LOL... oh the image! Haha

Now I'm not calling anyone a fish... its the only dancing lampshade pic I could find.. lol
http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Animals/Fish/Drunk_fish_2.gif

LMAO Al!!

Hey now! I thought we established that *I* am the one that dances on tables when drunk!

I don't know, I have been known to get a little crazy with poles whilst drunk... at one point in my past I remember being handcuffed to a pole

Handcuffs, poles and lampshades, GeEZ people don't you have any DECENCY! LOL ME either, ha ha ha. I do very well on table tops myself. STart, go some rest because we need to chat before I go out of town. YOu lush you, LOL!

::raises hand:: "no!"

Lol...

This looney bin is filled with gestating women and drunks! I guess I fall into the later category since thank heavens I am NOT pregnant!

What can I say, my hormones are wild... but that doesn't give me an excuse for before I was pregnant... lol

I should have skinny dipped to make it a night...

I'm not pregnant OR drunk!

I'm just crazy.

Oh oh I skinny dipped!!

Yesterday?

I haven't skinny dipped in YEARS. Like... 15 of them

START, Heck Yeah you should have skinny dipped!! Although I haven't done that myself in a while!! HMMM maybe later I will try that, lol.

Yup yesterday, after the fireworks, the beer and sausages... Yeah, kids were in bed

HHHMMM I would have but there were others there. So no go. My hubby can see me but others can't.. Good for you J

Are you SURE the sausages didn't come out until AFTER the skinny dipping?

I used to do that in my grandmothes pool... lol... but most often just at the lake.

Lmfao!!

I ate a braut with some bacon and onions and I was in heaven. No sausages though. Dang!

Oh my were the chipalatas or good old bangers ;)

Are we going there again?

No times a bad time for a banger lol

I don't even know what that is.

Lol

Banger or Bang Her?

LMAO both!!

You guys all need to stand in line for your daily whoopin... Or a timeout.

I'll go first!!

I wonder if any American can order breakfast in the UK with a straight face.

And after the spankings the ORAL SEX!!

Man beat me to it!

You want us to beat you too Al?

If you would have gotten to me last night, it all would have happened. LOL

No wonder you all are pregnant!

Pmsl...

I never said I didn't like ti rough...

I am not pregnant. They are... I would be but then I would have to sleep with someone other than my hubby and he doesn't think it is a good idea!?

EDIT:::AL, I don't know what that means either.

Oh, dear god, I am NOT pregnant!! Couldn't deal with kiddo #5

I just like to beat people.

What, start?

Pmsl, what is that? Can you guys or someone just please give me a list of stuff that I probably wouldn't know and send it to me with the meaning written nest to it..

Peed Myself Laughing... lol

Have any of you seen Pirates of the Caribbean World's End, yet?

I wish

Peed My Self Laughing...lol

HAHAHAHA< I get it now, thanks. Remembering might be the problem, maybe I out of write that down. Hmph, I am so out of it.

I don't go to movies, I fall asleep

Hi guys... how is the day going/ Mine is a bit slow.

Going to get crazy now. Johnny is home from the library.

Is he bringin you a crazy book?

Nah, just squirt guns

Squirt guns!! Yesss!

I REALLY need to drag my mind out of the gutter

LMFAO!!

He has a little squirt gun.

Oh... man... my mind.

Now the AC dude is here and he is HOT!

I wish the A/C man was here... LMAO!

Oh, I ain't sharing!!

No need I'm going to go pretend. OMG did I just say that? Am I getting better?

EDIT::::::::: J/K I am just trying to get a rise out of you guys. I thought it was funny though.

No need I'm gonna go pretend. OMG did I just say that? Am I getting better?

EDIT::::::::: J/K I am just trying to get a rise outta you guys. I thought it was funny though.


Wooohoooo Start... now that deserves a Tshirt girl :)

http://online-book-store.net/T-SHIRT%20STORE%20FILES/Blog%20Pictures/Blog%201/Naughty%20Girl/Naughty%201.jpg

AW crap, you saw my post. I just really want to be a rockstar and a pole dancer. Those are on my list of things to do when I'm older LOL

It's easier to pole dance when you're younger.

More flexibility, you know

I agree... I know from experience... lol

I am flexible, and kind of cute... I just want to do it goooood!

Practice makes perfect. Do you have an unfinished basement?

Noooo and I have like a hundred children running around. I think I have to wait a few years. I will be doing it though! I will!

Take belly dance lessons :)

It will keep you limber, and still be respectable.

There are locks on doors... lol speaking of, did I tell you that my son walked in on my husband and I in the shower the other day... whoops! Forgot to use the locks... luckily he doesn't get it yet.. lol.

I soooo want to take belly dancing lessons. I get adverts in the mail all the time...

That is a wonderful idea... Belly dancing, I know I would love that. It is so sensual.

Belly dancing is NOT for wimps. It's hard work... but sooooo worth it.

Did I see something about nobs?

How was the air conditioning guy... cool things down for you? Or heat them up?

LOL, Ummmmmmm, he has been a "hot spot" for about 3 years now. Ever since I told him I had to sit on Santa's Lap cause Johnny was scared.

He said he wished he was santa!!

OMG, Al, I lost all of you on MSN

I know we all dropped like flies.. lol

Have a great evening, my friend and I are going to hang out with my daughter and watch scary movies. I hate them but as long as they are there here to go into the bathroom when I have to pee then I should be good. I will make sure I lock all the doors. OMGosh what if I lock the monsters in?? Hubby is gone with our sons and the boys will be fast asleepppppp... OHHHH SCARY>>>>>>

Hehehehehehehe yep everyone went bye bye last night giggle I had to go to bed what with al, heather, j and the guest guy from here (not ben) from here it was a pretty mental few hours but funny we will have to do it all again soon hehehehehe.
Good morning to all my sweet friends xxxx

Good morning my sweets!!

I sit here the morning with a brand new (well kinda) HP laptop hubby surprised me with last night. Woo Hoooooo!!

Something new I have to learn!!

Oh my work excellent you better put msn on it quick :D

I got to figure out all this other stuff, and what to keep, what to get rid of. You see, we have a friend who works at the Board of Education. This Laptop was give to one of the teachers and after a couple of months the teacher said that it did not work properly. So he got a new one, and our friend checked this out and it works fine, so it went up for sale, really cheap, like $150.

I'll just have to leave it home when I go to school so that I am not tempted to be here. LOL

I love my laptop its my best friend :D

I just got to figure everything out!!

Hehehehehehe you can do it you know you can :D and if you can't that's what bens for isn't it :D

Yup, that's why I keep Ben around. LOL

Hehehehehehe use and abuse ;)

Wait now... we get to use and abuse each OTHER'S husbands?

WOOHOO!

LMAO oh my word I nearly choked on my bacon sarny

Of course Synn!!

OK I think we need to name ourselves the msn tarts lol

Hey now! I'm not a tart!

Well, not yet, anyway.

Yeah, you're not a tart!! LMAO!!

Ill be a strawberry one :D

Had to switch back to the PC. Couldn't get used to the laptop.

You will it does take some getting use to but I prefer a touch pad to a mouse now

I was having a hard time not reaching for the mouse. LOL

Hehehehehehe its so much easier I love the pad to bits the double click with the finer on it is fab lol drag and drop takes some getting used to though.

That'll probably take me a while, I'm not good with change. LOL

I resist getting a laptop because I just don't like the crowded keypad. Guess I'm going to need one, though, if I'm going to do the real estate thing.

Any suggestions on a good brand with a fair price?

Good morning all... just waking up. Now Connor and I are both sick... there is a bug going around apparently..

Sorry Al, I hated being sick when I was pregnant, and poor Connor. Good morning everyone. J, I feel the same way about the lap tops. Hard to get used to

Oh, Al sweetie, I am sorry you both are sick. Must be a summer bug.

I love the keyboard, but getting used to the touch pad and everything. Also, I don't think I need all of this stuff that is on here. But I can't find some of them in Control Panel.

Hey, laptop talk. I simply can't help myself!

My laptop is the closest thing I have to a wife. Between the nagging, the need for constant attention, and the complaints about the floppy, I don't ever have to get married.

I splurged and got a second power cord for it... Now I always have a cord at my desk and on the end table where I use it when gaming or watching movies (perma IMDB link).

I hate hate hate hate hate the touchpad. At the same time, I hate the hassle of dealing with making space for the mouse. So I got me a trackball... moves the pointing device away from the keyboard (that adjacency was among the largest problems, doesn't require any surface area, and is great for my carpal tunnel.

I also have an attachable numpad, so I can 10-key when doing data entry. Not so important now, but that was a lifesaver for a while there.

Nosnosna, wow, I don't we all wish we could just marry a laptop! I didn't even know there was a ball thingy.

J my son wanted to know why "those guys were hitting eachother" (your avator) and I said because they were silly he said that's not nice.. lol.

You just had to didn't you huh huh giggle look girls we got ourselves a new toy :D

My boys just laugh at it when they pass by. Aw crap am I doing something wrong?

Woo hoo new toys!

Well now I don't have to fight with my daughter for the computer. LOL

But, here I am online on the laptop, and I don't even know what provider I have on the laptop.

My mother in law got an apple lap top and it is going to kill her.

Just be careful when you unwrap me...

Mmmmmmm, thanks for the warning

I like my mac

Yeah, please don't unwrap him!! PLEASE!!

Ah yes al but this new toy is our new play thing and male of the girls lol

Ill play along... nothing better than messin with the boys... lol

Oh, but he's a very messy boy!!

Don't worry, there's plenty of Nos to go around.

I'm with J on this... dont' unwrap him.

My god, you are feeding the Nos.

Here he goes Synn, Nos and that big blue head of his. LOL

I agree with Syn, we know who you are Nos!

Hehe

Moi?

I'm just me. At least I'm not using self-deprecating humor to weasel compliments out of you.

You guys are way too much smarter than me for that to work...

At least we're giving him a blue head, not blue balls.


Ooopss... was that out loud?

But I thought you were perfect Nos.

You said it (here, anyway), not me :D

LOL... im rolling over here.. blue balls...

Me too Al, I know what that is! LMAO

As a random-but-related aside, I went to New York some years ago, and while there, we went to a pop art museum that used to be a public school. One of the exhibits was entitled black balls.

It consisted entirely of a three minute film of a naked gentleman with a can of black paint, making the title appropriate.

I think I was scarred for life.

Thanks Nos, for sharing.

Lol that's hilarious

LOL that explains a lot, I wouldn't unwrap him here either wait till msn later :D

Do I need msn, I feel like I am missing a whole piece of the puzzle?

You are lucky to be missing only one piece Start. I think I am missing a few pieces myself.

Hehehehehehe me, syn, al and j have a new play thing on msn its nos :D

We are easily entertained.

I am missing the whole puzzle... Connor wants to know if your bunny has candy CBW... lol

I feel so... used.

And I like it.

LOL Al tell him it's a healthy bunny it has carrot sticks ;)

It's a feelling you better get used to Nos :D

I don't think he minds. Are you guys talking about msn messenger? I just need to kknow, you gus I would never have a life if I did msn mess. With you guys...

Having a life is overrated. I haven't had one for years.

Of course lol j no longer has a life she stepped into the brink last night lol and there is no return now :D

He says, no he eats the carrot sticks.. lol.. and then he bounced off... im going to make lunch... dont break the new toy before I get back.

Start... I have to leave them a lot, since I'm here from work every day.

So... I'm missing more than a few pieces.

I HAD a life yesterday... then we got on MSN... then I got my life back when the A/C dude came to the house.

Got it, thanks! Laundry queen coming to the rescue... BYE

J... you need a webcam. I think that the AC guy should have been shared.

Ehhhehehehehe see you think it gets weird here there's a whole other realm of weird on the other side lol

If I remember right, I think I saw him while I was pretending! LOL

I think she already refused to share him.

LMAO!! Synn. I had him in the attic though.

I think she already refused to share him.
Have you been spying on the bin? That is weird...

I have eyes everywhere.

I aspire to omnipresence, so I'll have Is everywhere, too.

And people like me, so I often have ayes everywhere.

You forgot the apostrophe in "I's".

Here he goes again!!

I won't have I is everywhere, though.

Nos knows everything...

J what do you mean "you had him in the attic"

Emphasis on the 'had'?

Giggle giggle, my little secret.

Doesn't matter, Nos. If you don't put in the apostrophe, the word becomes "is", which is also not what you mean.

Is you saying I's not knowing what I's talking about?

Oh, I'll share him now, he certainly won't mind. God what a beautiful specimen of manhood!!

That's exactly what I'm saying, Nos.

Oh my god "manhood" means you hand your hands on...

He was working his shiny new compressor coil all up into her ductwork.

I go away for a few minutes and come back to find you handling manhoods!

Only in my dreams guys.

Lol more like handling nos lol

Whew compressers and duct work!! That sounds mighty kinky.

I could only wish it was!

Throw some duct tape in there and you'd have your own porno

Oh geeze git yer heads out of the gutter... It is going to be 100 degrees today, and I am not lying, my A/C needs some work. I am going to be soooo hot.

Lmao

LMAO bad women

Oh, I'll send him over for you to ogle too Start

I am really having troubles with it. I don't mind if he comes... HA!

LMAO bad women
Look who's talking...

Yeah, really!!

No kidding.

I know I'm bad I like being bad I'm proud of being bad and those who don't like it can take there whinny asses some place where they don't see my bad lol :D

Lmao!

I agree, yes, even the prude agrees.

Who me? Bad?

Ask Nos. I'm NEVER bad.

Bads my middle name and I'm proud

I am proud of you too. My bad is just starting, give me some time and I will catch up!

I think this explains us best...
http://dreamsandjewelry.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/badgirlsgotohell.jpg

WOW, should I think twice or just keep on truckin? LOL Al, you sure are something else.

I like the chick in the cherry suit with the cherry background.

You know, I can tie a cherry stem with only my tongue. My hubby is so proud of me!!

I'm more of a fan of the dark haired girl in black...

I can too! I swear it is why Thomas married me... lol...

This is pretty good too..
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h79/porneux/HelpWanted.jpg

I think I have had all those positions, some of them don't pay very well...

Very true...

I think I just pee'd my knickers

Lol that one was just for you CBW! Lol :D

OMG!!

Paid me well, I have 4 kids. That was my paycheck!

Sex Toys Cheap Vibrators Strap Ons Lesbian Gay Sex Toys Forafters UK Sex Toys Shops (http://www.forafters.co.uk/)

My fav site lol

Lol I was googling bad girls for the other pictures I posted... tell me how this picture fits that description... page 2 of "bad girls"

http://www.koreandrama.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Bad%20Girls.jpg

Oh my... that site is hilarious.

I thought so when I first saw it lol

Lost power, good thing I have a laptop.:p

Batterys don't last forever ;)

That site is amazing... im stunned...

Oh, I have 2 1/2 hours left. Power will be back on by then

Why are you stunned Al??

J don't bet on it I wouldn't believe what the timer says lol just don't play any music or anything

At the wonderful things out there... they are much better than the last time I made it onto a sex toy site... lol. I'm making a christmas list.. LMAO

LMFAO oh Al I don't just buy for christmas lol I love orgasm army goggle it its great for reference

I'm a little scared of the "two holed A*s" though... lol

http://www.forafters.co.uk/media/gbu/prodlg/640077.jpg

I have quite a collection at home, but these toys are much cooler... I feel I need to upgrade to the next "software package" lol

LMAO toys are great :D I wouldn't be without my collection.

I will be staying out of this conversation. I have nothing more to add. Love always, Start

I guess I scared everyone off.. lol.. pardon my kinkiness... I will go sit in a corner now.. lol

Spankings for you, Al!

LMAO, I didn't start the smut

Woo Hoo!

I think the smut is amusing. I wish I had more time to devote to it, personally.

At first I thought you were calling me a slut... which is what smut means here... but have since learned you meant obscenity... lol... I love wikipedia...

LMAO, smut = dirty things...

Yes, I figured that out... I was like "why did she just call me a slut?"... so I figured it must mean something else too... lol.

Or I guess I can come off a bit slutty at times... lol..

I would just like to point out that as I am catching up here, I've got the song "Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks going in the background.

Somehow, that's very appropriate.

Hehe... very appropriate...

OK! Who wants to do my math homework for me... lol..

You can keep the math homework. I despise math!!

Me too. I failed it 3 times before this class.. I just don't understand it... im in a different easier class now... it is pretty much the equivolent of 5th grade math... lol.. I call my nephew at times asking for help.. HAHA

I barely passed Basic Algebra and Intermediate Algebra, but ACED College Algebra.

Actually I think the first 2 instructors passed me because I tried so hard, homework was done well, but I had test anxiety.

I haven't done math in ages.

You should ask Nos when he wakes up. He practically has a bachelor's in math.

Gimme one of your problems and I'll see if I can remember it.

Phew, glad the SMUT is over. I didn't do good in math either but I can still help my 13 year old with some of it. That is good right?

Lol.. I blank on tests... but get good grades on homework IM doing good so far this semester, be average. But like I said, it is really easy... at one time I had a test on calculating sales tax on particular items... lol its kind of embarrassing.. LMAO

Lets see... ill give you a question I've already answered...

Find the mean of the following test scores:
63 76 79 83 86 and 93

Um 80?

Good!

That one was easy!

Phew, glad the SMUT is over. I didn't do good in math either but I can still help my 13 year old with some of it. that is good right?

LOL start if you can't cope with what you call smut here you would simply die on msn giggle

I can cope, I just can't say anything cause I don't know it. I told you earlier, I will get better, just give me time... Love you guys, Start

They are all easy... except permutations... im so confused on those... why do I care how many possible social security numbers there are...

hehehehehehehe start we love you too giggle you do make me laugh.

Any math is beyond me I couldn't care why anything = anything as long as I can manage my money that's all I care about lol and do my weights and measures :D

Lol I'm about the same way..

Honestly that's what we have computers for giggle

I agree... my calculator can do it all and if it cant... thomas can, lol

Ehehehehehe my maths teacher hated me poor guy left after one term

You should have seen my psychology teacher... I think I may have sent her to a pshych ward in high school I went to catholic school all girls, and I was the devil incarnate... my guidance couselor is still frightened of me... lol

Yawn morning lady's not having to great a day I'm absolutely pooped I have so much to do though to get ready for Monday and no energy to do it.
I hope our syn's having a good weekend hehehehehehe, j did you start your chinese diet??
Al how you feeling hunny?? And wheres our ickle nosnos dude today??

Morning beautiful Laura,

Turn down the lights, turn down the bed,turn down these voices inside my head lay down with me tell me no lies just hold me close don't patronise. I can't make you love me...

God I LOVE that song.

Hope all is well with everyone. Got soooooooooooooooooooooo much to do today.. and soooooooooooooooo don't feel like doing it.

Major hugs to one and all.

OOOOOOOOOO Allheart my darling its lovely to see you, hope your feeling better hunny, Isn't it the best song in the world hehehehehe there aren't many that actually know it that's for sure.
Love and hugs as always sweety xxxxxxx

I just got home from work, fired off a short bit of wordsmithing to a friend who requested a touch of entertainment, and poured a glass of wine.

Ah ha new box then huh :D

Yep :) Had to stock up on the essentials: Bread, cheese, and wine.

Hehehehehe what no chocolate:eek:

Pfft, I'm NEVER out of chocolate. Or peanut butter.

Mmm... chocolate and peanut butter... Um... back in a minute for um... personal reasons.

LOL maybe what syn said about you is true hehehehehehe

Only the good stuff. The bad stuff is all lies!

...

...

Unless they intrigue you, in which case we have much to discuss in my parlor!

LOL your parlor, do you have your smoking jacket on??

No, but I am wearing the Weekend Shirt.

LOL what's that the birthday shirt ;) I bet all you have on is your...

The Weekend Shirt is a throwback to the college days. As soon as you finish your last class for the week, you roll back to the dorms, crack a beer, and get rid of the shirt altogether. From that point on, until it's time to get up on Monday, no shirt can grace your shoulders, excepting as required by no shirt/no shoes rules.

It stems from the fact that we were a bunch of alchies, and spilling your drink would stain the shirt. Plus, we had girls wandering around who would take care of the spills.

...

Looking around me right now, I say that this tradition is lacking something here today...

LOL poor Nos needs a lady are there any takers out there??

I must confess, it's true... I'm looking for the right six or seven girls to settle down with.

Although... I'm really looking for a tramp, not a lady...

Oh my that doesn't say much for you now Nos does it, you really shouldn't be so hard on yourself and maybe get out a little more hehehehehe rather than sitting there playing games ;)

Hello ladies! And Nos.