Everyone wake up!

Come on. I'm not even drinking coffee lately and I'm more chipper then all of you.

I did have about 16 ounces of V8 though. Maybe that's it.

Guess I need a wake up call Alty... care to try?

Everyone wake up!

Come on. I'm not even drinking coffee lately and I'm more chipper then all of you.

I did have about 16 ounces of V8 though. Maybe that's it.

I'm wide awake, and I only got about 3 hours of sleep last night.

Guess I need a wake up call Alty... care to try?

:: slaps Blacky on the butt::

Are you awake now or just mad? ;)

:: slaps Blacky on the butt::

Are you awake now or just mad? ;)

I'm awake... but not mad.. ;)

Everyone wake up!

Come on. I'm not even drinking coffee lately and I'm more chipper then all of you.

I did have about 16 ounces of V8 though. Maybe that's it.

{{{{{{ SMAcK!! }}}}}} I could have... d*mn!

{{{{{{ SMAcK!!!! }}}}}} I could have.......d*mn!

Ooops. Sorry Stringer. :o

I was aiming for Blacky.

Want some V8? :)

Ooops. Sorry Stringer. :o

I was aiming for Blacky.

Want some V8? :)

You know I haven't had any for a long time and when I did I really like the spiced ones... I'm going to buy some tomorrow, thank you for reminding me hon.

You know I haven't had any for a long time and when I did I really like the spiced ones...I'm going to buy some tomorrow, thank you for reminding me hon.

When I was pregnant with Jared I drank two V8's every day. I had a craving for them.

I love the taste but I'm the only one that drinks them so I never think to buy any. I'm always last on my list.

I'm not fond of the spicy kind though. I'm not a fan of anything spicy. I have a tender tummy. :o

Is this V8 anything like Redbull?

When I was pregnant with Jared I drank two V8's every day. I had a craving for them.

I love the taste but I'm the only one that drinks them so I never think to buy any. I'm always last on my list.

I'm not fond of the spicy kind though. I'm not a fan of anything spicy. I have a tender tummy. :o

Usually me too... but I do like V8 spicy... zings me to life...

V8 is Aussieland is a vegetable/juice drink, is it the same there?

V8 is Aussieland is a vegetable/juice drink, is it the same there?

Don't forget the cars ;)

V8 is Aussieland is a vegetable/juice drink, is it the same there?

Yup, same thing. It's blood red and yummy in my tummy. :)

Haha... Aussies know their V8s... Lol!

We have cars and fruit juice here called V8...

We should have V8 energy drinks... why don't we?

Don't forget the cars ;)

I wish!

I have a plucky little 4 cylinder. It's got spunk... um... not really.

If I had to race my van, I think I could win. ;)

Don't forget the cars ;)

I'm dying to get a V8 next year...

I'm dying to get a V8 next year...

I'd settle for a fast horse and cool buggy at this point.

I'd settle for a fast horse and cool buggy at this point.

Haha... nah the wife said I can get a V8 for my 27th birthday next year... so that should be fun... but I'm going to get an old V8... not a new one...

V8 is Aussieland is a vegetable/juice drink, is it the same there?

Yes. It's usually made with tomato juice as the main ingredient.

Haha... nah the wife said I can get a V8 for my 27th birthday next year... so that should be fun... but I'm going to get an old V8... not a new one...

Old? I love old cars.

My dream is one of the following;

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Yup, Alty likes the Pontiac GTO and the Ford Mustang muscle cars.

Sigh. Maybe when I have my mid life crisis next year. ;)

I wish!

I have a plucky little 4 cylinder. It's got spunk....um...not really.

If I had to race my van, I think I could win. ;)

I raced a semi on my bike last week. Well, not so much 'raced' as stayed ahead of it in the mall parking lot. Still felt like a race to me, and I won ^_^

there's just something about peddling as fast as I can and feeling the wind whip past me and my heart pumping in my ears. It's even better when it's downhill. I lean down low over my handlebars, stand up on the pedals to make as small a profile as possible, and just zoom. Feeling the wind on my face always makes me feel better.

i raced a semi on my bike last week. well, not so much 'raced' as stayed ahead of it in the mall parking lot. still felt like a race to me, and i won ^_^

there's just something about peddling as fast as i can and feeling the wind whip past me and my heart pumping in my ears. it's even better when it's downhill. i lean down low over my handlebars, stand up on the pedals to make as small a profile as possible, and just zoom. feeling the wind on my face always makes me feel better.

Just remember to keep your mouth shut. Bugs are really hard to get out of your teeth. ;)

Night everyone.

Just remember to keep your mouth shut. Bugs are really hard to get out of your teeth. ;)

They're harder to get out of tangled hair. It's not really a problem this time of year. Not many bugs out yet.

Night everyone.

Goodnight Stringer love. :)

Sleep tight.

they're harder to get out of tangled hair. it's not really a problem this time of year. not many bugs out yet.

We have a fly issue right now, thanks to Miss Oreo bunny, the only rabbit on earth whose poo does stick to her fur. :(

I think I've eaten around 20 flies this week alone. No, not on purpose, they just fly into my mouth or drinks. :(

I hate flies! Die flies die! :)

We have a fly issue right now, thanks to Miss Oreo bunny, the only rabbit on earth whose poo does stick to her fur. :(

I think I've eaten around 20 flies this week alone. No, not on purpose, they just fly into my mouth or drinks. :(

I hate flies! Die flies die! :)

Speaking German are you Alty?

Well I took my advil and tylenol, probably will not sleep for a while.

I wait until 1 am at least. Get a few hours then up again.

Need to retrain my brain and my body how to sleep more.

Take care and will be around for a while.

About the flys, We do not have them yet at this end, but I hear from others that your area has been a lot more warmer there then here believe it or not... Usually it is the other way around.

Hey hope you found out who won the 41 million dollars yet?>?

Hello Joe, Blacky, hheath and Alty! :)

Mop's on my belly chewing on my shirt.

mop's on my belly chewing on my shirt.

Cover your nipples, she's still nursing! :eek:

Oooops. WT or TMI?

Hello Joe, Blacky, hheath and Alty! :)

G'day Unky... :)

How are you?

I'm fine thanks! :)

I'll have to do one or more essays today... quite some work... I'm gathering some research now.

Cover your nipples, she's still nursing! :eek:

Oooops. WT or TMI?

:rolleyes:






Hey Unky :)

:rolleyes:






Hey Unky :)

You're just mad because I posted it first. You know you were thinking it. ;)

You're just mad because I posted it first. You know you were thinking it. ;)

Well I could feed them too you know :rolleyes:



















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Hey M! :)

I didn't know that M could also give milk :eek:

Cover your nipples, she's still nursing! :eek:

Oooops. WT or TMI?

Hehe, nah. He was biting the hem of my shirt. Not sure why. Then again, the kittens like to lick rocks.

Well i could feed em too you know :rolleyes:



















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Dinner for 8. :p

I prefer a shaved nipple.

Just saying. ;)

OK, it's almost 3am. Time for me to go to bed and hope I can sleep. I need to buy antacids and find something to kill this headache.

Good night Heath.

Give Alty-cat and the rest of the kitty brats a hug for me, okay?

Oh, Unky, hi! Sorry, I got caught up in the conversation and forgot to say hi to you. Hi! :)

Night heath

Bye everyone else , Beer time :)

Nite heath

Bye everyone else , Beer time :)

Beer?

You're leaving me for beer?

You're so fickle. I'm much better then the best beer! Really! I'll prove it!

Oh fine! Go have a beer.

See you tomorrow? ;)

Beer?

You're leaving me for beer?

You're so fickle. I'm much better then the best beer! Really! I'll prove it!

Oh fine! Go have a beer.

See you tomorrow? ;)

Bye now ;)




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Your dog licked the inside of my nose M! :(

Awwww, but he's so cute, and forgiven. ;)

Night M. Cheers. :)

Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

:( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

Hahah well I guess you won't be able to give it up on the first date!

Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

:( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

I tried looking up ways to get rid of the odor, but so far all I can say is, "Congratulations, your kidneys work." :)

Eating fruit may help, but I don't know how quickly.

Hahah well I guess you won't be able to give it up on the first date!!

LOL! He has an accent, a delicious and Scottish one. That's my weakness. I met him at the bar I work in. He charmed me as soon as he said "straight gin please".

Right now it's purely lust.. lol I'm fine with that.

Umm maybe try one of those spray thingy's? I have a weakness for accents too. I met this guy with an Irish accent, dumb as a post, but I hang off every word he says!

Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

:( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

Sorry... really sorry... I am truly sorry... but

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:D:D... again I appologise... *sniggers :D*

Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

:( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

Asparagus makes us smell?? Wow! I think I've only eaten aspragus once in my life. Well I learn something new on this site all the time.

They can put a man on the moon but they can't make a certs or altoids for that "area". I don't get it. Sorry mud. :(

Maybe my kidneys aren't up to par, because I don't ever remember a smell?

I ate a lot though. I mean at least 20 sticks. It was like eating chips in front of the t.v.-- non stop.|

Haha well I'll just wear some jeans & kotex liners lol

I can't believe this.. haha!

Hahah, I feel for you... lol... but seriously, I am laughing WITH you...

Sorry I feel quite guilty now for laughing :(

I recommend a lot of deoderant/spray/smellies whatever you want to call them

And mints

Good luck :)

Mints?? Lol... weird mental picture.

Mints??? lol... weird mental picture.

Hhaha please don't imagine me with mints in my va-gene. Hahaha!

Now I'm imagining...

Nope they were in yer vergina!

Maybe my kidneys aren't up to par, because I don't ever remember a smell??

Can you smell sulfur based smells? There are people who just can't detect the odor. So, your kidneys may be fine, but your nose is lucky. :)

I think something like an altoid ( they are curiously strong you know ha ha) should be the next new invention for that "area". Maybe I'll work on that and make MILLIONS. Ha.

Mints??? lol... weird mental picture.

Meant for muddy's mouth to hide smelly asparagous breath

Dirty dirty bella

I think something like an altoid ( they are curiously strong you know ha ha) should be the next new invention for that "area". Maybe I'll work on that and make MILLIONS. ha.

Haha I think there are douches that come with scented stuff... lol I could just spray some chanel down in my business. Hahaha!

I think that would be irritating... lol how about a glade plug-in:p

Can you smell sulfur based smells? There are people who just can't detect the odor. So, your kidneys may be fine, but your nose is lucky. :)

Cat, I never even thought about that! I just blamed my sinuses. You are like a living, breathing encyclopedia. Now if I can only shrink you down and carry you around in my pocket... Do you think Cats would mind?

Bear you started it! Muddy if you are planning on doing any 'gardening' down there, you could always use after shave! Bahahaha.

Hello guys and gals! :)

Sorry to hear that Muddy... Maybe your 'guy' (so to say) will understand about the smell?

I personally have only tasted asparagus once and it was bitter... I don't like it. My sister and my mum though, once made a whole pot of asparagus soup, or infusion, I don't remember, but there was no particular smell... :confused:

Lol Unky. I barely know this guy-- if anything he'd laugh at me or be so grossed out he runs away.

Either way it's the first date, I think I need to slow down. Do the whole so "who are you? what do you do" chat...

Being the girl I am: ooh he'd be a great addition to my husband collection. Lol-- okay back to reality...

Now what do I wear?.

I don't know where we are going he said it was going to be a surprise, I told him "as long as I don't wake up tied in your basement wondering where I am".

Haha.. I don't think he understands my humor, he just said "No.. you won't..." :confused:.

Haha I think there are douches that come with scented stuff... lol I could just spray some chanel down in my business. hahaha!

I think that would be irritating... lol how about a glade plug-in:p

Yes, chanel will send you straight to the emergency room... ( don't ask me how I know this... ha ha) a glade plug in huh..? Now you got me thinking... I like it!

Jeans and heels are always classic.

Ah! Ok, I understand. Since it's not my area (not the area you were talking about earlier), good luck for the date! :)

I agree with bella, Jeans and heels, you can go pretty much anywhere with those and look sexy and classy.

Jeans and heels are always classic.

I order a lot of my clothes online. I have these three dresses in mind [with heels or boots]

http://15dollarstore.com/img/9215_1_3091_p.jpg

http://15dollarstore.com/img/9508_1_735_p.jpg

http://www.forever21.com/images/large/70311976-01.jpg

http://www.forever21.com/images/large/71147122-02.jpg

I got them at forever 21 and 15dollarstore. I love their clothes!

I don't know which to pick.

I have the shoes but I don't know which one to pick..

I kind of don't feel like jeans tonight.

I don't know which to pick.

I have the shoes but I don;t know which one to pick..

I kinda don't feel like jeans tonight.

What's the weather like?

The red is darling and sexy and I bet you look GREAT in red. I also REALLY REALLY like the black dress aobve the red one. I think some guys need to chime in... bet they pick the red one.


Note: that black one is so cute and kind of flirty... I'm stuck.

Well you could put your breath mints in the first one...

And the red one screams "not a one night stand, but maybe" lol jk.

I like the first one, love the color.

Red one is a little too... uhhh... lingerie looking :eek:

What's the weather like?

Tonight is going to be 42F, a little chilly, but at least I have a cute pea coat...

Ooh I really like this dress. I can't seem to find it though.

http://www.gossipgirlinsider.com/images/gallery/little-j-steps-up.jpg

I really like that girl's style... [Taylor Michel Momsen]

I'm leaning towards the black. Flirty without being over the top.

I like the purple top, but it looks too appropriate for an office. The white top with a cute jacket maybe. The red looks a little more inviting than a first date calls for.

The study is getting along well Sunny, thanks for asking.

Oh, I have a task to do for the latest Saturday, but my english teacher needs to see it first. It's about the Commonwealth Essay Competition. I think I'll do 'An Adventure in Space'. I already have an idea of what to write. 1400 - 1750 words though is a premiere for me, for every time, we were asked not to go beyond 1000 words and beyond 1200 words was just unacceptable for the regular essays.

I've only worn the red one once since I got it, it stays in my closet. I like wearing it because it makes me feel like a superhero for some reason lol.

I love the ruffly dresses. Make me feel like a little girl... but womanly..

I'm getting my legs, brows, and special place waxed in a few hours :( I'm not excited.

I like the black flirty one too. But the red is cute if you put a black short jacket with it. It would be classy and tasteful even for a first date.

I like the black flirty one too. But the red is cute if you put a black short jacket with it. It would be classy and tasteful even for a first date.

Ooh I see where your going ClassyT. I need to buy one of those tiny sweaters sleeve things. Mine got a big hole in it:eek:

Tonight is going to be 42F, a little chilly, but at least I have a cute pea coat...

Ooh I really like this dress. I can't seem to find it though.

http://www.gossipgirlinsider.com/images/gallery/little-j-steps-up.jpg

I really like that girl's style... [Taylor Michel Momsen]

Very cute dress... (;

That would be cute with a short black coat.

Kind of like this...

OK sorry for interupting :(

But curious minds want to know

That first dress you posted on the other page, is that zip there to grant quick access to boob town for a quick... squeeze :)

The red is darling and sexy and I bet you look GREAT in red. I also REALLY REALLY like the black dress aobve the red one. I think some guys need to chime in....bet they pick the red one.


note: that black one is so cute and kinda flirty....i'm stuck.

Red one.

Cat, I never even thought about that! I just blamed my sinuses. You are like a living, breathing encyclopedia. Now if I can only shrink you down and carry you around in my pocket... Do you think Cats would mind?

Yes, he would. He needs her himself.

Yes, he would. He needs her himself.


**sigh** I'll just have to wait until he isn't looking.

**sigh** I'll just have to wait until he isn't looking.

Didn't you know? He's always looking. Zen says that God is within all of us, Christianity says God is always watching over you, so I got to be checking you out all the time.

A little shaving rash?

And somewhere in between right?

Didn't you know? He's always looking. Zen says that God is within all of us, Christianity says God is always watching over you, so I gotta be checking you out all the time.

A little shaving rash?

Both of those concepts are kind of creepy. Like santa claus. I don't want anyone knowing everything I'm doing.

both of those concepts are kinda creepy. like santa claus. i don't want anyone knowing everything i'm doing.

Which is why I don't peep, except at the kittens.

Which is why I don't peep, except at the kittens.

Aren't they the cutest things on the planet? Now, if they'd just stop trying to climb up my speakers. I don't care if they climb up my furniture, I just don't want them climbing up my console speakers.

aren't they the cutest things on the planet? now, if they'd just stop trying to climb up my speakers. i don't care if they climb up my furniture, i just don't want them climbing up my console speakers.

Put clingwrap over the fabric. They'll enjoy shredding it for a little while, but it won't support their weight and they'll find another way up.

Put clingwrap over the fabric. They'll enjoy shredding it for a little while, but it won't support their weight and they'll find another way up.

I think I'm going to try double-sided sticky tape or bubble wrap. Probably the bubble wrap. They startle so easily at noises that I don't think it would take much for them to learn that climbing my speakers makes a loud noise.

It's supposed to be warm tomorrow. If it is, then I'll go to the beach and pick up some more drift wood for them. They love climbing and chewing on it.


Did you know that putting wheat crackers in a container with trail mix makes them tastes a little like peanuts?

I'm back from getting all my hair ripped off me :( Ouch!

I'm a little excited for my date tonight.

I think I'm wearing the white and black dress with a black little sweater... I don't know maybe the red one.. OR what I could do is ask the guy myself which dress he'd like to see me wear ;)

Hmm...

Ooh I see where your going ClassyT. I need to buy one of those tiny sweaters sleeve things. Mine got a big hole in it:eek:

The tiny sweaters are called 'shrugs'.

LOL! He has an accent, a delicious and Scottish one. That's my weakness. I met him at the bar I work in. He charmed me as soon as he said "straight gin please".

Right now it's purely lust.. lol I'm fine with that.

There is an old scottish joke, goes like this: girl to guy in kilt, 'och, it isn't the glint in your I am worried about, Shawn, it's the tilt in your kilt. And I know positively for sure they don't wear any underwear. I saw a couple of pics of two shotputters sitting on a log in their kilts, and the dangles were really dangling !

Tick

I'm back from getting all my hair ripped off of me :( Ouch!

I'm a little excited for my date tonight.

I think I'm wearing the white and black dress with a black little sweater... I dunno maybe the red one.. OR what I could do is ask the guy myself which dress he'd like to see me wear ;)

hmm...

I vote for the cling wrap. Oh wait that was for a different post :)

I vote for the cling wrap. Oh wait that was for a different post :)

Good one.:D

Is Kity leaving?

Is Kity leaving??

What time is it? Yeah, probably.

She said she is, but I keep seeing her pop up in threads. I think she's just taking a break and limiting her time on here.

Haha Cats ;)

Tick, that's funny you say that. A good friend of mine got married to Scottish fellow, and all the grooms men (including the groom) wore Kilts. Well it was an out door wedding, and it was rather breezy. Lets just say us brides maids saw more than we expected! :eek:

I saw a scottish santa last summer. Hopefully he was wearing something under the kilt, or there are probably children that will be scarred for life.

she said she is, but i keep seeing her pop up in threads. i think she's just taking a break and limiting her time on here.

And that is okay... I want her to return though.

Strigner

And that is okay.....I want her to return though.

Strigner
Did you change your name?:rolleyes:

And that is okay.....I want her to return though.

Strigner

Are we relaxing a bit too much? ;)

Haha Cats ;)

Tick, that's funny you say that. A good friend of mine got married to Scottish fellow, and all the grooms men (including the groom) wore Kilts. well it was an out door wedding, and it was rather breezy. Lets just say us brides maids saw more than we expected!! :eek:

YouTube - drunk scotsman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF0agmxvKgQ)

Did you change your name?:rolleyes:



Are we relaxing a bit too much? ;)

Ha Ha... you guys were just too quick and beat me to the draw :cool:

I must be losing my touch :rolleyes:

Wow, one sign of weakness

And they all pounce,

Quickly strigner run to safety before they all start chewing :D

YouTube - drunk scotsman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF0agmxvKgQ)

Those girls were gorgeous!

Since you posted the Irish |Rovers had to add this song.

YouTube - The Irish Rovers - Farewell To Nova Scotia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v3MAaQLSSI)

wow, one sign of weakness

and they all pounce,

quickly strigner run to safety before they all start chewing :D

:eek: :eek:

Did you change your name?:rolleyes:

Damn... like my momma used to say... "haste makes waste"... and mistakes... :( But I'm sure I'll do it again, Clough caught me last week on this...

One more:


YouTube - Stan Rogers - Barrett's Privateers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w)

Are we relaxing a bit too much? ;)

Marta is calling me to outside to the patio with a hot cup of coffe and my paper so she can study and I can be with her... how can I not rush... :p

Ha Ha ..................... you guys were just too quick and beat me to the draw :cool:

I must be losing my touch :rolleyes:

WAIT A MINUTE HERE... are you guys ganging on on me or am I paranoid... never mind, I set myself up for this one...

One more:


YouTube - Stan Rogers - Barrett's Privateers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w)

I'll see your folksong and raise you goth

YouTube - The Cruxshadows - Winterborn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVNjx4k8mWk)

:eek: :eek:

Yeah I couldn't resist having a poke either :o

*hangs head in shame* :(

wow, one sign of weakness

and they all pounce,

quickly strigner run to safety before they all start chewing :D

Ha ha... you made the same mistake bear... easy to do isn't it?

I can hear the hounds... and I can't run like I used too either! :eek:

I'll see your folksong and raise you goth

YouTube - The Cruxshadows - Winterborn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVNjx4k8mWk)


Goth? I raise you thrash metal:

YouTube - Carcass - Corporeal Jigsore Quandary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7oGGud2Jk4)

Got to say I did like Crüxshadows video!

WAIT A MINUTE HERE...are you guys ganging on on me or am I paranoid...never mind, I set myself up for this one...

Of course not strigner :D

Gotta say I did like Crüxshadows video!

Later kids, The BBC's Hamlet with David Tenant and Patrick Stewart is on.

Night!! Thanks Cats for the nom too! :)

Ha ha...you made the same mistake bear....easy to do isn't it?

I can hear the hounds.....and I can't run like i used too either! :eek:

Sorry stringer, but it was a purpose made mistake to have a little poke :(

Honestly if I misspelled anybody's name/nick name id be mortified :)

Of course not strigner :D

Aaaah huh...

Got to run for a while before the sun sets in about an hour... later guys.

Ha ha...you made the same mistake bear....easy to do isn't it?

I can hear the hounds.....and I can't run like i used too either! :eek:

I am not a hound.

I am not a hound.

Of course not you're a bi... wait no that could come out wrong :D

:eek: :eek: :eek:

of course not your a bi..................wait no that could come out wrong :D

You seem to learn very quickly. Good. ;)

You seem to learn very quickly. Good. ;)

You nearly had me there... nearly ;)




(ps, so so so so SOOOOO glad you took that the right way :) )

WARNING!! Robin williams has a mouth like a truck driving sailor on shore leave.

YouTube - Robin Williams - The Scotsman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9oKdUFCoVo&feature=related)

YouTube - Robin Williams - Bush & Obama - we are most amused, london (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puMz1Q3E000&feature=related)

I'm smiling and nodding, I don't get it :confused:

hey, alty, I found a video for you ^_^

YouTube - robbin williams - when you hit 40's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Qx_5NBDxk&feature=related)

*runs and hides behind m*

hey, alty, i found a video for you ^_^

YouTube - robbin williams - when you hit 40's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Qx_5NBDxk&feature=related)

*runs and hides behind m*


:eek:

You are going to be in sooooo much trouble :eek:

Lol, I'm watching eagerly from the sidelines! Glad she didn't choose me to hide behind!

WARNING!!! robin williams has a mouth like a truck driving sailor on shore leave.

YouTube - Robin Williams - The Scotsman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9oKdUFCoVo&feature=related)

YouTube - Robin Williams - Bush & Obama - we are most amused, london (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puMz1Q3E000&feature=related)

Never liked or respected the guy.

I am not a hound.

And after all I have tried to do for you... sigh... :)

Here's one for alty :)

YouTube - Falco - Jeanny ( original video ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5-XF_pnXX4)

Stringer I agree, but I have this thing, when I see a guy dressed as a woman it creeps me right out, can't stand Rodney Dangerfeild...

Stringer I agree, but I have this thing, when I see a guy dressed as a woman it creeps me right out, can't stand Rodney Dangerfeild....

It's mainly his vulgar mouth, that isn't necessary and in his stand ups he can't use a sentence without really swearing. Does that mean that he needs it or he believes that it won't be funny if he doesn't cuss constantly.. He's meaningless to me.

Isn't Rodney dead? I think so.

Liked his movies in the old days when I was a little kid, mrs doubtfire, hook, jumaji, patch adams, flubber, jack, and I'm sure there's others that I'm forgetting.

Can't say I've ever hear him do stand up, but I hear bad reviews :(


Anyhoo later taters, I'm out for the night :)

liked his movies in the old days when i was a little kid, mrs doubtfire, hook, jumaji, patch adams, flubber.

cant say ive ever hear him do stand up, but i hear bad reviews :(


anyhoo later taters, im out for the night :)

Later my friend.

Stringer I agree, but I have this thing, when I see a guy dressed as a woman it creeps me right out, can't stand Rodney Dangerfeild....

I LOVE drag queens.

Oh he's dead? I don't know, when I see or hear his name I tune out. I totally agree about RW. I think that gratuitous swearing is totally un necessary, I feel embarrassed for people who talk like that. I mean if you saw some person on the streets having a conversation like that, most people would think that they were un educated etc... not saying I am a prude or anything, I mean my father was a sailor, I let them drop every now and again, but I think every second word is a bit much.

::clunk::

i LOVE drag queens.


Hmm that's totally different for some reason. It's something about a man dressing like a woman in a kids movie. Like Lady bugs or Mrs. Doubtfire.

Hheath, f you haven't seen it watch Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Australian movie about drag queen... it's an awesome movie, one of my favourites.

Goodnight everyone.

Hheath, f you haven't seen it watch Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Australian movie about drag queen... it's an awesome movie, one of my favourites.

Shaz is right , great movie .

Hheath, f you haven't seen it watch Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Australian movie about drag queen... it's an awesome movie, one of my favourites.

I've looked for it a few times. Never been able to find it online.


You should watch rupaul's drag race. It's fun. A queen from one of my old haunts was on there last season. She didn't make it very far, though.

RuPaul's Drag Race 2 | Video Clips, Watch Full Episodes Online | Logo TV (http://www.logotv.com/shows/rupauls_drag_race/season_2/series.jhtml)

"copyright restricts us from playing this video outside the US"

:(

I will have a look for it elsewhere though, it looks interesting!

the tiny sweaters are called 'shrugs'.

You are amazing tick. I was wonder what they were called!!

Well I ended up wearing the all black dress with the ruffles... and knee high boots. It was 7:00 he wasn't there, it became 8:00 he wasn't there. I texted him at 8:30 and I was like "looks like you forgot about me" that's it. He didn't text back and I sat there dressed, waxed and ready, then I got a call from my awesome boss and he asked me to come in to work because one of his other bartenders quit. I don't usually work at this one particular bar-- it's more like a club, it was really packed last night and almost near the end I saw him dancing with another girl, I didn't confront him or make any eye contact, a part of me wanted to cry another part of me wanted to throw a drink at him and another part of me wanted to swear off men for life.

So it was a great date...

:( excuse me while I go scream into my pillow.

And after all I have tried to do for you.....sigh.... :)

Stringer, I know what you tried to do for me. ;) Thanks. :)

You are amazing tick. I was wonder what they were called!!!

Well I ended up wearing the all black dress with the ruffles... and knee high boots. It was 7:00 he wasn't there, it became 8:00 he wasn't there. I texted him at 8:30 and I was like "looks like you forgot about me" that's it. He didn't text back and I sat there dressed, waxed and ready, then I got a call from my awesome boss and he asked me to come in to work because one of his other bartenders quit. I don't usually work at this one particular bar-- it's more like a club, it was really packed last night and almost near the end I saw him dancing with another girl, I didn't confront him or make any eye contact, a part of me wanted to cry another part of me wanted to throw a drink at him and another part of me wanted to swear off men for life.

So it was a great date....

:( excuse me while I go scream into my pillow.

Muddy, I am so sorry.

I bet you looked great and he missed out on getting to know someone special. Of course, you look at it like you dodged having to explain every joke you made because they went over his head.

Muddy, I am so sorry.

I bet you looked great and he missed out on getting to know someone special. Of course, you look at it like you dodged having to explain every joke you made because they went over his head.

Thanks Cat. I just felt like a big ole idiot last night.

I'll laugh about it later, but right now my feelings are hurt:(

Thanks Cat. I just felt like a big ole idiot last night.

I'll laugh about it later, but right now my feelings are hurt:(

You know that we will be here for you whether you need a hanky, shoulder, or dartboard. :)

Try to do something for yourself today. Something that makes you feel good.

I would have thrown a drink at him... while it was still in the bottle.

You know that we will be here for you whether you need a hanky, shoulder, or dartboard. :)

Try to do something for yourself today. Something that makes you feel good.

Thanks Cat-- you're a sweetie ♥

Yeah, I should do something. I want to go to the casino buffet tonight and just eat my feelings for today. ;)

They have the best food cat! From crêpes to pizza to tacos to sushi to seafood to mexican food to cheesecake to pie to soft serve ice cream.. it's a great place to go to if your feeling particularly sad. Haha!

I am really sorry Muddy, he did miss being with a great person. However you missed having to deal further with a jerk.

I am really sorry Muddy, he did miss being with a great person. However you missed having to deal further with a jerk.

That's another way of looking at it.

Oh well.. I just liked him for his accent and because he had a first name as a last name...

Hey guys!

I'll be quick in here.

If you can spare some time, can you have a look at my thread, it's about the essay I did. I'd like your suggestions about how to make it better.

Here's the link: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/active-members/piece-writing-adventure-space-467817.html#post2334230

Sorry to hear your date yesterday wasn't like you would have hoped :(

I don't think this guys deserves you, and like Shazzy, I'd have thrown a drink on to him if I were in your place.

I hope you'll be luckier next time, if ever there is. :)

You are amazing tick. I was wonder what they were called!!!

Well I ended up wearing the all black dress with the ruffles... and knee high boots. It was 7:00 he wasn't there, it became 8:00 he wasn't there. I texted him at 8:30 and I was like "looks like you forgot about me" that's it. He didn't text back and I sat there dressed, waxed and ready, then I got a call from my awesome boss and he asked me to come in to work because one of his other bartenders quit. I don't usually work at this one particular bar-- it's more like a club, it was really packed last night and almost near the end I saw him dancing with another girl, I didn't confront him or make any eye contact, a part of me wanted to cry another part of me wanted to throw a drink at him and another part of me wanted to swear off men for life.

So it was a great date....

:( excuse me while I go scream into my pillow.


What a jerk!! Pff who needs him! So did he see you working the bar? I bet you looked smoking anyway. Besides think of this way, you got paid (working), that other girl is getting played.

Obviously he was a numb skull anyway, I mean that joke about the basement... pure comedy. {{hugs}}

Mud,

I am so so sorry. I can't believe it, what a jerk. I bet you looked really pretty too. It was HIS loss and at least you know what he is about NOW rather than going out with him, really liking him and the finding out.

I love this quote.. "when someone shows you who they are..believe them the first time."

I always made excuses or gave them them a second chance. Don't be like me.

You know that we will be here for you whether you need a hanky, shoulder, or dartboard. :)


God I am really getting bad at this. I couldn't figure out why muddy would need a 'dashboard'... you put 'dartboard'... I was thinking what the h**ll, dashboard...

Send the bugger up here, muddy, we will take care of him in short order. We have ways. We have zebra mussels and big carp and all kinds of evil fish in lake Ontario to bite him.

Tick

another part of me wanted to throw a drink at him.

Fix him one instead. May I recommend a backwards Bloody Mary? That's where you get the tobasco and tomato juice reversed.

Or perhaps a Black Lax Russian? You figure it out.

Aww thanks guys you all are so lovely. I wish I could give you all big giant hugs ♥

No he didn't see me, obviously he didn't because he texted me an hour ago.. he replied, "sry about lst nite had a family emrgncy dont hate me :( "

Yeah right buddy.. I haven't texted him or anything I'll just not give him any more of my time :)

I'm moving to a different city next month guys! It's closer to my hometown [45 min drive] so I can be closer to my best friend who is in a disgusting relationship with this nasty guy. I don't want to live in my hometown because it's not a great place for me to move to but this new city is small and nice and I have a really great friend there ♥

I can't wait! And I start school in September! Ahh life is soooooo good :)

Aww thanks guys you all are so lovely. I wish I could give you all big giant hugs ♥

No he didn't see me, obviously he didn't because he texted me an hour ago.. he replied, "sry about lst nite had a family emrgncy dont hate me :( "

Yeah right buddy.. I haven't texted him or anything I'll just not give him any more of my time :)

I'm moving to a different city next month guys! It's closer to my hometown [45 min drive] so I can be closer to my best friend who is in a disgusting relationship with this nasty guy. I don't want to live in my hometown because it's not a great place for me to move to but this new city is small and nice and I have a really great friend there ♥

I can't wait! And I start school in September! Ahh life is soooooo good :)

You might end up with a few laughs seeing what excuses he can come up with.

It sounds like the move will be good for you. Is Rach excited, yet? Do you have a place to live and do they allow pets? :)

All I can say is I hope your friend wises up before she makes the big mistake.

Aww thanks guys you all are so lovely. I wish I could give you all big giant hugs ♥

No he didn't see me, obviously he didn't because he texted me an hour ago.. he replied, "sry about lst nite had a family emrgncy dont hate me :( "

Yeah right buddy.. I haven't texted him or anything I'll just not give him any more of my time :)

I'm moving to a different city next month guys! It's closer to my hometown [45 min drive] so I can be closer to my best friend who is in a disgusting relationship with this nasty guy. I don't want to live in my hometown because it's not a great place for me to move to but this new city is small and nice and I have a really great friend there ♥

I can't wait! And I start school in September! Ahh life is soooooo good :)

I would text him with something along the lines of, 'your sister's really pretty, and you must be VERY close.'

i would text him with something along the lines of, 'your sister's really pretty, and you must be VERY close.'

Or "That's okay. I had to work last night. The bartender at (name of bar/club) quit and I had to fill his/her shift."

Aww thanks guys you all are so lovely. I wish I could give you all big giant hugs ♥

No he didn't see me, obviously he didn't because he texted me an hour ago.. he replied, "sry about lst nite had a family emrgncy dont hate me :( "

Yeah right buddy.. I haven't texted him or anything I'll just not give him any more of my time :)

I'm moving to a different city next month guys! It's closer to my hometown [45 min drive] so I can be closer to my best friend who is in a disgusting relationship with this nasty guy. I don't want to live in my hometown because it's not a great place for me to move to but this new city is small and nice and I have a really great friend there ♥

I can't wait! And I start school in September! Ahh life is soooooo good :)

Keep those recipes in mind for Mr. Nasty.

Or you could act disgusted that "siblings" were dancing that way. I'm sure the sarcasm would go unnoticed ;)

Ahh another well deserved Reddie. Lol This one was because I corrected her spelling, not because I told her that mating a Chihuahua and GSD was a bad idea... lol... :rolleyes:

Ahh another well deserved Reddie. lol This one was because I corrected her spelling, not because I told her that mating a Chihuahua and GSD was a bad idea... lol.... :rolleyes:

She doesn't like being told to get her dog fixed either. Interesting that she waited until today to start playing reddie games. Wasn't she paying any attention earlier to what was said?

No I don't think so. Funny that the spelling issue was more upsetting than the cold hard facts that were in her face.

Ahh another well deserved Reddie. lol This one was because I corrected her spelling, not because I told her that mating a Chihuahua and GSD was a bad idea... lol.... :rolleyes:

I gave you a greenie... but you shouldn't have insulted her intallegants.. :D.

Is that like a vergina? :D Thanks T. I wonder how old she really is?

Is that like a vergina? :D Thanks T.


Thanks Cat :) :o

Remember, she DID telling you at the 'begging' that she couldn't spell.

**Shuffling feet**, ya I guess I was a little harsh on the ignor... -ah insert nicer word here-.

Thanks Cat :) :o

I had expected the need to 'balance' a reddie from her. :rolleyes:

At least she didn't let me down. Any bets on how long before big sis comes back upset and handing out reddies?

Yea pretty likely eh? I'm surprised it took this long:rolleyes:

Yea pretty likely eh? I'm surprised it took this long:rolleyes:

I wonder if her new thread is about the same gsd she wants to breed? And she wants to get upset because I think they should be 'fixed'.

I know! Major health concern there. Some people just have no clue.

Wow... this place is filling up pretty quick... who is going to create a new chat thread?

Wow... this place is filling up pretty quick... who is going to create a new chat thread?

You want the fun, Blacky?

I just found the BEST rule EVER for a game ^_^

'1. Don't be a d!ck.
I don't think we really need to clarify what a d!ck is, because people who need that sort of clarification are probably d!cks. But for the avoidance of doubt, "don't be a d!ck" also encompasses "don't talk like a d!ck," which is to say omfg dont talk liek dis bcos it makes u look liek a d!ck lol.'

You want the fun, Blacky?

Haha... no thanks... I'm not worthy... Lol! ;)

Hey Cats, some were orange some were red, some were whiteish greyish.

hey Cats, some were orange some were red, some were whiteish greyish.

Didn't get back in time, I see. Okay, the Asian ladybugs take much more exposure for their wings to turn red, which is why large numbers and orange wings indicate Asian bugs.

Native ladybugs turn red after a molt very quickly, and are solitary.

Hmm good to know. It seems all I see now is orange Lady bugs.

55 posts left. Well, 54 now.

53, are we doing a count down again?

we can if you'd like. It would make better sense to start at a lower number, though.








52 ^_^

True :)














51

I am having hummus and roasted red pepper Naan bread. It is so good.











50

For a monent there I thought you said Humans :o











49

Darn it, that's what I forgot. It's 9, I should probably eat dinner, huh?






48

So... I quit my job today. I should probably go back and update my thread... but man does it ever feel good.






47

So...I quit my job today. i should probably go back and update my thread... but man does it ever feel good.






47

I hope you used the tabasco first before you left.

darn it, that's what i forgot. it's 9, i should probably eat dinner, huh?






48

Quick question, did bella mentioning hummas or me mentioning humans make you think of dinner?




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Good to hear bella, I want to ask you about it but your right that would be best for your thread :)

Ha, no. But I printed every last nasty e mail that was sent to me, as well as some nasty emails that were sent from clients about some of the girls I work with, and left them on my bosses printer, as well as forwarded a copy to our national office.

Ha, no. But I printed every last nasty e mail that was sent to me, as well as some nasty emails that were sent from clients about some of the girls I work with, and left them on my bosses printer, as well as forwarded a copy to our national office.

Good :)

What did your boss say? and have you heard anything back from your national office?

quick question, did bella mentioning hummas or me mentioning humans make you think of dinner?




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good to hear bella, i want to ask you about it but your right that would be best for your thread :)

Yes.








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yes.








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Alreet, that's all I needed to know :)










41

I updated my thread.




40

Should I start a new thread before this one ends or does someone else want to do the honors?

39

Should I start a new thread before this one ends or does someone else want to do the honors?

39

Go ahead... but don't forget to pm me on it please... :) I will be in meetings all day tomorrow. Staff meetings and an hour and a half meeting with OSHA training. We need to be re-certified each year...

Will do Stringer, but I'll also post the link right away and at the end of this thread. :)

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STRINGER!

Please remember, that you need to get up SHORTLY! :eek:

Here's the link to the new place.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/altys-chit-chat-thread-part-2-a-467978.html

See you all there.

35

Goodnight everyone.

2nd place isn't too bad... ;)





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Night Joe.

Second place is better then last Blacky. :)

That's my goal on this thread though. Last, so I can post the link one last time.

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Laters Joe..

I would like to come in first 1day... I'll try harder next time...

Not long till the end...


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WHAT? :confused:

Is this thread going to be left dangling out there in cyberspace?

No conclusion? No climax? :eek:

Goodnight everyone.

Goodnight Joesph.

You remind me of Starty, Stringer.

WHAT?! :confused:

Is this thread going to be left dangling out there in cyberspace?!

No conclusion? No climax? :eek:


That will get Alty's attention... I believe... :)

You remind me of Starty, Stringer.

We both know that isn't a bad thing Joesph. :) (22)

I'm sure Alty loves to end things with a Climax...

But that seldom signifies the end with her anyway... ;)

No, it is a very good thing stringer. I need to go to bed soon, I really was going too. Then everybody showed up.

No, it is a very good thing stringer. I need to go to bed soon, I really was going too. Then everybody showed up.

But, I'm a nobody... :o

No, it is a very good thing stringer. I need to go to bed soon, I really was going too. Then everybody showed up.

Because we knew that you were here... actually I should be sawing logs about now... busy, busy day tomorrow. But... :rolleyes:

But, I'm a nobody... :o

Simply not true... everyone stand up for Clough... GET UP!! :D:D:D

Simply not true....everyone stand up for Clough....GET UP!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

I'm up... I'm up...

I'm up... I'm up...

Does that mean that I can lower my '45?

But, I'm a nobody... :o

I feel like that most of the time. Not to my family, and not to the people I care for...

I feel like that most of the time. Not to my family, and not to the people I care for...

An old saying Joe... when you are going threw h*ll don't stop to take pictures... run like it IS h*ll ! :) :)

Originally Posted by Clough
But, I'm a nobody...


I feel like that most of the time. Not to my family, and not to the people I care for...

Really? :confused:

But, I'm a nobody... :o

Not true at all. You are definitely somebody and we're glad to know you.

Now about that climax thing you were talking about. ;)

I'm running about now... 'feet don't fail me now... '

Really I need to hit the pillow... again. :) (Alty)

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I really should go. Alrighty really, goodnight everyone.

Hope you all have fun...

Night Joe

Luv the new Avi :)

Originally Posted by Clough
But, I'm a nobody...


Not true at all. You are definitely somebody and we're glad to know you.

Now about that climax thing you were talking about. ;)

About the climax thing? Well, it kind of goes like...

Hey! I'm cutting out! :confused: Connection's all of a sudden gone bad!

Ben, would you please quit playing around with your keyboard! :eek:

Can't you give a guy a chance? :D

Nine

Are you there, hheath541?

nope ^_~








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I posted something again in your visitor messages.

Saw that. Responded.






5

Do you need to see a doctor? You keep counting... :confused:

Counting down to the end of the tread. Alty wants the last spot so she can post the link to the new thread.





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Is something bad going to happen when you get to zero?

Here's the link to the new chat thread

30642https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/altys-chit-chat-thread-part-2-a-467978.html

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Not quite. THIS is post #1500