I was doing swimming two years back... almost everyday! And the coach was not a slacky :eek:. Now, I do badminton on Saturdays and sometimes on Sundays too. These help, I tell you! :)

Hey y'all!

Unky, umm that was TMI!

Hey Unky, call me when you have a 30 year old body, k. :p

I walk everyday, but I was dancing hard...
Can only do the twist for so long...
Now I have rubber legs... :eek:

Hey NM! Ok, TMI! Just wanted to explain why I was not responding... lol

Hi everyone how are we all today

LOL Justy... Ok, will tell you then.. that's in... 13 years :eek: nearly the whole of the short life I spent, sheesh!

Hey Pooh Bear.

LOL Justy... Ok, will tell ya then.. that's in... 13 years :eek: nearly the whole of the short life I spent, sheesh!

And your body will let you down.

It's enough to make you cry. :(

Hey Bear! Had a fine day... a little more free tonight. :)

Hey everyone bear unky justy and niko

We'll see ;) Justy, we'll see

Hi nitelight how are you :)
Do you have a nick name or can we think of one :)

hi nitelight how are ya :)
do you have a nick name or can we think of one :)

::clears throat::

I ll let you guys choose

I think if nity... too short.. or perhaps lighty? ;)

I'm off for dinner. Back in a few. :)

::clears throat::
Hi justy? I said hi before right when I walked in and said hi everyone ?
Oh wait, sorry I forgot you like a personal hello as well :D
HI JUSTY :)


I ll let you guys choose

I was going to go with nitey (not very original I know :o )


Later unky

Nitey maybe?

Hey Care Bear, how are you today?

Justy, I understand about the aches and pains. After 30... things happen.

How're things night?

Unky, I don't think you were gone long enough that we would've questioned you. So you could have told us "BRB"! But it's OK, everybody poops.

Everything is well niko thanks

Ill go with nitey then if its OK with you :)

Hi NM I'm OK ta... apples poop? :confused:

It works fore me

Apples poop?

Okay, what did I miss?

You dotn want to know how goes it Alty

But I'm confuzzled.

You kids, I leave you alone and now there's apple poop everywhere! ;)

Apples poop?

Okay, what did I miss?

Hi alty how you doing

It was NM's pic of eveybody poops with a picture of an apple that confused me :D

hi alty how ya doin

it was NM's pic of eveybody poops with a picture of an apple that confused me :D

I missed that, didn't want to read back. You all were chatty. ;)

How are you Bear Bum?

Do watermelons poop?

Hiya Alty!

Sorry Bear, I didn't know apples pooped either. Apparently they do. Maybe I'll have to read the book and find out for sure. Or maybe the apple represents the fiber that 'encourages' to poop? :confused:

I'm OK ta, not as down as yesterday but still preety sad :(
I'm not sure about watermelons lol

Hiya Alty!

Sorry Bear, I didn't know apples pooped either. Apparently they do. Maybe I'll have to read the book and find out for sure. Or maybe the apple represents the fiber that 'encourages' to poop? :confused:

But if the pictures represent things you eat, then that means you eat horses and even children :eek:, must be a book for canibals :D

Well Care Bear, we've all told you this before, but we're here if you need us. {{{HUGS}}}

Or we can just serve as a distraction... :)

Sorry, NM, what's BRB? Now I'm :confused:

Hey Alty! :)

Nitey seems like... Nitey night! But if you like it.. that'll be fine!

Sorry, NM, what's BRB? Now I'm :confused:

Hey Alty! :)

Nitey seems like... Nitey night! But if you like it.. that'll be fine!

but if the pictures represent things you eat, then that means you eat horses and even children :eek:

Maybe it's just a random mix- 3 things that poop and one thing that is pooped.

Sorry, NM, what's BRB? Now I'm :confused:

Hey Alty! :)

Nitey seems like... Nitey night! but if you like it.. that'll be fine!Or a sexy nitey ;)

What's with the poop? :eek:

Hi Unkykins, Hi NM, I like Nitey sounds good. Anyone else here? Who amd I missing?

I already said hi to Bear Bum. Giggle, bum, poop, hee, hee. ;)

Well Care Bear, we've all told you this before, but we're here if you need us. {{{HUGS}}}

Or we can just serve as a distraction... :)
I know NM and thanks :)



Sorry, NM, what's BRB? Now I'm :confused:

Hey Alty! :)

Nitey seems like... Nitey night! but if you like it.. that'll be fine!

Nitey makes me think of sexy lingery (sp), but that's just me :D

Unky. BRB (be right back) :)

Or a sexy nitey ;)

Oh you beat me to it, apparently its not just me :D

Ok, thanks Alty!

Ok, thanks Alty!

Any time Unky dear. :)

I don't know if I can call you Nitey... just doesn't seem right. :eek:

Maybe lighty?

Well call me what you want but neve late for dinner isn't that the saying...

How about NiLi?

You guys figure it out lol I got to jet going visiting ttyl hugs and kisses

Later NiLi. Hee, hee, I'm going to make it stick! :)

Nily! That sounds good! :) Always got the right idea for a nick Alty! :p

Nily! That sounds good! :) Always got the right idea for a nick Alty! :p

I like the way you wrote it better. Nily it is, unless there are any objections?

Going once, going twice. SOLD!

Nily it is. :D

Yeah Unky, I like Nily!

Later Nily!

We're such an agreeable bunch. :)

I like nili and nily not sure how you'd say nili though :confused:

We're such an agreeable bunch. :)

Only because I've had my morning coffee NM! ;)

i like nili and nily not sure how youd say nili though :confused:

Like Nil with a y. Oh, wow, that's not good. :eek:

Are you OK with Nily nitelight after all it'l be your nickname :)

Got to stick to the '~y' nicknames as far as possible ;)

Good Monring all. I wasn't even thinking about catching up on this one!

Me neither Adam. There was talk of apples pooing. :eek:

Mornin' Adam

I got to go for a while kids.

Back later.

Be good.

Unky, you're in charge. :)

LOL, Hey Adam! :)

This is what I get for working...

Four pages to read in the last twenty minutes...

Remember to breath everyone!

Ok, Alty! :)

Hey NM, Hey Unky.

How you guys doing this morning?

See you Alty!

Hi adam

Later alty

LOL Justy... you don't have to read up all the chatter we had here! :p

Hi again justy :)

If I don't read then I miss things and then I am always lost...

Turns out I only really missed poop talk...

Sometimes I worry about you folks...

Hi again, Alty (although she came and went before me), Adam, NM, Unky, Pooh Bear and Nitey

This is what I get for working...

Four pages to read in the last twenty minutes...

Remember to breath everyone!!

I think I'll just skip those pages lol

Ya see Justy, even Shazzy would skip those pages.. lol. You can ask what happened, one will obviously tell you.

Going to bed a little earlier today... Shazzy, I pass over the charge to you. Be good everyone, no mischief! Lol. G'nite and have a good day everyone (Shazzy, a good night)

Night unky, have a good one

I'm off as well guys and gals I have an exam in a couple of days and I need to do more studying.

In fact if you see me before Thursday can you tell me to go away please :D

I need assistance, he has a couple of threads, don't know if they are merged or not.

One month, ready to propose, she breaks up with him, now he is here sounding like a damn stalker.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dating/goin-cruise-maybe-345416-4.html

Calling reinforcements.

Yeah, I've been keeping track of that thread... sounds very disturbing :eek:

Hey again, Mondays, I am on and off so much here. I just space out a lot on Mondays and forget what I am doing. I was eating around 12 then I started thinking about stuff for awhil and next thing you know, there is twenty minutes left in the work day.

Ok, here is a question:

DO people really think the world revolves around them and they can just do anything they want and that nobody else has a life.

Why would you come into someone else's business 2 minutes before it closed and know you are at least going to take about 20 minutes or less?

I know they would hate it or not allow it so why do they do it to others?

It's like they thought, Oh he doesn't have a life, so lets take up his precious little time.

What the Hell is wrong with people!!

are you ok with Nily nitelight afterall it'l be your nickname :)yeah it will do I am not picky

Ok, here is a question:

DO people really think the world revolves around them and they can just do anything they want and that nobody else has a life.

Why would you come into someone elses business 2 minutes before it closed and know you are atleast going to take about 20 minutes or less?

I know they would hate it or not allow it so why do they do it to others?

It's like they thought, Oh he doesn't have a life, so lets take up his precious little time.

What the Hell is wrong with people!!!!!!!!

Mainly because they can.

My kitchen staff HATES them. We close at 9pm on the weekdays, and around 8:45, things usually calm down and we start cleaning up, prepping to close...

Then at 8:55... 8:56... even 8:59, when we start turning off the lights, people come in.

And my kitchen staff, bless them, looks at me with the saddest puppy eyes, and as an owner, I'm all about making more money, so I say... "go ahead..." and I am witness to their souls dying a little. Then the customer has the nerve to sit down and eat.. . no take out? no. sit down, eat, and chat... so everyone leaves and I stay there until 9:30... sometimes 9:45... and this is after the NUMEROUS times I've told them, "Sorry guys, but we're closing soon."

Maybe put up a sign saying we stop serving food at (whenever the hell you feel like)... unless you like doing it for the money like you say :D

What can I say... I'm a whore. A whore for money.

what can I say...I'm a whore. A whore for money.

Lol fair do's :D
g'night money whore :D
And anybody else who's here but I don't know it :)

g'night money whore :D

Mkay... THIS makes me want to bring back the Wall of Quotes in my sig line...

mkay.... THIS makes me want to bring back the Wall of Quotes in my sig line...

Do it! Do it! Do it! Giggle! :)

My dog just puked on my foot. :eek:

Why am I telling you? Because I don't twitter! :o

My dog just puked on my foot. :eek:

Why am I telling you? Because I don't twitter! :o

ANOTHER reason to bring back my Wall O' Quotables...

ANOTHER reason to bring back my Wall O' Quotables...

Awww, you just made me blush all the way down to my toes! :o

Does dog puke really warrant a spot in your sig line? Sad. ;)

OMG! You did it! My dog puke has gone national! Ahhhh!

Is it wrong that I'm proud? If so, I don't want to be right!

I'm a bit tipsy. Just ignore me. ;)

Did you say your Dog drank too much beer.?

Did you say your Dog drank too much beer.??

I don't know. Did I? :eek:

I know I drank beer, lots of beer, too much beer, then my dog puked on my foot, but I'm pretty sure he didn't drink any beer.

I don't usually share my beer, at least not with anyone with more then 2 legs. :D

Hiccup.

I don't know. Did I? :eek:

I know I drank beer, lots of beer, too much beer, then my dog puked on my foot, but I'm pretty sure he didn't drink any beer.

I don't usually share my beer, at least not with anyone with more then 2 legs. :D

hiccup.

Maybe you drank so much beer... That you puked on your own foot, and just trying to blame it on the dog.

I like to call it, when stepped on in the middle of the night, "warm, chunky water"...

Got to love canine tummys.

Maybe you drank so much beer.... That you puked on your own foot, and just trying to blame it on the dog.

I would never do that! That would just be mean. :(

Besides, if I had puked on my own foot why would I even mention it to all of you? After all, none of you would ever know. I would have no need to blame it on the dog because I'd never tell anyone. But, seeing as the dog actually did puke on my foot I decided to tell all of you because... because... wow, I don't know why actually. :confused:

Ah, I know why, I told you for the same reason that Unky told us he'd be right back because he had to poo.

Yup, that's why! :)

Hiccup. Giggle.

i like to call it, when stepped on in the middle of the night, "warm, chunky water"...

gotta love canine tummys.

Interesting. When I step on it in the middle of the night there are a few choice words that come out of my mouth, but "warm, chunky, water" aren't any of them. ;)

hiccup. Giggle.

Drunk girls r cute.

drunk girls r cute.

That made me laugh really hard! I think I just peed my pants. No, I'm not blaming it on the dog, it was all me!

Damnitalltohell! :(

Nope, false alarm, I spilled my beer on my lap.

Whew! :)

Let me help you clean that up...

let me help you clean that up...

Aw, you're so nice. That would be really helpful.

Waste not want not.

Make sure you get every last drop!

It went all the way through my pants. Guess I'll have to remove those!

Oops. Wrong thread. :o

Know what?

Nacho flavor doritos just do NOT go with a nice, crisp pinot grigio.

Just saying...

Now... munching on a handful of honey nut cheerios while drinking a beer on a hot summer night out on the patio... that is surprisingly yummy.

Oops. Wrong thread. :o

Maybe this should be our signatures.

know what?

nacho flavor doritos just do NOT go with a nice, crisp pinot grigio.

just saying...

now... munching on a handful of honey nut cheerios while drinking a beer on a hot summer night out on the patio... that is surprisingly yummy.

Did I miss something? :confused:

I was removing my pants and now we're eating nachos with honey nut cheerios for dessert?

Did I pass out for a minute? ;)

maybe this should be our signatures.

We say it often enough. I like it.

I'll go do that. :)

Alty drunk!

Alty tired!

Alty should go to sleep before Alty says something that will get her banned.

Alty is also talking about herself in the third person, that can't be good.

Alty out.

Hiccup. :)

Night all.

KP dear, I'll dream of you. Muwah (that's a kiss) :)

Have a good night Alty.. though it may be morning by now... phew, a tiring day, followed by a heavy downpour. Starnge, I haven't seen Sarah for quite some time now... I wonder where she is?

Hello...

Sarah

Muddys back!
Where have you been hiding?

Sarah, where have you been, people missed you a lot.

Sorry, I forgot the proper HELLO EVERYONE!

Hello Adam, Shazzy and Sarah! Off for dinner, BRB! :)

Hurry back Unky!

Sorry guys.

But I'm back now.

What's new?

Sarah

Morning all!

My head hurts! :(

Not a lot new sadly... I think you really were the life of the party!

Morning Alty

*hands Alty a double shot coffee*

Owww! The coffee isn't helping! :(

I really shouldn't drink.

I have to ask Sneezy what happened last night. Poor kid, had to deal with tipsy Alty.

LOL, pay back is a big B little itch. :)

Oh dear, drunken phone calls are never good...

Although I would like a transcript? *wiggles eyebrows*

Oh dear, drunken phone calls are never good...

Although i would like a transcript? *wiggles eyebrows*

You'll have to ask Sneezy for the transcript, I don't remember most of the conversation. ;)

Alty.. drunk? no..

Sarah

Alty..drunk? no..

Sarah

Ya, the halo slipped last night. ;)

Well... put it to good use and use it as a hula hoop!
You might be able to shimmy it back up there.

Well... put it to good use and use it as a hula hoop!
You might be able to shimmy it back up there.

It's more of an ankle bracelet Shaz. ;)

Oh dear... that might take a bit of fixing

Oh dear.... that might take a bit of fixing

It's okay, it looks kind of nice on my ankle.

Besides, it slipped of my head many years ago! :)

It's okay, it looks kinda nice on my ankle.

Besides, it slipped of my head many years ago! :)

Alty's lucky she can wear on any part of her body. ;)

Alty's lucky she can wear on any part of her body. ;)

:p Except my chest. The halo's too small. :(

I am so hungry

:p Except my chest. The halo's too small. :(

Wish I had that problem.

I mean I am really really hungry...

I mean I am really really hungry....

Adam. The cure for hunger is food! Just fyi. :p

Wish I had that problem.

Trust me, no you don't! :eek:

Big boobs are a pain in the, well, everything!

Clothes don't fit right, bras are expensive (if you can find any) and guys never notice the color of your eyes or the fact that you even have eyes. It's sad. :(

Trust me, no you don't! :eek:

Big boobs are a pain in the, well, everything!

Clothes don't fit right, bras are expensive (if you can find any) and guys never notice the color of your eyes or the fact that you even have eyes. It's sad. :(

That is what all you well endowed girls tell us boobless wonders.

:: pout, pout ::

That is what all you well endowed girls tell us boobless wonders.

:: pout, pout ::

I'd be more then willing to give you half of what I got, just say the word! ;)

Justy, really, they're not all they're cut out to be. I'd be really happy with a couple of B cups! :)

That is what all you well endowed girls tell us boobless wonders.

:: pout, pout ::

She has F's!! I still remember that .

Do you donate breast tissue Alty?

My C's need to be turned into D's :D

Sarah

Yep, I have the big boob curse.
It sucks :(

And adam... I just made chocolate chip cookies... they're still warm... mmmmmmmm :p

She has F's!!!! I still remember that .

Do you donate breast tissue Alty?

My C's need to be turned into D's :D

Sarah

I could donate, goodness knows I've got the goods. ;)

Should I send it to you via fed ex? :D

Speaking of breasts...

Did you know there is this "underground" breast enhancements, where they poke a needle into your boobahs and fill it with silicone or whatever other fillers there are.

ECK

Sarah

Muddy, can they reverse the procedure and take stuff out? :)

LOL-

There is such thing as a breast reduction Alt -- with that comes the areola reduction. ;)

I want to make my areolas porno small. I mean.. they're normal sized and goes with the rest of my rack but porno small looks "neat". Haha-- TMI?

SarAhh

It's more of an ankle bracelet Shaz. ;)

Ankle bracelets are sexy. Tho' so are hip hugging "belly chains"...

Anyone see the movie "mistress of spices" w/ aishwarya rai? Couple of years old. Rental places have it often. Love, love, love her belly chain in that movie... the following YouTube link shows the "sex scene"... which is really not graphic in my opinion... its more sultry seduction than sex... anyway, like the movie, love the chain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVM32F7ubN8&feature=PlayList&p=783F86CFB70E8FE7&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=44

*ps... don't let the name fool you... its not a skin movie... it's a romance... not exactly bollywood, but a blend of indian and american indie films I guess*

Its such a better day today. I r still sick, but I log on and its breast talk Tuesday.

And sarah is back. Was worried something happened.

Darnit, I can't view it, have to sign up.

I'll take a look later KP dear. :)

By the way KP, I think you gave me your sicky, or it's the hangover, not sure which. :(

its such a better day today. i r still sick, but i log on and its breast talk tuesday.

and sarah is back. was worried something happened.

Breast talk Tuesday, sex talk Wednesday, thigh talk Thursday and Friday is a recap of the weekly events. :D

Its kind of like this...

http://www.kinque.com/images/product/large/J1313_lg.jpg

Oh, I didn't realise there was a body part for different days... I need a sex talk calendar...

its kinda like this...

http://www.kinque.com/images/product/large/J1313_lg.jpg

They were all the rage at our high school sadly enough...

And just rent the movie. It's a charming flick with a little sensual tension.

ankle bracelets are sexy. tho' so are hip hugging "belly chains"...

anyone see the movie "mistress of spices" w/ aishwarya rai? couple of years old. rental places have it often. love, love, love her belly chain in that movie... the following youtube link shows the "sex scene" ... which is really not graphic in my opinion... its more sultry seduction than sex... anyway, like the movie, love the chain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVM32F7ubN8&feature=PlayList&p=783F86CFB70E8FE7&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=44

*ps... dont let the name fool you... its not a skin movie... its a romance... not exactly bollywood, but a blend of indian and american indie films i guess*

Hey Alty, I bet if you told kp that you were eating chocolate pudding - no hands, he would tell you how sexy that was. :p

its kinda like this...

http://www.kinque.com/images/product/large/J1313_lg.jpg

REOWR! Now that's hot! :cool:

Hey Alty, I bet if you told kp that you were eating chocolate pudding - no hands, he would tell you how sexy that was. :p

But my breasts would fall into the pudding! :eek:

But my breasts would fall into the pudding! :eek:

Rut row, you still found a way to make it hot. ;)

Rut row, you still found a way to make it hot. ;)

I'm that good Justy. Or is it bad? I'm not sure. :confused: ;)

I think the halo just moved to your toe :p

I think the halo just moved to your toe :p

I kicked it across the room Shaz. It shattered. :eek:

Mmmmm... pudding.

Toe rings are cute too...

I guess eventually I will list any jewelry that adorns a woman's body...

Oh no! Evil Alty is on a rampage!
Her godzilla boobs are going to trash the forum!




Too far? Lol
:)

Even forehead jewlery?.

http://www.bellydancercostume.info/prodimages/jewelry_set_A_multi.jpg

Sarah

Hey y'all
Won't be here too, too much today... got a phone appt @ 1 then a conference call @ 2... Can't believe I'm actually expected to work. :(

Can't believe I'm actually expected to work. :(

I know right. It's like "I only applied for this job to get the cheques..."

::giggles::

Sarah

Even forehead jewlery?...

Might not be on the top of my wish list, but the girl makes the jewelry sexy, not the other way around.

How about this for sexy jewellery kp?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TMlQo_69v-0/R0KAKbfHRZI/AAAAAAAAU8M/lVdg_MwfREk/s400/01.jpg

Eh.. might as well post the whole site...
Don't open if you are easily offended or there's children around.

Fun Age: Sexy Jewelry (http://funage.blogspot.com/2007/11/sexy-jewelry.html)

Shaz...

Mkay... mkay... I take it back. Not all jewelry works wonders down under.

Wow, boob and penis rings, whoda thunk?

Do those actually sell?

If so, who buys them? I want names! :)

Haha, they are pretty funky looking but I wouldn't wear one!

I bought my partner a ring last year and on top of it there are 2 little silver people having sex. :D
I bought it at a market... there were people doing all sorts of positions... I paid $5 and walked away, then I thought I should buy all the dfferent one's, they were sold out by the time I got back! :eek:

Got to go for a few minutes. Starby has been trying to call me for a few days now but my darn magic jack is acting weird.

I don't know what's going on, but it won't allow me to dial out. Stupid farking device!

I'm going to restart my puter, it worked yesterday, I actually got to call her but she wasn't in her room.

Someone is messing with me! Me no likey! :(

BRB! :)

I'm back Shazzy! Had some things to do..

had a friend who had a little metal penis on her keyring. It was hilarious. First time she handed her keys to me she said, just a sec after they were in my possession, "you're holding my d***"... =)

Give us an update Alty :)
I hope you get it working... silly things grrrr

Heya Unky!
"things" to do ;)

:p

Yup, tons!! Need to go, homework calls! :(

had a friend who had a little metal penis on her keyring. it was hilarious. first time she handed her keys to me she said, just a sec after they were in my possession, "you're holding my d***"... =)

LOL! I'm picturing the look on your face when she did that. :p

Give us an update Alty :)
I hope you get it working... silly things grrrr

Heya Unky!
"things" to do ;)

:p

Damnitalltohell. I finally got the stupid thing to dial out and no answer.

Grrrr. This has been going on for days. She calls a few times each day and I try to call her back and it's a no go.

Then, when I finally get it working, she's not there!

This sucks. :(

Awwww, does she know that you are trying to call?

mkay.... THIS makes me want to bring back the Wall of Quotes in my sig line...

Nice, I have a spot on the kp wall of fame :D

Awwww, does she know that you are trying to call?

I don't think so, and that's the really frustrating part. Obviously she wants to talk to me, and I want to talk to her, but it's not happening.

I just downloaded some upgrades for the magic jack, did a few tests, went to the help site, blah, blah, blah. They're telling me it's my phone, not the magic jack.

Darnit all, this really sucks. I can't even email her to tell her that I'm trying to call, that I'm not avoiding her, that it's just my stupid phone.

I'm going to keep trying, if I can't get through soon I'll send hubby out to buy a new phone.

Darn electronic devices! :mad:

nice, i have a spot on the kp wall of fame :D

Bear, you have arrived! :)

Doot doot doot...

doot doot doot...

Slap, slap, slap! :D

Sneezy, did I say anything inappropriate last night?

I mean, more so then usual! :p

Wow. Um... yeah... about what happened to your behind...

... sorry.

wow. um....yeah...about what happened to your behind...

...sorry.

:eek: TMI, TMI! :eek:

Why did you do it Sneezy? Why? I have a bruise! :(

:eek:

Yeah, that's right. It's how I roll.

*thumps chest with fist*

I'm hungry too now.,

Sarah

Talking about Altys butt made you hungry? :confused:

Works every time

LOL

Shaz.

OMFG I snorted out my O.J.

Sarah

At least I'm good for something...
Cleaning out nasal passages :p
:D

That's what SHE said.

... wait a second... did that make a morsel of sense..

LOL

shaz.

OMFG I snorted out my O.J.

Sarah

Another quote for the wall...

another quote for the wall...

::IN AWE::

I'm on your wall :D

Sarah

Well, I much preferred the talk at 11:10 this morning, but thatll work too... got to laugh sometime...

well, i much preferred the talk at 11:10 this morning, but thatll work too... gotta laugh sometime...

HUH? What talk?.

Sarah

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Nooooooooooooooooooo..

Sarah

::IN AWE::

I'm on your wall :D

Sarah

Lol, be loud and be proud

Mkay..

Back in a bit...

Life getting in the way...

Life sucks, it always gets in the way!

My head is going to explode!

Muddy. I have one question. Why did talk of my arse make you hungry? Explain! ;)

Morning all!

My head hurts! :(

Wow, I have never seen a 6 foot pyramid of empty beer bottles before... take a picture quick! :rolleyes::D

:eek::eek: - (Stringer covers his face for protection!)

Wow, I have never seen a 6 foot pyramid of empty beer bottles before....take a picture quick! :rolleyes::D

:eek::eek: - (Stringer covers his face for protection!)

If I wasn't so hungover I'd chase you. :(

Trust me, no you don't! :eek:

Big boobs are a pain in the, well, everything!

Clothes don't fit right, bras are expensive (if you can find any) and guys never notice the color of your eyes or the fact that you even have eyes. It's sad. :(

Would you choose to have us ignore your extreme sexiness? :D

LOL-

There is such thing as a breast reduction Alt -- with that comes the areola reduction. ;)

I want to make my areolas porno small. I mean.. they're normal sized and goes with the rest of my rack but porno small looks "neat". haha-- TMI?

SarAhh

NO!...Not at all.... :D(Stringer is all ears and you have his undivided attention my dear... )

Muddy. I have one question. Why did talk of my arse make you hungry? Explain! ;)

Lol here it goes:

Butt reminded me of the bakery buns down the road.

In which my tummy grumbled.
________________


Bootylicious in a whole new aspect ;)

Sarah

lol here it goes:

Butt reminded me of the bakery buns down the road.

In which my tummy grumbled.
________________


Bootylicious in a whole new aspect ;)

Sarah

Hahahaha, oh god, I'll never think of bakery buns the same way again!

LOL

Mmm... milkshakes...

mmm...milkshakes...

I don't want to know :p lol

Would you choose to have us ignore your extreme sexiness? :D

:D

Stringer gets hugs! :)

I don't wanna know :p lol

Shazzie, I'd like to think your milkshake brings 90 - 95% of the boys to the yard...

shazzie, I'd like to think your milkshake brings 90 - 95% of the boys to the yard...

Do I get the other 5%? :o

Awww only 95%... it doesn't bring all the boys to the yard?
But damn right, it's better than yours! :p

Do I get the other 5%? :o

I could teach you, but I'd have to charge...

Damnit, now that song's going to be stuck in my head all day!

I bring 86% of the girls..

Most of my friends have eventually tried to "get with me"...

It's like I'm a lesbian magnet... even the ones still in the closet come onto me.

--okay not that come...

Sarah

Sarah has a superpower

sarah has a superpower

Seriously.. it is a problem.

I only have 2 friends that are girls. The rest are now aquaintances...


Sarah

Seriously.. it is a problem.

I only have 2 friends that are girls. The rest are now aquaintances...


Sarah

No worries Muddy, I won't hit on you, I don't play for that team. :)

Lol.

Thanks ;)

Sarah

Hey Everyone. I see you Justy and Bear

Hey Adam,

I am not talking, just spying and stalking certain threads.

Seriously.. it is a problem.

I only have 2 friends that are girls. The rest are now aquaintances...


Sarah

Came in on the end of this one...
Pay not attention to kp's siggy line- I ain't hittin' on you either! :cool:

Hey y'all! I'm still in a conference call and bored to tears... :(

Came in on the end of this one...
Pay not attention to kp's siggy line- I ain't hittin' on ya either! :cool:

Hey y'all! I'm still in a conference call and bored to tears... :(

Make noises like you are sh!tting and then make the sound of flushing the toilet, that's entertaining.

Make noises like you are sh!tting and then make the sound of flushing the toilet, that's entertaining.

I'm in "listen-only" mode so they can't hear me

I'm in "listen-only" mode so they can't hear me

Well kill all the fun, why don't you!

No wonder you are so bored, but at least you can still type since you are in listen-only.

lol.

Thanks ;)

Sarah

No worries muddy.

Good chance I'll be hitting on you in the weeks to come. Sorry, it's a part of life. Accept it, as it'll be easier for the both of us.

Well kill all the fun, why don't you!!

No wonder you are so bored, but at least you can still type since you are in listen-only.

Sorry. :o

I was trying to pay attention at first... Was supposed to only be 1 hr but ended up being and hr and a half. Whew! At least it's finally over.

I just hope there won't be a pop-quiz :eek:

Alty, 2 weeks and 1 day until your anniversary. Any big plans for that? I know it will only be 14 years, but still.

Alty, 2 weeks and 1 day until your anniversary. Any big plans for that? I know it will only be 14 years, but still.

Wow! How did you know that?

Damn, how did I forget that?

No plans because you just reminded me! :eek:

Wow! How did you know that?

Damn, how did I forget that?

No plans because you just reminded me! :eek:

I know my way around sometimes.

You shouldn't forget that.

Well, now you can plan.

no worries muddy.

good chance I'll be hitting on you in the weeks to come. sorry, it's a part of life. accept it, as it'll be easier for the both of us.

Haha let's see what chuff has to say about that...

::giggles::

Sarah

Alty your anniversary is May 20th? Wow.

Niko turns 2 on May 21. Makes me sad. He's growing up. :(

May 27 NM, but close enough. ;)

Wow... so strange.

Alty's anniversary's May 27... Niko's birthday is May 21... I graduated May 12... and I'm 5'9"!!

Wow...so strange.

Alty's anniversary's May 27...Niko's bday is May 21...I graduated May 12...and I'm 5'9"!!!

Smartarse! :p

Adam said 2 weeks and 1 day... and then you agreed... May 27 is 3 weeks + 1 day

I'm 5'9" too Sneezy. Now what? :confused:

You know what THAT means, right? MmHmm

I meant 3 weeks and 1 day. I looked at the calendar wrong

Adam

Repeat after me...

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE

That concludes our lesson for today. Tomorrow there will be a quiz and I expect and A+.

you know what THAT means, right? mmHmm

Mean our naughty bits line up perfectly? :confused:

EDIT: Oops, wrong thread. :o

I hate my work because I pretty much can't get on any websit around here because it is blocked. I got on ticketmaster to buy Aerosmith & ZZ Top tickets and it was trying to redirect me to Livenation which is like a sister site, but that site was blocked and I couldn't access it yet. Poop on a stick!

I hate my work because I pretty much can't get on any websit around here because it is blocked. I got on ticketmaster to buy Aerosmith & ZZ Top tickets and it was trying to redirect me to Livenation which is like a sister site, but that site was blocked and I couldn't access it yet. Poop on a stick!

Yeah, the poo is back!

Adam

Repeat after me...

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE

That concludes our lesson for today. Tomorrow there will be a quiz and I expect and A+.

ONE
FOUR
EIGHT

Wait, I got it

ONE
TWO
SIX
FOUR

Dammit, I give...

you know what THAT means, right? mmHmm

That you like to wear man heels to be taller?

::giggles::

Sarah

http://s04.imagehost.org/1882/Owens7.jpg

I love Aerosmith! :)

Okay, that's all. ;)

ONE
FOUR
EIGHT

Wait, I got it

ONE
TWO
SIX
FOUR

Dammit, I give...

::shakes head::

Hopefully they don't let you do any accounting at your job. ;)

Girls! I need help.

Rome and Chuff are kicking my a$$ in the addicted thread.

Sneezy, Adam, you're guys, you'll go to there side, so stay here!

::shakes head::

hopefully they don't let you do any accounting at your job. ;)

Sadly, that is all I do all day at work is numbers.

I love Aerosmith! :)

Okay, that's all. ;)

I know, they are number 3 on my list to see. Sadly, I am not buying them for me.
They are a mothers day gift to my mom.

I know, they are number 3 on my list to see. Sadly, I am not buying them for me.
They are a mothers day gift to my mom.

I've seen them in concert, it was awesome!

You just have to breath deeply and you're stoned! :eek:

I've seen them in concert, it was awesome!

You just have to breath deeply and you're stoned! :eek:

I have been to a few concerts that way.

I have been to a few concerts that way.

:eek: Admit nothing! Admit nothing! :eek:

:eek: Admit nothing! Admit nothing! :eek:

10-4

10-4

6-2

Your turn. :p

<--- Lost.

<--- Lost.

Found.

This is fun!

Bingo!

Bingo!

Go fish? :o

Yahtzee!

Okay, you win. :(