You would be on my invite list for sure!

You would be on my invite list for sure!

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SARAH

Hi everyone! I'm in for a sec. I'm going to tuition now. Exams went smoothly at the start, then stressfull... for everyone. That teacher sure does know how to 'shake their students' :eek: Got a mistake I realized later on... bah, nevermind.

Everyone makes mistakes Unky, don't worry about it... and you learned something from it too.

Being our resident genius Unky, you are allowed one mistake buddy. :)

Morning all.

So, what is happening out in the world today besides Obama getting the nobel peace prize and NASA bombing our moon?

Edit: Good Morning Stringer!

Well I am working on an extreme hangover while trying to figure out how certain events unfolded last night... all in all it is an AWFUL Friday. :eek:

Well,if it could go wrong ,it went wrong... universally conspiracy... should have stayed in bed!

So, what is happening out in the world today besides Obama getting the nobel peace prize and NASA bombing our moon?

Edit: Good Morning Stringer!

Umm we can text animals now...
BBC NEWS | Technology | New Yorkers text hi-tech beavers (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8293608.stm)


Sarah

Umm we can text animals now...
BBC NEWS | Technology | New Yorkers text hi-tech beavers (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8293608.stm)


Sarah


Deadly,so I can text the dog and tell him to put the bins out... he thinks he owns the place anyway.

Hey red how did your presentation go?

Hey red how did your presentation go?

I was lined up to go last,arrived soaking wet,and told I was first,with a few changes to my original presentation by my boss, I had time for one read through,got up,lost my train of thought,was dripping onto my notes... as soon as I was finished I left...

Disaster!

In saying all that,a little public humilation is good for building character.

I am getting tires of calling places looking for prices. Yesterday I called Lowe's.

Me: "Can I get a price on a 6 ft t-post?"

Employee: "what is a t-post?"

Today I call Lowe's looking for a price on windows-

Me: "I am looking for a price on a 32"x36" sliding windows"

Employee: " I don't know to much about windows but I will try to help you."

I call a window store-

Me: "I was looking for a price on a 32"x36" sliding windows"

Employee: "We don't sell windows."

I need sleep

I am getting tires of callin places looking for prices. Yesterday I called lowes.

Me: "Can I get a price on a 6 ft t-post?"

Employee: "what is a t-post?"

Today I call Lowes looking for a price on windows-

Me: "I am looking for a price on a 32"x36" sliding windows"

Employee: " I don't know to much about windows but I will try to help you."

I call a window store-

Me: "I was looking for a price on a 32"x36" sliding windows"

Employee: "We don't sell windows."

I need sleep


Have you ever considered stand up adam?

So, what is happening out in the world today besides Obama getting the nobel peace prize and NASA bombing our moon?

Edit: Good Morning Stringer!


Hey Adam.

I am confused, got it for what... talking? When the voting was made he was only in office for two weeks... oh well, don't want to go down that political road this morning. :)

have you ever considered stand up adam?

Do you think it is good enough? Haha

i was lined up to go last,arrived soaking wet,and told i was first,with a few changes to my original presentation by my boss, i had time for one read through,got up,lost my train of thought,was dripping onto my notes....as soon as i was finished i left...

disaster!

in saying all that,a little public humilation is good for building character.

Sorry to hear that Red, but I am sure that you looked sexy wet... just saying. :)

Hey Adam.

I am confused, got it for what...talking? When the voting was made he was only in office for two weeks....oh well, don't want to go down that political road this morning. :)

I don't know either Stringer, I am not a fan and I don't want to go down that road either.

I just figured someone would be amused by the fact that NASA actually bombed the moon.

Stringer thank you... ah sure,its all about the experience and what you learn from it.


Yes adam,if me and sunny were your audience you would crack us up!

i was lined up to go last,arrived soaking wet,and told i was first,with a few changes to my original presentation by my boss, i had time for one read through,got up,lost my train of thought,was dripping onto my notes....as soon as i was finished i left...

disaster!

in saying all that,a little public humilation is good for building character.

Need a hug? :)

stringer thankyou...ah sure,its all about the experience and what you learn from it.


yes adam,if me and sunny were your audience you would crack us up!

Well at least I have 2 fans now. If I ever go on tour I know my first 2 places I am going.

Well atleast I have 2 fans now. If I ever go on tour I know my first 2 places I am going.

You'll get laughs here, too. :)

Need a hug? :)


Thanks... you know if you can't laugh at yourself your in trouble... but today will go down as my worst public speaking experience EVER!

Thanks for the hug.

You'll get laughs here, too. :)

Well, I got my first 3 tour sites lined up.

Sorry to hear that Red, but I am sure that you looked sexy wet....just saying. :)

:eek::eek:

My mind is rotten.


Sarah

:eek::eek:

My mind is rotten.


Sarah

:rolleyes:

:eek::eek:

My mind is rotten.


Sarah

Sarah muddy mudweiser,get your mind out of that gutter,you bold girl!

Actually I was quite hot and wet... but not in a good way.

thanks...you know if you can't laugh at yourself your in trouble....but today will go down as my worst public speaking experience EVER!

thanks for the hug.

Then it is already looking better for the next one. :D

Any time you need a hug, you've got one. :)

Muddy's mind, welcome to my gutter.

Muddy's mind, welcome to my gutter.

I knew he would be there.

So, Still no comment on the moon bombing? Nobody finds that amusing?

stringer thankyou...ah sure,its all about the experience and what you learn from it.


yes adam,if me and sunny were your audience you would crack us up!

I am still laughing about no windows at the window store. Aahh good humor adam.

So, Still no comment on the moon bombing? Nobody finds that amusing?

Only because Mr. Obama got the Peace prize the same day.

I find it amusing but any comments I make about it would probably not be taken the right way (or maybe they would.) :)

I am still laughing about no windows at the window store. aahh good humor adam.

I knew you would laugh over that one!

I am still laughing about no windows at the window store. aahh good humor adam.

Thanks Sunny. I just don't see how there are so many dumb people out there and I manage to talk to all of them.

sarah muddy mudweiser,get your mind out of that gutter,you bold girl!

actually i was quite hot and wet...but not in a good way.

HOT ON TOP
FIRE ON BOTTOM

From what I hear about red heads

I find it amusing but any comments I make about it would probably not be taken the right way (or maybe they would.) :)

Go ahead. Shoot.

So, Still no comment on the moon bombing? Nobody finds that amusing?

Nope... another waste of money in my opinion Adam.

sarah muddy mudweiser,get your mind out of that gutter,you bold girl!

actually i was quite hot and wet...but not in a good way.

Stop it... haha


I think I need to watch some sesame street...


SARAH

I call a window store-

Me: "I was looking for a price on a 32"x36" sliding windows"

Employee: "We don't sell windows."

I need sleep

What do they sell... pains? :confused:

All joking aside, red that sucks about your presentation. But maybe there is something you can learn from it. Like carry an umbrella.

OK resume joking...

HOT ON TOP
FIRE ON BOTTOM

from what i hear about red heads

Ooohhhh yeeahhh,your sex is on fire!

I am dying my hair

I am dying my hair

But then the carpet wouldn't match the drapes.

Redheads unite!

I have an evil and cunning plan pinky,lets take over the world...

but then the carpet wouldn't match the drapes.

What carpet? (winking and giggling)

redheads unite!

i have an evil and cunning plan pinky,lets take over the world....

SSoooooo many comments, but all I can say is

Oops, wrong thread :eek:

Edit: no fair, I didn't see the word "plan"

What carpet? (winking and giggling)

Oh wow, that is more like it.

What carpet? (winking and giggling)

Sounds tasty

Sounds tasty

Eww cats.


I'm out of here.


Sarah

Wow, way to empty a room. Sorry, guys.

Off to lunch,

Hi all! I've got really bad news... my internet is overcharging us too much... by nearly 175% the monthly fee! It may well be the last time, until I find some better way to have the connection at home. :(

Farewell guys!

Oh no unky... surely there's a way around it,have you access to a computer somewhere else?

I do have, it's at the library. The connection is very slow there :(

Right now, I'm not even supposed to be using it. But I have homework that my teacher sent via mail, and notes too, so I took that opportunity...

Unky your part of the furniture here,it would be like the sink or big couch is missing...

I know everyone would miss you... you can use my computer!

I don't know what to say unky.

Nor do I know what to do with that :(

Do you remember the slight overcharge I mention earlier this month or last month? Well, it seems that the company has not said its last words yet :mad:

Make friends with people with good computer access..

We'll vouch for you!

Do you remember the slight overcharge I mention earlier this month or last month? Well, it seems that the company has not said its last words yet :mad:


Bugger.

I'll have to try. The only nearby friend it smaller than me, and is at school the time my exams end up. I can try. You'll know if I come online :)

Ill look out for you,and keep a run down of the key topics,might be difficult,as you know in the words of a legend AMDH-er 'miss a little,miss a lot'.

Try and keep in contact unky.

I have to go pick up the young one,I really hope to talk soon.

I know that some way you will be back, Unky.

I would miss you a lot if you didn't. :(

I'll miss you too, you all! I'll try going to the library tomorrow morning, that's in 12 hours and 15 minutes. :) I need to finish my homework by then.

Ok, I'm logging off now. I hope to be here next morning :)

Sunday - lib closed
Mon - lib closed
Tues - Fri - Lib open from 11.00am to 19,00pm
Sat - Lib open from 9.30am to 15.00pm

Now, I've got school, revision and homework... there's not much free time, but I'll try.

Cya then! :)

No Unky, No. We will miss your absence.

Hey to whoever is here

Unky, buddy, come back soon.

Red, do you have paypal? We could chip in and send him a cell card for his computer.

Why must this day drag on so damn long?

Ok, I just wanted to point out that at this point and time there are 9 questions in the most recent threads about ceiling fans. Isn't that weird?

Some weekends I have seen it with 2 homework, one relationship, a thermostat and ALL the rest ceiling fans.

Ceiling fans?

It snowed here! :(

Ceiling fans?

It snowed here! :(

And I needed the a/c here. Nyah nyah nyah!

And I needed the a/c here. nyah nyah nyah!

I'm going to push you into a snow bank!

I'm going to push you into a snow bank!

What's a snow bank?

What's a snow bank?

:mad:

;);)

What's a snow bank?

Its where people take their snow, and save it up over time and gain 'interest' on it so they have some snow saved up for a rainy day, but with global warming and the climate as it is, it's a very hard time for people and of course we all blame the snow bankers for not investing our snow properly :mad:

its where people take their snow, and save it up over time and gain 'interest' on it so they have some snow saved up for a rainy day, but with global warming and the climate as it is, its a very hard time for people and of course we all blame the snow bankers for not investing our snow properly :mad:

I thought that's what it was. Down here we call them Ice companies.

Edit: Cat is ducking, she's scared of intracontinental ballistic snowballs.

I thought that's what it was. Down here we call them Ice companies.

Edit: Cat is ducking, she's scared of intracontinental ballistic snowballs.

You say toMAto - I say tomAto :)

you say toMAto - i say tomAto :)

Dum de dum de dum

"Let's call the snow thing off..."

you say toMAto - i say tomAto :)

I say snow. :(

How many meters?

How many meters?

LOL! Okay, now you're going to think I'm just a big baby. It wasn't even enough to completely cover the ground, but still... IT SNOWED!! :mad:

You're not even supposed to notice that little, Miz Snowbunny.

LOL! Okay, now you're going to think I'm just a big baby. It wasn't even enough to completely cover the ground, but still......IT SNOWED!!!!!! :mad:

Well send it my way alty I love snow, it's the best weather ever :D

well send it my way alty i love snow, its the best weather ever :D

You can have it. I won't be banking it this year, I'll send it to you. :)

I hate winter. The only good thing about winter is Christmas.

Snow sucks.

It really sucks!:(

You can have it. I won't be banking it this year, I'll send it to you. :)

I hate winter. The only good thing about winter is Christmas.

Snow sucks.

It really sucks!:(

But... I thought if you lived in canada you loved snow by default :(

The bad news, Alty, is that it will call peoples' need for flu shots to mind.

but.....i thought if you lived in canada you loved snow by default :(

No, not true. If you live in Canada you tolerate the snow. You learn to live with the snow. You never love the snow. In fact, it's a law that you must complain about the snow every single day that it's on the ground.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Now duck, I just threw a snow ball at you!

Ouch! That had to hurt. ;)

Cts
That joke you just posted was sooooo bad :rolleyes:

the bad news, alty, is that it will call peoples' need for flu shots to mind.

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Cts
That joke you just posted was sooooo bad :rolleyes:

Does that mean you understood it?

Okay, I'm feeling blonde here. Let me in on the funny. I'm lost. :(

Cts
That joke you just posted was sooooo bad :rolleyes:

He asked for a joke for a 10 year old. That one, only 10 year olds understand.

Does that mean you understood it?

Okay, I'm feeling blonde here. Let me in on the funny. I'm lost. :(

Read the lyrics to "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" and remember that Julian wrote it when he was 10.

No, not true. If you live in Canada you tolerate the snow. You learn to live with the snow. You never love the snow. In fact, it's a law that you must complain about the snow every single day that it's on the ground.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Now duck, I just threw a snow ball at you!

Ouch! That had to hurt. ;)

Awwwwww alty I feel sorry for you now :( how can anyone not love snow?

I have a feeeling you'll beat me in a snowball fight since you've had a lot more practice than I have :D

He asked for a joke for a 10 year old. That one, only 10 year olds understand.

I'm going to read it to my son. :)

Does that mean you understood it?

Okay, I'm feeling blonde here. Let me in on the funny. I'm lost. :(

The really silly thing is I read it about 10 times trying to figure it out :rolleyes:


Hey bear , long time :cool:

awwwwww alty i feel sorry for you now :( how can anyone not love snow?

i have a feeeling youll beat me in a snowball fight since youve had a lot more practice than i have :D

Bear, live with snow for around 8 months out of the year, trust me, you won't love it anymore.

I love green grass, flowers, blue skies, a gentle breeze, heat. :)

In winter everything is white. The trees are white, the sky is white, the ground is white. It's too much white. I like color.

Here, this is a picture of my winter wonderland. Not this year, not yet, but this is what it looks like;

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This picture was taken in April, 2007. APRIL!! :(

The really silly thing is i read it about 10 times trying to figure it out :rolleyes:


:

It Worked!

Cats, those are snow banks. ;)

The really silly thing is i read it about 10 times trying to figure it out :rolleyes:


Hey bear , long time :cool:

So it really does sort of make sense kind of?

Darnit.

I'm going back to read it again.

Where's my beer?

You mean you emptied out that fridge full I gave you yesterday?

It Worked!


LOL... yes it did cats :o


I will get you back ;)


Be aware , we need more wares :cool:

Cats, those are snow banks. ;)

Naw, those are snow drifts.

This is a bank

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The really silly thing is i read it about 10 times trying to figure it out :rolleyes:


Hey bear , long time :cool:

Hi M, feels like it too :)


Bear, live with snow for around 8 months out of the year, trust me, you won't love it anymore.

I love green grass, flowers, blue skies, a gentle breeze, heat. :)

In winter everything is white. The trees are white, the sky is white, the ground is white. It's too much white. I like color.

Here, this is a picture of my winter wonderland. Not this year, not yet, but this is what it looks like;

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This picture was taken in April, 2007. APRIL!!!!! :(

I bet you I will :D

And that it a beautiful pic

You mean you emptied out that fridge full i gave you yesterday??

:o

I'm a lush! :o

Naw, those are snow drifts.

This is a bank

25375

That's a cooler.

Here in Canada, we don't use those, we just go outside, grab a fist full of snow and use that to cool off our drinks. :)

and that it a beautiful pic

Bear, I was crying when I took that picture.

The sad thing is, the snow had all melted. It was gone. Spring was in the air. It was April. I woke up that morning and couldn't get out my door. :(

The kids were thrilled.

I was not amused.

That's a cooler.

Here in Canada, we don't use those, we just go outside, grab a fist full of snow and use that to cool off our drinks. :)

It's about as close as we get in Carolina. So far we're up to almost a foot this decade.

Bear, I was crying when I took that picture.

The sad thing is, the snow had all melted. It was gone. Spring was in the air. It was April. I woke up that morning and couldn't get out my door. :(

The kids were thrilled.

I was not amused.

:(

It's about as close as we get in Carolina. So far we're up to almost a foot this decade.

A foot in a decade?

A measley foot! In a decade!

Tell Cat to duck, I'm starting a snow ball war with you! :(

A foot in a decade?!

A measley foot!? In a decade!?

Tell Cat to duck, I'm starting a snow ball war with you! :(

But but but... we got no snowballs

Unless you like the ones with raspberry syrup

But but but ... we got no snowballs

Unless you like the ones with raspberry syrup

I didn't say that it would be a fair fight. :cool:

Well I guess I'm going to head off for the night, cya al later :)

Thanks for chatting with me, appreciate it :)

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Tasty?

well i guess im gonna head off for the night, cya al later :)

thanks for chatting with me, appreciate it :)

TTFN Mr. Bear.

well i guess im gonna head off for the night, cya al later :)

thanks for chatting with me, appreciate it :)

I miss you Bear.

Don't be such a stranger.

I know where you live. Sort of. Don't make me haul butt to your place and drag you out. :)

I will.

I really will.

Okay, I would, if I had a passport.

Sigh. :(

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Tasty?

Anything with the word snow in it is my enemy!

So Alty's now got an enemy :cool:

So Alty's now got an enemy :cool:

Clever boy.

Dead boy... but clever. :cool:

Anything with the word snow in it is my enemy!

Here's a target.

The Bunny Dance Product (http://www.citylightscollectibles.com/citylights/product.asp?s_id=0&prod_name=The+Bunny+Dance&pf_id=PABFIBPFNPBNLOFL&dept_id=3147)

Here's a target.

The Bunny Dance Product (http://www.citylightscollectibles.com/citylights/product.asp?s_id=0&prod_name=The+Bunny+Dance&pf_id=PABFIBPFNPBNLOFL&dept_id=3147)

I couldn't hit that. It's cute.

Your hubby is a better target. :)

I couldn't hit that. It's cute.

Your hubby is a better target. :)

And a bigger one. :D

And a bigger one. :D

Be honest with me. I'm a wife too. Wouldn't you just love to smack him with a nice
Cold, hard, white snowball?

Ya you would. :)

Be honest with me. I'm a wife too. Wouldn't you just love to smack him with a nice
cold, hard, white snowball?

Ya you would. :)

That would necessitate actually going out in the snow (when we get any... I HATE ice). So, nope. :)

That would necessitate actually going out in the snow (when we get any...I HATE ice). So, nope. :)

You hold him down, I'll get the snow. It's team work. :)

OMG!

I just looked outside.

It's snowing again!! :(

Stupid country. :(

You hold him down, I'll get the snow. It's team work. :)

Hold him down... maybe. Distract him... definitely! :D

... and he goes for the laptop.

Hold him down...maybe. Distract him...definitely! :D

...and he goes for the laptop.

Wrong thread? :confused:

Wrong thread? :confused:

Nope, I know where the Honor Harrington books are. :)

Nope, I know where the Honor Harrington books are. :)

Books about the military?

This helps how?

Still confused.

Oh... look... Beer! :)

Nope, I know where the Honor Harrington books are. :)

But they're also on cd

I share him with David Weber's character. I almost dread the next book coming out. Well, not really.

Oh...look...Beer! :)

:cool:

Y'know, M

Have you ever thought of making it the "Beer Lab" in your sig?

Experimental Stouts make for wild evenings.

Okay, I'm a Robert McCammon, Jean M Auel, Sandra Brown etc. kind of girl. :)

I'm also a "didn't eat today, but had two beers and am now feeling it" kind of girl.

That was so grammatically incorrect.

Ooooh, the letters are going by so fast.

Weeee! :)

Beer + Alty = fun

Woo Hoo!!

Y'know, M

Have you ever thought of making it the "Beer Lab" in your sig?
.

No not really , do you think that'd work ;)

Beer + Alty = fun

Woo Hoo!!!

It does?

I thought Beer + Alty = trouble.

Giggle, do you know how long it took me to find the plus key?

Weee! :)

No not really , do you think that'd work ;)

So long as you keep your avi, it might.

No not really , do you think that'd work ;)

You did it!

Is that spelled right?

There's a thingamabob on the bottom of my screen. I pressed the wrong button and the doohickey came up. It says "Find: FG" who's FG? Why do I want to find him/her?

I pressed it.

Ooh, it turned orangish pink.

This is fun. :p

Got to pee.

I'll be back.

TMI?

Blllffff! :)

Blllffff! :)

Who?

Bluffing is poker.

Who?

Bluffing is poker.

That wasn't bluffing, that was a bllfff. When you stick out your tongue and spit a little bit.

You know. Blllfffff. :cool:

Checking in...

Good morning everyone! Heading out on the town today, yes today, nothing wrong with afternoon fun and some late lunch with the girlies.

Be bad and rock the castle red I am checking back later to see the chaos.

Checking out...


Oh wait I like this better


gone fishing

Been out gardening,my head is hoping from fumes... spots!

No one here to play with.

I',m here :D

I'm also going a bit nutty from some fumes...

Fly spray fumes!

My dogs have fleas... AGAIN!! GRRRRRR

It's coming up to summer too, that means they are going to breed like crazy if I can't get rid of them again :(

I bought a fly spray stuff that treats carpets and I have drowned the house in it!

I was spraying weeds,a mask? Why do I need a mask,only wusses wear a mask... faint... spots...

Idiot that I am.

Fleas are a bloody curse, where the hell do they get them,I got peader injected,stronghold? Its meant to stop fleas and worms for 6 months... 6 months my ar*s.

Ooooh yes I did weed spraying yesterday, mine was just one of those ones where you clip the container onto your hose so it wasn't very smelly.

Unless you are seeing pink elephants I think you are fine...

What's that, you can see the elephants...

AGH!!

(oh and yep, I do advantage month-by-month treatments... I swear they only work for a few days :rolleyes: now I have to get them wormed again, AND I will have to get worming tablets for me and vaughn, grrr)

What,worming tablets for you too!

That is too gross shaz.

Too much information... ewww.

Ichy bottom?

Hahaha no, just as a precaution, my butt is itch free :p

I haven't had worming tablets since I was little... don't even know what I have to ask for when I go to buy them :o

Hahaha no, just as a precaution, my butt is itch free :p

I haven't had worming tablets since I was little... don't even know what I have to ask for when I go to buy them :o


Get them check your bottom!

I would be more concerned who heard me ask for worming tablets for me,then asking the chemist...

Just go in and say, hey, I think I have worms,got any stuff I can take!

Fair play to you shaz,I think id perfer the worms to eat me.

Hey guys.

Sigh


Sarah

Hey muddy,shaz has worms.

hey muddy,shaz has worms.

Ooo that's not good!

I'll go back to read what's up!


Gah thanks for answering my Q red... about the cat guy.

I kind of like him but then his cat thing kind of bugs me- ha.

Last time it was a guy with a foot thing... why can't I find a "normal" guy.

Haha

Sarah

normal is subjective...

as a teenager a normal guy to me,wore black eyeliner black clothes and was very morbid..

in my 20's,they drank a lot and just used me for sex, yes that's what I thought a normal guy was..

in my 30's, two legs a head and a job = normal.

I have never seen a "normal" guy before. They don't exist.

I have never seen a "normal" guy before. They don't exist.

Okay someone that:
Has some of the same interests as me...
Is nice
Is loyal
Not into any fetishes...


Lol that's all I ask for. Haha

I guess I'm just going to have to... wait?

Sarah

Okay someone that:
has some of the same interests as me...
is nice
is loyal
not into any fetishes....


lol that's all I ask for. haha

I guess I'm just gonna have to ...wait?

Sarah

You will have to let me know what your interests are (besides mudding and budweiser), and then I can let you know your estimated wait time. :D

Checking in ...

Good morning everyone! Heading out on the town today, yes today, nothing wrong with afternoon fun and some late lunch with the girlies.

Be bad and rock the castle red I am checking back later to see the chaos.

Checking out...


oh wait I like this better


gone fishing

Have fun Sunny, Marta is going out tonight with the girls too...

hey muddy,shaz has worms.

HEY!

I do not :p

Now I have to read back and catch up lol...

Okay someone that:
has some of the same interests as me...
is nice
is loyal
not into any fetishes....


lol that's all I ask for. haha

I guess I'm just gonna have to ...wait?

Sarah

Your question will be answered by the next available "normal" operator. Your estimated wait time is...

You will have to let me know what your interests are (besides mudding and budweiser), and then I can let you know your estimated wait time. :D

I like to be outdoors.
I like learning.
I like school.
I like social situations, like community events; i.e. ribfest, jazz fest...
I like spontaneity.
I like lazy Sundays.
I like sports.
I like animals, like going horseback riding, dolphin swimming, walking the dog... etc.
I like working on cars-- learning part I find so fun.
I like um... just having fun with whatever comes my way

... that's all I can think of.

Time frame please...

[ahem 190 years]


Sarah

I like to be outdoors.
I like KCTiger
I like learning.
I like school.
I like social situations, like community events; i.e. ribfest, jazz fest....
I like spontaneity.
I like lazy Sundays.
I like sports.
I like animals, like going horseback riding, dolphin swimming, walking the dog... etc.
I like working on cars-- learning part I find so fun.
I like um... just having fun with whatever comes my way

... that's all I can think of.

Time frame please...

[ahem 190 years]




Sarah

Really... you should have just said so earlier ;)

Really...you should have just said so earlier ;)

Haha hey.. you edited that!

I said a lot!


;)

Sarah

haha hey.. you edited that!

I said a lot!


;)

Sarah

You see Muddy, what you need is a guy like me:

Unbelievably attractive yet humble in a sarcastic way... a man of the people who can make you laugh but still have time to cure cancer and end world hunger... a man who is as passionate in bed as he is while watching his favorite football team... am man, in short, that knows when to shut up and just open your next beer. :)

You see Muddy, what you need is a guy like me:

Unbelievably attractive yet humble in a sarcastic way...a man of the people who can make you laugh but still have time to cure cancer and end world hunger...a man who is as passionate in bed as he is while watching his favorite football team...am man, in short, that knows when to shut up and just open your next beer. :)

So where can I sign up to get one youse ;)


Sarah

So where can I sign up to get one youse ;)


Sarah

A time and place is yet to be determined :p

You see Muddy, what you need is a guy like me:

Unbelievably attractive yet humble in a sarcastic way...a man of the people who can make you laugh but still have time to cure cancer and end world hunger...a man who is as passionate in bed as he is while watching his favorite football team...am man, in short, that knows when to shut up and just open your next beer. :)

Quite the C.V.


Its amazing that your not already snapped up!

Why is it an wonderful specimen of the male species is still available?

quite the C.V.


its amazing that your not already snapped up!

why is it an wonderful specimen of the male species is still available?

That is a very good question. I myself wonder that from time to time, then reality hits me and I realize what a royal pain in the a$$ I am to deal with.

quite the C.V.


its amazing that your not already snapped up!

why is it an wonderful specimen of the male species is still available?

He likes to have his options?


Sarah

He likes to have his options?


Sarah

He's afraid of girls. :D

He's afraid of girls. :D

You may have a valid point. ;)

You may have a valid point. ;)

I have two points, right on top of my head. :D

I have two points, right on top of my head. :D

I wasn't thinking on the top of your head, but I can see that.

j-lo to the rescue kc!

Your muse has arrived kc.

Miss lo I'm delighted to see you.

AMHD is like a buffet of beautiful and caring women... I feel like a kid in the candy store, not knowing how to keep my hands to myself.

AMHD is like a buffet of beautiful and caring women...I feel like a kid in the candy store, not knowing how to keep my hands to myself.

That's why I keep a fly swatter handy... but if I'm really bold,maybe a litte slap on the bottom.

j-lo to the rescue kc!

your muse has arrived kc.

miss lo im delighted to see you.

Thanks. I'm delighted to be here. :)

I'm not sure how I'm rescuing KC though - more like teasing him. Unless you mean from Muddy... sorry if I ruined your fun, KC. Go ahead - I'll just watch. ;)

Muddy never flirts with me... she has some sort of affliction with only wanting an abnormal guy... heaven forbid she at least throw a bone my way.

Poor ole me!

Muddy never flirts with me...she has some sort of affliction with only wanting an abnormal guy...heaven forbid she at least throw a bone my way.

Poor ole me!!


Nah, you have enough girls on the boards that throw themselves at you.

I would just be excess ;)


Sarah

Muddy never flirts with me...she has some sort of affliction with only wanting an abnormal guy...heaven forbid she at least throw a bone my way.

Poor ole me!!

Time to get your freak on. (I need a little devil smiley here.)

:D
Nah, you have enough girls on the boards that throw themselves at you.

I would just be excess ;)


Sarah

Your beauty is in itself enchanting. No way you are excess... I am sure I could make room :D

Besides, I seem to remember the amount of guys throwing themselves at you on here is almost ridiculous.

It's all good though. We can still be friends ;)

Time to get your freak on. (I need a little devil smiley here.)

I can hear that Pablo song, "Freak-a-leak" (sp?) right now...

:D

Your beauty is in itself enchanting. No way you are excess... I am sure I could make room :D

Eww I didn't like that. That sounded Nip/Tucky. Ha I love that show. Christian Troy is... yum.



Besides, I seem to remember the amount of guys throwing themselves at you on here is almost ridiculous.

Meh- it's a daily occurrence -haha kidding.



It's all good though. We can still be friends ;)

Of course we will -- big hugs.

Sarah

Of course we will -- big hugs.

Sarah

Just made my day :D

Hahaha sooooo cat guy.

I tried saying sorry. It went like this:

Ring Ring Ring

Guy: Hello?

Me: Hi, it's me. I just wanted to say sorry for being such a jerk.

Guy: Oh yea... about what?

Me:... your cats..

Guy: Meh it's all right, I love my cats.

A scoff and a giggle comes out

Me: sorry. I'm just not used to it.

Guy: You know you are a jerk. I'll call you some other time.

Me: Whatever- go have sex with your cats freak show.

-click-

... yeah.. I don't see a relationship in the near future.

Sigh.

Sarah

Whatever Muddy... you need to be positive. That sounds like a marriage in the works ;) (and a reality show on the side)

I win! Giggle. :)

Captians log 10 of October 2009.

The crew of askmehelpdesk have been taken over by the skin lightening thread,alty has sent a crew to investigate...

We await their return.

Curlyben and scottben are currently monitoring the situation.

Fear for the crew is becoming critical!

The klingons are coming...

Seems like I was just here not too long ago. ;)

Yeah, I'm drinking again.
Cheers!

I feel like I've been sent to the corner, but at least I have good company. :D

Okay, where'd Alty go?

captians log 10 of october 2009.

the crew of askmehelpdesk have been taken over by the skin lightening thread,alty has sent a crew to investigate...

we await their return.

curlyben and scottben are currently monitoring the situation.

fear for the crew is becoming critical!!

the klingons are coming..........

I did what?

Who?

When?

Star trek? Really? :(

I feel like I've been sent to the corner, but at least I have good company. :D

:o

It was for your own good.

Better that I tell you guys to stop then Ben or Rick. They can do bad things to you, I can't. ;)

Only Klingon I know personally is a masochist in Munich.

Okay, where'd Alty go?

Present! :D

Only Klingon I know personally is a masochist in Munich.

I really want to say something about Cling ons but... can't... biting lip... bleeding lip... must be good... ARRRRGH! :(

Anyway, JLo, did Carolyn explain my new sig? I'm so proud of you.

bleeding lip.....must be good :(

You have more in common with her than I thought.

I had a cling on... he was a leech,sucked me dry... and it was'nt fun.

Pull up a stool j-lo, cyber wine on me.. drink up your fallen behind.

Speaking of signatures, I've been thinking about changing mine.

Everyone knows that Starby is gone, I'm starting to get PM's from nasty newbies telling me to "get over it already" and worse. I think it may be time to go to something less sad.

Opinions?

i had a cling on...he was a leech,sucked me dry....and it was'nt fun.

pull up a stool j-lo, cyber wine on me..drink up your fallen behind.

My dog had a cling on. I had to cut away the fur around his butt.

Oops.

I stopped biting my lip. :o

Speaking of signatures, I've been thinking about changing mine.

Everyone knows that Starby is gone, I'm starting to get PM's from nasty newbies telling me to "get over it already" and worse. I think it may be time to go to something less sad.

Opinions?

Leave the poem

Leave the poem

You like the poem?

Really?

I wrote it in around 3 minutes.

Speaking of signatures, I've been thinking about changing mine.

Everyone knows that Starby is gone, I'm starting to get PM's from nasty newbies telling me to "get over it already" and worse. I think it may be time to go to something less sad.

Opinions?


What a shower of shankie smelly wuss's...

Damn straight they would not post in public...

The cheek.

You like the poem?

Really?

I wrote it in around 3 minutes.

Really Really (Mike Myers Shrek)

The RIP and the link are getting a little shopworn.

Speaking of signatures, I've been thinking about changing mine.

Everyone knows that Starby is gone, I'm starting to get PM's from nasty newbies telling me to "get over it already" and worse. I think it may be time to go to something less sad.

Opinions?

In all fairness alty you have whatever you want in your sig, and don't change it just because some snotty little newbies are b1tching about it

what a shower of shankie smelly wuss's...

damn straight they would not post in public...

the cheek.

You've been at the pub HOW long and you can still type that?

Anyway, JLo, did Carolyn explain my new sig? I'm so proud of you.

I don't know that she explained it, but I think I understand it. Just wait - you will be more proud of me. :)

I don't know that she explained it, but I think I understand it. Just wait - you will be more proud of me. :)

(This will date me)

You go, girl.

in all fairness alty you have whatever you want in your sig, and dont change it just because some snotty little newbies are b1tching about it

I agree. Who are they to say what you can put in your sig? :mad:

Really Really (Mike Myers Shrek)

The RIP and the link are getting a little shopworn.

They are.

I just think it's time for some happy. There's been so much sad lately, we need happy.

Besides, it snowed! I need happy!

Starby would want something that makes everyone smile. That's who she was. Our little jokester. :)

what a shower of shankie smelly wuss's...

damn straight they would not post in public...

the cheek.

LMAO!

Shankie smelly wuss's. I love it. Now I want to put that in my sig. :)

You've been at the pub HOW long and you can still type that?

I've had a few,but it took me a few minutes to write...

in all fairness alty you have whatever you want in your sig, and dont change it just because some snotty little newbies are b1tching about it

Thanks Bear Bum. :)

It's not just because of those idiots, I think it's time.

I'll never forget her, no one will, I don't need a sig to say that.

I just don't want anyone else to be hurt if I remove it and go for something more
Cheerful.

What would Alty's happy sig be?


Oops, wrong thread -- :eek:

What would Alty's happy sig be?


Oops, wrong thread -- :eek:

That's not my sig, that's my motto. ;)

That's not my sig, that's my motto. ;)

Tell the truth, you had Scott install it on your computer so you only had to push like F8 and it types itself out, didn't you.

Tell the truth, you had Scott install it on your computer so you only had to push like F8 and it types itself out, didn't you.

Never!

I would never ask any of the men on this site to do something for me.

I can do things for myself. I don't have to bat my little eyes, pout, whine or any
Of those things.

Nope, never!

You believe me, right?

Check out the new sig, tell me what you think.

It made me giggle. :)

Never!

I would never ask any of the men on this site to do something for me.

I can do things for myself. I don't have to bat my little eyes, pout, whine or any
of those things.

Nope, never!

You believe me, right?

Check out the new sig, tell me what you think.

It made me giggle. :)

I believe the last one, about why you laugh.

Hey alty,its good but it needs something a little caustic to give it that alty flavour.. dont over do the nice..

hey alty,its good but it needs something a little caustic to give it that alty flavour..dont over do the nice..

I was being nice? :eek:

OMG! Did I lose my edge?

Help!!

You could just sign GBCB and let the newbs wonder

You could just sign GBCB and let the newbs wonder

:eek:

I am no longer GBCB. I am now RHG. :)

:eek:

I am no longer GBCB. I am now RHG. :)

:confused::confused::confused:

To be honest it's a little washy for you...

Your tough and take no prisoners...

Your signature will not match your sharp posts and wit...

I'm a little disappointed.

I thing I was hoping for..

'listen you shower of wa*ks.. when you can cut wire with your tongue,then you can pm me, I want a 100 scalps before you even breathe in my direction'... or something like that.

* =n

:confused::confused::confused:

Really Hot Girl, henceforth known as RHG. :)

to be honest its a little washy for you...

your tough and take no prisoners...

your signature will not match your sharp posts and wit...

im a little disappointed.

i thing i was hoping for..

'listen you shower of wa*ks..when you can cut wire with your tongue,then you can pm me, i want a 100 scalps before you even breathe in my direction'.... or something like that.

I don't want to scare everyone away.

I can be nice. Really I can. Can't I? I've been nice. Haven't I? OMG! Am I always mean? Am I? Answer me damnit! :(

Really Hot Girl, henceforth known as RHG. :)

RHG

Alty

RHG

Alty

I like Alty, it's easier to type.

A little unapproachable actually,in the beginning,but your sound... you speck your mind,but don't be nice just to be nice,I don't buy into this thing where everyone is nice,that's a load of cr*p..

Everyone is not nice. How boring would that be.

I feel you alty... I feel your pain...

Starby was your friend... tell evryone to go to hell.. what would she say if she saw that sig... she'd laugh.

Or would she? I don't know.

You guys work it out. I've got to run off for a bit. TTFN

Later cats

I don't want to scare everyone away.

I can be nice. Really I can. Can't I? I've been nice. Haven't I? OMG! Am I always mean? Am I? Answer me damnit! :(

I think you're nice. A little unreasonable about snowballs. But nice. :)

Speaking of signatures, I've been thinking about changing mine.

Everyone knows that Starby is gone, I'm starting to get PM's from nasty newbies telling me to "get over it already" and worse. I think it may be time to go to something less sad.

Opinions?

Yes, I have an opinion...

Pick a character; movie star, cartoon character, world figure, etc that has quotes that are close to who and what you are... :).

Or you could get a Beer Truck ;)

Or you could get a Beer Truck ;)

Ha, M you just aced me... good one. However, we would never see her... beer truck + Alty... she would be very busy.

Wow, you guys talked a lot until yesterday.

Good Morning though, oh and Colts are now 5-0

Wow, you guys talked alot until yesterday.

Good Morning though, oh and Colts are now 5-0

Morning Adam,

Yeah, it was a vey slow weekend here. I've got a very busy business day ahead of me today, I probably won't be on much today either.

Yes, your Colts did great as usual yesterday, congrats. I am enthralled with these Denver Bronco's, there is something special and maybe magical about this team. Again they won in the final minutes and beat the NE Pats, they are also 5-0.

Bears had a week off, they play next Sunday evening... 4-1.

Stringer

Morning Adam,

Yeah, it was a vey slow weekend here. I've got a very busy business day ahead of me today, I probably won't be on much today either.

Yes, your Colts did great as usual yesterday, congrats. I am enthralled with these Denver Bronco's, there is something special and maybe magical about this team. Again they won in the final minutes and beat the NE Pats, they are also 5-0.

Bears had a week off, they play next Sunday evening...4-1.

Stringer

Yes I watched a bit of that broncos vs. pats game and When I was watching they were losing 10-0 I think or maybe that was another game. I can't remember but I was impressed to see this morning that they pulled away with the win. They really did a good job holding Moss to 1 catch and keeping Bradys yards down. How many teams are undefeated still? I was thinking it was the Colts, Vikings, Broncos, Giants, Jets? I might be wrong on the jets. Is there anyone else I missed?

Ok, I lokked it up and the Saints are still undefeated, they beat the Jets last week ending their streak. Saints vs. Giants next week. Should be a good one.

Yes I watched a bit of that broncos vs. pats game and When I was watching they were losing 10-0 I think or maybe that was another game. I can't remember but I was impressed to see this morning that they pulled away with the win. They really did a good job holding Moss to 1 catch and keeping Bradys yards down. How many teams are undefeated still? I was thinking it was the Colts, Vikings, Broncos, Giants, Jets? I might be wrong on the jets. Is there anyone else I missed?

N.O. is 4-0. Jets are 3-1, they play Miami tonight. And sorry I said that the Bears were 4-1, they are 3-1... off this week.

N.O. is 4-0. Jets are 3-1, they play Miami tonight. And sorry I said that the Bears were 4-1, they are 3-1...off this week.

I was thinking that and picked it up easily enough to figure out what you meant. Who do Bears play next week?

I was thinking that and picked it up easily enough to figure out what you meant. Who do Bears play next week?

At Atlanta.. They are 3-1 also...

Sigh

Football so early

sigh

football so early

Ha ha, didn't know that you were here hon, we know the 'rules'... sorry. :)

Hi Stringer

I am just popping in. I am off today and its so beautiful here. Leaves are bright and shining and its sunny.

Guess I have been called to go play for a bit.

Carry on...

Hey adam by adam

Hi Stringer

I am just popping in. I am off today and its so beautiful here. Leaves are bright and shining and its sunny.

Guess I have been called to go play for a bit.

Carry on...

hey adam by adam

Hi Sunny, have a great day hon.

We have had cold for a few days now. Last night it was 30 degress. Today will be overcast and about 48...

How did you get a day off ? I've got so much to do today...

I... I... I don't know what I was goingto say anymore.