Bloke says to his wife "Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?"


Wife replies:
I'd take half then leave you."


Guy says:
"Excellent! I had three numbers and won ten dollars. Here's a fiver- now f**k off!

Hahaha

Lmao. That was a good one.

Funny!! :d

You're getting more and more good ones there Friend... Keep them coming as I have always loved your jokes. I liked that one!

Didn't see that one coming.

Good one M. :)