Ok... I'm actually going now lol...

Ooookay, I can't keep up tonight you guys talking to damn fast...

Cyas tomorrow :)

Night Shazzy. Hugs. :)

I am going to just tell EVERYONE, that I am psychic and YES, they are pregnant!

Rant over.

I'm thinking one isn't thinking about thinking when you drink that (three wise men).

Start me off with a few wildfires (tequila with tabasco) and whatever follows is just collateral damage.


The popcorn is $5 a bag, a chair to sit in will cost you $3 and taking the blind fold off will cost you $10.


Fair enough, but you'll have to reach into my pockets for the cash.

I read back a few posts and I see some people were talking about me while I'm gone.

KC-- I made the bed. Too late for brunch but I'm making it anyway.

P.S. Three Wisemen is the best ;)

Sarah

I read back a few posts and I see someone's been talking while I'm gone.

KC-- I made the bed. Too late for brunch but I'm making it anyways.

P.S. Three Wisemen is the best ;)

Sarah

I LOVE breakfast... could eat it all day, everyday!! You are the best!

I am going to just tell EVERYONE, that I am psychic and YES, they are pregnant!

Rant over.

I knew those shots would get me in trouble.

Alty. Way to give me a reddie...

Haha!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/weddings/wedding-gift-co-worker-345425.html#post1688293

Sarah

Mexican three wise men and three wise men #1 sound yummy.

im thinking one isnt thinking about thinking when you drink that (three wise men).

start me off with a few wildfires (tequila with tabasco) and whatever follows is just collateral damage.



fair enough, but youll have to reach into my pockets for the cash.

KP, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :cool:

i knew those shots would get me in trouble.

Expect ten months of discomfort, then you will be forced to squeeze a watermelon out the straw sized hole... well you know the drill...

That will teach you to let Alty knock you up when you're sober!

Alty. Way to give me a reddie...

haha!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/weddings/wedding-gift-co-worker-345425.html#post1688293

Sarah

OMG! That was supposed to be a greenie. CRAP! I told you guys, I'm hungover. Darnit! :eek:

This sucks!

So sorry Sarah. :o

Haha it's okay. I'll always remember your reddie---

I like the color red anyway.

Sarah

Expect ten months of discomfort, then you will be forced to squeeze a watermelon out the straw sized hole... well you know the drill...

That will teach you to let Alty knock you up when you're sober!!

KP, you might be my baby's momma! :p

That's it Alty, you've been a bad girl!


Now go to my room!

That's it Alty, you've been a bad girl!


Now go to my room!

I thought you'd never ask!

Lol I didn't, I know you like the man being in control

Lol I didn't, I know you like the man being in control

You don't know me at all! :eek:

Alty. Way to give me a reddie...

haha!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/weddings/wedding-gift-co-worker-345425.html#post1688293

Sarah

Backstory... a friend was in town. She a southern girl. A little shy at first, but once the cohol starts, you'd better have bail money and an ability to go to work next day still drunk.

Anyway, once she was up, having a blast, and a guy who was about ten years younger really dug her. They hit it off, and next thing you know she gives him her room number. Crap... no... getting it wrong. Her friend gives him her room number. Well, he shows up and she's locked in on him.

She's been single for a time, and is really enjoying this guys attention. Things apparently get heavy and they realize there's no protection in the room. She didn't come up thinking shed need any and he wasn't out trolling. They go to the front desk. No condoms.

(an aside, I think all hotels should be required by local, state, and federal law to stock condoms... they can charge whatever they want... they should have 'em)

So they drive around trying to find condoms. One store was closed. Gas station didn't have any. Apparently the night ended with tired, deflated "what could have been" hugs and goodbyes.

So the next time she was up, for a birthday-ish party, we bought her an emergency first aid kit, but dumped out the bandaids and gauze and filled it with condoms, lube, and handcuffs.

It

Was

Funny

You don't know me at all! :eek:

Nah... she doesn't have a whip for nothing

Avi change in honor of alty

My condom days are over, hubby's snipped, this baby factory is closed.

I have to say, there were a few times (actually more then a few) that I threw caution to the winds and didn't demand condom use.

Heck, I was a teen, thought I was invincible, nothing bad could happen to me. Had a scare once, turned out to be a false alarm. Sadly even that didn't really set me straight.

Yes, I've been tested, yes, I'm clean. Why am I telling you all this?

:: Alty goes back to the corner because she's a bad girl:: :(

avi change in honor of alty

It's Whip girl! I love whip girl. Sigh. Those were the days! ;)

Thanks KP dear. :)

Rome, I have control issues, need to be the one in charge, but I've never had any complaints. ;)

Did I scare the boys away?

Come back boys, I promise I won't whip you, unless you want me to. ;)

Didn't scare me away, I'm multi tasking. I have to order car parts for the wife's Jeep(the ex never took care of it) so I have to order everything for a tune up and try to fix the rear hatch he had taken out instead of fixing. He is a complete moron. I could easily humor you guys for hours on stupid things he did. Biggest one, screwing up the best woman he ever had:)

Didn't scare me away, i'm multi tasking. I have to order car parts for the wife's Jeep(the ex never took care of it) so I have to order everything for a tune up and try to fix the rear hatch he had taken out instead of fixing. He is a complete moron. I could easily humor you guys for hours on stupid things he did. biggest one, screwing up the best woman he ever had:)

His loss is your gain Rome, remember that! ;)

When you're done with her car can you fix mine? I have no brake lights, signal lights and today the rubber thingamajiggy on the door doohicky came off! Yup, I'm a girl! :D

It's okay, the wife had the check engine light come on and didn't tell me. I have to replace her tail light assembly because he tried to "custom" make the tail lights, I already fixed the exhaust he "custom" made that fell off so he WAX roped tied to the muffler, he had the back window shot out so he duct taped the glass and then colored it in with a sharpie to mimic "tint" This Jeep was a disaster until I got a hold of it. Now it's finally going to be in good working order

It's okay, the wife had the check engine light come on and didn't tell me. I have to replace her tail light assembly because he tried to "custom" make the tail lights, I already fixed the exhaust he "custom" made that fell off so he WAX roped tied to the muffler, he had the back window shot out so he duct taped the glass and then colored it in with a sharpie to mimic "tint" This Jeep was a disaster until I got a hold of it. Now it's finally going to be in good working order

Really, can you fix my car? :o

Maybe I should just get a horse and buggy, become Amish. NA!

Ha ha! Sure come to Jersey and I'll fix it up for you

Ha ha! Sure come to Jersey and I'll fix it up for you

How am I supposed to get to Jersey with no brake lights, no signal lights and a broken door? :confused:

I'm checking craigslist now for a horse and buggy! ;)

I need a new car!

I found a car that's perfect for me!

19698

Sweet ride!

Sweet ride!

It is, isn't it?

I wonder what the kids would think going to school in that! :D

I should go for a while, stuff to do.

I'll be back later all.

Rome, take care. KP, miss you babe, where did you go? KC, happy viewing, girls, watch after the guys for me, but no touchy! :D

Ahh! Go take a look at the advice to the thread "How to accept a baby that my boyfriend fathered while we were broke up"

I really can't take moronic people giving advice!

Can't find it Rome.

Did it get deleted already?

Sarah

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/how-accept-baby-boyfriend-fathered-while-we-were-broke-up-346437.html

Hope it works

Yea it works.

I found it in the search.

Today is a stupid day. I actually forgot the "s" in stupid.. had to retype that. Thank baby Jesus for the backspace button...

At work I ended up stamping PAID over papers that should have been stamped Received. I also jammed the printer and knocked down the water cooler... great day..

Sarah

Ha ha, mental health day!

Crap!

Wrote on the wrong thread...

Sarah

I don't necessarily like jokes that poke fun at someone, but I thought you may find this funny;


THE GORILLA AND THE REDNECK:

A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very
Rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00.

Hahaha!!

Oh Stringer!

I ♥ redneck jokes!

Sarah

Stringer, that was hilarious! I actually chuckled aloud!

Stringer, that was hilarious! I actually chuckled aloud!

Yo yo yo wuts poppin!

:: stomach growls ::
Sarah

Darnit I'm gone-- it's almost 5 and well that's home time.

I'm going shirt shopping today :) These warm winter shirts make me want to melt --eek.

See you guys :)

Sarah

Wow. Thread went dead-o at 4pm?!

wow. thread went dead-o at 4pm?!?

I left Sneezy. That's why. ;)

Stringer, I loved that joke, too funny! :p

I left Sneezy. That's why. ;)

Stringer, I loved that joke, too funny! :p

So... I put a smile on your face huh?

So....I put a smile on your face huh?

A smile and a giggle. I appreciate it dear. :)

So....I put a smile on your face huh?

You always put a smile on my face Stringer! :)

[did I earn major brownie points? ] :D

:) :) :) :) :)!! Nice aren't they? Mom used to say... 'A smile is always worth while'...

My mom always said "smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking". :)

Hi NM!

Hey Alty!

Not much going on tonight, eh?

Hey Alty!

Not much going on tonight, eh?

Around an hour ago it was hard to keep up, then boom, it stopped dead in its tracks.

Sad. :(

Oh really?

My little one screamed for over an hour. I think it was a tummy ache but seeing that he's not quite 2 yet, he couldn't exactly tell me what was wrong. But he's fine now. I think it was just gas so I gave him some Mylicon for it.

I hate seeing him like that. :(

Haha... so this is the conversation going on in the Boom Boom room? Interesting pillow talk... lol... ;)

Yep, anything sexual, freaky or just wrong goes in here :D

My mom always said "smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking". :)

Hi NM!

My mom would say "wipe that smile off your face...there's nothing funny around here"

--haha great times... lol

Sarah

Good morning all!

Good morning... meh

Mornin' Peeps :)

You're not sullen again today are you kc?

No, not really... just in kind of a lazy mood, you know? Took a lot out of me to get out of bed today.

Morning Mr. Tiger

Was that you next to me purring all night?

Morning NM

I am not sullen either ;)

:: does happy dance ::

It's the end of the 72-hr plague. Hehe. :D

Snoring would be more like it. I haven't purred in months... wish I was that happy... :cool:

Snoring would be more like it. I haven't purred in months...wish I was that happy...:cool:

Ahh take a journey this way, I will have you purring in no time. :p

Promise. ;)

No, not really...just in kind of a lazy mood, ya know? Took a lot out of me to get out of bed today.

I hear you, me too.
It's hump day! Woo-hoo!

Want to hump? :confused:

Good morning to all, I have finally calmed down after yesterdays episode on the forum and decided to stick around.

How is everyone?

Let's go for NM... everyone can join in!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s185/jamiemcclean/Nawty/WildAnimalSex.jpg

My week is a catastrophic failure thus far Rome... how are you doing?

Hey Rome :)

Musta missed somrthing... good or bad episode? :confused:

Eh, it's going all right but work is stressful, kids are stressful and then I have to see my fiance's ex's mother today, which will result in here trying to understand why we are angry with her. Which will result in Rome spouting off his frustrations with that entire family. She tries to have "secret" meetings with my fiancé to talk to her about how her ex is doing. Pretty lousy

Why is yours a failure?

The episode yesterday was that in a thread, there was a person who was taking their anger about their situation out on another poster which only resulted in poor advice.

Hey Shazzy, isn't that an orgy?

That sounds really awkward Rome, sorry you have to go through that.

A lot people get wound up in arguments in threads which just complicated everything for the OP. I have done it once, felt so guilty afterwards :o

Hey Shazzy, isn't that an orgy?

Awww yeah :cool:

That's what's happening here in a few hours... minus the fur ;)

Woohoo, walked right into an orgy...

It's going to be a great day!

That sounds really awkward Rome, sorry you have to go through that.

A lot people get wound up in arguements in threads which just complicated everything for the OP. I have done it once, felt so guilty afterwards :o

Not I... :cool:

It definitely got me wound up, because it was completely wrong advice to be giving the OP. I am involved in the same situation at the OP, so I would think I would be a good asset to the OP in helping her through it.

Not I...:cool:

Haha, this particular member I argued with I think has been banned, either way she has never returned.

Makes you angry hey Rome. Especially when you are giving the best advice from excperience and the OP decides to listen to the other person giving bad advice. :rolleyes:

Yep, so I just decided to leave that thread alone ha ha

Yep, some people just read the 'advice' that they wants to hear not what's right.
No point fighting a lost cause.


Hey Justy, didn't see you there before *waves*

Hey Shazzy.

I am here, just undressing and waiting for the orgy to start...

:: la, la, la, la ::

Undressing? Girl I've been undressed for hours ;)

Just waiting on the boys :rolleyes:

Ba-zing!

::Jumps out with his Superman costume::

Ba-zing!

::Jumps out with his Superman costume::

You can keep on the cape. ;)

Rome, might I say... WOW

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9EG7LXCqPiY/R1TjSCjYtBI/AAAAAAAACS0/EKwzc8WwXNs/s1600-R/superman.jpg

Oh you have to use Tom Welling for all Clark Kent pics... it's a personal requirement.

:D :D :D

I can attest that my arms are as big as Tom Welling's but the abs are still slow starters. I got more of the UFC fighters stomach because of the protein I eat

Oh you have to use Tom Welling for all Clark Kent pics... it's a personal requirement.

:D :D :D

Haha whoops Justy...
*holds out hands*
Well.. you better cuff me officer :D

Awww yeah :cool:

That's what's happening here in a few hours... minus the fur ;)

What, no fur?? :eek:



Hey Shazzy.

I am here, just undressing and waiting for the orgy to start...

:: la, la, la, la ::


I think we're all waiting and the boys aren't going to join us. Guess we'll have to get started without them. Hey Justy, I have a couple of F's too. :D

Rome, I think you just made me wet... hehe

Shaz, you have the right to remain silent, please place both of your hands behind your back and get on your knees...

Rome, I think you just made me wet... hehe

Shaz, you have the right to remain silent, please place both of your hands behind your back and get on your knees...

Indeed... :cool:

I think we're all waiting and the boys aren't gonna join us. Guess we'll have to get started without them. Hey Justy, I have a couple of F's too. :D

Well, me and my C cups will just have to admire them.

I think the all girl action might be just the thing to get the boys involved. ;)

Indeed...:cool:

See nothing like getting a girl on her knees, to get the boys out of lurking mode. :p

Can I have a cushion to kneel on? My knees are still sore from last night :p

::tosses Shaz her knee pads from underneath the bed::

Can I have a cushion to kneel on? My knees are still sore from last night :p

Next time do as I do... sit on the bed and have him stand in front of you. A lot more comfy.

Thanks... now... line up boys, frisk search by Justy and NM first then I will deal with you :cool:

Next time do as I do... sit on the bed and have him stand in front of you. A lot more comfy.

True, true... he has a few balance issues though so he has to be leaning against a wall...
He would probably fall and squish me :eek: haha

I will be in charge of ball handling. :D

I will be in charge of ball handling. :D

What am I in charge of? :(

What am I in charge of? :(

Justy takes the balls... you play with the bats :)

You can be in charge of the cheek check ;)

I must say the boys are very fun to frisk when they keep exiting the room.

You can be in charge of the cheek check ;)

I must say the boys are very fun to frisk when they keep exiting the room.

Geesh. I don't know if cheek check will be much fun because they have issues back there. :o

Not all of us have those issues ;)

I have such funny imagery now of a women standing, spreading cheeks of a man, when brrrrrrrrrr all her hair goes flying around her head. Too funny.

I have such funny imagery now of a women standing, spreading cheeks of a man, when brrrrrrrrrr all her hair goes flying around her head. Too funny.

Hahaha, better stay away from the cheeks then...

Not all of us have those issues ;)

Well alrighty then! Just maintain control of your gastrointestinal system. Don't want to ruin the moment.

Ok... I'll just reach around a little bit...

Is it just me, or has the relationship board been a bit dull lately? I have probably contributed to maybe 5 threads this entire week.

Then you have no valid excuses for neglecting us girls here?

Now we must incorporate the whips.

On a serious note, kc, there's no time for serious talk right now. I am all worked up! Geesh.

You guys need to learn to control the homrones. This Tiger is a pure gentlemen, and would never take advantage of any of your hotties... carry on you pervs...

Then you have no valid excuses for neglecting us girls here?

Now we must incorporate the whips.

On a serious note, kc, there's no time for serious talk right now. I am all worked up!! Geesh.

Get 'im girl!

You guys need to learn to control the homrones. This Tiger is a pure gentlemen, and would never take advantage of any of your hotties...carry on you pervs...

What.Ev.

Well then we will take advantage of you. I don't have a problem being in control. :cool:

Quick tie his legs together so he can't get away!

Blindfold and 'cuffs anyone?

Wait, I can't neglect Rome...

You guys need to learn to control the homrones. This Tiger is a pure gentlemen, and would never take advantage of any of your hotties...carry on you pervs...

Bahaha, pure gentlemen - doesn't mean they are gentlemen behind closed doors... :D

As far as pervs, woohoo, I was wondering when you would notice.

It's not very gentlemen-like to get women all hot and bothered and be neglectful.

Kc, you can be a gentleman in the streets but I need a freak in the sheets! :D

Now carry on... over here :cool:

Out of control, all of you. Your attempt to corrupt me is working, a bit.

Out of control, all of you. You're attempt to corrupt me is working, a bit.

Looks like Rome is gone so you've got 3 ladies all to yourself. What to do, what to do? Surely you've got some ideas... :rolleyes:

Morning all. Wow, you guys have been busy.

Is the orgy over? Did I miss it? Say it isn't so! :(

Looks like Rome is gone so you've got 3 ladies all to yourself. What to do, what to do? Surely you've got some ideas... :rolleyes:

Make that 4! :D

Just in time for the orgy Alty! We're corrupting kc...

>>>taps lightly on door, unsure if she is wanted in the room... waiting to be ran off or invited in...

>>>taps lightly on door, unsure if she is wanted in the room... waiting to be ran off or invited in......

Come on in, enter at your own risk. ;)

It's a darn shame that all of you hotties in this thread are already spoken for... :cool:

::answer the door naked or get dressed::

Alty, you were last in... you are now the welcoming party.

Opens door.

Just in time for the orgy Alty! We're corrupting kc...

Isn't it a bit late to corrupt KC? Isn't he already corrupted? Just saying ;)

It's a darn shame that all of you hotties in this thread are already spoken for...:cool:

Isn't it though? Sigh. If I was single... :cool:

Thank you Alty. Hi everyone! It really does feel good to be bad sometimes doesn't it?:p

Isn't it a bit late to corrupt KC? Isn't he already corrupted? Just sayin ;)

He's trying to play some gentlemen card... like he is fooling someone in this room. :rolleyes:

Justy, achampio21 is the last one in, she has to open the door now. :)

We have got to give Achampio21 a nickname, there is no way I'm typing all of that out every time.

Achy? Ampy? Champy?

Isn't it a bit late to corrupt KC? Isn't he already corrupted? Just sayin ;)

He tried claiming he's a gentleman. Yeah. Right.

He's trying to play some gentlemen card... like he is fooling someone in this room. :rolleyes:

Now that's just funny. Does he even know what a gentlemen is?

Call her Blondy. ;)

I will remember Champy easiest.

Blondy, indeed. So it seems I am the only guy in here... hmmmm... makes for an interesting "hump day."

Blondy, indeed. So it seems I am the only guy in here...hmmmm....makes for an interesting "hump day."

REOWR! One guy, 5 girls, whatever will you do? :D

We may be back to 4 girls... is Shazzy still here?

REOWR! One guy, 5 girls, whatever will you do? :D

She meant 'whatever will we do to you'...

We may be back to 4 girls... is Shazzy still here??

Still, 4 girls, one guy. It's either his dream come true or his worst nightmare! :)

Blondy, champy, hey girl makes no difference to me I guess!

Just a warning... my PC is acting up I may have to take a bathroom break and whip it's butt!

blondy, champy, hey girl makes no difference to me i guess!!

just a warning... my pc is acting up I may have to take a bathroom break and whip it's butt!!

I find that throwing it out of a 10 story building usually does the trick. :p

Too bad, I'm on ground floor!:(

But if I climb out of upstairs window...

Oh hold on, I better at least put clothes back on...

oh hold on, I better at least put clothes back on...

But then KC will leave! :(

He's the only peni in the room.

Oops, wrong thread. :o

Leave the clothes off, IMO. Makes for a more interesting time.

Rome is still allowed to wear his cape... when he comes back.

Ha ha, Over the past several months I have really come to enjoy your posts alty! This site gives me such a great big smile. I get on here just so I can interact with other people and it turns out that it is the best medicine this girl could ever overdose on!! I will leave my clothes off, but if this PC scratches me on the way down will one of you tend to my boo boo?

I will leave that up to kc, he tends to take a shine to the new pretty hotties then venture in. :D

ha ha, Over the past several months I have really come to enjoy your posts alty! This site gives me such a great big smile. I get on here just so I can interact with other people and it turns out that it is the best medicine this girl could ever overdose on!!! I will leave my clothes off, but if this pc scratches me on the way down will one of you tend to my boo boo?

Aww! You like my posts. I feel so, so, so... I'll be right back, I have to go to the potty! ;)

Seriously though, thanks. :)

I will leave that up to kc, he tends to take a shine to the new pretty hotties then venture in. :D

Just like to spice it up. Do I detect a hint of jealousy? :cool:

Leave the clothes off, IMO. Makes for a more interesting time.

KC dear, are you in your birthday suit yet? Let's see some fur tiger boy! :)

Hopefully you aren't going to the potty to get sick!!

Just like to spice it up. Do I detect a hint of jealousy? :cool:

My jealousy is our secret, no one else noticed... geesh and you just have to bust me out. :p

KC dear, are you in your birthday suit yet? Let's see some fur tiger boy! :)

We are out to make kc purr, apparently he hasn't been doing near enough purring lately.

::waiting to purr::

Between the five of us, I know it's a difficult task, but I think we can pull it off.

Do we get hints on what really gets you purring, kc?

Involves lips... nipples... you know, the usual.

I know the usual, the bizarre, the exotic, the sexy... for every man there is a different pleasure.

Are you the master type?

>>sighs really depressed sigh<<

Well, I wish I could stay for the purring, but my motherly duties are calling and that isn't very hot or sexy so I must redress and slip out the door and leave all of you to your fun, just promise that I can return if time allows?

I am a control freak...

Return anytime. We are usually playing, it's an all day sexcapade around here. ;)

Watch your eyes as you walk back into the door... wouldn't want to poke anything out.

I am a control freak...

Can you handle someone else in charge for a bit? With four women in the room, you don't have much room to be the boss.

I do love a control freak though. ;)

YAY!!

Where did alty go? Did I make her mad? I really was being serious about her making me smile and laugh all the time, I hope I didn't upset her?

Alty is a bit preoccupied at the moment... :cool:

I am a control freak...

We're going to kill each other, so am I!

I'm willing to give a little. Tell you what, you can be in control of the penis, I get the rest! :D

YAY!!!!

Where did alty go? Did I make her mad? I really was being serious about her making me smile and laugh all the time, I hope I didn't upset her?!

Alty comes and goes very quickly.

Poof here, Poof gone type.

No worries, you didn't offend her. She just poofed away again. She'll be back.

I promise KC I will be careful when I return. But I'll bet anything you could poke me with will be far too busy when I come back!! ;)

Oh you have no idea how quickly Alty comes

YAY!!!!

Where did alty go? Did I make her mad? I really was being serious about her making me smile and laugh all the time, I hope I didn't upset her?!

No, I'm not mad.

I had a phone call I had to take and a pee as well. ;)

Oh you have no idea how quickly Alty comes

Zing...

Oh you have no idea how quickly Alty comes

LMAO! OMG, so true! :cool:

Lmao!! You all are awesome! Have fun and don't let anyone get lonely in here. That bed is really big!

Bye!!

lmao!!! You all are awesome!! Have fun and don't let anyone get lonely in here. That bed is really big!!

bye!!!!

Talk to you later Champy. :)

Knock Knock! KC seems to need help. Can I come in?

Alty knows I have a wicked streak.

Knock Knock! KC seems to need help. Can I come in?

Alty knows i have a wicked streak.

Come on in KISS.

Wicked, yes. Love it! :)

Oh my, now it seems all the girls have gone and all the boys are back. Is it just me and three guys? Have I died and gone to heaven?

::just going to watch Alty's heaven::

::just going to watch Alty's heaven::

Justy, I need help! It's been a while since I've had to please 3 men at the same time.

Oops! TMI? :eek:

Happy to help, in anyway that I can. ;)

Once again though, the men are out running around all over the place...

We really need a lock on that door!

Should I be offended Justy? They seem to leave when I come out to play.

Do I smell funny?

:: Alty sniffs herself::

I smell like strawberries. Odd.

Nah, don't be offended.

I think it's Attention Deficit Disorder.

Maybe they have to go to the bathroom too. ;)

Nah, don't be offended.

I think it's Attention Deficit Disorder.

Maybe they have to go to the bathroom too. ;)

How long does it take to pee? Really? :eek:

Oh I wasn't talking about peeing... oops. ;)

Oh I wasn't talking about peeing... oops. ;)

TMI! TMI! Gross!

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is. :D

TMI! TMI! Gross!

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is. :D

You are goofy, I was saying we sent them running to the bathroom for some solo play time... rub one off... get it yet?

That one flew right over your head... geesh.

You are goofy, I was saying we sent them running to the bathroom for some solo play time... rub one off... get it yet?

That one flew right over your head... geesh.

I've only had one cup of coffee so far, what do you expect? :eek:

Why would they want to do that solo? We could have helped! :D

Got to run for a bit. Phone calls to make, shower to take, some alone time with Fred, you know, the usual.

Back a bit later.

Watch, as soon as I leave the peni will return. That's my luck! :(

I got busy- work happened. :(

Hey there! Unky in and out! ;)

Hey Alty. When you come back bring your cat suit, your whip and your toy box and I'll bring my toy box.

We should be able to make every one beg and behave.

What do you think?

Sometimes I am goody, goody... right now I am naughty, naughty.

No one makes me beg and behave... well one, but he knows who he is. ;)

Hey Unky and KISS. Welcome back, NM.

My caped superhero, just did a lurk and run.

Ahhh, must not have anything to say without his Alty to play with.

I can play with you Justy:)

I can play with you Justy:)

::blush::

Want to play some poker? Or poke her?

I am game for either one. Hehe. :eek:

I'm very good at both, get told all the time about my skills

Hey all.

I don't take poker challenges lightly. After all that is my full time hobby and I am a dealer.

As far as poke her, if I am not complaining then all you will hear is a lot of moaning... that is a great thing.

Hey kp. I need a new quote for your wall...

Hmmmmm.

Ok, so the 'experts' can have 8 lines in their sig whereas normal members have 6 lines. Hmmm...

Oh, I forgot! We've got a new 'addict' on here, yes? Achampion and some number I think, that you already nicknamed Champy.

Lol, that nick makes me think about mushroom, because mushroom in french is champignon. :p

Ok, so the 'experts' can have 8 lines in their sig whereas normal members have 6 lines. hmmm....

Maybe it is based on characters.

But go figure it may be another 'Expert' perk...

Working hard... I will be one someday. :D

Yea the guy that decides the fate of expert status didn't reply to my message, so I assume I didn't meet the requirements ;(

Yea the guy that decides the fate of expert status didn't reply to my message, so I assume I didn't meet the requirements ;(

Who would that be?

I want to talk to Mr. Fate. :D

I think his name is Rickj

Ah? Then me too! Me too! :D

Oh, yes, it's him, RickJ... he's the admin, as well as Curlyben.

EDIT: RickJ is not the admin, only Curlyben

Oh, yes, it's him, RickJ... he's the admin, as well as Curlyben.

Well at least now I know where to do my sucking up... :eek:

I do have that over Rome. :p

Maybe that's why I didn't get a response lol... I didn't suck up enough

You going to be a Sexpert Rome? Or relationship expert?

Can I be the "Tact" Expert? :cool:

You sure can, KC ;)

You going to be a Sexpert Rome? Or relationship expert?

Can I be the "Tactless" Expert? :cool:

You are only with tact at limited times.

LMAO Justy! I didn't spot that :p

This is true, however it is all about being aware of what tact is and when I do, or don't have it. Thus, I am fully aware when I don't have I, making me an expert in that field.

This is true, however it is all about being aware of what tact is and when I do, or don't have it. Thus, I am fully aware when I don't have, making me an expert in that field.

I will give you a field to become an expert in. ;)

How about we have our first 'Oral Expert'.

Going once, going twice... SOLD, to me for training purposes only.

Oral, on females only...

Perhaps there should be an annual (not anal) awards ceremony for our AMHD peeps.

Oral, on females only...

Perhaps there should be an annual (not anal) awards ceremony for our AMHD peeps.

I don't mind an anal award. :D

Happy to give it up.

More often then annually though.

Hey kp. I need a new quote for your wall...

hmmmmm.

Thisll work for now... still looking...

I don't mind an anal award. :D

Happy to give it up to you KC, anytime you want!.

More often then annually though.

Indeed...

Not bad idea KC... but for what? The most greenies obtained for a given period? Or, the most posts? Or... something else?

I don't mind an anal award. :D

Happy to give it up.

More often then annually though.

And then you write this...

1. Funniest Poster
2. Newcomer of the Month, of the Year
3. Most obnoxious Poster (goes to me I am sure)
4. Most greenies in a month
5. Hmmm...

Indeed...

KC you get whatever you want, whenever you want it.

I don't even have to tell you twice. ;)

I don't mind playing favorites.

Newcomer of the month?? There dozens in a month!!

Ok, for funniest poster, OK for obnoxious, OK for greenies...

But what will exactly be the prizes? A temporary special title? That sounds good... :rolleyes:

Girls get one night in my bed... dudes, well, don't really have concern for them. :cool:

Newcomer of the year maybe, the dude or gal who makes some truly insightful posts within a given timeframe.

I'm thinking kc might be the flirtxpert?

Ill do my fair share of noise in the ladies direction, but I'm thinking kc can wear the flirty crown... he seems to pounce on any new cutie in short time.

KP, I may be the flirtxpert... you have a point... doesn't matter. Your Sexpert-ness still trumps all. I bow to you mighty one. I may know how to get the ladies, buy you teach us dudes how to keep them.

Sorry kp, you're already an expert, have you forgotten? Lol :p

EDIT : oops again... sorry kp, I misread, and read kp instead of kc... :o

KP has pronounced me the Flirt-Expert. So it shall be! :cool:

KP, I may be the flirtxpert...you have a point...doesn't matter. Your Sexpert-ness still trumps all. I bow to you mighty one. I may know how to get the ladies, buy you teach us dudes how to keep them.

I thought you practiced catch and release? =)

i thought you practiced catch and release? =)

Very true... VERY true...

KP has pronounced me the Flirt-Expert. So it shall be! :cool:

Thatll work

One lone man doesn't keep the ladies coming back to ladies night week after week. We need a few guys around to keep 'em coming back.

Mkay... 'nuff knuckle bumps.

Where the hell are the ladies?

Where are the ladies? It has become a literal sausage fest in here...

Here.

KP...Your Sexpert-ness still trumps all. I bow to you mighty one.

Kp, I'll bow to you too... get over here and let me show you how much I've missed you... ;)

'bout time girls.

Hey NK. You can just take a look at your pretty painted toes.

Still love that color... velvet crush.

My toes are Almond something or other.

Cute I like them.

So where did we leave the sexy talk.

Kp, Sexpert king.

Kc, Flirtexpert king.

Either way somebody get the sexy talk back on track.

Kc is on the prowl here somewhere...

19762

Nice!!

kc is on the prowl here somewhere...

19762

I try so hard to tame him.

He is just one wild cat! :eek:

My toes are Almond something or other.

Either way somebody get the sexy talk back on track.

Like your toes, I'm just not looking at them.

Sorry so absent on the sextalk. Not in the groove this week, at least not for long. My absence is for lack o' want... just mentally distracted.

Hope life is good on your side o' the screen, darlin'.

Just keeping my eye out for any potential fresh meat cuties lurking in the area

like your toes, im just not looking at them.

sorry so absent on the sextalk. not in the groove this week, at least not for long. my absence is for lack o' want... just mentally distracted.

hope life is good on your side o' the screen, darlin'.

My side of the screen is having a better week now.

I am just looking forward to the weekend, but that is what I do every week.

My life is increasingly growing in hectic. Picked up a PT job, dealing poker, awesome money... :D

Son started baseball so it's practices right now three times a week, along with all the end of school trips, plays and programs. ::sigh::

Just a full calendar. Starting to appreciate the peace of being at work... :eek:

Just keeping my eye out for any potential fresh meat cuties lurking in the area

Wow, all the rest of us are already old news.

Short attention span!

like your toes, im just not looking at them.

sorry so absent on the sextalk. not in the groove this week, at least not for long. my absence is for lack o' want... just mentally distracted.


So kp, are you looking at mine? You really know how to make a gal gush.
So when I get my pedi this Saturday, what color would you prefer?

You don't have to talk to be sexy, your presence is enough to get me creamy. [did I say that aloud?]

Wow, all the rest of us are already old news.

Short attention span!

you know those tigers.

quick chase. Big feast. Then sleep for 20 hours. They're like fighter pilots... three emotions... tired, hungry, horny... not necessarily in that order.

but I still love my tried and true AMHD girls. Might strain my neck over the new skirt in town, but I know who rocks the casbah day and night. =)

So kp, are you looking at mine? You really know how to make a gal gush.
So when I get my pedi this Saturday, what color would you prefer?[did I say that aloud?]

Hmmm... your dark skin can take rich and bold colors.

Is something gold out of season?

...but i know who rocks the casbah day and night. =)


What the heck does that mean? I remember the song but never had a clue what it meant. :confused:

hmmm... your dark skin can take rich and bold colors.

is something gold out of season?

Sometimes gold looks washed out on me because... I'm goldeny brown. :)
Bold colors are good for me though.
kp's choice.
I will go with whatever you suggest, Sexy Gawd.
(Since you know the names of OPI colors... )

Casbah can mean palace, castle, home, etc...

The song from which that came was by the clash... a protest of rock music being banned in the middle east...

The Clash – Rock the Casbah – Video, free listening, & lyrics at Last.fm (http://www.last.fm/music/The+Clash/_/Rock+the+Casbah)

Upper right, click the play music button (might need it to buffer)

Well I agree with the feasting.

I feel like my body has been ravaged by animals today.

Shhh, kp, the new skirts in town turn my head too, but that can be our little sectret. Don't tell!

Sometimes gold looks washed out on me because... I'm goldeny brown. :)
Bold colors are good for me tho.
kp's choice.
I will go with whatever you suggest, Sexy Gawd.
(Since you know the names of OPI colors...)

OPI... "french bordeaux" for a darker color... "i pink i love you" for a springtime light...

Or something that matches your lipstick. And panties.

shhh, kp, the new skirts in town turn my head too, but that can be our little sectret. Don't tell!!

Just whisper whatever you have to say in my ear.

Don't forget about the other one. It gets jealous.