Lmao

Where is everyone going?

I Don't know

Run for you life NM :eek:

No time to put bandaids on your bruises, just get up!

Arrrgh! I fell!

Help! HELP!

::NM scrambling to get up::

Quick take this rope

::hands NM a rope attached to a speeding car::


Hehehe that should be the perfect diversion


::starts backing away slowly again::

Hey why you running there was no spanking involved this time... :confused:

hey why yall running there was no spanking involved this time...:confused:

Haha I'm just messin with you ;)

In one of those silly moods :D

Quick take this rope

::hands NM a rope attached to a speeding car::


Hehehe that should be the perfect diversion


::starts backing away slowly again::

Thanks Shazzy for coming back for me. Now hit the gas so we can get out of here!

Thanks Shazzy for coming back for me. Now hit the gas so we can get outta here!!

Did I mention I was towing you behind the car on a skateboard...

Hang on! :eek:

Thanks Shazzy for coming back for me. Now hit the gas so we can get outta here!!

Aaaahhhh... NM? Did you miss the part where you are tied to the bumper of that car?? :eek::D

What are you kids doing? Bad kids! Jeesh.

Everyone go to my room. Stringer, you're first! :D

Darnit, wrong thread. AGAIN! :(

Did I mention I was towing you behind the car on a skateboard...

Hang on! :eek:

That's OK, I've got my Vans on- Now step on it!

::wind hitting NM in the face as Shazzy speeds away from the scene of sex crime::

Its all good shazzy

That's ok, I've got my Vans on- Now step on it!

::wind hitting NM in the face as Shazzy speeds away from the scene of sex crime::

Hang on...

Sex crime??

Why are we driving AWAY from the sex??

::slams on breaks::

What are you kids doing? Bad kids! Jeesh.

Everyone go to my room. Stringer, you're first! :D

Darnit, wrong thread. AGAIN! :(

It's never the wrong thread :cool:

It's never the wrong thread :cool:

You don't know me at all, do you? ;)

Hang on....

sex crime???

Why are we driving AWAY from the sex???

::slams on breaks::

No keep going! I'll explain later but we must escape!

Where are Rome and KC? Are we not fun anymore? :(

But... but... but...

Okay then..

:mumbles incoherantly and drives off::

Where are Rome and KC? Are we not fun anymore? :(

I don't think I've seen either of them posting today. Must be too busy for us... :(

I don't think I've seen either of them posting today. Must be too busy for us...:(

But, but, how? We're top priority.

I sent them a PM about the new forum but no response. Sigh. :(

BOYS! Come back! I'll be nice... ish.

We can't have sex without boys... that would just be... be... gay :eek:

We can't have sex without boys... that would just be... be... gay :eek:

Um, Shaz, we can't have sex here period! WRONG THREAD! :eek:

This is confusing. ;)

Haha I know... we have to pile them all in the getaway car and head for the other thread!

This is confusing. ;)

I second that! My little pea-sized brain hurts from trying to keep everything separate. :o

I'm too impulsive to keep things separate... I just "do" things as I see them :p

But, but, how? We're top priority.

I sent them a PM about the new forum but no response. Sigh. :(

BOYS! Come back! I'll be nice...ish.

"New Forum?" And what the h3ll do you gals think I am... a turnip?:rolleyes::eek:

No Stringy- you're a real man :)

"New Forum?" And what the h3ll do you gals think I am...a turnip?:rolleyes::eek:

Not a turnip, not at all.

You didn't hear about the new forum Stringer? It's for all us pervs so that we can keep the younguns from reading our nasty thoughts.

Want more info? What's it worth? ;)

Darn. I have to run. I allowed myself 1 hour here and I'm already over my time limit. I have tons to do, have to do it.

I hate when life gets in the way of AMHD! :(

Awww drats Alty! :(

I guess I'll eat lunch today...

Awww drats Alty! :(

I guess I'll eat lunch today...

Yeah, Marta is making eggs (over medium) with salt and pepper, hot coffee, BACON... I said crispy BACON!....orange juice, soft bread with real butter and golden brown home fries... A late breakfast as she is off school today and she slept late... I am starving! :) Hungry...

Stringer

I hate limp bacon.

I hate limp bacon.

Funny Justy, Either I have developed a sixth sense or maybe something else... but this also has a sexual connotation... is it me..? :)

It might, but then this wouldn't be the appropriate forum for any references other than to bacon. :D

It's so funny I used to date a guy who would actually order his bacon limp... every time, it just cracked me up.

It might, but then this wouldn't be the appropriate forum for any references other than to bacon. :D

It's so funny I used to date a guy who would actually order his bacon limp... every time, it just cracked me up.

Limp? Nawwww... I like my bacon crispy and hard...

Hello String:

Haven't you noticed that ever since somebody opened up the sex room, that we been getting mighty frisky everywhere?

I have.

excon

Howdy all!

Hello String:

Haven't you noticed that ever since somebody opened up the sex room, that we been gettin mighty frisky everywhere?

I have.

excon

Yeah... funny Ex... maybe someone put something in the Koolaid?? Whatcha think my friend?

String,

Your Avi drew great reviews from my wife and daughter. Good Job!

See, I'm trying to be good.

Hey Cats, you like my avi too. Do you think I should keep this one for a while?

Yes, I do. I'd hate to be the only one that kept just one.

Except Alty, of course

Mine's the same as Joe's right now. We were bad. :(

Rome, did you leave?

Sigh.

I don't feel like myself, not with this avy.

Ben, I promise to be good. Really! Sigh.

Rome, did you leave?

Sigh.

I don't feel like myself, not with this avy.

Ben, I promise to be good. Really! Sigh.

What are you crazy kids up to now ? :confused:

Alty has a naughty sign!!

Joe has a naughty sign!!

Lessons learned yet?

Maybe you are starting a new trend... I love the idea of the punishment avi.

I had one too but I changed mine back. I couldn't bear it any longer. :(

EDIT: kp has one too

I had one too but I changed mine back. I couldn't bear it any longer. :(

EDIT: kp has one too

So all Alty has to do is change it back?

All I have to do is change it back.

We were given permission to change it back. We learned our lessons. At least I did, I don't know about the other kids. ;)

Alty... is your middle initial 'T'? For trouble, it sure seems to follow you around... and that 'T' is capitalized...

Stringer

LOL. It should be Stringer, but no, my middle initial is M. If you can guess what it stands for I'll give you a kiss. :)

Unless you know already, you won't guess. Trust me!

LOL. It should be Stringer, but no, my middle initial is M. If you can guess what it stands for I'll give you a kiss. :)

Unless you know already, you won't guess. Trust me!

So in essence I have to work for it?

Naw... you love me, kiss away hon... (Stringer holds his cheek out waiting... waiting... waiting... )


I should know this, I think you told me once... is it Marion?

Stringer

Not Marion, but you got the first letter right. Tee, hee. ;)

Ma_ _ _ _ That's the second letter and the number of remaining letters.

Oh, and here's your kiss on the cheek.

Second guess?

Matilda...

Alty have you ever seen the movie Matilda? It is a good one.

Joe gave the answer away so now Stringer don't have to work for it.

Shame on Joe! Hehe

But Joe's wrong!

Another letter?

Mar_ _ _.

It's very uncommon. Heck, so much so that I'll give you the fourth letter too.

Mari_ _.

Anyone?

Marial?

I know it, its very German.I believe it was your grams name. Marene,something with a rene,I remember because my Grams name was Renita and she was called Rene.I did not cheat,There is a rene somewhere.
Goosemuter;). I know that spelling is wrong but I do know it means Grandma.
I used to love to listen to my grandparents speak German.Only when they argued:)

Marial ??

Marial? Really? Grrr. ;)

Marion..

I know it, its very German.I believe it was your grams name. Marene,something with a rene,I remember because my Grams name was Renita and she was called Rene.I did not cheat,There is a rene somewhere.
Goosemuter;). I know that spelling is wrong but I do know it means Grandma.
I used to love to listen to my grandparents speak German.Only when they argued:)

Goosemuter, OMG, ROTFLMAO! Thanks for that Artsy.

It's Grossmutter. ;)

It's actually my Godmothers name, but it isn't Marene.

I feel like I should keep you all guessing. I'll be nice. Another letter?

Marik_

Come on, only one letter left, surely it can't be that hard.

Marika ?

Marika ?

We have a winner! Yay! :D

I only had to give you guys 5 letters out of 6. Man, you all are good. :rolleyes:

LOL... geez I'm good ;)

We have a winner! Yay! :D

I only had to give you guys 5 letters out of 6. Man, you all are good. :rolleyes:

Hay , I'm the second place :) I did the rene thing,c'mon.tell me that wasn't a good four letter clue! :cool:

Forget anything I just wrote OK?
Its Friday night fright night :eek:

LOL....................geez I'm good ;)

Every time I see the beer truck,I salivate.Whats up with that? :confused:

Everytime I see the beer truck,I salivate.Whats up with that? :confused:

Ha Ha... thats why I keep it artsy ;)

Ha Ha.....................thats why I keep it artsy ;)

It's a good think it doesn't say free beer .I would be finding your home address:)

Arsty, if it makes you feel better my moms name was Irene. There's your rene, sort of. ;)

Did I hear free beer! :eek::cool:

Arsty, if it makes you feel better my moms name was Irene. There's your rene, sort of. ;)

See,so the brain still works ,it just screws everything up in a different way.
The thyroid,not cool when it it doing its things without my permission.
Can't take meds ,so much for funny convos :rolleyes: Maybe someday we will have a chat about it.
Thank-you for letting me know there was a Rene somewhere:)
You're a sweetie!

Its a good think it doesn't say free beer .I would be finding your home address:)

:cool: ;)

Ahhh! He changed it!

Um, M, the way it's written, you're giving away the truck! Just saying. ;)

Did I hear free beer!? :eek::cool:

Guinness please, extra cold :D

Ahhh Guinness. Darnit, now I want beer! :(

Honey! Can you go get beer! PWEEEESE?

He says no. :(

Not anymore alty ;)


Hey bear :)

Not anymore alty ;)


Hey bear :)

I still want the whole truck! ;)

:cool: ;)

You do know I'm going to stalk you now ? :D

You do know I'm going to stalk you now ? :D


LOL... join the queue artsy ;)

Can you imagine how many friends you could make like that? :)

Ahhh guiness. Darnit, now I want beer! :(

Honey! Can you go get beer!? PWEEEESE?

He says no. :(

Awww I guess it would be mean to go and tease you by drinking my own beer then :)
(that plus the fact its 2.30 lol :D)

Hey M how you doing

You do know I'm going to stalk you now ? :D

You're behind NM, she's behind me. :D

guiness please, extra cold :D

No kidding,tried it once,was like a malted milk of beer.
Do you mix yours or straight Guinness?

awww i guess it would be mean to go and tease you by drinking my own beer then :)
(that plus the fact its 2.30 lol :D)

hey M how ya doin

2:30am? Really?

It's 7:30pm here. The sun is still up, so are the kids. DAMN, the kids! Crap. I'll be right back, I have to go check on the kids. :eek:

KIDDING! :p

Drink Bear, but can I smell your breath afterwards, please?

No kidding,tried it once,was like a malted milk of beer.
Do you mix yours or straight Guiness?

Oh straight, its just so thick its great :D,
How could ever you defile such a beautiful beverage :)

Where are you bear? It's 9:30 in New York! The night is young!

Where are you bear? It's 9:30 in New York! The night is young!

He's in the land where they grow Guinness right out of the ground!

Right Bear?

Really, am I right? I'm not sure. :confused:

Where are you bear? It's 9:30 in New York! The night is young!
Merry ole england arty :D

Aww thanks alty but ill be fone I don't need a night cap lol :D
Guinness is irish alty, so close but no cigar :)

oh straight, its just so thick its great :D,
how could ever you defile such a beautiful beverage :)

You're a bigger man than I ,being a woman I guess that is easy:)
I had a friend who drank it but he even tried to get me to like it by giving me a black and tan and it still felt like a milshake.
One thing,you only need a few:)

merry ole england arty :D

aww thanks alty but ill be fone i dont need a night cap lol :D
guiness is irish alty, so close but no cigar :)

But do you have a bit o the Iresh in ye?
She says with a brogue?

merry ole england arty :D

aww thanks alty but ill be fone i dont need a night cap lol :D
guiness is irish alty, so close but no cigar :)

It's irish? Darn. Wrong again. :o

Why can't I have the cigar? I was close. Close counts in horseshoes and hand grenades! :p

But do ya have a bit o the Iresh in ye?
She says with a brogue?

I wouldn't mind having a bit of irish in me. :D

Oops, wrong thread. :o

But do ya have a bit o the Iresh in ye?
She says with a brogue?

Nope, 100% british beef :D

I wouldn't mind having a bit of irish in me. :D

Oops, wrong thread. :o


::shakes head:: :rolleyes:

I wouldn't mind having a bit of irish in me. :D

Oops, wrong thread. :o

::shakes head:: :rolleyes:

::shakes head:: :rolleyes:

Come on M, you should be accustomed to it by now. ;)

::shakes head:: :rolleyes:

Hey! You can't take M's side. No way! Not fair!

Artsy! The boys are picking on me! :(

nope, 100% british beef :D

So you hate the Irish and they hate the Brits,is that true?
:confused:

Come on M, you should be accustomed to it by now. ;)

Me mate has some Irish in him and so do I ,by injection :cool:

So you hate the Irish and they hate the Brits,is that true?
:confused:

Nah the irish are OK in my book :), too young to be affected by the ira stuff that went on
Not sure if they think the same though

Hey! You can't take M's side. No way! Not fair!

Artsy! The boys are picking on me! :(

I got your back girl ,its all good :)

Hey! You can't take M's side. No way! Not fair!

Artsy! The boys are picking on me! :(
Sorry
Can't resist a good head shake :D

nah the irish are ok in my book :), too young to be affected by the ira stuff that went on
not sure if they think the same though

I know,they don't like you much. It's a sad thing.

sorry
cant resist a good head shake :D

Funny, I'm that way with my butt. :D

I got your back girl ,its all good :)

I knew you'd protect me. Estrogen is thicker then water! :cool:

I knew you'd protect me. Estrogen is thicker then water! :cool:

AHHHH ha I love it .Did you invent that? Cool.Im laughing my a$$ off.

AHHHH ha I love it .Did you invent that? Cool.Im laughing my a$$ off.

Na, didn't invent it, heard it somewhere. Hmmm, where did I hear that?

Crap! My memory is going... going... going... GONE!

Where am I? :confused:

Ok got to go guys , my plane home leaves shortly.

::shuts Laptop and heads to the departure gate::

I know,they don't like ya much. Its a sad thing.

Ahhh oh well ill get over it, as long as they keep exporting Guinness and baileys :rolleyes:

Later M, safe flight :)

Not Marion, but you got the first letter right. Tee, hee. ;)

Ma_ _ _ _ That's the second letter and the number of remaining letters.

Oh, and here's your kiss on the cheek.

Second guess?

Not Matron... no... :rolleyes:

EDIT::::Forget that... too late...

ahhh oh well ill get over it, as long as they keep exporting guiness and baileys :rolleyes:

later M, safe flight :)

I love both of those drinks.

My son is all mixed up because he is Irish, Guyanese, and hint of something else.

Artlady, your very wise with a hint of crazy. I wonder what your dark side is like. Hmm!

I love both of those drinks.

My son is all mixed up because he is Irish, Guyanese, and hint of something else.

Artlady, your very wise with a hint of crazy. I wonder what your dark side is like. Hmm!
Hi liz
Sorry I got to say that kind of worries me that you don't know :eek:

And what's guyanese? :o

I love both of those drinks.

My son is all mixed up because he is Irish, Guyanese, and hint of something else.

Artlady, your very wise with a hint of crazy. I wonder what your dark side is like. Hmm!

Hint of crazy:confused:you got that all the way from here?
Shoot,I need to be a little more chilled:cool:

Night night going to bed all Gods love!

Hint of crazy:confused:you got that all the way from here?
Shoot,I need to be a little more chilled:cool:

Arty I got it all the way over here, no shame in hiding it, you know we love you for it :D

Does guyanese sounds like a disease? I read your response and that is the first thing that came to mind.

My family is from Guyana which is in South America and isn't to far from Columbia. However, Guyana is the only country from South America that deals strictly with countries of the Caribbean. We sound Jamaican but speak faster.

Oh yeah, were black.

Whenever you have time you can look us because it is interesting.

But I am in NY.

That is pretty cool Liz.

Does guyanese sounds like a disease? I read your response and that is the first thing that came to mind.

My family is from Guyana which is in South America and isn't to far from Columbia. However, Guyana is the only country from South America that deals strictly with countries of the Carribean. We sound Jamaican but speak faster.

Oh yeah, were black.

Whenever you have time you can look us because it is interesting.

But I am in NY.

No it doesn't :) sorry if I gave that impression :o
I was thinking in my head what country relates to guyanese but couldn't place it, geography isn't my strong point, so thought it better to ask and learn something than not know :D

Does guyanese sounds like a disease? I read your response and that is the first thing that came to mind.

My family is from Guyana which is in South America and isn't to far from Columbia. However, Guyana is the only country from South America that deals strictly with countries of the Carribean. We sound Jamaican but speak faster.

Oh yeah, were black.

Whenever you have time you can look us because it is interesting.

But I am in NY.

I love my Jamaican friens,, the coolest man.
My favorite friens I have ever has been Jamican.
Ahh yaeah.

Night guys and gals, was good chattin to you tonight :)

Night Bear.

Had to take a call. Sorry. :(

Night bear:):):):):)

Nitey nitey everyone<tons of love :)

Night bear:):):):):)

Hey Lady... did you just parachute in?:)

EDIT:::: must have missed you...

Stringer

Stringer, you're supposed to catch her! ;)

I had a call, sorry kids. Looks like I missed everyone.

Hey Lady...did you just parachute in?:)

EDIT:::: must have missed ya.....

Stringer

Yeah! I am the silent type,not sneaky just a little 007 type :D
And if you believe that ,I have other deals for you:cool:

Alty has a naughty sign!!!

Joe has a naughty sign!!!

Lessons learned yet?

Maybe you are starting a new trend... I love the idea of the punishment avi.

LMAO that is so funny! Punishment avis ,maybe I will get my animated one finally:rolleyes:
I want to be bad :eek: give me a new avi!

LMAO that is so funny! Punishment avis ,maybe I will get my animated one finally:rolleyes:
I want to be bad :eek: give me a new avi!

Trust me Artsy, you don't want a punishment avy. I felt so sad when I saw it, it was like a piece of me had died. Died I tell you! :(

I'm never being bad again.

Okay, maybe a little bad, but not bad enough to get a naughty avy.

So sad. ;)

Trust me Artsy, you don't want a punishment avy. I felt so sad when I saw it, it was like a piece of me had died. Died I tell you! :(

I'm never being bad again.

Okay, maybe a little bad, but not bad enough to get a naughty avy.

So sad. ;)

Oh my goodness I'm feeling for you .That is so sad .You don't deserve that kind of treatment.I say we fight the powers that be :eek:
Just kidding!
We all know how cool you are and that's all that really matters.:) Almost make me want to get away from here,What do we get from this?They make money on us. F that . We do the work and they make the money.

I took my punishment like a woman. :)

Aw, it wasn't really that bad. Ben's a sweetie, I apologized, got my spanking, kissed his cheek and then all was good.

Ahhh! Wrong thread! :eek:

Trust me Artsy, you don't want a punishment avy. I felt so sad when I saw it, it was like a piece of me had died. Died I tell you! :(

I'm never being bad again.

Okay, maybe a little bad, but not bad enough to get a naughty avy.

So sad. ;)

It was a low point in my life. :(
I have turned away from my evil ways. :D

Did I miss everyone?
Drats.

I took my punishment like a woman. :)

Aw, it wasn't really that bad. Ben's a sweetie, I apologized, got my spanking, kissed his cheek and then all was good.

Ahhh! Wrong thread! :eek:

Ok I understand the other side as well but I have to look out for my friends.
Everyone knows your worth and they used you as an example ,as a joke a joke I believe to teach with humor :D

I took my punishment like a woman. :)

Aw, it wasn't really that bad. Ben's a sweetie, I apologized, got my spanking, kissed his cheek and then all was good.

Ahhh! Wrong thread! :eek:be careful that got the othere thread closed

I love my Jamaican friens ,,,the coolest man.
My favorite friens I have ever has been Jamican.
Ahh yaeah.

My fav jamaican line was completely personal.

Had a rough week teaching at the university. Things not working right, behind in my work. So apparently I kind of "scowl" a lot... like if I'm thinking about things I need to do, I look a little pi$$ed... even when I'm not angry, just focused, and its all in my eyes... not like my mouth is pursed or sour... my eyes look like I'm about to put someone to the wall.

Didn't know this for the longest time. Oops.

Itd actually show up in student class evaluations. One of the best ones I ever had was "he's really sexy, but kind of evil at first"... I laughed my arse off. I'm sure "sexy" and "evil" are key words that the arts and science department looks for in student evals... but others had said the same... that at first they thought I was "intimidating" or "mean" until they came in for help...

Anyway... so I'm trudging up a hill toward my car. A long nights work carried in my bag. Classes have just changed over and there's some traffic, but mostly I'm just marching a beeline to my ride. Slight scowl in tow.

Suddenly a woman stops right in front of me, headed toward me, forcing me to stop and look at her. She wasn't there, and then *bam* she was, like a wall. She's tall, jamaican, beautiful deep skin, she smiles and she says in a thick accent

"you should smile more.... you are a very handsome man when you do"...

And just as fast as she was there she walks around me and away before I knew what just hit me.

It was awesome.

Ill never forget that voice so abruptly ruining my sour mood. And I never saw her again. Better believe I looked for her.

I've a lot of Jamaican friends. And I love their parties and they throw a lot. One of my closest friends is Chinese and Jamaican.:-O

must... not... push... pretty... rep button...

But its MY Precious...

KP, love your new sig line! :)

KP, love your new sig line! :)

Good morning... are you bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning? :p

Good morning...are you bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning? :p

:: Alty looks on butt::

Bright eyed yes, but bushy tailed, no. ;)

How are you this fine Saturday Stringer?

Personally I'm loving it. Supposed to be 21 degrees C today, I'm already in my shorts and T-shirt and ready to go outside, do some yard work. :)

:: Alty looks on butt::

Bright eyed yes, but bushy tailed, no. ;)

How are you this fine Saturday Stringer?

Personally I'm loving it. Supposed to be 21 degrees C today, I'm already in my shorts and T-shirt and ready to go outside, do some yard work. :)

Exorcise CAN and will KILL you, you know... :eek:

Good morning...are you bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning? :p

I am bleary eyed and I seem to have lost my tail.
I hate when that happens:)

Exorcise CAN and will KILL you, ya know.....:eek:

I have to risk it Stringer, I want to putz around in my garden! :)

Lots to do this year. We are doing a lot of work in the backyard, or so I hope. Painting the fence a new color is on the agenda, as is more dirt and new sod, a privacy fence to keep the pups off the grass, a few new plants, a tree, mulch, rocks... OMG, I'm tired just talking about it!

I need to go lay down. ;)

I am doing good this morning hon... Have to go shopping for some things the Memorial Day party later.

It was 82 degrees yesterday with bright sunshine... today there is some sunshine but a little hazy and will be around 75 degrees.

Monday... (party day) they are calling for clouds, rain and possibly some thunder storms... GREAT... 30 people moving into my house... and they will all be wet...

I am bleary eyed and I seem to have lost my tail.
I hate when that happens:)

But you still are lookin' soooo good Artsy... :):):)

my fav jamaican line was completely personal.

had a rough week teaching at the university. things not working right, behind in my work. so apparently i kind of "scowl" a lot... like if im thinking about things i need to do, i look a little pi$$ed... even when im not angry, just focused, and its all in my eyes... not like my mouth is pursed or sour... my eyes look like im about to put someone to the wall.

didnt know this for the longest time. oops.

itd actually show up in student class evaluations. one of the best ones i ever had was "he's really sexy, but kind of evil at first"... i laughed my arse off. im sure "sexy" and "evil" are key words that the arts and science department looks for in student evals... but others had said the same...that at first they thought i was "intimidating" or "mean" until they came in for help...

anyway... so im trudging up a hill toward my car. a long nights work carried in my bag. classes have just changed over and theres some traffic, but mostly im just marching a beeline to my ride. slight scowl in tow.

suddenly a woman stops right in front of me, headed toward me, forcing me to stop and look at her. she wasnt there, and then *bam* she was, like a wall. shes tall, jamaican, beautiful deep skin, she smiles and she says in a thick accent

"you should smile more.... you are a very handsome man when you do"...

and just as fast as she was there she walks around me and away before i knew what just hit me.

it was awesome.

ill never forget that voice so abruptly ruining my sour mood. and i never saw her again. better believe i looked for her.

I bet you stopped scowling for her :)

Wet people in your house, not good.

At least it's not wet dogs. Trust me, the smell is not good. ;)

Hi Artsy fartsy. How are you?

But ya still are lookin' soooo good Artsy....:):):)

Ahhh,you are sweet ;)

I have to risk it Stringer, I want to putz around in my garden! :)

Lots to do this year. We are doing alot of work in the backyard, or so I hope. Painting the fence a new color is on the agenda, as is more dirt and new sod, a privacy fence to keep the pups off the grass, a few new plants, a tree, mulch, rocks...... OMG, I'm tired just talking about it!

I need to go lay down. ;)

Wow... sounds like my average day in the yard... I just installed lighting in about six places in the front and back yards.. mainly on the trees, looks fantastic at night...

Wet people in your house, not good.

At least it's not wet dogs. Trust me, the smell is not good. ;)

Hi Artsy fartsy. How are you?

Im more fartsy than artsy:) Whatever that means!

Im more fartsy than artsy:) Whatever that means!


:eek: :eek: :eek:

Ahhh,you are sweet ;)

It's just cause I lub you... You too Alty... yep... :D

It's just cause I lub ya....You too Alty...yep...:D

Nice that you threw my name in as an after thought. ;) Yep. :D

Nice that you threw my name in as an after thought. ;) Yep. :D

You know better than that dear... do I have to call you again?:D

Where'd ya'all go, geese... pay 'um a compliment and they don't even know how to handle it... huh? (Stringer is swivelnecking)

Sorry Stringer, I needed to do some paperwork, release some "tension", take the pressure off. I had to pee! :eek:

Hi stringer!!

Um, Starty, do I smell funny or something? No hello? Sigh. :(

Just ribbing you sweetie.

Darn, the day is fading fast. Time to get off my arse and do some work.

Coming honey! Darn man can't do anything without me.

Yes! I'm coming, jeesh! :(

Later kids. :)

It's just cause I lub ya....You too Alty...yep...:D

I needed lub today :D

Hi STRINGER!!!

HIYA... I miss you much! :)

I needed lub today :D

Lots of it available here... feelin' pretty good today... and besides you deserve it hon. :)

Lots of it available here...feelin' pretty good today....and besides you deserve it hon. :)

Aw gee :)

Even us lurker types love Arty!

Even us lurker types love Arty!

OH WOW is it my Birthday and no one told me! I feel so loved :D

I'm sure I told you the other day arty?. no?
Well happy birthday anyhoo :D

im sure i told you the other day arty?....no?,
well happy birthday anyhoo :D

Its not really my birthday,I just feel so loved today,it feels like a birthday ;)
Next month I will be the big 55! I think that makes me officially a senior citizen. I don't feel old :D

Hey there everyone!

Happy Birthday Arty! :)

Just tired right now... Cya! :)

Hey there everyone!

Happy Birthday Arty! :)

Just tired right now... Cya! :)

It is not my Birthday but thank -you anyway ! It just feels like my birthday because everyone is being so sweet to me today :D

I need a maid! Seriously! :(

Sigh. Just a few minutes to relax then back to cleaning. :(

I hate cleaning. A lot!

Premature celebration

... Oops, wrong thread:rolleyes:

Even us lurker types love Arty!

How can anyone not love her?? :)

Premature celebration

... Oops, wrong thread:rolleyes:

LMAO! That's my line! :D

Yeah, but it worked so well right there;)

How can anyone not love her??!:)

Aren't you sweet!

How can anyone not love her??!:)

I do !!! I do !!!!! :D:D:D (Stringer waves his arm and SCREAMS!). Kind of funny talking in the third party... he hee...

Bye for a while I am taking my lovely and beautiful wife... wait for it... shoppin'. Looks like Macy's is on the way there too... (oh my... )

My sympathy to your Visa, Stringer.

I need a maid! Seriously! :(

Sigh. Just a few minutes to relax then back to cleaning. :(

I hate cleaning. ALOT!

Your wish is my command!

Now Artsy if you could only get us animated avi's... :rolleyes:

If I had my druthers (whatever a druther is), I'd druther have the one you posted a few days ago with the people dancing. That made me giggle. :)

You're washing my dishes?

ARTSY! I LOVE YOU!

Since you're in the wish grantin' business Artsy, I'd like a maid too.

But I'd druther mine come in the form of a tall, intelligent, beefy, half-dressed single man.
Thank you. :D

Since you're in the wish grantin' business Artsy, I'd like a maid too.

But I'd druther mine come in the form of a tall, intelligent, beefy, half-dressed single man.
Thank you. :D

*pop* what the hell, have I just been summoned :confused:

*pop* what the hell, have i just been summoned :confused:

Indeed you have. ;)

One stipulation: you can not use Brit-slang that I won't understand. :p

Indeed you have. ;)

One stipulation: you can not use Brit-slang that I won't understand. :p

Understood :(

So no pissing the Mickey (why would anyone want to do that to Mickey anyway)

Pissing the Sod or Todd.

You can continue to use "bloody" though because I find that humorous and use it also.

So no pissing the Mickey (why would anyone wanna do that to Mickey anyway)

Pissing the Sod or Todd.

You can continue to use "bloody" though because I find that humorous and use it also.

Bloody great :D
Any others that I can't say or would it be better to just be quiet and get on with 'stuff' :D

bloody great :D
any others that i can't say or would it be better to just be quiet and get on with 'stuff' :D

Just get on with the 'stuff'... I need my kitchen floor mopped, dishes washed, and fresh linens put on my bed... :D

Since you're in the wish grantin' business Artsy, I'd like a maid too.

But I'd druther mine come in the form of a tall, intelligent, beefy, half-dressed single man.
Thank you. :D

You know what they say Momsy all the good ones are taken !

Just get on with the 'stuff'... I need my kitchen floor mopped, dishes washed, and fresh linens put on my bed... :D

Jeeze you don't ask for much, what did your last maid die of lol :D

jeeze you dont ask for much, what did your last maid die of lol :D

A bloodied nose for talking back. :p

You know what they say Momsy all the good ones are taken !

Artsy I said beefy not porky!! :p

EDIT: j/k. As long as he can get my house spic 'n' span then, I don't care what he looks like.

Artsy I said beefy not porky!!! :p

EDIT: j/k. As long as he can get my house spic 'n' span then, I don't care what he looks like.

LMAO I have tears ,good one :p

A bloodied nose for talking back. :p

LMAO!

Bear, you asked. ;)

NM, just for you;

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Darnit, I'm tired.

Oh, fyi, this is the T-shirt I want to get!

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Yup, that's how I feel today. ;)

Thank you Alty, finally someone that gets me!

On days when my son is especially whiny and he sings "Mom" incessantly, I tell him I'm going to change my name! Of course he has no idea what I'm talking about so it doesn't stop him.

A bloodied nose for talking back. :p

I think ill just be quiet and get on with it then :o

i think ill just be quiet and get on with it then :o

I was wondering where you were, I was hoping you were still alive.

Now I'll show you where to begin...

::Handing Care Bear Palmolive and a dish sponge::

I was wondering where you were, I was hoping you were still alive.

Now I'll show you where to begin...

::Handing Care Bear Palmolive and a dish sponge::

What are these for :confused:

i think ill just be quiet and get on with it then :o

You'll make someone a good husband one day Bear.

Just nod and say "yes dear" that's the secret to a happy marriage.

Sadly my hubby hasn't figured that out yet. :(

Oh, by the way, I would really like to send both my kids to boot camp right now. If I didn't have AMHD I'd probably snap.

My hubby bought me a new coffee table last year, I've had my eyes on it for a long time, absolutely love this table, so hubby picked it up for my birthday.

It's in the family room downstairs, right in front of our pull out couch. Well, last weekend Jared asked if he could sleep in the family room, sort of like a camp out. Sure, no problem. I moved the table to the corner.

Well, I got busy, didn't feel like putting the couch back together, moving the table back, etc. etc. so I'm doing it today.

Well, someone (Jared or Sydney) spilled some kind of sugary drink all over my table. The table has two 12inch glass pieces on it, the glass was stuck to the table, I had to bang under it to get it loose. The finish on the table is ruined and a piece of the wood was stuck to one of the glass pieces. In other words, my table is ruined. Also, to add insult to injury, food and drinks are not allowed downstairs. Ya, major trouble!

You'd be proud, I counted to 1 million before I told the kids to get their dirty little arses downstairs. I handed them windex and towels and said get to work, we'll talk when you're done. Jared started to protest, but I just gave him a look and said "Do you really think it's wise to back talk me right now?" I guess the look was pretty scary because he shut right up and started cleaning the table.

After they were done I told them that this summer wasn't going to be a heck of a lot of fun. They will be working their little butts off for me. If I say jump, they better be asking how high. They will be working off the price of the table.

I'm really mad. Grrr.

Sorry for the long vent.

what are these for :confused:

Didn't you apply for the maid position?

Didn't you apply for the maid position??

I got Bear an apron, so he doesn't get dirty.

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Now get to work Bear.

Um, NM, can I have him when he's done at your place?

You'll make someone a good husband one day Bear.

Just nod and say "yes dear" that's the secret to a happy marriage.

Sadly my hubby hasn't figured that out yet. :(

Oh, by the way, I would really like to send both my kids to boot camp right now. If I didn't have AMHD I'd probably snap.

My hubby bought me a new coffee table last year, I've had my eyes on it for a long time, absolutely love this table, so hubby picked it up for my birthday.

It's in the family room downstairs, right in front of our pull out couch. Well, last weekend Jared asked if he could sleep in the family room, sort of like a camp out. Sure, no problem. I moved the table to the corner.

Well, I got busy, didn't feel like putting the couch back together, moving the table back, etc. etc. so I'm doing it today.

Well, someone (Jared or Sydney) spilled some kind of sugary drink all over my table. The table has two 12inch glass pieces on it, the glass was stuck to the table, I had to bang under it to get it loose. The finish on the table is ruined and a piece of the wood was stuck to one of the glass pieces. In other words, my table is ruined. Also, to add insult to injury, food and drinks are not allowed downstairs. Ya, major trouble!

You'd be proud, I counted to 1 million before I told the kids to get their dirty little arses downstairs. I handed them windex and towels and said get to work, we'll talk when you're done. Jared started to protest, but I just gave him a look and said "Do you really think it's wise to back talk me right now?" I guess the look was pretty scary because he shut right up and started cleaning the table.

After they were done I told them that this summer wasn't going to be a heck of a lot of fun. They will be working their little butts off for me. If I say jump, they better be asking how high. They will be working off the price of the table.

I'm really mad. Grrr.

Sorry for the long vent.

Wow, yea I'm supprised you got to a million :D


Didn't you apply for the maid position??
I know what they're for :D, I was just winding you up
... on second thoughts with the threat of a bloody nose that wasn't the best of ideas :o

wow, yea I'm supprised you got to a million

You and me both Bear.

Whew. I'm okay now, well, not okay but calmed down. They may live to see another day. ;)

Sigh. Back to cleaning.

I'll be back for my next coffee break.

Um, it's 4pm, can I switch to alcohol? ;)

Yes you may need a drink or 3 after the table fiasco.

Last week my son chipped the glass in my coffee table. He's 2!! He was playing with a marble (you know the decorative stones/marbles that you put in vases). So he managed to hit the table 'just right' and chipped the glass.

Ya, I was a little steamed. The fact that he's 2 saved his life. But of course that's all I see when I look at the table now.

You'll make someone a good husband one day Bear.

Just nod and say "yes dear" that's the secret to a happy marriage.

Sadly my hubby hasn't figured that out yet. :(

Oh, by the way, I would really like to send both my kids to boot camp right now. If I didn't have AMHD I'd probably snap.

My hubby bought me a new coffee table last year, I've had my eyes on it for a long time, absolutely love this table, so hubby picked it up for my birthday.

It's in the family room downstairs, right in front of our pull out couch. Well, last weekend Jared asked if he could sleep in the family room, sort of like a camp out. Sure, no problem. I moved the table to the corner.

Well, I got busy, didn't feel like putting the couch back together, moving the table back, etc. etc. so I'm doing it today.

Well, someone (Jared or Sydney) spilled some kind of sugary drink all over my table. The table has two 12inch glass pieces on it, the glass was stuck to the table, I had to bang under it to get it loose. The finish on the table is ruined and a piece of the wood was stuck to one of the glass pieces. In other words, my table is ruined. Also, to add insult to injury, food and drinks are not allowed downstairs. Ya, major trouble!

You'd be proud, I counted to 1 million before I told the kids to get their dirty little arses downstairs. I handed them windex and towels and said get to work, we'll talk when you're done. Jared started to protest, but I just gave him a look and said "Do you really think it's wise to back talk me right now?" I guess the look was pretty scary because he shut right up and started cleaning the table.

After they were done I told them that this summer wasn't going to be a heck of a lot of fun. They will be working their little butts off for me. If I say jump, they better be asking how high. They will be working off the price of the table.

I'm really mad. Grrr.

Sorry for the long vent.

That's awful.I would be furious too! I think the working off the price of the table is an excellent idea and one careless act they won't soon forget !

Yea, I don't think its too early to star drinking alty, in fact I think ill have to have a drink for both of you :D

I resigned myself when my kids were young that I was never going to have anything nice until they were grown.
They are 28 and 22 and still horse around like kids.
Yes,four is just fine for a beer break,but only on week-ends :)

Did someone need Beer ;)

Did someone need Beer ;)

Me me oooh me!

I just trimmed the hair on Indy's tail, while doing so he farted, so I grabbed the febreeze and squirted him with it. :p

I'm in a mood. :eek:

Me me oooh me!

I just trimmed the hair on Indy's tail, while doing so he farted, so I grabbed the febreeze and squirted him with it. :p

I'm in a mood. :eek:

Hey, spray the kids not poor Indy, its not his fault your in a mood :(

hey, spray the kids not poor Indy, its not his fault your in a mood :(

I didn't really do it, but boy did I think about it.

Um, Bear, the kids don't stink! ;)

It's dog shaving week. Yup, they get a buzz cut for the summer, going to do a bit today. It takes a few days because they have really thick coats and the clippers get overheated so I have to let it sit and cool down.

Indy's first. Poor pup. ;)

Did someone need Beer ;)

You know just when to show up! Actually ,if I even smelled a beer today ,I would probably be ill. Too many last night :rolleyes:

You know just when to show up! Actually ,if I even smelled a beer today ,I would probably be ill. Too many last night :rolleyes:

Wouldn't you like a bit of the hair of the dog that bit you Artsy?

Wouldn't you like a bit of the hair of the dog that bit you Artsy?

NO,No hairs ,no dogs,no nothing, but ice water.I must have drunk a gallon already today! ;)
As a matter of fact,I think its nap time for me :)

NO,No hairs ,no dogs,no nothing,

::sniff:: ::sniff::

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No fair M, that looks like Indy when he was younger. :(

Indy sweetie, I'm sorry I squirted you with febreeze. Stop licking me, stop, okay, okay... really, STOP!

He'll stop if you rub his belly Alty ;)


Ok got to go , have a good weekend everyone :)

You too M.

And no, not rubbing the belly, that will only make things worse. He's gassy! :(

Have a beer or 10 for me. K?

You'll make someone a good husband one day Bear.

Just nod and say "yes dear" that's the secret to a happy marriage.

Sadly my hubby hasn't figured that out yet. :(

Oh, by the way, I would really like to send both my kids to boot camp right now. If I didn't have AMHD I'd probably snap.

My hubby bought me a new coffee table last year, I've had my eyes on it for a long time, absolutely love this table, so hubby picked it up for my birthday.

It's in the family room downstairs, right in front of our pull out couch. Well, last weekend Jared asked if he could sleep in the family room, sort of like a camp out. Sure, no problem. I moved the table to the corner.

Well, I got busy, didn't feel like putting the couch back together, moving the table back, etc. etc. so I'm doing it today.

Well, someone (Jared or Sydney) spilled some kind of sugary drink all over my table. The table has two 12inch glass pieces on it, the glass was stuck to the table, I had to bang under it to get it loose. The finish on the table is ruined and a piece of the wood was stuck to one of the glass pieces. In other words, my table is ruined. Also, to add insult to injury, food and drinks are not allowed downstairs. Ya, major trouble!

You'd be proud, I counted to 1 million before I told the kids to get their dirty little arses downstairs. I handed them windex and towels and said get to work, we'll talk when you're done. Jared started to protest, but I just gave him a look and said "Do you really think it's wise to back talk me right now?" I guess the look was pretty scary because he shut right up and started cleaning the table.

After they were done I told them that this summer wasn't going to be a heck of a lot of fun. They will be working their little butts off for me. If I say jump, they better be asking how high. They will be working off the price of the table.

I'm really mad. Grrr.

Sorry for the long vent.

" If I say jump, they better be asking how high." AND when do I come DOWN?????

Stringer:D:rolleyes::eek:

::sniff:: ::sniff::

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He is a beauty,I could handle him any day.What a sweetie:)

" If I say jump, they better be asking how high." AND when do I come DOWN?????

Stringer:D:rolleyes::eek:

When I say so. :D

When I say so. :D

The trouble with all this mantra is that they know you and they know that you love them to pieces... that was one of my problems too. But I reached a 'settlement' with my daughter and son... I told them that when your mouth is open, your ears are shut... and so you can not hear what I am saying... Now... close those traps... :)

Man when you are gone from this site all day it is kind of like not getting sex, you sure get behind in a hurry.

Man when you are gone from this site all day it is kind of like not getting sex, you sure get behind in a hurry.

All day? I didn't look for 10 hours and I'm lost here!

All day? I didn't look for 10 hours and I'm lost here!

I can usually keep up after a day of being away in the normal topics...
In the Members sections though forget it! 20 pages will have gone by and I'm not reading back that far!!

I can usually keep up after a day of being away in the normal topics....
In the Members sections though forget it! 20 pages will have gone by and I'm not reading back that far!!!

Lazy girl! ;)

What, YOU can read all those posts and raise kids, too? What color is the S on your bodysuit?

What, YOU can read all those posts and raise kids, too? What color is the S on your bodysuit?

I am woman, hear me roar! :D

Meow!

Meow!

LMAO! Watch out for the claws, I'm fiesty! :D

Goood kitty, Niiice kitty

Pet, pet, stroke

Goood kitty, Niiice kitty

pet, pet, stroke

Wrong thread! :eek:

I wanted to let you use that line first.

I wanted to let you use that line first.

Ladies first? So chivalrous of you. ;)

Darnit, time to go, life happening, got to go deal with it. :(

I'll be back later. Have a great day everyone! :D

Bye Atly! :)

Actually, me too.

Seeyabye

Ok, Bye Catsmine! :)

Yep... me too... gotta do some work on organizing my garage before someone gets hurt in there... later.

Bye Stringer! I'm off too... the 'fun room' will be empty for quite some time...

See what I mean avbout getting behind, I wanted to tell how much I love to feel claws going down mu naked back, now it is too late.

But I did it anyway

Wow Alty... this thing has really taken off... and its still not closed!

AMAZING :D

Black I missed you :swats butt: how have you been

Black i missed ya :swats butt: how have you been

*Dodges your swat*

Lol, I've been good... you?

I see you missed me, but I never miss...

*Swats butt successfully* ;)

:eek::eek::eek: no you didn't lol

Hi all.

I'm here for a min, then back to life, back to reality, back to the here and now... YA!

I'm tired. :(

;)
Been doing well trying to find something to get into

:eek::eek::eek: no you didnt lol

Haha... Ooooooo yeah...

*Smack that... * (Akon)

Hi all.

I'm here for a min, then back to life, back to reality, back to the here and now.... YA!

I'm tired. :(

Hey Alty... what is this "reality" you speak of? Lol!

You should rest...

Hey Alty... what is this "reality" you speak of?? Lol!

You should rest...

Reality is;

I did rest, don't feel good, now I'm awake, feel worse. Yup, that's reality! :(

I need sugar!

Hi all.

I'm here for a min, then back to life, back to reality, back to the here and now.... YA!

I'm tired. :(Hi alty how goes it

;)
Been doing well trying to find something to get into

You have to think about it? Wow, I have no trouble getting into stuff with nary a thought to how I did it or why.

Sigh. Being me is hard. :(