Well I agree with the feasting.


I bet kp has a great appetite. Whip cream & cherries anyone?

Kp, I'm going to let you choose my polish color. Your wish is my command.

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just whisper whatever you have to say in my ear.

dont forget about the other one. it gets jealous.

::goes from whispering to nibbling::

Oh I won't forget a single body part. ;)

OPI... "french bordeaux" for a darker color... "i pink i love you" for a springtime light...

or something that matches your lipstick. and panties.

Is french bordeaux burgundy?

Ok, I may go with the pink shade then.

As for panties... well who said I was wearing any? They just get in the way...

Is french bordeaux burgundy??

Ok, I may go with the pink shade then.

As for panties... well who said I was wearing any? They just get in the way...

They just get in the way or they end up dripping wet, thanks to kp.

Is french bordeaux burgundy??

Ok, I may go with the pink shade then.

As for panties... well who said I was wearing any? They just get in the way...

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I'm not saying I don't like the female form in all its glory.

But I like a little mystery.

And I l o v e stripping a woman down.

So a little "wrapping" is desired.

The time taken to unwrap is not wasted time.

They just get in the way or they end up dripping wet, thanks to kp.

Am I the only guy who likes washing a girls underwear?

Something about pulling those nice, delicate panties out of the wash...

Its like springtime.

With a hard on.

Alty is going to be pi$$ed she missed this...

I just like the smell of panties ;)

* in my happy place *

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but i like a little mystery.

and i l o v e stripping a woman down.

the time taken to unwrap is not wasted time.

And I'm sure I'd l o v e being stripped down by you and I'm sure you'd make the most of the experience.

Private thoughts: [Nobody can get a girl wet like kp- why does he have to be so fkkn sexy? I am SO going to stalk him.]


That's a pretty color kp, maybe I'll go with that one. It's not as dark as I thought it'd be.

I like the word "panties".

Kp, you will definitely be in my thoughts later when I get a chance to strum la guitarra. ;)

That's a pretty color kp, maybe I'll go with that one. It's not as dark as I thought it'd be.

Yeah... it wasn't as dark as I thought it was either on second look.

I dig rich burgandy. A darker color is not bad at all. I lean toward rich colors anyway.

So... your feet. Like them touched or not? Lotioned? Kissed? Played with?

Alty isn't so much a fan... but I'm trying to change her mind.

yeah... it wasnt as dark as i thought it was either on second look.

i dig rich burgandy. a darker color is not bad at all. i lean toward rich colors anyway.

so... your feet. like them touched or not? lotioned? kissed? played with?

alty isnt so much a fan... but im trying to change her mind.

I like attention however I get it.

I keep the tootsies nice because I dig the attention.

My last couple lovers had a love for feet and they adored mine.

That was cool.

I appreciate a man's touch so he can play with anything he wants.

He can rub them. Kiss them. Suck my little piglets. Or whatever is his pleasure.

Kp, I Pink I love you.

... I might go with that color... want a pic afterwards?

I'm not a "foot fetish" guy...

But I like rubbing a woman's feet. There are pressure points that can make her relax, be calm, release...

And working the way up isn't all bad either...

First your back, your hips, your arse, your legs, your ankles...

Roll over...

Your feet, your legs...

I seem to get stuck somewhere in the middle.

Never been with any foot fetish-y guys...

Wonder what's wrong with my feet?? :(

Put 'em around my neck and ill take a looksee..

WOOHOO, but I think with my behind in such a position, you are prone to be a bit distracted, no worries though. ;)

Smiles.

I'm out for the moment...

Life calls...

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Love the avy Stringer. It's the Scrat! Tee hee.

KP dear, go ahead, play with my feet. I don't like them touched because I'm really ticklish. Every guy that's ever tried has gotten kicked in the face (by accident). In other words, go ahead, but I need you to sign a liability form first. ;)

I love a good back rub, or a good front rub, heck, just pick a spot and rub!

If a man can kiss well, I'm all his. A good kiss can send me over the moon. Love a man who knows how to use his lips and his tongue. Sigh, purrr.

KP! Where are you!

Love the avy Stringer. It's the Scrat! Tee hee.

KP dear, go ahead, play with my feet. I don't like them touched because I'm really ticklish. Every guy that's ever tried has gotten kicked in the face (by accident). In other words, go ahead, but I need you to sign a liability form first. ;)

I love a good back rub, or a good front rub, heck, just pick a spot and rub!

If a man can kiss well, I'm all his. A good kiss can send me over the moon. Love a man who knows how to use his lips and his tongue. Sigh, purrr.

KP! Where are you!

Well, by the time I get to your feet maybe you will be relaxed enough... besides, there's different ways to apply pressure.

A good kiss can send me over the moon.

A good kiss is everything.

I miss a great kiss.

It is absolutely everything.

A good kiss is the best. The way mouths meet, the parting of lips, the meeting of tongues, the shivers sent down your spine. A little nibble on the lip, or sucking of the tongue. Ahhhhhhh!

I'm pretty sure you can relax me enough to go for my feet, but I still need you to sign that waiver, just in case. ;)

Hmmm... I think that's my problem... Since I'm Indian, I have a bit of a long nose... gets in the way sometimes when kissing... lol ;)

Hmmm... I think thats my problem... Since I'm Indian, I have a bit of a long nose... gets in the way sometimes when kissing... lol ;)

Tilt your head. ;)

Haha... thanks for the advice... I know this forum would come in handy... Now I just need to find someone I can practice on... lol ;)

Tilt your head. ;)
That nose of his could be used in lower areas lol;)

that nose of his could be used in lower areas lol;)

Haha... I see what you mean... intriguing... ;)

Haha... thanks for the advice... I know this forum would come in handy... Now I just need to find someone I can practice on... lol ;)that is what us ladies call a tickler

that is what us ladies call a tickler

Ha! Cool... thanks... I thought that was that the mustache was... lucky I don't have one of them, but all good, the nose can serve its purpose then...

But then again, I've never had a problem in that department... no complaints... yet... lol ;)

I am ticklish! Eek!

Haha... apparently some people find tickling to be a turn on... and it's a fetish for some people...

Haha... thanks for the advice... I know this forum would come in handy... Now I just need to find someone I can practice on... lol ;)

Just make sure there is no blood. Hehe Oh, I am still waiting for that key.

Just make sure there is no blood. hehe Oh, I am still waiting for that key.

Haha... no worries... well the blood thing is not a worry anymore... she is gone... but oh well, used to it by now... all good...

(key is under the welcome mat)... but shhh... don't tell anyone... lol

I won't tell no one but I think you just did. Hehe

I won't tell no one but I think you just did. hehe

Dammit... OK then... just don't repeat it... lol... or I may have to change the locks and not tell anyone where I put the new key... lol ;)

Blood?

Did I miss something?

Explain!

Mkay.

Ill explain.

First, get neked.

Blood?

Did I miss something?

Explain!

Haha... it was something in the "Worst sexual experience" thread...

Basically my fiancé, well now ex-fiance, when she has her time of the month, it tends to be very heavy, where the whole bed is covered with blood the next morning, so it looks like someone was murdered there... lol... but I don't need to worry about it anymore... :)

Where did my KP go? Sex talk just isn't the same without him. He makes me all mushy inside and out.

KP dear, I'll let you play with my feet if you come back. Heck, you can play with anything your little heart desires. Purrr.

Sigh. I'm KPless, it's sad. :(

I'm here darlin.

mkay.

ill explain.

first, get neked.

You posted at the same time I did. I was just saying how much I missed you.

Getting naked, getting naked, can you help me with the zipper in the back of my skirt please? Oh, and can you unhook my bra too? Take your time. :D

Haha... it was something in the "Worst sexual experience" thread...

Basically my fiance, well now ex-fiance, when she has her time of the month, it tends to be very heavy, where the whole bed is covered with blood the next morning, so it looks like someone was murdered there... lol... but I don't need to worry about it anymore... :)

Yikes! That's not good. :eek:

im here darlin.

Well come closer dear, I can't reach you. Ooh, now I can! :)

it looks like someone was murdered there...

=)

you know, that's so wrong, but funny.

two words.

stain remover spray.

uh... three words.

guess there goes my chance at being AMHD's sex and math expert.

=)

you know, thats so wrong, but funny.

two words.

stain remover spray.

uh... three words.

guess there goes my chance at being AMHD's sex and math expert.

Well the experts say that 5 out of 4 people have problems with math, especially fractions. :p

=)

you know, thats so wrong, but funny.

two words.

stain remover spray.

uh... three words.

guess there goes my chance at being AMHD's sex and math expert.

Haha.. thanks... but I don't have to worry about it anymore... she's out of the picture, so I don't have to deal with a crime scene in the morning anymore. Lol! Clean sheets for me... lol :)

Well u are already the Sex expert, how much more do u want? Lol ;)

By the way, maybe I should leave so u and Alty can be alone... dim the lights, turn on some Barry White and see what happens... lol ;)

Nah.

Don't leave.

Lord knows someone has to run the camcorder.

nah.

dont leave.

lord knows someone has to run the camcorder.

Ain't that the truth. :D

Stay, enjoy, don't drop the camcorder, it's expensive. :)

Haha... OK then... and being in IT, I might be somewhat able to actually record something without messing up...

So let me when when you are ready to start rolling... ;)

Ain't that the truth. :D

Stay, enjoy, don't drop the camcorder, it's expensive. :)

Yes ma'am... the camcorder may be expensive, but the video will be priceless... lol ;)

It will be on YouTube within the hour... :cool:

Keep sweet talking our alty like this and ill be the one holding the camcorder.

keep sweet talking our alty like this and ill be the one holding the camcorder.

Haha... its OK... that's what a tripod is for... so I could join in if you want, but I'm just as happy to watch... well maybe not just as happy... but I'll live... lol ;)

Hey sarah... I got dibs on the left most pillow. Dark corner. Longer nappy time.

Pretty please?

Don't make me get on my knees.

Oops... already there...

keep sweet talking our alty like this and ill be the one holding the camcorder.

KP dear, you're always my first choice. You should know that.

No offence BlackVy. All men welcome, love all you guys, but KP, he has a special place in my heart and in my bed. :)

KP dear, you're always my first choice. You should know that.

No offence BlackVy. All men welcome, love all you guys, but KP, he has a special place in my heart and in my bed. :)

Haha... how sweet... no worries... I'm fine on the sidelines... just thinking of all the money I'll make selling this tape on eBay... lol :rolleyes:

=) I know your where your heart is darlin...

Doesn't mean another boy can't make you catch your breath.

Just arch your back when you do. It looks great on screen.

Haha... how sweet... no worries... I'm fine on the sidelines... just thinking of all the money I'll make selling this tape on eBay... lol :rolleyes:

You are going to split it with us right? After all, we're doing all the work.

Should we be signing a contract or something? I feel like we should be. Hmmm.

KP dear, slow down, we need to write up a contract, we need to... ah, yes, right there, oooh, a little higher, higher, higher... forget the stinking contract! Ahhhhh! :)

=) i know your where your heart is darlin...

doesnt mean another boy can't make you catch your breath.

just arch your back when you do. it looks great on screen.

Haha... so you are a porn star / director? Lol... must look good on the resume... ;)

You are going to split it with us right? After all, we're doing all the work.

Should we be signing a contract or something? I feel like we should be. Hmmm.

KP dear, slow down, we need to write up a contract, we need to........ah, yes, right there, oooh, a little higher, higher, higher...... forget the stinking contract! Ahhhhh! :)

Thanks for letting me know you were starting... lol... but don't worry, I'm recording...

Lucky for u, I have a quick trigger finger... lol ;)

Haha... so you are a porn star / director? lol... must look good on the resume... ;)

He just has an eye for these things, but right now he only has eyes for me. ;)

KP, I didn't realize that your neck was so sensitive, should I give it a little nibble?

I love sucking on a mans... earlobe. Just the right amount of pressure can make your eyes roll into the back of your head. Ahh, I see I found the right spot.

I'm going to plant little kisses all the way down your chest. My knees have hit the ground. Well, hello Junior KP! :)

Haha... so glad I'm getting audio on this thing too... Junior KP... lol... Well I think u should make a man out of him Alty... lol... its time he grew up... lol

Haha... so glad I'm getting audio on this thing too... Junior KP... lol... Well I think u should make a man out of him Alty... lol... its time he grew up... lol

He's all man, trust me! :cool:

Darn, just when things are getting good I have to go for a bit.

KP, keep the bed warm for me, I'll be back in a minute.

He's all man, trust me! :cool:

Darn, just when things are getting good I have to go for a bit.

KP, keep the bed warm for me, I'll be back in a minute.

Haha... aight... I trust u... lol... U seem to know very well about KP

Have fun... I'll hit pause on the camcorder and you can pick up where u left off when u get back... I don't think KP will start without u... ;)

Haha... so glad I'm getting audio on this thing too... Junior KP... lol... Well I think u should make a man out of him Alty... lol... its time he grew up... lol

this made me laugh out loud. =)

this made me laugh out loud. =)

No laughing while you're down there, it tickles! ;)

Dammit... ok then... just don't repeat it... lol... or I may have to change the locks and not tell anyone where I put the new key... lol ;)is that offer open to anyone;)

Mkay.

I shall focus.

No laughing.

Breathing out my ears.

In the zone.

is that offer open to anyone;)

Haha... sure... the more the merrier... as long as u are willing to share a room with Liz... :)

haha... sure... the more the merrier... as long as u are willing to share a room with Liz... :)
Sure why not I am down with about anything :)

mkay.

i shall focus.

no laughing.

breathing out my ears.

in the zone.

Are your ears cold? Here, let me wrap my legs around them, I wouldn't want you to catch a chill.

You are making me shudder, in a very good way. Ahhhhhh, that's the spot. Oh yes that's the spot!

sure why not i am down with about anything :)

Hehe nice... when you come over, ignore the camcorder in the room, pretends its not even there at all... ;)

Starby? Ducky? Did you make it?

I's Heeeeereeeee!!

Missed you lots Starbs!

{{{HUGS}}}

It's the eye, she's back.

How are you Ducky?

Starby, did you steal a puter? Tell me you didn't. ;)

Now I feel bad for chopping off Ducky's foot... :(

I'm sitting in the office on the nutjob floor! They moved me yesterday because of a bed shortage to here of all friggen places! I can't sleep at all, and with one eye open at best! Ducky scradeded!

Awww... no hotties are saying Hi to me... :(

Don't be scared Ducky... I saved your piece of foot, if you want it back. Just saying. Then you can make a run for it! :D

I'm sitting in the office on the nutjob floor! They moved me yesterday because of a bed shortage to here of all friggen places! I can't sleep at all, and with one eye open at best! Ducky scradeded!!

Ducky, at least you're not out on the street, small blessings. Make the most of it, heal, walk, maybe fly (can ducks fly?)

Chickens can't fly. Right?

Where are Joe Joe, Stringy, Batman and the rest?

Batman is leaving us for a bit. Haven't seen Stringy tonight. Joe hasn't been on since earlier.

where are Joe Joe, Stringy, Batman and the rest?

Stringy is really busy with business lately, he hasn't been on much. I don't know where M is, he's in and out. Joe Joe isn't online at the moment, I think.

You're stuck with me and NM. I did send out the Batsignal though, so here's hoping he sees it. ;)

How long are you allowed to use the computer?

I'm flying the coup tomorrow I think. But I don't know if I'll be able to talk to y'all then either!

Ok... I'll go now... I don't fit in...

*Walks away... Looks back... and walks away slowly... *

Starby have you heard anything on the status of my application to become a Lert?

I haven't heard anything back yet. :confused:

She didn't say how long I can use her office. Maybe till it's time for my pain meds I hope at least

Ok... I'll go now... I don't fit in...

*Walks away.... Looks back... and walks away slowly...*

BlackVy, Starby is a long time member, she hasn't been on in a really long time, she's been in the hospital.

As you can see she only has a short time to chat.

I'm flyin the coup tomorrow I think. But I don't know if I'll be able to talk to y'all then either!

Where will you be going?

19767

Starbyyyyyyyy... saw the Batlight and came a runnin' :)

So good to hear from you again :p

Starby? You still online?

Make sure to say good bye before you leave so that we know you're gone.

Your lert app just came across my desk today! I just stamped it and you now Head Lert! You Realise this is a thankless job, and we have tet to have an official lert day! This will be your first order of business right after the ribbon cutting and swearing in cermony!

Heya Batman! I'm still here... just extremely hard to type. Got my cast changed today, and got my leg reajusted! OWWWIEEEE!

Starby, where will you be going tomorrow if they release you?

THANKS... for the other thread Alty started guys! I haven't read it ll yet... I didn't want to miss anyone!

THANKS...for hte other thread Alty started guys!! I haven't read it ll yet...I didn't want to miss anyone!!

There's time for that. I'm going to print it all out for you, one day, when I get enough paper and ink. :p

You just concentrate on getting better, I'll send it all to you.

Starby, where will you be going tomorrow if they release you?

Ancient Chineses secret! Maybe somewhere where I don't have someoone watchhing me and telling me what to do 24/7! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I miss my Stolen Snickers soooooooo much u guys!. and all of u too! It has been driving me nuts!! :(

Thanks! I have a min of another 10wks in my brace withought moving or bending widdle weg, and NO WEIGHT on it, and at least another 3 weeks in cast for my arm and wrist, until they can check it again

Starby! I'm very glad to hear from you!

Boy this guy on https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/children/daughter-doesnt-understand-me-love-me-353041.html

Just really needs to be removed, like yesterday. He has serious issues and is now threatening me.

Thanks!! I have a min of another 10wks in my brace withought moving or bending widdle weg, and NO WEIGHT on it, and at least another 3 wks in cast for my arm and wrist, until they can check it again

That's not good.

Even after the brace is off you'll still not be able to put pressure on it for a long time yet.

Starby! I'm very glad to hear from you!

Boy this guy on https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/children/daughter-doesnt-understand-me-love-me-353041.html

Just really needs to be removed, like yesterday. He has serious issues and is now threatening me.

I'm on it Silver.

I'm not on it. My puter is going really slow.

Darn stupid computer.

I'll get on it. Soon. ;)

Starby? You still here?

Is anyone here?

Starby? Don't leave without saying good bye.

Here Alty...

I think she had to leave.

I wish she had time to say good bye.

Starby, come back and say good bye!

Ducky?

Hey starty

Alty... kisses your way.

hey starty

alty... kisses your way.

Love KP kisses, absolutely love them. Thanks KP. :)

Oh, and right back at you babe. ;)

Hey KP...

Alty, she will get on when she can, she just proved that, didn't she?:):) So cute

Love KP kisses, absolutely love them. Thanks KP. :)

Oh, and right back at you babe. ;)

you

are

the

bomb.

and its not just cause you have big knockers. ;)

you're the bomb plus bigguns.

=P

Hey KP...

Alty, she will get on when she can, she just proved that, didnt she?:):) So cute

I'm cute or someone else is cute?

I want to be cute! ;)

You are... better now?:) DUH!

I'm cute or someone else is cute?

I want to be cute! ;)

When I've got your hair wrapped in my hand and your head is tilted back to meet my lips... cute doesn't begin to describe it.

You are divine naughtiness.

I think there's room for "cute" in there...

Awww geeze KP you got to talk like that while I am here... GOLLY!
Sheesh
Crap
Dammit!
You are cute too...

Night Starby! Get a good nights sleep and sweet dreams! Hugs!

Awww geeze KP you gotta talk like that while I am here.....GOLLY!
Sheesh
Crap
Dammit!!
You are cute too.....

You are so cute when you're flustered...

Didja miss me?

Hey NM...

Short time her for this boy...

Hey anyway

you

are

the

bomb.

and its not just cause you have big knockers. ;)

youre the bomb plus bigguns.

=P

Hmmm... I like big knockers... :o

hey NM...

short time her for this boy...

hey anyway


Hey SexyMan,

I was about to go to bed but I had a couple things to take care of. Wanted to chk back in; read up on Starby. I'm off as well.

Will talk to you tomorrow. Expect a message. ;)

**muchos smoochos**

Hope I have permission to dream about you...

Good morning AMHD brothas and sistas. One more day until Friday... WOOOOOOOOO!

Mornin' kc!

Yes! Friday is almost here!

But wait- you said you don't like weekends...

Not that I don't like them... just don't really get out of control on the weekends anymore... gettin too old for that!

Good morning everybody! How we all doing today?

Giggity... giggity... GIGGITY!! Doing great today Rome... you?

Pretty good. Up most of the night with the oldest, she was throwing up and the first thought to my fiance's head "Swine flu"

Immediately, she has every symptom. When all she had was the vomiting part ha ha

I am soooo sick and soooo tired of hearing about the frakking swine flu!! Or, what the CDC wants us to call it "H1/N1." Brilliant!!

Not that I don't like them...just don't really get out of control on the weekends anymore...gettin too old for that!

Oh hush you whippersnapper!

I'm sick of hearing it too, believe me. I work for a school district and that's all I hear anymore. More people die a year from the regular flu, and nobody causes a panic

Seems as if Justy is lurking, while Sarah is still in bed (once again... )... :cool:

You really did a number on Sarah last night didn't you

Like that Lionel Richie song... "All Night Long...."

I was trying to catch up, decided just to give up. Did some spot checking, missed the usual stuff.

I am at home with my sick child, waiting for Alty to WAKE UP!

::twiddle, twiddle::

I can watch porn today... :p

Ha ha! Nice, maybe she will make you some breakfast

My wifey is at home with the sickling child who thinks she needs to see the school nurse for EVERYTHING!

My daughter has big, bright, swollen red cheeks and a rash over her torso, arms and upper thighs.

She has missed 5 days of school in the last two - three months. She catches everything.

If our daughter falls, nurse, thinks she got stung by a bee, nurse, head hurts, nurse, a little bump, nurse.

At home she always forces a cough and tells us she is sick or her stomach hurts.

Hm, my family's entirely different.

Me: Mom, I think I broke my ankle...

Mom: That's OK... get some ace wrap and some ice.

*three days later*

Me: Mom, I really think it's broken.

Mom: Nono, it's just badly sprained... just ice it some more...

*2 more days*

Me: Mom. It's turning black... and... I can't walk.

*ER room and a surgery later*

Mom: We should have gone to the ER first! Why didn't you tell me you thought it was broken?!

Ha ha, I am a hockey player, so I played through EVERYTHING. I have problems with my ankles and wrists being broken and never set back in place. Bone chips, crack in my elbow and partially torn rotatory cuff

Sneezy, do we have the same mom? :confused:

Hey there everyone! G'morning Sneezy, NM, Rome, Justy and kc! :)

What up?

Sneezy, do we have the same mom?? :confused:

We may have the same mom... but then, she got some splainin to do.

In the famous words of Chris Rock... "just pour some tussin on there."

Good morning, ladies let me ask you something.

When planning a wedding, why do you feel the need to involve us guys, when you are only going to disagree with our choices anyway?

Nothing important, the routine... Tomorrow I'm staying at home, there's sports day. The thing is that I am not participating though I'd like to. I had a MUN briefing the day there was the heats for tomorrow.. :(

Yeah, Sneezy that Chris Rock bit was funny... I swear that's my mom.

In fact one summer I had a small fracture in my ankle... just like the scenario you described. It was a few weeks later... "Why didn't you say something??"

Good morning, ladies let me ask you something.

When planning a wedding, why do you feel the need to involve us guys, when you are only going to disagree with our choices anyways?

Sorry, I'm not interested in wedding planning. Guess I'm not the typical girl?

If I get married- I think something small will do the job. Could care less about all the flowers and frills and crap. Let's just have a big party to celebrate. :cool:

Good morning, ladies let me ask you something.

When planning a wedding, why do you feel the need to involve us guys, when you are only going to disagree with our choices anyways?


I'm not part of the "ladies" however, I do know the answer to this question. It's the same answer to the question, "Why do women ask us for our opinions on...ANYTHING?"

It's their clever little scheme to let us THINK we actually have a say in things. It's in the Female Manual... I took a peek.

... good luck... seriously.

Hey I just noticed that Alty is second on the most posts list for the members atarting with the letter 'A', Sneezy is the first on the list for 'I' and me too for the 'U' lol

Ladies ask our opinions so they can immediately lash us for them...

Good morning, ladies let me ask you something.

When planning a wedding, why do you feel the need to involve us guys, when you are only going to disagree with our choices anyways?

It would be wonderful to plan a wedding with your partner and the more the male is involved the less stress we feel for making sure everything gets done...

That said, men have little to no interest in weddings and most men don't want to be involved in planning and if that is you, just tell her that. If she needs help wants something done tell her to ask but otherwise you are fine with the date and time and show up responsibility. :D

Really unky?

... drat. But then again, Is and Us are very uncommon...

Not as common as the letter A...

... alty has no life.

*sticks tongue out*

Pfffbbbtttt

Ladies ask our opinions so they can immediately lash us for them...

Grrrrrrr, you like to get women's panties in a bunch, don't you??

Men have a few responsibilities for a wedding.

1. Get down on your knees, and ask nicely with sad puppy eyes.

2. Go out with buddies, get trashed, and freak out about impending doom like it's the armageddon.

3. Make sure you're not late to the wedding... and don't forget to remove the lipstick from the lapel from the stripper... seriously. Don't forget to do this.

Remove lipstick??

::shakes head::

Ha ha, sounds like you got it all played out Sneezy, sounds like a plan to me. I wanted to be involved in the beginning, then when my mom and fiancé shot down all my ideas, I no longer cared and just say "that looks nice" or "I like it" when I'm not really paying attention

My partner's ideas have been...

1. Zoot suites
2. Halloween wedding
3. Star Wars Theme...

So far, none of those ideas are flying either... We agreed it will be a date and time and show up responsibility.

really unky?

...drat. but then again, Is and Us are very uncommon...

not as common as the letter A....

...alty has no life.

*sticks tongue out*

Pfffbbbtttt
Yup, you're among the top 50 though, whilst I'm on the 153rd one. Still!! :)

I created another debate! Yahoo!

I told her that I will show up on our wedding date, and the right time and promise to wear pants. My only request was an open bar

Just have to remember to wear pants

You are paying for an open bar, you know. That is an expensive request.

What is a good option is to purchase a couple of kegs and have free beer until the supply is tapped.

Please do remember the pants, she will probably already have them picked out... more important remember your dress socks. :D

Open bar?? Rome, don't forget to invite your AMHD friends... :cool:

Dress socks and pants! Come on you're asking too much

You know it KC, got to get some nice alcohol.

Open bar can be scary :eek:

When my parents got married they put a $500 limit on the bar (that was a lot of money back then!) And they told the manager of the hotel to tell them when it had hit $500 and they would decide if they wanted to take it up more or leave it.

$500 came and went, the manager never told them when they had hit their limit... they got over $1000 worth of alcohol for free :D

Bet he was kicking himself :p

Kind of a slow day at the AMHD huh?

Hey Shazzy! :)

I'm currently engaged in a nice topic about a guy's wife sleeping with another man at a resort. And she's telling him there's no way they will go to counseling, pretty intriguing

Saw that... felt I had nothing to add. I stay out of the "cheating" threads as I get easily worked up.

I do too, this one I had to comment on.. It's really out there

I'M BACKKKKKKK!!

I know you were all missing me. ;)

Of course we were

Speaking of missing you... where in the hek have all the ladies been today?

I know, I haven't seen Alty all day

Sh!t, nobody even noticed I was missing.

No more porn allowed, I have returned to work so my AMHD/porn multi-tasking is now over.

It was confirmed that my daughter has Fifth Disease/Slapped Cheek... some kind of viral infection that causes a rash and for her to look like she is blushing profusely or just ran a 100 mile marathon.

Of course, she is no longer contagious and has infected everyone in her contact for the last couple days... SWEET!

So you don't believe me that the open bar is over the top expensive... you are already paying for so much, I would seriously consider the barrel concept, then when the barrel(s) are tapped, your guests pay.

Your beautiful blushing bride isn't going to enjoy the roudy guys out there spilling beer on her $1000.00 wedding dress... (KC!! :D)

PM me and I will be sure to give my addy... Always wanted to travel to Jersey. ;)

Speaking of missing you...where in the hek have all the ladies been today?

So you can only miss me when you have no other ladies to converse with... you like ruffling my feathers! :D

Sorry to hear about your daughter... perhaps she just saw a pic of me and the blush won't go away... common problem with the ladies... :cool:

How long does that stuff last?

Sorry to hear about your daughter...perhaps she just saw a pic of me and the blush won't go away...common problem with the ladies...:cool:

How long does that stuff last?

I heard about six weeks.

Thankfully hers is different, she isn't having any other symptoms... i.e. itchy skin or fever. So it should just be a matter of time. I have been feeling my cheeks warm all morning, like when you are blushing and am not sure if I am a hypocondriac or I am beginning what she had. :confused:

How are you doing today, my beautiful tiger?

Hey y'all...

Not much going on here today.

Doing well doll. Just working, kind of, and getting through the day. One more day until Friday... YES!

I'm ready for Friday too- the boss will be out!

Wonder what mischief I can get into...

Doing well doll. Just working, kind of, and getting through the day. One more day until Friday...YES!

Do I get to come make you purr this weekend or are you too busy for all that?

Unfortunately I have too much going on this weekend for purr activity... working all weekend.. gotta make that money... daddy needs a new sex toy!

Figures but there is ALWAYS time for purring...

You shouldn't get your parents sex toys, that is just creepy.

Figures but there is ALWAYS time for purring...

You shouldn't get your parents sex toys, that is just creepy.

Ba-zing!

Did anyone hear about how Nick Cannon(the dude married to Mariah Carey) said he could beat Eminem in a rap battle?

Just thought I would let you guys know

I like Eminem.

::flinches::

Nick Cannon couldn't even sniff Eminem's underwear...

I think Eminem would kill him in a rap battle, there simply are no other rappers better than Eminem. He is lyrically the smartest MC out there. Didn't Nick Cannon try to put out a rap record and just like his movies, they flopped..

I also want to see Eminem destroy Rick Ross in a rap as well. Ross was slinging some major racial slurs around about Em

Nick Cannon couldn't even sniff Eminem's underwear...

Hmmm, who's underwear would I like to sniff...

I prefer panties. :D

You would sniff my underwear... I wouldn't recommend it... just sayin'

You would sniff my underwear...I wouldn't reccommend it...just sayin'

Boys underwear are icky.

I don't think I have ever been tempted to smell any man's underwear.

I am bummed about the non-purring weekend. :(

It sounded like a great time. :D

I have no doubts it would have been a great time... I will have to take a raincheck for a future weekend.

Just name the time, you have a bit until your schedule clears up... but by then maybe you will have that new toy. :D

::hoping for a swing:: :D

Damn the board is really sucky today... LAME

Hay, Where is Muddy? I haven't seen her around?

It is, nothing is really going on. I wonder what's going on

Hay, Where is Muddy? I haven't seen her around?

She has been a bit more random about when she is on anymore.

Muddy is preoccupied at the moment... :cool:

Muddy is preoccupied at the moment...:cool:

Aren't we all... back to my diddling now. :D

This is an epic FAIL day for the board. I for one am not happy that this many people had better things to do than entertain me... :cool:

Muddy is preoccupied at the moment...:cool:

That sounds pretty naughty ;)

This is an epic FAIL day for the board. I for one am not happy that this many people had better things to do than entertain me...:cool:

Or too bad the right people weren't here to entertain you. Guess you will just have to work today!

That sounds pretty naughty ;)

This is the naughty room. :D

She has been a bit more random about when she is on anymore.

Thanks Justy,I used to love to see her funny pics during the day,she always got me goin' :)

Or too bad the right people weren't here to entertain you. Guess you will just have to work today!

Awww... jealousy once again Justy... I am sorry, come hither and I will hold thee :D

LOL. Not jealous, just hoping the right female comes around to entertain you.

I am striking out.

That isn't fun.

You didn't even pounce on the idea of getting a swing.

A swing is not fun for me... I don't need a female to entertain me... just the normal group of you guys spouting off about sexual desires while I do my usual lurking, that's all. I am just not used to Alty, Muddy, KP and others being in here. Of course, your entertainment is always appreciatied... ::ppurr::

You don't know what type of swing I am talking about apparently...

look it up when you get a chance.

Yeah, you are a lurker, not a participater, just a random spot off, here and there.

I love my naughty talk though.

I let you gals do all of the work, while I just sit back and enjoy...

I could work alone, but that requires special alone time...

Did you look up the swing yet? ;)

No, not yet. Will do when I get out of work... tic, toc... tic, toc...

I want to go home too.

TGIAlmostF...

Where is everybody..?

I know NM is in the threads today... hmmmm

Nobody is in a Boom Boom kindof mood?

I hate agreeing when I meant to disagree!!

Der. I need a time out.

My attendance has been minimal today. Mostly PMing. No real interesting threads today.

Which thread did you mean to disagree on?

The post is gone.

Some kid telling some other kid how he can cover up his lie with this lie...

All in text/chat talk. :rolleyes:

Can't remember what this place is like in the summer, but I bet it's a hoot.

Dammit... whenever I'm on here... nobody else is... lol!

No fair... it sucks living in the land down under and coming online when I'm at work... lol... Shhh... I'm working hard... ;)

Yes I was absent today. Alty had a tummy problem, drove the kids to school then crawled back into bed. I dreamt about all of you though, that should count for something.

I feel better now, but I missed all the action.

Rome, wedding plans, just elope, really, do it!

I was the one that wanted a no fuss no frills wedding. I even suggested a cruise, get married on the ship and instant honeymoon afterwards. Hubby wanted the bells and whistles, so did our parents, so we did the whole white dress, tux's, fancy dinner, fancy ballroom thing.

The only thing I insisted on was that the church part would be short and sweet, nowhere in the vows would the words "honor and obey" appear, and a limo with lots of alcohol had to be waiting when we were done.

We had an open bar too, $10,000 dollars later we really regretted it. What can I say, 120 people, mostly my family, the alcohol will be flowing.

Honeymoon in Hawaii, poor hubby couldn't walk for the majority of the time. Honestly, there's something about Hawaii that makes me horny as hell (okay, more horny then usual). At one point he sent a postcard to his best friend saying "If we don't leave soon, she's going to kill me with sex!" Poor baby. ;)

Justy, just saw the bit about the swing.

I want a sex swing, boy do I ever. It's on my birthday wish list, big time. Weeeee! :)

Yes I was absent today. Alty had a tummy problem, drove the kids to school then crawled back into bed. I dreamt about all of you though, that should count for something.

I feel better now, but I missed all the action.

Rome, wedding plans, just elope, really, do it!

I was the one that wanted a no fuss no frills wedding. I even suggested a cruise, get married on the ship and instant honeymoon afterwards. Hubby wanted the bells and whistles, so did our parents, so we did the whole white dress, tux's, fancy dinner, fancy ballroom thing.

The only thing I insisted on was that the church part would be short and sweet, nowhere in the vows would the words "honor and obey" appear, and a limo with lots of alcohol had to be waiting when we were done.

We had an open bar too, $10,000 dollars later we really regretted it. What can I say, 120 people, mostly my family, the alcohol will be flowing.

Honeymoon in Hawaii, poor hubby couldn't walk for the majority of the time. Honestly, there's something about Hawaii that makes me horny as hell (okay, more horny then usual). At one point he sent a postcard to his best friend saying "If we don't leave soon, she's going to kill me with sex!" Poor baby. ;)

Yes Alty Hawaii for a honeymoon was terrific, we had 16 days on Maui and O'ahu, memorable.

So...Hawaii...Hawaii...Hawaii....Hawaii and Hawaii....how ya feeling 'bout now?

I'm feeling better Stringer, I think I just needed to sleep. Lots of stress lately, it's taken its toll.

Yes, Hawaii, ahh, the smell, the sights, the ocean, the atmosphere. Ahhhhh. I want to go back!

We went to Oahu. I loved it. Two weeks in paradise, it was hard coming back home.

I'm feeling better Stringer, I think I just needed to sleep. Lots of stress lately, it's taken its toll.

Yes, Hawaii, ahh, the smell, the sights, the ocean, the atmosphere. Ahhhhh. I want to go back!

We went to Oahu. I loved it. Two weeks in paradise, it was hard coming back home.

Simply enchanting and very beautiful... words fail me... The honeymoon was my second trip, promised the wife that I would take her back sometime... She wouldn't leave the islands unless I promised ha ha.

How did you do that without your visa and passport by the way?

It was my honeymoon, that was 14 years ago come May 27, had a valid passport then.

I'm a landed immigrant. So, when I travel, all I need is my German passport and my landed immigrant papers.

My passport expired 2 years ago, the German consulate is in Victoria, which wouldn't be a problem. In the past I've just had all my documents notarized here then sent to the consulate. Recently they started including finger print ID on their passports, so now I have to do it in person, I cannot just send notarized documents. It sucks. :(

I've been trying to get her to agree to elope, but her last marriage was a court house wedding and she didn't want to get married, ended up married and regretted it everyday they were together, didn't sleep in the same bed or anything. So this time, she wants the real thing, and a wedding dress. What makes me angry is that her mom gave her sh*t before about not inviting her, then we tell her about it and she says "we may come"

I am glad you are feeling better! It wasn't the same without you

I am glad you are feeling better! It wasn't the same without you

Did you miss me? Awwww, and I have it in writing. :cool:

Just do what she wants, it's only one day. You might as well practice now, nod and say "yes dear". :D

Already am, I got the hockey routine down. She asks me stuff about the wedding whenever hockey is on so I'm distracted

Already am, I got the hockey routine down. She asks me stuff about the wedding whenever hockey is on so I'm distracted

Dang, she's good!

When is the wedding date? Do you know? ;)

June 25th we are looking at, are trying to book a venue as we speak. Pretty nice one and it's only $79 bucks a person:)

June 25th we are looking at, are trying to book a venue as we speak. Pretty nice one and it's only $79 bucks a person:)

Am I invited? I'll be good, I promise! :D

That sounded sincere, didn't it? ;)

Lol that did sound sincere ha ha. I bet you and KC would be very good together

Lol that did sound sincere ha ha. I bet you and KC would be very good together

How old is KC? Twenty something? I'm 38, in my sexual prime, he'd be dead within a week. :D

But, he'd die happy. :)

He is 26-ish, he would make for a good boy toy.

I must speak out regarding this.

I believe there is a rule that women over the age of 35 can only have ONE boy toy. Seeing as Alty has declared that I currently occupy the position of alty's boy toy...

If KC is up to the challenge, I will concede... as I DO need a vaca...

KC: if you're up for it, we need to chat... I need to give you a few pointers... and some warnings... mostly warnings...

Were you allowed vacations in your benefit plan?

I doubt it... maybe you should have read the bi-lines of your contract... it also stated that she could have as many boy toys as she could handle...

Next time, you should read before you sign... we women are crafty. :D

I must speak out regarding this.

I believe there is a rule that women over the age of 35 can only have ONE boy toy. Seeing as Alty has declared that I currently occupy the position of alty's boy toy...

if KC is up to the challenge, I will concede...as I DO need a vaca...

KC: if you're up for it, we need to chat...I need to give you a few pointers...and some warnings...mostly warnings...

I didn't hear you complaining the other night! :mad:

Were you allowed vacations in your benefit plan?

I doubt it... maybe you should have read the bi-lines of your contract.... it also stated that she could have as many boy toys as she could handle...

Next time, you should read before you sign... we women are crafty. :D

:: Alty looks through signed boy toy contract::

Nope, no vacations, no benefits, and yes, I can have more then one.

Sneezy dear, you're screwed, but we all know that's what you like, so it's all good. ;)

I wasn't presented a form to sign.

... wait, does this mean that I'm not under contract currently?

... does this... does this mean... I can LEAVE?

I wasn't presented a form to sign.

...wait, does this mean that I'm not under contract currently?

...does this...does this mean...I can LEAVE?

I have the signed contract in my hand.

Silly Sneezy, do you not remember emailing me your signature?

I wasn't presented a form to sign.

...wait, does this mean that I'm not under contract currently?

...does this...does this mean...I can LEAVE?

Leaving is only allowed when you live in an 'at-will' boy toy state...

Unfortunately, by signing the contract you are a contracted employee...

Will you be seeking your union rep to renegotiate the contract...

Because, of course, that was me... and I am a bit sexist about the situation.

Leaving is only allowed when you live in an 'at-will' boy toy state...

Unfortunately, by signing the contract you are a contracted employee...

Will you be seeking your union rep to renegotiate the contract...

Because, of course, that was me... and I am a bit sexist about the situation.

You'll let me keep him, right Justy?

He's so cute, and cuddly, and he loves me! I know he does.

:: Alty hides behind Justy::

Of course, that is why that contract was so well worded... bahahaha.

Every women in her thirties needs boy toys... since men bypass their prime near fifteen years earlier!

Geesh.

I agree Justy.

Besides, boy toys are fun, flirty, full of energy, willing to please, willing to learn, just plain willing. ;)

Now where did my little boy toy Sneezy go? Are you hiding Squishy? Come on out, don't be shy, I won't hurt you, unless you want me to.

Oh, on your way back can you get the massage lotion, I need a back rub. :D

Oh, on your way back can you get the massage lotion, I need a back rub. :D

And I need a backside rub. :D

And I need a backside rub. :D

I'll lend you my boy toy but only for 5 minutes. By the way, I charge $100/minute. :)

Good morning people!! Happy Friday to all!

Good morning, Happy Friday to you as well

Happy... yeah.. friday...

*grumble grumble*

I don't get weekends off... only Wednesdays... so for me, it's TUESDAY when I'm the happiest.

Is it just me or is this board really slow the past few days?

No... I feel the same way. I have commented on VERY FEW threads lately.