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Krazi
May 11, 2009, 10:03 AM
1980's that's all you're getting!

Honey... I got pics that date to 1950's and up...

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:04 AM
Muddy, do you have a facebook page?

I do.. haha but I only have 20 people on it :( I'm a loser like that.

SARAH

--oops caps

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:05 AM
If I have to eventually "ask" a girl to chip in, we wouldn't be dating long. I don't see a problem with the second or third date being shared equally. Just my opinion though. Maybe that is why I don't date gals that long...

I agree, as a guy, if she wasn't stepping up a month in and I had to request a split... I would just stop dating.

Now I have had guys buy me drinks at the bar for months... with me only buy an occasional round here and there... but I realize that because I am so fun drunk, it pays itself back.

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:06 AM
Awww sucks kp :(

I send you red bull and push you into a nice hot shower!

Made me laugh

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:07 AM
I do..haha but I only have 20 people on it :( I'm a loser like that.

SARAH

--oops caps

Well add one more friend... all of us here are friends... nothing like being cool :cool:

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:08 AM
...but I realize that because I am so fun drunk, it pays itself back.

Laughing even louder.

*cleans off screen with polka dot boxers alty removed*

That

Seems

Wrong

shazamataz
May 11, 2009, 10:10 AM
It didn't seem wrong, it was wrong :p hahaha

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:10 AM
If I have to eventually "ask" a girl to chip in, we wouldn't be dating long. I don't see a problem with the second or third date being shared equally. Just my opinion though. Maybe that is why I don't date gals that long...

I don't see a problem with all dates being shared equally. You're not married, you don't share your incomes, why should you be forced to pay for everything just because you have a penis?

Just saying. ;)

shazamataz
May 11, 2009, 10:11 AM
Licky man/thing is back yay!

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:11 AM
Need kitty avi to help w screen

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:11 AM
First date, I will pay, and expect to pay. No problems with that. Subsequent dates, however, can and sometimes should be equal. Or I pay for dinner, you pay for activity after dinner (movie, bowling, whatever people do on dates).

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:12 AM
laughing even louder.

*cleans off screen with polka dot boxers alty removed*

that

seems

wrong

But they're cute! I love pink boxers with purple polka dots on a guy. Shows confidence in his manhood! :)

shazamataz
May 11, 2009, 10:13 AM
But they're cute! I love pink boxers with purple polka dots on a guy. Shows confidence in his manhood! :)

Try telling that to Vaughn!!
I bought him a black jacket and it had 2 pink drawstrings... he hates it lol

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:14 AM
But they're cute! I love pink boxers with purple polka dots on a guy. Shows confidence in his manhood! :)

Or colorblondness...

Oops... colorblindness...

The blondeness... can't do much about that. At least I'm pretty.

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:14 AM
First date, I will pay, and expect to pay. No problems with that. Subsequent dates, however, can and sometimes should be equal. Or I pay for dinner, you pay for activity after dinner (movie, bowling, whatever people do on dates).

When hubby and I were dating it was 50/50. I made more money then he did, besides, I don't like owing anyone anything.

No, we didn't sit down and say, okay the bill is $10.50 you owe $5.25, it was just like you said, I pay for dinner, you pay for after dinner fun. We didn't count every penny, but it was equal.

You go bowling on a date? No wonder you're single. ;)

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:15 AM
or colorblondness...

oops... colorblindness...

the blondeness... can't do much about that. at least im pretty.

You are pretty. Now come a little closer, naked man! :D

shazamataz
May 11, 2009, 10:16 AM
You go bowling on a date? No wonder you're single. ;)

I love bowling!!

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:17 AM
I didn't say I go bowling, I said "whatever you guys do after a date..." I wouldn't know... :cool:

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:17 AM
I love bowling!!!

KC meet Shaz, Shaz, KC!

Carry on... ;)

shazamataz
May 11, 2009, 10:18 AM
KC meet Shaz, Shaz, KC!

Carry on.... ;)

Lol :)

What would you do on a date Alty?

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:18 AM
Have sex...

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:19 AM
I didn't say I go bowling, I said "whatever you guys do after a date..." I wouldn't know...:cool:

I haven't been on a date in so long I have no idea what they do anymore.

Now, back in the day, when I was ahem, young, we did the movie thing, the house party thing, the sex in the back seat of the car thing. You know, teen stuff! ;)

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:20 AM
Have sex...

Hey, true, but HEY!

Did we date? :confused:

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:20 AM
I wouldn't call it a date...

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:22 AM
I wouldn't call it a date...

Now that made me giggle.

What would you call it?

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:23 AM
A moment of pure serenity.

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:24 AM
A moment of pure serenity.

Be still my heart.

Krazi
May 11, 2009, 10:25 AM
I haven't been on a date in so long I have no idea what they do anymore.

Now, back in the day, when I was ahem, young, we did the movie thing, the house party thing, the sex in the back seat of the car thing. You know, teen stuff! ;)



Sex in the movies is great!! The car thing is out unless you have a designated driver behind the wheel. House parties are still in but not as fun/safe... to many idiots out there now-a-days...

nikosmom
May 11, 2009, 10:25 AM
lol :)

What would you do on a date Alty?


I think bowling is fun Shazzy... maybe we're dorks? :confused:

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:26 AM
K that was a lot of AVI changing.

Haha..

Sarah

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:26 AM
Try telling that to Vaughn!!!
I bought him a black jacket and it had 2 pink drawstrings... he hates it lol

Asked a girl I was dating if she had some chapstick. Parched lips are bad. Slickery lips are better. So she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, I said "it doesnt matter"

Well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room I had to promptly put it away... just couldn't use it. At least not in public. Slender pink thing. With glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

Might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

Man card violation.

shazamataz
May 11, 2009, 10:27 AM
I think bowling is fun Shazzy... maybe we're dorks? :confused:

Nah Alty is the dork... bowling is for cool people :cool:

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:28 AM
asked a girl i was dating if she had some chapstick. parched lips r bad. slickery lips r better. so she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, i said "it doesnt matter"

well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room i had to promptly put it away... just couldnt use it. at least not in public. slender pink thing. with glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

man card violation.

Next time, KP, just pull out your vibrator for personal pleasure, and people will think nothing of it... ;)

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:28 AM
sex in the movies is great!!! the car thing is out unless you have a desinated driver behind the wheel. House parties are still in but not as fun/safe...to many idiots out there now-a-days....

The car thing never worked well for me, I have long legs, big boobs, bad things happen.

Sex in the movies, it's okay, but sex in the stairwell of a highrise, that was fun!

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:28 AM
Aw... I liked the other avi, sarah...

Not that there's much wrong with that one.

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:29 AM
asked a girl i was dating if she had some chapstick. parched lips r bad. slickery lips r better. so she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, i said "it doesnt matter"

well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room i had to promptly put it away... just couldnt use it. at least not in public. slender pink thing. with glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

man card violation.

I'm picturing it and the look on your face is priceless.

Not many men can pull off sparkles! :)

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:29 AM
aw... i liked the other avi, sarah...

not that theres much wrong with that one.

---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

Sarah

shazamataz
May 11, 2009, 10:30 AM
might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

man card violation.

I nearly choked on the my chocolate reading that!

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:30 AM
Next time, KP, just pull out your vibrator for personal pleasure, and people will think nothing of it...;)

No can do... that "personal" vibe belonged to a girl. Lost it when I packed up her crap and left it on the front porch.

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 10:30 AM
Ugh! Note to self, never try to instigate "that type of talk" with my fiancé... This is really starting to get annoying guys

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:31 AM
---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

Sarah

You set records weekly on changing your avi... almost gives me a headache! :mad:

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:31 AM
Nah Alty is the dork... bowling is for cool people :cool:

Bowling sucks. You wear shoes that have been worn by 2 million other people, you run down a lane throw a ball and try to knock over pins. Where's the fun in that?

Now, if they had my exes lined up like pins then I'd be a pro bowler, loving every minute of it! :)

shazamataz
May 11, 2009, 10:32 AM
You set records weekly on changing your avi...almost gives me a headache! :mad:

Awww I like a bit of change!
I get sick of seeing my same picture every day :p

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:32 AM
Ugh! Note to self, never try to instigate "that type of talk" with my fiance...This is really starting to get annoying guys

What on earth did you say?

Krazi
May 11, 2009, 10:32 AM
Elevator sex!!

Why can't I get an animated pic? [not allowed?]

Kp... glitter lip gloss??
Lmao!

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:33 AM
Awww I like a bit of change!
I get sick of seeing my same picture every day :p

Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi... the world collapses.

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:33 AM
---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

Sarah

The candid you just had up.

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:33 AM
You set records weekly on changing your avi...almost gives me a headache! :mad:

I like change.

I get bored.

What can I say.

Sarah

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:34 AM
The car thing never worked well for me, I have long legs, big boobs, bad things happen.

Sex in the movies, it's okay, but sex in the stairwell of a highrise, that was fun!

Sex in the car, the only thing the old boat cars of the 80s were good for.

Least you had some room to maneuver. Cars now a days, no way.

Road head is still optional in all vehicles and the reason not to purchase a stick shift.

shazamataz
May 11, 2009, 10:34 AM
Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi...the world collapses.

Yeah but everyone loves your avi lol
You are permitted to change it, but it must be another tiger :p

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:35 AM
The cowgirl hat and boots works jus' fine.

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:35 AM
Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi...the world collapses.

You picked it right back up again though.

There are some avi's that should never change.

Alty being another one.

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:35 AM
Yeah but everyone loves your avi lol
You are permitted to change it, but it must be another tiger :p

I don't understand why I have to have a tiger... you gals are too picky for me.

Justy, the roadhead comment is DEAD on. Stick shifts are not welcome in my line of work. Only one "stick" in the car at a time... :cool:

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 10:36 AM
All I did was try to have a little dirty talk, since she's home doing nothing and DENIED!

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:36 AM
Road head is still optional in all vehicles and the reason not to purchase a stick shift.

*sentimental sigh*... "road head"...

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:36 AM
Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi...the world collapses.

Meh. I don't mind.

Don't cave in next time you change it ;)

Sarah

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:37 AM
All I did was try to have a little dirty talk, since she's home doing nothing and DENIED!

Yup, PMS! Try again next week Rome. :)

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 10:38 AM
This has been happening for more than a week... No sex, no dirty talk. It's a stress relief for guys, and then she wonders why I'm in a bad mood

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:38 AM
Meh. I don't mind.

Don't cave in next time you change it ;)

Sarah

::covers Muddy's mouth::

Don't listen to that girl behind the curtain... :D

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:39 AM
You picked it right back up again though.

There are some avi's that should never change.

Alty being another one.

This wasn't always my avy. I had a really creepy bug, a bunny, whipgirl, some sort of animal that everyone thought was a rat.

I like this avy because it looks very similar to a picture I had done once.

No, it's not me. Dream on! :)

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:39 AM
This has been happening for more than a week...No sex, no dirty talk. It's a stress relief for guys, and then she wonders why I'm in a bad mood

Well Rome, we'll talk dirty to you, will that help? :)

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:40 AM
::covers Muddy's mouth::

Don't listen to that girl behind the curtain... :D

Licks Justy's hand.

Sarah

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:40 AM
This has been happening for more than a week...No sex, no dirty talk. It's a stress relief for guys, and then she wonders why I'm in a bad mood

It's stress relief for women also. I am a bear when it's been too long.

Get naked and play solo in front of her, or let her 'catch' you.

It should do the trick.

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:40 AM
*sentimental sigh*... "road head"...

I think we need details KP! :)

shazamataz
May 11, 2009, 10:40 AM
That'd be right... it starts getting dirty when I have to go to bed :p

Goodnight all!

:)

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:41 AM
Licks Justy's hand.

Sarah

OCD kicking in... Must fight it, must fight it... I will be back, I have to wash my hands. :p

::runs away::

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:41 AM
It's stress relief for women also. I am a bear when it's been too long.

Get naked and play solo in front of her, or let her 'catch' you.

It should do the trick.

Depending on the girl, that could go downhill fast Justy!

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:42 AM
That'd be right... it starts getting dirty when I have to go to bed :p

Goodnight all!

:)

Night Shazzy, sweet dreams! :D

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:42 AM
It's stress relief for women also. I am a bear when it's been too long.

Get naked and play solo in front of her, or let her 'catch' you.

It should do the trick.

---are you "allowed" to watch porn Rome?

Why don't you let her catch you choking your jimmy to that..

Just a thought.

Sarah

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:42 AM
Depending on the girl, that could go downhill fast Justy!

Agreed. I have NEVER dated a girl that would have been cool with walking in on that situation...

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 10:42 AM
By the time she'd realize I'd be done. When we first met, it used to happen A LOT! Now, it's like ordering a chess set in the mail, I get a piece every 4 to 6 weeks but no idea what shape it will be in.

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:42 AM
That'd be right... it starts getting dirty when I have to go to bed :p

Goodnight all!

:)

Night Shazzy.

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 10:43 AM
I'm allowed to watch porn, she's not like some of the people on the boards where their spouse can't do anything but I don't even think that would do the trick. It's really frustrating, because at 22 I'm at my peak!

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:44 AM
Agreed. I have NEVER dated a girl that would have been cool with walking in on that situation...

::raises hand::

Wouldn't bother me.. never has.

Sarah

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 10:44 AM
It makes me feel like I have a complex, like maybe I stopped being attractive to her or something

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:45 AM
Depending on the girl, that could go downhill fast Justy!

True, I have only witnessed our countless threads about how that's NOT ALLOWED.

It's cheating or something similar... I don't really get it.

Never mind, Rome. You just have to suffer in silence. ;)

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:45 AM
::raises hand::

wouldn't bother me.. never has.

Sarah

Wow... I don't know if I would even be comfortable doing something like that. Just seems like a private deal. I mean, if I wanted help, I would ask... maybe I am just a baby...

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 10:46 AM
I couldn't do it in front of anyone either Kc, so we must be big babies together

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:46 AM
It makes me feel like I have a complex, like maybe I stopped being attractive to her or something

You know that's not it, she's just got a lot on her mind right now.

You know the answer, talk to her, tell her you're going crazy, that you need some attention before you go insane.

She loves you, but she's not a mind reader.

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:47 AM
Speaking of sex in cars talk...

Years ago, fourth of July, at a big amusement park...

Fireworks were winding down and the girlfriend and I went to the lot to try to get out before the traffic got bad. Well, too late... everybody else beat us to it, so we decided to crawl in the back and fool around.

Was an old jeep cherokee with dark tinted windowsm seats folded flat, and wouldn't you know it... what luck... always a couple of blankets conveniently available.

So were fooling around, mostly half naked and just getting the rush off doing it in a parking lot... there was traffic, but I was parked at a pretty secluded edge with decent privacy (wonder if that was planned)...

So we're having a blast when all of a sudden there's a light "thump", like something hit the car, then a pause, then the sound of water falling. I thought when the thump hit we were busted, but there was no flashlight or knocking or talking. Just the water.

Well... apparently that secluded spot looked just like the right place for some drunk guy to be able to lean and pi$$. One hand on my car. One hand on his, well, you know. And him pi$$ing over my back tire.

Mood killer? Yeah.

I might have wanted to kick his arse if I didn't have a half naked girl beside me. Fight with a drunk who is probably not tucked and zipped or laugh with the cute girl with her top off.

I'm not the smartest boy, but I'm not dumb enough to make the wrong choice there... even tho' it pretty much ended the mashing. We laughed all the way home.

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:47 AM
Wow...I don't know if I would even be comfortable doing something like that. Just seems like a private deal. I mean, if I wanted help, I would ask...maybe I am just a baby...

I love watching and participating, but I do think that men are typically uncomfortable doing it for an audience.

But I bet you wouldn't mind watch a women play solo.

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 10:47 AM
I told her, all she says is "she's sorry"

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:48 AM
Wow...I don't know if I would even be comfortable doing something like that. Just seems like a private deal. I mean, if I wanted help, I would ask...maybe I am just a baby...

Really. Hmm.

I don't know I mean if your having sex with me then why can't you masturbate in front of me-- it's not like I'm going to be watching you go but if it happens then whatever, don't have to go and lock yourself in a room and jump if I walk in like a dirty old man...

Meh, that's just me..

Sarah

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:49 AM
I love watching and participating, but I do think that men are typically uncomfortable doing it for an audience.

But I bet you wouldn't mind watch a women play solo.

Entirely different situation. The awkwardness of some 6"-12" stick just sitting there being pounded on isn't like a finger in a hole. Just totally different.

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:49 AM
I told her, all she says is "she's sorry"

'She's sorry', ugh, that comes across like 'oh, well'.

That sucks.

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:49 AM
KC, Rome, you're not babies, you're just young.

Masterbating in front of your partner can be really hot! Tell me it doesn't turn you on to watch a girl get herself off. Don't lie, be honest!

It's the same for girls (not all). Watching a guy get himself to orgasm, uber hot!

Maybe I'm just old though. KP, your thoughts. :)

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:50 AM
Really. Hmm.

I don't know I mean if your having sex with me then why can't you masturbate infront of me-- it's not like I'm going to be watching you go but if it happens then whatever, don't have to go and lock yourself in a room and jump if I walk in like a dirty old man...

Meh, that's just me..

Sarah

Guess we will just have to find out the hard way... :cool: ;)

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 10:50 AM
She was molested as a child and then again as a teen, as a teen it was her own cousin, so I can understand her hesitations. But she refuses to go to therapy and talk about it, which is what I think would be the best solution. Her anti-depressants, she's not taking anymore. Ahhh I'm at a loss

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:51 AM
Guess we will just have to find out the hard way...:cool: ;)

Agreed.

Sarah

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:52 AM
Entirely different situation. The awkwardness of some 6"-12" stick just sitting there being pounded on isn't like a finger in a hole. Just totally different.

It's not a different situation.

To be honest though, ALL men masterbate different (like females) so the benefits of masterbating in front of a partner are too great to pass up the opportunity.

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 10:53 AM
I do better at masturbating for a girl rather than for myself.

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:54 AM
self help with a girl nibbling on your ears and neck is good stuff.

sure, id rather have her more engaged and in the moment, and its never been the prime activity in any relationship, but I don't have a problem "problem solving" if she doesn't have a problem distracting me.

I think it comes from the fact I think its sexy when a girl self stims during sex. Its one of the most useful things I've seen a woman do to drive herself over the top, and I've never thought it wrong or strange or out of place.

think its sexy as sin if a girl feels herself up when you are going down on her or reaches down to self stim while inside her. So... self help with peripheral stim from a girl can be intense.

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:54 AM
She was molested as a child and then again as a teen, as a teen it was her own cousin, so I can understand her hesitations. but she refuses to go to therapy and talk about it, which is what I think would be the best solution. Her anti-depressants, she's not taking anymore. Ahhh I'm at a loss

OMG Rome, you are dating me!

Sweetie, if she ever wants someone to talk to about this, I've been there, done that, wrote the book, you name it. Sometimes it helps to talk to someone you don't know and don't have to face.

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 10:56 AM
self help with a girl nibbling on your ears and neck is good stuff.

Same for women, I love playing solo once in awhile, with the encouragement.

Just changes, you need after too many years...

You come up and try anything and everything...

Where do you think oil wrestling was invented... :D

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 10:56 AM
self help with a girl nibbling on your ears and neck is good stuff.

sure, id rather have her more engaged and in the moment, and its never been the prime activity in any relationship, but i dont have a problem "problem solving" if she doesnt have a problem distracting me.

i think it comes from the fact i think its sexy when a girl self stims during sex. its one of the most useful things ive seen a woman do to drive herself over the top, and ive never thought it wrong or strange or out of place.

think its sexy as sin if a girl feels herself up when you are going down on her or reaches down to self stim while inside her. so... self help with peripheral stim from a girl can be intense.

If I could give you 100 greenies this would be the time.

Sarah

Alty
May 11, 2009, 10:58 AM
self help with a girl nibbling on your ears and neck is good stuff.

sure, id rather have her more engaged and in the moment, and its never been the prime activity in any relationship, but i dont have a problem "problem solving" if she doesnt have a problem distracting me.

i think it comes from the fact i think its sexy when a girl self stims during sex. its one of the most useful things ive seen a woman do to drive herself over the top, and ive never thought it wrong or strange or out of place.

think its sexy as sin if a girl feels herself up when you are going down on her or reaches down to self stim while inside her. so... self help with peripheral stim from a girl can be intense.

And once again I'm horny because of KP! Ahhhhhh! My God you have a way with words. Seriously, KP, you wouldn't even have to touch me, just talk to me and I'd be over the edge.

Sigh.

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 10:59 AM
If I could give you 100 greenies this would be the time.

Biggest smile of the day, so far

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 10:59 AM
I have been trying to get her to go to counseling but she refuses and just clams up when it's brought up. I'm like at my wits end with it, I have no idea what to do about it, I want to help her but she won't let me

Alty
May 11, 2009, 11:01 AM
Entirely different situation. The awkwardness of some 6"-12" stick just sitting there being pounded on isn't like a finger in a hole. Just totally different.

Just have to say, 6"-12"? :D

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 11:01 AM
What makes it even worse is that we went out to Cali this past Christmas, and I had to look the person who did this in the fracking face and couldn't say or hit him! That was so hard for me, no one knows about it but her(in her family)

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 11:03 AM
I have been trying to get her to go to counseling but she refuses and just clams up when it's brought up. I'm like at my wits end with it, I have no idea what to do about it, I want to help her but she won't let me

What advice would you give yourself in your situation?

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 11:05 AM
Honestly I don't know. She needs to talk to someone though and she refuses to. It's so bad that I am at the point where I could very well say "talk or I walk" and it's hard because I really do love her but she clams up and will not talk about it to anyone

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 11:09 AM
Hmmm... its just true.

Two of my most intense memories sexually didn't involve my having sex, getting an orgasm, or even getting my pants off.

One time was when a lover got herself off, without any cl!toral play and no penetration. She told me what she wanted... mostly neck and breast play with lips... and it was awesome... "suck harder" or "bite lightly" was great to hear. And he ran her hands over her arse, sucked on her finger. When that orgasm hit it was just great to witness.

Other time was just "dry grinding"... first time id gotten her into her bedroom, first time her bare chest was against my skin, and we never made it do the middle of that big, huge bed. When that orgasm hit her it just stopped the world. And then she shook. And shook.

And I completely diluted the moment... because after a little bit I honestly couldn't tell if she was OK. So I ask "are you ok?"... nothing... and again "are you ok?"... and she barely gets out "yes", but she meant to say

"SHUT THE FKCU UP AND LET ME ENJOY THIS GREAT ORGASM, YOU IDIOT!"

Oops...

Don't know why, but those two moments were great... kind of like oral, where you make it all about the other persons pleasure... but one step removed. Maybe even more "selfless"?. not that being somewhat selfish in bed is completely a bad thing.

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 11:14 AM
Totally off topic but.

Mother in law when your rearrange the words come out to be Woman Hitler.

Giggles.

Sarah

nikosmom
May 11, 2009, 11:22 AM
Dammit- I've been too busy today to hang out. :( :(

And I've got some needs that need 'tending to... :(

Justwantfair
May 11, 2009, 11:28 AM
Honestly I don't know. She needs to talk to someone though and she refuses to. It's so bad that I am at the point where I could very well say "talk or I walk" and it's hard because I really do love her but she clams up and will not talk about it to anyone

Maybe knowing how you truly feel would help her face it.

Definitely a hard situation, but it's not one you can fix alone.

We have seen that all too often.

Alty
May 11, 2009, 11:34 AM
"SHUT THE FKCU UP AND LET ME ENJOY THIS GREAT ORGASM, YOU IDIOT!"

If I had room in my sig line this would be going in! :)

kp2171
May 11, 2009, 11:38 AM
Sarah,

Just saw your post...

YouTube - "Ooh Girl!" - An Honest R&B Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc&feature=channel)
From
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/amhd-funniest-videos-339660.html

Cleanup on aisle nine. Sooooo funny.

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 11:46 AM
sarah,

just saw your post...

YouTube - "Ooh Girl!" - An Honest R&B Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc&feature=channel)
from
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/amhd-funniest-videos-339660.html

cleanup on aisle nine. sooooo funny.

LOL

Forgot about that...

I have a few others but not sure if I want to post them ;)

Sarah

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 12:04 PM
Meh... what a boring day!

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 12:07 PM
I wish mine was boring, mine is eventful as heck!

Alty
May 11, 2009, 12:09 PM
I'm hungry!

Just saying.

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 12:11 PM
I wish mine was boring, mine is eventful as heck!

Oh Rome. I hope things get better between you and your fiancé pronto...

4th of July is coming up; maybe you should plan something special?

EDIT:: CRAP. Got my months wrong.. May JUNE July... haha

Sarah

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 12:19 PM
I just don't know what to do, how much longer I can take her being emotionally closed off

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 12:28 PM
I just don't know what to do, how much longer I can take her being emotionally closed off

Have you told her that ↑

Sarah

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 12:29 PM
I think her and I are going to sit down tonight(whether she likes it or not) and put it all out there and then I will have a really tough decision to make

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 12:36 PM
Yes you should Rome.

Remember no "you" "you" "you" more we, we, we..

No need to tell the guy with a gazillion greenies how to communicate ;)

Sarah

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 12:38 PM
Ha ha

Awl you're making me blush.

I am going to tell her that we need to come to some type of agreement, some type of way to resolve the issue we have right now. I hope she's willing to work on it, if not I might have to take my own advice that I give daily here, it's always the hardest to take your own advice.

kctiger
May 11, 2009, 12:41 PM
Yeah, it is hard to take your own advice... agree totally.

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 12:42 PM
I am going to tell her that we need to come to some type of agreement, some type of way to resolve the issue we have right now. I hope she's willing to work on it, if not I might have to take my own advice that I give daily here, it's always the hardest to take your own advice.

Well goodluck to you.

When it comes to "those" types of conversations it's best to keep it short. I'd say 1/2 hour at most-- unless you want a snowball effect and have everything unravel like a ball of yarn [DARN two idioms].

Well.. be direct Rome- have everything you want to say written down until you see her [I forget stuff and then I'm like DARN wish I remembered to say ______].

We'll be here to dry those man tears.
Sarah

Alty
May 11, 2009, 12:43 PM
Ha ha

Awl you're making me blush.

I am going to tell her that we need to come to some type of agreement, some type of way to resolve the issue we have right now. I hope she's willing to work on it, if not I might have to take my own advice that I give daily here, it's always the hardest to take your own advice.

Ain't that the truth. I can dish it, but it's really hard to take it. ;)

You're doing what's best for you Rome, you cannot be expected to live like this forever, that's not fair, that's not a relationship, that's not give and take.

You're a strong guy, you're a sweet guy, you know what to do, you'll do it, and no matter what the outcome, you'll go on, you'll be okay.

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 12:46 PM
I hope she decides to get help, even if it's talking to me. It will hurt me to hear what she has gone through but if it even helps a little finally telling someone what happened, I'll gladly put that weight on my shoulders

Alty
May 11, 2009, 12:50 PM
I hope she decides to get help, even if it's talking to me. It will hurt me to hear what she has gone through but if it even helps a little finally telling someone what happened, I'll gladly put that weight on my shoulders

I hope she does too Rome, I really do. Not only for you but for her too, she needs to get this off her shoulders.

If she'd rather talk to a stranger, or a group of us, maybe you could talk her into joining AMHD. You know what kind of advice she'd get. Maybe it would help to hear it from people that don't know her.

Just a thought. :)

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 12:51 PM
I agree with Alty.. She doesn't have to tell people that she's Rome's GF/Fiance/--w/e

Sarah

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 12:53 PM
I am going to have her read Alten's post and see what she thinks, and maybe try to talk her into posting her own story. Or at least writing it down on paper to get it out.

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 12:55 PM
Write it down, scream it, cry it out-- as long as it's out.

Sarah

Alty
May 11, 2009, 12:58 PM
I am going to have her read Alten's post and see what she thinks, and maybe try to talk her into posting her own story. or at least writing it down on paper to get it out.

Writing it out really helps, even if she doesn't share it with anyone.

I just happened to write mine for everyone to read. I needed the feedback, the confirmation that I can be who I am even though I was who I was (did that make sense)?

Maybe buy her a journal, a really pretty one with pink flowers on it (buy two, send one to me ;)) someplace to write down everything she feels she can't speak of outloud. Then, if she wants to share it, she can.

Romefalls19
May 11, 2009, 01:00 PM
Like all I have going on in my head is the new Daughtry song "no surprise" because after the talk, if she doesn't decide to change or make some type of effort, then that's what it's going to come to and it shouldn't come as a surprise

Alty
May 11, 2009, 01:07 PM
Like all I have going on in my head is the new Daughtry song "no surprise" because after the talk, if she doesn't decide to change or make some type of effort, then that's what it's going to come to and it shouldn't come as a surprise

She must know that you aren't happy Rome, so it probably won't be a surprise.

I imagine this isn't the first time you two have talked about this, but she has to realize that this is the last time, that the buck stops here, it's time to fish or cut bait.

mudweiser
May 11, 2009, 01:14 PM
Umm don't you mean Theory Of A Deadman?

♪Well it ain't no surprise
That you'd turn me on and leave♪

Sarah

none12345
May 11, 2009, 02:20 PM
Umm don't you mean Theory Of A Deadman?

♪Well it ain't no surprise
That you'd turn me on and leave♪

Sarah

Nope No Surprise is off daughtry's new album, heard them perform it the first time on american idol and I have to say its pretty good =P

But yah Theory of a deadman has that song too. Lols

liz28
May 11, 2009, 04:58 PM
This is similar to this Boom Boom Pow room I was in today. Nice thread Muddy!

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 05:51 AM
Happy Tuesday dudes and dudets!

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 05:52 AM
Happy Tuesday to you good sir, happy Tuesday to all the ladies around as well

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 06:03 AM
Rome, how did the talk go with the fiancé? Did you end up sitting down together?

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 06:07 AM
Yea we did, it was a lot more of the stress on her mind that I didn't know she was holding in. On Saturday, our oldest had a tee ball game, well her ex's mom and sister came and started saying things about my fiancé having to work and his sister said "Wow, great mother, doesn't even show up to support her child" and it really hurt my fiancé because she has to work because he's not paying ANY child support at all and hasn't ever. And it made my fiancé feel like she was a bad mother for not being there for our oldest. She finally let it out and she cried for almost and hour and a half because she feels like she's always doing the wrong thing and feels bad about it.

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 06:10 AM
It seems pretty unfair of her ex's parents to be judging her... from what I remember, they didn't raise a little angel did they? :cool:

You two will be fine. Truthfully, a way needs to be established to where the ex's family isn't a part of her life (I realize they will be apart of the children's lives). I wouldn't want people around me that bring me down. As soon as you start judging the ability of parenting from another person, you had best make sure you look at yourself first.

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 06:15 AM
That's what I said, in my family, we don't hold our tongues for no one. And for the past year I've been taking the high road, but when you insult my fiancé like that, in front of me. I was like the guy from Gladiator "Unleash hell" and I just said "well maybe if your son and brother paid child support she wouldn't have to work every Saturday." and they were taken aback by it. My fiancé has told them off since then and said they are not to be involved in her life anymore, if they come to the games then they are to be quiet and watch them, not causing problems. If they do, I have a friend who's a police officer that has said he will come and escort them.

If they try to say stuff to me then we will see a side of Rome that nobody wants to be on. I've held my tongue for too long and my fiancé said if they say anything, I can unleash the beast and she will have my back 110%

nikosmom
May 12, 2009, 06:21 AM
Hey boys,

Rome glad you talked with your fiancé about things. It's a tough road and especially when there are children that must be shielded from the nonsense. The thing is that we as adults have to protect them which often means we have to keep things bottled up so the kids don't see it. I'm guilty of that at times too and sometimes I break down. It startles my son when he sees mommy cry or upset. So I try to hide it. But we all have a breaking point and it just seems like your fiancé is there.

Kc, are you in better spirits than yesterday? Hope you're well-rested.

I think I'm busybusybusy today. :(

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 06:25 AM
Yea, she has been dealing with a lot from that family. When she lived there, they gave her so many restrictions it was like dating a 16 year old. She was 25 and they gave her a curfew of 12(even when they didn't watch the girls) she had to do all the cleaning around the house, provide for the girls with no help from the father and now that she's living with me(after his sister and her had it out over his sister mouthing off about her), since then it's been constant stuff being said about how she's not doing the right thing, she needs to be with their father to be a family, and just tons of things telling her she's doing wrong.

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 06:46 AM
Yes Nikos, I am in a much better mood today than I was yesterday, although I am a bit hungover... can't be perfect huh?

nikosmom
May 12, 2009, 06:50 AM
Yes Nikos, I am in a much better mood today than I was yesterday, although I am a bit hungover...can't be perfect huh?

Hungover on a Tuesday?? :eek:
You're a wild man.

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 06:55 AM
Wild... not really. Seems I get more wild during the week than I do on the weekends... weird, I know.

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 07:14 AM
Yeah I was at KC's last night... it was WILD!

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/buzzerbeater/drunk.jpg

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 07:15 AM
I told that dude to get out of my shower... :cool:

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 07:16 AM
You took that picture of me! I didn't think you would post it!

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 07:20 AM
Morning everyone.

It is so good to hear that you and your fiancé got that one on one chat. Communication is key. I bet you are relived and happy some of the weight must be lifted. Maybe even if there wasn't any 'Boom Boom' sounds like there was probably a lot of comfort time.

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 07:22 AM
Ha ha there was a lot of comfort time, and some boom boom. I think she needed to get that weight off her shoulders. I told her she needs to be more open and that if she can't be open with me than the relationship won't work. She agreed and said she will try to be more open but it won't be a over night change as she's not used to someone being there for her all the time. I told her I didn't expect an over night change, just an effort.

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 07:26 AM
I am so excited and relived for you.

Glad things are looking up.

Maintaining the lawn is so much work! :D

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 07:28 AM
Lol yep it is. We have a free night Friday we are spending together. The girls are going to their grand parents house for the night, so we will be going to a Chinese Auction, then I might think of something special to do for her. No idea what though

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 07:28 AM
A Chinese Auction? You can still buy Chinese people in Jersey Rome?

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 07:29 AM
You took that picture of me! I didn't think you would post it!

Sorry Rome but what gets snapped when drunk gets posted on the internet!
:p

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 07:32 AM
Sorry Rome but what gets snapped when drunk gets posted on the internet!
:p

Good thing a camera wasn't in my bedroom... eh Justy? :cool:

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 07:32 AM
What the heck is a Chinese Auction?

What happened to dinner and the movies??

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 07:33 AM
Good thing a camera wasn't in my bedroom...eh Justy? :cool:

Well since you spent most of your time on the bottom, I think I am the one that would need to sweat the camara... hope it got me good side. ;)

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 07:35 AM
Well since you spent most of your time on the bottom, I think I am the one that would need to sweat the camara... hope it got me good side. ;)

Aww damn, I always forget to check the bedroom!

nikosmom
May 12, 2009, 07:36 AM
Maintaining the lawn is so much work! :D

Are you talking about grass or something else? :eek:

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 07:36 AM
Seems the only pick I can find is of the top of your head Justy... ZING... Giggity, giggity, gig!

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 07:37 AM
Ha ha! My mom wants us to go, so we are going with her. I asked the same question if we could buy Chinese people there, sadly you cannot. It's what some call a silent auction, you put tickets in prizes you want and then they pick out numbers and if they call your number, you win the prize.

She's from California and has never been to one of these things, I live in Jersey and also have never been. So we are going together, I'd rather go to a bar but hey, I'll pick my battles

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 07:37 AM
Seems the only pick I can find is of the top of your head Justy...ZING...Giggity, giggity, gig!

You got that picture too? I thought it was just me last night, ah well... might good if you ask me

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 07:38 AM
Are you talking about grass or something else?? :eek:

I am lawnless. So that is very easy maintenance. :eek:

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 07:39 AM
Seems the only pick I can find is of the top of your head Justy...ZING...Giggity, giggity, gig!

Well hopefully she caught a good pick of that face you were making when... O O O OOO :p

nikosmom
May 12, 2009, 07:40 AM
What the heck is a Chinese Auction?


Has anybody answered this yet?
Maybe I'm just old. Must be some new fandangled slang the kids use. :(

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 07:40 AM
Well hopefully she caught a good pick of that face you were making when... O O O OOO :p

Wipe your mouth off please... :cool:

nikosmom
May 12, 2009, 07:41 AM
I am lawnless. So that is very easy maintenance. :eek:

And still... are we talking about grass or something else? :confused:

I have grass to mow this evening... green grass. Dandelions and all.

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 07:46 AM
And still... are we talking about grass or something else?? :confused:

I have grass to mow this evening... green grass. Dandelions and all.

First time I was referring to the grass is always greener on the other side...

Second time, I wasn't referring to a green lawn... I was more referring to a 'lawn'... kindof thing...

Caught up yet?? :D

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 07:46 AM
And still... are we talking about grass or something else?? :confused:

I have grass to mow this evening... green grass. Dandelions and all.

Yuck, did mine with a push mower last week.

Or a razor an hour ago, depends what sort of lawn it is.

I'm confused :confused:

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 07:47 AM
Someone wake Muddy up... apparently she had a bit too much fun at our party... some people can't handle their alcohol..

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 07:48 AM
wipe your mouth off please...:cool:

19696

Yummy!

nikosmom
May 12, 2009, 07:56 AM
First time I was referring to the grass is always greener on the other side...

Second time, I wasn't referring to a green lawn... I was more referring to a 'lawn'... kindof thing...

Caught up yet??? :D

Yea. :o

I didn't know if I'd missed something.

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 07:58 AM
Yea. :o

I didn't know if I'd missed something.

It's OK my lawn maintenance is a waxing plan.

Then at home I leave that lawn work to him and the kids. I do the laundry and I do some garden.

nikosmom
May 12, 2009, 07:58 AM
And have we found out what a Chinese Auction is yet?

I'm lost today... guess I shouldn't let work interfere with my AMHD time. :mad:

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 07:59 AM
I had to look it up lol

Chinese auction - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_auction)

Alty
May 12, 2009, 08:08 AM
Morning kids!

Boom boom going on here in the Alty house, sadly it's my head! :(

Rome, I'm glad you and your fiancé talked sounds like you got a lot of stuff out in the open. That's great! :)

KC, move over, I have a hangover too. Stop hogging the bathroom!

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 08:09 AM
Ha ha, yes that is what it is. I feel it will be a rip roar of a good time.(not) but, the wife and mother would like to go, and sadly I had two choices, decide to go or not go and then hear about it for the next few weeks about how I never want to do anything

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 08:10 AM
Hey Alty...
Want to see the pics I took from last night... there are some doozies of you :p

Alty
May 12, 2009, 08:11 AM
Ha ha, yes that is what it is. I feel it will be a rip roar of a good time.(not) but, the wife and mother would like to go, and sadly I had two choices, decide to go or not go and then hear about it for the next few weeks about how I never want to do anything

Go, say "yes dear" smile like you mean it and all will be fine. :)

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 08:11 AM
Yea Alten, we got a lot out there and it really took a lot off each others shoulders and helped clear the air. She held a lot inside about the ex's family and how it was affecting her. Overall I was very pleased with the talk and how everything worked out.

Alty
May 12, 2009, 08:11 AM
Hey Alty...
Wanna see the pics I took from last night... there are some doozies of you :p

Not again! :eek:

Okay, bring it on!

Alty
May 12, 2009, 08:12 AM
Yea Alten, we got a lot out there and it really took a lot off of each others shoulders and helped clear the air. She held a lot inside about the ex's family and how it was affecting her. Overall I was very pleased with the talk and how everything worked out.

I'm so happy for you Rome. See, communication! ;)

It's never a good idea to hold things in, they tend to be a lot worse once they finally come out. I should know.

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 08:13 AM
Not again! :eek:

Okay, bring it on!

You were a baaaaaaaaad girl Alty... and this was before KC and Rome ganged up on you! :eek:

http://sororitysecrets.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/drunk-girl.jpg

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 08:14 AM
Hey, she nodded yes. That was consent!

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 08:15 AM
Hey, she nodded yes. That was consent!

I think that was her head bobbing up and down in the punch bowl :p

Alty
May 12, 2009, 08:17 AM
Shaz, I have a much nicer arse then that, bigger boobs and brown hair!

Nope, not me, I can prove it! :)

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 08:21 AM
Ok well you post a picture of you in the same position wearing the same "clothes" and I will decide if it's you or not :p

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 08:22 AM
She sure did feel like you... :cool:

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 08:24 AM
She sure did feel like you...:cool:

Well played KC, well played


I agree, she sure felt like Alty. I'd remember the back of her head anywhere

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 08:29 AM
Well guys.. I'll be back in about half an hour... got to develop some more photos...

Till then... ta-ta!



(ok so I'm going to bake some cookies :( not as exciting)

Alty
May 12, 2009, 08:32 AM
She sure did feel like you...:cool:

Um, ah, speechless! :eek:

Alty
May 12, 2009, 08:33 AM
Well played KC, well played


I agree, she sure felt like Alty. I'd remember the back of her head anywhere

I remember your head anywhere too. Oops. :p

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 08:33 AM
Um, ah, speechless! :eek:

First for everything huh?

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 08:34 AM
I remember your head anywhere too. Oops. :p

That's because it was EVERYWHERE..


It's like Visa, everywhere YOU want to be

Alty
May 12, 2009, 08:36 AM
First for everything huh?

Ha, ha! Or, as you would say, giggity, giggity! :D

Alty
May 12, 2009, 08:37 AM
That's because it was EVERYWHERE..


It's like Visa, everywhere YOU want to be

Is that why my butt's bruised again? :eek:

Bad boys. I love them! :D

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 08:39 AM
I figured once one cheeked healed you'd be fine for another

Alty
May 12, 2009, 08:48 AM
I figured once one cheeked healed you'd be fine for another

It was the same cheek Rome!

Ouch, ouch, ouch. I can't sit down!

Mean boys. ;)

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 08:50 AM
For what you will be doing, no need to sit down

Alty
May 12, 2009, 09:01 AM
For what you will be doing, no need to sit down

LOL! Good one! Actually, I had something else in mind, requires you kneeling, so I hope your knees are okay. Stretch first if you need to. :D

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 09:02 AM
My knees will always be good. I get nice pain medication from the hockey doc to help that one out

Alty
May 12, 2009, 09:16 AM
My knees will always be good. I get nice pain medication from the hockey doc to help that one out

Well then, down on your knees young man, you have work to do. ;)

Side note, same basic topic, why do they call it a blowjob? Because it's work! :p

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 09:22 AM
Side note, same basic topic, why do they call it a blowjob? Because it's work! :p

All the way up until 'it' blows!

Alty
May 12, 2009, 09:23 AM
All the way up until 'it' blows!!

Thar she blows!

I had to say it! ;)

Alty
May 12, 2009, 09:24 AM
Where did KC go? KC dear, come back! :)

I see Oscarlicous watching. Hi Oscar! :)

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 09:24 AM
KC is still here... lurking

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 09:26 AM
I just don't feel like working today... I know I should be.

I am so fed up with attorneys, I have never met such a sleazy bunch of people...

Money, Money, Money... that's there heads.

An attorney here was wanting to charge $2500.00 to assist his 'friend' with a 11-14 traffic ticket!

Ummm, I can do that and it's free!

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 09:27 AM
KC is still here...lurking

I love when you are lurking. ;)

Exhibitionism here I go...

You looking for a popsicle contest or a dance or a finger play?

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 09:28 AM
All of the above.

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 09:31 AM
::shaking finger::

Ut, ut, uh... you have to be choosey. You can't have it all... yet.

Right now, you are only being teased. ;)

Alty
May 12, 2009, 09:32 AM
KC is still here...lurking

Well come on in. Justy and I can handle all the guys, can't we Justy? ;)

That sounded bad. :o

Alty
May 12, 2009, 09:33 AM
My head hurts. What exactly did I drink last night boys?

Justy. Tonight you have to come with me to the party, I need a supervisor/chaperone/friend to hold my hair while I'm puking. You in?

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 09:36 AM
My head hurts. What exactly did I drink last night boys?

Justy. Tonight you have to come with me to the party, I need a supervisor/chaperone/friend to hold my hair while I'm puking. You in?

Well then who holds my hair whilst I puke??

Chaperones don't get to get drunk and dance naked on the table tops... if you got drunk with me, I would have you rethinking your 'boy team' theory... :D :eek:

Alty
May 12, 2009, 09:42 AM
Well then who holds my hair whilst I puke???

Chaperones don't get to get drunk and dance naked on the table tops... if you got drunk with me, I would have you rethinking your 'boy team' theory... :D :eek:

Dang! Now I'm afraid of you. ;)

Okay, maybe NM or Shazzy should chaperone. :D

Rethinking the "boy team" theory? I don't know. I love boys, boys are fun, they have all the right parts in all the right places. Girls, well, I've got all that equipment, it's no fun playing with something you see every day, unless of course it's your own. ;)

Never played on the "girl team" always wondered a little bit though. After all, we gals know what other gals like, where all the buttons are, so you, the thought has crossed my mind, but I just love boys too much.

Give me boys! :)

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 09:47 AM
Dang! Now I'm afraid of you. ;)

Okay, maybe NM or Shazzy should chaperone. :D

Rethinking the "boy team" theory? I don't know. I love boys, boys are fun, they have all the right parts in all the right places. Girls, well, I've got all that equipment, it's no fun playing with something you see every day, unless of course it's your own. ;)

Never played on the "girl team" always wondered a little bit though. After all, we gals know what other gals like, where all the buttons are, so ya, the thought has crossed my mind, but I just love boys too much.

Give me boys! :)

No worries Alty.

I am not asking you to permanently switch teams. :D

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 09:51 AM
What are we chaperoning now? :eek:

Alty
May 12, 2009, 09:52 AM
No worries Alty.

I am not asking you to permenantly switch teams. :D

LMAO! Good to know. :p

I'm here for a good time, not a long time... :D

Are the boys still lurking? Waiting with open jaws to see what happens?

Should we give them something to watch Justy? A little sumpin sumpin to get their blood boiling?

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 09:53 AM
I would be happy to join in...

kp2171
May 12, 2009, 09:56 AM
My head hurts. What exactly did I drink last night boys?

I think sarah was passing out "three wise men" shots...

Least that's what the police report said

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 09:57 AM
i think sarah was passing out "three wise men" shots...

least thats what the police report said

Sarah hasn't even recovered from her hangover, she is still missing.

Alty
May 12, 2009, 09:57 AM
I would be happy to join in...

Can you handle two women KC? Two experienced women? You may not survive this. Is it worth it?

Come on over, we'll try to be gentle, but no promises. :cool:

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 09:58 AM
Sarah is still in my bed... :cool:

As far as handling you two... well, I didn't plan on doing the handling... that is up to you gals.

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 09:59 AM
I would be happy to join in...


::shaking finger::

ut, ut, uh... you have to be choosey. You can't have it all... yet.

Right now, you are only being teased. ;)

Reinstating previous comment. :D

Alty
May 12, 2009, 09:59 AM
i think sarah was passing out "three wise men" shots...

least thats what the police report said

"three wise men" shots? I'm so old, what does that consist of?

Police report! :eek:

And there goes the mother of the year award again. :(

Alty
May 12, 2009, 10:00 AM
Sarah is still in my bed...:cool:

As far as handling you two...well, I didn't plan on doing the handling...that is up to you gals.

So, you just want to watch do you? Are you bringing popcorn and a video camera?

Are you inviting any of your friends? Should we charge admission? :)

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 10:01 AM
I am a father of two, no admission for me. I get a write off, but I still want to watch... With popcorn

kp2171
May 12, 2009, 10:02 AM
"three wise men" shots? I'm so old, what does that consist of?

Her post
Ask Me Help Desk - View Single Post - Your worst sexual experience. (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/1727750-post104.html)

The link
Three Wise Men shot drink recipes (http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/475/)

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
God save all of you when Sarah reads this...

And how the heck are you typing with Sarah in the bed... it'd be shaking about too much!

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
And there goes the mother of the year award again. :(

On Mother's Day, when we were all eating I went to go look for a soda.

My daughter is on the back porch, I said 'Wow, you ate really fast.', she said 'we're eating?? What?'... LOL, oops, I didn't even remember to feed both of my children before going to get a plate, sit down and eat...

I lost my Mother of the Year award ON Mother's Day!

Alty
May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
I am a father of two, no admission for me. I get a write off, but I still want to watch...With popcorn

The popcorn is $5 a bag, a chair to sit in will cost you $3 and taking the blind fold off will cost you $10.

Gratuities not included. :D

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
her post
Ask Me Help Desk - View Single Post - Your worst sexual experience. (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/1727750-post104.html)

the link
Three Wise Men shot drink recipes (http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/475/)

That sounds yukky :eek:

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 10:04 AM
her post
Ask Me Help Desk - View Single Post - Your worst sexual experience. (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/1727750-post104.html)

the link
Three Wise Men shot drink recipes (http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/475/)

That drink sounds lethal... holy cow! What is she thinking??

Alty
May 12, 2009, 10:04 AM
her post
Ask Me Help Desk - View Single Post - Your worst sexual experience. (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/1727750-post104.html)

the link
Three Wise Men shot drink recipes (http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/475/)

That would kill me! I'd die! But I'd probably die happy. ;)

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 10:05 AM
The popcorn is $5 a bag, a chair to sit in will cost you $3 and taking the blind fold off will cost you $10.

Gratuities not included. :D

Kc's participation charge is $50.00

Alty
May 12, 2009, 10:06 AM
kc's participation charge is $50.00

I agree, plus 10% tax. ;)

nikosmom
May 12, 2009, 10:07 AM
On Mother's Day, when we were all eating I went to go look for a soda.

My daughter is on the back porch, I said 'Wow, you ate really fast.', she said 'we're eating??? What?'... LOL, oops, I didn't even remember to feed both of my children before going to get a plate, sit down and eat...

I lost my Mother of the Year award ON Mother's Day!

LMAO! Believe me, I think we've all had some not-so-great moments as a mother. Ask me how many times I accidentally bop my son on the head when I'm carrying him by misjudging the width of a door frame. :o

Now he just laughs because he knows his mama is a kook at times.

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 10:07 AM
Tax comes in liquid form... open up!

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 10:07 AM
Then I'll just catch it on the internet ha!

That drink sounds really good, anyone ever hear of a Jersey Turnpike? It's at a bar near me, they basically ring out a wash cloth of the different types of liquor and put it into a shot

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 10:08 AM
My 2 favourite shots:

Sh!t on grass
1/2 Crème de Menthe
1/2 Baileys Irish Cream

Choc Mint Twist
1/3 Crème de Menthe
1/3 Baileys Irish Cream
1/3 Chocolate liquer

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Alty
May 12, 2009, 10:09 AM
Tax comes in liquid form...open up!

A bit of the hair of the dog that bit me?

Justwantfair
May 12, 2009, 10:09 AM
tax comes in liquid form...open up!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Alty
May 12, 2009, 10:09 AM
Seriously, I'm going to hurl!

Alty
May 12, 2009, 10:10 AM
Then I'll just catch it on the internet ha!

That drink sounds really good, anyone ever hear of a Jersey Turnpike? It's at a bar near me, they basically ring out a wash cloth of the different types of liquor and put it into a shot

Justy and I have decided, No video cameras allowed. :)

Liquor evil, liquor bad. My poor head! :(

mudweiser
May 12, 2009, 10:11 AM
Hello!!

Sarah here...

Romefalls19
May 12, 2009, 10:11 AM
Personally I like to drink with my friend Jack, he kept me company right after my break up. When Jack wasn't around Patron stood in and helped me out.

My fiancé is still amazed at how I can drink Jack straight without throwing up on the spot

Alty
May 12, 2009, 10:12 AM
Where did my KP go? KP darling, come back, I'm not finished with you yet. Heck, I'll never be finished with you. Sigh.

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 10:12 AM
Ooookay, I can't keep up tonight you guys talking to damn fast...

Cyas tomorrow :)

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 10:12 AM
Hello!!!!

Sarah here....

Why Hello... how you doin'

mudweiser
May 12, 2009, 10:14 AM
Why Hello....how you doin'

Okay here laughing about my recent reddie:
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/weddings/wedding-gift-co-worker-345425.html#post1688293

Haha---

Busy.. busy at work...

Sarah

kctiger
May 12, 2009, 10:16 AM
I shot the last person to give me a reddie...

shazamataz
May 12, 2009, 10:16 AM
Okay here laughing about my recent reddie:
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/weddings/wedding-gift-co-worker-345425.html#post1688293

haha---

Busy..busy at work....

Sarah

All fixed... :)

Alty
May 12, 2009, 10:16 AM
Personally I like to drink with my friend Jack, he kept me company right after my break up. When Jack wasn't around Patron stood in and helped me out.

My fiance is still amazed at how I can drink Jack straight without throwing up on the spot

Jack comes back, up and out! :eek:

I used to love vodka, but I had a very bad experience with it at a party once. Someone dared me to drink a bottle of vodka straight. I was upset about a guy, thought, what the heck. I only drank half, felt fine for around 10 minutes, then I could no longer walk, talk, move, nothing!

My ex took me back to his place to sober up, put me in his parents water bed and then woke me up a few hours later to take me home because I had to work that day. My car was still at the party, my parents were not amused, they drove me to work.

Work took one look at me, thought I had the flu, sent me home. Um, no car! I had to call another ex to pick me up.

I had a hangover for a few days and to this day I cannot smell vodka without throwing up.