You be careful, matey, or I'll remove the barnacles from your keel!

Avast! Nay! She be not fer the keel! We be pickin' scoundrels from our next battle fer that chore! Aaarr!

You be careful, matey, or I'll remove the barnacles from your keel!
Sorry, me hearty! Does seem you drove the scallywag off! Aarr!

He said something about his cog. He'll be back. He likes the saucy wenches and strumming his lute.

Gonna 'ave to jump ship for awhile here... get back to me cog...

Here's what he said when you were busy hefting yer cutlass and pillaging the coast.

Aye! Missed his jumpin' ship! All the better! Ye've done tidied up the ship and run off the scurvy dog! An' ye hold yer own! It's all good!

You be careful, matey, or I'll remove the barnacles from your keel!

Me apologys to the layde here! Blimey! You do make excellent retort! Seems ayve gone abit daft after me crew marroned me on that tynee island for so long. Plus, me tung gets a little loos when ayve had too much brandie.

Ahoy yonder buccaneer! Thar be Jack Sparrow and his rascally hands!

Avast, Lute Player! I thot ye was sharkbait!

He said something about his cog. He'll be back. He likes the saucy wenches and strumming his lute.

That's verry true! Specially 'bout the wenches and the lute!

Aye! Missed his jumpin' ship! All the better! Ye've done tidied up the ship and run off the scurvy dog! An' ye hold yer own! It's all good !!

Ye canot see me cog bycause 'tis nyte and ayve moored it so clowse to thy shype! Ay'lle be keepin' me aye on thee! Ye ne'er know when ay'll be back!

Avast, Lute Player! I thot ye was sharkbait!

Remember that chain mail that ye nitted for me some tyme ago..

Aye I do! 'ow is it now?

Aye I do! 'ow is it now?

Excellent for keeping the sharkes away!

Alas, it's time to buckle me swash and lift a mug o' mead. I'll be back soon, before the moon is o'er the yardarm.

Ayle grately looke forwarde to that! Me needs to also go about me busyness for awyle now.

Nyme is
Red Bess Kidd

... I am the passionate one on board... :O)

Faith and begorra! Do ye know how to buckle a swash and hang curtains over the portholes?

Welcome aboard, Red Bess Kidd. Aaarr!
Passion be favored but the curtains... well, let's say don't be gettin' used to 'em! Aarr!

Sometimes it is better with an audience... ;O)

Aye! Always with ye's audience. Aarr! An' a wee bit o' grog!

O Cap'n. May I have a word with ye? This brig mayn't be big enough for the likes of two of us saucy wenches.

Maybe you can be my teacher... being I don't know how to talk like a pirate yet...

Just say "Arrrrrrrrr" a lot and "ye" and "thee" and "thou" - blimey, like King James Bible talk with a bit of grog in ye.

Avast! Who be sendin' ye's to the brig?? Without me orders?? Maybe we will have someone walk the plank t'night! Now, who be the drivleswigger that sent the wenches to the brig? Name yer countance, be it lashin' wit the cat-o-nines, or ye be goin' ta Davey Jones Locker by way o' the plack?? AAARRR!!

What's your pirate name?

This is fun and you can kill some time...

fidius.org's What's My Pirate Name? (1/3) (http://www.piratequiz.com/)
Argh, my name is CAPTAIN CHARITY CASH

Here be pirate words for ye --

The Pirate Game: Pirate Glossary (http://www.io.com/~sj/PirateTalk.html)

Welcome aboard, Captain Charity Cash. Aarr!

The Pirate's Realm -pirate talk, pirate slang, pirate words, pirate lingo (http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/pirate%20talk.html)

Enow o' these lusty wenches and we can paint the ship a hot pink!

Enow o' these lusty wenches and we can paint the ship a hot pink!
Avast! Prepare to taste the sting of me sword! No carpets! No hot pink ship! No fuzzy slippers nor fanny packs! AAaarrr!!

Not e'en me kitty scuffs??

Grmblbmlgrmbl... aye, the kitty scuffs OK, but nothing else! Aarrr!
Frimgingramblegruff!

Oh, Sire! I need to wear more than my kitty scuffs. The wind is blowin' wild off the Azores this e'en and I be cold!

Request denied! Aarr! Show us what ye got 'fore final disapproval...

Me kitty scuffs won't fit ye!

Don't be snivlin! Ye can make do wit mine till ye knit some new ones.. Aarr!
I hope ye likes black and smelly! AARRR!!

O Cap'n... what about me pink cape... I be cold too. R pink bloomers allowed?

Pink bloomers?? Them's grounds for keelhauling, Cap'n!!

Time ta turn in! I'll shuffle off ta me cabin... no need for kitty scuffs is there... send me a warm wench fer the night! An' she better 'ave warm feet! Aarr!!

This be the new wench's night, Sir. I be delousing yer parrot.

Pink bloomers????????? Them's grounds for keelhauling, Cap'n!!!!
Mind me ship whilst I get some shut eye.

Here's the rules:
Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate (http://www.piratelaws.com/)
Tomorrow will be the big quiz! AARRR!!

Arrrrrrrrr Dream o' lusty wenches and swag, O Cap'n.

Maybe you can be my teacher..... being I don't know how to talk like a pirate yet.....

Thare is also A Pirate's Glossary of Terms (http://homepage.mac.com/crabola/PirateGlossary/Menu22.html) as a resorse for thee!

Top of the mornin to ye'r. Cacklefruit for morn' grub?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr. 'Twas swabbin' the decks 'til 4:30 a.m. Me jib be hangin' crooked an' thar's bilge in me hold.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr. 'Twas swabbin' the decks 'til 4:30 a.m. Me jib be hangin' crooked an' thar's bilge in me hold.


Aye! And, I knowes that wasant all ye was doin' till 4:30 in the mornin' now whas it?

LOL :-)



Dirty William Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

LOL :-)

Dirty William Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Wy ar you calld dirty, matie?

Ha ha , who knows :-)

Because he makes the glory hole smell of a garden full o roses matey.

Because he makes the glory hole smell of a garden full o roses matey.

HHhmmm... I think that's a compliment

LOL :-)



Dirty William Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Aarr! And welcome aboard!

These other lollies be jealous just because the rain doesn't bead off 'em! Aarr!

Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate (http://www.piratelaws.com/)

Still going onnnn, Grrreat..

Cool site! Here's mine:

Bloody William Flint

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

I totally forgot who I was... I am going back... see you in a while LOL
Arr... welome to the ship me matey...

Welcome aboard, Bloody William Flint! Aarr!

Cool site! Heres mine:

Bloody William Flint

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!


AAARRRRRRRRRRR

:D Me be Dirty Bess Kidd... arrrr... :D

Dirty being the word AAAARRRRRRRRRRR

:D Me be Dirty Bess Kidd....arrrr.....:D
Welcome aboard, Dirty Bess Kidd!
Aarr!!

Arrr!

Lest me crew forgets, we do have some rules:

Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate (http://www.piratelaws.com/)

Dirty Mary Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Lest me crew forgets, we do have some rules:

Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate (http://www.piratelaws.com/)

LMAOOOO Too funny man! :D Love it!

Dirty Mary Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

I'll swim after you if they do :D

Me love it... arrrggg...


Dirty Mary Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

I'll swim after you if they do :D

Thanks.
Now I have a lifegaurd too...
Ever heard of a pirate with a lifegaurd who is a ninja too:D

Thanks.
Now I have a lifegaurd too...
ever heard of a pirate with a lifegaurd who is a ninja too:D

LMAO :D

Dirty Mary Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Aye! Welcome aboard, Dirty Mary Flint! Aarr!

AARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ahoy me Capt...

To Treasure Island we set sail??

Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr
Aaarrrr!! Tell the crew yer pirate name, matey! Aarr!

YouTube - Lynard Skynyrd Freebird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSD7cfi3JPQ&mode=related&search=)

Its sooooo long ,but worth it

YouTube - Lynard Skynyrd Freebird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSD7cfi3JPQ&mode=related&search=)

its sooooo long ,but worth it
Are ye in denial, me laddie?

fidius.org's What's My Pirate Name? (1/3) (http://www.piratequiz.com/)

Don't make us make ye into fishbait! AArr!

Are ye in denial, me laddie?

fidius.org's What's My Pirate Name? (1/3) (http://www.piratequiz.com/)

Don't make us make ye into fishbait!! AArr!!
AAAAARRRRRR me sinceares apologies I seem to have lost my mind for a bit back there

I'll not be leaving I'm unattended wif me booty seeing ow he as the arms of a giant sea creature he does.

Aaarrrr!!!! Tell the crew yer pirate name, matey!! Aarr!!
I used to be known as Red Roger Cash, but times change like the tides and so now I be going as:

Red Roger Bonney

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Welcome aboard, Red Roger Bonney! AARRR!!

Aaaaaarrrrrrrr!!

Red Roger Bunny? And what kind of Pirate name is that?

Oh! Bonny! Sorry but I've scratched me ear too many times with this hook!

Red Roger Bunny? And what kind of Pirate name is that?!
AAAAARRRRRRRR, yey be looking for a guttin aren't you

That'll be a tall order for ye laddie.

Neh, it'll be easy but I will take my time and enjoy it AAAARRRRRR

It'll take more than the likes of a scallywaggin squid such as yourself to take down the likes of Bloody Davey Vain! Step up and meet Davey Jones!

So where is that Scurvy dog? He be back on land where all landlubbers be!

It has been a while since I have posted... have you made me walk the plank for mutiny or anything?

I've run off me entire crew. I be looking for Armenian Gypsys, Chinese Eunuchs, or even a Frenchman or two. I'll be stealin them from the ophanages if I ave to!

It has been a while since I have posted....have you made me walk the plank for mutiny or anything?
Naw! I saw ye millin' around the grog barrel... so I knew ye'd be stickin' around!
Long as ye didn't slip out the scuppers, we still be matey's! Aarrr!!

O' Captn, my Captn... you'd be a swell captn.

I've run off me entire crew. I be looking for Armenian Gypsys, Chinese Eunuchs, or even a Frenchman or two. I'll be stealin them from the ophanages if I ave to!
Aye! And it would be expected!

He's too soft. Won't whack off a head like I will! But then, I ave no crew left now do I?

O' Captn, my Captn.....you'd be a swell captn.
Aye! But, lest ye be thinkin' me too easy, we got some rules:

Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate (http://www.piratelaws.com/)

Aarrr!!

AAARRRRRRRR the rules they be an ye will all be following them unless you want me cutlass in yer gut

I always remove me at in the presence of bartenders and Madams. If that not be good enough for you feces slingin monkeys then unsheath your cutlasses and let us settle it now!

How about we raise a barrel of rum to the luck of the pillages to come.

How bout we raise a barrel of rum to the luck of the pillages to come.
Aye! A barrle o' rum be raised! Aarr!!

Arrghhhh me back from a long long sail! Arrghhh!

Arrghhhh me back from a long long sail! Arrghhh!
Dirty Ethel Kidd, me hearty!
How's been yer furlough?

Happy Halloween! Aarr!
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Arrrrggghhh Dirty Ethel has been good she has, arrgghh! What about yerself Cap? Nice ittle dirty pirate jack-o-lantern!! He fits tha crowd, he does indeed!

Just when you thought you've seen everything:

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I need to get me one of them!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

It's the work of evil witches i tell yee! Argh!

Captain Mary Rachman here

Welcome aboard, Captain Mary Rachman!

Just when you thought you've seen everything:

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I need to get me one of them!!

Aye! Brilliant that be! Argggh

Aye!! Brilliant that be!! Argggh
Aye! Tis, me hearty! Aarr!

What's your pirate name?

This is fun and you can kill some time...

fidius.org's What's My Pirate Name? (1/3) (http://www.piratequiz.com/)
Haha lol that's some interesting quiz that just took the yime off my hands

Dread Pirate Rackham, (pronounced Rack'em, not rack ham)

I might hurt someone...

Arrgghh it's been a while since me's seen me crew!

Aye! And ye been missed, as well, me hearty!! Aarrr!
We have some new crew! Welcome aboard, you mateys!

Mad Dog Rackham That's me arr!!

Welcome aboard, Mad Dog! Aarr!

Welcome aboard, Mad Dog! Aarr!!
I really love what you have done to this. This is so great. It makes me feal apart of something. Nice work. Who can't love it. Arr They shall walk thy plank arr

I'm iron tom flint

Aarr! Welcome abord me ship, Iron Tom!


Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate (http://www.piratelaws.com/)
Pirate Talk (http://www.inkyfingers.com/pyrates/terms/)
Pirate talk, pirate slang, pirate lingo, pirate words (http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/pirate%20talk.html)

Aarr!!

Your pirate name is:
Captain Morgan Vane

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
That is me AARR!!

Dirty Bess Kidd says Arrrr me matey! Arrrrrr!!

Dirty Bess Kidd needs to get back in the galley afore we walks er down the plank... Aghrrrr!

Hell... ma work be done... back off... and hand me me grog! Arrrr!

Your pirate name is:
Captain Morgan Vane

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
that is me AARR!!!!
Welcome aboard! Aarr!

Dirty Ethel Rackhem

Rackhem is pronounced Rack them.

I think that it's referring to my rack... ;)

Hook? What hook?

Black Roger Bonney

Dirty Ethel Rackhem

Rackhem is pronounced Rack em.

I think that it's referring to my rack... ;)
Welcome aboard! Yer credentials will need to be checked and approved! Aarr!

Black Roger Bonney
Aarr! Welcome aboard, me matey! Good to have you with us!! :cool:

Aarrr me matey, we be sinkin...
Captain be disapearin' (overboard?)

Blown off course by a mighty gale. He's floatin on a coconut 3000 miles off Caladonia.

Aarrr you be right thar matey...
Jealousy be taking me over... Aaaaarrrrrr!

Aye! Shiver me timbers! Me be a wee bit off course, fer now.
But, once me gets me ship righted and back on course, we be sailin' o'er fair seas and perfect tradewinds... Aarrr!!

Ye be missing roll call and we just was wondering if perhaps I should be taking over as Capt'n... Capt'n.

Arrrr avast...
Me be placing the black spot upon ye chest...
Captain is the Captain...
Leave him be me scallywag!! AAAARRRRRRR!!
Ye be knowin' better

ARRRR! It be time we had some real intrigue. Time we fill the hold with booty. Time we fill me cabin with booty.

Arrrr you be drinkin'

A drunkin bilge rat I may be, but I can take this tub across any sea!

Lmao...


Arrrr!!

Arrrr!

Aaarrr!!!!

Aarrr!!!!!

AARRRRRRRR!!!

AARRRRFFF!

Shut up dog!

It said I was dirty and I answered the questions like the goody good I sometimes am

Aarrrrr! Where be me matey's? Aarrrrr!

Yargh! We be stuffin' our faces with the good kings BBQ, matey, and yeee??

Black Roger Bonney here Arrrrr!!

Tis about time me matey's... goodness sakes alive! Aaarrrrrr!;)

Arrrgh...

Dirty Annie Bonney... guess I need to jump in the ocean for a bath LOL!

That was fun... now I'm a bit cleaner so I guess my name should be Clean Annie Bonney(?)... I like Dirty better...

Aaarrrr me matey...
Welcome aboard Dirty Anne Bonney! Arrrr

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Iron Sam Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Welcome aboard, Iron Sam Kidd! Arrr!

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'Arr what do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate, 'Arrr well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now.'

Bartender says, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate says, 'Arr I was in another fight. When I boarded the other ship me hand was cut off in a sword fight.
I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

Bartender says, 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate says, 'Arrr ah, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up and one of them right in me eye.'
'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird .'?

Pirate says, 'Arrr well no, it was my first day with the hook.

Aarrrr me matey Friend, love yer joke!

LOL... thanks starty , thought it was appropriate for this thread.

Hope your well :)

Iron Jenny Vane

Welcome aboard Iron Jenny Vane! Aarrrr!

I see that the ship's still a-sailin' here! :)

Aye! We be a mighty crew!
Aaarrr!

I be holdin' it together will you were on shore... Captain about time you sail this wonderous, glorious ship. Where we be headed?

Ay've heard there's buried treysure on an iland 'bout forteen myles due west from here!

This has been going on for quite a while Aarrrrggggg <G>
My pirate name:

Iron Mary Flint

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!


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Dirty Mary Bonney, aaaaaarrr.. choo :)

Aarrrr! Hope me gets to that thar treasure for' me matey Clough... ;)

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Saw this and couldn't resist... :D

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Arrr me matey... meow me matey! I know me ain't pose' to use cute here in this here thread, but that's cute... you agree Captain? Where ye be anyway? Arrrr!

Aye, yar matey kitty, tis easy to look at, fer sure!
Cute is reserved for back in port, and more commonly referred to how ye makes yer bunk upon departure from ye ship!
Any scurvy want to challenge that, bring's yer cutlass to the 'foredeck and we'll work it out! Arr!!

Wouldn't challenge me Captain... would I? Arrrr... and has anyone ever told you how great and noble a Captain you are? AAAAARRRRRRRR!

Yo ho ho mateys!! All ye scalewags need be check out my post about birthin me little baby gal! I be a proud proud pirate now!! She's a beauty I tell ye! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Aarr! Me hears the pitter-patter o' little feets on me deck! Pirates of the future, I says! Aarr!

Arrr me RankRank matey... ye be havin' one busy way o' life now... LOL I really suck at this, don't I...
Captain... miss you lots... how ye be fairin'??
Sorry I keep coming in here acting like I know what I am doing:) LMAO Arrr me matey!

AAArrrrgghhhh (woof)


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Aarr!
Me doggie pic, again! Did the vermin jump ship again?

Arrrghhhhh that there doggie pic be me avatar at one time being arrrrrrrgghhh! Ahhh me starty, me doing well must I say!! Mini me be growin' like a weed! This here thread be over a year old mateys!!

Arrrr! LOL

Arrrrghhhh love randoms ARRRRRS starty!

Aarrr!
How's me crew been mis-behavin'?
More random ARRRRRS..

ARRRR/burp! OOPPPS! Bad Ale matey.

Arrr! Hand over ye Grog... I be need'in it! Arrrr Me matey!
Captain... wench overboard... was told to walk the plank, where you been when I be need'in you?
(seriously, I need a class in pirate talk, I lost the link from long ago)

ARRRR! Land Lubber!

I said hand over yer grog me matey:mad: Me means it!:D

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Here ye's go...
Land lubber er not..
Ya needs ta talk badly ta get it right!
Aarrr!
Pirate Speak: How To Talk Like A Pirate - Talk Like A Pirate Day UK Headquarters (http://www.yarr.org.uk/talk/)
The Pirate Game: Pirate Glossary (http://www.io.com/~sj/PirateTalk.html)
Or ye be shiverin' yer own timbers...
(imagine that!)
Aarr!

Grrr... AAAAARRRRRRR!! :)

AAARRRR/POOT! Soory, a bit sea sick I am.

AAARRRR/POOT! Soory, a bit sea sick I am.


Ooohhh yuck Mag... all over your feet :eek: :eek:

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That there be a sidewalk... not no Captains ship... ye got to do better n' that me matey Friend;) Arrrr

AArRRR

It be down in the galley me dear starty ;)

Yo Ho Ho!!

AAARRRR! Land Lubber! That be the ramp to the POOP deck.

ARR me mateys! Grrrrr;) Me grumpy be bes if me turn out them thar lights;)

Arr! It's gettin' ta be that time of year again!
Avast! 'Fore ye be makin' fer ye's ship, check here and try to read:
Welcome to the Official site for Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19 (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html)
It'll be a blast! Arr!

Arr! It's gettin' ta be that time of year again!
Avast! 'Fore ye be makin' fer ye's ship, check here and try to read:
Welcome to the Official site for Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19 (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html)
It'll be a blast!! Arr!

Hahaha nice, now to convince everyone heree to do that on sept 19 :D

Aaaarrrrrr... Grrrrr... I love me pirate!