For all you flirts out there that just can't help yourself.

It seems that AMHD needs a dating site, a place for all the singles to get together.

Why this is being left up to me I have no idea, but I'm playing cupid nonetheless. ;)

So, singles or people that just want to flirt, come on in.

Let's keep it PG, there are kids on this site. ;)

Flirt away.

If someone actually ends up getting together because of this, I demand an invite
To the wedding. :)

Let the love fest begin.

May I be the first to post...

Calling ALL single ladies!! Let's get this party started.

What a great idea!

Even though I'm taken,I'm seriously subscribing to this thread...

Hootie Patootie, bring on the lovin'!

what a great idea!

even though im taken,im seriously subscribing to this thread....

Who said being taken had anything to do with flirting on here :D

I am the Queen of flirt and I'm taken.

Flirting keeps you young. It also gets you free stuff. ;)

Wow... I am the only guy in here thus far... I like where this is going.

Wow...I am the only guy in here thus far...I like where this is going.

The only guy with a bunch of taken women.

You the man! :D

Always know how to bring a guy back down to Earth...

Always know how to bring a guy back down to Earth...

It's a gift. :cool:

Are all the other women taken? I feel like a loser. :(

Are all the other women taken? I feel like a loser. :(

Don't worry, as far as this website goes, you are taken! :cool:

You didn't stay gone long, miss me?

Are all the other women taken? I feel like a loser. :(

You're not a loser.

I'm 38, of course I'm taken.

Hubby and I have been together for half our lives.

It seems like longer. ;)

Don't worry, as far as this website goes, you are taken! :cool:

You didn't stay gone long, miss me?

Okay, I guess that will keep me warm at night.

Just long enough to make it to the clients. I'm waiting on them to get me some info so I can get to work.

You're not a loser.

I'm 38, of course I'm taken.

Hubby and I have been together for half our lives.

It seems like longer. ;)

I know. I was just going for some KC sympathy. Shhh

Actually, I don't mind being single for now. Just look at all my options. :)

Well I hope for my sake they keep you waiting longer... ;)

One more day until Friday my AMHDers!! Three day weekend here I come.

Well I hope for my sake they keep you waiting longer...;)

One more day until Friday my AMHDers!!! Three day weekend here I come.

I'm taking a little time out before I jump back in to something. You have time... ;)

Any plans for the 3 days?

Well I hope for my sake they keep you waiting longer...;)

One more day until Friday my AMHDers!!! Three day weekend here I come.

My sons birthday is on Friday. He's turning 11, going on 16. ;)

He's acting like a hormonal female, it's driving me nuts. This morning he started
Crying because his shoelaces were too short. Are you kidding me? He had a meltdown.

So, KC, if you were 11 again what would you want for your birthday?

I'm taking a little time out before I jump back in to something. You have time ... ;)

Any plans for the 3 days?

A lot of alcohol and possibly some bad choices mixed in. College football comes back on as well... I will also be formulating my plot to woo over a certain redhead on this webiste :D On in a weekends work baby!!

My sons birthday is on Friday. He's turning 11, going on 16. ;)

He's acting like a hormonal female, it's driving me nuts. This morning he started
crying because his shoelaces were too short. Are you kidding me? He had a meltdown.

So, KC, if you were 11 again what would you want for your birthday?

Back then I was a HUGE teenage turtle fan.. have NO clue what kids like now days... video games? I don't know?

A lot of alcohol and possibly some bad choices mixed in. College football comes back on as well...I will also be formulating my plot to woo over a certain redhead on this webiste :D On in a weekends work baby!!!

I love college football! I assume Missouri is your team? I'm a Trojan. (no booing allowed)

I love college football! I assume Missouri is your team? I'm a Trojan. (no booing allowed)

Trojan like the condom? :p

Sorry, not a football fan.

I live in Canada, it's hockey all the way! :)

Yes, I am a Mizzou guy... can't boo USC... we never play them anyway!

Wow, we are sure off to a good start aren't we? Matchmaker make me a match!!

Trojan like the condom? :p

Sorry, not a football fan.

I live in Canada, it's hockey all the way! :)

That's what the haters call us. :p No, as in University of Southern California. I did my Bachelor's and MBA there.

Yes, I am a Mizzou guy...can't boo USC...we never play them anyway!

Wow, we are sure off to a good start aren't we? Matchmaker make me a match!!!

I'm a fanatic. You wouldn't believe it... I even belong to a sports message board so I can talk and read about it. I watch all of our games, and all the games that affect us - whether they are PAC 10 or top 25. :)

Are you a Rivals member? Tell me it isn't so.

Kc.

You'll need nerves of steel and possibly some tight trousers to beat the competition for that lady...

kc.

you'll need nerves of steel and possibly some tight trousers to beat the competition for that lady...

BRING IT ON!! :cool:

I don't chase ladies, I just sweep them off their feet. ;)

Are you a Rivals member? Tell me it isn't so.

No, it's a more obscure board. I used to belong to the ESPN board until 5 years ago when they changed it drastically. A few hundred fans from all the various schools broke off and joined this other board. It used to be so much fun, but now it has turned too political. I seem to spend my time here now. :)

kc.

you'll need nerves of steel and possibly some tight trousers to beat the competition for that lady...

Tight trousers? :p

No, it's a more obscure board. I used to belong to the ESPN board until 5 years ago when they changed it drastically. A few hundred fans from all the various schools broke off and joined this other board. It used to be so much fun, but now it has turned too political. I seem to spend my time here now. :)

Gotchya!

Football is a sport of the Gods. I cannot tell you how obsesive I am.. too bad my NFL team has stunk it up the past few years :(

Tight trousers? :p

Wishful thinking... :)

Gotchya!

Football is a sport of the Gods. I cannot tell you how obsesive I am..too bad my NFL team has stunk it up the past few years :(

I totally love college football, but I don't watch much NFL. I take it we are talking the Chiefs?

Wishful thinking...:)

On whose part?

I totally love college football, but I don't watch much NFL. I take it we are talking the Chiefs?

Yes... my beloved Chiefs. They have failed miserably at making me happy!

On whose part?

99% of the female population on this board (giving a 1% lead to those females who may not particularly enjoy males)

Yes...my beloved Chiefs. They have failed miserably at making me happy!

We'll have to find a way to make up for that. :D

Do I have to start a football thread? :rolleyes:

We'll have to find a way to make up for that. :D

No football thread needed Alty, sorry... JLo has gotten us back on track with this comment.

So at any rate JLo, how is it a hottie like you remains single (for the IMMEDIATE time being)

Do I have to start a football thread? :rolleyes:

Sorry. Football is almost as exciting as flirting. :)

We'll have to find a way to make up for that. :D


Can't go wrong with the tight trousers and tiger thong to make a woman laugh!

So at any rate JLo, how is it a hottie like you remains single (for the IMMEDIATE time being)

Newly single... like a few weeks. My Mr. Perfect turned out to be a pervert. Just hid it well for 7 months.

cant go wrong with the tight trousers and tiger thong to make a woman laugh!

Laugh? I thought you and I were right as rain reddy...

Newly single ... like a few weeks. My Mr. Perfect turned out to be a pervert. Just hid it well for 7 months.

Sorry to hear that... not sorry for me, but sorry for the situation, you see? ;)

Ahh, how I am glad I am a guy and not a girl.

cant go wrong with the tight trousers and tiger thong to make a woman laugh!

Haha. That is quite an image.

Sorry to hear that...not sorry for me, but sorry for the situation, you see? ;)

Ahh, how I am glad I am a guy and not a girl.

It came as a bit of a shock, but I'll get over it.

I should get to work now. I'll come by later.

My how fast this thread cleared out... was it something I said? No making you AMHD women satisfied!

My how fast this thread cleared out...was it something I said? No making you AMHD women satisfied!

I think they got tired of the football talk. I never get tired of it. ;)

I just got a reprieve for a bit. The client didn't bring me the right info.

You have some sharp clients over there!

You have some sharp clients over there!

I've been here for 2 weeks and they have been great. It's getting to the more complex stuff now.

I've been here for 2 weeks and they have been great. It's getting to the more complex stuff now.

I was just giving you a hard time...

At any rate, I take it you live in Cali? What I wouldn't give to have that warm weather year around!!

I was just giving you a hard time...

At any rate, I take it you live in Cali? What I wouldn't give to have that warm weather year around!!!

Oh, reaaallllyyyy :p

No, I live in Reno. Our weather is pretty good. I like the change of seasons. I lived in LA for 8 years, for school and started work there. I had to move home last year when my parents were in a car accident. My dad survived for a while and I was taking care of him. Yikes - so much for flirting. :o

Yeah, it got a bit serious there. Wow... sorry to hear all of that!

So... did it just get awkward? ;)

In all seriousness, that sucks. You have been through a lot, but I must say you have the flirting thing on lock.

Yeah, it got a bit serious there. Wow...sorry to hear all of that!

So...did it just get awkward? ;)

In all seriousness, that sucks. You have been through a lot, but I must say you have the flirting thing on lock.

No, not awkward at all. It doesn't bother me to talk about it.

I know. It took away from my funny reaction to that first part. Haha - I'm making you go back to read it.

What's your drink of choice JLo?

What's your drink of choice JLo?

I've never met a drink I didn't like. :D It depends on my mood - usually something like a gin & tonic or a mojito, sometimes a glass of wine. Are you going to send a drink over? :)

I've never met a drink I didn't like. :D It depends on my mood - usually something like a gin & tonic or a mojito, sometimes a glass of wine. Are you going to send a drink over? :)

A drink and some flowers... that's how I roll!

A drink and some flowers...that's how I roll!

That'll work.

Okay, the client is back with the right info. Time to earn the big bucks. :D

Peach JLo! Been real!

My how fast this thread cleared out...was it something I said? No making you AMHD women satisfied!

Had a phone call from my boy toy, I had to take it, after all, he's my boy toy. ;)

Had a phone call from my boy toy, I had to take it, after all, he's my boy toy. ;)

I don't recall having a phone coversation with you, but if that's what you want to call it... :cool:

I don't recall having a phone coversation with you, but if that's what you want to call it...:cool:

If we had, you'd remember. I have a very distinctive voice.

Actually, I hate my voice. It's too deep.

Some call it sexy, others just call me sir. :(

Where did everyone else go Alty?? Are we that boring?

Where did everyone else go Alty??? Are we that boring?

Apparently we are.

So sad. I thought we were the plucky comic relief. :(

Well kid, it's just you and me.

How you doing? ;)

I go away for half an hour and look what happens... 7 pages of flirting!

Slow it down guys, it's not a race :p

Doing great! Just livin' partna!

I go away for half an hour and look what happens... 7 pages of flirting!

Slow it down guys, it's not a race :p

When I get on a roll... well... you know... :D

Alty starts getting her boobs out and it just all goes to sexy land... I know the drill :p

Alty starts getting her boobs out and it just all goes to sexy land... I know the drill :p

Pump the breaks shazzy!! :eek: There are children around.

Alty starts getting her boobs out and it just all goes to sexy land... I know the drill :p

:eek:

I didn't bring them out. I was saving that for later. ;)

I actually got dressed today. I have the blinds open, didn't think the neighbors needed to see me nakie.

But they're just so huge...

http://functioningalcoholic.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/boobs.jpg

But they're just so huge.....

http://functioningalcoholic.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/boobs.jpg

Where are her nipples? :eek:

I saw this boat rockin'... wasn't sure if it was the waves or all the people action..

OoOo

Well I'm here...

Sarah

Been awhile Muddy... I missed you.

Where are her nipples?! :eek:

That's a very good question actually :confused:
Must have been a guy that made them :p

That's a very good question actually :confused:
Must have been a guy that made them :p

If it had been a guy then she'd definitely have nipples Shazzy! ;)

If it had been a guy then she'd definitely have nipples Shazzy! ;)

Was just about to post that exact response. We wouldn't forget that detail!

Been awhile Muddy...I missed you.

I've missed you too!

I've been missing a lot lately.

I hate these in and outs... okay well not the ones that are happening in the boat right now-- hahaha oo RIGHT thread ;)



Sarah

Was just about to post that exact response. We wouldn't forget that detail!

Exactly. She'd have perky nipples and bigger boobs. :D

True, true, guys do tend to pay less attention to detail though ;)

True, true, guys do tend to pay less attention to detail though ;)

You watch it missy!! :mad:

Not to get too off topic here, but where in the hell has Rome been lately? I miss my partner in crime!

True, true, guys do tend to pay less attention to detail though ;)

Not that detail. That's the one they pay attention to the most. ;)

Not to get too off topic here, but where in the hell has Rome been lately?? I miss my partner in crime!

He said he needed a break.

I've seen him online a few times but he just answers a few questions then leaves.

I miss him too. I hope everything is okay with him.

The "Relationship" board just isn't the same without him.

I am also now stuck with being one of the only flirts (besides Chuff and KP) that are online on a regular basis... but I don't mind that.

A few people have been missing lately...

Mis them all :(

And sorry kc!

The "Relationship" board just isn't the same without him.

I am also now stuck with being one of the only flirts (besides Chuff and KP) that are online on a regular basis...but I don't mind that.

KP has been awol a lot too. I miss him.

Chuff just likes to fight with me, but he's a good sparring partner.

Sneezy is busy doing Sneezy things, but I get to talk to him every day so
I don't get the chance to miss him. ;)

Tiggy is our resident flirt. How does it feel to be the only C*ck in the hen house? :cool:

Tiggy is our resident flirt. How does it feel to be the only C*ck in the hen house? :cool:

Doesn't bother me at all... I merely serve for the greater good of my fellow AMHDers... :cool:

So, my car is fixed. One thousand dollars later and they still don't know why the damn circuit board fried in the first place, so it could happen again.

I really don't want to trade it in right now, it only has 53,000km on it.

Still, I don't need a mini van anymore, the kids are bigger now.

Also, I'm tired of driving an automatic, hate it.

So, should I suck it up, drive my teal monster van or sell it and get a smaller car?

What do you all think?

Remember, I got the job I applied for so I'll be driving a lot more. The van is not great on gas.

Opinions?

Do I know how to clear a room or what?

Get a sports car... 2 seater :cool:

Seriously though, I would go for something smaller and more economical, not only are they easier and more fun the drive they are going UP in value due to petrol prices rising.

Get in now before they are all too expensive ;)

Depends on two factors: is the mini van paid off?

If you sold the mini van and bought a new car would you be making payments on the new car?

Depends on two factors: is the mini van paid off?

If you sold the mini van and bought a new car would you be making payments on the new car?

We just bought an awesome little Toyota for 4,000, low mileage, 1997 model runs on the smell of an oily rag.

I reckon a van would be worth a lot more.

The resale value of SUVs are fairly low due to gas prices. They depreciate much faster than cars now days. At least in my experience.

Oooh OK, I assumed they would be worth a lot more, you pay a fortune for the darn things here, same and 4wds.

Now it is just you and I... what is happening here, why does everyone run off!! This is madness.

Yes, Alty tells us off for not replying to her and then she leaves... the nerve of some people :rolleyes:

What has been happening with you anyway?

I have had a *insert swear word* night... had a huge fight with a "friend" so decided to down some vodka.

Vodka huh... that is a bit too strong for my tastes, but sometimes it is needed.

Nothing major going on with me, just work and school and the occasional night out.

Sorry to hear about the fight with your friend. That is never fun.

Yeah, we fight a lot, I am actually getiing very tired of it, her boyfriend is my partners best friend... if she wasn't I don't think she would be the sort of person I would choose to hang out with.

Hanging out with some other friends tomorrow night to de-stress and remember that I have other people in my life besides them.

So I pre-appologise for any nonsense posts tomorrow night haha.

Work is good, work = money to come to Australia ;)

I was curious about how many Canadian members are on AMHD, I believe Altenweg and Needkarma are Canadian. If anyone could print a list that would be great.

Depends on two factors: is the mini van paid off?

If you sold the mini van and bought a new car would you be making payments on the new car?

The mini van is paid in full.

If I sold it I'd buy used. I don't plan on spending extra. I plan to buy something that will be covered by whatever I sell the van for.

My main concern is finding something that would equal the van.

It's very unlikely that I'll get something comparable. Like I said, the van only has 53,000km on it, but it is a 2001. I doubt I'll get much for it. So I'm looking at a vehicle with more km's on it.

I WISH I could come to Australia... I would in a heart beat, believe me... probably wouldn't come back.

Speaking of partners, mine is asleep in the armchair next to me so I think it's time to put him to bed.

Goodnight kc!

Agh, everyone came back while I was typing, goodnight Alty lol

Goodnight Shaz!

Alty, get rid of the van and go with something more economical, that's my advice.

I was curious about how many Canadian members are on AMHD, I believe Altenweg and Needkarma are Canadian. If anyone could print a list that would be great.

I am.

Needkarma is.

Starby was.

Jesushelper is.

I'm not sure about the rest. Sorry, can't help. ;)

Goodnight Shaz!

Alty, get rid of the van and go with something more economical, that's my advice.

I'm really considering it.

I did find a 2005 Pontiac Sunfire, it has 71,000km on it, it's a standard (which I like). The main problem is that it's a 2 door, that will make it harder with the kids, but I can live with it. Also, it's a 4 cylinder, so not much oomph. My van is 6 cylinders but heavy so the extra oomph isn't really noticeable, but still, 4 cylinders, that's pretty sad.

It's $4,500.00. I think I can get at leas $6,000 for my van.

I'm really considering it.

Agh, everyone came back while I was typing, goodnight Alty lol

Night Shazzy. :)

Hot Dog ! Yes, flirting is so much fun and especially when it turns into huggin' and snugglin' !


Amorous tick

I'm out of town this week and my roommate is watering my garden. She just called to say that she found a zucchini hiding - it's 18 inches long, 12 inches in circumference, and weighs about 5 pounds. Any ideas for this monster? :p

I'm out of town this week and my roommate is watering my garden. She just called to say that she found a zucchini hiding - it's 18 inches long, 12 inches in circumference, and weighs about 5 pounds. Any ideas for this monster? :p

OMG! 18 inches long. :eek:

I'm biting my tongue right now. I have many ideas for this monster. Too many, none of which I'm allowed to outline here.

Someone help me! 18 inches!

Okay, actually, 18 inches and 12 inches in circumference. OUCH!

Just saying. ;)

OMG! 18 inches long. :eek:

I'm biting my tongue right now. I have many ideas for this monster. Too many, none of which I'm allowed to outline here.

Someone help me! 18 inches!

Okay, actually, 18 inches and 12 inches in circumference. OUCH!

Just sayin. ;)

I know. The mental images... :eek:

I'm out of town this week and my roommate is watering my garden. She just called to say that she found a zucchini hiding - it's 18 inches long, 12 inches in circumference, and weighs about 5 pounds. Any ideas for this monster? :p

I can think of a couple things you could do with that.

I can think of a couple things you could do with that.

Eat it.

That's what you're going to say, right? :D

I can think of a couple things you could do with that.

Like what? Please explain in detail. (Who does this remind you of?)

Eat it.

That's what you're going to say, right? :D

Bingo!

I know. The mental images .... :eek:

Every girl over 30 should have a zucchini in her fridge. ;)

Every girl over 30 should have a zucchini in her fridge. ;)

I have about 10... and I don't think that one will even fit in my fridge.

But wait - I'm not over 30. :rolleyes:

I fear this thread has taken a turn for the worse

I have about 10 ... and I don't think that one will even fit in my fridge.

But wait - I'm not over 30. :rolleyes:

You're a girl, that's all that matters. :)

10 zucchinis? You're a busy girl. ;)

I actually really like zucchini. I cut it up into slices, dip it in eggs and then bread crumbs and fry them in a pan.

Yummy.

Great, now I'm hungry. :(

I fear this thread has taken a turn for the worse

Don't be afraid. We won't hurt you. :)

I fear this thread has taken a turn for the worse

You talked football, we're talking cooking. No worries. ;)

We do have to keep it PG though. I'm the worst of the bunch, sex is always
On my mind. I'm 38, worse the an 18 year old male, in my sexual prime.

Sigh.

You're a girl, that's all that matters. :)

10 zucchinis? You're a busy girl. ;)

I actually really like zucchini. I cut it up into slices, dip it in eggs and then bread crumbs and fry them in a pan.

Yummy.

Great, now I'm hungry. :(

I only planted 2 zucchini plants. I'm a first-time gardner, and I like zucchini - but it's out of control. Kind of like us. :p

Don't be afraid. We won't hurt you. :)

Speak for yourself. :D

I'm way too bashful to have it rated 'R' anyway... remember, I am a baby! :cool:

You talked football, we're talking cooking. No worries. ;)

We do have to keep it PG though. I'm the worst of the bunch, sex is always
on my mind. I'm 38, worse the an 18 year old male, in my sexual prime.

Sigh.

Cooking? Is that what we are talking?

I only planted 2 zucchini plants. I'm a first-time gardner, and I like zucchini - but it's out of control. Kind of like us. :p

I'd take some off your hands but you're a bit far away.

I'll dream of zucchini tonight.

MMMMMMMM. :)

I'm way too bashful to have it rated 'R' anyway...remember, I am a baby! :cool:

I was married for 2 years at your age. I had a baby at 27, one year older then you.

You're not a baby. ;)

I'm way too bashful to have it rated 'R' anyway...remember, I am a baby! :cool:

If you are a baby, what does that make me? (leaving herself wide open)

If you are a baby, what does that make me? (leaving herself wide open)

An embryo. ;)

If you are a baby, what does that make me? (leaving herself wide open)

The next woman I wake up next to...

Wow, my first post #131ish, you guys have been busy without me. :(

The next woman I wake up next to...

I see I have lost my Tiger. :(

The next woman I wake up next to...

I'm blushing, now.

We have been flirting hard Justy, you know me!

Wow, my first post #131ish, you guys have been busy without me. :(


I see I have lost my Tiger. :(

I just mentioned my 18" zucchini and Alty went wild.

I see I have lost my Tiger.

We're just warming him up for you Justy.

He'll always be your boy toy, no worries. :)

I just mentioned my 18" zucchini and Alty went wild.

With good reason.

I've never had an 18 inch... zucchini. :p

We're just warming him up for you Justy.

He'll always be your boy toy, no worries. :)

Wait - can't we share?

Wait - can't we share?

I don't see a problem with it... the more I can make happier, the better. :D

Wait - can't we share?

That's up to Justy.

Justy, I'll share KP is you share KC.

Deal?

That's a big sacrifice on my part. I adore KP. That man makes me purr. :cool:

Wait - can't we share?

KC always requires sharing!

KC always requires sharing!

Don't be so bitter! I just can't say "no"! Shame on me, I know. :(

That's up to Justy.

Justy, I'll share KP is you share KC.

Deal?

That's a big sacrifice on my part. I adore KP. That man makes me purr. :cool:

Just know that I hold you accountable. ;)

I don't see a problem with it...the more I can make happier, the better. :D

That's my motto. :p

Don't be so bitter! I just can't say "no"! Shame on me, I know. :(

Honey, I am never bitter, you should know that by now... if I recall right, you weren't calling me bitter before. :p

Just know that I hold you accountable. ;)

But you should have seen this coming. It's me! :o

Do I have to sit in the corner again? I don't want to! :(

I'll be good, I promise.

Did anyone buy that? :cool:

That's up to Justy.

Justy, I'll share KP is you share KC.

Deal?

That's a big sacrifice on my part. I adore KP. That man makes me purr. :cool:

I feel so left out. :(

I feel so left out. :(

At least I have my zucchini. :p

I feel so left out. :(

Looking for some more sympathy? :cool:

No need to feel left out...

Looking for some more sympathy? :cool:

No need to feel left out...

It works every time.

At least I have my zucchini. :p

LMAO!

Yes, you do. Don't hurt yourself. ;)

It works every time.

What can I say? I am not a very complicated guy... doesn't take much to please a tiger!

What can I say? I am not a very complicated guy...doesn't take much to please a tiger!

I have noticed that you tend to go for girls with the word "Just" in their username.

Coincidence? I think not. :cool:

I have noticed that you tend to go for girls with the word "Just" in their username.

Coincidence? I think not. :cool:

Just saying eh?

Just sayin eh?

Silly boy. :p

I guess I should have named myself Just Alty.

Too late now.

Ben! Can you change my name so I can get love too? Pretty please? :)

Silly boy. :p

I guess I should have named myself Just Alty.

Too late now.

Ben! Can you change my name so I can get love too? Pretty please? :)

I thought he went for all the girls. You mean I am special after all?

Well it has been a pleasure my little hotties! I must go and make the world safe for democracy, but I will be back on around 6pm CST! Keep it locked and loaded.

Been a pleasure!

I thought he went for all the girls. You mean I am special after all?

All the girls? Wait, I am no player! And YES, you are special. Stay beautiful! See you later!

Well it has been a pleasure my little hotties! I must go and make the world safe for democracy, but I will be back on around 6pm CST!! Keep it locked and loaded.

Been a pleasure!

I'll still be working (it), but have fun. :)

I thought he went for all the girls. You mean I am special after all?

You're special.

Wait until Chuff finds this place, then you'll really feel special. Protection order special. ;)

Bye KC, stay safe. :)

You're special.

Wait until Chuff finds this place, then you'll really feel special. Protection order special. ;)

Bye KC, stay safe. :)

Chuff has been ignoring me. I must have scared him off. :D

Chuff has been ignoring me. I must have scared him off. :D

Chuff hasn't found this thread yet, trust me, he'll be on you like white on rice once he
Finds where you're hiding. ;)

Chuff hasn't found this thread yet, trust me, he'll be on you like white on rice once he
finds where you're hiding. ;)

Who's hiding? I do need to get back to work, though. I have a lot to finish and I'm flying home tomorrow morning... only to fly back here next week.

Who's hiding? I do need to get back to work, though. I have a lot to finish and I'm flying home tomorrow morning ... only to fly back here next week.

I have to run for a bit too.

Talk to you later JLo. :)

What's up peeps!? HOLLA!

Two hours later...

Holla back!

Sarah

Sup muddy!

I suppose everyone is gone. It's finally quitting time for me. Work, that is.

Hey there KC.

Anything happening on your end of internet world?

Sarah

Hhmmmm... seems like KC has his own little private Harum in here :cool:




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LMAO! I love it M.

Actually, it's more like a brothel, and I'm the madam. :D

LMAO! I love it M.

Actually, it's more like a brothel, and I'm the madam. :D

Ah ha... Madam Alty ;)




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That's me, but with brown hair.

Also, bigger boobs.

No glasses.

Like the boots though. :)

Love the pic!! Those tigers are too cute!!

LMAO! I love it M.

Actually, it's more like a brothel, and I'm the madam. :D

Well I no longer can be a part of this. :confused:

It's quiet in here today. I'm just working for 2 more hours, and then heading to the airport to fly home. I was hoping for some entertainment. :)

Sup JLo... you coming to KC?

Not today. So football started last night - did you hear about the Oregon game? Bad, bad, bad.

No... didn't catch any of the college action last night... what happened?

No...didn't catch any of the college action last night...what happened?

They looked terrible, didn't even make a first down until mid-way through the 3rd qtr. They lost, and after the game their best RB punched a BSU player in the face and then was headed toward the crowd to punch some of the fans. The Oregon players had to subdue him.

They looked terrible, didn't even make a first down until mid-way thru the 3rd qtr. They lost, and after the game their best RB punched a BSU player in the face and then was headed toward the crowd to punch some of the fans. The Oregon players had to subdue him.

Stay classy Oregon!! :cool:

Way to get the season kicked off right!

Stay classy Oregon!!! :cool:

Way to get the season kicked off right!

I know. This kid just came off suspension, too. Wonder what this will cost him.

I see Friend chased away all your girlfriends... almost all.


I keep losing my connection to this site. Is that a common problem? I get the "Internet Explorer cannot display this website" message.

I know. This kid just came off suspension, too. Wonder what this will cost him.

I see Friend chased away all your girlfriends ... almost all.


I keep losing my connection to this site. Is that a common problem? I get the "Internet Explorer cannot display this website" message.

I have that problem every now and then too. Not sure what the deal is.

As far as Friend chasing all my "girlfriends" away, I see you are still here... :cool:

TGIF!

I have that problem every now and then too. Not sure what the deal is.

As far as Friend chasing all my "girlfriends" away, I see you are still here...:cool:

TGIF!

I don't chase away easily. :D

... and 3 days. Today won't be the greatest, but Saturday I'm watching my game, and Sunday I'm going to the rib cookoff with friends. It's a huge Reno event - draws half a million people over the long week-end. They have live bands - lots of fun.

Don't talk to me about food right now... I am HUNGRY!!

I am so glad college football is back on... NFL has become such a bore lately! Football, beer and bbq, what more does a dude need??

Don't talk to me about food right now...I am HUNGRY!!!

I am so glad college football is back on....NFL has become such a bore lately! Football, beer and bbq, what more does a dude need???

A girl :p

Don't talk to me about food right now...I am HUNGRY!!!

I am so glad college football is back on....NFL has become such a bore lately! Football, beer and bbq, what more does a dude need???


Hurling. Kc. Hurling.

The all ireland county final is on Sunday,kilkenny and tipperary... its going to be clash of the titans...

hurling. kc. hurling.

the all ireland county final is on sunday,kilkenny and tipperary...its going to be clash of the titans...

There is actually our annual Irish Fest going on in KC this weekend... who doesn't need one more excuse to get drunk and listen to live Irish music?? After all, I am an Irish-American...

Give me a girl, a beer, a shot and keep em' coming!! :D

There is actually our annual Irish Fest going on in KC this weekend...who doesn't need one more excuse to get drunk and listen to live Irish music??? After all, I am an Irish-American...

Give me a girl, a beer, a shot and keep em' coming!!! :D

I'm 1/4 Irish. ;) Must be where the red hair comes from.

I'm 1/4 Irish. ;) Must be where the red hair comes from.

Indeed... nothing like a smokin' hot red head to get my blood flowing! ;)

Indeed...nothing like a smokin' hot red head to get my blood flowing! ;)

Oh, really. Guys either love redheads or they don't like them - no in-betweens, it seems.

Oh, really. Guys either love redheads or they don't like them - no in-betweens, it seems.


Its not that they don't like them j-lo,it's that they can't handle them.. too fiery,but it translates well.

As a red head you are either smoking hot or less than attractive (that's just my experience)... it seems you are on the hot side!

There also aren't that many around, at least in my parts. Naturally red head I mean.

As a read head you are either smoking hot or less than attractive (that's just my experience)...it seems you are on the hot side!

You've just seen the start of it. :p

You've just seen the start of it. :p

Oh really?

its not that they dont like them j-lo,its that they can't handle them..too firey,but it translates well.

Oh, is that it? I think of myself as more cool and level-headed. Is that possible, or maybe I'm just holding it all in. :D

Oh really?

Really.

Really.

Prove it... :cool:

Prove it...:cool:

You are really into proofs. Okay, keep your eyes open. ;)

You are really into proofs. Okay, keep your eyes open. ;)

Aren't I the lucky one!

Aren't I the lucky one!

:)

Come hither my AMHD crew!!

You yelled, I hithered...

And I brought a water pistol, oh what's that... you are wearing thin white pants??

:: evil laugh ::

Thin white pants with no underwear!

:: puts the water pistol away and gets out a garden hose ::

Awwww yeah :cool:

Shazzy, I have a pressure washer. :)

Shazzy, I have a pressure washer. :)

Wouldn't that sting! :eek:

Or would it make him stand to attention... hmmmmm

I don't believe we need a pressure washer. Go easy on my gals!

Thin white pants with no underwear!


Kc,I can't even mentally look at you,get some knickers on man!

I don't believe we need a pressure washer. Go easy on my gals!

Your gals? :confused:

Aren't they your boys? :confused:

More coffee. I think I need more coffee.

My boobs totally hurt today.

-- maybe they're growing.

Yes.

Nah.

It's because I'm pregnant.

Not.

Sarah

Meant me, not my! I need coffee as well.

My boobs totally hurt today.



Sarah

Now that is one hell of an icebreaker!

Now that is one hell of an icebreaker!

I thought I should share something personal:)

Sarah

Well you'll here no complaints from me.

So, since this is the Love boat and I can flirt but can't touch, I think I'll tell you about what happened to me this weekend.

We went out for dinner on Friday night to celebrate Jared's birthday. We went to a buffet that we love, go there often.

Anyway, I'm standing in line when this young guy (22,23) gets in line behind me. We finally get to the food so we're standing side by side when we both reach for the same thing.

He looks at me, then looks down to my chest. At that point I lost him. I probably could have speared him with my fork and he wouldn't have noticed.

I finally cleared my throat to get his attention and said "sweetie, my eyes are higher up and let go of the tongs!"

He turned beet red. :)

I love 20 something's, they're fun.

You may be "pegonant" Sarah, are you 15 years old and have you looked at a man lately?

Well you'll here no complaints from me.

Next time I'll come in talking about my vagine.

Or not.

God today is one busy day for me.

I hate my job. Ugh

Well I almost have enough money saved up to go back to school.

Hurrah.

Sarah

Now that is one hell of an icebreaker!

Until you read this;


It's because I'm pregnant. :eek:

That story is funny Alty. Wow, what a poor little dude. Those types of 20 something's give me a bad name!

You may be "pegonant" Sarah, are you 15 years old and have you looked at a man lately?

I'm actually 14 but thanks for the comp.

I did make out with my bestfriend's boyfriend a few nights ago. Maybe he enpragnated me.

ZOMG.

Sarah

You may be "pegonant" Sarah, are you 15 years old and have you looked at a man lately?

OMG! I touched a man today! :eek:

Say it isn't so. I don't want to be pregnant in my virginia. :(

Wait. Are we in the right forum for this?

No! We're not!

Sarah started it Ben! :rolleyes:

I'm actually 14 but thanks for the comp.

I did make out with my bestfriend's boyfriend a few nights ago. Maybe he enpragnated me.
ZOMG.

Sarah

Can't tell if serious?? :cool:

Elaborate for me Muddy!

That story is funny Alty. Wow, what a poor little dude. Those types of 20 somethings give me a bad name!

What made it worse was that hubby saw the whole thing and all he could do was laugh... a lot... loudly... while pointing.

I don't think that guy will ever go there for dinner again.

I'm actually 14 but thanks for the comp.

I did make out with my bestfriend's boyfriend a few nights ago. Maybe he enpragnated me.

ZOMG.

Sarah


Ooohhh,did you say like my boyfriend and my boyfriend are bbf and like l8r dude.:):(:):(:):eek:

Forgot.. lol lol lol lol lol lol.. n I hate my parents,there sooo mean.

Say it isn't so. I don't want to be pregnant in my virginia. :(

:

For some reason I just pictures a Pommegranite orchard in Virginia...

Then I pictured a girl with trees for pubic hair..

Ok I'm, leaving this thread now.

Can't tell if serious??? :cool:

Elaborate for me Muddy!

I'm 14 isn't that illegal? Let's ask scott ;)


Haha guys I'm so sorry but lunch break is over. Got to get back to dirty pervy men.

-sigh-

Sarah

Good Morning, love birds.
Hope the day is bright for you. :)
Sorry I missed the water fight.

I'm 14 isn't that illegal? Let's ask scott ;)


haha guys I'm so sorry but lunch break is over. Gotta get back to dirty pervy men.

-sigh-

Sarah

As opposed to what you encounter on here... :rolleyes:

Sup Justy...

Not much KC.
Do you know where you are this morning?? :p

Unfortunately I know where I am not, and that is my bed.

Good Morning, love birds.
Hope the day is bright for you. :)
Sorry I missed the water fight.

You didn't miss it, I'm just filling up the balloons.

I could use a hand.

Poor KC is outnumbered. :D :cool:

LOL. If you had a four day weekend than you would just be worried about your bed tomorrow...
Guess it will be an early night for you tonight. :)

Poor KC is outnumbered. :D :cool:

He loves when that happens. :cool:

He loves when that happens. :cool:

Truth!

I've got to run for a bit all, time to do some house work and stuff. ;)

Be good. :)

I like the way everyone quits flirting when Alty leaves... whimps!!

That just means that Alty is the instigator!

Clearly... :cool:

I just saw that they closed my intro thread, right after KC posted about my being a flirt. Does that mean I'm in trouble? Again? :o

No, it just means I am in trouble. I am entirely too out of control!

No, it just means I am in trouble. I am entirely too out of control!

I could have told you that! :)

I could have told you that! :)

Well if that wasn't the pot calling the kettle black... :cool:

Pot, meet kettle!

Well if that wasn't the pot calling the kettle black...:cool:

Pot, meet kettle!

Yeah well,. ummm... I have nothing.

My computer is messed up. I haven't had any internet since yesterday afternoon. I had to jump on someone else's for a while. This could be a long day.

Everything is fine... relax and enjoy! :)

Everything is fine...relax and enjoy! :)

Fine for about 20 minutes, and then I have to go back to mine. :(

Fine for about 20 minutes, and then I have to go back to mine. :(

Guess you will just have to mentally pretend like you are talking to me... I know, it's a rough life, but there are women in Europe that never even get the chance to chat with yours truly, so consider yourself lucky... :D

Guess you will just have to mentally pretend like you are talking to me...I know, its a rough life, but there are women in Europe that never even get the chance to chat with yours truly, so consider yourself lucky...:D

Oh my... :rolleyes: