Well folks, it looks like we filled up yet another Looney Bin and time to start a new one. So, continue where y'all left off.

It's just not the same. It's a plot to keep us confused. You just don't run out of cyberspace. It just goes on and on forever. How many Loonie Bins will there be until we run out of Loonie Bins? Is there also a finite number set on that. That's what I want to know. Somebody here needs to by a bigger piece of hardware and plug it into the back of this thing so we can just keep going on and on.

I'm with you Mag. But the admin of the site only allows 150 pages per thread. That totals 1500 posts.

It sux, I know, but well, at least we are popular, right?

No more short bus for us!!

So, the question I was asking before I was so rudely expelled from the loonie bin number two is this.
Today, someone told me that I want my cake and eat it too. Well dugh! What the hell good is a cake if you don't eat it? Can you use it for a spare tire? A hat? A Frisbe? A toilet seat lift" No! Who made that rule up anyway? Everyone harps on Marie Antonette for saying, "Let them eat cake!" Well I agree with Marie. Next time I have my cake, I'm eating it! Just stand back so's I don't elbow you in the eye. I'm eating that cake Jake!

I'm with you Mag!!

What good is cake if you can't eat it! I have always wondered about that expression.

Another one I wonder about is:

You've got your work cut out for you.

That means the work will be hard. But if it is cut out for you shouldn't it be easy as the hard part is already done?

I'm with ya Mag. But the admin of the site only allows 150 pages per thread. That totals 1500 posts.

It sux, I know, but well, at least we are popular, right?

No more short bus for us!!!

Oh, I see, it is a hardware problem. We going at it so fast that the thing starts smokin. Cool!

Yeah, aren't we the cool ones here!!

And another thing. You want your guitar and play it too. You want your car and drive it too. You want your airplane and fly it too. See what I mean? It's just down right stupid and I will never use that phrase again. Stupid! Let them eat cake!!

I'm with ya Mag!!!!

What good is cake if you can't eat it!! I have always wondered about that expression.

Another one I wonder about is:

You've got your work cut out for you.

That means the work will be hard. But if it is cut out for you shouldn't it be easy as the hard part is already done?

I think that saying is for a moron that sits around cutting out paper dolls. You know what I mean?

:D

Oh, it all makes sense now!

Yeah, aren't we the cool ones here!!!

Man, I know I'm COOL. When I walk into a room, everyone init just freeze.

I always new you were the cool one.

Hey J, That guy on your thingie there slappin himself looks just like John Macinroe, you know, the tennis player, I know I misspelt it. Is that John Macinroe doing what I always wanted to do to him? Slappin hisself silly?

I have no idea if it is or not, but does look like him.

You know what though

I am REALLY cool. I have a REAL Spam mousepad.

Oh hell you! You the coolest! Anybody that managed to acquire a highly valued and widely sought after item such as that has got to be cool. Wait! My burger is burning!
I'm Back. How you doing J? A little down? You sound like it.

Thanks Mag, but I am doing MUCH MUCH better tonight. Yesterday being the first day home and not having to be strong for Mom just got me.

I am my old self again today though.

I'll bet you are really tired. You need a few days just to recuperate from the trip and every thing else.

Yeah tired, but nothing my own bed won't cure.

Janine, I can not believe how fast the threads go. Continuation already. Wow.

Anyway, Ya all have a good night.

Joe

Well throw on dem Sponge Bobs and have a running dive right into the middle of it!

Welcome Joe!!

Mag, exactly how does one Wang Chung?

Well I'll tell you. I ain't never done it myself but from what I can gather is that is predominatly a gay thing. It requires a bottle of baby oil, assorted fruits or vegetables, a rubber mallet and sealing wax.
I don't want any part of myself.

Oh, definitely not my cuppa tea!!

Yea, that's what my buddy Bubba down at the station told me. He should know cause he does go into town a lot.

Thank you J, It is good to be here. Looks like you and magprob have lots of interesting things to talk about. Lol

Joe, you missed out on much of The Bin #1 and #2. I hope you stick around.

And as for Bubba, well... *shakes head*

Thank you for the welcome. Sorry I missed out so much on the first and second bin. I will defiantly stick around for the loony bin 3. Looking forward to it. (;

Yeah, aren't we the cool ones here!!!


I want to be cool too.

What exactly can one do to be this "Cool" you speak of?

Just posting here makes one cool. LOL

And where is that Effing HAM!!

Most of the time, if you are just yourself honestly, you are cool in my eyes. Are you cool?

Getting late, I need rest before my trip to see my Dad. Sure is acting kind of needy, glad I am going. All packed and ready to go at 5 AM, that makes me cool today!

I double posted someone help me, merge me so I can still be cool...

Actually, as of right now, I'm pretty cool, but I sweat my A** off all day , it got to like 98 here today...

LOL@ EFFING HAM, hell I don't know...

Merged for you Start.

Look H, see you have the Effing HAM, so when is dinner?

Did you make er' south yet, J_9?

Did I ever tell you that there is a song out called "effin ham"?

I'm kind of upset, someone gave me a red dot today and thanked me for the advice, I'm going to retire... lol

Yes, H. I finally made it home yesterday. I have to thank you for keeping me company all those long lonely nights I had my days and nights mixed up.

You helped me keep my wits about me during those quiet times.

Now, about that song. NO WAY!! Is there really a song about Effing HAMS?


I'm kinda upset, someone gave me a red dot today and thanked me for the advice, I'm gonna retire......lol

Hey, well I countered that reddie since I think it was supposed to be a greenie!

Thanks buddy! Yeah there really is a song about Effingham, I heard it on the radio awhile back and have never been able to find it, I think it's by an out of town singer that passed through and thought it would be a good song, it's pretty funny.

I still love my daughter's comment about Effingham.

On easter Mother says.

"Oh, dang, I burned the Effing HAM!!

Well all, I jumped into my Spongebob lingere and am off to bed. I think my brain finally knows the difference between night and day.

LOL... Well goodnight, the spongebob stuff still kind of freaks me out, but at least you got rid of the picture.

No spongebob jammies, get some good soft stuff. It feels great every night even if you are alone. And DON'T get the wrong idea, I just love the soft stuff... No more J, no more, throw it out and make yourself and husband happy with the soft crap, doesn't have to be slinky or anything just a little lace and the softest material ever!! Good night, off to bed with this girl!

LOL hope you haven't got your hat on too :D

What's wrong with the hats? I wear the full body zip up jammas with the footies in them, just like Connor... lol.

My husband would probably kick my butt if I wore one of those full body pajama thingies.

IM just kidding... I really do want some of those though for the winter... My husband keeps the house like antartica..

I love my winter flannel PJs. My husband either had to make the concession of flannel pajamas or 5 quilts on the bed. He's always warm... like *always* warm, so I got flannel PJs.

Mine too... he sweatsa sitting. All he has to do is move pionky finger and he's hot.. lol. I freeze.

LOL sexy Al

My husband is the same way. He sleeps in his birthday suit and I have jammies and sleep under a blanket and comforter in June!

My husband and I are the same... he's nekkid and on top of the covers, while I'm in jammies under 2 quilts in the summer. (it's 5 quilts in the winter).

My od what's wrong with you all lol yes ben wears a t shirt all year round I don't get that cold but then I'm in charge of the heating and the 15tog duvet ;)

Well... my normal body temp is 96.8, rather than 98.6. Maybe that's my problem?

Wow I have a low body temp too! 97.2 is normal for me... maybe that is it...

I just had to share this. This is the funnest thing I have seen in a long time.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/emland/Invisi_bike.jpg

I like the one from that series of pics that says "I'm in ur fridge eating ur foodz"

I wonder what they did to the poor cat to make him jump like that.

Probably threw him on the bed... lol.

OMG that was hilarious!!

Hehe I was rolling on the floor... the email that is from is absoultely hilarious.. Im too hormonal apparently to be answering questions today... I keep getting fired up.. lol.

LOL wooo hooo I love being horminal but I'm just to dam tierd to give a poop today :(

I feel you there... if I snap at any of you, I apologize in advance... I mean no harm, really.

Hehehehehehe yes you do and so do I well our hormones do giggle

I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!

Thank you.

Personally I don't think it is hormones. I am no longer hormonal (in that sense of the word anyway) and some of these people are DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

I'm with you Synn, my jukebox hero! LOL, I hummed that song the whole way home on the plane. Thank you very much!

Hey... I'm the Princess of Stuck Songs. Anytime you want one stuck, just ask!

(how's that for keeping people in line, do you think?)

Hehehehehehe ssp you will now be known as :D

I guess so, but I have been pretty jumpy all day. I have been fighting a PM war with one person about how he is SOOO much better than me because he didn't give me a reddy and I gave him one.. Im not quick to give reds, but his post was incorrect. So I'm pretty volatile now...

I have "more than a feeling" by Boston stuck in my head...

The song to use when you CAN'T get a song out of your head is the "gReen Acres" theme song. It's short, most people don't know all the words, and it disappears fairly quickly because while it's catchy, it's not THAT catchy.

Thanks! Although I am a little more fond of "more than a feeling" than Green Acres... lol..

It all comes from my guitar Hero Addiction...

YouTube - George Michael - I Can't Make You Love Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfd7a1hEJf0&mode=related&search=)

That's my song has been for nearly 10 years makes me blub every time :(

I know how those PMs go. I had one yesterday that insisted I tell him/her where to get certain meds online so that he/she could commit suicide!

Oh it was horrendous!!

You poor thing. That sounds like a troll.

George Michael Eh?.

LOL, I felt like Three Billy Goats Gruff with the trolls lately.

Hmmm, George Michael?

Blimey J you get the nicest messages :(

Yeah I love george lol the sexiest faggot in the world :)

I must be a glutton for punishment.

Personally I have the hots for Matthew McConaheigh or however you spell it!

Nah just a glutton for nobs lol

Is he gay? Matthew mcConnawhatever, not george michael.

Ill stick with Johnny. Or Edward Norton...

Matthew whatever is NOT gay!!

Yay for straight men!!

God I'm hungry still I just ate potato wedges and lasagne and it wasn't enough :(

Are you craving anything yet?

Just 5 PM.

Oh... you weren't talking to me.

*giggle*

I didn't think he was, but you said it in response to the hottest faggot remark, so I was confused...

Mmm lasagna and potato wedges... I had a spinach bacon salad and tomato basil soup for lunch, I'm hungry too... and I don't have any goldfish left to snack on...

Egg sandwiches I can't get enough of them lol

Mmm eggs... I love poached eggs... I only crave what I can't have... like bleu cheese and Feta... I would kill for some crumbled bleu cheese... oh and California rolls... im addicted to teriyaki beef ramen right now.

Giggle just food gimme food :D

I can't stop eating. See girls, I am supporting you in your pregnancies. I got to start losing some weight!!

Nah... its more fun to just eat everything!!

Catfish is a safe fish right?

Right I'm off to bed xxxxxx

Night sweetie, sweet dreams!!

Al, I know I wouldn't eat any of the catfish here caught in the Mighty Mississippi. Ewww

Anyway, I don't eat fish at all, so I can't be certain if they are safe or not.

Lol... I don't blame you there. Night CBW.

Morning :D

Morning everybody.

About seafood, my wife loves seafood but when she was pregnant she avoided it like a plague.

We heard so much about fish. Even just plain tuna, just turned her off.

I would be interested to hear about any cravings you all have had. My wife craved lots of fruit, oranges and juice. Must have needed that vitamin c. lol

LOL there's a difference between seafood and fish ;) seafood is best avoided as the bacteria content is high but a lot of fish is fine as long as its cooked correctly.

Hee Hee, LoL. Never even thought there was a difference.

Well I am off to work again.

Ill explain it later ;) it has a lot to do with crustations giggle have a good day xxx

Morning all.

Setting my place and subscription for more looniness... is that a word?

Absolutely that's a word.

I am so very glad that it's Friday.

It is my last Friday of work... As of 2:30 today I will be officially retired for 2 months. Ahhh the joys of teaching :)

I so admire teachers. It's not a job I could EVER do, and it's one of the most important jobs in the world.

Thanks for doing it!

Morning!!

Yes, seafood (shellfish specifically) is not so great. Fish is normally fine unless it has high levels of mercury, mainly big fish like tuna, but even tuna is fine in moderation...

I am sooo thankful it is Friday. Just got my score back from my exam last week B, pretty happy about that, and now I get to take another one bright and early tomorrow morning. I was just invited to the girls weekend at the lake, no husbands, no kids, and I am going to definitely take my sis up on that offer. I can't go down tonight, but will def. be headed there after my test tomorrow. I wonder how early I can take it... hmm...

I haven't had any weird cravings yet, other than my weird obsession with Ramen recently, but with Connor I craved green olives, pepperonis, bananna peppers and banana milshakes... no, not separately... that was a snack. LOL.

Here's my thought for the day

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/emland/the_truth__lol.jpg

Ha I love it Em thank's for the smile xxxx

I so admire teachers. It's not a job I could EVER do, and it's one of the most important jobs in the world.

Thanks for doing it!


Thanks for saying it. Sometimes that is all we need. Of course July and August helps too. I love my job, I can't imagine doing anything else.

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.

Q: WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?



A: Right where you left him.

What do you call a jamaican proctologist?

Poke'Mon.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

LOL your all mad :D

Cornfucius: "Whenever my wife is down in the dumps, she gets herself a new hat."

Friend: "Oh, so that's where she gets 'em?"

Confucius Say: Elevator smell different to midget.

Omg!!

What??

Just the silly jokes that are here. This is truly The Looney Bin!!

We're tiny, we're toony... we're all a little looney...

Could there be a midget named Symore Butts? Is it possible?

We're tiny, we're toony...we're all a little looney...

That brings me back to the good ole cartoons.

LMAO, Looney Tunes in the Looney Bin!!

Like, O M G, what is up with like the word like?

Like totally!!

It's a valley thing on the west coast... I like totally used to like hear it all the time, like you know...

Well, like it looks like it totally came back, you know!

That's like a real like bummer. I like absolutely hate the like word like now...

OMG... you go away for a couple hours and the whole world goes nuts..

Well, Alk, it's like this, like you know... We are like here in the Looney Bin where only us people who are like officially like nuts belong.

Like, you know!!

I like am soooo nuts. It's like sooo cool and stuff. You know like bad is really like good. It's so like b*tchin...

This was like so funny to me. I thought I'd like share it with all you bad like cool peoples... Hope you like like it and like stuff
FunnyBurger.Com - Hominid (http://www.funnyburger.com/out.php?id=4091)

Ohhhhh, double posting!!

Bad girl, bad bad!!

Never said I was a good girl... it's more fun to be bad anyway... lol... sorry

You wαnnα know who is nuts who is reαlly nuts- MY MOTHER!! :mad:

Why is that Sarai?

She is driving my psycho---

So lαst night I'm tαlking to her -it's like 12 αlmost αnd she's αsking me how the husbαnd is doing αnd I tell her yα greαt--- so I heαr my dαd grumbling thαt he wαnts to sleep - so I'm like k goodnight! αnd my mom sαys " oh see she stαrts tαlking to me αnd then she gets mαd" αnd I sαid "no dαd is tired αnd i get the point byee" αnd well hung up... during the conversation. I told her αs soon αs the hubby gets pαid "i'll give you your 60 bucks or whαtever" αnd she wαs like "no it's more thαn thαt its 80" αnd I wαs like "okαy mom thαnks for the clαrificαtion"... αnd she αdded " you owe me more money thαn the hαirs on your heαd" αnd so I'm thinking -- okαy so from birth I owe you diαper, food αnd bαsicαlly αnything thαt wαs consumed by me-- thαnks mom


She's just been piling on those little witty remαrks :mad: αggghhhhhhhhhhh

That is hard. I understand.

Could there be something going on with your Mom and Dad that you don't know about? What about taking some time away from talking to them?

hαααα I do trust me-- but my mom seriously goes psycho, I once didn't tαlk to her for like 3 dαys αnd she wαs like "αre you okαy αre you eαting-- i've hαd dreαms thαt you were in rαggedy clothes αnd stαrving αnd you didn't love shαylα αnymore (my dαughter)"

This is α womαn thαt is hαrdcore bible thumper αnd believes αlmost every dreαms is god sent.

This wαs αll on speαker so the husbαnd heαrd-- oh jeeze you know how thαt ended -eckk

J what is the technical name for a false pregnancy?

That's an easy one Myth--------

Pseudocyesis.

Gimme a hard one. LOL

Pseudocyesis

Good girl Sarai!!

αww wαy to beαt me to the punch I wαnted to sound smαrt

Wow, Well my wife's mom has not been talked to since the baby was born. That has been almost nine months ago. Good reason for it too. Not that her mom is a series bible thumper but always needs to be in control of everything and everyone and just loves the guilt trip things.

Your husband, must have been hitting the roof?

Oh my god to the moon αnd beyond jesus...

Sarai, you are smart!!

Joe!! Wazzup!!

Thank you... I can't believe it... I already got reddie number 2... same answer though...

Lol I know I got αnother one.. I flipped out-- hαhα but now I don't cαre αs much :( ::lying::

Wazzup!! Janine,

Just dropping in the loony bin. I have been loony ever since.

Myth, I fix that one up for you.

Joe, my brutha from anutha mutha!! You have been looney since birth! We got to talk again!!

Myth, who really gives a care about the reddies? I know I talk a big story, but I really don't give a cr@p.

lol i know i got αnother one.. i flipped out-- hαhα but now i don't cαre αs much :( ::lying::

Good for you sariaspiel for fixing it up. Hee Hee

EDIT:::::::::::::;;

Yes, would love too J9.

Hey now--- why's thαt


**fixed it for you too myth:)

Sometimes it's easier to deal with moms at arms length... lol... with mine I call and start complaining about my day and what the kids did then tell her I'm tired and get off the phone... lol... She won't stay on long enough after I start complaining to get on my case about anything... She knows I'll fly off at her so it's my way of telling her that if she wants a fight to start in if not just let me say my peace and get off the phone as fast as she can... lol... She can't handle it when I "fight back".

Ok J how about sex making a period fluctuate.. Am I totally off on that or what? If I am then what about false pregnancy's... I just want to get all my ducks in a row... After that I will go back to not caring... Thanks to the lortab... It's for my tooth J...

I'm just kind of proud of them... It don't matter... I just... I don't know... I just kind of want to make sure my facts are straight. I know I'm right I just am rambling... Thanks joe...

Ugh mothers-- one dαy we will bother our children αs so..

Sex and period fluctuating... well, it is all different per person, just like pregnancy symptoms are different.

Typically sex does not cause a period to fluctuate as it is all relative according to our hormones. Sex, ejaculate, sperm, does not make our hormones go up and down like that.

How is everyone tonight?

I'm sooo looking forward to it... lol... but then, our kids will bug us like we bug our parents... and they will know the best buttons to push and everything... such is life... lol

Thanks J... Ok and now back to the show... lol... sorry to bring it up here... I think I'll head to bed. Have to go to two birthday parties tomorrow...

OMG! I αm sooooooooooooooo αngry!! I just spent 2 hours downloαding α movie from αres αnd I cαn only heαr it but I cαn't see it!!

Sarai, remember how your mom is now, love her, embrace her... In time you will not have her.

I now get sick on every complaint I ever had about my father. What is done is done, there is never any going back.

((((((((((((((((H))))))))))))))

Big hugs to the dude who is serving the Effing HAM!!

saraispiel19 (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/../members/saraispiel19.html),

I fixed that one for you. I am in a giving mood this morning lol. Or should I say I am being loony. As J9 have said, it has been since birth. Lol

Doing good.

Trust me, I have talked to Joe...

He is Looney beyond belief!!

Oh, you just wait people. Janine knows oh too well how loony I can be.

You have missed your little brother Joe.

Looney-- I'M GOING LOONEY 2 HOURS ::CRYING:: wαiting... for... α... movie :(:(:(

Blαnk screen.. blαnk.. blαnk! ::crying hαrder now::

That's got to suck!! I have no idea as I don't know how to do it.

Well guys I'd love to be loony with you all but I'm tired... Talk to you all tomorrow or the next day... Night all

Maybe it was going to be a crappy movie anyway, It's a sign from God saying do not watch this movie. Lol lol lol

EDIT:::::::::::::::::::::::::

I Have tons of energy right now. Just bubbling over, but now Myth your leaving us. Waaaaaaaaaaa

EDIT ::::::::::::::::::::::::

S, did not realize it was your favorite movie. That sucks the big one that it is all blank.

Its my fαvourite movie : sweet november-- well I'm going to bed guys-- g'nite :(

Well, all, I have to go check the backs of my eyelids. Make sure they are working properly. Take care,

Night night
Don't let the bedbugs bite!!

Sweet dreams all... **********snore***************

Night J...

We'll be back sometime Joe... lol... See you all later.

Your leaving me here all alone. Thanks a lot everybody. Did I ruin the party or what.

You're a bunch of party poopers. :(

Joe

Goodmorning everybody. It is time to start your day now, lol I did not mean to scare everybody away :eek:

My god there are days I hate it here I swear I could do more than slap a few people lol

Oh No, I hope that you do not have your bat out. Lol

Ha I can comment on you joe you wouldn't like my respose right now I have my man hating head on ;)

OH oH, I am in the corner waiting for your comment.

Nope because ill be really rude lol and j will beat me senseless giggle dam these hormones...

Well I think I will vacate and let your hormones be. I am going to get the little ones lunch ready.

I am doing a spring make over here too. Reorganizing cleaning, getting everything ready for Joshuas little adventures, of getting into trouble.

LOL get everything at least a metre of the floor that you don't want him to play with giggle

Oh my God, that is going to be hard to do. I do need to get rid of some things and you know is funny. He is always going after things that are not his toys. Always going after something we do not want him to touch. Wow, your not kidding. Lol

Lol whαt did ben do to mαke you such α mαn hαter this mornin' :)teehee

Oh my God, that is going to be hard to do. I do need to get rid of some things and you know is funny. He is always going after things that are not his toys. Always going after something we do not want him to touch. Wow, your not kidding. lol

Of course it only gets worse Joe get used to it now lol you have at least another year of this if not more :D

lol whαt did ben do to mαke you such α mαn hαter this mornin' :)teehee

Ben hasn't done anything quite the opposite in fact :p

Ooo no nookie-- it's okαy! I'm celibαte now :p

LOL for the time being you mean ;)

I know what will make you happy. I made some turkey burgers. Topped with melted cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and onions. I would pass it through the screen for you. They are quite yummy.

I hope I am not making you hungrey. My wife said she almost orgasmed they were so good. Lol

Yikes Joe Wife is way to easily pleased giggle sorry couldn't resist that ;)

Lol, I knew you would have something to say. She was surprised and thought it was funny I actually wrote down what she said too me. :p

Well I should really get started with the make over and child somewhat proofing.

Have a good day everybody.

J9, CBW

Surprisingly it is a very good burger :). It is leaner and healthier then beef and pork. That is what I have been told anyway. It is a healthy alternative ;) No junk food here. Lol Hee Hee :cool:

Oh, yes, she must be easily pleased!!

I am sorry, but turkey burgers just don't sound like a real burger to me. I just don't care for turkey that much. If I'm going to eat a burger, it better be red meat. Beef, buffalo...

LOL Joe if its burger anything I'm sure you would eat it anyway after all that is classed as junk food ;) giggle my little food junky you

Yay fireworks!!

Okay guys, I've been on this site for a few months and have seen this Looney Bin thing pop up... what exactly goes on here... chit chat?

Yup just chit chat... No serious questions, no banter, no arguing...

Just a place to sit back and have fun.

OOOOoooo I get it! Sounds fun! :D

Yeah, just a place to chill out and have some fun in between giving advice.

Helps clear the mind, you know!

Hey, have any of you guys heard about McDonalds renting out movies now? I heard one of my coworkers talking about this today. What has the world come to?:rolleyes:

Okay guys, I've been on this site for a few months and have seen this Looney Bin thing pop up...what exactly goes on here...chit chat?

Actually, this is where they send you if you don't know anything and can't answer peoples question responsibly. The people that post here rode the short bus to school. They give people advice that usually ends up getting them seriously injured or killed. A word to the wise pal, stay away from this bunch. They're no good. :rolleyes:

Well I guess I'm qualified to hang here! LOL! Don't worry, if someone asks if it is okay to ingest rubber cement to cure stomach pains... I'd tell them, hell yeah just try it:p

I'd cut it with Acetone first.

Yeah, that stuff works on everything!

Yeah, I brush my teeth with it.

Whatever reveals those pearly whites!

I was watching true stories of the er, oh and this guy actually made a cement cast for his leg for himself. He also accidentally got stabbed and actually sewed himself using copper wire. Now that is a bang up job if you ask me.

Joe

But... I thought it was DUCK TAPE that worked on everything!

(I walked to school. They wouldn't even let me on the short bus)

Well, I managed to piss 2 people off last night, only one gave me a reddie though. **sigh**

Right now I'm asking myself if I really want to be here at all I am so angry I could explode

Same here CBW. My arch nemesis, you know that person who thinks so wonderfully of herself, got pissed that I answered a question in her board. She must think that that board is only for her to answer and nobody else. Talk about conceited!

Ha her and that dog make a great couple

LMAO!!

It just erks me beyond belief that some people think they own certain portions of this place!!

It really would be beauty and the beast then wouldn't it gggrrrrr

Apparently those boards should be locked down to questions only by members and answers can only be provided by their owners.

Right now I want to kick that old twats round the sodding board I'm sat here on my hands I'm livid he isn't bloody normal lol

What is normal though dear? You already know I am not normal.

No J we are extreamly normal just happy people who don't take life so dam seriously and know the difference between real life and cyber world we also know not to take this crap to dam seriously and at least we answer what's directed at us too rather than rambling about a load if crap.

Right now i want to kick that old twats round the sodding board im sat here on my hands im livid he isnt bloody normal lol

Holy Guacamole! You should film that and sell it on the internet!

LMFAO I love you mag you always manage to make me laugh, now what kind of payments do you think I should except ;)

Isn't Mag the best one around here to make us laugh when we feel like committing a murder or worse?

LOL worse because id do it publicly lol

That's about how I am feeling today! LOL

Giggle aparently he is diisapointed in me that I don't see the good in a lying cheating alias lol

Ughhhhhhh, I see that someone apparently cannot let go of the DocWill thread?

Ya think lol ben got fed up with me whinning lol

I don't blame him for closing it thought. I thought about it yesterday. It's just a bunch of fingerpointing and nitpicking on each other. That does no good here.

I just couldn't believe the actually naming of people that were so called to blame lol shocked I was.

Where the hell is everyone I'm so bored

I'm here for a moment Luv!

Only a moment :(

Well, got to go out and get a new dishwasher and lawnmower. Both are currently in appliance and Lawn & Garden heaven. LOL

I can't wait for school to be back so that all the little hoodlums will stop playing around.

LOL oh that sounds like fun though :D can I come

Sure, but remember we have big appliances here. LOL

Way hay as long as I can try out the rinse cycle ;)

LOL, I have a full size washing machine too. You can try the spin cycle.

Can I twiddle the nobs too

Sure sweetie, whatever you desire!!

LOL I'm so bored I think I might go to bed and read lol

A good book? I am reading one that my aunt wrote right now. Not my style, but a great book all the same. A true story actually.

J will you go to my wind thred and merge the dam newbies posts gggrrrrrr and can you change the title to trapped wind yuck lol

I'll try, I don't quite know how to change a title yet though.

Done sweetie!! Hey I figured it out all by myself!!

I am so proud to me! :D

Giggle easy isn't it ;) hehehehehe dam nebies winde me up when they just waffle and post one after another.

Me too. I tend to do it, but now I just merge my own posts. LOL

LOL it just bugs me if there the last flipping poster there's just no need to re post another answer its plain lazy. And she is just repeating herself anyway.

That and the pps who txt message, man drves me crzy!!

Hey we are all new one time lol

MMMMMMM most aren't jumped up idiots though when you have been around a few more weeks mate you will more than understand lol

Welcome Bubbler!! Thanks for the sympathies!

Yes we were all new one day, but some people just don't get it after being asked. Ya know.

I remember being new here, I made all the mistakes. Good thing I had some people who are now really great friends show me the ropes.

I try helping those people too.

That and the pps who txt msg, man drves me crzy!!!

That is because they are lazy and need to learn to speak and write in English ;)

ExAcTlY!!

So Bubbler are you as crazy as us lol are you going to fit in to the loony bin huh huh ;)

LoL thanks for the welcome J

OMG I am now talking in txt with lol and omg!!

Yea I'm crazy I am sitting in the padded cell now (jk)

The official definition of the Looney Bin:


Abnormality is the normality at this locality

The official definition of the Looney Bin:


Abnormality is the normality at this locality


No WONDER I fit in so well!

Laura -

Do you have tums available where you are. I think that tums might do the trick, but not sure. It gives you extra calcium as well?

J and L, was ready to put me in a straight jacket the way I carry on. That is why I am here. Lol

Ah ha you will be just fine here then ;) we like padded cell and short buses giggle

Ok well I guess I will be right at home then.

Laura -

Do you have tums available where you are. I think that tums might do the trick, but not sure. It gives you extra calcium as well?


Yeah but I hate them they are fruit flavoured so I buy rennie instead I like the minty chalkyness lol Doesn't do anything though just makes me want to eat them all :eek:

I find gavascone better lol or mint water

AHHHHHHHHHHH, that's is not good. You do not want to eat them all. Lol

What is rennie? Is it like a tum?

Oh, there is a product we give Joshua, It is called oval. Ever heard of it before.

What about some old fashioned gripe water. Lol

Joe