Reality is;

I did rest, don't feel good, now I'm awake, feel worse. Yup, that's reality! :(

I need sugar!
Aww hun I am sorry you feel bad

Awww... that sux... sorry to hear..

Sugar will give you a temp high... but then beware the crash, you will crash HARD

aww hun i am sorry you feel bad

Thanks, I'll be okay, just feel icky, me no likey. :(

Worst thing, it's time to start dinner, I don't want to eat much less cook.

I wonder if McDonalds delivers. :confused:

Thanks, I'll be okay, just feel icky, me no likey. :(

Worst thing, it's time to start dinner, I don't want to eat much less cook.

I wonder if McDonalds delivers. :confused:lol no I don't think so but pizza does

Awww... that sux... sorry to hear..

Sugar will give you a temp high... but then beware the crash, you will crash HARD

I feel like I've already crashed hard.

I feel like I've been soaked, wrung out, folded and put back wet. Does that make sense?

Okay, I'm dizzy, nauseous, grumpy, OMG! Am I pregnant? :eek:

Counts back... OMG! No, can't be, hubby's snipped. CRAP! :(

Black have you been to new thread

I feel like I've already crashed hard.

I feel like I've been soaked, wrung out, folded and put back wet. Does that make sense?

Okay, I'm dizzy, nauseous, grumpy, OMG! Am I pregnant? :eek:

Counts back.... OMG! No, can't be, hubby's snipped. CRAP! :(

Wow... that doesn't sound too good...

I know u know the facts, that hubby being snipped doesn't always work, so just get tested anyway. But it could be simpler things, like the flu or something...

Hope you'll be OK...

black have you been to new thread

Nope... what new thread?

It is a place we can be naughty without any trouble... Alty can he still join

Wow... that doesn't sound too good...

I know u know the facts, that hubby being snipped doesn't always work, so just get tested anyway. But it could be simpler things, like the flu or something...

Hope you'll be ok...

I'm not pregnant, that was my attempt at humor. Boy did that bomb! :p

I know what the problem is, just don't want to mention it here, if Sneezy sees it he'll give me crap. :(

I know Sneezy, I don't eat well and I forgot to take my meds, I have no one to blame but myself!

Crap, I said it outloud.

Spank me, I deserve it. :(

it is a place we can be naughty without any trouble ...Alty can he still join

Braking rule no 1 ben won't like that :D

it is a place we can be naughty without any trouble ...Alty can he still join

I don't think there's a time limit to join that one, it's permanent (unless we screw it up ::raises hand::)

It may take a while to get accepted seeing as only Ben or J9 can give the I don't think either one of them is online right now.

The only requirement is that you're over 18. The mods are just trying to keep all us dirty guys and girls somewhere where virgin eyes can't see. :)

I'm not pregnant, that was my attempt at humor. Boy did that bomb! :p

I know what the problem is, just don't want to mention it here, if Sneezy sees it he'll give me crap. :(

I know Sneezy, I don't eat well and I forgot to take my meds, I have no one to blame but myself!

Crap, I said it outloud.

Go ahead and spank me, I deserve it. :(can black and I take turns lol;)

braking rule no 1 ben wont like that :D

I think that rule was a joke. :p

Wasn't it? :eek:

Crap! :(

Back to the corner I go. :o

No, can't be, hubby's snipped. CRAP! :(

They can heal. My kids are 16 and 23 and the operation is 33

can black and i take turns lol;)

Love you to bits but I only play for the boys team. I know, limits my options, but I do okay. ;)

CRAP!

Wrong thread. :o

You guys are leading me down the road to temptation and trust me I don't need a leader to get there! :cool:

can black and i take turns lol;)
Me too!! :eek:

They can heal. My kids are 16 and 23 and the operation is 33

I was kidding! Now you all have me worried! :eek:

I'm too old to have kids! Okay, not really but... I'm done having kids! No more! This baby factory is closed! Not open for business! It's a hostile environment! Not accepting tenants! NO!

Maybe it's menopause! Ya, that's it! Got to be. :)

You can go through menopause in your 30's, right? :confused:

Haha... cool... I'll go look for this thread...

So this thread will be the "Just for fun" thread... and there will the "Come back to my room for some fun" thread... Lol! Hope I can join in... :)

Haha... cool... I'll go look for this thread...

So this thread will be the "Just for fun" thread... and there will the "Come back to my room for some fun" thread... Lol! Hope I can join in... :)

Nily, give him directions, I'm in enough trouble, you do it, I've got your back, promise! :)

Nily, give him directions, I'm in enough trouble, you do it, I've got your back, promise! :)I pm'd him with the location lol I feel like I am on a secret mission lol

Haha... makes u feel like a Bond girl? ;)

Bond or bound? :D

WRONG THREAD!! :(

Haha... makes u feel like a Bond girl?? ;)
Yeah but I don't look like one:(

Dinner time!

Back later.

See you alty

Haha... makes u feel like a Bond girl?? ;)did you find the location mr.bond lol OMG I just role played lol;)

Bye Alty... hope you'll be OK... *hugs*


Now back to the Bond/Bound girl... lol... I'll have a Martini... Shaken... not stirred... ;)

did you find the location mr.bond lol OMG i just role played lol;)

Haha... yes... I found the secret location and have submitted my request for special clearance to access that area... hopefully it gets authorized soon... lol.. I'm itching to get my gun off... lol ;)

Bye Alty... hope you'll be ok... *hugs*


Now back to the Bond/Bound girl... lol... I'll have a Martini... Shaken... not stirred... ;)coming right up mr.bond lol... :.shakes martini ande pours in glass: he you go handsome

Haha... yes... I found the secret location and have submitted my request for special clearance to access that area... hopefully it gets authorized soon... lol.. I'm itching to get my gun off... lol ;)
Is it a big gun mr bond.. can I see it

Wait a minute!

I heard the new guy prefers to be served by guys

is it a big gun mr bond..can i see it

Haha... sorry, but I'm only allowed to display my weapon in the special access area... Im not at liberty to divulge too much information here, never know who is watching... ;)

Wait a minute!

I heard the new guy prefers to be served by guysoh sorry I guess I was in character lol

Wait a minute!

I heard the new guy prefers to be served by guys

Im not a fan of the new guy... he seems more of a bad guy to me... I think Pierce Brosnan is a much better Bond... he has the style and the English class a James Bond character needs..

oh sorry i guess i was in character lol

I don't know, Black, do you look more like Craig or Brosnan?

I dunno, Black, do you look more like Craig or Brosnan?

Haha... already answered your question... I think Brosnan plays a better bond... :)

Im not a fan of the new guy... he seems more of a bad guy to me... I think Pierce Brosnan is a much better Bond... he has the style and the English class a James Bond character needs..

Brosnan was the best Bond since Connery

Im not a fan of the new guy... he seems more of a bad guy to me... I think Pierce Brosnan is a much better Bond... he has the style and the English class a James Bond character needs..I agree

Im not a fan of the new guy... he seems more of a bad guy to me... I think Pierce Brosnan is a much better Bond... he has the style and the English class a James Bond character needs..

He did play bond really well and enjoyed all the films he was in (pierce brosnan is irish by the way)

With the new bonds they've gone for a more gritty closer to the books less gadgets kind of thing

Although latest bond was total crap, and wasn't based on any of the books

Haha... already answered your question... I think Brosnan plays a better bond... :)bronson is a hottie

Since Connery was a little before my time, I grew up with Brosnan as Bond, and to me, he fitting the role perfectly. All good. But Craig does have nice blue eyes. I'm not gay, but his eyes are a nice blue. But other than that, he look old and beating up, his face is too hard and I guess he looks a little cold and mean. Just my opinion

he did play bond well (pierce brosnan is irish by the way)

with the new bonds theyve gone for a more gritty closer to the books less gadgets kind of thing

although latest bond was total crap, and wasnt based on any of the booksoh really irish you learn something new every day I would definitely let him get my lucky charms... ooop wrong thread

he did play bond really well and enjoyed all the films he was in (pierce brosnan is irish by the way)

with the new bonds theyve gone for a more gritty closer to the books less gadgets kind of thing

although latest bond was total crap, and wasnt based on any of the books

Wow! Didn't know he was Irish, but all good. He just seems to have more class and charm(haha... irish joke, lucky charms... Lol!)

I love the gadgets... that's why I liked Inspector Gadget too... and Get Smart! I want a shoe phone!! :D

oh really irish you learn something new every day i would definately let him get my lucky charms ...ooop wrong thread

Lol I see what you've done there, clever :D

Lol shoe phone, awesome :D

oh really irish you learn something new every day i would definately let him get my lucky charms ...ooop wrong thread

Damn... you beat me to the lucky charms joke... Lol!

lol i see what youve done there, clever :D
I told you I was going to be mischievous didn't say where lol

oh really irish you learn something new every day i would definately let him get my lucky charms ...ooop wrong thread

It's just the accent. My wife says Connery is the only man she'd leave me for because of his accent.

It's just the accent. My wife says Connery is the only man she'd leave me for because of his accent.
You damn skippy I hear an good accent irish, english, hispanic, mmmm I just melt

It's just the accent. My wife says Connery is the only man she'd leave me for because of his accent.

Haha... My fiancé has a thing for my accent too, but she doesn't know what it is. I'm from Singapore, I look Indian, and I live in Australia, but apparently I sound American. Go figure... Lol!


Im getting the first shoe phone Nokia ever makes... Lol!

It's just the accent. My wife says Connery is the only man she'd leave me for because of his accent.

Connery is sexy :p

Connery is sexy :p
I totally agree

you damn skippy i hear an good accent irish, english, hispanic, mmmm i just melt

Hmmm, we should meet some day ;)

hmmm, we should meet some day ;)oooooo you have an accent

oooooo you have an accent

Kind of a mix of the north west english ones lol

Ahh I see

:(black you leave me, who will I role play with now

Haha... nope... I got my access to the secure area... its fun there.. I like... :)

I am so there

kind of a mix of the north west english ones lol

How you doing? ;)

How you doin? ;)

Great love ;) and you?

great love ;) and you?

Blushing now, you called me love. Sigh. Gosh. :o

Alty this woman need a wake up callhttps://www.askmehelpdesk.com/marriage/im-seeing-married-man-am-horrible-357267-2.html
She is so deluded

Blushing now, you called me love. Sigh. Gosh. :o

Lol I made you blush :D

Blushing now, you called me love. Sigh. Gosh. :o

Haha... wow... you cheered up quite a bit since Al appeared... lol... ;)

lol i made you blush :D

Yup, you did, all the way to my toes! :o

See, I am just a girl after all. :D

Alty this woman need a wake up callhttps://www.askmehelpdesk.com/marriage/im-seeing-married-man-am-horrible-357267-2.html
she is so deluded

Yeah... tell, me about it... what's up with that? She doesn't think she is doing anything wrong! :mad:

Haha... wow... you cheered up quite a bit since Al appeared... lol... ;)

He's my Bear, always puts a smile on my face. He knows how to melt my big hard heart. And if I don't comply he'll tear it out of my chest and eat it. He is a bear after all! :p

He's my Bear, always puts a smile on my face. He knows how to melt my big hard heart. And if I don't comply he'll tear it out of my chest and eat it. He is a bear after all! :p

Haha... nice... so always try to stay on his good side... keep smiling.. :)

Alty this woman need a wake up callhttps://www.askmehelpdesk.com/marriage/im-seeing-married-man-am-horrible-357267-2.html
she is so deluded

I couldn't find the link. Could you post it again. I'll take a look later. Not in the mood right now. ;)

Haha... nice... so always try to stay on his good side... keep smiling.. :)

He's my cuddly wuddly Bear, I'm always on his good side. Okay, most of the time. 99%?

BEAR! Help! :eek:

He's my cuddly wuddly Bear, I'm always on his good side. Okay, most of the time. 99%?

BEAR! Help! :eek:

Haha... I just don't see him ripping your heart out and eating it...

He looks more like a vegetarian bear to me... lol ;)

Haha... I just don't see him ripping your heart out and eating it...

He looks more like a vegetarian bear to me... lol ;)

He'd never rip my heart out. Right Bear? RIGHT! :(

I'm sure he's been tempted, I am a bit of a hard a$$ sometimes. Shh, don't tell anyone. ;)

He'd never rip my heart out. Right Bear? RIGHT!? :(

I'm sure he's been tempted, I am a bit of a hard a$$ sometimes. Shh, don't tell anyone. ;)
You never

you never

Ah, sarcasm, love it! :p

He'd never rip my heart out. Right Bear? RIGHT!? :(

I'm sure he's been tempted, I am a bit of a hard a$$ sometimes. Shh, don't tell anyone. ;)

Hard a$$ or Hot a$$... lol... sorry, I couldn't help myself.. I know... wrong place... lol ;)

Hard a$$ or Hot a$$.... lol... sorry, I couldn't help myself.. I know... wrong place... lol ;)

It's a bit of both actually! :D

Or so I've been told. ;)

Aww all these nice things being said about me :o guess its my turn to blush a bit :D

Nah id never rip your heart out alty, its too big id never eat it all :D -that sounded better in my head

Nope not a veggie bear, all carnivore , I don't like any of that rabbit food :D

It's a bit of both actually! :D

Or so I've been told. ;)

Haha... and who said people aren't modest these days... lol ;)

aww all these nice things being said about me :o guess its my turn to blush a bit :D

nah id never rip your heart out alty, its too big id never eat it all :D -that sounded better in my head

nope not a veggie bear, all carnivore , i dont like any of that rabbit food :D

Rabbit food? :eek:

Say it isn't so!

No bunny eating! None! Step away from the bunnies.

Bunnies are friends, not food! :cool:

aww all these nice things being said about me :o guess its my turn to blush a bit :D

nah id never rip your heart out alty, its too big id never eat it all :D -that sounded better in my head

nope not a veggie bear, all carnivore , i dont like any of that rabbit food :D

That's what I'm talking about... nobody like to see a bear chomping down on a salad or crunching on a carrot... lol...

I love my meat... (yes... I know how that sounds... get your mind out of the gutter and save it for the other thread)... lol

Haha... and who said people aren't modest these days... lol ;)

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. :p

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. :p

Haha... I know your pain... I really do... lol ;)

It's a struggle... but that's the price of perfection... lol :cool:

Haha... I know your pain... I really do... lol ;)

Its a struggle... but thats the price of perfection... lol :cool:

Exactly! People just don't understand how hard it is to be me! :p

Okay, I hope you all know I'm kidding! Jeesh. ;)

Exactly! People just don't understand how hard it is to be me! :p

Okay, I hope you all know I'm kidding! Jeesh. ;)

Haha... don't worry... I get where you are coming from...

And yeah... sure... we know you are kidding... *wink wink*... lol :p

Rabbit food? :eek:

Say it isn't so!

No bunny eating! None! Step away from the bunnies.

Bunnies are friends, not food! :cool:

Sorry didn't mean I like to eat bunnies, I meant I don't like their kind of food,you know the green stuff :D

sorry didnt mean i like to eat bunnies, i meant i dont like their kind of food,you know the green stuff :D

Haha... that what my fiancé eats... rabbit food... and she eats like a rabbit too... nibbling on the food like an hour... Lol!

I just power through my steak and watch her for the next 45 minutes... Lol!

Haha... that what my fiance eats... rabbit food... and she eats like a rabbit too... nibbling on the food like an hour... Lol!

I just power through my steak and watch her for the next 45 minutes... Lol!

High five blackvy it seems you've bagged yourself a bunny girl :D

Good night all try to behave that goes for black alty and bear

good night all try to behave that goes for black alty and bear

Behave? Whatsa?:confused:

high five blackvy it seems youve bagged yourself a bunny girl :D

I have a bunny, well, actually it's a rabbit, battery operated, yes, yes, I know!

WRONG THREAD! :o

Behave? Whatsa?:confused:
Lmao night hun

Night night nitey :D, have a good rest

night night nitey :D, have a good rest

NNN, hee, hee. :p

NNN, hee, hee. :p

Yea I might have had a bit too much to drink because that confused me a little when writing it :D

yea i might have had a bit to much to drink because that confused me a little when writting it :D

It confused me while reading it, so we're in the same boat Bear. Giggle, boat bear. :p

It confused me while reading it, so we're in the same boat Bear. Giggle, boat bear. :p

Lol... what :confused: I think sombody needs to lay of the booze for a bit, ill gladly take it off your hands though :D

Reet, that's me done for the night, good night all :)

Night Bear. Love you. Hugs. Kisses. Hey, get your hand off my... oops, wrong thread! :D

Alty:

Does your handle come from a concatenation of two literal translations?

Alty:

Does your handle come from a concatenation of two literal translations?

KISS, I've had two beers, could you translate that? ;)

high five blackvy it seems youve bagged yourself a bunny girl :D

Haha... yes... Bunny... hehehe *evil laugh*

Bunny girls are fun. Especially the playboy variety.

Crap! Wrong thread? I can say bunny, right?

I'm going back in my corner. :(

Haha.. nothing wrong with bunny girls... lol... I don't think that's too bad... but lets stick to the other thread... :)

Translation:

Alten+weg = old gone?

Translation:

Alten+weg = old gone?

Alten+weg = old way or old path. Close. :D

Old fuddy duddy? :p

Kidding, kidding, don't hit me!

Guten Tag!! :D

Old fuddy duddy? :p

kidding, kidding, don't hit me!

Shaz. RUN! :D

Guten Tag!!! :D

Guten tag Unky, wie geht es dir?

Nope, I don't understand that one... lol ;) Adam just told me this one and I hadn't had the time to learn others :o

I guess you meant:

Do you speak German?

Nope, I said how are you. :)

Guten tag Unky, wie geht es dir?
Unky learn to this the automatic response 'es geht mir gut' :)

unky learn to this the automatic response 'es geht mir gut' :)

Sehr gut Herr Bear. :D

Darnit. My time is limited today, stuff to do, can't put it off.

I'll be back later though.

Hold down the fort for me.

K?

Kisses! :)

Bye Alty! :)

What I guess is that es is you and mir is I? gut or guten is good, and each is used in different structures?

Bye alty

Unfortunately unky I'm going to be in and out today as well, important forms need filling in for tomorrow :)
Have a good one

Quite right apart from es usually translates to 'it'

Ah OK! Bye Bear! Have a good day! :)

Bunny girls are fun. Especially the playboy variety.

Crap! Wrong thread? I can say bunny, right?

I'm going back in my corner. :(

*smartarse comment I cannot say on this thread or else I be banished*

*smartarse comment i cannot say on this thread or else i be banished*

Haha! Save it for SAG... lol ;)

Rule #2

Rule #2

Hehe... knew someone would say that, but after his Rules post, he said he was kidding about them... except for the last 1 I think...

So SAG SAG SAG!. lol

Sic 'em, Ben

Hiya black are you behaving?

hiya black are you behaving?

Haha... always... well, in here anyway... ;)

Haha... always... well, in here anyway... ;)yeah you kind of have to huh... lol

yeah you kind of have to huh...lol

Haha yeah... but I can be as evil as I want elsewhere... :)

*smartarse comment i cannot say on this thread or else i be banished*

But I want to hear it. :(

Sigh.

::whispers::

What is SAG? :o

A tla.

A tla?

:confused:

Damn you people :p

SAG

Super Active Group?

Tla, I don't know.

Hi there!! :)

I 've got a question... quite strange thing happened to me today. Someone called me on my mobile, but I was in class and couldn't take the call. I then found that it was a foreign call... Do any of you know that number?

+393193269047

+39 is Italy... :confused:

Lol Unky, I don't know the number. The only person I know that's in Italy is Linny. Most of us it seems are in the US, Canada, and Australia.

Hey there NM! Yup, may be some people just pressing random numbers on their phone... :mad:

SAG

Screen Actors Guild
Sexy A$$ Group
Some Arrogant Guys
Sad Atlanta Gays
Sorry Arse Girls

I could go on. :D

BTW: A TLA is a three Letter Acronym.

BTW: A TLA is a three Letter Acronym.

Like "BTW"? :p

a tla?

:confused:

damn you people :p

You're so cute when you are flustered and naked.

youre so cute when you are flustered and naked.

How did you know I was naked

:: peers out window ::

You don't have to hide out there! :p

How did you know I was naked

:: peers out window ::

You don't have to hide out there! :p

What a man needs to do and what he should do aren't always the same thing.

Whoa. Holy crap. I got all zenny on myself there.

There's room over here in the corner, kp

what a man needs to do and what he should do arent always the same thing.

whoa. holy crap. i got all zenny on myself there.

LMAO! Zenny! Giggle. :p

The sound of one hand

Wait... wrong thread:eek:

I can't go anywhere with you guys, can I?? I swear, where ever I go... my cheeks turn bright red... gosh

I can't go anywhere with you guys, can I??? I swear, where ever I go...my cheeks turn bright red...gosh

Haha... well, if they don't behave, turn the car around and take them home... lol ;)

Hi start, great to see you, hope your doing well :)

I can't go anywhere with you guys, can I??? I swear, where ever I go...my cheeks turn bright red...gosh

You're welcome. Blushes are good for the complexion.

You're welcome. Blushes are good for the complexion.

So is wine.;)
Bear... hey sweet friend... :p
I got to get my seat belt fastened!:o

Safety first ;)

Awww damm it start, I really wish we had more time to chat, it feels as though were slowly drifting apart :(
But I have to go I'm trying to fix my sleeping times and to stay up any later at the moment would take me a few steps back :(
So it looks like ill have to cath you another time,

Night everyone, cya later :)

Awww damm it start, I really wish we had more time to chat, it feels as though were slowly drifting apart :(
But I have to go I'm trying to fix my sleeping times and to stay up any later at the moment would take me a few steps back :(
So it looks like ill have to cath you another time,



No way bear... years down the road we will be in touch... just wait. Some days I have the time, some days you do. Don't you dare say that... cause gosh, goll... geeze, I am still here... sometimes!:(:D Hugs sweet stuff!
Get yer azz to bed so you can make clear choices in the morning, I will see you when we can;)

Hey All! Anyone still here? :)

Hi Unky :hugs:

Hey nily!! Hugs hugs hugs!! :p

How's it going

Fine thanks! The weather was good today...

Now, why have I told you this unsignificant detail? :p

I don't know are you bored hun

Not really... just rarely know what to say to keep things chatty :(

Ahh I know how you feel it is easier with more people

You're perhaps right... no, you ARE right. There's the camping site too... NM is there too.

Ugh I got to go I got class online in 7 min I got to get set up... blech bye for now Unky

Ok, bye Nily! :)

We be clubbin at the holiday inn... :P

Hey, guyand gals. What's fun. I've long forgotten what the term even means. Is it an English word?

Spongebobs Meaning of FUN: F-is for friends who do stuff together
U- is for you and me
N-is for any where and any time at all
Down in the deep blue see

Plankton Definition of fun: F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium... BOMBS!
N is for no survivors when you-

Spongebob: Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for friends who do stuff to-

Plankton: Never! That's completely idiotic!

Spongebob: Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me, Try it!

Plankton: N is for NE where and Anytime at all

Down in the deep blue sea

Plankton: Wait... I don't understand this... I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?

Spongebob: No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Plankton: Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Spongebob: Okay!

Spongebob & Plankton: F is for frolic through all the flowers
U is for ukulele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and
Sand licking here with my best buddy
Hahahahaha...

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.

TELL ME I HAVE NOT BEEN WASTING MY TIME DOING GOOD THINGS FOR MY BODY?? I always seem to get screwed!

Id follow the doctors advice if I were you start

Like me :D

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.

TELL ME I HAVE NOT BEEN WASTING MY TIME DOING GOOD THINGS FOR MY BODY???? I always seem to get screwed!

Well on the other hand, it is good to know that I have always been on the right path.

Haha, you guys... I got to do my lunges... be back! LMAO

Well while you do your lunges, me and justy won't be, jelous much :D

Lunges are hard... gosh... starty is breathing so hard... Oh ma heart

Just think you wiped 200 beats off your heart...

While Bear and I we are on the right path.

It sucks getting older, where is that damned time machine?

lunges are hard...gosh...starty is breathing so hard....Oh ma heart

I'm used to getting that response :D, sorry couldn't help myself

Justy your heart has a few more beats on mine, you'll have to wait till a few years from now for that time machine :D

Justy... bear... git yer butts up and do some lunges...
Bear... real funny love... you are gitting your butt kicked in connect four... Oh yes...
And just so you can get it out of yer head today, "wheres the tiger?"
Gwen and Tesla... oh yes... Love is all around you... whoohohoh love is knocking outside yer dooooorrrr... waiting for you... oh this love made just for two... blah blah

Justy...bear...git yer butts up and do some lunges.....
Bear...real funny love...you are gitting your butt kicked in connect four...Oh yes....
And just so you can get it outta yer head today, "wheres the tiger?"
Gwen and Tesla...oh yes...Love is all around you...whoohohoh love is knockin outside yer dooooorrrr...waiting for you....oh this love made just for two...blah blah

No no I take it back, please stop singing tesla :(
You got me back enough because now I have to go and watch that advert, although it is a great one :)

Justy, I broke the time machine. :(

I thought it was a coffee maker.

Apparently putting water in it was bad.

Sorry. :o

HAHAHAHAH
Can you post my fave pic again... I need to know who I am dealing with here... HEHEHEHE
Bye for now guys... off to the shower, then work! HAVE A GREAT DAY!

Justy, I broke the time machine. :(

I thought it was a coffee maker.

Apparently putting water in it was bad.

Sorry. :o



I only used the time machine a little while ago, that's why its in the future, I couldn't get in it? are you telling me I used the coffee machine :eek:

YouTube - Tesla-Love Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0QepByba58)
Here you go sweetheart;)

YouTube - Tesla-Love Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0QepByba58)
here you go sweetheart;)

OK here take it, as payment so I don't have to click that link
(inner bear: but its so blue and shiny, it must be clicked!)
No I will resist!

Later Start

Hi Alty :)

Bear... you are wonderful, I will be having a great day today... hansome furry and sweet... love this picture, shows yer true colors! THANKS BEAR!

Love the Bear. He is a cuddly bear, isn't he?

I need a Bear hug. They're the best. :)

Bear, remember to blink... AMHD will still be there when you reopen your eyes. :D

Love you.

Oh I 'see' what you did there justy, good'un :D

Yea hope you have a great day start

And alty, a BIG BEAR HUG for you ma dear :D

In fact hugs to all three of you :)

Love the Bear. He is a cuddly bear, isn't he?

I need a Bear hug. They're the best. :)

Here ma'm! :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/members/unknown008-albums-small+pics-picture55-hugs05.jpg

oh i 'see' what you did there justy, good'un :D

yea hope you have a great day start

and alty, a BIG BEAR HUG for you ma dear :D

infact hugs to all three of ya :)

::NM screeches in out of breath::

Am I too late for the hug? :(

Nice pic unky
How you doing


::NM screeches in out of breath::

Am I too late for the hug??:(

Not at all NM

Hugs to you too :)

Hee, hee, polar bears.

Private joke. ;)

Hey Bear and Alty... was in, then saw the thread of Starby... still in shock :( Liver failure is kind of following me everywhere... first my dad, then the friend of my dad, now Starby :(

The weird thing is that my dad and his friend had the same name; Patrick, and both died on a Tuesday, of the same disease, roughly at the same time. My dad was in August, and his friend some weeks later.

I'm sorry to hear of your loss unky, my best wish go out to you,yea stuff like this you don't really expect, then all of a sudden there it is, best we can do is hope for the best and hope everything turns out for the best :)

Unky, my dad died of liver failure too. So many ties that bind us all together.

Smile sweetie, don't be sad. Okay?

Don't worry, I'll try to be the glue that keeps everyone together:-)

im sorry to hear of your loss unky, my best wish go out to you,yea stuff like this you dont really expect, then all of a sudden there it is, best we can do is hope for the best and hope everything turns out for the best


Unky, my dad died of liver failure too. So many ties that bind us all together.

Smile sweetie, don't be sad. Okay?


Don't worry, I'll try to be the glue that keeps everyone together:-)

Thank you all! :) I thought you already knew Bear?:confused: maybe you didn't see my post... anyway, now you know.

Yes, now I remember you mentioned that Alty. Sad thing that liver diseases.

Just then, last week, I had a talk on the Challenges in the Medical Field, and I decided to talk about Hepatitis, the disease affecting the liver, causing cancer and liver cirrhosis. You'll be surprised that liver cancer is the fifth most deadly disease in the world and affects one out of twelve people.

I didn't know unky, must have missed it when you posted, sorry :(

Same here Bear...
So many posts slip through the cracks, I miss a lot.
Sorry Unky Dunky.

It's OK Shazzy... it's been nearly two years now. I have to focus on my studies anyway, to please him.

It's ok Shazzy... it's been nearly two years now. I have to focus on my studies anyway, to please him.

I'm sure he would be pleased. You a great guy Unky, your dad would be proud.

I have a question I do not condone violence but I am sooo ready to open a can of whoop a$$ this girl that use to be my husband's friend is leaving messages on his myspace about how sexy he looks in his picks and stuff how should I hadle this

use to be my husband's friend is leaving messages on his myspace

Can he block her?

Yeah we have done that she called the house all pissed and stuff I was like yeah you were blocked and jeff wanted you blocked too... she said she has been friends with jeff for longer thac we have been together well I was like so I F him every night

i F him every night

Next time point out who he MARRIED

Next time point out who he MARRIEDI will do that I am not usually like this but when this girl just blantanly lets it known how she has a crush on my hubby... I guess my claws pop out lol

Niiice kitty, Gooood kitty, play nice, kitty

Meow... ppppuuuurrrrr :wags tail: lol

wags tail:

DANGER Will Robinson

Wagging tails are bad in kitty's

I always play nice :giggle:

Sometimes rough is fun

Wait -- wrong thread:o

Yeah no trouble

yeah we have done that she called the house all pissed and stuff i was like yeah you were blocked and jeff wanted you blocked too...she said she has been friends with jeff for longer thac we have been together well i was like so i F him every night

Okay, this is just me, but here's what I'd do.

Warning, my plans usually don't end well so proceed with caution.

Is she dating someone? Married? If so, this is going to be easy and fun. Write her boyfriend/husband/dog an email. Tell him that you would like his girlfriend/wife/owner to stop trying to hook up with your husband. Tell him that your husband does not swing, he's not in an open relationship. Tell him that you don't care if they sleep with other people, but that's not happening in your house. Tell him that you are also not interested in her and that she needs to stop calling and leaving messages on myspace. The answer is no, no, no.

The minute you get off the phone with him the fit will hit the shan! :)

Now. If she's not seeing anyone then the plan is harder because your husband is going to have to be the one to stop it. Okay, bluntly put, he needs to grow a pair.

Block her from Myspace, Facebook, the phone, your yard, everything.

He's going to have to tell her that he's not at all interested, that he married you because he loves you, only you, no one else.

I don't care if she knew him since they were in utero, she's nothing, you're his wife.

She needs to back the f off. Okay, sorry, reliving a moment.

Anyway. If she calls and whines, tell her to suck it up and go find another guy to play with, that you're husband isn't allowed to play with her anymore. She needs to find a new playground.

Best I can do.

Proceed. With caution. Really! Actually, don't do it. Na, bad idea. Walk away.

Good luck. :)

LMAO Alty you are hilarious and I love you... you are even more mean than I am lol

LMAO Alty you are hilarious and i love you.... you are even more mean than i am lol

You don't know the half of it. :eek:

I'm a really nice person, until I can't be. No one messes with my family or my friends. It's just not going to happen.

It's pretty bad. My husband has a bailout fund for me, just in case. ;)

He he he snort OMG you just made me snort:o

he he he snort OMG you just made me snort:o

Going to jail is not funny! :eek:

The look on your husbands face when he bails you out, priceless. :p

Going to jail is not funny! :eek:

The look on your husbands face when he bails you out, priceless. :pno about him having a bailout fund and my husband has bailed me out of jail before.. offensive touching yeah had anger management and all that happy horse@&^%

Down South we don't have those problems. We have backhoes and shotguns.

I wish I lived in the south

Down South we don't have those problems. We have backhoes and shotguns.

I might be needing those when my daughter starts dating. ;)

They don't have backhoes in Seaford, Nitey?

Yeah but they all know me round here I would never get away with a crime lol

no about him having a bailout fund and my husband has bailed me out of jail before.. offensive touching yeah had anger management and all that happy horse@&^%

I got into a fight with a guy that raped my friend.

He ended up in the same bar as us. He came up to her and grabbed her , asked her if she was ready for round two. She went white.

He then turned to me and said "or maybe I'll break in a new one".

I kneed him in the groin, punched him in the mouth, knocked out one of his teeth and then spit in his face.

The bouncers came, tore us apart, called the police.

When the police came I explained why I had done it. Both cops, men, took me aside and said "we have to take you in because this is assault, but personally, if it was up to us, we'd give you a medal. This guy is in our system, he's a known rapist, spent 2 years in jail for rape, but this time he's being smart, no evidence".

They took me to the station, threw me in the slammer. I was 18 at the time, didn't know hubby, didn't want to call mom and dad, called an ex. He wasn't home, phone call wasted.

The cops all pitched in and paid for my bail, drove me home, told me that next time I should make sure he didn't get back up. No charges were ever filed. Something tells me the cops talked to the guy and made it clear that filing charges wasn't a good idea.

Ya, I was a bit bad when I was young. ;)

One of my customers left a note for me to go in and spray his house when he wasn't there that read "Hired Assassins Welcome." We're not that hard to find.

Ya, I was a bit bad when I was young. ;)

That quote I posted about "Beware strong drink -- it makes you shoot at cops and miss."
I know that one's accurate.

Okay, this is just me, but here's what I'd do.

Warning, my plans usually don't end well so proceed with caution.

Is she dating someone? Married? If so, this is going to be easy and fun. Write her boyfriend/husband/dog an email. Tell him that you would like his girlfriend/wife/owner to stop trying to hook up with your husband. Tell him that your husband does not swing, he's not in an open relationship. Tell him that you don't care if they sleep with other people, but that's not happening in your house. Tell him that you are also not interested in her and that she needs to stop calling and leaving messages on myspace. The answer is no, no, no.

The minute you get off the phone with him the fit will hit the shan! :)

Now. If she's not seeing anyone then the plan is harder because your husband is going to have to be the one to stop it. Okay, bluntly put, he needs to grow a pair.

Block her from Myspace, facebook, the phone, your yard, everything.

He's going to have to tell her that he's not at all interested, that he married you because he loves you, only you, no one else.

I don't care if she knew him since they were in utero, she's nothing, you're his wife.

She needs to back the f off. Okay, sorry, reliving a moment.

Anyway. If she calls and whines, tell her to suck it up and go find another guy to play with, that you're husband isn't allowed to play with her anymore. She needs to find a new playground.

Best I can do.

Proceed. With caution. Really! Actually, don't do it. Na, bad idea. Walk away.

Good luck. :)

LOL, is that what you did to Sneezy? :p


I got into a fight with a guy that raped my friend.

He ended up in the same bar as us. He came up to her and grabbed her , asked her if she was ready for round two. She went white.

He then turned to me and said "or maybe I'll break in a new one".

I kneed him in the groin, punched him in the mouth, knocked out one of his teeth and then spit in his face.

The bouncers came, tore us apart, called the police.

When the police came I explained why I had done it. Both cops, men, took me aside and said "we have to take you in because this is assault, but personally, if it was up to us, we'd give you a medal. This guy is in our system, he's a known rapist, spent 2 years in jail for rape, but this time he's being smart, no evidence".

They took me to the station, threw me in the slammer. I was 18 at the time, didn't know hubby, didn't want to call mom and dad, called an ex. He wasn't home, phone call wasted.

The cops all pitched in and paid for my bail, drove me home, told me that next time I should make sure he didn't get back up. No charges were ever filed. Something tells me the cops talked to the guy and made it clear that filing charges wasn't a good idea.

Ya, I was a bit bad when I was young.

Wow... GOLD MEDAL FOR ALTY! :D

Gold Medal for sure Alty.

How is everyone? I can't be the first one up... geeze

YAWN! I'm up, I'm up! Starty? Did you leave?

What time is it?

10:30am! :eek:

I slept in. :(

Good girl... you needed to do that! I got a load of laundry done, made the boys clean their room through tears and arguing with each other, a few hits and a good timer and a "in yer bed all day" threat, I got my bathroom done... floors and all, in the middle of the second, but my back started hurting so I though what a better way to relax and settle my back while talking to the greatest people on earth! I woke up during my last dream of my addiction to cideo poker, I was winning... what a great nights sleep:):) HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh Starty, you can always make me smile.

I woke to a little voice saying "Mommy, are you going to make breakfast today, or can I do it?" That got me out of bed really fast!

So Sydney and I made breakfast together (by the way, I hate trying to pick up egg off the floor) and then we woke up Jared (actually, Chewy did) and we had breakie. Daddy missed it, he's still asleep. MEN! ;)

Sydney has two birthday parties to go to this weekend. Today and tomorrow. My little social butterfly. ;)

Awww, so sweet.
I felt the boys in my bed today watching the Alaska thingy where they go out and try to live like pioneers... they love that stuff, so it was quiet and sweet this morning till I had to be the drill sergeant... geeze.
Birthday parties smirthday parties... I swear they are every weekend and we skip quite a few of them. FOur kids... lots of friends, it get expensive.
I am going to go up ricer and get some Tomato plants today from a guy that works next to me... his wife and him started too many so I don't have to.. how sweet is that?
Have a great day today!

You to Starty.

I'll try, but really, I think the next few weeks are pretty much just about survival for me.

On top of everything else our dog Indy is on his last legs. He's 14 years old.

He's been getting worse and worse these last few months. Remember that this is the reason we got a new puppy, because we knew Indy wasn't long for this world and we wanted to socialize Jasper with another dog to make it easier on him when Indy passed.

I don't think Indy will survive the weekend, but if he does we'll be making the appointment with the vet next week to have him put to sleep. He's in pain, he can't walk without help, it's time.

He's comfortable now, I gave him a muscle relaxant to help with the pain, he's sleeping in the garage, we can't get him in the house, he's too heavy to carry far and he can't walk the stairs.

I'm trying to find a vet that will come to our home. I don't know what to do about the kids. Part of me wants to let them be there, because they love Indy, would want to be there for his final moments. The protective mom part wants to spare them this pain. I'm going to talk to them about it, explain things, see what they want to do. I don't know the right and wrong in this situation.

Sorry to unload. I'm just really in a bad place right now. Jo, Indy, it's too much. :(

Awww, so sorry Alty, gosh. Now just remember that you can let the kids say their goodbyes and maybe draw a pic or give a few words of thanks for being their buddy. When Sara (our old dog) passed, that is what we did then we called my brother and Dustins dad to come and take her to be put down, we just couldn't stand it. I slept on the floor with her the night before (still have that blankie from 12 years ago) and I loved her all night until I needed to finally get some sleep. The funny thing about it... I wish I would have been there now. I feel for you ALty... HUGS to the Indy... poor baby

Thanks Starty.

Indy has been getting lots of love and kisses. I don't want to touch him too much, you can see that it hurts him, but I did sit with him, his head on my lap and just stroked his head while telling stories about him and his puppy days. I can't believe that 14 years went by so quickly.

I know that he had a good life, a long life, but it still hurts when it's over.

Just in a bad place today, but I'll be fine, I always am. :)

Ya, you will be fine. Just remember we all love you and you have a great family to love you too!

Sorry Alty that so much is happening all at once. Please take care, 14 years is a long time for a little family member. Know its hard letting go.

Take care.. Love and hugs.

Joe

Hi you Joe... caught you... finally hahaha

Maybe not... LOL

I have tried to catch you, but you do not want to get caught. Lol

Not that I didn't want to, I just never log out of Facebook, so it probably looks like I am there... plus we have the pool up and going, the kids are constantly going in it, so not much time to sit on the puter... they are really great swimmers, but still I got to watch them so they don't have accidents... HUGS Joe!

Hugs Starty, Good to see you today. Enjoy the weather. I was outside today for a bit with Little Cheeks on his tricycle. Lots of fun. Take care Starty and enjoy your time with the little ones. (;

Joe, did you ride the tricylce? You did, didn't you? ;)

My attempt at humor.

Thanks for all the hugs everyone. Hugs back.

I'm not really in a chatty mood. Time to get my little princess ready for the birthday party she's going to.

I'll be back later.

Sorry that I've been such a bearer of bad news lately. I feel like I'm bringing this whole place down, I'm sorry for that. Should keep my troubles off here, it's not fair to all of you.

Love you all.

Later.

Alty

Proverb says:

Trouble shared is halved, Happiness shared is doubled.

Proverb says:

Trouble shared is halved, Happiness shared is doubled.

Confucious says "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger"

Really got to run.

Thanks all.

Hugs.

Alty, we are all in this together... you bring what you want here and we will deal with it... one step at a time!:):)

One step at a time - baby steps :)

Baby steps... start slow and taper off! (words from the wise... CaptainRich) HAHAHAHAHA

Hi starty pants howre you today :)

Fine... just cooling off from sitting by the pool with the boys... I couldn't stay much longer I told them if I did, they may not have a mother in the morning! I am trying to get rid of my tan lines (we won't go into how) but I look like a dark indian... unless I take everything off then I look half N half... LMAO Geeze, good thing I am really Indian, huh?
Anyway, I have the house with my sons all to myself and I feel liberated for some reason... Oh you, freedom, WHO WANTS TO COME OVER??

WHO WANTS TO COME OVER????

I'll come if you'll show me your tan lines starty ;)

LMAO... Friend, you are such a man;)

LMAO...Friend, you are such a man;)

I resemble that remark :cool:

FREEEEEEEDOM!! Lol, yea too long in the pool and you'll go all wrinkly :D

I wish Alty or the dirty girls were here to feed your craving... I get too blushy and quiet.. LMAO