Welcome to the Boom Boom Room.

Where the songs: "Let's talk about Sex (http://vodpod.com/watch/1238580-salt-n-pepa-lets-talk-about-sex-the-original)" & "You Gotta Lick It Before You Stick It" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68rOpoWbLmA) is the anthem.

Now let's get the party, started.

Alty will be more than willing to show you the way.. KP too. Okay, okay.. NM too :: ouch you didn't have to bite so hard ::

Don't worry this bed is big enough to fit all of us.. commence the pillow talk!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xWZG4nqsme4/ST2ObFwiSSI/AAAAAAAAFQI/7GruXXcXnJw/s400/big+bed.jpg

Sarah

What am I Sarah, chopped liver? :p


Here we go again...

Boom boom boom!! :p

Dang, I was really liking my theme song choice...

Guess I will just be serenading myself outloud...

'You got to lick it before you stick it... '

::continues humming and bopping in her seat::

I'll post a link on the old one so all the gang can find us.

Good job Muddy. :)

Whoops sorry NM!

Sarah

Posting so I can benchmark this thread!

You guys all crack me up. I am so so so surprised this thread hasn't been started yet by one of you.

I've got that Boom boom pow! :)

It's in my signature.

Sarah

I am loving "you gotta lick it before you stick it"

I've got that Boom boom pow! :)

I need a boom boom pow. :(

Posting so I can benchmark this thread!

Which bench? Where? Should I lean over it?

Okay that was lame, sorry. :(

Got to go for a bit kids, time to do some work.

Later all.

Be bad! :D

Justy do you have the link to hear that song?

"you gotta lick it before you stick it" ?

Sarah

No matter what thread you start, it could be baking and everyone's mind just goes right to the naughty:rolleyes:
Is this reverse psychology Muddy?:confused:
Are you truly hoping for a intellectual discussion about the nature and dynamics of the psychology of human perception?:eek:

Good one artlady!! Haha I have noticed that all threads tend to go dirty at times. Guess good minds do think alike!

Bye guys and gals! I'm off to bed!

Leave it to Artsy to bring the intellect to the gutter! :p

Later Unky! :)

Night Unky!

Justy do you have the link to hear that song?

"you gotta lick it before you stick it" ?

Sarah

YouTube - LICK IT (CLUB MIX) by 20 Fingers feat. ROULA - Underground House (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68rOpoWbLmA)

Here is the original there are many versions out there.

If you haven't heard that one, check out this one too...

YouTube - 20 Fingers ft Gillette- Short Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvpP9Rq3t4)

Let me know what you think... hehe :D

Leave it to Artsy to bring the intellect to the gutter! :p

Later Unky! :)

I know,what a wet blanket

Oops how did it get wet?:rolleyes:

I know,what a wet blanket

oops how did it get wet?:rolleyes:

Oops sorry, Artsy, I didn't know that was your blanket...

::hangs head:: :o

Oops sorry, Artsy, I didn't know that was your blanket...

::hangs head:: :o

Artsy got the wet spot!

Well, this thread certainly was inevitable.

I just got our vacation pics back and we look great on the beach.Look at us all there having a good old time,too bad the men had to stay home ;) I ALWAYS get the wet spot :eek:

Artsy which one is you?

I don't think I have seen a pic before.

When do you have time for actual girlfriends, LOL?

Well, this thread certainly was inevitable.

You said it Fuzzy, every thread gets there anyway.. :p

Smexy!

Gee the internet went down at work!

Sarah

Dam girl we are hot hot hot!! Hmmm any pics of the boys?

Smexy!

Gee the internet went down at work!

Sarah

Funny to me how many of us do this from work. No wonder our thoughts wonder off.

Artsy which one is you?

I don't think I have seen a pic before.

When do you have time for actual girlfriends, LOL?

I'm standing next to you Justy, don't you remember?
Wasn't that tequila Tuesday?:rolleyes:

Question should the motto for the boom boom room be:

It's the place to be other than under the sheets.

It's just like being under the sheets
----

Anyone can think of a sexy motto? Or funny sexy?

Sarah

I'm standing next to you Justy,,don't you remember?
Wasn't that tequila Tuesday?:rolleyes:

I am so good at this, can't you tell... ::shakes head::

I think I am the lost cause of the bunch, that girl on the end looks like she is going to jump through the cam and rape someone... It must be NM, so does that mean that Joe was taking pics?

Question should the motto for the boom boom room be:

it's the place to be other than under the sheets.

it's just like being under the sheets
----

anyone can think of a sexy motto? or funny sexy?

Sarah

My Boom Boom Room, comes in the shape of a whole house.

I thought it was Thursday Thursday

Cinco de Mayo, that was last Tuesday.

Yep, what about Mardi Gra.
Earn us some beads.

Haha Mardi Gras...

My Cinco de Mayo was and still is all a blur.

[changed my siggy]
Sarah

I am so good at this, can't you tell... ::shakes head::

I think I am the lost cause of the bunch, that girl on the end looks like she is going to jump through the cam and rape someone... It must be NM, so does that mean that Joe was taking pics?

Naw,that cute little Cabana Boy was shooting.. in more ways than one,and so it goes gutter thoughts :eek:

Naw,that cute little Cabana Boy was shooting...,in more ways than one,and so it goes gutter thoughts :eek:

... and more than ONE direction ;)

Sarah

Haha Mardi Gras...

My Cinco de Mayo was and still is all a blur.

[changed my siggy]
Sarah

You got the wit girl! I want you at my next party!

Haha Mardi Gras...

My Cinco de Mayo was and still is all a blur.

[changed my siggy]
Sarah

Good time good times.

You got the wit girl! I want you at my next party!

I won't come if it's BYOB.

;)

Sarah

Open bar all night on artsy.

I won't come if it's BYOB.

;)

Sarah

No way hon,the life of the party only has to bring her wits and charm and maybe the lube.we are in the boom boom room right?
Bow chicka wow wow;)

Open bar all night on artsy.

How the heck did that happen,wow I am in the middle of a electrical storm,think I will get off for a while (not that way)

lalala =P lick what before you stick what? O_O

No way hon,the life of the party only has to bring her wits and charm and maybe the lube.we are in the boom boom room right?
Bow chicka wow wow;)

OOoo you got that right sista ;)

Well it's home time have a great weekend guys!


Sarah

Have a good'un guys.

The "Humpa-Bumpa Room" is better.

The "Humpa-Bumpa Room" is better.

Maybe that can be the sequel KISS

Hahahaha, love the title Muddy!!
Now I actually have to go back read all the posts :p

I'm not reading back. My God you people are chatty. ;)

So the sexaholic is here. Whatever shall we talk about? :)

Hey there everyone! I'm in for some time...

Your choice Alty!

Was it that good Shaz?

Okay, maybe I will read back. Or you could give me a quick recap. :)

Nah, I haven't read back either lol... I've been meaning to but I've been distracted by a certain now 'closed' thread :p

Don't be distracted, go read what we missed, then tell me. :)

You go back and tell me :p

What did your last slave die of :p

You go back and tell me :p

What did your last slave die of :p

Eye strain! :)

Touché Alty... touché..

Eye strain! :)

I thought it was tongue strain :confused:

I thought it was tongue strain :confused:

Oooooww... I'll say OUCH for you... ."OUCH!!!!!" :rolleyes:

I thought it was tongue strain :confused:

No such thing...
Using your tongue too much merely strengthens it :p

No such thing...
Using your tongue too much merely strengthens it :p

Let's ask Sneezy! :)

No such thing...
Using your tongue too much merely strengthens it :p

Well like any muscle it can get strained if used too much.

Umm, that's what I heard... :rolleyes:

::NM whistles and walks away::

Well like any muscle it can get strained if used too much.

Umm, that's what I heard... :rolleyes:

::NM whistles and walks away::

Time to cover Niko's eyes and ears? :)

Time to cover Niko's eyes and ears? :)

With what are you covering them Stringer? :D

Ha, ha, for once I'm in the right room for this type of talk. Yay me!

Whooo hooo yay doing a happy dance to the song Sex you up lol

http://oneyearbibleimages.com/cover_eyes.jpg

Shaz, is that Joe? ;)

Yep, from my personal AMHD members collection ;)

Hey unky how goes it

Except that he hasn't got his ears shut! :p

These post might make you blush Unky. Do you think you can handle it lol

Yeah, it gets a bit rough sometimes lol

I can guarantee that this bunch will hold nothing back.

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:o

Yeah that is all that has been on my mind why are you so horny when your monthly bill comes?? It sucks... it is all good I am done today and I am going to ride the cowboy tonightlol

yeah that is all that has been on my mind why are you so horny when your monthly bill comes???? it sucks.... it is all good i am done today and i am gonna ride the cowboy tonightlol

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

these post might make you blush Unky. Do you think you can handle it lol

Think I can... ;)

"Monthly Bill" haha I like that! I refer to mine is my "evils"!!
And yes... so true... ack it's the worst!

Poor little Unky's brain is going to burst lol

Lol, not the least. I've endured many battles now, lost some, won some, but not the war! :cool:

Yay, hold on tight unky and grab your sword!

Update on Starby, I'm working on it now. Check the Starby thread, should be posted soon.

My head hurts! :(

Knock knock...

Knock knock.......

Just a minute... I'm not dressed...

In the Boom Boom Room? Who cares, unless your state of undress will scare someone.

In the Boom Boom Room? Who cares, unless your state of undress will scare someone.

Absolutely no worries there, you just have to be willing to take full advantage.

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:o

So... um... shazzy, you're still "taken" right?

so...um...shazzy, you're still "taken" right?

Haha, yep sneezy.

Nothing wrong with a good old sex talk though!

Yay, hold on tight unky and grab your sword!

LOL Shazzy, no sword for me. The spear is more deadly! :p

Morning peeps. How was the weekend?

Hey KC

Tiring... How are you KC? :)

Been better... glad the weekend is over and yes, I am VERY tired. In desperate need of a vacation.

LOL... vacation would do me good too...

Morning kc and Unky

Vacation? Unky you live in paradise!

Kc, what's got you so tired from the weekend?.
::raising eyebrow at KC::

My weekends always fly by too fast. Next thing I know it's Sunday night... Sigh.

I am just tired period. Go to school full time, work full time, and I have a part time job...

I am also tiring from being pissed off at a certain female friend... WOMEN!! :cool:

Hey NM! Maybe I live in paradise... but that doesn't prevent me from being tired :(

Morning my horny ones...

Sarah

I don't even have the energy to be horny...

I am just tired period. Go to school full time, work full time, and I have a part time job...

I am also tiring from being pissed off at a certain female friend...WOMEN!!! :cool:

Wow, kc I didn't know you had so much going on. What are you studying in school?

What'd this lady do to our dear kc?


Unky, I'm just saying that you're in the kind of place where many of us want to vacation! :)

It is a mixture of what I study. Right now I am majoring in both management and accounting, on a way to a masters. So, it sucks, basically. I really just want a day to lay in a comfy bed and sleep... what a life. Or, a day on the beach. I would take that too.

I hear you kc. I long for the days where I could get away with slacking off. Being responsible sux at times.

I was thinking about the beach last night. Haven't been in a few years. Which is shameful since I'm on a coastal state. :o

I want to go sit out and have some beers @ 9am and lounge all day. (Why is it when you're at the beach you start drinking at such ungodly hours? )

I don't even have the energy to be horny...

It's OK, you can have the day off. :cool:

He just hasn't had his coffee yet

He just hasn't had his coffee yet

Lol, maybe [let's hope]

Otherwise, you'll have to pick up the slack.

I have to go for some time... Be back later! :)

Later Unky! :)

I don't even have the energy to be horny...

Understandable-- this morning all I could do was press the snooze button.

-sigh-

Sarah

I don't even have the energy to be horny...

Do I get free reign to turn that around?

There is always energy for horniness... sometimes you don't even know where it came from...

Just takes the right touch. ;)

It's ok, you can have the day off. :cool:

Nope there are no time-outs in the horny chatter... what else do I have to look forward to at work?

Surely am lacking in the horny chatter at home... :p

Somebody has to pick up the slack there. :eek:

Hey Sarah, I think we all have the Monday Blah's. :(

Hope you had a good Mother's Day :)

Surely am lacking in the horny chatter at home... :p

Somebody has to pick up the slack there. :eek:

I told Rome to pick up the slack...

Somebody needs to come save us. Sigh.

Hope you had a great Mother's Day as well Justy :)

My son is a baby so he doesn't do too much... although he did sing the "Mommy" song all day which was great.

What's the mommy song?

Hope you had a great Mother's Day as well Justy :)

My son is a baby so he doesn't do too much... although he did sing the "Mommy" song all day which was great.

I had a wonderful Mommy's Day.

My seven year old rained gifts on me, while my twelve year old didn't have a thing. :eek:

Surprisingly they no longer make Mother's Day gifts in his art class, which is horrible, I think.

We had a nice cookout and I spent the day with my step-mother.

Worst part is I never even called my Mom. I have a card for her, but since her fifteenth time out of rehab, I haven't really even wanted to talk to her. So Mother's Day is an obligation, but in all the activities, I ended up blowing her off, which I feel bad about. Just in a weird place with that relationship.

Sorry to hear that about your mother justy. I... yeah... didn't get anything for my mom. I'm really hoping my past gifts (christmas... v-day... her birthday... ) counts.

what's the mommy song?

The only words to it are "Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy..."

Sometimes chanted, sometimes sing-songy.
He's not 2 yet, so I'm pleased with so little.

We didn't do anything yesterday, our normal Sunday routine... church and a nap afterwards. Napping with him is the best so I was satisfied with that.

My mom called me actually. We didn't exchange cards though.

I hear you Justy, my mom and I have had our share of problems and there have been years where it's been obligatory not because I wanted to celebrate with her. We're working on it and it's a long road.

I don't know if you have any interactions with an addict, but it is so disheartening.

I feel sick putting my kids through it (although they don't know where she goes when she falls off) but they are close with her. I had hoped that in her closeness with her grandchildren, it would give a new reason to stay off everything. It's hard when you find out that she isn't clean.

She didn't raise me, so I am closer with my step-mother. Right now, I am just consumed by guilt though. UGH.

What happened to the horny thoughts, that was where I was headed with my morning... :D

I do understand about dealing with addicts. It really makes you feel helpless because you have to sit back and watch them destroy everything. And then you're still holding onto a shred of hope that they realize what they're doing.

It must be really difficult since your kids love and want a relationship with her. :(

Ok... maybe we should get back to horny talk! :D

Where are the damn boys...

Of course, I did warn kc about the second week of the month, he maybe avoiding me. :D

Okok, if you guys say so... I'm back to the horniness of it all.

Um... a few days ago, I went out for drinks with a friend, and I'm not sure what had happened. I didn't drink the full gamut of drinks... only had a couple... but apparently, something went wrong or another, and I was ENTIRELY trashed, to the point where I was stumbling my speech, blacking out, etc. (NOTE TO TEENS: Don't be like me) Apparently, I was talking to someone on the phone, and that *SOMEONE* said the next day that I was "pretty good at phone oral sex."... reowr?

You really had me turned on last night sneezy

I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about

I have an addition to our horny little song lyrics... Shush girl shut your lips Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips

... I'm never drinking again.

You really had me turned on last night sneezy

I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about

That will teach him. :D

You really had me turned on last night sneezy

I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about

LOL!

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/cat_laughing_out_loud.jpg

Sarah

okok, if you guys say so...I'm back to the horniness of it all.

um...a few days ago, I went out for drinks with a friend, and I'm not sure what had happened. I didn't drink the full gamut of drinks...only had a couple...but apparently, something went wrong or another, and I was ENTIRELY trashed, to the point where I was stumbling my speech, blacking out, etc. (NOTE TO TEENS: Don't be like me) Apparently, I was talking to someone on the phone, and that *SOMEONE* said the next day that I was "pretty good at phone oral sex." ...reowr?

You little stinker! Yes, you are good at oral phone sex, you also said you loved me and then you passed out. Some date you are!

Little Monday nastiness I see...

That's because Sneezy was the little engine that could keep moving

It's okay, happens to the best of us

Nastiness? Where? Me? No way!

Morning KC, how's it hangin?

Well... let's just say KC isn't in the best of moods and leave it at that. How you doin'?

Rome.. why are you so funny today.

Maybe it's because I'm famished.. but whatever the reason is keep me laughing..

Sarah

Morning Rome.

The little engine that could?

Silly boys! Just silly!

Yep Kc, it's been one of those weekends for me as well

Well....let's just say KC isn't in the best of moods and leave it at that. How you doin'?

I'm doing. I've got a bit of a sunburn from doing gardening yesterday, but other then that, I'm just peachy!

What's got you down KC? Blue balls? :eek:

I'm doing. I've got a bit of a sunburn from doing gardening yesterday, but other then that, I'm just peachy!

What's got you down KC? Blue balls? :eek:

I thought those would have you down Alten?

I thought those would have you down Alten?

LMAO! Good one! :p

I'm a happy camper today, hubby's back on days.

In other words, I don't have to recharge my batteries this week, I've got the real thing. :)

LMAO! Good one! :p

I'm a happy camper today, hubby's back on days.

In other words, I don't have to recharge my batteries this week, I've got the real thing. :)

Must be nice ha ha!

Must be nice ha ha!

I'll let you know. ;)

Last night rocked!

Last night I surprised my wife with a candlelight dinner for mothers day.

Then we had chocolate strawberries and pink champagne w/ soft music in low lights.

Our bedroom was covered in candles and mixed rose pedals all over the floor and bed.



... if you want to hear more say "I DO"

I DO!

Just going to say, we don't light candles in the Alty household, my husband and fire, they don't mix!

That's it... only one person wants to hear the rest?

........if you want to hear more say "I DO"

Bah Humbug. :p
I'm jealous. :(

But I do... [sigh]

I do, but I'm also being deprived as of the moment so sexual talk doesn't do me any good ha ha

I don't.

Sarah

I do, but I'm also being deprived as of the moment so sexual talk doesn't do me any good ha ha

Poor baby, do you need a hug?

I can loan you my batteries for the next two weeks, and a few toys, just make sure you sterilize them before you return them to me. ;)

I don't.

Sarah

Me and you both...

Lol, thanks! But nothing battery operated is coming near me. The wife doesn't feel "pretty" and is "stressed out" so that means the show is on lock down

SHE FELL ASLEEP!

So I called the boys and we went to Sugar Daddies. [local strip club]

Told my wife this morning and her reply was...
"you got up?"


:eek:

That sucks Rome. Ahhhh, want to say something, can't say it, be quiet Alty, don't do it... my head is going to explode!

Ha ha... Sounds like my fiancé, she was up all day and had a cappuccino at around 6, by the time we laid down, she was beyond tired:(

SHE FELL ASLEEP!

So I called the boys and we went to Sugar Daddies. [local strip club]

Told my wife this morning and her reply was....
"you got up?"


:eek:

Are you dating my ex?? :cool:

Ha ha what do you want to say Alty? She says she feels "fat" and she's like 125lbs, last time I checked that's not fat!

Krazi, that was so not worth the wait. :(

Yesterday I gardened, got a sun burn, played with the kids.

Hubby made dinner, I still feel a bit sick.

After the kids went to bed we... never mind, don't want to make you all jealous. ;)

Krazi, that was so not worth the wait. :(

Yesterday I gardened, got a sun burn, played with the kids.

Hubby made dinner, I still feel a bit sick.

After the kids went to bed we...... never mind, don't want to make you all jealous. ;)

Not cool man, not cool

Ha ha what do you want to say Alty? She says she feels "fat" and she's like 125lbs, last time I checked that's not fat!

She feels fat? Sweetie, that's code for "I'm bloated, PMSing and I don't want you anywhere near me until I feel human again".

This too shall pass. ;)

Not cool man, not cool

It was for me. :D

She has a different type of birth control that limits her PMS, where she doesn't have them and if she does, they barely last. Bloating is a possibility, she did complain about that. And I wrote all her English papers last week so we could have "alone" time this weekend :(

Are you dating my ex??? :cool:

LMAO! Next time, just pinch her, that will wake her up. She won't be in the mood for sex, but she'll be awake. :)

And you think you women have it bad

Saudi judge: It's OK to slap spendthrift wives - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/05/10/saudi.court.wife.slapping/index.html?iref=mpstoryview)

She has a different type of birth control that limits her PMS, where she doesn't have them and if she does, they barely last. Bloating is a possibility, she did complain about that. And I wrote all her English papers last week so we could have "alone" time this weekend :(

When she said she feels fat what did you say? Please tell me you didn't hesitate. Not good if you did, you'll be going without for a while.

I tell her she is not even close to fat, and that I think she is beautiful. And I usually add that I don't think I am in her league :)

I can be a sweetheart when I want to be.

She feels fat? Sweetie, that's code for "I'm bloated, PMSing and I don't want you anywhere near me until I feel human again".

This too shall pass. ;)

I feel fat today.

And you think you women have it bad

Saudi judge: It's OK to slap spendthrift wives - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/05/10/saudi.court.wife.slapping/index.html?iref=mpstoryview)

I'd be dead 5 minutes after I arrived there.

First, that outfit, not going to happen.
Second, you did not just slap me, oh no you didn't!
Third, no rights? I don't think so!

Yup, I'd be dead!

I tell her she is not even close to fat, and that I think she is beautiful. And I usually add that I don't think I am in her league :)

I can be a sweetheart when I want to be.

Prove it! :p

I feel fat today.

LMAO! Should we steer clear of you today Justy? Are you feeling a bit grumpy?

I didn't let her do a thing...
It was her day not to do anything so I guess that meant no boom boom in the bedroom.
Everything I did and bought for her [gifts] made her very happy but in the end...

I'm a bit pissed.

I am not grumpy, just Day 1/2 which is uncomfortable, headache, painful day. I am really just moody about 1-2 days prior.

Thankful I am a 72-hr. girl.

- She has a tough time in English, I am a good writer(it's a hobby and had a few articles I wrote published) so I did her English papers for Graphic Design degree

- Bought her flowers from the girls for Mother's Day

- Ordered her some under garments she has been wanting for Mother's Day

- I paint her nails and take care of her feet for her

- Massage her feet when she's off work

- Do the dishes, clean up, feed the girls every morning

So ha! Lol

I didnt let her do a thing.....
It was her day not to do anything so I guess that meant no boom boom in the bedroom.
Everything I did and bought for her [gifts] made her very happy but in the end.....

i'm a bit pissed.

She got gifts? What the? I got nothing and hubby still got "boom boom".

I need to rethink this. :(

I didnt let her do a thing.....
It was her day not to do anything so I guess that meant no boom boom in the bedroom.
Everything I did and bought for her [gifts] made her very happy but in the end.....

i'm a bit pissed.

Welcome the club, My name is Rome. I've been here about 3 months, feel as long I have a god reputation in the club.

- She has a tough time in English, I am a good writer(it's a hobby and had a few articles I wrote published) so I did her English papers for Graphic Design degree

- Bought her flowers from the girls for Mother's Day

- Ordered her some under garments she has been wanting for Mother's Day

- I paint her nails and take care of her feet for her

- Massage her feet when she's off work

- Do the dishes, clean up, feed the girls every morning

So ha! lol

That definitely deserves booty...

I am sorry she is so busy, are you closer to relief?

- She has a tough time in English, I am a good writer(it's a hobby and had a few articles I wrote published) so I did her English papers for Graphic Design degree

- Bought her flowers from the girls for Mother's Day

- Ordered her some under garments she has been wanting for Mother's Day

- I paint her nails and take care of her feet for her

- Massage her feet when she's off work

- Do the dishes, clean up, feed the girls every morning

So ha! lol

You're not married yet right? How you doing? ;)

My husband made dinner, it was edibleish. I cleaned the dishes afterwards. I don't think he knows how.

Under garments, um, I have underwear that's older then my kids!

Massage? I get a five second back rub if he wants to get me in the mood.

Painted nails. LMAO! That wouldn't end well.

Feed the kids? He's vaguely aware that there are little people living with us.

It's supposed to end this Wens(last day of these 2 classes) but on Thursday, she starts another one. No word on how much work will be involved in that one, so the jury is still hung on that verdict

Oh yea, I also coach our oldest tee-ball team and have been having to deal with her ex's mom and sister(both royal bit**es)

They make comments that shouldn't be said

She got gifts? What the? I got nothing and hubby still got "boom boom".

I need to rethink this. :(

I tried for a little some "Boom Boom", but I was told I had to wait until the kids went out to play.

I already knew I was working on a limited time frame... :o

Guess the bill showed up before the plumber! :eek:

I am not grumpy, just Day 1/2 which is uncomfortable, headache, painful day. I am really just moody about 1-2 days prior.

Thankful I am a 72-hr. girl.

Naproxen Sodium... it helps a lot. You can get it at walmart.
OB/GYN dr. prescribe Naproxen for pms cramp and it will help the headache.

You're not married yet right? How you doin? ;)

My husband made dinner, it was edibleish. I cleaned the dishes afterwards. I don't think he knows how.

Under garments, um, I have underwear that's older then my kids!

Massage? I get a five second back rub if he wants to get me in the mood.

Painted nails. LMAO! That wouldn't end well.

Feed the kids? He's vaguely aware that there are little people living with us.

She worked all weekend, so I gave the girls breakfast and lunch both days

Took lunch to her yesterday along with doing the laundry and cleaning the bathroom

I used to be horrible at painting her nails, but have gotten a lot better

Oh yea, I also make her coffee and breakfast every morning

Naproxen Sodium......it helps alot. You can get it at walmart.
OB/GYN dr. prescribe Naproxen for pms cramp and it will help the headache.

I can't stop laughing at the PMS advice from a guy...

Just keep thinking about my father - who is so anti-PMS, he still calls me up to bring over tampons, because he REFUSES to buy them.

At ten I would have to be the one who paid and bought them, if I was alone with him. I didn't even know what they were for. LMAO.

My PMS advice. Go to sleep for a few days until it is over... just sayin'

She worked all weekend, so I gave the girls breakfast and lunch both days

Took lunch to her yesterday along with doing the laundry and cleaning the bathroom

I used to be horrible at painting her nails, but have gotten a lot better

Oh yea, I also make her coffee and breakfast every morning

Holy crap, you do more than I do and I feel like I do everything around the house.

When do you sit down?

Thank goodness for AMHD, otherwise you may become suicidal. That is one heck of a full plate.

The advice on PMS, I usually take the weatherman's advice on Natural Disasters

Find a safe place to hide out and wait until the storm passes over

But! Always beware of the "eye of the storm" when all seems quiet and calm

My PMS advice. Go to sleep for a few days until it is over...just sayin'

It's what I do :p

She worked all weekend, so I gave the girls breakfast and lunch both days

Took lunch to her yesterday along with doing the laundry and cleaning the bathroom

I used to be horrible at painting her nails, but have gotten a lot better

Oh yea, I also make her coffee and breakfast every morning

Seriously, forget her, marry me! I can divorce what's his name in a heartbeat! ;)

My PMS advice. Go to sleep for a few days until it is over...just sayin'

Kc, you cover for me at work and I will do just that.

You wouldn't have to tell me twice.

I had a hard time crawling out of bed this morning.

Ha ha, I don't really sit down. I kind of hover over the seat and take it in stride. The only thing I can't do is cook, once that changes I'll be doing it all. During the week, I usually pick the girls up from day-care and have their homework done and them feed(soup or something easy for me to make) before she gets off at 6

Work should understand. This should really be a universal rule that is understood...

PMS sucks. I love that the guys give advice about it. Until you've lived it, you don't know! Be happy that you're men! ;)

Work should understand. This should really be a universal rule that is understood...

Is this out of concern for the gals, or to save your own neck? Just asking. ;)

Seriously, forget her, marry me! I can divorce what's his name in a heartbeat! ;)

Ha ha! That would be funny, lol think about it. Instead of arguing in person, we'd argue through AMHD!

The advice on PMS, I usually take the weatherman's advice on Natural Disasters

Find a safe place to hide out and wait until the storm passes over

But! always beware of the "eye of the storm" when all seems quiet and calm

I have so many eye's. My partner can't ever figure out which way is up.

I try to control my moods but I am super snappy mixed with super clingy...

It's not a good mix.

I swear he would be happy to sleep through my PMS when I can't.

Save my own neck. The well being of the girls is the last thing on my mind... no offense to the hotties on here... :cool:

Ha ha, I don't really sit down. I kind of hover over the seat and take it in stride. The only thing I can't do is cook, once that changes I'll be doing it all. During the week, I usually pick the girls up from day-care and have their homework done and them feed(soup or something easy for me to make) before she gets off at 6

You are a great man, Rome, but you didn't need us to tell you.

I hope she remembers to appreciate you in every way. :)

Amazing 22 yo.

PMS sucks. I love that the guys give advice about it. Until you've lived it, you don't know! Be happy that you're men! ;)

Oh I describe every excrutiating and gross detail to my partner.
I figure if I have to suffer he should too!

Save my own neck. The well being of the girls is the last thing on my mind...no offense to the hotties on here...:cool:

I agree, I take cover but it's to protect myself from the tongue lashing about "you don't know what its like being a woman"

That lecture is a dead end for guys, we can't fire back because they hit us with "I give birth" and it's instant loss for us

Ha ha! That would be funny, lol think about it. Instead of arguing in person, we'd argue through AMHD!

It could be the best relationship ever, we'd never raise our voices, we'd just get carpal tunnel syndrome!

She got gifts? What the? I got nothing and hubby still got "boom boom".

I need to rethink this. :(

I got her an iPod nano she wanted plus I already had a princess cut [special ordered]hearts on fire diamond ring. Not cheap at all.

It will pass once school slows down, which I am hoping for on Thursday!

::Starts praying::

Save my own neck. The well being of the girls is the last thing on my mind...no offense to the hotties on here...:cool:

Just as I suspected! :rolleyes:

We love you anyway KC.

I got her an ipod nano she wanted plus I already had a princess cut [special ordered]hearts on fire diamond ring. Not cheap at all.

Maybe, umm maybe she was so surprised she passed out from excitement, not from being tired?

I got her an ipod nano she wanted plus I already had a princess cut [special ordered]hearts on fire diamond ring. Not cheap at all.

A ring! She got a ring!

Seriously, you boys have to talk to my husband. He really needs to step it up!

Yeah, both Rome and Krazi make me feel like a total waste of manhood...

I didn't go as far as getting her a ring, but I ordered her 2 bras and 4 pairs of underwear(close to 100 bucks) plus 3 things of flowers and some stuff from Bath and Body works.

What's his number Alty, I'll give him a call

I got crappy chili, potatoes and he got the stepping stool for me when I was trimming the lilac tree. What a prince! :(

I didn't go as far as getting her a ring, but I ordered her 2 bras and 4 pairs of underwear(close to 100 bucks) plus 3 things of flowers and some stuff from Bath and Body works.

What's his number Alty, I'll give him a call

It won't help Rome. We've been together since we were 19 years old, the romance is gone! ;)

I've already got planting duty this coming weekend, along with preparing the garden

PMS sucks. I love that the guys give advice about it. Until you've lived it, you don't know! Be happy that you're men! ;)


Women have pms and men has blue balls...
So we have our painful moments, like last night!

It won't help Rome. We've been together since we were 19 years old, the romance is gone! ;)

If you were with me, that would only have been 3 years ago:-)

Our "official" one year anniversary is coming up this June, so I am thinking about a nice dinner and maybe a nice bracelet or earrings she likes

women have pms and men has blue balls.........
so we have our painful moments, like last night!

This is true, very very true!

women have pms and men has blue balls.........
so we have our painful moments, like last night!

Blue balls? My hubby has no idea what that is, he's never had to suffer.

Really, got to rethink this! ;)

I'm writing a list. The stuff other guys do for their spouses and what he does for me. Do you think he'll take the hint or is smacking him on the head with a shovel easier?

Try stapling it to his favorite food and maybe he will get the point, if not shovel idea works nicely. Then come move to Jersey with Rome

If you were with me, that would only have been 3 years ago:-)

Our "official" one year anniversary is coming up this June, so I am thinking about a nice dinner and maybe a nice bracelet or earrings she likes

OMG! You are sooooo young!

Hubby and I have been together for (brace yourself) 19 years, half our lives! Wow, writing it down really brought it home. :eek:

Try stapling it to his favorite food and maybe he will get the point, if not shovel idea works nicely. Then come move to Jersey with Rome

Can I bring my kids, my dogs, my rabbits, the bird, the fish, etc. etc.

Can I bring my kids, my dogs, my rabbits, the bird, the fish, etc. etc.?

You forgot me too...

You forgot me too...

KC and Rome all to myself? Purrrrr! :cool:

Sure, I love dogs! And we actually had baby rabbits right outside my garage. Their hole almost overfilled with water so I put hamster trimmings around it to keep them warm.

Sure, I love dogs! and we actually had baby rabbits right outside my garage. Their hole almost overfilled with water so I put hamster trimmings around it to keep them warm.

I think I just fell in love. :)

I have 3 dogs, 4 rabbits, 1 bird and 2 fish (they won't last long though, I suck at the whole aquarium thing).

I also have a 10 year old son that's going on 15 (he's driving me nuts!) and a 6 year old daughter that is going to cause me many sleepless nights once she starts liking boys.

You sure you're up for that?

Altenweg I would shower you with the pedals of fresh picked orchids and a dinner fit for a queen. Then we would drink the finest German Ale and... omg, I really need to get laid!

Altenweg I would shower you with the pedals of fresh picked orchids and a dinner fit for a queen. Then we would drink the finest German Ale and..... omg, i really need to get laid!!

LOL! All this attention, it's going to my head.

Keep it coming! :D

Ha ha that's not the only thing going to your head! Ba-zing!

Giggity... giggity... giggity

Now that's just sad boys, you can do better then that!

Ha ha that's not the only thing going to your head! Ba-zing!

She is German, so that tells it all.

Lmao!!


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Ahhhh! Krazi, that's just wrong.

I'm much nicer to you boys. Here's a little something for you!

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Ahhhh! Krazi, that's just wrong.

I'm much nicer to you boys. Here's a little something for you!

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I am nice too, notice how I am just observing mostly today.

Considering my mood that is uber nice!

I am nice too, notice how I am just observing mostly today.

Considering my mood that is uber nice!

You're always thinking of others Justy. :)

Lol... point taken ladies.

The pic is OK but we can get such pics all over the net. Now if it was a pic of you now that will be uber sweet!






[married, not dead]

lol....point taken ladies.

the pic is ok but we can get such pics all over the net. Now if it was a pic of you now that will be uber sweet!

I'm going to tell you the same thing I tell all the guys. If you want nude pictures of me just search the internet, I'm pretty sure they're out there somewhere.

I had a few stupid moments (understatement) when I was younger, don't know where the pictures are now. :eek:

If you find them let me know! ;)

I am nice too, notice how I am just observing mostly today.

Considering my mood that is uber nice!

As am I... :cool:

If we find them post them in every topic?

If you insist :p

If we find them post them in every topic?

If you insist :p

If you find them I'll be amazed. You all know my name, but I wasn't married then. Also, I did do one smart thing, I didn't use my real name.

Happy hunting. :D

Andrea Tiger is the name, correct? :cool:

It will be a challenge I admit but...

I'm lazy... you are safe :p

I'm going to tell you the same thing I tell all the guys. If you want nude pictures of me just search the internet, I'm pretty sure they're out there somewhere.

I had a few stupid moments (understatement) when I was younger, don't know where the pictures are now. :eek:

If you find them let me know! ;)

Ooooooooo... I'm so on it.

What year?

I felt a disturbance in the force.

Found a sex room I hadn't subscribed too.

All is better now.

Hi all. I'm in a l o u s y mood. Woke up with clothes on. Man, I hate that.

Just a ?

Is it the man's responsibility to pay for all dates when dating?

Is there not an obligation more now that women are completely capable of stepping up and contributing in the dating period?

Andrea Tiger is the name, correct?? :cool:

No it was Crystal Chandelier! ;)

i felt a disturbance in the force.

found a sex room i hadnt subscribed too.

all is better now.

hi all. im in a l o u s y mood. woke up with clothes on. man, i hate that.

Let me help you with that KP.

:: Alty unbottons shirt, undoes belt, lowers pants:: Ooh, polka dot underwear! :cool:

Just a ?

Is it the man's responsiblity to pay for all dates when dating?

Is there not an obligation more now that women are completely capable of stepping up and contributing in the dating period?

No. If it was my responsibility to pay, then it is absolutely the woman's responsibility to put out at any requested time.

ooooooooo.....i'm so on it.

what year?

1980's that's all you're getting!

Awww sucks kp :(

I send you red bull and push you into a nice hot shower!

No. If it was my responsibility to pay, then it is absolutely the woman's responsibility to put out at any requested time.

How long until the is an expectation for a female to contribute?

Is a month to early for a gentlemen to request that the female start sharing the dating expense?

I think as a man, I probably would never ask.
But as a female, I would never continue to date someone with out stepping up to the plate once in awhile.

Guys I am BORED.

Sarah

Just a ?

Is it the man's responsiblity to pay for all dates when dating?

Is there not an obligation more now that women are completely capable of stepping up and contributing in the dating period?

I say definitely not a mans responsibility. Most women have careers now, make enough money to support themselves, why should the guy have to fork over all his money to go out on a date?

Equal rights means equal in all ways.

Just my opinion.

I say definitely not a mans responsibility. Most women have careers now, make enough money to support themselves, why should the guy have to fork over all his money to go out on a date?

Equal rights means equal in all ways.

Just my opinion.

Mine too, but thus far I feel like the minority on this thread.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dating/boyfriend-thinks-might-him-his-money-352392.html

Muddy, do you have a Facebook page?

i felt a disturbance in the force.

found a sex room i hadnt subscribed too.

all is better now.

hi all. im in a l o u s y mood. woke up with clothes on. man, i hate that.

There's no way I would've allowed that to happen ;)

If I have to eventually "ask" a girl to chip in, we wouldn't be dating long. I don't see a problem with the second or third date being shared equally. Just my opinion though. Maybe that is why I don't date gals that long...