Sup.


Sarah

Hey Muddy. What you up to?

Hey Muddy. What you up to?

Listening to Metric:
YouTube - Metric - Glass Ceiling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axiBDi-5euY&feature=related)

Eating fruit loops:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:lhUiW9bUu5rYAM:http://www.jennag.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fruit-loop.jpg

Just your basic lounging around.

I'm quite the lazy one today. If only you could see me I'm basically laying on the couch with my head on the arm rest the laptop on my lap and cereal bowl on my chest. Haha it's quite the image for productivity.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:dxX4i6p7RudiAM:http://skirt.com/files/u566/HomerIzLazyAzz.gif

Sarah

Hi Sarah! Bye Sunny, 'Bon Appetit' :)

Sounds like a perfect Monday for me! Enjoy Muddy. Love the pictures by the way, as if we needed an illustration... fruit loops do rock however! ;)

Good morning to the rest of my fellow AMHDers! I am doing my best to advocate mandatory three day weekends off for my office. Mondays are horrific :eek:

Have fun, Sunny.

Hi, Muddy and Kc.

I'm glad the day is going well, Unky.

Adam, no problem on the 's'. Just don't want people getting more confused than they are. (Is that even possible?) :D

I seen a fruit loop commercial on TV the other day and have been craving them ever since. I really want some now. Dang it.

KC, I have been trying to get every Friday off for ever. Me and this girl came up with a plan to shorten our days and get every other Friday off and still have the same hours. She then screwed up on her part and I am actually quite pissed as I am typing this

I don't mind Fridays. It is Mondays that tic me off. I seem to have a constant case of the "Mondays" every Monday I work. :cool:

Why do I have the urge to play Manic Monday, now?

I don't mind fridays too much either. My first plan was that one of us take off every Monday and the other take off every Friday. That would be nice.

Illustrations are better.

AMHD is mostly words, why not add a little picture with the words.


I still read books with pictures in it. I read "Snuggle Puppy" last night- it was a pretty good read, I never saw that ending coming.

Sarah

I'm off to lunch now. I keep thinking about food and I am starving. I have no idea what to eat.

Why do I have the urge to play Manic Monday, now?

'tell me why I don't like mondays' boomtown rats.. deadly song.

Manic Monday was... grrrr,girl with the curly hair?

Never read that book Muddy, but I will have to write that one down, sounds very interesting.

I do agree, too many words become boring, so spicing it up with pics is always welcome!

Never read that book Muddy, but I will have to write that one down, sounds very interesting.

I do agree, too many words become boring, so spicing it up with pics is always welcome!

Man... do I ever wish I could lay with down with this guy.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/SMCVq9Wx97I/AAAAAAAAVUU/OV4LtW72yxM/s400/readingrainbow_lavar.jpg

Forget about laying around with money... I choose easy read books instead.

::I think there's a karma sutra book laying around somewhere.. another book for the easy readers::


Haha.


Sarah

Man...do I ever wish I could lay with down with this guy.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/SMCVq9Wx97I/AAAAAAAAVUU/OV4LtW72yxM/s400/readingrainbow_lavar.jpg

Forget about laying around with money... I choose easy read books instead.

::I think there's a karma sutra book laying around somewhere.. another book for the easy readers::


haha.


Sarah

Hmmm... now I see your style.

Didn't realize books turned you on. :cool:

Hi KC!

The threads for J-Lo got deleted! Does anyone know what happened?

Had something to do with legal reasons. I heard a legal expert deleted them.

'tell me why i dont like mondays' boomtown rats..deadly song.

manic monday was ...grrrr,girl with the curly hair?

The Bangles. YouTube - Bangles - Manic Monday - 1986 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s48kuKLf0mE)

The Bangles. YouTube - Bangles - Manic Monday - 1986 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s48kuKLf0mE)

I actually hate that song.

I much rather listen to Heidi Montag. Hahah


Sarah

Well, okay... thanks KC

Legal reasons- makes sense I guess.

Ladee dum.

I'm still here.

Guess the conversation died.



Sarah

Seemed to Sarah... my mouse keep freezing and I have to restart the puter each time... :(

Still here Muddy, or Sarah, whichever one you prefer

Argh, so we won't get to be filled in on J-Lo until she returns if she does decide to come back to us?

JLo will be back, I promise you that. Unfortunately it is just best to keep some of the details a bit more confidential than originally intended.

JLo will be back, I promise you that. Unfortunately it is just best to keep some of the details a bit more confidential than originally intended.

Gotcha

JLo will be back, I promise you that. Unfortunately it is just best to keep some of the details a bit more confidential than originally intended.

That makes me feel better. :)

Hey Cat. We should call you kitty. Haha, it is easier

Adam you can call me kitty.

Sunny?

I have been in and out all day,cant seem to get a good run at it.

Oh well I just decided to come back in. My mood is still sticking. I hate to bring the castle down.

But hey I am sipping a juice so its calming my bit#$ness a bit. Lol

Juice meaning beer

Want a smoke, although I'm nearly burned out at this stage.

Ghost whisperer is on,the kids love it.

Go melinda,get the ghosties!

Jennifer Love Huget!ts...

Sorry, had to be said.

Well I don't smoke. But I got to tell you I will take a Swisher Sweet by a bonfire any night. (cigar) Yep I do. Funny as all hell to see.

Well I dont smoke. But I gotta tell ya I will take a Swisher Sweet by a bonfire any night. (cigar) Yep I do. Funny as all hell to see.

Never would have pegged you as a Swisher gal... :cool:

Jennifer Love Huget!ts...

Sorry, had to be said.

Lucky her.
So jealous of Huget!ts...

Never would have pegged you as a Swisher gal...:cool:

Are you kidding me! With the little white tips. Oh you baby. They make them flavored to but nothing like an original.

Are ya kidding me! With the little white tips. Oh ya baby. They make them flavored to but nothing like an original.

I see. Did not know that.

Are ya kidding me! With the little white tips. Oh ya baby. They make them flavored to but nothing like an original.


Jennifer love massive boobies has white tips? Gawd,I wonder how much that cost.

jennifer love massive boobies has white tips? gawd,i wonder how much that cost.

Oh god red you got those posts mixed a bit didn't you! Haha Yep Jennifer has them flavored now to.

Yep KC, grape, orange and cherry if I remember right.

Oh god red you got those posts mixed a bit didnt ya! haha Yep Jennifer has them flavored now to.

Yep KC, grape, orange and cherry if I remember right.

Grape orange and cherry tips... not milky I suppose.

grape orange and cherry tips...not milky i suppose.

Well maybe when the job is done they have a milky appearance. If you get my drift. Nothing like a pretty pearl necklace.

Shhh... stop talking like that

Well maybe when the job is done they have a milky appearance. If you get my drift. Nothing like a pretty pearl necklace.

Shhh... stop talking like that


Funny,you bring out the boldness in me.. ah sure,its got to come out somehow.

funny,you bring out the boldness in me..ah sure,its got to come out somehow.

Excuse me hon? I have sat and lurked here before and your good and bold all on your own. Your own little way. Yep I have witnessed it firsthand.

I just like to enhance your boldness.

I just like to enhance your boldness.

Hhmmm well yes,I can be a little bit bold on my own,but yes my little flower,you bring out the roar in my boldness...

Need to go to the shops,need milk for the morning..

'gone fishing'

There she goes fishing again.

Well maybe when the job is done they have a milky appearance. If you get my drift. Nothing like a pretty pearl necklace.

Shhh... stop talking like that

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Don't act all innocent.

I see that smirk...

:eek: :eek: :eek:

My thoughts exactly... :cool:

What smirk? I am peeing myself laughing now I have gotten over the shock :p

My thoughts exactly...:cool:

Ooooh kc's got the sunglasses out...
"purrrrs"

Ya know things are better around here when I am not here. I am just going to sit back and watch.

Ya know things are better around here when I am not here. I am just going to sit back and watch.

Isn't it amazing how inappropriate girls get without guys around? I wish I could be a fly on the wall sometimes :D

Isn't it amazing how inappropriate girls get without guys around? I wish I could be a fly on the wall sometimes :D

Don't we all

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I thought I would post a picture of the back of my dog as he is watching a football game with me. Definitely my dog. He set there like that for almost 30 minutes or so. Sometimes he laid down though.

Oh silly boys!
I can be a dirty girl with or without you in the room.

Oh silly boys!
I can be a dirty girl with or without you in the room.

DAMN! :eek:

Hey you.

I'm here.

Again.


Sarah

Still here Muddy, or Sarah, whichever one you prefer

Psst. You can call me anything you like...


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:z0PmF5sJtSkGdM:http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2008/10/29/cml2.jpg


... feeling frisky...



Sarah

psst. you can call me anything you like....


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:z0PmF5sJtSkGdM:http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2008/10/29/cml2.jpg


....feeling frisky...



Sarah

YUM!

Mudville, here I come... :)

YUM!

Mudville, here I come... :)

Watch it I bite.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:XI69o8A2wCfgPM:http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/animals/AngryDog.jpg



Sarah

psst. You can call me anything you like....


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:z0pmf5sjtskgdm:http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2008/10/29/cml2.jpg


....feeling frisky...



Sarah




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Hey M... I have something very important to ask you... have you ever written a book? Lol!

Watch it I bite.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:XI69o8A2wCfgPM:http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/animals/AngryDog.jpg



Sarah

Is that meant to turn me on or put me off? ;)

Hey M... I have something very important to ask you... have you ever written a book? Lol!


Hey blacky... why do you ask :cool:

Is that meant to turn me on or put me off? ;)

However you stomach it, is up to you :)


Hey Dneirf :)


Sarah

Hey blacky..........................why do you ask :cool:

Found a very interesting book on eBay... people on AMHD were recommending it to someone and I decided to check it out...

Check this out...

***THE SENSUOUS MAN*** - eBay Positive Thinking, Confidence, Self Help, Motivation, Nonfiction Books, Books. (end time 17-Oct-09 12:18:43 AEDST) (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120322053838&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT)

Found a very interesting book on eBay... people on AMHD were recommending it to someone and I decided to check it out...

Check this out...

***THE SENSUOUS MAN*** - eBay Positive Thinking, Confidence, Self Help, Motivation, Nonfiction Books, Books. (end time 17-Oct-09 12:18:43 AEDST) (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120322053838&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT)

LOL!

HAHA

No way couldn't be...


Sarah

Haha... that's what I thought... but never know... ;)

Found a very interesting book on eBay... people on AMHD were recommending it to someone and I decided to check it out...

Check this out...

***THE SENSUOUS MAN*** - eBay Positive Thinking, Confidence, Self Help, Motivation, Nonfiction Books, Books. (end time 17-Oct-09 12:18:43 AEDST) (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120322053838&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT)

LOL... def not me buddy :cool:

Haha... You could claim it as your own "M"... it's the art of pleasuring a woman... something I guess you are good at... just a guess... we'd need someone like Alty, or maybe Muddy(Sarah) to confirm... ;)

Haha... You could claim it as your own "M"... its the art of pleasuring a woman... something I guess you are good at... just a guess... we'd need someone like Alty, or maybe Muddy(Sarah) to confirm... ;)

Ha Ha... sounds good to me ;)

Haha... so hey the storms won hey?

Did you collect your winnings?

Haha... so hey the storms won hey?

Did you collect your winnings?

Yep... $2600 for a $100 layout , my shout :D

Haha... You could claim it as your own "M"... its the art of pleasuring a woman... something I guess you are good at... just a guess... we'd need someone like Alty, or maybe Muddy(Sarah) to confirm... ;)

... wait what?


Alty is married. Lol she can't comfirm that :eek:



---- I well...


Aha

Anyway...



This song just popped into my head:
YouTube - Feist - Inside and Out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Q1I8kiC44)



Sarah

.....wait what?


Alty is married. lol she can't comfirm that :eek:



---- I well.....


aha

Anyways...



This song just popped into my head:
YouTube - Feist - Inside and Out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Q1I8kiC44)



Sarah


Good song herbie , like your new Avi too , Although I did kind of like Devil (Horny) girl ;)


So uhmmmm...

Yep........................ $2600 for a $100 layout , my shout :D

Haha! Damn...

How did you manage to pick both winners? That's crazy!

Next time you have some tips, send them my way, I could use that kind of money... ;)

And yeah, its your shout... :)

Good song herbie , like your new Avi too , Although I did kinda like Devil (Horny) girl ;)


So uhmmmm.............................

Merci took that photo today.


So... CHRISTMAS is coming. Err Xmas? Hanukkah? Kwanzaa?. Cinco de Mayo...


Darn.



Sarah

Damn muddy... your a hottie... good work... :)

Damn isn't she just... :cool:

Damn isn't she just....................:cool:

Very nice lips... better than Jolie's from my point of view...

Very nice lips... better than Jolie's from my point of view...

Okay tut tut. No pointing things out haha makes me feel weird.



Thanks for the comps. Guys.

Sarah

Okay tut tut. No pointing things out haha makes me feel weird.



Thanks for the comps. guys.

Sarah

Hehe... sorry... will shut up now... but still... DAMN... :D

I feel like that photo is one of those portfolios for soap opera actors.

Ahaha

This is Claire. Married to surgeon Gordon whom is her dead sister's ex husband. No one know she killed her sister to be with her husband. She's also had a baby whom was stillborn with Gordon's best friend Mike.


Haha


Sarah

I feel like that photo is one of those portfolios for soap opera actors.

ahaha

This is Claire. Married to surgeon Gordon whom is her dead sister's ex husband. No one know she killed her sister to be with her husband. She's also had a baby whom was stillborn with Gordon's best friend Mike.


haha


Sarah

But unknown to Claire, the baby was not a still-born. The nurse who delivered the bad news to Claire was actually Diana, the sister Claire thought she'd killed. After the attempted murder, Diana went into hiding, and now with the love child of Claire and Mike, Diana has the perfect revenge to destroy both Claire and Gordon's lives.

I feel like that photo is one of those portfolios for soap opera actors.

ahaha

This is Claire. Married to surgeon Gordon whom is her dead sister's ex husband. No one know she killed her sister to be with her husband. She's also had a baby whom was stillborn with Gordon's best friend Mike.


haha


Sarah

LOL... sorta sounds like that Jerry Springer stuff , I have to say I watched that once out of curiosity. I can't believe some people actually believe that stuff , it's an insult to your intelligence :rolleyes:

I've missed a lot of the posts on here today, but I wanted to share that we won our first kickball game tonight. You would have thought we won the world series. Haha

HA LOOK AT THIS:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/how-do-men-feel-about-having-sex-pregnant-wives-402999.html


LOVED the twist Black!


Sarah

I've missed a lot of the posts on here today, but I wanted to share that we won our first kickball game tonight. You would have thought we won the world series. haha

Awesomeness Zoe!

Congrads! :D

HA LOOK AT THIS:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/how-do-men-feel-about-having-sex-pregnant-wives-402999.html


LOVED the twist Black!!


Sarah

Wow!

Beauty and Brains... very impressive! :D

Wow!

Beauty and Brains... very impressive! :D


Now she's getting all defensive, and pretends that she doesn't know what crystal meth is.
NO ONE coins those two words together out of no where...


Hahah

Sarah...


SIGH

Now she's getting all defensive, and pretends that she doesn't know what crystal meth is.
NO ONE coins those two words together out of no where...


hahah

Sarah...


SIGH

Oh Sarah... we need more ladies like yourself on here... amazing... :D

Oh Sarah... we need more ladies like yourself on here... amazing... :D

Haha. I replied.

I sound like I have a pickle up my butt..


Sarah

Haha. I replied.

I sound like I have a pickle up my butt ..


Sarah

Damn girl... you're right... you do bite... lol!

Damn girl... you're right... you do bite... lol!

Be careful I'm an ignorant person, you might catch my ignoramusism.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:NANQg7ILaJu_EM:http://www.52shows.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/huh.jpeg

Lol I'm done talking to the story teller.




Sarah

Hi all! :) Congrats Zoe! :)

Good morning everyone. And thanks for the congrats. =)

Guten Morgen!

Good morning

Morning Zoe! Morning Sunny! Guten Tag Adam!

I forgot all the rest of the german words :(

Good Morning Unky. Mine is getting rusty too.

Good grief I have actually been busy. Here at my boring job I am so busy right now.

It sure is a dead day today? Where is everyone? Red? Stinger? Kc?

I was ready to raise some ruckus here but now I have a pile of things to do.

Don't think I won't be peaking in here either.

Better yet, I am packing up right now... I am bringing my work to the bar. There. Now I can keep my eyes on you trouble makers.

Sunny, you are going to leave me too huh? I can't find anything in the boards and there is nobody here to talk to. Well, Solitaire, here I come.

NO I am at the castle bar.

I'm here too. Just wondering around... I miss the quick reply box... :(

Yeah and I'm watching, busy also.

Ok Sunny, I had to come back. I lost won game of solitaire and won another and then decided it was time to come back.

Unky, what is the quick reply box. I don't remember it?

Hey stringer. Hope you aren't working to hard.

I am to slow for a quick reply

Lol

Wasn't there a medium sized white box, where you can type and click post directly, instead to clicking on 'reply'?

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EDIT: Oops, the small blue button had to be clicked :o =S

The quick reply box:

25266

Sounds familiar Unky, I just can't be to sure.

Unky, I am confused. That is the way it is now.

Yes there was unky I remember it. I use the other skin, the blue and orange still. I got used to it and like it better.

I don't know what happened, and the small button with a triangle on it, that you see in grey and blue to the right of 'Answer this Question' was pressed. Try it, and you'll see.

I am so confused, I have the post quick answer box and the go advanced thing minus the spell check button.

Wait, did you understand what I meant? I mean that button:

Ok, I see that button now.

Sorry I have been spacing out. Too much talk about killing people in another thread.

Unky, I almost clicked in your box that you used as a post to try and post my answer. I don't think that would have worked for me but you got me. Haha.

I am off to lunch. I wonder what it is today?

Lol! I too was about to do that earlier! :p

Yup, I saw that thread, just read it in fact. I'm not going to post, well I don't feel like posting there. I think everything has already been said. :)

Have a good lunch Adam!

I'm bored... I'm going to practice my guitar a little. Just got started with it :p

Cya later guys! :)

Bloodyhell unky,way to go to confuse a body,I was trying to type in the answer box you posted...

Confused now...

Just in the door, and ihave to go back to work... grrrrr... note to self,learn how to say NO!

Bye adam.
Bye Unky.
Hey red.

Hi Adam.

Need a smile..

Assault on the Death Star | Funniest Video of the Day (http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1399)

Hey sunny,are you in or out?

I wonder if stringer is about?

I have to give a 4 minute presentation on Friday,only asked today!

How in ever,to try and get the best impact my boss wants me to use power point and a DVD..

That leaves me with 1 min for the introduction,2 minutes for presentation and 1 min to summerise! Its impossible,penilised after 4 minutes...

Any ideas anyone?

I have several points to make.

Hi Adam.

Need a smile....?

Assault on the Death Star | Funniest Video of the Day (http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1399)

Did I say that out loud?

did i say that out loud?

Then I hope it helped... :)

EDIT: Got to run for a while... later... Mondays!

EDIT EDIT: Opps... only feels like a Monday... gloomy too.

Hey red I am here sort of.

Wow, good luck with that. What do you have to present exactly?
I used power point a few times and really enjoyed it.

Grand sunny, if anyone else is around we can have a little buzz group...

This is what I was thinking... keep my introduction short 30 secs and jump right into the 3 pronge system we have in plave for supported employment... get the dvd on,and talk through the dvd pointing out how where and why the system working on that service user... which will leave me about 40 secs to summerize.

What do you think?

grand sunny, if anyone esle is around we can have a little buzz group...

this is what i was thinking...keep my introduction short 30 secs and jump right into the 3 pronge system we have in plave for supported employment....get the dvd on,and talk through the dvd pointing out how where and why the system wroking on that service user...which will leave me about 40 secs to summerize.

what do you think?

I think as long as the points are strong it should work great.
Maybe Stringer could help you with that. Post a thread. You would get quick answers.

I am back from lunch now. I am having a hell of a time spelling today. My fingers are going to fast and I keep messing up and have to go back and correct my mistakes.

grand sunny, if anyone esle is around we can have a little buzz group...

this is what i was thinking...keep my introduction short 30 secs and jump right into the 3 pronge system we have in plave for supported employment....get the dvd on,and talk through the dvd pointing out how where and why the system wroking on that service user...which will leave me about 40 secs to summerize.

what do you think?

Excellent plan Red, speak clearly and slowly, make sure that your voice projects.

Some suggestions Red:

In preparation for your introduction and closing; I would sit down first and outline exactly the points that you want to make. List them all, then pick the ones that have more impact and make your points. Make crib notes (if allowed). Look at your audience, stand up straight... yep, don't "shuffle around."

Study the DVD and use the same method, list everything first that is important and then choose from that list what is the best.

Don't try to cram everything in this short time or talk fast, will only confuse and they will not get the important points and their retention will be a problem.

Stringer

Hope It helps some.

Wow it is amazingly slow on the boards today. What gives?

Wow it is amazingly slow on the boards today. What gives?

I don't know but it really sucks. I wonder the boards and then keep ending back up in the castle. An empty castle. I'm about to give up because I can't type today and it is so annoying

Thanks stringer and sunny,was just in work and have a tough outline of what I need to say,I'm used to presentations,but never a 4 min!

Boards are slow...

People must be coping or drowning their sorrows,or even shock horror getting on with their other half!

You are probably right Red. I think the people around here are to busy with work to chat and I am at work at the moment so it isn't holding me back at the moment. So that just leaves me bored to death

I see your post count is climbing!

Want to play something?

What do you want to play Red?

Oh, and I am just trying to run from you my dear.

How about 'what would to rather'?

Example.. would you eat kangaroo testes ( don't listen kevin) or fish guts? Its for your very life!

What would you eat?

how about 'what would to rather'?

example..would you eat kangaroo testes ( dont listen kevin) or fish guts? its for your very life!

what would you eat?

I would consider this God's will imposing on me that my life is probably over. :cool:

Oh, and I am just trying to run from you my dear.

My dear!

What bloody age do you think I am!


The cheek of you!

Dear!

I would consider this God's will imposing on me that my life is probably over. :cool:

Chicken... fish guts all the way!

Sorry if I offended you my dear. Haha. Dammit, I did it again.

I like the game though. I would rather eat the fish guts

Would you rather have your foot stuck in a bucket and have to be like that permanetely or have beer bottles glued to the tips of your fingers on your most used hand for the rest of your life?

I stole that from the actual game. Sorry.

Suck a homeless mans gangrane toe or run through a field of nettles?

Would you rather have your foot stuck in a bucket and have to be like that permanetely or have beer bottles glued to the tips of your fingers on your most used hand for the rest of your life?

I stole that from the actual game. Sorry.

Foot stuck in a bucket! I need my hands, a bucket might be handy to have around.

You can break the beer bottles off your hand, can you not? Or is that against the rules?

You can break the beer bottles off of your hand, can you not? Or is that against the rules?

Sure if that's the case I could chop off my foot... 'hello redhed, id like to play a game''''''SAW"

What is a nettle Red?

Kc, I am not sure if you could do that or not.

I believe she meant needle

I believe she meant needle

No I meant nettle.. its like a stinging weed that grow wild.. you can make nettle soup!

I believe she meant needle

Oh, I couldn't figure that one out on my own. I think I would rather shoot myself, is that possible? Ok, I will run through the needles then.

no i meant nettle..its like a stinging weed that grow wild..you can make nettle soup!

Never heard of it. Is that something exclusive to Ireland? I think I would take that as compared to the homeless guys foot... :eek:

Oh, I couldn't figure that one out on my own. I think I would rather shoot myself, is that possible? Ok, I will run through the needles then.

Nettles! Not needles... aahhh! Never mind.

Try this one,its one of those lateral thinking questions.

If a plane left ireland at 4pm,flew over england at 530pm,crashed in spain at 6pm, where would the survivors be buried?

There aren't any survivors as they WOULD NOT BE Buried alive :D

suck a homeless mans gangrane toe or run through a field of nettles?

Field of nettles, wearing clothes solves that problem :D

Would you rather Always have to speak what is on your mind or never speak again?

There aren't any survivors as they WOULD NOT BE BURRIED

You would not bury the survivors!

I hate those questions,my mind does not do well with lateral thinking.

nettles! not needles...aahhh! nevermind.

try this one,its one of those lateral thinking questions.

if a plane left ireland at 4pm,flew over england at 530pm,crashed in spain at 6pm, where would the survivors be buried?

I was to late on the explanation Red, give me a break. Haha'


But probably still nettles.

Hey Bear.

Yes, KC is right to your question Red

Would you rather Always have to speak what is on your mind or never speak again?

Never speak, I can always write and shove it in peoples faces :D

Would you rather Always have to speak what is on your mind or never speak again?

I say what I mean and mean what I say,it has earned me lots of people who don't like me,and few who do... I try to be nice though,my sister uses the truth as a weapon.

nettles! not needles...aahhh! nevermind.

try this one,its one of those lateral thinking questions.

if a plane left ireland at 4pm,flew over england at 530pm,crashed in spain at 6pm, where would the survivors be buried?

Nowhere, you don't bury survivors, as kc said :)

Hi adam

Mensa has nothing on AMHD members!

Would you rather be 3 foot tall or 9 foot tall?

Would you rather be 3 foot tall or 9 foot tall?

9 foot tall! Ohh,that's a hard one... yeah,9 foot.

Me too Red, OK another one:

Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?

9 foot, and how tiny is a tiny rhino?

9 foot, and how tiny is a tiny rhino?

Tiny enough to be made fun of by the other rhinos.

Ok, I just got a $0.33 raise on the hour. I know it isn't much but it makes me happy enough. YAY

Ok, I just got a $0.33 raise on the hour. I know it isn't much but it makes me happy enough. YAY

It adds up. :)

Yay! Congrats on the raise. :D

Got to be a tiny rino, like a mini tank :D

Congrats on the raise :)

Thanks Cat and Bear for the congrats.

You're welcome.

I guess I have to go with the tiny rhino.

Cats dislikes hamsters.

Would you rather have a bloody nose everyday or the hiccups everyday?

Would you rather have a bloody nose everyday or the hiccups everyday?

Hiccups. Definitely, hiccups.

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

Ok, I just got a $0.33 raise on the hour. I know it isn't much but it makes me happy enough. YAY

Good job... I am so happy for you :D

Hi all! Congrats for the raise Adam! :) That makes $1.00 more each 3 hours!

I don't want to lose any... is that allowed :o

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

Arm... only if it was the left one, otherwise a leg...

If I lost my right arm I would have no job.

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
I'd rather lose...


My sense of smell.

:D

Sarah

Good morning all! Happy Hump day.

Good afternoon kc!

Hope all is well in the world... im having a bad hair day! All the bloody rain,my hair looks like a dead red setter lying on top of my head...
Very attractive!

Friend of mine just called to announce her engagement... brillent news,apart from the fact she only met him 7 yes that's not a typo 7 weeks ago!

She coming over to show off her engagement ring... shes 34 he's 40... 7 weeks ago!

Impending disaster cupboard will have to be stocked up!

That is a pretty short amount of time. I would LOVE to meet a girl I want to marry after only 7 weeks. Sadly, I don't see that happening anytime soon :cool:

I never talk in here, but I do read what's going on. Now I want to take a minute and make a little tangent since I simply need to vent, and ask for your peoples opinions on this matter... since I am at my wits end.

On July 27th I got cut to part time at my full time job. I lost all my insurance benefits and everything else. So I filed for unemployement and got denied for making too much money. I filed an appeal and now I have a court date in two weeks. Well anyway, I then tried to get my own insurance just so I was covered, but I got denied for making too little money.
Also, my husband owns his own buisiness and has steady income only for 6 months out of the year... he is a wedding videographer so his summers are booked! He was going to put me on his insurance... until I found out that I was pregnant and his insurance declined me since I was "not pregnant for 365 days".
I am upset because I got pregnant a week after I lost my benefits.. so I was frustrated. I decided to apply for All Kids (State Aid) since I had no other options... well yesterday I just found out I was declined for making too much money.
By this point, I am at my wits end. According to State Aid, a family can't be denied if the total income in the house is less than a certain amount, and we fall below it. I am now in the process of talking to case workers so they can re-evaluate my situation. So should I do now? I am going crazy!!

That is a pretty short amount of time. I would LOVE to meet a girl I want to marry after only 7 weeks. Sadly, I don't see that happening anytime soon :cool:


She's as happy as a pig in poop!

Has not even met his family,knows nothing about him! She's completely lost the plot...

How in ever,she's a big girl now,and knows her own mind,I shall toast the happy couple and provide a shoulder if/when it all goes ar%e over elbow.

That is a pretty short amount of time. I would LOVE to meet a girl I want to marry after only 7 weeks. Sadly, I don't see that happening anytime soon :cool:

LOL... once you meet the right person, you just know! But seriously... seven weeks is way too soon to ask for a hand in marriage. You will know that person is the one, but dang... at least give it a year!

I never talk in here, but I do read whats going on. Now I want to take a minute and make a little tangent since I simply need to vent, and ask for your peoples opinions on this matter... since I am at my wits end.

On July 27th I got cut to part time at my full time job. I lost all my insurance benefits and everything else. So I filed for unemployement and got denied for making too much money. I filed an appeal and now I have a court date in two weeks. Well anyways, I then tried to get my own insurance just so I was covered, but I got denied for making too little money.
Also, my husband owns his own buisiness and has steady income only for 6 months out of the year... he is a wedding videographer so his summers are booked! He was going to put me on his insurance... until I found out that I was pregnant and his insurance declined me since I was "not pregnant for 365 days".
I am upset because I got pregnant a week after I lost my benefits.. so I was frustrated. I decided to apply for All Kids (State Aid) since I had no other options.... well yesterday I just found out I was declined for making too much money.
By this point, I am at my wits end. According to State Aid, a family can't be denied if the total income in the house is less than a certain amount, and we fall below it. I am now in the process of talking to case workers so they can re-evaluate my situation. So should I do now? I am going crazy!!!

If you post your question in another thread,more people will see it and respond. Perhaps,legal or social and family.

By the way,welcome to the castle kariemelia!

friend of mine just called to announce her engagement...brillent news,apart from the fact she only met him 7 yes thats not a typo 7 weeks ago!

she coming over to show off her engagement ring....shes 34 hes 40....7 weeks ago!

impending disaster cupboard will have to be stocked up!

Are you positive the weather is to blame for the bad hair day and not some premonition that she was going to call?

I hope they are planning a very long engagement.

Are you positive the weather is to blame for the bad hair day and not some premonition that she was going to call?

I hope they are planning a very long engagement.

My hair is the bane of my life!

No short engagement,they are going to register as soon as possible,3 to 6 months tops for the wedding... I kid you not!

Sounds like it may be time to buy stock in tissues.

by the way,welcome to the castle kariemelia!

Thanks

Wow Karimelia I am sorry to hear about your situation :(
Only bit of advice I can give you is to try not the stress out about it, it's not only bad for you but bad for the baby...
If you feel like everything is getting too much just go and run yourself a nice hot bath, or go for a walk... scream into a pillow if it helps, just don't let your frustrations build up.

Red - A work "friend" of my partners kind of did that...

She has been with her fiancé for 12 months now, they got engaged at the end of last year, only a few months into the relationship...

They are getting married in a few weeks I think, she is 19, he is 21.

Hey everyone. I am finally making my way around. I got busy. Yes, me of all people busy. Anyway, I am having trouble typing again today so that blows.

Hi Adam, how come you are having trouble typing? Or do I need to read back through hundreds of pages :D

KARIEMELIA, welcome to the Castle and congratulations on the pregnancy.

I hope that everything gets straightened out.

Shazzy, My fingers have just gone stupid and there isn't any explanation before now really. Maybe once. I don't mind repeating myslef so you can just ask instead of doing some searching.

Oh wow, that's no good :(
Have you been to the doctor, maybe you have arthritis or something?

Hi Red, Cat, Adam and Shazzy! :)

Hey Unky!!

How are you today?

Hey Shaz, It isn't anything medical. My mind just can't get my fingers to slow down or just type at how I want to. I keep messing up. For example, I tried hitting the "e" and hit the "w" then I just keep misspelling words by hittingthe wrong key. Very annoying.

Welcome kariemelia.

Ahhh that's all right then Adam, at least that's not scary... just annoying... (for you that is)
My most common typo is writing just instead of just... even when I think about it as I'm typing I STILL stuff it up :rolleyes:

Shaz, I do the same thing all the time with that word or spelling something like "somethign" instead of "something"

Argh!

Shaz, mine is that I always type 'the' as the and have to go 'fix it.'

Hi, Unky. I hope it has been a good day so far.

Adam, if you knew what my posts looked like before I checked them for errors, you wouldn't feel so bad.

I seem to be incapable of typing 'the' and any word where 'h' comes before 'a' on the first try. :)

I'm glad I am not the only one!!

I have a bad habit of hitting the "submit" button before checking though :o
And for some reason my Firefox spell check insn't working :rolleyes:

Edit: see, even in my post talking about typos I made one :rolleyes:

I'm glad I am not the only one!!!

You are definitely not the only one. :)

I don't even have spell check and I usually always miss something and it is so annoying when I see it later.

I just intentionally use small words so I can skip the spell check... :cool:

Good one KC

It's usually the small words that I mess upon the most. :(

Spell Check is my friend.

Spill Chuck is mi friend 2 :)

I don't even have spell check and I usually always miss something and it is so annoying when I see it later.

And it's always after the edit button disappears!

I just intentionally use small words so I can skip the spell check...:cool:

Intentionally is a fairly large word though. Good job!

I wish I had spellcheck because it sure would be my friend too.

Intentionally is a fairly large word though. Good job!!

Now that is some funny sh!t

Spellcheck is my best friend, because I type fast and sometimes without looking at the screen. Then when I go to send or submit something I can see right away what words I totally jacked up. LOL

Hey, whatever happened to that thread where people would post a quote from a movie and the someone would guess it and then post their own quote?

That was actually fun and very time consuming

Sorry, I was having dinner. Yep Cat, day was fine, had math tuition, some juicy problems about complex numbers and vectors in three dimensions!

I too do have some problems in typing, especially when having 'that', 'the'... the last letter sticks to the next word like this: "th ecat' instead of 'the cat', and I have to go back to correct it. Firefox just underlines the words not in its dictionary.

Edit is my friend... although I hate when you post,discover a few spelling mistakes,edit,post, think of one last monumental sentence,so edit... and post... and you wonder,what the hell was my point...

Hi Zoe and KC! :)

Hello Unky!

Hey Redhed35. How do you do?

Hey Unky! Hi everyone!

Hey, whatever happened to that thread where people would post a quote from a movie and the someone would guess it and then post their own quote?

That was actually fun and very time consuming

you should start a new one. =)

you should start a new one. =)

Only if you guys play

Sorry, I was having dinner. Yep Cat, day was fine, had math tuition, some juicy problems about complex numbers and vectors in three dimensions!

I too do have some problems in typing, especially when having 'that', 'the'... the last letter sticks to the next word like this: "th ecat' instead of 'the cat', and I have to go back to correct it. Firefox just underlines the words not in its dictionary.

Unky.. you are just way too smart buddy, I feel very jealous.. :)

You can add words to the Fox dictionary...

Stringer

I'll play. My brother or my husband and I communicate in movie quotes half the time. It's funny. People that don't know us get so confused.

Ooooh movie quotes... do it do it do it!!

I liked the show me a picture of thread as well, that was fun...

Lol, I learn what I have to learn Stringer, we can call my exams a 'cut throat' competition. Well, not that of this year, because it's sort of 'pre-exam examinations' for next year, which will cover all I've learnt from the very start.

I could add words yes, but I like to see the red lines for words such as 'lol', 'tmi' just to make sure that the spell check still works ;)

I'm not an ace concerning movies, but I'll try ;)

I'll play. My brother or my husband and I communicate in movie quotes half the time. It's funny. People that don't know us get so confused.

Hahaha we do the same thing!
Or talk in ridiculous voices taken from a movie!

Hahaha we do the same thing!
Or talk in ridiculous voices taken from a movie!

Yeah, we do that too. Hahaha

Ok, here is the link to the old one. We should continue it instead of opening another one so we don't get yelled at but we can pretend we are starting over.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/read-quote-name-movie-286454-49.html

yeah, we do that too. hahaha

Another "yay, I'm not the only one" moment :D

I give up Adam! :eek:

Me too! That's a hard one!

Let me go back and revise it to how it sounds like. I just won't use the GD word

I gave a hint :p

Welcome kariemelia.

Hello..
I see you are from Illinois as well. I don't know about you, but I am freezing here already!

Ok, I will go check it out. I am sure you are probably on the right track. I figured more people would play with me, but so far, not really been a success

KARIEMELIA, welcome to the Castle and congratulations on the pregnancy.

I hope that everything gets straightened out.

Thank you

Ok, I will go check it out. I am sure you are probably on the right track. I figured more people would play with me, but so far, not really been a success

Nah just give it time... KC just got yours right!