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magprob
Jun 22, 2007, 10:07 AM
Q: How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
A: He doesn't, he declares darkness the industry standard.

Q: How many Bureaucrats/civil servants does it take to screw in a light
Bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while
The other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the
Experience.

Q: How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb
Last rites.

Q: How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, but they're really one.

Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has
Burnt out.

Curlyben
Jun 22, 2007, 10:34 AM
Q: How many techies does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None as we have enough light from our monitor.

Q: How many Blondes does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: What's a light bulb?