ooho i love books what ind of books??

Every book imaginable. I could open a library.

I donate around 100 books a year to the Cross Cancer institute. I read a book a day, so do the math. ;)

Every genre, author, heck, I even have law books (not that it helps). ;)

You'll never be bored again. :D

I'm here and you're all in my will.

Adam gets the tv.

Jennie gets my books.

HH gets my car.

There, done. :)

FYI, I'm 38.

I get your autobiography...

I can deal with the 32". I only have a 20" in my bedroom so I could go bigger.

That didn't sound quite right did it?

I get your autobiography...

LOL! You'll have to write it Stringer. ;)

I have the perfect thing for you, seeing as you like history.

I have a bible that dates back to the 1700's. I have a gun from the first world war. I have a few other antiques, and I know you'd take care of them.

I can deal with the 32". I only have a 20" in my bedroom so I could go bigger.

That's what all the boys say. :D

LOL! You'll have to write it Stringer. ;)

I have the perfect thing for you, seeing as you like history.

I have a bible that dates back to the 1700's. I have a gun from the first world war. I have a few other antiques, and I know you'd take care of them.

That would be great, when can I expect them huh? (:)) I would love to have them.

I guess that simply copying your posts is a type of autobiography... right? :D:rolleyes::)

Yea, I was afraid of that.

That would be great, when can I expect them huh? (:)) I would love to have them.

I guess that simply copying your posts is a type of autobiography...right? :D:rolleyes::)

Well, seeing as it would be in my will, I'd have to die for you to get them. :(

How badly do you want them? :confused:

I am a big gun collector, so I love guns and treat them like babies, so if you want, you can switch it out and give me the gun and give Stringer the t.v. I'm sure he could go bigger in the bedroom too. Lol

I am a big gun collector, so I love guns and treat them like babies, so if you want, you can switch it out and give me the gun and give Stringer the t.v. I'm sure he could go bigger in the bedroom too. Lol

Adam, RUN! :eek:

I am a big gun collector, so I love guns and treat them like babies, so if you want, you can switch it out and give me the gun and give Stringer the t.v. I'm sure he could go bigger in the bedroom too. Lol

Hey Adam, the TV in my bedroom is important... 65 incher :).

::Running::

::Running::

::Running::

Am I good now?

Adam, RUN! :eek:

I'm not that notorious, am I ?

I'm not that notorious, am I ?

Of course not! :rolleyes:

Adam, you can stop running now, his TV is bigger then yours, you lose, he wins, no running away needed. ;)

Also, Adam, you made my sig line. :)

Geez Stringer.

I only have a 50" in my living room.

Geez!

I don't want to know what you have in you living room. Probably one of those new 73" right?

Boys, always fighting about whose is bigger. :rolleyes:

Of course not! :rolleyes:

Adam, you can stop running now, his tv is bigger then yours, you lose, he wins, no running away needed. ;)

Also, Adam, you made my sig line. :)

Adam I couldn't catch you anyway... but I could hire someone who could... :) :rolleyes:;)

Wow, I never thought I would live to see the day where I made a sig line. That makes my day. Now you can be in my will and get my TV.

David eddings? Stephen king? Terry brooks? :D

Adam I couldn't catch ya anyway....but I could hire someone who could.....:) :rolleyes:;)

Ah, why bother running when I would just die tired.

Ah, why bother running when I would just die tired.

No worries, you're a bud... :)

Wow, I never thought i would live to see the day where I made a sig line. That makes my day. Now you can be in my will and get my tv.

Seeing as I'm older then you, I'm not going to hold my breath. ;)

Seeing as I'm older then you, I'm not going to hold my breath. ;)

Alty, would you be willing to sign all these post pages if I printed them up and had the bound? I'm sure that there would be some form of royalties. :)

EDIT::::

Waiting


Waiting


Waiting...

Seeing as I'm older then you, I'm not going to hold my breath. ;)

Ya never know. I just lost a friend who was 25 years old. You never know when God says its over. He was the nicest guy in the world and never did any wrong and just all of a sudden he died in his sleep because his heart stopped beating. I could be next.

No worries, you're a bud....:)

Thanks Stringer, good to be under the wing

Ya never know. I just lost a friend who was 25 years old. You never know when God says its over. He was the nicest guy in the world and never did any wrong and just all of a sudden he died in his sleep because his heart stopped beating. I could be next.

Don't even think that way Adam, I need all the friends that I can get. You hear me!

Don't even think that way Adam, I need all the friends that I can get. You hear me!

10-4! I hear you loud and clear. I won't let you down.

Ok, I have one more phone call to make about business and then I need to go cut the hedges and water the lawn,, in this 90 degree weather. I have put it off for way too long...

And I need to do something a little physical...

10-4! I hear you loud and clear. I won't let you down.

Good man... later. :)

Hehe, I have a 32" in my bedroom, I have a 26" in my living room, go figure!

Aww... I want in on the quote sig too! :(

Hehe, I'm sure if I deserved it, I would be...
Until then, let's all encourage Alt to stop being so self conscious about her age! I mean, my mom is older than her too! :p

Alty, would you be willing to sign all these post pages if I printed them up and had the bound? I'm sure that there would be some form of royalties. :)

EDIT::::

Waiting


Waiting


Waiting......

How much money are we talking about?

Will you include pictures? :eek:

Hehe, I have a 32" in my bedroom, I have a 26" in my living room, go figure!

Aww... I want in on the quote sig too! :(

Hehe, I'm sure if I deserved it, I would be...
Until then, let's all encourage Alt to stop being so self conscious about her age! I mean, my mom is older than her too! :p

Say something funny, you get on the sig line. It has to be original, all you, and make me giggle.

I'll be watching.

Yay, I'm younger then your mom, I feel so alive, I could just jump up and down with happiness. Wait, you could break a hip that way! :eek:

Tell you what, I'll give you $1,000,000 if you get me a copy with the shaky-butt bunny on the cover! ;)
It has to be moving, like in the Harry Potter movies though!

Say something funny, you get on the sig line. It has to be original, all you, and make me giggle.

I'll be watching.

Yay, I'm younger then your mom, I feel so alive, I could just jump up and down with happiness. Wait, you could break a hip that way! :eek:

Something funny! :D
Naah, I'm sure when the time is right, I'll score.


Wait, "you could break a hip"? Are you calling me old?
(goes to the corner to cry)
::cry::

How much money are we talking about?

Will you include pictures? :eek:

Pictures, yes (possibly send some that will include the guy population's interest) no problem.

We can have the cover embedded in gold trim... and oh yeah I need you to sing this release form here... nothing to worry about, standard form you know...

Sign... right... here X_____________________________________________

It is almost 5. Do you know how happy that makes me? Very Happy.

Ok for the first time in 2 years, I just had a tractor come in to the landfill to dump trash. That is definitely the first around here. At least in my time.

It's five o'clock somewhere!
(It's a song, go look it up! It'll make you happy! ;):))

Don't forget to give me a copy of that book. You can just make it a picture book for me if you want.

Oh and how was that hedge trimming?

It is almost 5. Do you know how happy that makes me? Very Happy.

Ok for the first time in 2 years, I just had a tractor come in to the landfill to dump trash. That is definately the first around here. Atleast in my time.

Adam, we are spreading out to northwest Indiana. I have been down there several times on business trips recently, what town is it that you live in? If you think that I won't know it give me something larger that is close...

Last time down there I was thinking about cha...

Pictures, yes (possibly send some that will include the guy population's interest) no problem.

We can have the cover embedded in gold trim...and oh yeah I need you to sing this release form here...nothing to worry about, standard form ya know....

Sign ... right...here X_____________________________________________

I sign nothing without reading the fine print. My daddy taught me that. And the car dealership! :eek:

Pics that the boys will like. Oh, I have one of me as a baby, soooo cute. Will that do? ;)

I can't sing. :(

It's five o'clock somewhere!
(It's a song, go look it up! It'll make you happy! ;):))

Yea Yea Yea, I believe it is Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett. Good song and makes me happy

Don't forget to give me a copy of that book. You can just make it a picture book for me if you want.

Oh and how was that hedge trimming?

Hedge trimming... still in the planning stage I am afraid, need to get going...

Don't forget to give me a copy of that book. You can just make it a picture book for me if you want.

Oh and how was that hedge trimming?

Adam, I just laughed so hard that I'm crying at my desk. I may have peed my pants.

You asked about hedge trimming, I though you were talking to me. I've never called the kitty a hedge before, but still gave me a chuckle. :p

I sign nothing without reading the fine print. My daddy taught me that. And the car dealership! :eek:

Pics that the boys will like. Oh, I have one of me as a baby, soooo cute. Will that do? ;)

I can't sing. :(

No, it won't be an audio book...

Baby pics... hmmmm? Nope.

No, it won't be an audio book.....

Baby pics.....hmmmm? Nope.

Let me guess, you want pictures of the hedge, or the mountains to the north.

Adam, we are spreading out to northwest Indiana. I have been down there several times on business trips recently, what town is it that you live in? If you think that i won't know it give me something larger that is close....

Last time down there I was thinking about cha.....

I live in Bedford which is close to the big town of Bloomington, and I work in brownstown which is close to Seymour which is pretty big. Right now I am at work which is about a half hour from columbus, Indiana. Any of those sound familiar? Where was you at exactly.

Adam, I just laughed so hard that I'm crying at my desk. I may have peed my pants.

You asked about hedge trimming, I though you were talking to me. I've never called the kitty a hedge before, but still gave me a chuckle. :p

YOU are not thoroughly reading the posts my dear... :D:):D

Let me guess, you want pictures of the hedge, or the mountains to the north.

Answers when you sign... :);)

YOU are not thoroughly reading the posts my dear.....:D:):D

They're going by too fast, I'm tired, my eyes hurt, I ran out of coffee! :o

Naah, I think he is referring to the "bush" the "kitty" is under! ;)
(BTW: Stringer was talking about real hedge trimming)

Sorry, but I have to go.
Have to shower, dress, library, then 2 job interviews.
Wish me luck!

In the meantime, tell me what you think on the guide I posted for teens:
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/dating-vs-hanging-out-385636.html

Answers when you sign...:);)

Answers first, signature later.

I know how to do business Sir Stringer. :)

Answers first, signature later.

I know how to do business Sir Stringer. :)

How about a drink/s first? You seem a little too cautious...

Adam, I just laughed so hard that I'm crying at my desk. I may have peed my pants.

You asked about hedge trimming, I though you were talking to me. I've never called the kitty a hedge before, but still gave me a chuckle. :p

That about made me pee my pants and I really got to pee, That is pretty funny thinking in that matter.

So did you get my post about the location there Stringer?

How about a drink/s first? You seem a little too cautious.....

Hmm, is there a down side to this? I have to think about it.

Your place or mine?

A bar?

A lounge?

Who's serving the drinks?

What kind of drinks?

When will we meet?

Can I bring my lawyer?

Caution is a good thing Stringer, but I trust you, sort of. ;)

I live in Bedford which is close to the big town of Bloomington, and I work in brownstown which is close to Seymour which is pretty big. Right now I am at work which is about a half hour from columbus, Indiana. any of those sound familiar? where was you at exactly.

West of Chicago in a suburb. No, I have to look it up I think. We are presently in Merrillville, Dryer, those areas but have been expanding toward Indianapolis Adam.

Hmm, is there a down side to this? I have to think about it.

Your place or mine?

A bar?

A lounge?

Who's serving the drinks?

What kind of drinks?

When will we meet?

Can I bring my lawyer?

Caution is a good thing Stringer, but I trust you, sort of. ;)

We go way back... I am a salesman, would I EVER lie to you... come on now hon, would I?

Whatever and wherever you want the drinks... sign. (Forgot to add the >>>> :))

West of Chicago in a suburb. No, I have to look it up I think. We are presently in Merrillville, Dryer, those areas but have been expanding toward Indianapolis Adam.

Oh, OK, I see. I definitely know where Indianapolis is but I am about 90 miles south of Indy. I haven't heard of those other places. I doubt you will travel much down here in these small towns but you never know.

Oh, ok, I see. I definately know where Indianapolis is but I am about 90 miles south of Indy. I haven't heard of those other places. I doubt you will travel much down here in these small towns but ya never know.

I like the people in Indiana, they seem to be pretty nice people, like yourself.

Got to go... hedges and watering the lawn... ya know.

Alty we need to work on the book, a 'Best Seller' I know for sure.

I like the people in Indiana, they seem to be pretty nice people, like yourself.

Well, Thank You Stringer. I haven't met any bad ones yet.

Well, In case I miss the chance, I am going to tell you all bye now. I have to do a few more things before leaving the office.

See you all tomorrow

Well, Thank You Stringer. I haven't met any bad ones yet.

Well, Incase I miss the chance, I am going to tell you all bye now. I have to do a few more things before leaving the office.

See ya all tomorrow

Later Adam. :)

Bye Adam.

Stringer, it would definitely be a best seller. Just the old castle threads alone, great reading material, lots of funny stuff.

We could dedicate it to Starby. :)

Adam I was at Cedar point yesterday ;)

Unky I want to get my tattoo sometime next month-- I'm really looking for that "one". I promise there will be photos ;)

Sarah

Bye Adam.

Stringer, it would definitely be a best seller. Just the old castle threads alone, great reading material, lots of funny stuff.

We could dedicate it to Starby. :)

Yes, but I need a signature on... :)

Take a look...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/philosophy/not-political-but-about-what-real-385810.html

Sorry Stringer, I'm too tired to read something long and with a point right now...
But I'll check into it first thing in the morn, I promise! :D

Good morning Everyone.

Sarah, We just missed each other by a few days. I was there last Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Not that we would have recognized each other if we were there at the same time but still cool.

Hi adam, can't stay long, but haven't seen you in a while and thought id say hi :)

Hey Bear, I see you in my other post too. Thanks for the support bud.

No worries adam, I can relate to the things your going through and the thought process :)

Well I appreciate it.

I'm going to lunch so I will be back later.

k, later adam, have a good one

Hi guys! School's killing me, as well as all the work, ugh! Have to have my shower, then back to work. Tomorrow... busy too. Friday... busy again. Saturday I'll be more 'relaxed', well I hope :eek: Been here and there, and going soon. Just looking at the 'short' subscribed threads now.

Hi unky, sorry to hear schools not going so well

That's OK, I just have to work super hard.. and don't seem to be able to get off the puter!! :(

I'm of for shower now. Bye Bear! :)

Thanks Shazzy for the greenie. Have to spread some greenies... will do tomorrow, promise.

Unky out.

That's ok, I just have to work super hard.. and don't seem to be able to get off the puter!!! :(

Ooh, I wonder why that would be...

It can't be because you're addicted to AMHD! Impossible!

Lol, laters Unknown!

I have the same problem unky :)

Cya later unky

Hi helping

Hey guys. I'm back. Seems I missed Unky.

Hi everyone.

I'm here for a bit. Hubby is home today, has a migraine, he gets them often but this one is bad. He can't keep anything down, he spent the whole morning making horrible vomiting sounds in the bathroom, so not sexy. ;)

I need to clean the house.

This month is insane. Someone shoot me.

Sydney's birthday is Aug 26, so we're having a party. We do a combined B'day party for the kids every year, Jared's B'day is Sept 4, so we do it together. We invite family, then they each get a separate party with their friends. Well, to top it all off my friend called and asked if I'd be willing to have a party for him next Saturday at my house. Ahhhhh! Okay.

This Saturday Sydney and I have a party to go to for my friends daughter. We're also having a garage sale this weekend. Then next Saturday is my friends party, at my house. The next weekend is the kids combined party. I also have to do back to school shopping and I just found out our friend from Toronto is coming at the end of the month with his family and wants to have a BBQ at our house.

Okay, I'm rambling. I'm stressed. HELP! :(

Hi bear, hi adam, hi alt!

Let me get my camera, and I'll shoot you! :)

Alt, I do like the idea, but being a shared-birthday kid, I know the kids don't like it. They won't tell you that, but it's there. They want more focus on them. I recommend for the big one-0, that you do separate birthdays. :)
...
Then I re-read and saw that part about the friend... never mind... :o

I'm of for shower now. Bye Bear! :)

Thanks Shazzy for the greenie. Have to spread some greenies... will do tomorrow, promise.

Unky out.

No problem Unky Dunky, you deserved it, that troll got on my nerves!

HH, it's only for the Aunts, Uncles and other family members. The kids get their own parties with their friends, and that's all they really care about. :)

It's just too much otherwise, what with school right around the corner and everything else going on.

I think I'll pack my bags and go on vaca. Yup, that's what I'll do. Until December. Sounds good to me. :)

I'm sorry Alty. I will give you a free pass to my house for the next month if you want but you have to eat my peanut butter pie.

That's all I ask.

No problem Unky Dunky, you deserved it, that troll got on my nerves!

I missed a troll?

Darnit, I miss all the fun. :(

I'm sorry Alty. I will give you a free pass to my house for the next month if you want but you have to eat my peanut butter pie.

Thats all I ask.

Peanut butter pie!

I'm there! :)

Ouch Alty, what a busy month!

Don't stress yourself out, go buy some nice wine (10 bottles) and buy a piñata for the party...

Don't forget to video tape it ;)

Video tape!

Crap, another thing on my list. :(

Naah, come over here and show me if you have the moves of your bunny! ;)

Lol, I know, I just skimmed... :o
But then I was all like ooh, I see it... lol

My bunny has nothing on me. Also, I don't walk around with a carrot up my arse. ;)

*Resists urge to make innapropriate comment!*

My bunny has nothing on me. Also, I don't walk around with a carrot up my arse. ;)

Not one that is visible anyway ;)

Opps... wrong thread :rolleyes:

*Resists urge to make innapropriate comment!*

Good boy.

:: pats HH on the head::

*Resists urge to make innapropriate comment!*

Too late :p

Not one that is visible anyway ;)

Opps... wrong thread :rolleyes:

::checks bum::

Nope, no carrot, that's a cucumber. :)

::checks bum::

Nope, no carrot, that's a cucumber. :)

:eek:

I have no comeback to that :p

:eek:

I have no comeback to that :p

I win! :D

And then you woke up, and your fantasy dream was over...

Sorry Alt, guess it was a carrot all along! :p

Wazzzupp people?

Wazzzupp people?

Tiggy, I'm so glad you're here. I need a man to defend my honor (yes I do too have honor!)

Everyone says that my bunny is gay and has a carrot shoved up his tushie. I say it's HER tail!

Help me here. My poor bunny is being bullied. :(

Aww, common Alt, I never said your bunny was gay, she may just be bi-curious!

Lol, hi kc!

Bi curious?

Okay, I can live with that. ;)

Bi curious?

Okay, I can live with that. ;)

Are we talking in terms of the bunny or you?

Hmm... was wondering the same thing.

Maybe Alt can swing with her bunny! Or, am I just crazy? :rolleyes:

Are we talking in terms of the bunny or you?

The bunny.

I've never been curious about the same sex. There's no mystery there, I know where everything is, how everything works, I have all the equipment.

Men are more fun. :)

Hmm... was wondering the same thing.

Maybe Alt can swing with her bunny! Or, am I just crazy?

The bunny is a sweet innocent little bunny. She would never "swing". :(

Men are more fun. :)

Hmm... I would have to disagree...
Don't you agree?

Hmm... I would have to disagree...
don't you agree?

You would disagree, but I don't agree.

That really made sense in my head. :cool:

You guys confuse the hell out of me but oh well.

I am glad guys are more fun for you Alty, It still gives me a chance somewhere. Haha

Oh, by the way, do you know what I got last Saturday?

What what?

And, don't worry Alt, I have gone your form of crazy from finding this site too! :D That completely made sense! :p

What did you get Adam? What? What? What?

Can I guess?

You got a dog.

Am I right?

What did you get Adam? What? What? What?

Can I guess?

You got a dog.

Am I right?

You are close but not quite, I already have a dog though.

Do you want to know or play the guessing game?

You are close but not quite, I already have a dog though.

Do you want to know or play the guessing game?

Guessing game. It's more fun.

I'll ask questions, you answer.

1. Is it alive?
2. Is it bigger then a bread box?
3. Is it battery operated?
4. Is it expensive?
5. Is it for you?

Guessing game. It's more fun.

I'll ask questions, you answer.

1. Is it alive?
2. Is it bigger then a bread box?
3. Is it battery operated?
4. Is it expensive?
5. Is it for you?

1. yes
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. yes

1. yes
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. yes

A bunny?

A cat?

A fish?

A bunny?

A cat?

A fish?

Yes

No

No

Ooh, are we playing 20 questions?

Is it furry?
Does it have teeth?
Does it have claws?
Does it have four feet/paws?
Can you play with it?

EDIT: Aww... the shaky butt won again!
Alt, you should have dragged it out longer, it would have been more fun!

Yes

No

No

You got a bunny!

What kind?

How old?

Pictures! Pictures! I want pictures!

Hi everyone.

I'm here for a bit. Hubby is home today, has a migraine, he gets them often but this one is bad. He can't keep anything down, he spent the whole morning making horrible vomiting sounds in the bathroom, so not sexy. ;)

I need to clean the house.

This month is insane. Someone shoot me.

Sydney's birthday is Aug 26, so we're having a party. We do a combined B'day party for the kids every year, Jared's B'day is Sept 4, so we do it together. We invite family, then they each get a seperate party with their friends. Well, to top it all off my friend called and asked if I'd be willing to have a party for him next Saturday at my house. Ahhhhh! Okay.

This Saturday Sydney and I have a party to go to for my friends daughter. We're also having a garage sale this weekend. Then next Saturday is my friends party, at my house. The next weekend is the kids combined party. I also have to do back to school shopping and I just found out our friend from Toronto is coming at the end of the month with his family and wants to have a BBQ at our house.

Okay, I'm rambling. I'm stressed. HELP! :(

Beer and sit down...

Beer and sit down....

Well, that could be a solution for anything, couldn't it?

Beer and sit down....

There's not enough beer in the world Stringer. ;)

I am sitting, shouldn't be but am.

I need to hire some people. I need people! Can your people be my people?

People, people who need people. :D

Well, the bunny shouldn't sit down, it may make that carrot... :rolleyes:

Well, the bunny shouldn't sit down, it may make that carrot.... :rolleyes:

:eek:

Not cool!

:eek:

There's not enough beer in the world Stringer. ;)

I am sitting, shouldn't be but am.

I need to hire some people. I need people! Can your people be my people?

People, people who need people. :D

Cover the costs (+) and I will have 5 people there tomorrow... :D

I will send you a picture of the bunny in a minute Alty then if you want you can post it on here. But that is up to you.

What? Is it something I said?
:p

You know no one is going to let you live it down! You've been threatened, now we are just carrying it out! ;)

Cover the costs (+) and I will have 5 people there tomorrow....:D

How much $$$$?

I have around $20 and beer. :)

I'll make them dinner too.

How much $$$$?

I have around $20 and beer. :)

I'll make them dinner too.

20 bucks... that would only cover the tip for one person!! :D:rolleyes:

20 bucks...that would only cover the tip for one person !!!! :D:rolleyes:

I guess I'm on my own. :(

Sigh.

Kids, get your play clothes on, we're cleaning house! :)

I have about $250 in cash on me! (usd)
Think I could come?

I have about $250 in cash on me! (usd)
Think I could come?

Come to drink beer or help me clean?

Come to drink beer or help me clean?

Do I have to choose?

(and I'm a decent cook, btw)

Alty, If you check your email you will find the pic now. Well it should be there anyway

do i have to choose?

(and im a decent cook, btw)

We can do both.

I'll wear my little maid costume, you can wear spandex shorts. :)

Naah, I think I'll come to party (don't drink myself).
I have to pay, but I don't have to clean up after! ;)

Alty, If you check your email you will find the pic now. Well it should be there anyway

OMG, it's a rex, so cute.

Can I post the picture on AMHD for everyone to see?

OMG, it's a rex, so cute.

Can I post the picture on AMHD for everyone to see?

Go right ahead. What is a rex mean?

We can do both.

I'll wear my little maid costume, you can wear spandex shorts. :)

How about silk boxers?

I don't think anybody looks good in spandex, even people with amazing bodies.

Don't care so much about the cleaning, but I'm willing to drink with you while cleaning... you can get the high and low spots... just got to love it when a curvy woman reaches up for something... and, well, crap... this is the PG-13 boards.

Anyway... got my passport, boxers, and a feather duster packed. Who says packing for travel is a pain?

how about silk boxers?

i dont think anybody looks good in spandex, even people with amazing bodies.

dont care so much about the cleaning, but im willing to drink with you while cleaning... you can get the high and low spots... just gotta love it when a curvy woman reaches up for something... and, well, crap... this is the PG-13 boards.

anywho... got my passport, boxers, and a feather duster packed. who says packing for travel is a pain?

Me, hate packing.

how about silk boxers?

i dont think anybody looks good in spandex, even people with amazing bodies.

dont care so much about the cleaning, but im willing to drink with you while cleaning... you can get the high and low spots... just gotta love it when a curvy woman reaches up for something... and, well, crap... this is the PG-13 boards.

anywho... got my passport, boxers, and a feather duster packed. who says packing for travel is a pain?

Silk boxers work for me.

I've got my camera, the beer and some sensual powders (for the feather duster).

Wait, oops, you're right PG-13. I'll be good... ish. ;)

Oh crap. I have to have a car ride home without a cigarette. That sucks!

Alty, What is a rex and how do you tell what sex the bunny is?

Adam, Rex is the breed.

Rex's are very calm easily trained rabbits. They're the rabbit of choice for magicians because they're so easy to train.

What kind of cage did you get? Did you read my sticky about rabbits?

Looks like a young bunny, get a litter box he/she will start to use it.

If you have any questions I'm here. :)

Here's the picture.

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Alty, What is a rex and how do you tell what sex the bunny is?

Sexing a rabbit isn't easy.

Also, when they're young it's sometimes hard to tell.

How old is the rabbit?

I'm not sure how old the bunny is, They didn't know. I just bought the bunny from a place in my town that sells farm stuff.

I got a cage that is about as basic as it gets. I seen one that I really want that I think would be good for it. The one I have now is pretty good sized though.

What kind of litter box do you get? Just a small one and use kitty litter or is there something else you would use?

Oh and where is your thing about rabbits?

Oh and where is your thing about rabbits?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-pets-animals/how-care-rabbit-278170.html

They sell litter boxes made especially for rabbit cages. The bigger the better.

Cat litter is fine, just make sure it's the kind that doesn't create a lot of dust, rabbits can get lung infections very easily.

Just put some of his/her poo in the litter box, he/she should catch on fairly quickly.

Also, start saving up to have the rabbit fixed, also start looking for a vet that specializes in rabbits.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-pets-animals/how-care-rabbit-278170.html

They sell litter boxes made especially for rabbit cages. The bigger the better.

Cat litter is fine, just make sure it's the kind that doesn't create a lot of dust, rabbits can get lung infections very easily.

Just put some of his/her poo in the litter box, he/she should catch on fairly quickly.

Also, start saving up to have the rabbit fixed, also start looking for a vet that specializes in rabbits.

Ok, thanks for the advice. I knew I could count on you to help me out on here. I was lost about a few things. I'm going to go read your things now.

Yep, just look for the booty dance if you need furry help!

Alt specializes in bunnies, but she is great for lots of animals!

Yep, just look for the booty dance if you need furry help!

Alt specializes in bunnies, but she is great for lots of animals!

I adore my bunny babies, definitely my specialty. :)

The thing is, most people have no idea how to properly care for a rabbit. Heck, most people thing that rabbits are rodents, they're not. ;)

Here's a test of your knowledge. Not cheating, don't Google it!

What's the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

I adore my bunny babies, definitely my specialty. :)

The thing is, most people have no idea how to properly care for a rabbit. Heck, most people thing that rabbits are rodents, they're not. ;)

Here's a test of your knowledge. Not cheating, don't google it!

What's the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

I was not knowledgeable with bunnies at all. Not until you told me. I'm just trying to learn more so I can be helpful with the bunny. I got the one I have for my girlfriend but I want to care for it as well.

I think I knew the answer to that once but I don't know.

I was not knowledgable with bunnies at all. Not until you told me. I'm just trying to learn more so I can be helpful with the bunny. I got the one I have for my girlfriend but I want to care for it as well.

I think I knew the answer to that once but I don't know.

Rabbits burrow and live in groups, hares live above ground and are usually solitary animals.

Alty, guess what?

I was hired as a German hostess/waitress at a German restaurant today! The biggest requirement was... well, you HAD to speak German... and they hired me within 5 minutes! WOO! :)

I'm so proud.

Congrats Torri.

Bye Everyone!

Alty, guess what?!

I was hired as a German hostess/waitress at a German restaurant today! The biggest requirement was...well, you HAD to speak German...and they hired me within 5 minutes! WOO! :)

I'm so proud.

Sehr gut.

Congrats Torri. :)

Bye Adam, enjoy the bunny.

By the way, what's the bunny's name?

Alty, guess what?!

I was hired as a German hostess/waitress at a German restaurant today! The biggest requirement was...well, you HAD to speak German...and they hired me within 5 minutes! WOO! :)

I'm so proud.

Das ist gut! Mehr Bier? Bitte?

das ist gut! mehr Bier? bitte?

Only if you drink with me. :)

Only if you drink with me. :)

Uhm. Like. Yeah.

You get the first sip so I can taste your lips on the glass.

uhm. like. yeah.

you get the first sip so i can taste your lips on the glass.

I'll take the first sip then transfer it to you via a kiss. You don't mind slightly warm beer, do you?

Wrong thread. Wrong thread.

I am such a bad girl, but KP makes me do it! :)

I'll take the first sip then transfer it to you via a kiss. You don't mind slightly warm beer, do you?

Wrong thread. Wrong thread.

I am such a bad girl, but KP makes me do it! :)

Yes, but is that bad?

Yes, but is that bad?

I'm so bad that I'm good. :)

K, and let's say unique too. :)

K, and let's say unique too. :)

They definitely broke the mold when they made me.

Not sure if that was a compliment or not. ;)

They definitely broke the mold when they made me.

Not sure if that was a compliment or not. ;)

To me it is. :eek:

to me it is. :eek:

:d :)

Of course it is, who wouldn't want you?
But there is only ONE, so it makes everyone else jealous! :p

Of course it is, who wouldn't want you?
But there is only ONE, so it makes everyone else jealous! :p

There's only one for me?

Not true.

I'm sure there's someone else out there that I could love as much as I love my hubby, but I choose to be with him and only him.

What can I say, apparently I have morals. Whodda thunk? ;)

Not only one FOR you, but only one OF you, and those darn morals get in the way, so we can't share! :p ;)

OK!!

I am so excited, well a bit anyway...

I have been working for two months to close a contract. I just got off the phone, answered one last question and it's mine now!!

$172,500.00 per month for three years with renewal terms... at a 4% increase for each year!!

I wasn't sure about this one, turned all the company's strength and knowledge to it. Seven meetings, numerous emails and faxes, 4 lunches and 2 dinners.

Whew, we needed this one... closed it.

It feels like a 'ton' has been lifted off my shoulders and I am feeling a little proud at this moment...

Sorry for this but I am just excited... :)

Congrats Stringer, you should be excited. Happy for you. :)

Congrats Stringer, you should be excited. Happy for you. :)

Thank you, I can't tell you what this means now. This contract opens so many closed and new doors for us.

Thanks again hon. :)

What do you do that earns you 2 mil a year?
And spread the wealth. You know we love you right? ;) (kidding)

what do you do that earns you 2 mil a year?
And spread the wealth. You know we love you right? ;)
(kidding)

(kidding)[/QUOTE]


Aah Ha... 'kidding' that you love me huh? :):):D:p:rolleyes:

Thank you, I can't tell you what this means now. This contract opens so many closed and new doors for us.

Thanks again hon. :)

I know how stressed you've been about business, I hope this takes the pressure off. :)

Love you tons Stringer. :)

WTG stringer!
Not sure what it's for, but if it "lifted a weight" from your shoulders, then it must have been needed.

And, I agree with jennie 100%! VG for you!

WTG stringer!
Not sure what it's for, but if it "lifted a weight" from your shoulders, then it must have been needed.

And, I agree with jennie 100%! VG for you!

Thanks, worked hard for this one.

Thanks, worked hard for this one.

You always work hard, for everything.

Lol no I love you. Just kidding that you should share your money ;)

I know how stressed you've been about business, I hope this takes the pressure off. :)

Love you tons Stringer. :)

It does hon, it does. But of course only for a while, you can never relax.

There is an old saying; "Wow! Got the sale! ...Now what do we do?"

Kidding, that is not a problem we are damn good at what we do. (My turn not to be humble-sorry) :)

lol no i love you. just kidding that you should share your money ;)

Love you to Jeannie... :)

Every sale like this is just like the first one over 30 years ago... same feeling.

Ok... I am going outside to jump up and down for a bit... Oh, and a glass of wine, wish Marta was home.

Love you to Jeannie...:)

Ok...I am going outside to jump up and down for a bit......Oh, and a glass of wine, wish Marta was home.


So you could jump up and down on her? :D

Had to say it, you pretty much handed that one to me on a silver platter. :o

So you could jump up and down on her? :D

Had to say it, you pretty much handed that one to me on a silver platter. :o

Today, I will give you all you want love!

Lol, it's all good Stringer...

Can you give her kp? I'm sure she'd like all that! (and a bag of chips!)

Today, I will give ya all you want love!

:D There's a lot that I want Stringer, are you sure? ;)

Right now I just want to hear from Sneezy. I can't begin to explain how worried I am
About that kid. :(

Lol, it's all good Stringer...

Can you give her kp? I'm sure she'd like all that! (and a bag of chips!)

That would work too, but no chips, I'm trying to cut down on junk food. :)

Common Alt! If you are going to shake that butt all around town, you need to keep it healthy and round! ;)

Hey, that rhymed!

Common Alt! If you are going to shake that butt all around town, you need to keep it healthy and round! ;)

Hey, that rhymed!

I've already got a nice bubble butt, don't need a fat bubble butt. ;)

Shake, shake, shake, shake your bootie. :)

*Shake shake, shake shake, shakeshake it!*

Gaah, stupid American songs, can I come up to Canada to escape?

*Shake shake, shake shake, shakeshake it!*

Gaah, stupid American songs, can I come up to Canada to escape?

Sure, I have nothing else to do.

Wait... yes I do! ;)

lol no i love you. just kidding that you should share your money ;)

What? My adoration has expired its term? Dead presidents are thy desire?

Darnit.

I knew my charm and smile would get me only so far.

what? my adoration has expired its term? dead presidents are thy desire?

darnit.

i knew my charm and smile would get me only so far.

You still have me.

Better then nothing. ;)

Hehe, kp, you know that all the other guys here are just appetizers until you, the entrée, show up! :cool:
Myself included... :(

Hehe, kp, you know that all the other guys here are just appetizers until you, the entree, show up! :cool:
Myself included... :(

Don't sell all the other amhd boys short.

Most have good intentions.

Talking a good talk doesn't make anything last. I can stir the pot with the best of them... but that's just mental distraction. I've lost more great loves than I've kept. Just the truth.

Smiles your way.

Hehe, kp, you know that all the other guys here are just appetizers until you, the entree, show up! :cool:
Myself included... :(

HH, you're 17, jail bait, illegal, very wrong.

Otherwise... well, you'd be an entrée too. ;)

dont sell all the other amhd boys short.

most have good intentions.

talking a good talk doesnt make anything last. i can stir the pot with the best of them... but thats just mental distraction. ive lost more great loves than ive kept. just the truth.

smiles your way.

KP, you're a keeper. Sadly, I'm already kept.

Hehe, I know Alt, but you wouldn't know it if I didn't tell you!
And, don't worry, my 18th birthday is in a month, so I'll be ripe for the pickin's soon enough! :D ;)

Anyway, just like you, jennie, This, most others here, I'm in a committed relationship. True, I'm not married or anything, but it's the most committed relationship I've ever been in. I'm just playing along like you. I don't expect anything to come of it, and I would never date someone I met online anyway. It's just not my style.

KP, you're a keeper. Sadly, I'm already kept.

Nothing sad about being kept, love.

nothing sad about being kept, love.

True.

Besides, the little bugger has my heart. I don't know how he got it, but he has it. I would never do anything to hurt him. Again, surprised by that. He snuck in, he stuck, he's a keeper too. :)

Darn men. :)

ALT!
Right now, I have exactly 1/9th of the posts you do! :)

That's an improvement, because when I started, I had 1/15thousand and something the amount of posts you did! :cool:

Anyway... :rolleyes:

Nothing wrong with a good woman loved by a good man.

nothin wrong with a good woman loved by a good man.

Good woman? Giggle. ;)

I was the worst woman before I met hubby.

Okay, this may be the beer talking, because I always divulge too much info when I'm drinking, but, I was not a good girl, or a good woman. I was the worst of the worst. I really was.

Can't change the past, wouldn't if I could. It lead me here.

The thing is, hubby loves me anyway. That's one special man. :)

Hehehehe, but maybe he likes bad girls!

It gives him an excuse to use his whips! ;)

hehehehe, but maybe he likes bad girls!

It gives him an excuse to use his whips! ;)

:D

He's not a whipper. He's a kind, gentle loving man. I really don't deserve him.

"good woman" doesn't mean colors inside the lines, necessarily.

:D

He's not a whipper. He's a kind, gentle loving man. I really don't deserve him.

He seems to think you do, so there you go...

he seems to think you do, so there you go...

True. Silly man that he is. ;)

It's not all sunshine and roses, we have our moments, times that we both
Want to walk, call it quits, but we stick. We're a team, better or worse.

Damn, beer makes me mushy. :(

Fine, you don't deserve him.
So, don't DEserve him, but serve him!

Give him what he wants, and he wants you! ;)

*ga... ga... gasp*

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I almost peed my pants when I saw that! Hmm... I think I should find one REALLY GOOD thread to post on, make my 100th really memorable! ;)
Any ideas?

Fine, you don't deserve him.
So, don't DEserve him, but serve him!

Give him what he wants, and he wants you! ;)

Give him what he wants?

He has to earn that baby. ;)

I'm a woman, complicated, fun, but you'll never figure me out. Just how I roll. ;)

Naah, that is all women. Men can't understand them, because they speak "WOMANESE" :rolleyes:

Ooh, maybe make him serve you then? ;)

Give him what he wants?

He has to earn that baby. ;)

I'm a woman, complicated, fun, but you'll never figure me out. Just how I roll. ;)

Hmmm...

I smelll sexy XX genes.

Complicated.

Sensual.

Conflicting.

Is it wrong I'm har... crap... this isn't the naughty thread.

I give up.

Never give up KP, just go to the right place. ;)

Naah, that is all women. Men can't understand them, because they speak "WOMANESE" :rolleyes:

Ooh, maybe make him serve you then? ;)

I speak Altynese, it get's me through the day. ;)

I wll serve him. ;) I love to be the servant ;)

Mmmm wrong thread :o
Although I thnk we have all crossed that boundary today ;) lol

There aren't any boundaries I won't cross Jennie.

Oops. :(

There aren't any boundaries I won't cross Jennie.

Oops. :(

*ahem*
You mean besides the underage one, right?

Hey ladies.

Love to you all.

Thanks for the smiles.

Need to be out for a few hours.

Love your way. Thanks for the kind thoughts. Means the world to me these days.

hey ladies.

love to you all.

thanks for the smiles.

need to be out for a few hours.

love your way. thanks for the kind thoughts. means the world to me these days.

I'm glad we were on at the same time KP dear.

Miss you tons.

Love you tons.

Major hugs and kisses your way.

Alty
That carrot in your Butt looks smaller today , did you sit down last night :D

I'm glad we were on at the same time KP dear.

Miss you tons.

Love you tons.

Major hugs and kisses your way.

Right

Back

At

You

Love

Alty
That carrot in your Butt looks smaller today , did you sit down last night :D

Naah, she sat down a little while ago... I'll try to find the page for you.

EDIT: Here you go!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/shiny-castle-doom-much-prettier-than-old-one-383306-63.html

EDIT2: You rock! Yay, I got my first REAL square, the first one I had to earn!
Thanks to all for greenies, and encouragement, and even those who gave constructive criticism! *cough*reddies*cough*

Let's give ben this many greenies for taking such great care of the site!
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Anyone agree?
(sorry, the castle was empty and I was bored)

Let's give ben this many greenies for taking such great care of the site!
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Anyone agree?
(sorry, the castle was empty and I was bored)

Too many smilies to send your way...

Alty
That carrot in your Butt looks smaller today , did you sit down last night :D

I've been sitting most of the day M. ;)

Bye Adam, enjoy the bunny.

By the way, what's the bunny's name?

The name is Chip.

I don't know why but it is.

OK!!!!!

I am so excited, well a bit anyway...

I have been working for two months to close a contract. I just got off the phone, answered one last question and it's mine now!!!!

$172,500.00 per month for three years with renewal terms.......at a 4% increase for each year!!!

I wasn't sure about this one, turned all the company's strength and knowledge to it. Seven meetings, numerous emails and faxes, 4 lunches and 2 dinners.

Whew, we needed this one...closed it.

It feels like a 'ton' has been lifted off my shoulders and I am feeling a little proud at this moment...

Sorry for this but I am just excited...:)


Wow Stringer. I am proud of you. That is awesome. Congratulations

*Walks up to the castle... wants in.. *
*Tries to find the entrance*
*Gets lost, starts running into the wall over and over trying to get in*

You have to say the magic word before the door appears :rolleyes:

Ummmm...
Abra Kadabra?
Or is it...
OPEN UP! It's the IRS!
Or is it... ummm...
Its Sexytime!

Meow

Wow Stringer. I am proud of you. that is awesome. Congratulations

Thank you kind sir.

Yes, I bet you feel so great right about now?

Hey Unky! I see you

Yup right! I was reading the past posts. These are what I learnt:

Stringer got and will get plenty of money, yay for the Sheriff! :)

Adam got a Rex Rabbit, named Chip! Congrats Adam! :)

Helping got his first real box, yay for HH! :)

Alty has a very 'heavy' month, lub lub Alty, despite the continuously shaking carrot hitting me now and then.

Hi everyone! :)

Good to see you around Unky.

I think you are caught up now

Hay jerry long time no see

It's not a carrot!

Are you sure alty? ;)

I'd still like that bunny to turn around... just saying.

I get my birthday dinner tonight. Oh boy!

The bunny is not turning around, the orange thingy is a tail and I like it.

::wiggle, wiggle, wiggle::

Just talked to Sneezy, things aren't going too well. He loves the school, the scenery, has made some friends but he's having problems with the financing so he may have to go back home.

Good news is that they said he could come back next year, bad news is, he doesn't want to leave after everything he went through to get there.

He's working on it, we all know he's creative, if anyone can figure out how to make it work he can, but this may be out of his control.

Poor kid. He sounded pretty upset. :(

I get my birthday dinner tonight. Oh boy!


Did you specify what you want for your birthday dinner?

Did you specify what you want for your birthday dinner?

Well there are certain things that I would like but I believe it is going to be at golden corral. Are you familiar with it?

The bunny is not turning around, the orange thingy is a tail and I like it.

::wiggle, wiggle, wiggle::

Just talked to Sneezy, things aren't going too well. He loves the school, the scenery, has made some friends but he's having problems with the financing so he may have to go back home.

Good news is that they said he could come back next year, bad news is, he doesn't want to leave after everything he went through to get there.

He's working on it, we all know he's creative, if anyone can figure out how to make it work he can, but this may be out of his control.

Poor kid. He sounded pretty upset. :(

Alty, what is the cost that he is needing? I may just have an idea

Alty, what is the cost that he is needing? I may just have an idea

$13,000 USD Adam.

Alty, let me know what you think.

How is everyone doing on this fine day?

Well there are certain things that I would like but I believe it is going to be at golden corral. Are you familiar with it?

Yep, been there once.