What's your pirate name?

This is fun and you can kill some time...

fidius.org's What's My Pirate Name? (1/3) (http://www.piratequiz.com/)

haha sum randon question questions on tha

my name is

Calico Bess Kidd

Arr! And I'm happy to meet you! Arr!

You know Cap, I have forgotten to check the Humor board for a while. That was a fun quiz.

I am

Iron Mary Kidd.

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

I'm Dirty Jenny Kidd.

I'm nasty as I want to be... argh

LOL Emmy. I wouldn't expect anything less! You dirty girl you!

Captain Rich You may now address me as Captain Bess Vane . Btw what was your's? Name is:
Captain Bess Vane

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! (Seem wrong? Try it again.)

PMSL bushg. That is a great description. Very funny.

Wow... lol mine has my grannies name in it! Ahhh!
Dirty Ethel Kidd

Another dirty girl! What are you ladies doing to earn that title?;)

Iron Bess Bonney is me name and don't ye ferget it! Off to swab the decks now. Thanks Rich, for the humor. Cute stuff. Oh, wait, pirates do not say "cute". Lol

Arrrr we be fighters not lovers and we buckle our sashes, haha. Dirty girls have more fun Ruby, haha.

Oh dear. I just bet they do rank! ;)

Shy, you and I are in the same boat. I guess the IRON is due to a lifetime of being broads who put people in their rightful place. Arr!

True, Ruby, so true. Lol. I need to find a picture to go with my new name and put it on my door. Would it keep the wooly-boogers away? Lol

I forgot to post mine:

My pirate name Bloody Jack Flint. Arr!

Mad Jenny Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

I forgot to post mine:

My pirate name Bloody Jack Flint. Arr!

Oooooo yours is kind of sexy Captain! :p

Dirty Bess Kidd... that is who I am!

Bloody Jack Kidd... Now all I need to do is get an eye patch.

Black Tom Bonney with two eye patches
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Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! Taste me blade varmits!!

Black James Roberts... somehow being a girl, that weirds me out a bit...

Arrrgh! Beware!

Dread Pirate Bonney

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Fitting seeing as I love Princess Bride.

Avast, there! You Scurvey rats best be ready for talk like a pirate day in a few weeks time... Or Ill make ye walk the plank down and see Davey Jones' Locker... Laugh, by thunder, laugh! Before an hour's out, ye'll laugh upon the other side. Them that die'll be the lucky ones." Argggh!!

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Mad Mary Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Oh my word I hear chanting in my head...

I like talk like a pirate day... fits me very well Arrr

Oh it's a local holiday here, we have a big pirate ship come to dock and everything. Nothing better than some river rats swabbing the poop decks. :)

And cursing? If there is no cursing, I will not go! LOL

Oh my gosh start you mean you curse... do you even know how lol

Oh, yes I do. I am a cursing curse, no one can use Holy Crap like I can..

Har har har! If ye don't curse, ye wlk the plank... and believe me I don't know what's in them river waters... 8 eyed catfish I s'pose.

Fluently!

You are too cute Al...

My mouths fowel no wonder millies first proper word was bugger lol

This thread is cracking me up! I think we should all find pirate avatars like Alk's and celebrate out inner pirate for a while!

I like Kid Rock, when he curses, it sends shivers up my spine...
I am such a dork

Har har har... Argh! Connor's first curse was the s word, of course he be referring to sheep at the time...

This thread is cracking me up! I think we should all find pirate avatars like Alk's and celebrate out inner pirate for a while!
Come aboard me hardy! I'd like to see ye face. Captain has a fine ship.

Like my new pirate pic? Dirty Ethel Kidd!

Oh geeze, do I need to follow suit on the pirate pic? I cannot, my side is with the Hawks... I will NEVER!!

Oh c'mon start! Just for a couple days! Lol

With all this additional crew, I figured we needed a bigger ship!

LMAO... I hope we can all do you right Cap'n... I haven't ever been on a ship before

Arrrrrrrr a new ship I see, she looks to be a beauty Cap ;)

LMAO......I hope we can all do you right Cap'n...I haven't ever been on a ship before
To the gallows with you, landlubber! Aarr!
:D

Arrrr... let me see about these cool pics, I will get back to you...
I don't know what any of that means but: Yes, Cap'n

This may help ye' start: The Pirate's Realm -pirate talk, pirate slang, pirate words, pirate lingo (http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/pirate%20talk.html)

Thanks, now I am more interested in the pirate jewlery! LOL

Arrrrrrrr a new ship i see, she looks to be a beauty Cap ;)
Aarr! She's fast and seaworthy. Captured from Mystic, Connecticut.

LMAO... back off from me jewelry and me grog scallywag! ;)

Okay, okay... LOL

Fueds will be settled by the sword! Aarr!

Here's another start, haha. Pirate Speak: How To Talk Like A Pirate - Talk Like A Pirate Day UK Headquarters (http://www.yarr.org.uk/talk/)

Fueds will be settled by the sword! Aarr!

Aye! As long as no lass messes with me booty everthin will be alrigh' yo ho ho

Wow, I'm having WAY too much fun with this, lol.

Squashbucklin' my fave... hee thanks for the quick notes Rank, you are too funny...

No prob. My favorite pirate word so far is Scallywag, lol!

OMG. I am catching up on this thread. Look at what you started her Captain R! LOL. Alka you are too funny! Between all of you and your pirate rantings,

Methinks I peed in me pantaloons a wee bit.

Love all the pics guys. Especially rankrank's little pegleg pup. Not only is he missing his leg, poor little guy only gots one AYE! Haha. Poor thing.

I loves me pup Rubs! Lol

Swab the decks ye sea urchins!

swab the decks ye sea urchins!
Yer a natural at this, me heartie!
Ye'll be a seasoned lass 'fore the sun get's below the yardarm! Aarr!

Yarr-ha-harr! Thank ye me hearty, ye be an ta somethan thar. I be no lily-livered landlubber. The sea is me'ol grand matey. I be living with the Jolly Rodger lootin and plunderin until I be headed to that thar fiddlers green. WHERE BE THE TREASURE CAP'N?

Yo-ho-ho... I be needing me grog me harty!

Yarr-ha-harr! Thank ye me hearty, ye be an ta somethan thar. I be no lily-livered landlubber. The sea is me'ol grand matey. I be livin with the Jolly Rodger lootin and plunderin til I be headed to that thar fiddlers green. WHERE BE THE TREASURE CAP'N??
Aarr! The booty lies yonder, beyond the sunset. We be travelin' a few leagues 'fore we taste the sting of battle and knock the scuppers out of the scallywags!! Aaarrr!

Har har... I think ye be three sheets to the wind a'ready, savvy?

Avast ye scum ridden weevil shaggers, Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen! Or Cap'n is going to keel haul you and grow barnacles on ye starboard knacker!

Har har...I think ye be three sheets to the wind a'ready, savvy?
Avast, ye scurvy dog! (hehe) Thems fightin' word ye be speakin'!
Defend yerself 'fore I puts the black spot on ye whole family! Aarr!

Yo Ho Ho!! This be the grandest line I e'er hear a matey utter:

"Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye seek, fix yer gaze upon the receptionist."

Har! Har! Har!!

Avast, ye scurvy dog!! (hehe) Thems fightin' word ye be speakin'!
Defend yerself 'fore I puts the black spot on ye whole family!! Aarr!

I be speekin to me matey Start, an I don't know as I recall askin' ye for yer thoughts, ye scurvy bilge-drinkin' tar-merchant. Avast yer gob afore I keelhaul ye an' string yer bones from the crow's nest. Aaaargh! ::draws sword:: gar!

Here's to me harty...

Yo Ho Ho!!! This be the grandest line I e'er hear a matey utter:

"Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye seek, fix yer gaze upon the receptionist."

Har! Har! Har!!!
Avast, ye matey. We'll weigh anchor near the receptionist... fer now..

Here's to me harty....
That's too funny!

Avast, ye matey. We'll weigh anchor near the receptionist... fer now..

Yaar! Best be careful of the wench siren... o'else you be in daveys grip, savvy?

yaar! best be careful of the wench siren....o'else you be in daveys grip, savvy?
Or we could just keep goin' too... ar...

Lol OK I give up... it was fun while it lasted... argh.

Arrg! Errr... ye meant the ship keep goin', I was thinking you be calling me a drivelswigger...

Aye, avast! Arrg

Lol start... here:

The Pirate's Realm -pirate talk, pirate slang, pirate words, pirate lingo (http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/pirate%20talk.html)
Pirate Phrases - TalkLikeAPirateDay (http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/wiki/index.php?page=PiratePhrases)
Pirate Phrases - Lingo Words Vocabulary (http://www.piratetreasure.org/pirate-phrases.htm)

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Just in case you lot are hungry xx

Yaar! Booty!

Hogshead in me Black Jack..

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And just in case you pirates get bored...

Shiver me timbers! Har har, you be getting mighty clse to four sheets in the wind me hardy.

Pirates (http://www.armorgames.com/games/pirates_popup.html)

And just in case you pirates get bored ......

Avast, ye demon computer! Taste the wrath of my arse! It won't let me play.:(

LMAO well your at work what do you expect

Aye, but I be on lunch at the moment. :)

LOL well maybe if you shared your lunch...

Share my lunch, never!!

Did someone throw the cap'n overbored? If so I be claiming his ship! Argggh!

Ye be in Davy's grip mind you try claiming the GRAND ship...

share my lunch, never!!!!

Did someone throw the cap'n overbored? if so I be claiming his ship! Argggh!
As fer me, I be chartin' the next course.
So don't be talkin' mutiny or ye'll be walkin' the plank, fer sure! Aarr!

Yaarghh...

Start you're the cutest pirate there ever be yo ho ho! I need be gettin' me pirate avatar back on

startover22 agrees: The avatar was done in your PUSHY honor... The Hawk will be back soon. See you later Picaroon...

Har Har Har Har, me pushy honor turned ye into a real pirate alas! Arrrrrrggh

Fer Sure ye thought it was in me... tryin me hardest me matey!

I'm not a pirate. I'm an acquisitions agent and salvage specialist. The men with me are union laborers. The ship was burning when we found it. The rum was already gone.

Dirty Roger Kidd

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Oh for goodness sakes alive, come back, ye wench, ship'll leave with outcha...

It seems in me absence, ye be generatin' a lolly sort!
Yer knicker's be in a bunch and ye've taken to the likes o' scalliwags!
Mind yer quarter and fetch me grog!
We be headin' fer yonder blunder! Shiver me timbers! An' avast yer sails!
We be turnin' her about! The bloody lot o' yer all! Aaarrr!

Aaarr!

It seems in me absense, ye be generatin' a lolly sort!
Yer knicker's be in a bunch and ye've taken to the likes o' scalliwags!!
Mind yer quarter and fetch me grog!
We be headin' fer yonder blunder!! Shiver me timbers!! An' avast yer sails!!
We be turnin' her about! The bloody lot o' yer all!! Aaarrr!!


Well I can tell your fluent in Pirate. You lost me at ye.

Arrg! Grog I know!!

Avast Capn:

Iron Sam Rackham at yer sorvice. That's Rackham as in Rack 'em!

excon

This be so cool, I be speakin' buccanneer.
I be goin' t' be a British buccanneer,
Top o' th' mornin' t' you governor!

This be so cool, i be speakin' buccanneer.
i be goin' t' be a British buccanneer,
Top o' th' mornin' t' ya governor!
Aye! Avast, matey. Ye be aboard now!
Man yer mizzen an' hoist yer sails!

Can I be th' first mate an' then steal th' ship from ye?

Arggh me mateys. Welcome abord ye scalleywag, but try an commandere me cap'n ship and ill hoist ye up and keelhaul ye so ye be wishing for davey jones' locker ye lily livered scurvy dog! Bring me the cat o' nine tails ye fellow gentleman of fortune...

Arggh me mateys. welcome abord ye scalleywag, but try an commandere me cap'n ship and ill hoist ye up and keelhaul ye so ye be wishin for davey jones' locker ye lily livered scurvy dog! Bring me the cat o' nine tails ye fellow gentleman of fortune....
I said, "Da-ummmm!!"

Arggh me mateys. welcome abord ye scalleywag, but try an commandere me cap'n ship and ill hoist ye up and keelhaul ye so ye be wishin for davey jones' locker ye lily livered scurvy dog! Bring me the cat o' nine tails ye fellow gentleman of fortune....

Arrrrgh fine

Yaargh..

yaargh...!
Aarr! ---->

Wow, you guys should jump into a contest or something cause to tell you the truth, you guys are FANTASTIK!! Ok, back to the... ARRG!

Arrrrrrgghh glad ta see Hardkore has joined' tha crazy clan arrrrrrrrrr welcome matey!

Red James Flint <- shweet - I sound cool.. HAHAH :P

Red James Flint <- shweet - i sound cool .. HAHAH :P
Aarr! Welcome aboard, yo ho ho!

If you read what you said too quickly, it look like you were calling me a ho'... LOL :P

Red Beny Rackham, Aarrr

Wow, you guys should jump into a contest or something cause to tell you the truth, you guys are FANTASTIK!!!!! Ok, back to the.....ARRG!

Aye! I told ye a'ready, piratin' be a way of life where I be from... taught from biirth... arggh.

Mornin mateys... how goes it?

Where be the rum! Argh!

Gone, last night...

Thar's more grog on yer next victory! Aarr!

Dirty Bess Kidd to VICTORY me says! Argg!

Aye! Ta vict'ry! Thar she blows me mateys!

Arrg... me mateys, pirate thing almost over? Ar Ar Ar Ar...

I still be a pirate at heart, me hearty... ;)

He he he... I have enjoyed hearing you... you lit up my week, you and my favorite Cap'n!
And of course all you others, but we have to admit, these guys deserve a prize!

Aye! Rum to me cap'n and his fine grand ship...

Cheers! Argg!

YouTube - Time for a change (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tkxa2o2Ocg)
My favorate song, no other will ever come close!

Red Mary Read be insinuatin' herself among the crew.

Now pass the good whiskey Cap'n got stashed for hisself!

Red Mary Read... Cheers! Arrg

Some one asked me where my avatar came from:

Voyager Ventures (http://www.voyagerventures.com/)

Arggh me mateys, in grand honor of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, I be ressurrecting this here thread... mostly cause I be needing a good laugh and a round of mead at the moment, and also to gather recruits to help pilfer a grand ship I spy in the thread yonder (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/member-discussions/holy-ship-131229.html)! If ye with me, say AYe!!

Aye! We otta be claimin' old Cap'n Rich to command that thar beaut of a ship! The finest, she be! With 'er, we'd sail the seven seas and back, we would!

Aye, I have ta find a way to turn her about without making a mess though...

ARR me mateys... mornin to you

Aye! Welcome aboard me hardy... tis a new day, and a new adventure! ;)

Me meed to get the link back with me pirate talk before I can go on... new day new advnture...

me meed to get the link back with me pirate talk before I can go on.....new day new advnture....
Here you go, me matey...
The Pirate's Realm -pirate talk, pirate slang, pirate words, pirate lingo (http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/pirate%20talk.html)
And ye speaks o' new adventure? We'll be headin' out soon.. Aarr!

Me got to get me dungbie up the ladder... see what lies ahead... ARR...

Aye! Git yer landlubber dungbie up to that crow's nest and look o're to a new horizon!

Mine was Mary Rackham :)

Welcome to our journey, Mary Rackham!
And, yer going to hafta share them chocolates equally... Aaarr!

Oh fun! My name is Iron Anne Kid.
"A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you;re a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"

Aar! Welcome aboard! This ship can always use another matey!
Now, stow yer kitty and let's set sail! Aarr!

Arggh me mateys, in grand honor of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, I be ressurrecting this here thread...mostly cause I be needing a good laugh and a round of mead at the moment, and also to gather recruits to help pilfer a grand ship I spy in the thread yonder (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/member-discussions/holy-ship-131229.html)!! If ye with me, say AYe!!!!!
And here's a little about how that ship goes...

The Most Powerful Diesel Engine in the World (http://people.bath.ac.uk/ccsshb/12cyl/)

Any gearheads aboard?

Aar!! Welcome aboard! This ship can always use another matey!!
Now, stow yer kitty and let's set sail! Aarr!
Well thank you! It seems this thread has been around for awhile, I don't know how I missed it!

I'd like to see the AMHD default to the Humor & Comedy page..

That way we can start with a smile!

ARRRGGGHHH Mateys! What say we go lop off some eds! Me name is Bloody Davey Vane and a pirate you won't find that's more insane.

You have been charged with the horrendous crime of buggery. How do you plead?

"I've been a very, very naughty sailor I'ave."

Then off with your ed and to Davy Jones' locker with it!
:p

Avast, ye matey!
We be lookin' fer the naughty ones!
Git yer dungbie back on board, me hearty!

Mag... get ye holystone or me get me monkey an' shoot yer socks off! Arrrr!

Captain Ethel Cash

Arrrr... me matey... welcome aboard... Cap'n be mighty proud! A glorious ship this be! Arrr

Mine was Mary Rackham :)


Are we related? I'm...

Captain Morgan Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Tee Hee

I've a black spot for your sassypants monkey lassie. Shark bait you'll be, you sprogs and wenches! Many a Rackham I've seen a wadin up from the glory hole as a scallywag should.

Avast ye... get ye duffle n' ye hornswagglin' dungbie off me Captains glorious ship... Arrr
By the way me love Waylon... LOL Especially mental revenge.. one of ye best.

Then I'll retract me black spot and refrain from calling ye a winch.

Salmagundie fer ye... thy wench will soon be servin... get ye grog n' take a seat... Arrr

Very Good! And a fine wench ye be.

I wish I were in Ireland
In some little sea port towne
I'd catch me on a sailin ship
And sail the ocean round
While sailin on the ocean
While sailin on the sea
I'd dream of handsome Molly
Wherever she may be

Arrr matey... catch me on a sailin' ship...

Arrrghhhh me back finally! It's been awhile mateys!

Aye! Ya missed takin' yer watch! Aarr!

It's good ta see yer alive an' kickin'!

Where ye been hidin', me hearty?

Arrr... Rank, me thought you went overboard

Put on yor monkey jacket and get to the poop deck then.

ARrrrghhh Cap and Start! Me missed me mateys!! Yohoho! I've been searching for me missin' booty! Harharhar! (Actually I've been wrapped up in course work, observations, and student teaching, hahaha!)

Ye be missin' fer a while!
How goes yer teachin's?

Me teachin's are good as gold! The little chidren are smartly catchin' on to the lesson's me be providin'!

Aarr! Ye be teachin' pirate talkin' yet?

Aaarr why o' course! They best be ready fer Halloween!

Arr... me mateys keep going...

Aye! We keepin' afloat!
Halloween will be very different this year! Aarr!

I be the one known as Red Roger Cash

Arr... Red Roger Cash... Me like the name... welcome aboard

Arr...

Arr....
Aarr! Welcome to our journey, Red Roger Cash! Aarr!

Me likes yer name, as well!

Where we be headed for cap'an

Ahoy, me matey!

O'er the horizon... chasin' fer a chest o' doubloons or treasures unknown! Aarr!

Then lets hoist the anchor me'hearties

PIRATES - YE BE WARNED.

The top of a billowing sail passes regally in front of
Them. On the landward face of the sail, apparently high in
The rigging, is a man for whom the term 'swashbuckling
Rogue' was coined: Captain Bloody Davy Vane

He gazes keen-eyed at the display as they pass. Raises a
Tankard in salute. Suddenly, something below catches his
Attention. He jumps from the rigging -

-- and that's when we see that his is ship is not an
Imposing three-master, but just a small fishing dory with a
Single sail, plowing through the water -- the Jolly Mon.

And it leaks. Which is why he has the tankard: to bail.

Bloody Davy Vane steps back to the tiller, and using a single sheet to
Control the sail, and the Jolly Mon comes around the
Promontory, the whole of Port Royal laid out before him.

The huge British dreadnought, H.M.S. Dauntless dominates
The bay. But Davy's attention is on a different ship: the
H.M.S. Interceptor, a small sleek vessel with rail guns and
A mortar in the middle of the main deck. It is tied up at
The Navy landing, at the base of the cliffs below Fort
Charles.

HARBORMASTER:
If you're out rolling scuppers in
This tub, you're either incredibly
Brave or incredibly stupid.

Bloody Davy Vane:
It's remarkable how often those
Two traits coincide.

Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.

Holy camoly me says... Arrrr

Mad Bess Bonney here to join the crew! Arr!

And beneath that motherly smile is a devilish scoundrel of the sea. I'll be having me bag o dabloons back that ye pilfered off the coast of Jamaica... if you please.

Mad Bess Bonney here to join the crew! Arr!
Aye! Welcome aboard! Aarrr!

And beneath that motherly smile is a devilish scoundrel of the sea. I'll be havin me bag o dabloons back that ye pilfered off the coast of Jamaica...if ya please.
Pilfered?? Nay, I say! T'was stolen, fair 'n square! Aarr!

Then I'll be stealin them back... fair and square... ARRR!

What the heck are me mateys talking about? Arrr LMAO!

What the heck are me mateys talkin bout? Arrr LMAO!
As if a scrawny bag o' doubloon's was worth tusslin' fer! Arr! It's only GOLD, ye know!

Und I still say, finders be keepers! Aarr!
'Fore I puts the black spot on yer bounty and takes yer sword! Aarr!

As a man of fortune, I find it fair to warn ye that if ye be froggy enough to try that, then every last Jack of ye will be scuttled in Davey's grip. Ye call yur'self privateers but I say your all a gaggle of landlubbers awaitin fer the red ensign to come and mollycoddle ye all. Now sheath that cutlass afore ye find ye awash upon the American main. If there be any hornswagglin to be done here, I, Bloody Davey Vain be a doing it.

Holy Camoly me mateys we have a scoundrel... Blast them Cap'n, or shall I?

Holy Camoly me mateys we have a scoundrel....Blast em Cap'n, or shall I?
Give 'em yer guns, me hearty!

Hold on me need to get on my pirate talk site... LMAO! Arrr.

Aar! Ye drivlein' landlubber! Just when yer needed the most, ye go a scallywaggin' and footin' off! Who we going to have mannin' the guns now..! Aaarr!!

If yer going to Pirate Talk (http://www.inkyfingers.com/pyrates/terms/), git yer dungbie aboard!!

All hands hoay... Avast... shiver me timbers seems as though me have a chunk a salmagundi on board... take me blackjack boy... me need to kick some arse! Arrg

EDIT:::::I know it took me long enough... this is hard...

Landlubber! You all drink bilge water!

Yer cutlass may be dull, but yer tongue is sharp...
Grab ye some grog and tell us yer story... we all be lookin' fer a good shanty...

En for goodness sakes me matey... share ye music... You tube junkie... as fer the ol stuff me love it all...
Captain... fer the love of music... let him aboard... stories n' all! ARR!

Well, if ye must know, It's this peg leg. It be itchin and burning and all stoved up.

Im calico prudentilla bonney. What a beautfiul name.
Coincidentally, it's the one on my birth certificate as well.

Welcome aboard!
Is ye as pretty as yer name? Aarr!

Im calico prudentilla bonney. what a beautfiul name.
coincidentally, its the one on my birth certificate as well.
Welcome aboard... ARRR:D

:D Cap'n you got your smarty pants on with that sort of feedback? Arrrr:D

Your pirate name is:
Bloody Jack Rackham

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Aarr! And welcome aboard, Big Bloody Jack Rackham!
Ye better watch some of me crew... they be takin' too much grog...

Neh I say you'd be the one that... Y'AARRRRRRRRRRR.

Aye! But me was granted a two-fer! AARR!
Yer awful lucky I be the generous kind! AARRR!

This be Captain Mary Kidd here.

Oh no, my musket is poked, I've no rum, and I think I might just have a good cry!

I do not believe in that such as luck, I believe it's the mistress of the sea that has granted me good fortune

Aye! The mistress can be kind!

But we have some rules:

Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate (http://www.piratelaws.com/)

Oy vey! My shipload of rum is headed toward Davy Jones' Locker. Where be that belaying pin that I gnaw on??

Oy vey?? What kind of ship we be running?? Oy vey!! Next ye'll be lookin' to put up curtain on the ports! Ye gets a wimper fer the rum goin' by the boards.. but ye better watch yer french!

This be Captain Mary Kidd here.

Oh no, my musket is poked, I've no rum, and I think I might just have a good cry!
ARRRRRRR number 5 on the pirate code says no crying, even if there is a lack of rum

Avast! Loss o' rum or grog brings a tear to me only good eye! Aarr!

Avast! What wicked scoundrel took down the curtains on the ports?? That bosun should walk the plank!

Shiver me timbers! No curtains! Next ye'll be wantin' carpet!! To the blocks with ye's! AAARRR!!
Unless ye can cook or sing us a shanty.. Ye may be able ta redeem yerself! Aarr!

YARRRRRRRRRRR a good shanty is what we need

I cannot give ye a shanty, but how about a big multi-layer chocolate cake with fudge frosting and a tall glass of ice-cold milk or piping-hot coffee straight from the isles?

It be a fair trade me says

Arrr! My name is Calico Morgan Rackham

Aye! Welcome aboard, Calico Morgan Rackham!

I cannot give ye a shanty, but how about a big multi-layer chocolate cake with fudge frosting and a tall glass of ice-cold milk or piping-hot coffee straight from the isles?
Aarr... me pirate's food is meat. If at sea, and meat is gone or seems a wee bit too gamey, shoe leather is an acceptable replacement.

Arrr those be the rules

Alas! The cake wilst become the fodder of the fishies.

Aye! But fishes be food too! Aarr!

Prethee I fashion a lovely knitted cover for your hook?

Me hook?? Ye been peekin'!

Aye! That's quite a hook ye got thar. What ye need is a nice, soft knitted cover for it so as not to scare the ladies when we dock.

Aye!! Don't want to scare the ladies or the fishies! Ye better start knittin' now!

I'll knit thee a cover in fisherman's rib with garter lace stitches along the length of it. The sight o' that'll wow the ladies and scare the fishies.

Me ain't too sure what the rib parts does... but I heard o' the garters and lace! Ye got room in there fer me muskets?

Thar's plenny o' room for thy muskets, O Cap'n. How many were there last count?

Only one, actually. But it casts a shadow...

Will you need a matching holder for the ammunition, laddie?

Only on a bad day, me lass. Do ye have any special qualifications? Perhaps ye'd like ta fill out me application forms. Be sure ye includes ye's letters o' recommendation...

For years I've been the scullery maid on Blackbeard's flag ship and cataloged all his books on plankwalking, fishfeeding, and doubloon counting. Many's the night he and I hoisted the grog on the poop deck. excon will attest to my seaworthiness.

Permission to come aboard, Captain?

Permission granted!

Do we know yer pirate name?

Yes. I have a name. But, it's the same as yours!! I am a bloody scoundrel, though. Maybe I am your long, lost cousin!!

Shiver me timbers! Let's splice the mainbrace!

Aye, then... Captain Mary Kidd (Wondergirl fer short) Ye be qualified! But yer references... this excon (short fer Iron Sam Rackham)Hmmm ye'll 'ave to see 'bout 'im!

I'll knit thee a cover in fisherman's rib with garter lace stitches along the length of it. The sight o' that'll wow the ladies and scare the fishies.

Just in me umble opinion, me thinks chain mail would be much more appropriate. But, alas... what do I know? You bein' a knittin lady and I be a spittin' pirate.

Could I be the saucy wench what uncorks for ye seasoned barrels o' grog and dances to a shanty or two in the e'ens?

Shiver me timbers! Let's splice the mainbrace!

It just might be that one of us is going to 'ave to walk the plank!

I'll even groom yer parrot and pluck the lice right out o' his feathers!

If ye knit with chain mail! Ye could batch us a new mains'l... Me old one's a bit tattered!

An there won't be no plank walkin' till dawn. An' ye better have the proper touch fo' me parrot!

Going to 'ave to jump ship for awhile here... get back to me cog... I bin watching you two fer awhile now...

The shower in the head could use a new curtain too... The old one 'tis a bit mouldy and reeky.

I'd be pleasured to turn this ship into the fairest on the high seas!

If ye knit with chain mail!! ye could batch us a new mains'l... Me old one's a bit tattered!

I hear that she 'as really strong fingers. She probably could knit chain mail! She also might do well with removing the barnacles from the keel! :)