Okay, Starby isn't around and the castle is closing, so I'll start another.

It's renovated, it's new and improved. Paint, flowers, and a duck pond for Starduck (hee, hee)

Come join us, I've even added a midieval bar, for those of us who like to indulge. ;) Hick.

So come on in, we have guided tours, but beware, once you enter, you may never leave! Muwahahahahahahaha!

Come one, come all, just come on in, don't let the moat and crocs scare you, the water's fine. :)

Woo hoo 1st :)

M, you sneaky little man, how'd you find it so fast? ;)

Geeeze, # 2 again

But that's all right Alty... thanks, I am in your debt for the next 20 seconds, 19 , 18 17, 16...

M, you sneaky little man, how'd you find it so fast? ;)

I was sitting in the corner waiting :D

Well now that all this has been taken care of and secured... I am going to bed and I get to sleep with my wife tonight,, pleasant dreams all...

Gnite stringer.

Night stringer

gnite stringer.

Good night sneezy and ya'all.

Night Stringer dear. When do you want your lesson, posting your own thread and pictures, say the word and I'll be your teacher, what should I wear? ;);)

Sneezy found us, will the rest? I hope so. I'm already PMing all the old friends new friends people, I can't handle doing it for the castle people too. Oh my, I've been busy. ;)

They'll find us Alty

Too late, I just PM'd everyone. That was allot of work, could I trouble you for a back rub M? ;)

Too late, I just PM'd everyone. That was allot of work, could I trouble you for a back rub M? ;)

Of course...

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Why do I feel that was more to your benefit than mine M? ;)

Alty, if that's you in the picture, I'm pushing this "M" character out of the way.

Two guys for me? I like this. Yes, Sneezy, it's me, it surely is, push away. :);)

Well, seeing as hc already went to bed...

::Giggle:: you two boys make me feel 20 years younger. :);)

Two guys for me? I like this. Yes, Sneezy, it's me, it surely is, push away. :);)

Couldn't sleep...

Only two? And you forgot about me only after a half hour or so.. :mad:

Alty, 20 years younger and you'd be... illegal... right?

Couldn't sleep....

Only two? And you forgot about me only after a half hour or so......?:mad:

::blush:: I thought you went to bed Stringer. Three isn't accurate either, you forgot Biggie. Jeesh, I'm turing into the castle tramp. :(

alty, if that's you in the picture, I'm pushing this "M" character out of the way.

Push away Buddy :D

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alty, 20 years younger and you'd be...illegal...right?

The laws in Canada are weird. 14 is the age of sexual consent if with a person less than 2 years older. 20 years, I'd be 17, you'd still be 22, we'd have to wait a year. ;)

Push away Buddy :D

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Now that's funny M... look out Sneezy... see what you have started Alty... where oh where is that innocent girl that I met some months ago??

With that, going back to bed Marta, sweet wife is calling~~~~~~~Stringer honey~~~oh Stringer~~~~~~~

Night.:p

Push away Buddy :D

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Big burly M, come to fight for me. What's a girl to do?

Starby, help, I'm being seduced, and I'm falling for it. Wake up Starby, Alty is slipping away. :eek:

Now that's funny M........look out Sneezy......see what you have started Alty.....where oh where is that innocent girl that I met some months ago????????

With that, going back to bed Marta, sweet wife is calling~~~~~~~Stringer honey~~~oh Stringer~~~~~~~

night.:p

Night Stringer, again. :0

Whatever gave you the impression that I was innocent? Oh the stories I could tell. Maybe I should write a biography, no, bad, only people over 21 would be allowed to buy it. ;);)

Oh yeah, M?

Take this!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1290/917071356_2395fcb6b6.jpg

... I googled "big burly" and this is what I got...

Hiya everyone! I'm always last to get in here... I should really stick around more.

Resty, you aren't last, HC hasn't checked in, either has Guy, or Firmy, or Bushg, or Starty, or Starby, the list goes on, it's long and tedious. You are in the middle, not last, closer to the start than middle even. :)

Anyway, welcome, glad you came. :)

oh yeah, M?

take this!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1290/917071356_2395fcb6b6.jpg

...I googled "big burly" and this is what I got...

That's big burly, so not what I meant. Eeek, not good. :(

oh yeah, M?

take this!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1290/917071356_2395fcb6b6.jpg

...I googled "big burly" and this is what I got...


LMAO... think I might have you covered there sneezy :)

The big burly does have allot of nuts. Did I just say that out loud?:eek:

Oh alty...

::shakes head::

... oh alty...

I know Sneezy, I know, I'm having a beer, on my second, you know how I get. :)

That I do... that I do.

I'll be there in a few... give me about... 2 hours. Still studying...

You're coming over? Oh my, I have to clean, brush my teeth, put on some makeup, brush my hair, maybe ::sniff, sniff:: shower, and oh my, stop drinking, or keep drinking, what to do? ;)

Hee hee.

Keep on drinking?. quite possibly get me drunk?

Is that what it takes Sneezy, getting you drunk? ;)

The things a girl has to do for a bit of attention, jeesh. Okay, now I have to add going to the liquor store to my list. Where's my ID? ;);)

Time to tuck in the rugrats boys, back in around 1/2 hour, don't fight while I'm gone, there's enough of me to go around. ;) That's not a comment about my weight, so don't go there. ;)

Hey I made it!

Sorry, took me a while. Was out at the neighbors, had a nice little fire going. Fun fun.

... so... I just found out that Ivanka Trump is newly single.

... I'm flying standby to ny in the morning. It's a done deal.

Such a fickle boy Sneezy, I've been waiting for your arrival, but alas, no Sneezy, seems I'm not competition for Ivanka. :(

Go for it sneezy... I hear she has nice puppies ;)

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Alty, after HC, you'll always be my love.

.. but Ivanka... has nice puppies.

... and is worth roughly 1.7 billion.

So it's all about the money? I have nice puppies, and bunnies, and a bird, and a fish, two kids, a mortgage, a yard that needs mowing, laundry, dishes, cars, a trailer, eeek, I come with allot of baggage, don't I? Ooops, I also have a hubby, but he might be happy to get me off his hands. :);)

Haha, you know me alty... it's mostly about the money ;)

Although the bunnies ARE tempting.

... the rest can stay.. . not a huge fan of the baggage.

I have something better than money, it's called experience. Eeeek, not again, open mouth, insert foot. But alas, it is true. ;)

Last I heard, Ivanka owns 53% of the shares in "experience"

Not the kind of experience I was referring to Sneezy. ;)

Eek, I should switch to water now, I think the beer has gone straight to my head. :)

She can have all my experience...

Yeah, while you were off, I polished off my bottle of riesling.

Never had riesling, how is it?

She can have all my experience..............


If we put our heads together we could write a book about our "experiences". ;)

Never had riesling?

... oh my alty... my dear, you got to let me send you a case.

My favorite white wine.

Send away, I'd love to try it. :)

If we put our heads together we could write a book about our "experiences". ;)

OH Yeah!! ;)

M, this could be the next best seller. How about it? I could go from children's book to soft core porn. ;);););)

Alty, sup old fart? *hardy har har*

Terrible, just terrible.

Cm, am I right in assuming that you're 22?

It's not an assumption cause I told you :P Plus, it's on my profile. But yes, sir I am.

And I'm assuming you look just like Ivanka CM :)

Ah fair enough.

... forgive me, for I am relatively drunk.

Ah, competition in the castle. CM are you trying to steal my men? We do have a newly painted dungeon, care to take a peek? ;)

Old fart, old fart, I'm not even a middle aged fart. :);):)

And I'm assuming you look just like Ivanka CM :)

Who is that?

Ah, competition in the castle. CM are you trying to steal my men? We do have a newly painted dungeon, care to take a peek? ;)

Old fart, old fart, I'm not even a middle aged fart. :);):)
Never!

Who is... ivanka?

... did you just ask... who my future wife... was?

CM, I'm only kidding, we not quite middle aged farts do that once in a while. ;)

Who is that?

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who is...ivanka?

...did you just ask...who my future wife...was?


Would you be Mr. Sneezy Trump, or would she be Ivanka Funny?

Ivanka sneezy

Go ahead sweety , I'll get you a tissue :)

I think we'd compromise.

... Mr Sneezy Funny Trump and Mrs Ivanka Trump Funny

I WISH I looked like her

Sneezy, I found your new girlfriend, she even likes wine;

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... who... is that?

And by the way, alty, HC's going to be mad at you for introducing me to new girls

I WISH I looked like her

And here's where I give you some of my wisdom, acquired with age. Never wish to be something you're not, be happy with what you have, you are unique, special, and beautiful. Everyone wants something they don't have, even the most beautiful women in the world have a wish list. Be content with who and what you are, I wouldn't change a thing. :)

...who...is that?

and btw, alty, HC's going to be mad at you for introducing me to new girls

What have I done? HC, I'm sorry, beer, Alty, bad combo. Forgive me?

Sneezy, she knows your heart belongs to her and no other, she has nothing to fear. :)

There are tons of things that I would change about my personal appearance, they are slowly being worked on. As for my social, love, and career life, I'm completely content and happy!

Regardless, that girl's a cutie.

Anyway, I'm off to bed... this young'un needs to rest his bag o' bones.

Ciao to everyone!

Say hello to starbs for me.

Things that are within my control I wouldn't mind changing, but I wouldn't go under the knife. Loose weight, work out, get toned, yup, I'm slowly working on that. Perkier breasts, smaller nose, bigger lips, nope, never. :)

regardless, that girl's a cutie.

anywho, I'm off to bed...this young'un needs to rest his bag o' bones.

ciao to everyone!

say hello to starbs for me.


Night Sneezy trump Funny, sleep tight, and will do, if she ever wakes up. :)

Just a secret...

She's back. She's been sneaking around AMHD for a little bit... most likely catching up.

Night!

Once I get down to a healthier weight, I'mma get a breast augmentation.

You're still young, have you looked at all the risks, the fact that breastfeeding would never be an option, and that pregnancy might change the look of your augmented breasts as well.

CM, I was a B cup before I had kids, now I'm a DD. Wait a while, don't rush in to this, there are so many risks, and the cost is quite high.

You're only 22, give it some time. Sorry, Mom mode kicked in, can't help it. :)

Kids I'm tired, got to go nighty night, its' midnight here and the rugrats get up early. I'll see you all tomorrow, or later today as the case may be.:)

Alty out.

I'm a 36c, it's not the size that I want to make bigger. I want them to be even. One is a cup and half larger than the other.

And I was under the impression that you CAN breastfeed after augmentation. In fact, I have a friend who did.

Why are there TRUMPS in the castle? Don't you know they will try a corporate takeover?

I wish I could come in the castle as normal... with out security stopping me all of the time!

Oh... I like the new colours boys! Nice job!

I did some research, found this site, I stand corrected, some women can breast feed even after getting implants;

Breastfeeding With Breast Implants, Pregnancy, Breastfeed, Aureole, Silicone Gel-filled Or Saline-filled Implants, Breast Milk (http://www.pregnancy-period.com/breastfeeding_with_breast_implants.html)

It's your decision CM, only yours, just be aware of the risks. Sorry if I upset you. My mom lost a breast to cancer, she looked in to implants but they weren't a possibility. She was a D cup, after the surgery she was a D cup and a nothing, not even an A, in fact there was an indent where her breast used to be. It's not easy, my mom was a very strong women, didn't think losing a breast would affect her that much, but it did. We do put allot of our identity as women into our breast.

So, having said that, you're an adult, you can make your own choices, and I stand behind you no matter what choice you make, I'm just a worry wart, that's all, always weigh the pros and cons.

Now I really have to go to bed, YAWN, so tired.

Night kids. :)

And what is this I hear about Alty sneakin around with my boyz?? Where is MY massage? I could actually use a really good foot rub!. or just a whole day in the castle spa!

Thank you for the concern Alty. I know the risks. It won't be for a while, so I will know then.

Hi CM! Looks like I missed almost everyone! Batman should still be around for another 20 minutes or so. :( Sneezy sent me some things to try and fix *%*# Puter... but it just keeps on freezing up on me, and still won't let me get through the whole thing!

Ohhhh... why is there a rat in a hat in the castle? LOL! There is an idea for your next children's book Alty! "The Rat in the Hat" ;)

LOL... I will most likely be online for a while... I'm an insomniac.

Where is MY massage?? I could actually use a really good foot rub!!....or just a whole day in the castle spa!

Here you go starby... now just lie back and relax :)

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Time for me to go

Night all :)

Night.

That foot rub feels mighty good Batman! :D I see you are finally showing your real face to everyone else! Just don't show the one I took lastnite OK? ;)

Busy night here last night huh?

Sneezy, you find that girl, you might need to invite me along :eek: :)

I go to sleep and the castle wakes up. AFter all that "work" I did painting the dungeon...

:) you guys... sheesh... Morning!

Morning HC!

How's FLA treating you?

FL is divine. Simply divine.

I'm a little jealous. Though the weather is REALLY nice here today. Probably around 65-70 when I got up, not a cloud in the sky. Should be a good day :)

Here you go starby...................now just lie back and relax :)

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THOSE are Starduck's feet?? :eek:

You didn't know I was half girl/half duck, Stringy?

I'm sooooooooooo late! Love the new décor!

Be warned, I'm in a bunny mood!

That's one big Bunny Kal! LOL! You're up late!

Good grief! So I am!

Bed time. :P

Night all.

G'nite, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite! Muwaahahaha!

G'nite, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!! Muwaahahaha!!

Starduck, hey Sratduck... psssssst... listen, come here, closer, closer...

What Stringy, whaaat?. do tell...

What Stringy, whaaat??....do tell.....

Listen Startduck, I have to speak softly, others will hear, they will think I am a turncoat, did you see the new appliances in the redecorated dungeon kitchen?

Okay I'll whisper quietly. I see shiny things... I see a deep fryer in the corner. Whatever would the dungeon masters use it for?

Ooo... shiny... I liiiiiike shiny... :)

String Man... shhhhhh! I think someone is listening in! I hear a chirping sound!

All I heard was shiny... :) Really, I swear... ;)

Shiny, shiny, I like shiny, is it a diamond? :)

EXACTLY, a bright, shiny, deep Fryer... brand new "plucking" utensils, A large new shiny pot that is boiling on the new stove..? An the oven is set to 'duck"!

And look, you too HC, the table is set with a new linen table cloth and plates, silverware, goblins filled with wine, flowers, corn on the cob, salads, butter, salt and pepper,. but no meat...

This castle has gone vegetarian! Stringer you tricked me!. and why are you filling our goblins with wine? They are the guards... they can't be tipsy!

This castle has gone vegetarian! Stringer you tricked me!!....and why are you filling our goblins with wine?? They are the guards....they can't be tipsy!!

no... I just felt some quilt about what was being planned and I wanted to give you a warning... you may be losing SOME FEATHERS ducky!!

And possibly MORE!!

Duck, duck, let's eat the duck. Mmmmmmmm...

Stringer, you catch her, I'll pluck her, we'll combine our cooking skills. This will be the best roast duck ever. Too bad Starby can't join us. ;)

no........I just felt some quilt about what was being planned and i wanted to give you a warning.......you may be loosing SOME FEATHERS ducky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've all gone quackers!. and I'm going to take you dowwwnnnn!!

Mmm... duck... No offense Starby... but you're going to be REAL good. :)

Mmm... duck.... No offense Starby... but you're going to be REAL good. :)

I'm not going down without a flight M'llardy!!

Lol... and the first thing that came to mind with that one??

"Duck Tales... WOO-OOO! D-d-d-danger out to find you... There's a stranger right behind you!"
YouTube - Duck Tales (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Sb0hGUNIQ)

I have to fly... I'll be back later to quack you up!

Man... I am REALLY HUNGRY, so hungry Alty that I can smell the duck even though we haven't caught her as yet...

Picture this; a big, brown, crispy, fully cooked through DUCK LEG!! Sizzling hot, can you taste the first bite and how the juices in your mouth will EXPLODE with flavor?? Smelling it is great... but man that very first bite, you have to savor it slowly before sallowing...

My eyes are watering... overcome with the thought of it all...

Lol.... and the first thing that came to mind with that one???

"Duck Tales... WOO-OOO! D-d-d-danger out to find you... There's a stranger right behind you!"
YouTube - Duck Tales (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Sb0hGUNIQ)

So... Many... MEMories

Oh yeah... I loved Duck Tales! :)

I was never much into it.. I was more of a crap what was the show..

It had the bear flying the plane...

Man......I am REALLY HUNGRY, so hungry Alty that I can smell the duck even though we haven't caught her as yet........

Picture this; a big, brown, crispy, fully cooked through DUCK LEG!!!!! Sizzling hot, can you taste the first bite and how the juices in your mouth will EXPLODE with flavor??????? Smelling it is great...but man that very first bite, you have to savor it slowly before sallowing.....

My eyes are watering.....overcome with the thought of it all......

Dangit Stringer, now I'm hungry, we have to catch that duck. Should we set a trap? Ssshhh, don't tell her, what shall we use as bait? I know, a hunky Australian, she'll fall for that. :)

Dangit Stringer, now I'm hungry, we have to catch that duck. Should we set a trap? Ssshhh, don't tell her, what shall we use as bait? I know, a hunky Australian, she'll fall for that. :)

Yes , lets do that, yeah tie M up right here in the middle of the noose tied to the big tree limb,, NO WAIT ALTY!! NO WAIT!! WAIT A MINUTE HERE!!

HEY!! I get it now, oh... you want me to talk my friend into being the "bait"... right? Then when he is tied up and I am the only one left, you AND Starduck jump out and, and , and... I can't almost say it (gasp) you would then have M and M(e)!

How treacherous! How devious! How completely tricky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

Me? Treacherous? No way Stringer. I just want roast duck. Starduck likes M, she lub, lub, lubs M. We can catch her, and cook her and dine with wine, isn't that divine? I'm willing to use different bait, hmmmmm, she lubs you too. ;)

Does that now make me "Baitman"

Me? treacherous? No way Stringer. I just want roast duck. Starduck likes M, she lub, lub, lubs M. We can catch her, and cook her and dine with wine, isn't that divine? I'm willing to use different bait, hmmmmm, she lubs you too. ;)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm? (Stringer lowers his eyebrow... and stares (:... )

Baitman, hee, hee, good one M. You up for it, I'll share the roast duck with you if you agree to be the bait. I'll cook some potatoes, cut up some carrots, make spaetzle, with gravy. Mmmmmmm, I think I need to make supper soon, Alty's hungry. ;)

MMMmmmmmm... sounds nice :)

Hey everyone,

Finally made it over, took a while but here now. (;

Hey Joe

Hey Joe, Hey M, I'm done cooking, sadly, it wasn't roast duck. Where's Starby?

::burp::

Starby? Uh... I... don't know a starby

Hey Sneezy, are we alone? ;););););)

I think so... I think so...

Well, actually, not for long. A friend of mine got stranded at the airport (most flights out of atl delayed/canceled), so I have to go pick her up and she'll be crashing with me tonight.

... alty, how about a threesome?

Sneezy, you'll have to read about it in my "sexual secrets" book. Now threesome for cards, count me in. :)

::shakes head::

M, you snuck up on me. Ya, I just read that post back, now I'm shaking my head. I really should read it before I post.:eek:

::burp::

starby? uh...I...don't know a starby

:( I can't feel my legs!! Eeeekkkk... Sneezer, what have you been up to??

I think there are big bad ghosts following me around in the castle. I didn't have any power for most of the day!. no phone... no TV... no puter (getting used to that)... fridge got warm... and the worst thing... NO BLOW DRYER OR CURLING IRON! :eek: :eek:... scary lighting... really loud thunder... big hail stones... Niki go outside or leave my side!. Yikers!!

Castle of doom? It looks golden in the sunshine.

PM ing everyone is like sharing gum at school. If everyone doesn't get a piece, make sure they don't know about it.

Aw, Simone, I'd have pm'd you, but I stuck to the people who went to the last castle, PM ing everyone on the board, that would take a few weeks, the castle will be closed by then, we have the gift of gab.

Welcome, hope you join in, we're a crazy bunch, but it's fun. You have to stay on your toes though, miss a page of posts and you'll be lost for days. :)

Hi Simone! Welcome to the crazy castle! :D

Oh no... another girl :D


Just kidding simone... welcome :)

Hey all, anyone still around?

Hey biggie... how's things?

Not too bad... I see batman is gone? Back to the dog?

I was out at the bar for a while with my friend, it was his 21st today. Good times, played a few games of pool, didn't lose - no worries :)

Sounds good mate... Batman may reappear :)

And on that note - I am off to bed... Work early tomorrow, but only a half day :D

I will talk to you all tomorrow. Good night!

Anyone still here?

Night biggie

Anyone? No one?

... this could spell barney for me.

My friend is snoring on my bed... and this isn't my normal bedtime so I'm having trouble sleeping... but I got to get up at 5am to drive her to the airport. Ruh roh.

I'm here Sneezy, I missed Biggie. :( On the phone with Starby. We're talking about how to cook Duck, ironic, isn't it? ;)

I'm not speaking with you Sneezy Mctraitorson! :p You were smacking your lips, and dining on me!

He invited me too Starby, something about a threesome? Or was that another night. I'm so confused. :);)

... oh and I also heard about some guy named Baitman?. and now he's somehow disapearred! Ducky sad! :( ::sniff sniff::

Ooops, busted, that was my idea Starby. Baitman and Stringer were going to help me catch you. I'm HUNGRY!! Sorry ducky. :)

Lol... Baitman , how many names will I end up with :)

I thought you called yourself Baitman, wasn't it you? I could swear it was you. Don't make me go back and look. Please, I'm tired. :)

DOH... it was too :)

I knew it! Whew, I was worried there for a minute, thought I was losing my mind. :)

I knew it! Whew, I was worried there for a minute, thought I was losing my mind. :)

LOL... you probably are anyway Alty :)

No way, my mind is intact, it's my body that I'm losing. ;)

You look pretty good to me Alty :p

::blush:: gosh, thanks M, you too. :)

Welcome to the Mutual Admiration Society :)

Where did starby go... her puter must be playing up again.

Quack Quack Quack!. I'm going out to my pond to talk to the frogs, and the other animals in the meadows!

I'm on the phone with her, she can't multitask, nope, can't do it, it's sad. Ooooh, now she's mad, apparently being on the phone and being mad is possible, that's multitasking, right?

Maaaddd... maaaaaddd you say?. muwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!

Quack Quack Quack!!!....I'm going out to my pond to talk to the frogs, and the other animals in the meadows!!


The duck, the duck, M, grab the duck, I'm hungry. You catch and pluck, I'll heat up the oven. Deal? ;)

Maaaddd....maaaaaddd you say???.....muwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hha!!


Now, now ducky, don't be such a quack! :)

There's a Ducktor in the house...

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Baitman you know you haven't had much plucking experience! Go back to your plucking corner now, and think about what the pluck you've done!

Yes, there's a duck in the house, here's how I picture her;

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What wine is best with duck, red or white? ;)

You guys are crazy... ;)

Ok time for me to head off , Friday night drinks beckon , have a great weekend and I might try and pop in tomorrow morning.

Adios :)

EDIT: MMmmm looks tasty Alty!!

Have a... uhhmmm... fair wkd... wkd Batman! I'll get you for this! I've got all wkd to set a trap! :p Enjoy your free time while you can!! Muwahahahaha!

Night M, roast duck on Monday? Sound good, let me know, I'll set an extra place. :)

Take care sweetie, have a beer for me, k?

I should hit the hay too Starby, Alty tired, wait, why am I writing this, you're on the phone, I'll just tell you. ;)

Excuse me, have you seen a duck anywhere?

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Okay, really, goodnight. :)

Morning all. 5am here.

... off to the airport I go~

Where are you flying off too?. are you escaping because you are guilty of "duck slaughter??" I'm calling "America's Most Hunted!!!" :p

Dear god starby... what time is it there?!

No, a friend of mine got stranded at the airport last night because all flights were canceled/delayed... so I picked her up, she crashed here, and now I'm dropping her off. I'll be back!

... 6am.

Just got a call from my friend who I dropped off at the airport. Apparently, due to all flights being canceled yesterday, all flights today are overbooked... and the only available flight today is at 10pm.

... back to the airport...

Damn Sneezy,

Long night/morning for you huh?

Figured everything out yet?

Hey biggie.

Figured what out?

I picked my friend back up from the airport... she's now passed out on my bed.

... I'm up.

So you have to bring her back at 10?

Did you sleep at all last night? I hate trying to sleep with people... most of the time. Gets WAY too uncomfortable

1. I don't like sharing my bed. Blech.

2. I'm not even that close to this girl... she's my ex gf's ex best friend... if that made sense. So sharing a bed that was once my ex's best friend... seems a bit awkward.

3. I picked her up last night around midnight... brought her back to my place... slept about 3 hours, took her back to the airport... and then came home around 5am... only to get a call at 6am from her telling me that there are no more flights. She insisted that she'd take a cab... but it would have cost her about $70... so I just picked her up. She's back here now... passed out... and I'm up.

I think she canceled her trip though, probably going home later today.

How do you get yourself into these situations?

Sounds like a load of fun... I can imagine it would be awkward sharing a bed with your ex's ex best friend. You offered to bring her to the airport or did she call you up and ask?

y'know biggie... I have no idea how these things happen to me.

She called. She asked. I conceded.

Well at least you'll sleep well tonight, except its Friday and you probably won't want to

Poor Sneezy, this is what you get for being a nice guy. :) Don't ever change. :)

Hi.

::clears throat::

Hc says hi.

HC? She with you Sneezy. Say hi from me.

Well, I did it again, more info about me on AMHD, I really have to learn to stop typing. :)

Hey everyone :)

Hi alty. I'll tell her... but she's on the beach...

Hi biggie.

I have to head out again... but I'll be back later tonight.

Be good!

Where did everyone go?

Here, here, I'm here. Hi Biggie, hi Simone, how are you two?

Doing pretty well :)

Just got back from the gym, looking for plans for tonight.

One of my friends wants to go to a certain bar which I have heard bad things about. It's a "country" bar I guess, and I'm a little concerned it won't be much fun, but I guess if there's nothing else to do... :( I hate having stubborn friends sometimes :p

I'm not a big country fan myself, but I have gone to country bars, it can be lots of fun, just depends on your attitude. Go, two step with the gals, say yee ha and dosie do (spelled wrong I'm sure). Wear a cowboy hat and boots, you'll have a blast. :) Wish I could come with. :(

I'm not a huge country fan either, but some of my friends are. I can listen to it, but it gets a little old after a while. I'm hoping someone else comes up with better plans for me, but then I'll have to come up with an excuse to not go :p

What do you have planned for tonight Alty?

I have boring mommy plans. Cleaning, cooking, cleaning, bathing the kids, cleaning, playing with the kids, maybe a movie. I'm also watching my friends dog, he keeps me on my toes, that's for sure. Sigh, I can't wait until tomorrow, maybe a games night tomorrow, I throw great games nights, cards, board games, 20 people, it's great. :)

Games are always fun, nice and relaxing, unless I ruin it by getting overly competitive :p I have been told I don't know when to just relax and enjoy it - oh well :)

For now, I'm going to lie down for a few, hopefully I don't fall asleep ;)

No sleeping, you're young, get up, move around, do something! :)

I'm competitive too, but I definitely take it easy on games night, the group that comes over is just too much fun to take anything seriously, it ends up in a big laugh fest, no worries there. :)

WHARRGARBL... yessss, that is what I said... WHARRGARBL!. say it with me now... I'm not allowed to swear here, so that is my word of the day!

Someone stop the world from turning... I want offffff!!

What's up Starby? Is everything okay? I need food! Duck? ;)

Grrrrrrr... Rahhhh... Snap!

Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles and beer, remember the mantra, follow it, live it, love it. Bubbles and beer! :)

Hee starbs.

WHARRGARBL!

I don't think anyone else knows what we're talking about.

Hee hee.

I know, I know, me too! ;):)

Wharrgarbl! It's fun, but spell check doesn't work on it. :)

Reowr.

So... mmm... what's up, doc?

Whaargarbl... whaargarbl... whaargarbl... whaargarbl... u undrestand? I's thot u mite!

Whaargarbl

Whargarbl! Okay, really kids, others are going to think we are nuts. Wait, wait, they already think that. Whew, I was worried for a minute.

Hi M, Hi Sneezy, Hi Ducky! :);)

Whaargarbl... yes Batman, you are correct!. read your email man! LOL!

It will adopt several meanings to fit the situation! :D

Whaargarbl....yes Batman, you are correct!!.....read your email man!! LOL!!

It will adopt several meanings to fit the situation! :D

Love it :) I would attach the pic here but unfortunately can't do it from my puter at home , it's a bit ancient.

... them derned wharrgarbled home puters! They really flippin whaargarl me off!

An IT guy with an ancient computer, somehow, that doesn't mix. Time to upgrade M? ;)

I've got to whargarbl the kids today, maybe the dogs too, they stink.

This word really does have 1 million uses. :)

An IT guy with an ancient computer, somehow, that doesn't mix. Time to upgrade M? ;)

I know Alty , pretty sad isn't it. I left my laptop at work so I don't use this one very often.

Now I know how starby feels... RAH as HC would say.

Not Rah, whargarbl, that's the word M. The word that you heard, it's got groove, it's got meaning, whargarbl! :)

Is anyone around?. ::warning warning::... ::sirens::... ::big red flashing lights::... Starby needs a shoulder! :(

Hum... I'm here... Hi everyone!

Hey there! Welcome to the castle! Watch out for the crocodiles, and the corner ghosts! LOL!

I was trying to answer you before, but my computer likes to give me grief once again!

Grrrrrrr...Rahhhh.....Snap!!

"SNAP!"

Well it looks as it has finally happened, our duck has "snapped"... funny, it think I could almost hear it... hee hee.:D :eek: :rolleyes:
Stringer

Hey there! Welcome to the castle! Watch out for the crocodiles, and the corner ghosts!! LOL!!


Ok, I'll watch for them! The castle has improved since "alty's daycare" ! Thanks for the welcome!

New and improved, fresh paint in the dungeon, a pond for our Starduck, the crocs were flown in from Ozzie land, courtesy of M. The ghosts, what ghosts, I haven't seen any ghosts. Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Welcome to the castle of Doom Unknown. Still need that nickname, so think one up, okay? ;)

We'll discuss it over in the bunny binky room. OK?

Okie dokie. :)

Anyone here? I have a sleeping sickie on my lap, little Miss Sydney. Poor baby, she's not feeling well, climbed on my lap and fell asleep. What to do now? My legs and arm are falling asleep.

Er... hm...

You can get all of your bunny's jumped to gether to make a Big fuzzy moving card and put her on that XD

Hee, hee, good idea, but I don't think it will work. Any other suggestions? My butt's asleep now too. :(

Er... hmm... gah...

Wake her up and ask her politely to move to the bed our couch (yes, it does suck to wake up But its up to you)

Waking up a sleeping child is never an option, I repeat, NEVER! ;):)

I'm going to try and move her, if my legs don't give out. Wake up legs, time to work. :)

Hullo everyone! I just returned from a day with my parents.

... Basically, we had lunch, I took my brother to the mall so he doesn't look so homeless, and then I did some yardwork... got some flowers and planted them, spread mulch, pulled weeds, and sprayed some nutrient growth formula.

... now I'm tired.

Meow?

Meow? Meow? No meow, just whargarbl. :)

I'm trying to get motivated to clean my house, it's not working. :)

Sounds like you had a pretty good day Sneezy. I want to go shopping too. :(

Ah, sadly, I didn't get anything for meself. Bought my chubby bunny some clothes, a pair of sunglasses, and a necklace.

I'm a bit wiped, but I'm heading out to the mall now to get meself some things.

Don't forget to get something for Aunti Alty, you know it's nice to spoil the women in your life. I like diamonds, but prefer power tools. :):)

Don't forget to get something for Aunti Alty, you know it's nice to spoil the women in your life. I like diamonds, but prefer power tools. :):)

Power Tools?. no M don't go there :eek:

Hey Batman... Baitman... Franny Pants... M... Friend... uhmmm,. Kevin's Papa! :) Thanks for the pics! Very nice... and a hottie for a date!

Sneezer McSneeze?. can you pwease buy me something too? ::bottom lip hangin:: ::eyelashes batting::

Hey starby
Glad you liked the pics

What? We're sharing pics?! What are we sharing? I want to see!

... wait... if the pictures are of M being nakey... no thanks. No offense bud, there's nothing more I'd like to do on my weekend night than to see you being naked, but... wait. no. no it's not. Not at all. Sorry.

OK ladies. I just went out and bought some things for both of you.. . now how do I get it there?

Definitely not nakie sneezy , relax :)

Okay... here's the directions! Go down the freeway to interstate 9... make several left hand turns until you get to Montana... look for the Trans Canada Hwy... turn left-ish... then right-ish... keep driving until you see Bambi and Thumper... when you see a sign saying Gas City... turn off hwy... turn left-ish then rightish again... look for a sexy blonde with big brown eyes... don't get distracted... that will be Niki!. tell her to take you to mommy!. oh I forgot... turn left-ish again at the big brown cow in Nebraska!

Okay...here's the directions! Go down the freeway to interstate 9....make several left hand turns until you get to Montana....look for the Trans Canada Hwy...turn left-ish...then right-ish....keep driving until you see Bambi and Thumper.........when you see a sign saying Gas City..........turn off hwy.........turn left-ish then rightish again..........look for a sexy blonde with big brown eyes......that will be Niki!.......tell her to take you to mommy!!............oh I forgot.........turn left-ish again at the big brown cow in Nebraska!!

LOL... do you think Niki would like a Dark haired handsome Lab with floppy ears??

Whoa a discussion! Sweet... never been in one! :D

whoa a discussion! sweet...never been in one! :D

Hey
Stick around softy , we're all a bit crazy in here :)

And by "bit," we mean... a lot.

And by "everyone," we mean...

... everyone.