your whining :)

i wasnt whining, so stop your whining :)

Bite me.

Haha

Bite me.

haha

Ha, I don't bite... I nibble :D

ha, i dont bite.........i nibble :D

I tear sh!t up.

Ahaha

I'm hungry.

That's because your savage muddy

If your hungry then go get something to eat, simples :)

thats because your savage muddy

if your hungry then go get something to eat, simples :)

No bear. Hungry for meat. I live close to a restaurant, a nice big ole fancy Italian restaurant where everything is like freshly made and the check gives you a heart attack.

I have created a very accurate state of the art demographic of what it is like. Is demographic the right word? I don't think so. I'm just throwing around words all willy nilly.

Lmao, classic :D, absolutely love it

Yes I see what you mean, the 'delicious smel'l lines from the 'yummy place' travel over the perfectly drawn grass, through/over the fence and into you house/yard/garage combo, where in they creep up on you and attack with vicious hunger pains.

Hmmm that's quite a problem :(

Wait I thought you were a veggie?

lmao, classic :D, absolutely love it

yes i see what you mean, the 'delicious smel'l lines from the 'yummy place' travel over the perfectly drawn grass, through/over the fence and into you house/yard/garage combo, where in they creep up on you and attack with vicious hunger pains.

hmmm thats quite a problem :(

wait i thought you were a veggie?

You are correcto mando.

I was a veghead for a decade and then some and then one day I was like you know what I want to eat meat, I'm tired of being anemic and I just don't want to be this person anymore.

A few months later after consuming meat I've:
Gained weight
Had bowel issues
Started breaking out
Skin started getting all greasy
Hair started falling out like crazy and it's been so flat and not as bouncy and just gross

My body is not my body any longer so I was like I don't like this and I'm back to being a veghead and it's really hard to go back.

No bear. Hungry for meat.

I'm a dedicated meat eater, but I can sympathize.

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