Oh my... :rolleyes:

I know, myself love has no limits.

Oh my... :rolleyes:

I know. I didn't even know how to respond to that... so I didn't. :D

I know, my self love has no limits.

Truth!

Truth!

Copycat!!

Carry on... :cool:

Hi I'm back.. it's getting slow here...

I sure do love bringing my laptop to work. Makes things easier when it's slow..

Anyway anyone around?

Sarah

Sup Muddy?

Hello, kids.

Muddy, did you see chuff's comment to your picture? I feel so demeaned that he copied me.

Hey Cats, how are you doing?
I saw Cat joined, haven't run into her yet though. Can't wait. ;)

Hi, Justy. Check the relationship or marriage threads. She's been hanging out there a lot.
How've you been?

Woohoo. I have my internet back. My printer isn't working now, but my internet is back! :D

Welcome to the 90's JLo... cool thing isn't it?

Welcome to the 90's JLo...cool thing isn't it?

I missed it. Didn't know what to do with myself last night. :p

I missed it. Didn't know what to do with myself last night. :p

Hmm... not going to bite on that one, but believe me I am truly tempted! Welcome back! :D

Hmm....not gonna bite on that one, but believe me I am truly tempted! Welcome back! :D

Darn... and I was hoping you'd bite. ;)

Happy hump day, by the way... and I don't bite, I am a nice tiger... :cool:

Happy hump day, by the way...and I don't bite, I am a nice tiger...:cool:

Happy hump day to you, too... Nice tigers can bite on occasion, but nicely. :)

Happy hump day to you, too ... Nice tigers can bite on occasion, but nicely. :)

Depends on where and with whom... just saying!

[QUOTE=Altenweg;1968087

I finally cleared my throat to get his attention and said "sweetie, my eyes are higher up and let go of the tongs!"

He turned beet red. :)

I love 20 somethings, they're fun.[/QUOTE]

Alty, I saw your pic and you don't look like you have big boobs:rolleyes:

Tick

Hi all.

Is this where the party is? I've been awol.

What a boring day... I was sooo ready for the weekend yesterday :eek:

Indeed KP, this is where the party is at...

What a boring day...I was sooo ready for the weekend yesterday :eek:

I know the feeling. At least I'm getting a lot done - looks like I won't have to stay in Las Vegas all week after all. :)

hi all.

is this where the party is? ive been awol.

You are on punishment for being AWOL. Now we can't tell you were the real party is! :eek:

I love to party and all, but Vegas is not really my scene... It is cool for a day or two at MAX!! After that I start going crazy.

I love to party and all, but Vegas is not really my scene...It is cool for a day or two at MAX!!! After that I start going crazy.

I'm the same way. I'd much rather be home, near the mountains and the lake. Vegas is so fake.

You are on punishment for being AWOL. Now we can't tell you were the real party is!! :eek:

Can you tell me? :)

I'm the same way. I'd much rather be home, near the mountains and the lake. Vegas is so fake.

Now that you mention it, that sounds NICE. I LOVE the mountains, although I have never been. I am going to Mexico next year, but I want a hot tub and a view of the beautiful mountains... soooo good! Lake Tahoe is supposed to be really pretty.

You are on punishment for being AWOL. Now we can't tell you were the real party is!! :eek:


I didn't even get a "missed you"...

Fine.

Not the first time I partied by myself. Ill be in my room.

Now that you mention it, that sounds NICE. I LOVE the mountains, although I have never been. I am going to Mexico next year, but I want a hot tub and a view of the beautiful mountains...soooo good! Lake Tahoe is supposed to be really pretty.

Lake Tahoe is one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen. I love it both in the summer and winter. There are so many great ski resorts, and in the summer it's nice to hang out at the lake. The water is freezing, but it's so pretty.

i didnt even get a "missed you"...

fine.

not the first time i partied by myself. ill be in my room.

Awwe... Do you need company for your pity party?

We missed you KP, please do not be AWOL again unless you came back with great news.

I cannot believe this thread is on page 28... entirely too much "flirting" has been happening around here!

What has this world come to?. :cool:

Heathens!!

Yeah - and who has the most posts?? :rolleyes:

Yeah - and who has the most posts??? :rolleyes:

What can I say... when you're good at something, continue to get better... :cool:

What can I say...when you're good at something, continue to get better...:cool:

That's my motto.


The lines just came out for Saturday. They only favor us by 7 - I'll be going crazy if the game is that close. :)

That's my motto.


The lines just came out for Saturday. They only favor us by 7 - I'll be going crazy if the game is that close. :)

You are playing at Ohio State correct? I remember last year it was a solid beating on USC's part... continue to lay the wood to the arrogant tOSU fans and that vest wearing dork of a coach!! :mad:

You are playing at Ohio State correct? I remember last year it was a solid beating on USC's part...continue to lay the wood to the arrogant tOSU fans and that vest wearing dork of a coach!!! :mad:

Well, I don't have a whole lot of say in that. I'll continue to cheer them on though.

Well, I don't have a whole lot of say in that. I'll continue to cheer them on though.

Wow... you, speachless eh? I am stunned! My work is finished here ladies and gents! ;)

Time for some good old fashioned Mizzou love... God bless college football! That's right, drink it in!

Time for some good old fashioned Mizzou love...God bless college football!

And on that note, I'm going to lunch. Maybe you will put up something for me while I am gone. :D

And on that note, I'm going to lunch. Maybe you will put up something for me while I am gone. :D

This is a PG-13 thread, and frankly I am shocked at your way of thinking, but have no fear. I got a little something for you!. :cool:

Nothing screams awesomeness like the sweater vest!

This is a PG-13 thread, and frankly I am shocked at your way of thinking, but have no fear. I got a little something for you!...:cool:

Nothing screams awesomeness like the sweater vest!

Haha, very funny. :rolleyes: I meant something like this:

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u349/USC_2004/my%20pictures/123882.jpg

PS - I'll remember this next time you beg for a picture. ;)

Haha, very funny. :rolleyes: I meant something like this:

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u349/USC_2004/my%20pictures/123882.jpg

PS - I'll remember this next time you beg for a picture. ;)

For the sake of both of us, let's hope you have short memory! Speaking of pics, I can't even remember what you look like anyhow... been awhile you know? ;)

For the sake of both of us, let's hope you have short memory! Speaking of pics, I can't even remember what you look like anyhow...been awhile ya know? ;)

My memory isn't that short.

Here... it's the least I could do for all your troubles! Don't say I never did anything for you... ;)

Beautiful and sweet... how out of character... you running a fever over there?

Beautiful and sweet... how out of character... you running a fever over there?

Shhhh!! As far as JLo is concerned I am Prince Charming (give or take some of that charm).

All right you beautiful babies, I have to hit the dusty trail for a bit. Time to go to the gym, got to keep my womanly figure intact... :cool:

Catch you a bit later!

What did I miss?

More flirting?

Don't you know you're not allowed to flirt unless I'm here?

Not really flirting, just doing my best to keep e-chivalry alive!

Not really flirting, just doing my best to keep e-chivalry alive!

Are you only chivalrous on the internet? So sad. ;)

How come I never got virtual flowers? :(

Are you only chivalrous on the internet? So sad. ;)

How come I never got virtual flowers? :(

I don't think KP would appreciate that too much.

I don't think KP would appreciate that too much.

Hey, he doesn't own me, he hasn't paid his dues in months.

I'm a free agent. :)

If he wants me then he can come fight for me.

Damn. I miss him. That man is deadly. :)

Are you only chivalrous on the internet? So sad. ;)

How come I never got virtual flowers? :(

Maybe because he wasn't mean to you.

Maybe because he wasn't mean to you.

Wait a minute... when was I mean to you? Ahhh... the vest, gets me every time! I promise to be on the "USC" side of things from now on! :)

Wait a minute...when was I mean to you? Ahhh...the vest, gets me everytime! I promise to be on the "USC" side of things from now on! :)

I was just teasing. I figured that would draw you out of hiding. :)

I am in the midst of making dinner, while baking chocolate chip cookies... yes, I have a sweet tooth!

I am in the midst of making dinner, while baking chocolate chip cookies...yes, I have a sweet tooth!

What's for dinner? I love chocolate chip cookies. :)

I am in the midst of making dinner, while baking chocolate chip cookies...yes, I have a sweet tooth!

You cook?

Marry me! I'll treat you right.

Well I am a chicken dude, so making some chicken pasta... omm,num,num!!

Well I am a chicken dude, so making some chicken pasta...omm,num,num!!!

Seriously, marry me.

I'm double jointed. :)

Seriously, marry me.

I'm double jointed. :)

But you are already married - what about all us single girls?

He'll love this - we're fighting over him again.

Seriously, marry me.

I'm double jointed. :)

You just made me blush... :o

But you are already married - what about all us single girls?

He'll love this - we're fighting over him again.

I can't complain... ;)

You just made me blush...:o

Really?

One point for me. :)

I can't complain...;)

I could probably make you blush, too. :p

But you are already married - what about all us single girls?

He'll love this - we're fighting over him again.

Crap, I am married.

Do the Amish get to marry more then one person?

I'm going to become Amish. Giggle. :)

I could probably make you blush, too. :p

Once again, prove it... :D

Once again, prove it...:D

Haha - I knew you were going to say that. Nah, I'd rather you keep thinking of me as sweet and innocent. :)

I could probably make you blush, too. :p

Do it!

I double dog dare you. :)

Haha - I knew you were going to say that. Nah, I'd rather you keep thinking of me as sweet and innocent. :)

That gone thrown out of the window awhile go, sorry ot say... but I don't have a problem with it!

Do it!

I double dog dare you. :)

You are such an instigator. :) I'd rather you also keep thinking of me as sweet and innocent. :p

That gone thrown out of the window awhile go, sorry ot say...but I don't have a problem with it!

Hey, what did I do?

Haha - I knew you were going to say that. Nah, I'd rather you keep thinking of me as sweet and innocent. :)

Keep?

Sweetie, we knew you were one of us from the moment you joined.

Get to 500 posts and we'll invite you into our secret place. :)

Hey, what did I do?

The question is, what didn't you do. :)

Keep?

Sweetie, we knew you were one of us from the moment you joined.

Get to 500 posts and we'll invite you into our secret place. :)

Ooh, 500. I've read comments about the secret place and wondered what it took. At the rate I'm going, it will be around Christmas, though. :o

The question is, what didn't you do. :)

Give me a minute... I'll think of something.

Haha - if you ever read my original thread, you'd know the answer to that.

One look at J-Lo's pics blows the whole "sweet & innocent" thang. I'd be really interested to see you make him blush on a PG rated thread.

Hhaaalloooo...

I'm pretty sure the drastic switch to my diet is having a fight with my stomach.

Really. I have severe bowl issues. It's stuck then it's not. Then it's peeing.. EWWW

TMI?

I think I have to lay off the meats a while.

This past week I even ate hamburger helper. ZOMG tasty.

I feel like poop.

KC I bet this is another hell of an icebreaker [wink]


Sarah

I will keep my mouth shut... I just have a hunch about JLo... good to go!

One look at J-Lo's pics blows the whole "sweet & innocent" thang. I'd be really interested to see you make him blush on a PG rated thread.

Really? My baby blues didn't fool you?

hhaaalloooo...

I'm pretty sure the drastic switch to my diet is having a fight with my stomach.

Really. I have severe bowl issues. It's stuck then it's not. Then it's peeing.. EWWW

TMI??

I think I have to lay off the meats a while.

This past week I even ate hamburger helper. ZOMG tasty.

I feel like poop.

KC I bet this is another hell of an icebreaker [wink]


Sarah

Are you on the right thread? If so, your flirting is unique. :)

I will keep my mouth shut...I just have a hunch about JLo...good to go!!

Good to go..? Me??

Ooh, 500. I've read comments about the secret place and wondered what it took. At the rate I'm going, it will be around Christmas, though. :o

You read comments? :eek:

Where?

It's supposed to be a secret! :eek:

Oops. It was me, wasn't it? :(

Ben, I'm sorry, punish me, I know I'm bad.

Sigh.

I just can't stay out of trouble.

Really? My baby blues didn't fool you?

Why do I get the feeling it wasn't our "baby blues" people were looing at... :cool:

Are you on the right thread? If so, your flirting is very unique. :)

Didn't you know talking about stools is sexy talk?

Darn you should see the men go wild when you start talking about yeast infections or vaginal discharge-- rot roww.


Sarah

hhaaalloooo...

I'm pretty sure the drastic switch to my diet is having a fight with my stomach.

Really. I have severe bowl issues. It's stuck then it's not. Then it's peeing.. EWWW

TMI??

I think I have to lay off the meats a while.

This past week I even ate hamburger helper. ZOMG tasty.

I feel like poop.

KC I bet this is another hell of an icebreaker [wink]


Sarah

Hamburger helper is made by the devil. I swear it!

If you want to be constipated for 2 weeks then eat it.

Just fyi, my dogs won't touch the stuff. That should tell you something. They eat their own poo.

You read comments? :eek:

Where?

It's supposed to be a secret! :eek:

Oops. It was me, wasn't it? :(

Ben, I'm sorry, go ahead and punish me, I know I'm bad.

Sigh.

I just can't stay out of trouble.

I don't remember where it was but a lot of you were making comments. I knew there was a secret place weeks ago. That's why I started posting. I was looking for an invite. :D

Didn't you know talking about stools is sexy talk?

Darn you should see the men go wild when you start talking about yeast infections or vaginal discharge-- rot roww.


Sarah

I'm trying to eat Muddy... please switch the topic :eek:

Didn't you know talking about stools is sexy talk?

Darn you should see the men go wild when you start talking about yeast infections or vaginal discharge-- rot roww.


Sarah

:eek:

WRONG THREAD!

I'm a women and I don't want to talk about that stuff. :(

You read comments? :eek:

Where?

It's supposed to be a secret! :eek:

Oops. It was me, wasn't it? :(

Ben, I'm sorry, go ahead and punish me, I know I'm bad.

Sigh.

I just can't stay out of trouble.

I'll do it, Ben.

Why do I get the feeling it wasn't our "baby blues" people were looing at...:cool:

Well, I know you were looking at my legs. ;)

Didn't you know talking about stools is sexy talk?

Darn you should see the men go wild when you start talking about yeast infections or vaginal discharge-- rot roww.


Sarah

Ewwww, gross. Sounds like anything will turn them on.

I don't remember where it was but a lot of you were making comments. I knew there was a secret place weeks ago. That's why I started posting. I was looking for an invite. :D

You have a few more posts to go, but you'll be invited when you get there.

Now, mum's the word. We don't want every Tom, D*ck and Harry asking to be let in. ;)

Well, I know you were looking at my legs. ;)

Touché...

I'm trying to eat Muddy...please switch the topic :eek:

Let's talk about bacne... back acne.

Haha well guys momma has overtime tonight.. and it's after dinner so the men a coming in here like dirty drones.

You may be wondering where I work now.. no it is not a strip club... but may as well be.

Sarah

I'll do it, Ben.

:eek:

Put the cattle prod down! Now! :eek:

Touche...

Why the "e" at the end? :p

Let's talk about bacne... back acne.

Haha well guys momma has overtime tonight..and it's after dinner so the men a coming in here like dirty drones.

You may be wondering where I work now.. no it is not a strip club... but may as well be.

Sarah

Been there, done that. I only lasted one night, decided it wasn't for me.

Did I ever mention that I was a bit of a bad girl?

No?

Never mind then. :)

:eek:

Put the cattle prod down! Now! :eek:

She wants the velvet backed paddle... or better yet the furry mitts.

Why the "e" at the end? :p

Definitely get to 500 posts. We need you. :)

Why the "e" at the end? :p

Wow!! Ya got me... I like your style

Muddy: Backne is horrific... :eek:

She wants the velvet backed paddle ... or better yet the furry mitts.

:eek:

Ben is watching.

I swear he is!

He always is!

Ben, it wasn't me, it was the one armed man! :eek:

Definitely get to 500 posts. We need you. :)

If only they counted the flirting posts, I'd be there already.

Wow!!! Ya got me...I like your style

Muddy: Backne is horrific...:eek:

Why are we still talking about this?

I have to make dinner soon.

I can't have this on my mind.

It's spaghetti night. :(

Wow!!! Ya got me...I like your style

Muddy: Backne is horrific...:eek:


I see it everyday. ICK.

Every drive by those erotic massage parlors and think man those girls must be skeezy nasty sluts..

... well say hello to one of them. Except I don't think I'm skeezy or a sluty.. maybe a little nasty.. no lol..

P.S. No there is NO happy ending... at least on my part.

ICK.

Sarah

If only they counted the flirting posts, I'd be there already.

Honey, if they counted the flirting posts I'd be announcing to the world "I have no life!". ;)

I see it everyday. ICK.

Every drive by those erotic massage parlors and think man those girls must be skeezy nasty sluts..

...well say hello to one of them. Except I don't think I'm skeezy or a sluty.. maybe a little nasty.. no lol ..

P.S. No there is NO happy ending...at least on my part.

ICK.

Sarah

Muddy;

24406

:eek:

Put the cattle prod down! Now! :eek:

It just looks like one, really.

It's NM's riding crop. Sure it is. That's not a battery pack, it's a handle.;)

Clearly some people are just naturally born with better flirting skills... like some are born with better legs, so on and so forth. God bless women!

Clearly some people are just naturally born with better flirting skills...like some are born with better legs, so on and so forth. God bless women!

And some are blessed with both?

It just looks like one, really.

It's NM's riding crop. Sure it is. That's not a battery pack, it's a handle.;)

I don't believe you! :eek:

And some are blessed with both?

Indeed... some are bless with both plus some more!

Clearly some people are just naturally born with better flirting skills...like some are born with better legs, so on and so forth. God bless women!

God bless men that love women! :)

Muddy;

24406

Trust me I throw up a little everyday before I come in here but I get around $900 a week if I just crack on a smile and pretend I love it.

ICK.

I'm not proud of it but I almost have enough to go to teacher's college.


:(

Sarah

Indeed...some are bless with both plus some more!

Go on... :D

Go on ... :D

I could but I wouldn't want to ruin it for the rest... God bless swim suits, just saying... :cool:

Vive la difference! - Maurice Chevalier

I could but I wouldn't want to ruin it for the rest...God bless swim suits, just sayin...:cool:

I can't find one that fits me right.

I'm a 32F, they don't make swimsuits for me. :(

Trust me I throw up a little everyday before I come in here but I get around $900 a week if I just crack on a smile and pretend I love it.

ICK.

I'm not proud of it but I almost have enough to go to teacher's college.


:(

Sarah

Sarah, what exactly are you doing now?

I can't find one that fits me right.

I'm a 32F, they don't make swimsuits for me. :(

Show off. :)

How about online?

I can't find one that fits me right.

I'm a 32F, they don't make swimsuits for me. :(

Guess topless is the way to go. :D

Show off. :)

Not really.

I hate them.

I know most people are envious, but that's only because you don't have to live with them.

I made an appointment to find out if Alberta Health care will cover me getting them reduced.

Seriously, they're a pain in the arse.

Guess topless is the way to go. :D

You and topless. First it's topless runners, then it's topless Missouri football fans, and now swimsuits. :rolleyes:

Guess topless is the way to go. :D

Been there, done that.

I burned parts of my body that should never have to suffer through that.

Of course I was 16 then, and had B cups. :)

Not really.

I hate them.

I know most people are envious, but that's only because you don't have to live with them.

I made an appointment to find out if Alberta Health care will cover me getting them reduced.

Seriously, they're a pain in the arse.

Actually I do know it's painful - not firsthand, but a friend of mine has the same issue. No, I'll stick with my size. I was just being silly.

You and topless. First it's topless runners, then it's topless Missouri football fans, and now swimsuits. :rolleyes:

You sure do have a keen interest in what I post... that's all right, we can continue to get to know each other ;)

Actually I do know it's painful - not firsthand, but a friend of mine has the same issue. No, I'll stick with my size. I was just being silly.

Me too... :cool:

You sure do have a keen interest in what I post...that's alright, we can continue to get to know each other ;)

Well, the first post was in response to my post about male runners with no shirts. The second was directed right at me. The third - I think I am in this discussion. :o

You like your breasts KC?

Do tell. :)

Me too...:cool:

Oh yeah, what size are yours?

Oh yeah, what size are yours?

Very clever, both of you. Should have known you two would capitalize on that! I had it coming...

You like your breasts KC?

Do tell. :)

Haha - we both caught that. I bet he's blushing now.

Seriously though. I'm 38, I'll be 39 in, gulp, OMG, 5 days. :(

My breasts, yes, they're big, but I'm 38!

They're not bad for my age, but still, I'm 38!

I have to say that as much as I can, because 5 days from now I'll be saying... brace yourself... I'm 39! :(

Haha - we both caught that. I bet he's blushing now.

Actually, I think he's loving every minute of it. ;)

Someone has been spening a lot of time on good ol' Facebook! ALTY! ;)

Not blushing yet, but I'm always open to giving it a shot...

Someone has been spening a lot of time on good ol' facebook! ALTY! ;)

Not blushing yet, but I'm always open to giving it a shot...

I started a stupid farm on farmville.

I'm literally watching the grass grow.

I'm so going to suffer when I start my new job.

Will you all miss me?

Lie if you have to. :)

Life won't be the same without you!

Life won't be the same without ya!!

AMHD just might die! ;)

Na, you won't miss me much. I'll be on when I can be.

Give it a few weeks, it will be "Alty who?"

Sigh.

I'm so sad. :(

Don't worry, no one could possible forget who you are! I will ensure your flirting reputation stays alive.

I started a stupid farm on farmville.

I'm literally watching the grass grow.

I'm so going to suffer when I start my new job.

Will you all miss me?

Lie if you have to. :)

Yes, I'm going to miss you! :(

Maybe KC will find a way to make me feel better.

Yes, I'm going to miss you! :(

Maybe KC will find a way to make me feel better.

I'm sure I can oblige you... may have to get real creative.

Yes, I'm going to miss you! :(

Maybe KC will find a way to make me feel better.

I'm sure he'll try.

I'm not bi, but really sweetie, you're hot! :)

You're funny and smart to boot.

You'll have the boys drooling at your feet.

I hereby dub you the new "Alty", unless I'm here, then you better respect your elders. ;)

I'm sure I can oblige you...may have to get real creative.

Like what? (I'd say prove it... but you threw in "may have to")

Alty, we'll just make your "Oops, wrong thread :eek:" a punishment for newbies that deserve more than a reddie.

Like what? (I'd say prove it ... but you threw in "may have to")

Well, let's not ruin the surprise. I just would hate to be the one who says "I told you so"

I'm sure he'll try.

I'm not bi, but really sweetie, you're hot! :)

You're funny and smart to boot.

You'll have the boys drooling at your feet.

I hereby dub you the new "Alty", unless I'm here, then you better respect your elders. ;)

I have total respect for you. :)

Alty, we'll just make your "Oops, wrong thread :eek:" a punishment for newbies that deserve more than a reddie.

But... but... damn.

I'm not a newbie and I still don't know any better.

If Jlo would just hurry and get 500 posts we'd be okay. ;)

I have total respect for you. :)

So not only are you a tease, but you are a brown nose! What a deadly comination! :cool:

Someone has been spening a lot of time on good ol' facebook! ALTY! ;)

Not blushing yet, but I'm always open to giving it a shot...

I just now saw this. Did you add it? You know you can't write something like this without getting a comment. A shot, you say?

Alt. I'm working the front desk tonight.

I get to bring my laptop to work so when it gets slow I don't get bored, and the boss doesn't really like us using the company PC for FaceBook and such...

Ah.. well.. A few more hours and I'm home!

Sarah

So not only are you a tease, but you are a brown nose!! What a deadly comination! :cool:

You have no idea...

I have total respect for you. :)

:o

You made me blush!

Not an easy feat.

Ben, let her join SAG, just because she made me blush. :)

I'll be awol, we need a new me, with red hair, a nicer body, younger, smarter, just as funny. Oh fudge, you all don't need me anymore, do you? :(

I still have bigger boobs! No one can take that away.

Oops, actually, I have an appointment to do just that. :o

I just now saw this. Did you add it? You know you can't write something like this without getting a comment. A shot, you say?

By shot, I mean you give it your best "shot" to make me blush. Go ahead, I am in no hurry. :D

You have no idea ....

I'm all ears... and eyes... and hands... and, yeaaaah...

I'm all ears...and eyes...and hands...and, yeaaaah....

Shots?

shots?

Yep

By shot, I mean you give it your best "shot" to make me blush. Go ahead, I am in no hurry. :D

I can make you blush, but not on this thread. :cool:

I can make you blush, but not on this thread. :cool:

I do believe you are right here.

I do believe you are right here.

I bet she could make me blush. :p

I bet you could make yourself blush JLo...

I bet you could make yourself blush JLo...

Haha - you are right about that. That's one thing about being a redhead - I blush easily. Sometimes all over. :p

Haha - you are right about that. That's one thing about being a redhead - I blush easily. Sometimes all over. :p

Let's do this in unison now... PROVE IT!

I bet she could make me blush. :p

Yup. :D

Let's do this in unison now...PROVE IT!

Haha - Mr. Dependable

Haha - Mr. Dependable

Dependable, that's my middle name, among others.

Haha - Mr. Dependable

Isn't that an undergarment for old people with incontinence? ;)

Isn't that an undergarment for old people with incontinence? ;)

:eek:

:eek:

LMAO!

Reminds me of a joke.

I hope I don't get into trouble for this.

Q: What do old people taste like?

A: Depends.

:p :p :p

Sorry Mods. :(

Glad I finished my meal before reading that joke!

Isn't that an undergarment for old people with incontinence? ;)

Great. I just burst out laughing at work. :rolleyes:

Glad I finished my meal before reading that joke!

Admit it, you laughed. :)

Great. I just burst out laughing at work. :rolleyes:

The look you're getting right now... that's my life. ;)

Admit it, you laughed. :)

I did...

I did...

Point 2 for me. :cool:

Hello?? Anyone out there? I need some late night entertainment!

Hi. I am here.

Sarah

2 Hours until all hell gets let loose!! Countdown to the weekend is on!! Let's do this... :cool:

2 Hours until all hell gets let loose!!! Countdown to the weekend is on!!! Let's do this...:cool:

You get off work at 1:00?

You get off work at 1:00?

Central time baby! I get off at 3:15!

Central time baby! I get off at 3:15!

Isn't Central 2 hours later than Pacific? It's only 11:25 now.

Isn't Central 2 hours later than Pacific? It's only 11:25 now.

It is 1:26 here right now... two hours from 1:26 is around 3:15pm... it would be easier if I was just in your part of the world! :)

Central time baby! I get off at 3:15!

It's 1:27 p.m. Central time...
Why do you get off so early?
I am ready to go home, I need this weekend.

I usually leave early on Fridays! I am lucky enough to finish most of my work before Friday. My firm is also really laid back... not like working for one of the uptight bigger guys.

It is 1:26 here right now...two hours from 1:26 is around 3:15pm...it would be easier if I was just in your part of the world! :)

Wow, I'm brain dead today. Sorry.

Yes, it would. :)

Wow, I'm brain dead today. Sorry.

Yes, it would. :)


Glad to see you got back OK.

Wow, I'm brain dead today. Sorry.

Yes, it would. :)

Don't worry, it's Friday. You don't need a brain to have fun!

glad to see you got back ok.


Thanks. It's not an enjoyable drive and I've made it way too many times. :)

Thanks. It's not an enjoyable drive and I've made it way too many times. :)


Sounds like a bath,pj's and a glass of wine night.

A little 'me' time.

sounds like a bath,pj's and a glass of wine night.

a little 'KC' time.

Just what the doctor ordered... ;)

I'm going to need a bath tonight... or maybe a jacuzzi, a glass of wine, and the city lights. Hard to beat... only thing I need is company.

I'm going to need a bath tonight ... or maybe a jacuzzi, a glass of wine, and the city lights. Hard to beat ... only thing I need is company.

I'm just a hop, skip and a jump away

I'm just a hop, skip and a jump away

Probably more like 1500-1600 miles, but who's counting?

Probably more like 1500-1600 miles, but who's counting?

Everyone, meet Ms. Debbie Downer, CPA... she's a blast!! :p

Everyone, meet Ms. Debbie Downer, CPA...she's a blast!!! :p

Are you trying to make me mad again? You'll have to kiss and make up again. :rolleyes:

Darn. If you insist!

Darn. If you insist!

... and I can be a blast, when I want to... :D

... and I can be a blast, when I want to ... :D

I have no doubt about that. Remember, I glanced over your first thread on here. I have a pretty good read on you. :)

I have no doubt about that. Remember, I glanced over your first thread on here. I have a pretty good read on you. :)

So, Tiggy, what do you know about me?

Do tell.

Hey alty,boards very quite,don't trip over the tumbleweed!

The love boat is fast becoming the love shack!

hey alty,boards very quite,dont trip over the tumbleweed!

the love boat is fast becoming the love shack!

It's a little love place where we can get together... ya... love shack baby!

Tin rough, rusted. :)

Tin rough, rusted. :)

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

You've never heard the song M?

I know you know this, M

YouTube - The B52's - Love Shack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM)

Love that song. :)

Like this one more though;

YouTube - Britney Spears - If U Seek Amy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FehBgQeVKFQ)

Can you hear it? Can you? ;)

You've never heard the song M?

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby
Knock a little louder sugar.
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Bang bang (X4)
On the door, on the door baby.
You're what?. Tin roof, rusted!

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby
Knock a little louder sugar.
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Bang bang (X4)
On the door, on the door baby.
You're what?... Tin roof, rusted!

That's what I said. :rolleyes:

Now listen to the one I posted. :)

That's what I said. :rolleyes:

Now listen to the one I posted. :)

You said...


It's a little love place where we can get together...ya... love shack baby!

Tin rough, rusted. :)



:rolleyes:

Britney is a bit overplayed... :cool:

Tin rough, rusted

Crap!

I did too. :(

Give me a break, I'm tipsy!

Britney is a bit overplayed...:cool:

I love Britney.

I'm not gay, I'm not bi, but I'd do her. :)

I love Britney.

I'm not gay, I'm not bi, but I'd do her. :)

déjà vu :D

deja vu :D

We could make it a three way. ;)

OMG! WRONG THREAD!! :eek:

We could make it a three way. ;)

OMG! WRONG THREAD!!!!!!! :eek:

That's something I would pay money for... :cool:

That's something I would pay money for...:cool:

How much. I'll make it happen for the right price. :)

We could make it a three way. ;)

OMG! WRONG THREAD!!!!!!! :eek:

I'm putting this here so I don't get in trouble, but I think you just asked for a 17-way.

What does getting in trouble on this board mean?

It means a mob is sent after you by Ben and the other super Mods... no good!

I'm putting this here so I don't get in trouble, but I think you just asked for a 17-way.

What does getting in trouble on this board mean?

I don't know, I'm an angel, never get into trouble. ;)

Actually, I think you get a warning if you're really bad and then, if you've proven to be a troll, you get banned. If you're an asset to the site you may just get a warning or a temporary ban.

The thing is, we have a special forum for sex talk, we're supposed to keep all of that in
That forum. Sadly, you can't join us yet, not until you get up to 500 posts.

Okay, I'm so going to get into trouble. I'm not supposed to be telling you this.

Another beer?

Okie dokie. :)

I don't know if we'll get into trouble for what we're saying here.

So far no, but I don't want to push it.

Ahhh, what the hell, let's throw caution to the winds.

Just try and keep it PG, or I'll get my arse smacked. Not that I mind. ;)

It means a mob is sent after you by Ben and the other super Mods...no good!

But Ben and his mob are so darn cute. :o

If it actually gets to riske, then I think the participants should go to PM, because some of the posts have been just that. IMO. Flirting is flirting, good stuff but has a limit, it is all supposed to be fun without being too obvious.

Tick

It's interesting you mention the PM thing Tickle. Some of the members here, who will remain nameless, just have a flirt issue where they cannot control their outrageous comments. Sometimes I have to be the voice of reason, and that is just life... :cool:

It's interesting you mention the PM thing Tickle. Some of the members here, who will remain nameless, just have a flirt issue where they cannot control their outrageous comments. Sometimes I have to be the voice of reason, and that is just life...:cool:

You said you wouldn't tell! :(

Crap. ;)

You have never been the voice of reason my dear.

Did everyone get scared off?

So sad.

Way to go Tick. ;)

I think this board is a wonderful idea. Flirting is just that, flirting, but we have seemed to have lost the art. You were the one, alty, who mentioned being cautious.

Maybe everyone went to PM :D

Tick

I think this board is a wonderful idea. Flirting is just that, flirting, but we have seemed to have lost the art. You were the one, alty, who mentioned being cautious.

Maybe everyone went to PM

Tick

There, I guess I said it twice !

There, I guess I said it twice !

LMAO! Yes, you did. :)

Caution is always good.

Sadly JLo has to get her post count up before she can join us in the naughty room.

I wonder how much is too much here? After all, a lot worse is said in the AS forum.

I can get a really good price for the webcam of the 17 way, Alty. I know people. Do you need help wiring it up?

I can get a really good price for the webcam of the 17 way, Alty. I know people. Do you need help wiring it up?

You're talking to the girl that couldn't set up her own computer if her life depended on it and you're asking if I need help wiring it up?

What do you think? ;)

Where's KISS when we need him?

There are three kinds of computer people:

1) My Mother, whose VCR flashes 12:00 still - the computer illiterate

b) KISS, Scottgem, etc. - the computer literate.

iii) Me, who knows enough to be dangerous - the computer STUPID

Where's KISS when we need him?

There are three kinds of computer people:

1) My Mother, whose VCR flashes 12:00 still - the computer illiterate

b) KISS, Scottgem, etc. - the computer literate.

iii) Me, who knows enough to be dangerous - the computer STUPID

I can set the clock, I can tape things, anything else, forget it.

I am by no means computer literate.

I do know enough to be dangerous, but not in a good way. ;)

I know old quotes...

DANGER Will Robinson! Sexual life forms approaching

I know old quotes ...

DANGER Will Robinson!! Sexual life forms approaching

:D

Silly boy, you can run but you can't hide. ;)

Who's hiding? I'm right here. Come and get me. Wait, are those verbs reversed? Get me and... Oops:eek:

Who's hiding? I'm right here. Come and get me. Wait, are those verbs reversed? Get me and ... Oops:eek:

Wrong thread!

Tickle's going to get you! ;)

Who's hiding? I'm right here. Come and get me. Wait, are those verbs reversed? Get me and ... Oops:eek:


Grrrrrrrrr :rolleyes:

Tick

grrrrrrrrr :rolleyes:

tick

They never learn do they?

:: puts her angel wings on and sits in the corner ::

grrrrrrrrr :rolleyes:

tick

Easy now.

They never learn do they?

:: puts her angel wings on and sits in the corner ::

Those wings are slipping Shazzy.

Happy Saturday you flirt mongrels!! What a beautiful day for some good times.

Anyone like country music on this board?

Anyone like country music on this board?

Blah!

Not a fan.

Way to ruin my thunder Alty!

YouTube this song: Jake Owen - 8 Second Ride...

It is a great song... not really countryish

Way to ruin my thunder Alty!

YouTube this song: Jake Owen - 8 Second Ride...

It is a great song...not really countryish

Okay, post a link and I'll give it a listen.

Just not a big country fan. Sorry Tiggy. :)

Anyone like country music on this board?

No not really, but do enjoy Shania Twain (a Canadian), but she hasn't sang anything new since divorcing Mutt. Too bad.

Tick

Those wings are slipping Shazzy.

:eek: Never! I would never say anything innappropriate!!






Penis.

Easy now.

Ruf ruf :p

I was just holding up my end with the grrrrrrr. Have to save face you know :D

Tick

Anyone like country music on this board?

Being raised in Appalachia, of course I like country music. Unfortunately it's not called country music anymore. What they call "Country" these days I consider to be a cross between Bon Jovi and Garth Brooks -- Twangy Pop.

Being raised in Appalachia, of course I like country music. Unfortunately it's not called country music anymore. What they call "Country" these days I consider to be a cross between Bon Jovi and Garth Brooks -- Twangy Pop.


The love child of garth and bon jovi---twangy pop!

no not really, but do enjoy Shania Twain (a Canadian), but she hasnt sang anything new since divorcing Mutt. Too bad.

tick

She got divorced?

OMG! I had no idea.

Where have I been, under a rock? :eek:

She got divorced?

OMG! I had no idea.

Where have I been, under a rock? :eek:

He had affair with his private secretary, admitted it, married her and shania moved back to Canada with her son. She is now, supposedly, marrying the husband of the private secretary. Go figure. People in the entertainment industry have too much money nowadays. She is living in Toronto, in Yorkville, the tony part of town.

Tick, not privy to all of this, just a good memory.

She got divorced?

OMG! I had no idea.

Where have I been, under a rock? :eek:

You bin going gangsta wit that hip hop tweet