HAPPY FRIDAY...

I am so sorry, Sneezy pooh... well actually...

I GET TO SLEEP IN TOMORROW.

I don't have to work my other job this weekend... woohoo to me. So it's sleeping in and veggin' out.

Mmm, Mmm, Mmm I Lovin' it!

Sup Justy? How you doin'?

Maybe all of our great advice is causing less people to have to come seeking it out...

Or maybe you two have scared all of the whiners away... :D

There will always be whiners around... ALWAYS!

Sup Justy?? How you doin'?

I am doing great and feeling fabulous, ready for a fantastic and quick day.

There will always be whiners around...ALWAYS!

Well as long as you are here... :eek:

Touché

Touche

Awwe, but I love the little tiger, :(

No hard feelings, I am just picking on you, cause you are so fabulous.

Nothing little about me... :cool:

You should know that!

Sometimes the harsh advice is the advice that gets through to some people.

Somehow I know that you would note that, kc... you are right... nothing little...

Oh have we discussed your contract as Alty's newest boy toy?? Sneezy is against it, but as he found out from his contract, he doesn't have too much say.

Rome, you are absolutely correct. It's so sad when fifteen people are there saying the same thing while they argue, then they come back to tell everyone we were right. It's so easy to tell exactly the status of a relationship from this side of the monitor.

We have contracts being signed and no one alerted me?

Contract... elaborate please. Must have missed that.

Yes. I apparently was scammed into signing a boy toy contract...

Fax this contract over and I will try to get you out of it Sneezy.. I got your back

That is why I always say to never be in a thread alone with these girls without proper representation...

I agree, we need a buddy system

I DID scream "Stranger Danger" but nothing happened...

So she violated you! This will not stand my friend, us guys have to stand together. The women are getting out of hand

::Grabs his Superman costume and whip::

I'll handle this

So she violated you! This will not stand my friend, us guys have to stand together. The women are getting out of hand

::Grabs his Superman costume and whip::

I'll handle this

Sorry Rome, as his union representative, I have already thoroughly reviewed the contract that was signed and it is binding.

Unless the 'owner' decides to terminate the agreement, Sneezy is officially a contracted boy toy... don't let him fool you... he loves it.

I want to get back to my supposed contract... who binded me to a contract?

From now on, guys will not make any agreements without a fellow male here to make sure the contract is in good faith.

You aren't binded, kc, yet... :D

Just Sneezy so far...

What is so bad about being a boy toy... we you hit thirty you are officially out of the boy toy clause... that's not so bad.

Four years of an older woman using you for sexual pleasure without any strings... think of all the education you will get.

From now on, guys will not make any agreements without a fellow male here to make sure the contract is in good faith.

We don't run on a buddy system... unless we are getting two boy toys for the price of one... hmmm, not a bad idea, Rome. :p

I'm only 22, just FYI for future Free Agent status

I can handle being a boy toy... we will see how this works.

I'm only 22, just FYI for future Free Agent status

Is that your volunteering for boy toy status?

Unlike Rome, I am an aging veteran nearing the end of his prime...

Yeah I am aware, we will just have to use you extra hard.

Depends on the field of offers I receive.

Well right now I am the whole field, but no doubt there will be competition soon enough. :p

What are you offering, I have quite a few prime years left.

Do you mean besides all the training and no strings sex... what more is it you think I should offer, that alone is a package that sells itself??

Sold!

Am I free to play in other leagues? Age brackets, I guess you would call it.

Originally that question looks like you were more interested in the boys teams... hehe.

All other interacts will have to be cleared with the 'boss' :D since it could interfer with your current training program.

BTW, someone has to offer the swing!

Did you see it yet, kc?

Do you have in hung in the bedroom yet?

Hung and awaiting your arrival

I will throw in the swing, if I am free to browse different age brackets.

What different age brackets are you interested in?

We have them in all ages, sizes and colors at your disposal.

They won't be an fun and educational as myself but hey, they don't make cloning machines quite yet.

Hung and awaiting your arrival

Oh sure, on the weekend you tell me that you are too busy for me, you hang up the swing.

Don't go trying it without me.

I was thinking I could dabble into each one, I like to stay active in a competitive marker. Also, how long is this contract?

The contract exists until your thirtith birthday... unless someone files for an extension of contract.

Then the contract is reviewed at that time and new terms are agreed upon.

I swear certain members must be on a different time schedule than us... how dare they!! They get no benefits of my boy toy contract if that is the case.

I'm here, miss me?

I didn't read back, someone catch me up please.

The catch up is that Rome is currently negotiating his boy toy deal while it is widely known I have no room to negotiate. Thus, I am at the mercy of you ladies...

I have room for a few new boy toys. Who's currently bidding for you two?

I offer a lot of benefits. You get to rub my feet, my back, my front (when I'm in the mood). You get to make my bed, cook, clean, do laundry and once in a while you get to kneel in front of me and... beg (what did you think I'd say?)

Anyone interested?

I am still a free agent with a little over 7 years under my belt before I hit 30. So I am fielding all offers at this point

Welcome to the bidding

What's the current bid? I'm sure I can top it.

I love 20 something boys, they're so much fun to play with. I must have me another.

Rome, come over to the dark side, I'll make it worth your while. ;)

Where did you boys go? Sigh. All alone.

I guess I'll just play with myself, I mean by myself, I mean... oh poo. :(

Come back boys, please come back!

Still lurking...

Still lurking...

Well lurk your arse over here! :D

On my way... WOOOOOOO

On my way...WOOOOOOO

That's the ticket, enthusiasm is always nice.

Alty, remember to share...

You may not have all the boy toys. ;)

There will be plenty to go around... :cool:

Alty, remember to share...

You may not have all the boy toys. ;)

I can share, my kindergarten teacher said I was a good sharer. Yup! :D

Woohoo... I love boys... My drive is in overdrive... my partners at a low... I am going nuts...

Boy toys are just the answer. :D

Boys yes, children no. If a guy doesn't have brains it's a no go for me.

I need mental stimulation as well as physical. That's why I love our boys, they've all got good heads on their shoulders. Giggle, I said heads. ;)

Now that I've given them a boost to their egos... ;)

Boys yes, children no. If a guy doesn't have brains it's a no go for me.

I need mental stimulation as well as physical. ;)

Cheers to that! I'd rather have an intelligent average-looking guy over an Adonis-type idiot any day.

Exception to rule... Vin Diesel. Just sayin'.

Exception to rule... Vin Diesel. Just sayin'.

He's always the exception. As long as he can get it up and whisper sweet nothings I don't care if he doesn't know 2 + 2. Sigh.

Sh!t, he doesn't even have to whisper sweet nothings.

I am not looking to make love to that man...

I just want a good pounding from him. :D

Sh!t, he doesn't even have to whisper sweet nothings.

I am not looking to make love to that man...

I just want a good pounding from him. :D

He has to whisper to me, that's what I find sexiest about him, his voice.

Yes, he has a nice body, love the bald head, but I can get that elsewhere. The voice though, purrrrrrrr.

Sadly, I have a feeling he'd talk but not have much to say.

Now KP, that man could whisper in my ear all day and all night. Love the way he writes, pretty darn sure I'd love the way he talks.

Forget Vin, KP, you're number one on my list and no girls, I'm not sharing! ;)

Must write this down...

1) get it up
2) whisper stuff

You don't mind sticky notes on the bed, right?

Like we honestly believe that you would ever need a sticky note... come on now.

You could improvise well, no doubt.

must write this down...

1) get it up
2) whisper stuff

you dont mind sticky notes on the bed, right?

What are you using to make them stick? Just asking. ;)

You could improvise well, no doubt.

"improvise"... that mean go faster and be unfocused, right?

At least I think that's what it says in the Male Mind Dictionary... ;)

Oops... wrong thread

"improvise"... that mean go faster and be unfocused, right?

at least i think thats what it says in the Male Mind Dictionary... ;)

oops... wrong thread

Are you ever unfocused when it comes to sex? I don't think so.

He has to whisper to me, that's what I find sexiest about him, his voice.

Yes, he has a nice body, love the bald head, but I can get that elsewhere. The voice though, purrrrrrrr.

Sadly, I have a feeling he'd talk but not have much to say.

Now KP, that man could whisper in my ear all day and all night. Love the way he writes, pretty darn sure I'd love the way he talks.

Forget Vin, KP, you're number one on my list and no girls, I'm not sharing! ;)I agree girl... I want a man that can pick me up and throw me against the wall and give me the ruff stuff

What's happenin' guys?

Hi kc

I don't mind a good, throw me up against the wall and make me forget everything romp, but after the deed he better have something to say, otherwise he'll be shown the door.

Stimulate my mind and the body will follow. Just saying. ;)

What's happenin' guys?

Not much. The boys aren't being very playful today. :(

My mind is elsewhere, sadly I am forced to see the fiance's ex's mother. Not a big fan, or a fan, or even enjoyed anything that she has ever done.

Sorry... some of us guys (ME) are fairly tired and just want to go to bed... ahhh, my comfy bed...

You boys have a job, that job is pleasing us. It's in the contract!

KC, you can go to bed after you're done here.

Rome, give me mommy dearests email, I'll take care of it, then you can play. ;)

By the way, I threw out my back, I'm in tons of pain right now, not good, not good at all!

Massage? Please?

I want to play...

A little strip poker...

A little pole dancing...

Hmmmm, I am in such a mood...

Sorry...some of us guys (ME) are fairly tired and just want to go to bed...ahhh, my comfy bed...

I will take you to bed... hope you don't mind the scarfs and handcuffs... yes, you can stay in bed for just a little while...

No other obligations allowed.

So long as you do all the work, I can handle that.

I wanna play...

a little strip poker...

a little pole dancing...
hmmmm, I am in such a mood...


I hope you're better at it then this lady.

YouTube - Fat Woman Pole Dance Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueVOLY2SPDE)

I hope you're better at it then this lady.

YouTube - Fat Woman Pole Dance Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueVOLY2SPDE)
I like lap dancing better though;)

i like lap dancing better though;)

Giving or getting?

Giving or getting?giving I have never had one

So long as you do all the work, I can handle that.

When you are tied down, blindfolded and handcuffed...

I won't expect you to do too much work in that condition.

Just sit back and enjoy the ride. ;)

I believe you meant that YOU will be enjoying the ride, not I.

I believe you meant that YOU will be enjoying the ride, not I.

Oh you'll enjoy it KC, Justy knows what she's doing.

Better hurry before I fall asleep... :cool:

Better hurry up before I fall asleep...:cool:

:: Alty pinches KC tiger::

Are you awake now?

There is some true lurking going on in this thread!

There is some true lurking going on in this thread!

Let's give them something to watch. You game?

:: Alty kisses KC's chest and works her way down::

::KC Smiles::

Alty we could always make it a team effort want some help

KC dear, you aren't as tired as you claim.

:: Alty stops just before KC climaxes, starts working her way back up::

Uh Oh... I see that KP is back...

:: Zips up pants and runs for the door ::

:cool:

Alty we could always make it a team effort want some help

That's KC's call. Something tells me he wouldn't say no. ;)

Uh Oh...I see that KP is back...

:: Zips up pants and runs for the door ::

:cool:

Your pants are on the floor KC. I have them. If you want them, come and get them. :D

Hey kp how's it going

Wipe your mouth off Alty... wouldn't want KP to see that!

:: Alty stops just before KC climaxes, starts working her way back up::

Wow, three minutes... good time, Alty! :D

Wipe your mouth off Alty...wouldn't want KP to see that!

KC dear, I swallow, there's nothing around my mouth. :cool:

Maybe it's my poor aiming that did it...

Wow, three minutes... good time, Alty!! :D

Twenty something, it's not difficult. ;)

Maybe it's my poor aiming that did it...

About that, my eye is burning. :(

Hope you don't wear contacts...

That is how I got my eye infection... which is not fun.

Do you need a dartboard kc, do some practice?? I mean you can shoot that far, can't you?

A dartboard? Perhaps you can draw something on your chest and I will go from there... :cool:

Wow I have heard of the bionic man but bionic sperm that is a new one and rather impressive

You bet!!

Of course there are so many spots to aim at... :D

Justy I think you were just offered a pearl necklace

wow i have heard of the bionic man but bionic sperm that is a new one and rather impressive

I couldn't even describe thick and chunky to you, it has new meaning to me. :D

No contacts, I had lasic eye surgery done last year. But you, ouch!

KC, no worries, practice makes perfect. We'll just keep practicing.

You ready to go again?

Yes... I am good to go... open wide.

Yes...I am good to go...open wide.

LOL! No dear, it's your turn to make my head spin!

Uh Oh...I see that KP is back...

:: Zips up pants and runs for the door ::

:cool:

Careful with that zipper. Them little teeth can leave tire tracks.

LOL! No dear, it's your turn to make my head spin!

:: Turns to KP asking for advice ::

I almost typed

Oops, wrong thread

The threadjacking has become so common and familiar that I'm just assuming I'm in trouble

KP darling, show this young tiger how to please a woman.

:: Turns to KP asking for advice ::

Kc, is too young in the boy toy process, he will need loads of assistance...

I am sure you can handle it, Alty ;)

We'll have him trained right in no time.

:: Turns to KP asking for advice ::

Nope.

I'm not going to be your Cyrano...

I'm sure you can figure out what alty likes...

She just wants what she wants when she wants it.

Simple key to happiness.

kc, is too young in the boy toy process, he will need loads of assistance...

I am sure you can handle it, Alty ;)

We'll have him trained right in no time.

I hate giving directions.

Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?

nope.

im not going to be your Cyrano...

im sure you can figure out what alty likes...

she just wants what she wants when she wants it.

simple key to happiness.

But KP, I want you! :cool:

KP darling, show this young tiger how to please a woman.

Discovery is half the fun.

Is cleanup the other half?

Just icked myself out. Sweet.

discovery is half the fun.

is cleanup the other half?

just icked myself out. sweet.

Just icked me out. Not so sweet. ;)

I hate giving directions.

Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?

He can check out the sticky notes we put up earlier...

1) get it up
2) whisper stuff

You said that's what you wanted.

Forget it... I will work wonders with my tongue... just kick back and relax.

I am now going to write a detailed list entitled "What women really want".

This will take a few days, so be patient. Also, I'll have to start a new thread as it won't fit on this one. Heck, I'll just print out copies, you boys can purchase them at your nearest book store.

As for the tongue action KC, let's see what you've got. ;)

he can check out the sticky notes we put up earlier...

1) get it up
2) whisper stuff

you said thats what you wanted.

From Vin Diesel. I expect more from you dear, you have a brain and a bod.

I hate giving directions.

Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?

Wheres the fingerpaint?

From Vin Diesel. I expect more from you dear, you have a brain and a bod.

Damninit.

I knew that thing would screw up my life sooner or later.

wheres the fingerpaint?

:: Alty gives KP some chocolate syrup::

Use this, it works better. :)

damninit.

i knew that thing would screw up my life sooner or later.

Should have played dumb. Too late now. :D

I'm going to write out a detailed list of what men want. It will take me approximately 43 seconds.

Sex. Food. Sleep. Sex. Sports. *edited in* sex. Cohol. Cool toys. Sex.

Kc... what did I miss?

You need to add one more "sex" to the list... :cool:

you need to add one more "sex" to the list...:cool:

If you want to add one more sex then the sports have to go!

you need to add one more "sex" to the list...:cool:

Check that. Thanks for the backup.

If you want to add one more sex then the sports have to go!

Sorry darlin. Nada.

BUT I am willing to combine cohol with sports... AND have sex at halftime.

sex. food. sleep. sex. sports. *edited in* sex. cohol. cool toys. sex.

Honestly, you could just condense this as
1) food
2) sleep
3) sex in between sports shows while drinking and using toys

Three things really isn't too much to ask.

Its not even a plethora

sorry darlin. nada.

BUT i am willing to combine cohol with sports... AND have sex at halftime.

Are you telling me that you'd continue watching sports if I came into the room with nothing but a smile on and climbed on your lap?

Say it isn't so. :(

I think kc took alty into the other room while I was babbling.

i think kc took alty into the other room while i was babbling.

Nope, I'm still here.

I think KC is in the corner watching.

We tend to do that to people when we get together, don't we KP?

Are you telling me that you'd continue watching sports if I came into the room with nothing but a smile on and climbed on your lap?

I didn't say that. But you said sports had to go... and sports never is not the same as sports delayed cause of getting laid.

Just like ill be glad to do some magic during the hard breaks of survivor for you. You'll need to focus, but I'm thinking something can be done...

I'm a giver like that.

*sets the tivo*

i didnt say that. but you said sports had to go... and sports never is not the same as sports delayed cause of getting laid.

Okay, I'll give you sports, if I walk in naked and horny during sports, even if it's the most important game of the year, I won't make you stop watching, but you better make it worth the wait later. Deal?

Who said you can't do other thing while we watch the sports?

just like ill be glad to do some magic during the hard breaks of survivor for you. youll need to focus, but im thinking something can be done...

im a giver like that.

I'd miss Survivor for you dear! :)

Who said you can't do other thing while we watch the sports?

What did you have in mind KC?

I could sit in front of the television with one of my favorite toys, but I think that would destract you from the TV.

You might as well just give up, turn off the sports and join me.

Resistance is futile

I'd miss Survivor for you dear! :)

Oooooh, I wouldn't miss Survivor... oh yeah, thank goodness for DVR, I don't have to.

Who said you can't do other thing while we watch the sports?

I will bend over you use all that pent up 'what the he! ' energy and well you know what to do. Glad we have that big screen. :p

Oooooh, I wouldn't miss Survivor... oh yeah, thank goodness for DVR, I don't have to.

No DVR here. Nothing that I can record with. Heck, I'm surprised we have cable. Not much for modern day techno crap.

So, when I say that I'd miss Survivor for KP, I'd really miss Survivor. But, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make, he's worth it. :)

No DVR here. Nothing that I can record with. Heck, I'm surprised we have cable. Not much for modern day techno crap.

So, when I say that I'd miss Survivor for KP, I'd really miss Survivor. But, it's a sacrafice I'm willing to make, he's worth it. :)

You can always watch it online the next day... Don't miss the finale on Sunday!!

You can always watch it online the next day... Don't miss the finale on Sunday!!!

Wouldn't miss that, maybe not even for KP, but I'd make it up to him afterwards. :D

Hey guys. Sorry haven't been around. Life getting in way.

I can't go on AMHD at work anymore :( I was told that I'm not "allowed" on sites at work.

GTG

Sarah

Hey guys. Sorry haven't been around. Life getting in way.

I can't go on AMHD at work anymore :( I was told that I'm not "allowed" on sites at work.

GTG

Sarah

Yep. Thatll happen.

The gang will be thinking about you in the meantime...

Who said you can't do other thing while we watch the sports?

Is the home bound corollary to "road head" "sofa a$$"?

Jus' askin'

Hello again everyone how is it going

Okay, I'll give you sports, if I walk in naked and horny during sports, even if it's the most important game of the year, I won't make you stop watching, but you better make it worth the wait later. Deal?

I will have you know I skipped out on a championship game just this last year because a girl asked me to rub her arse right when it was on.

Granted... it took me about three sec's to do the math.

I can always read about the score in the paper and see the big plays on YouTube.

The a$$rubbing... hopefully it isn't in the post and I can't tell you what kc is doing with the tapes.

Howdy.

Here for the moment.

Might be a lull in the action.

Heh I like the licking avi yeah I always come at the bad moments in here when it is slow

I'm here for a minute too, almost time to make dinner for the fam.

KP dear, you can rub my a$$, my chest, anything you want, any time you want. Just saying. ;)

Licking kitty is tired though..

Haven't had bouncy green ball out for a spell

Boingy, boingy, boingy. Wow, that's hypnotizing.

At least the ball isn't blue, that would be sad. ;)

licking kitty is tired tho..

havent had bouncy green ball out for a spelloh darn

Boingy ball doesn't last long.

I get impatient.

The kid on the ball is going to get whiplash, his poor little head is flopping all over the place.

Also, that ball might pop any minute! :eek:

Hurry bring back the licking kitty save the little boys life lol

KP, what the heck is that supposed to be a demon dust bunny?

Time for pi$$y little monster...

He won't last too long either

The kitty communicates with other kitties... on the other side of monitors... at least that has been my experience...

You should see how my kitty purrs when she sees that avi.

KP, what the heck is that supposed to be a demon dust bunny?
LMAO it looks like on of those Critters from the critters movies lol

I like the kitty but love the eye. That eye looks right into my soul.

Wow, that was deep. Sigh. :)

The kitty communicates with other kitties... on the other side of monitors... at least that has been my experience...

You should see how my kitty purrs when she sees that avi.he ehe I was thinking something along the same lines ;)

Knock, knock.

Knock, knock.

Pizza's here !

Pizza's here !

Pizza? Where? :D

Damnit... now I want pizza.

Damn, that just looks way too delicious.

Thin crust, double cheese, double pepperoni, double mushrooms... on one half and double cheese, double sausage, double black olives on the other...

Smells terrific... and... .Damn! That is HOT! Must have came right out of the oven...

Be still my stomach... in a few seconds... Oooooo... that first bite really makes the juices flow... and look this Corona right out of the cooler, has little chunks of ice sliding down the bottle... man can it get any better when you are sitting on the patio with the hot sun beating down and you are this hungry?!?!?!? :)

EDIT::: Oh and yeah, got some old fashioned Rock 'n Roll playin' on the outside stereo... time to put my feet up...

Hey Stringer! LOL! Stringer, have a really nice meal ! :) My belly is full right now... ate the most that I could... as always.

Ha, the "boom boom room." I like it.

Thought I would drop in again, but it seems quiet around these parts today!

Well, I'll check back later. Let me know how your all doing!

Hey jr how is it going

Not bad, not bad...
Just relaxing over the long weekend.


How are you doing?

Pretty well have had a few beers working on a buzzz trying to relax

Is there something that's keeping you from relaxing?

No not really just kids and bills the usual stuff, I am getting there though, I am starting to get a little swimmmy.. I like it I like it a lot lol

Lol that's good

Any plans for the long weekend?

No not really just waiting for the race to be over so I can jump my husband... was that too much info I am sorry if it was lol

Hey JR! First time I see you... have you been on the threads only lately?

Oh, now I see, you entered the 'best little house', lol! The threads here sometimes get really fast... I think this one is the... hmmm let me think... 10th or perhaps 15th :eek: and perhaps more...

Sorry, nitelight... I fell asleep... I know it was only 10, but c'mon, I'm a teen!

And hey Unky! Yeah, it really has been too long. I've been around for a while, and drop in sometimes here to make sure you guys are behaving!

Sorry, nitelight... I fell asleep... I know it was only 10, but c'mon, I'm a teen!

And hey Unky! Yeah, it really has been too long. I've been around for a while, and drop in sometimes here to make sure you guys are behaving!
Its all good don't worry about it lol

LOL, not until Alty comes in ;)

UNKY DUNKY! *hugs*

HUGS to you Shazzy!

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HEY Unky

Hey Nily! Hugs to you too! Hugging day, YAY!! :D

Happy Huggy Day to all!

Wow, what long arms, lol!! You sure that isn't spiderman... or some other thing? Lmao!

My arms are made for huggin' :cool:

Can they do more? I mean, like reaching things too high, or plucking fruits without needing a ladder? Lol :joking:

Nah, that's what a boyfriend is for :p

Ok, lol. Finished a big part of work. Yawn, bye Shazzy! Zzz Zzz... ;)

Night night Unky...
I'm not far behind you...

Nah, that's what a boyfriend is for :p

:rolleyes::) Yep boyfriends (definition): Menial tasks when required by girlfriend (Stringer's new version dictionary) :D:eek:

I thought that was in the real dictionary, not just yours Stringer lol :p

I thought that was in the real dictionary, not just yours Stringer lol :p

Ah huh... and the implication is? What? My dictionary isn't... say it... go ahead... say it Shaz... Ah hmmmm... real? :confused:

Happy Monday you lovely people! Thank God the weekend is over... :cool:

Good Morning.

Next Monday is a holiday!

It's so wonderful to be back to work this morning. :D

Good morning to all

It's so wonderful to be back to work this morning. :D

Seriously? :confused:

Seriously?? :confused:

I know I am... my weekend was pretty SUCKY! :mad:

I know I am...my weekend was pretty SUCKY! :mad:

You apparently always have sucky weekends.

Seriously?? :confused:

No, if I could I would have stayed curled up in bed until ten. Although it is nice to have some AMHD time, since I usually only fit that in on work time... LOL.

I know I am...my weekend was pretty SUCKY! :mad:

I told you to let me visit, we would work out on the swing... it was you who declined.

I did see Star Trek this weekend... woop woop.

No, if I could I would have stayed curled up in bed until ten. Although it is nice to have some AMHD time, since I usually only fit that in on work time... LOL.

Whew! I was thinking "You're not Justy! What have you done with her?!" :p

I feel the same way, I don't have as much time on AMHD on weekends but I'd gladly trade some time with y'all for a few extra Zzz's...

I had two family gatherings to attend, which I did. Realized that I actually have to watch my own COUSIN to make sure he isn't putting moves on my fiancé.

So yes, here we are on this Monday morning...

I had two family gatherings to attend, which I did. Realized that I actually have to watch my own COUSIN to make sure he isn't putting moves on my fiance.

So yes, here we are on this Monday morning....

Now THAT's messed up! Did she tell you he was trying to be Mr. Smooth or was he being overt? What a jerk. :mad:

Basically, I had suspicions before hand because he would come over to see how her day at work went(only after her first day), when we went to a mutual friends birthday party, he was sending her texts because she stepped outside to get air, telling her to come back inside and stuff like that. He called her a MILF, while he was drunk but still, coming home from the same party, he tried to play that game "padiddle" where you take off clothing if someone else sees a car without a headlight on. He stopped for awhile, she was naïve and didn't think anything of it. Well recently, he came back to work(where she works) and he's always coming up to her to talk and stuff(which is fine, if I didn't know the back story), when I was coaching my oldest step daughters tee ball game, he came to watch and kept standing right near her, I couldn't hear what he was saying but make me uncomfortable.

He has tried to get with just about every one of the girls I've dated, and even hit on our mutual friends girlfriend at one time as well.

That's pretty F'd up Rome. When it comes to my friends' husbands/boyfriends I always go out of my way to NOT be misunderstood. I'm probably aloof! I don't want there to ever be any misunderstanding. I just want to make sure that I don't cross any boundaries because the friend/family relationship is important to me.

Have you ever called him on it? Your fiancé probably didn't want to believe it was happening because if she said something and blew it out of proportion, it'd really cause problems. That's probably why she politely ignored him.

Sounds like boxing is in order...

I hate sleaze bags.

You want to take care of your light work?

That's what I think, and she became aware of it rather quickly. She told me that she didn't think anything of it because she wouldn't expect my own cousin to be hitting on her. I haven't said anything to him as of yet, but it's quickly coming to that road. My fiancé is an overly nice person, she won't say anything that would cause friction, which is why she hasn't done anything yet. I am waiting to see if things get further out of control with the two of them working together. Luckily, I know I can trust my fiancé ha ha

Lol yep Justy, take care of him for me.

Me and him got into it a little over a year ago. He kept pushing buttons and kept pushing buttons. Then he hit me and with me actually taking boxing lessons, popped him in the jaw and immediate KO. This is pushing those limits far beyond anything and I'm not going to take too much more, at least the stopping over to just see her and him texting her has stopped

Sounds like Cousing Eddy off "Christmas Vacation"... just sayin'

Exactly, he's already told a few of our friends he's "jealous" of me because I found her first

Well I am jealous that she found you first. ;)

Ha ha awl:) making me blush Justy

Morning there! So, how's the Monday morning? My Monday was... stressful. I was supposed to have a class presentation today, I had the notes ready to be printed. The document wouldn't open at the school's computer lab and I couldn't get the page printed! :eek: (my printer at home got busted some months ago)

Now fortunately, the presentation was postponed for there was a talk and that took too much time, so that there was not enough for the presentation.

Anyone here? :)

Did you wipe your brow for that relief...

Must be an angel on your shoulder today, Unky.

Yup, wiped off rivers or sweat, lol!

Still more work for tomorrow... sigh...

Another slow week on AMHD eh... anyone got any threads of interest?

I have things of interest... but no one has called them threads before.

I am wondering why it's been slow, maybe couples are actually all managing?

So how was Star Trek Justy? NERD

Not enough heartbreak on the board... you know it is a slow day when I have to start a thread of my own problems... :cool:

Hi kids.

Rome, beat the crap out of that cousin, that's so not right.

Unky, here's a towel.

KC, you bored? Come over her kitty cat. ;)

NM, you desk whore you. Giggle. ;)

Justy dear, how are you babe?

I am wondering why it's been slow, maybe couples are actually all managing?

Long weekend here in Canada, that's why I haven't been on.

What up Alty...

Especially a problem already handled... geesh. ;) A thread just to vent... :rolleyes:

Star Trek was pretty good actually.

I am excited for Terminator and even more excited for the next Transformers... :D

I am happy to be a nerd... the sexy kind, straight from class, hair up, dark rim glasses... all Catholic. :D

Not enough heartbreak on the board...you know it is a slow day when I have to start a thread of my own problems...:cool:

Link? ;)

Thanks Alty. Now I need to dry it... I'll perhaps need it tomorrow too, we never know... You don't mind I take it for 24 hours Alty? :)

Wow, 4posts in a minute! :p

What up Alty...

I am, and I'm not at all happy about it. Sigh.

The kids are home today, long weekend. Sydney decided to warm up a bun in the microwave. She's done it a million times, no problems. Today she hit the 1 too many times. I was in the bathroom, the bun is burning. My whole house stinks. Grrrr. :(

Justy dear, how are you babe?

Doing fine, my daughter is looking better today.

The rash got worse yesterday because she spend most of the morning playing out in the sun. When she came in she was all laced up again.

She stated it is starting to itch, not too bad though.

Good weekend for me, how was yours?

Thanks Alty. Now I need to dry it... I'll perhaps need it tomorrow too, we never know... You don't mind I take it for 24 hours Alty? :)

Honey, it's yours to keep, really, I don't want it back. :eek:

Link? ;)

My Friends Ultimate WORD VOMIT (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/consequences-mutual-friend-show-up-355119.html)

Honey, it's yours to keep, really, I don't want it back. :eek:

LOL, OK, don't complain! ;)

Doing fine, my daughter is looking better today.

The rash got worse yesterday because she spend most of the morning playing out in the sun. When she came in she was all laced up again.

She stated it is starting to itch, not too bad though.

Good weekend for me, how was yours?

Okay. We went for a country drive on Saturday, it was fun. Then we did some yard work. It was gorgeous out, shorts and T-Shirt weather, then, all of a sudden, it starts getting windy, raining and then, yup, you guessed it, SNOW!

I hate Canada. ;)

Ow... I must remember to always bring some warm clothes if ever I got to Canada, Alberta...

I am, and I'm not at all happy about it. Sigh.

The kids are home today, long weekend. Sydney decided to warm up a bun in the microwave. She's done it a million times, no problems. Today she hit the 1 too many times. I was in the bathroom, the bun is burning. My whole house stinks. Grrrr. :(

My son did that fourth of July four years ago, something with the microwave went wrong, the whole thing started sparking. He ran up stairs to find me and left the microwave running. When I got downstairs there was quite the fire goingn inside the microwave.

Thankfully I lived next door to a fire fighter. I ran over and got him... he ran over picked it up took it out of the house and shut the door. He told me that was all I really would have had to do, stop the microwave unplug it and shut the door.

DER moment. But it's a fourth of July, I won't forget. :D

I am, and I'm not at all happy about it. Sigh.

The kids are home today, long weekend. Sydney decided to warm up a bun in the microwave. She's done it a million times, no problems. Today she hit the 1 too many times. I was in the bathroom, the bun is burning. My whole house stinks. Grrrr. :(

Oww, sorry to know that... Have some scent spray around... now that reminds me of green apple scent... ;)

Well, all my windows are open which isn't good, it's -1 outside and snowing (not hard, but flakes are falling).

Does anyone else have spring yet? If so, can I come visit for the next month? Please? I don't eat much, I cook, I clean for money, I'm easy on the eyes.

Please!