DUCK! I see DUCK!

Two-in-One Rockin' Cruisin' Duck at FAO Schwarz (http://www.fao.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=217&categoryId=423&parentCategoryId=369&name=Two-in-One+Rockin%27+Cruisin%27+Duck)

YouTube - To Duck or Not To Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m-8aqTP140)

YouTube - My cute pet: Little Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoZSh4HE1GQ)

How about these mean looking creatures??

It's 10:30..!

Do you know WHERE all my friends are!????!??!??!?!??? I don't KNOW!!!!!!. wow... after that outburst... it is now Veeeeeeeeeeerrrrrryyyy quite in here...

SSSSsssssshhhh Stringer, stop breathing for a second, hold your breath... strangely quite, I can only hear the noise in my head...

NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo wait what is that... no not BATMAN... look it is featherless-------DUCKGIRL.. TAAAaaaaa DAAAaaaa.... HA HA HEE HEE AND WITH A LITTLE RED CAPE NO LESS....

Hmmmmmmmm... she seems to have a strange little smirk on her ducky face and a WILD GLARE in her eye... wonder why?

I'm watching stringer , it is very quiet in here today... hhhmmmmm

Hope your doing OK Alty :(

I'm watching stringer , it is very quiet in here today........hhhmmmmm

Hope your doing OK Alty :(

HEY PARTNER.

Second that Alty..

It's a bird... It's a plane... Nooooo... It's DUCKGIRL!. She can leap tall castles in a single bound!. She can fight off the enemy with her duckish charms... She can soar above the castle grounds, with only one feather intact... DUCKGIRL... DUCKGIRL... DUCKGIRL!!

Ok M... it WORKED!! We drew her out!! Quick Now! TAKE AIM! STEADY NOW... "PULL!!!!!!!!!!!" Aim for that little RED CAPE!! And oh yeah... that feather.

HaHa... once we shoot that last feather off stringer she will be immobile :D

HaHa..................once we shoot that last feather off stringer she will be immobile :D

Yep and I think we will finally have the bird... not as in getting the "bird" cause I think I saw her do that to us a few times... I think you may have gotten the feather M. Now watch that she doesn't fall right on your head my friend.

What's with the red cape thingy??

Well my friends, it is now midnight and Stringers' eyes are burning... sign of "sleep needed" so I am going to listen to this sign and crawl into those fresh, silky, cool sheets. My wife has put new linen on the bed and they are calling me again. There is something about sliding into those sheets that close these weary eyes almost immediately...

Good night my dear friends (Alty and Starduck, I hope you two get to feeling better soon.

Sleepy Stringer:D :D :p :)

Night stringer :)

Nite stringer :)

Here's the gun M, wake me when it is my turn to keep the watch... K?

By the way, what time is it there?

Stringer

I'll look after the place stringer

3.10pm Wednesday here

Hi guys! Achoooo!

Okay, the feeling has come back in my fingers, but I hacked up a phlegm ball the size of a gold ball, it was so not pretty. Sorry tmi? ;)

Goodnight Stringer, pleasant dreams.

Hi Alty
Glad to hear your feeling better :)

Phlegm Ball... ooo definitely TMI!!

I'll look after the place stringer

3.10pm Wednesday here


15 hours difference... wow.

I need to go to sleep but I would love to talk about Australia and New Zealand with you sometime my friend... we are considering a trip sometime in the future.

Sorry M, thought I'd share. I won't give you the cold though, I promise not to send my phlegm ball to Aussie land, k? ;)

15 hours difference.....wow.

I need to go to sleep but I would love to talk about Australia and New Zealand with you sometime my friend...we are considering a trip sometime in the future.


Me too, me too, take me with you, I need a vacation! :):)

Hi guys! Achoooo!

Okay, the feeling has come back in my fingers, but I hacked up a phlegm ball the size of a gold ball, it was so not pretty. Sorry tmi? ;)

Goodnight Stringer, pleasant dreams.

Ooooooooowwwweeeeeee, now I have something to dream about, I was wondering what I could possibly dream about... no prob now dear, thank you.. hahaha:eek:

15 hours difference.....wow.

I need to go to sleep but I would love to talk about Australia and New Zealand with you sometime my friend...we are considering a trip sometime in the future.

Absolutely no problem at all stringer , would be happy to help.

Me too, me too, take me with you, I need a vacation! :):)

Yes bring alty too stringer , I'll organise us a Big Party!!

Sorry stringer, I'm medicated, didn't realize how bad that sounded. Don't dream of phlegm balls, dream of kittens, with hair balls. :)

Sorry stringer, I'm medicated, didn't realize how bad that sounded. Don't dream of phlegm balls, dream of kittens, with hair balls. :)

Is this really how that's spelt :confused:

Yes bring alty too stringer , I'll organise us a Big Party !!!!!


PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! I'll bring come Canadian beer. Will they let me? M, can you handle a beer with 8% alcohol? Not kidding. :)

Me too, me too, take me with you, I need a vacation! :):)

OK, OK, OK, OK... Sssssssssshhhh stay calm, I'll think about it, there will be some concessions though. Just don't give me any visions of you playing with that flim ball with your fingers... K?

Yeah, I think alty is correct... phlegm not flim... whatever! I can still see it in my minds' eye... Oooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeee and I mean that!

Sicky Sleepy Stringer

Is this really how thats spelt :confused:

Sadly, yes, that's the way it's spelt. It's spelt almost as bad as it looks, really! :)

PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! I'll bring come Canadian beer. Will they let me? M, can you handle a beer with 8% alcohol? Not kidding. :)

Sheesh
Are you kidding Alty , I live on beer... bring it on ;)

ok, ok, ok, ok............Sssssssssshhhh stay calm, I'll think about it, there will be some concessions though. Just don't give me any visions of you playing with that flim ball with your fingers........K?

Nope, no playing with the flim, what's a flim ball! :)

Okay a nice vision for you my dear;

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::gulp:: you changed your hair colour Alty ;)

sheesh
are you kidding Alty , I live on beer....................bring it on ;)


Is that a challenge M? I bet I can drink you under the table. Yes sir, I'm a German girl, I was raised on beer! :)

sheesh
are you kidding Alty , I live on beer....................bring it on ;)

Coors Light, Corona Light, Becks, Hinekin (sp)... good beers... Usually get a couple kegs when we have a party.

Nope, no playing with the flim, what's a flim ball! :)

Okay a nice vision for you my dear;

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Naw.. too Las Vegas for me... I like sweet, curvy, down home, natural beauties... like... can you guess who?

Is that a challenge M? I bet I can drink you under the table. Yes sir, I'm a German girl, I was raised on beer! :)

I'm always up for a beer challenge alty :D

Me!

Me!

Wow you MUST be physic..

M, we are now off the beer part, I think... hahahahahahahahahaha and ha!:)

Okay, to prove that I was raised on beer;

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That's my mommy and me, I was around 9 months old. :)

Geez Alty... you started a little late... :p

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Aw, cute baby M. :)

Okay, no more baby pics, it's actually making me want to have another one, and this baby factory is definitely closed for business. Yup, no more. But, AWWWWWWW! :)

Okay, to prove that I was raised on beer;

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That's my mommy and me, I was around 9 months old. :)


Ok... I have no complaints my dear...

Geez Alty.............you started a little late............:p

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Goooood one M. I wish I knew where you find these and so quickly also?

You boys want to see a nudie picture?

Nope, no playing with the flim, what's a flim ball! :)

Okay a nice vision for you my dear;

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It is way too late to be giving me spelling lessons dear... :)

You boys want to see a nudie picture?

You're teasing... :rolleyes: M... Over weight, sloppy, warning... she will find one like this I know she will!

Of course I'm not teasing Stringer;

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Okay, so I'm only topless.:)

Sorry, boys, brought out the old baby album.

At least my baby pics are in color! :)

Okay kids, I have to go. It's midnight and I'm tired. Have to get some rest so I can kick this cold.

I'll talk to you gents tomorrow. Until then, sleep well Stringer, M, have a beer for me, k? Lub you both.

Goodnight.

Alty out.

Night guys :)

I was definitely wrong about the ugly part M. And black and white photos are charming deary... hahaha... You can be mean, see I told you... :)

I AM GOING TO SLEEP ALSO, MY BODY IS HURTING ME... night.
Stringer

1293 post...anyone notice? We are getting close again....night now.

Probably be finished by the weekend stringer , thought you were going to Bed?

Think silky sheets , lovely wife waiting , eyes getting wearrryyyy zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Morning all! Sad... we're about to close yet another thread...

Sneezy! Great new avatar! :)

Morning HC, how are you this AM?

I'm good...

Although... ernesto espresso machine isn't doing as good...

I dropped him... he shattered... sad...

Oh no, what are you going to do?

I know how people get when they don't get their morning caffeine, you have a backup right?

:) Yes, I have a backup... its called the pre-pot in my system. I drink at least a pot before I even get to work... :)

I JUST GOT A COMPUTER FOR $50!! With a burner... wow... I'm happy...

Alty - this is good... may be able to get that internet after all! :)

Maybe we should chip in and send one to starby lol

Lol... yeah... Sadly, the college only had 8 and they were gone before the posting was put on the Intranet. Amazing... and LCD monitors for $25! I was too late to get one of those - they only had 4.

I'm happy :)

Sounds like a hell of a deal...

Do they have any espresso makers? :)

PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! I'll bring come Canadian beer. Will they let me? M, can you handle a beer with 8% alcohol? Not kidding. :)

Momma C just might drop in so have a Gingerale, cold and in a wine glass, ready for me. You never know when I'll drop in to check on you kids.. hahahaha.

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HA - I wish... May have to hit Target for a replacement for Ernesto. Poor little guy.

Morning, Chery! :)

HA - I wish... May have to hit Target for a replacement for Ernesto. Poor little guy.

Morning, Chery! :)

Morning HC.. I've only got instant, so don't need a fancy machine. My daughter went through three espresso machines within the last 6 months... not going to happen to me.

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I suppose I could just grab one of the many machines at my apartment, but sadly, its going to be a couple weeks before my stuff gets TO my new place! (Moving is always fun!)

Soooo, that's an excuse to buy a new one! Pretty, pretty espresso machines... :)

Shall I send my keurig? Or my aroma solo? Or... what about my senseo?

If you personally deliver it? I'll take a camp stove... ;)

Keurig... *sigh*... this just might be the opportunity to take the plunge and buy myself one... I love those little things...

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do ittttttt

Oooo... shiny... ;)

Sneezy... you're a bad influence... you know that?

I'm doing it. Right now.

*sigh*

I'm so easily pleased...

Muahhaha

I win this round.

Morning Sneezy,

Was out too late last night, but I saw the new batman movie. I've never seen any of the others I don't think, definitely was an amazing movie. Heath Ledger is phenomenal.

Hey biggie. I'm glad you liked it.

... hc, you have a problem. Seek help.

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muahhaha

I win this round.

But... but...

All right... I concede...

... but I will have revenge...

... pretty, pretty Keurig...

Morning all.

HC, sorry I didn't email you last night, I actually forgot until I was already snuggled in bed, almost asleep. Alty bad. No more numbness in my fingers (yet) but my cold is hanging on with a vengeance, nasty little bugger. :(

Momma C, how do you like the castle?

Sadly kids, I'm out of coffee, I'm going frantic, I need my fix. I can't believe how twitchy I am, I didn't think I had that big a coffee addiction, sadly, I do, which is sad in and of itself. :)

Well, I ran out (on Sneezy's suggestion) and bought myself a brand new machine... I'm soooo addicted, its not funny.

Glad you're feeling better. I figured you were, but glad to hear it. :)

Can you send me a cup of coffee HC, I'm desperate. :(

Sure...

... darn it... the stupid dilithium crystals are shot...

I can't beam them over to you... let me pull out my trusty pocket-sized stargate...

Crud...

That would be in the other skirt...

Does that mean I'm coffeeless? Oh my, me thinks me might have to go to Starbucks. "Kids, get dressed, we're going out!" ;)

There you go... ooo... or hit Timmy's and get one of those cold frappy creamy thingies. :)

I don't think cold is a good idea right now, hot is so much better for my poor throat. Maybe I could make some tea, blah, what am I thinking? COFFEE, I LOVE YOU! :)

Good girl... that momentary lapse into crazy world was sponsored solely by the ickiness in your throat. It is trying to confuse you to betray our wonderful caffeinated friend...

Don't give in!

Be strong!

Sure.....

....darn it... the stupid dilithium crystals are shot...

I can't beam them over to you..... let me pull out my trusty pocket-sized stargate...

Crud....

That would be in the other skirt....

Them there things are never around when you need them! I loaned mine to Richard Dean and haven't seen it since. Darn.

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He took my last one too!! I had to have Michael Shanks make me a new one... but...

... I didn't mind in the least... ;)

I'll never give up, never surrender! :)

I have a stalker here on AMHD. I think I mentioned not long ago that I once again butted heads with someone on this site, we just don't get along, I tried to stop him from belittling someone else and that all went to h@ll. He sent me a few PM's in one of them he said "I could crush you on the boards if I wanted to", I PM'd him and said enough, that I would delete anything further from him. Well, I decided to avoid him, but now he's following me. He went to a site he normally would never go to just to quote something I said and make a derogatory comment about it. So of course I responded. Sorry, I'm mad, needed to vent. All this on the day I run out of coffee, and have a cold, I think the universe is against me. :(

Don't worry Alty... We'll protect you... I'll sick one of the meanies after my husband after him... you know... Roger Rabbit... they'll DIP him! :)

(Sorry if that movie reference is lost... I adored that movie as a kid... as evidenced by the avatar! ;) )

Lost?

I loved that movie!

HC, I too loved the movie. Have it copied on VHS somewhere, years old, but still a winner in my house.

You kids all know that you can talk to Momma C about who's bothering you and stand back while I do my thing. With a little help from Stringer, of course.

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Heck, I'll even knee the Umpire!

:D I knew someone would! :)

HC, I too loved the movie. Have it copied on VHS somewhere, years old, but still a winner in my house.

You kids all know that you can talk to Momma C about who's bothering you and stand back while I do my thing. With a little help from Stringer, of course.

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Heck, I'll even knee the Umpire!

You da bomb Chery

He took my last one too!!! I had to have Michael Shanks make me a new one.... but....

.... I didn't mind in the least..... ;)
Hey girl, I too wouldn't mind if Michael made me anything, new or old! Gosh, my glasses are fogging up.

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EDIT: Stargates are replaceable, those two beautiful men are not...

HC, I too loved the movie. Have it copied on VHS somewhere, years old, but still a winner in my house.

You kids all know that you can talk to Momma C about who's bothering you and stand back while I do my thing. With a little help from Stringer, of course.

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Heck, I'll even knee the Umpire!


For you Chery... anything.

I love my cyber family!! :):):)

Got to run for a bit all, spend some time with the kidlets and maybe head over to Starbucks, I need my COFFEE!! Can't function without it. ;)

Ciao bella! :)

Oh, and Chery? Michael... *sigh*... one of the many important reasons for watching SG:1

Ciao bella! :)

Oh, and Chery? Michael..... *sigh*.... one of the many important reasons for watching SG:1

We love SG-1, Atlantis, Lost, Jeremiah (re-runs all except Atlantis), good Si-FI. Again I find myself bragging about Marta (sorry), but she even watches the NFL with us guys...

I've watched all the above... except for Jeremiah... NFL is cool too... hockey is in my blood... (Dad grew up in Quebec)... Marta sounds cooooool... :)

Thank you... she is teaching me how to be cool too... I am in my second lesson... she says... I need "work."

This is very funny... if you feel like a few laughs, listen:

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Stinger

Hello errrrone

Helllooo?. finally, I get on and no one's here. Harumph.

I've been all out of sorts this week. Alty, whatever you had, I think it's spreading in the castle. EVACUATE NOW! QUARANTINE THIS PLACE!!

Perhaps I've been running myself rather ragged... :(

Yes... I agree... ragged... you need a vacation :)

HAH! I just got back from one.

::moans::

I think I'm taking an early day today.

Depressed appetite, puking, nausea, and just overall feeling... poopy.

Where's a doctor when I need one?

Aww... you should go home and go to bed. Study tomorrow. Watch some Dexter and do nothing...

Really. Chicky says so. Obey the Chicky.

HAH! I just got back from one.

::moans::

I think I'm taking an early day today.

depressed appetite, puking, nausea, and just overall feeling...poopy.

where's a doctor when I need one?

May I recommend two aspirin, and as Chickey said, Dexter, and check in with us in the morning...
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Get well soon, we need you healthy and chipper around here!

We love SG-1, Atlantis, Lost, Jeremiah (re-runs all except Atlantis), good Si-FI. Again I find myself bragging about Marta (sorry), but she even watches the NFL with us guys......
I wouldn't know what to do without them Wednesday nights. I like Andromeda too - Kevin is absolutely devine! I liked his dad when he was a western series star too. Ah, grandma has her memories and imagination still!

As for sports, I enjoy the Superbowl and would love to get some Bowling Tournies on the tube here, but it's not that popular in this darned country I have to live in. Can't bowl myself anymore... had to pack my trophies away cause they depressed me and all that dust... ugh!

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I gave Sneezy my sickness? Oh no, I didn't want to do that. Sneezy, I'm so sorry, can you forgive me? :(

Momma C, HC thanks for the backup in the born before 80's thread. :)

KP, if you're around, thanks to you too. :)

Hello everyone! Seems to have been ages since I last posted. There were so many post to read!!

What do I learn!! Sneezy is now having the cold! Seems that this cold is contagious!!

Hey there Unky! I just popped in to see how the Castle was doing. You okay? Everyone seems to be getting sick here.

I think both the Sheriff and Deputy are off duty tonight. Haven't heard from Queen Starby or Queen Alty for a bit. So here I am "Princess Rebby" checking in making sure all is well on the home front.

Hi Rebbie! Oh, sorry, Princess Rebbie! :)


Hey there Unky! I just popped in to see how the Castle was doing. You okay? Everyone seems to be getting sick here.

Yes, am okay, but the weather here is wet, it's been raining all morning. Hope that I don't get sick too!


I think both the Sheriff and Deputy are off duty tonight. Haven't heard from Queen Starby or Queen Alty for a bit. So here I am "Princess Rebby" checking in making sure all is well on the home front.

Yes... it's been a while. I think I'm the only one, the 'apprentice' I think.

I'll be going for lunch now. See you later, in an hour or so!

Have a good lunch! I will be going to bed now. It is 3:17 a.m. and dream land is calling. So are you "Apprentice Uncky" then?? I have been trying to go to bed now for two hours. LOL Can't seem to tear myself away tonight. Hope you don't get sick also. Have a good rest of your day and a fun evening. Send some of that rain our way! Our garden sure could use it and the crocs in the mote, need a little extra fresh water also.

Well, I hope that the winds will carry the clouds there, I mean, where you are. The weather seems to clear out a bit and the sun shows some timidity, but its coming all right. Sweet dreams, Rebbie.

Yup, that was a nice lunch! Fried noodles, and salted exactly like I love them!

So, who's going to start the next one? :)

So, who's going to start the next one? :)

It seems that the rules say: "he whom asks this question, will be our long lost leader.."

EDIT: "fearless leader"

LOL!. well... we'll have to see what I can come up with...

It's your turn Chicky! Can we have another Castle?. or how 'bout a Farm Yard? Here a Chick... there a Chick... everywhere a Chick Chick! Lord knows we have several different species of animals that stop by for a visit! :D

The duck needs a home!

Oooo... I like that idea... give me a bit to fully develop it... ;)

Do "Royalty" live on farms? Hmmmmmm!! :p Rebby was just crowned Princess after all!

How 'bout a "Green Acres" feel? LOL!

Oh... yes... :) I'm definitely liking it! :)

I'm off to lunch... will check back in a bit...

Ciao!

Have a good lunch! :)

It's your turn Chicky!! Can we have another Castle?....or how 'bout a Farm Yard? Here a Chick...there a Chick....everywhere a Chick Chick!! Lord knows we have several different species of animals that stop by for a visit!! :D

The duck needs a home!!

The DUCK may need some hospital stay time... to save that last feather... surgery?:eek:

How about the City Park? There could be a nice pond for the ducks, benches for us while we watch our little animals run around and play. Of course we'll have to invest in a nice fence so that they stay safe..

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We can invite a few of these fellas too. P.S. watch it to the end...

Hospital?. Surgery?. Pigeons taking over?. OH QUACK!

Hmm... I'm going to have to give this some further deliberation...

Here you go...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/chickys-central-park-241154.html

For when this one closes down...

I like Central Park... :) Congrats Chery...

Awww, Thanks dear. You made my day.

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:) any time! :)

How about the City Park? There could be a nice pond for the ducks, benches for us while we watch our little animals run around and play. Of course we'll have to invest in a nice fence so that thay stay safe..

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We can invite a few of these fellas too. P.S. watch it to the end......


Funny... a Braveheart like me... the Sheriff.. :D

Did I miss something HC? "Congratulations Chery"?

And Alty, I am curious, how did those Google ads gt in your header? Did you put them there or does that just happen?

Stringer

Lol... no, it was just Chery's idea that I went with for the "next thread"... I like Starby's Barn yard, but the whole idea of a picnic with friends was way too appealing :)

Well, guess that tour is going to have to be put on hold and my courage may never be found! I didn't even get beyond the chair with the 2x4 Stringer!!

Well, guess that tour is going to have to be put on hold and my courage may never be found! I didn't even get beyond the chair with the 2x4 Stringer!!!!!!!!!!

As in the Wizard from that land called OZ.......I will grant you your courage now. You have been faithful, kind and relentless in your pursuit and it is time:

Now ALL HEAR THIS: "Miss Rebbie, you have shown strength and wisdom through out this thread, take and drink this mixture." kneel, "you are now in possession of all the courage you may ever need." "Show continued kindness and patience with those of us that need it." Go forth and be: bold, unafraid, valiant, audacious, and did I mention gallant......."

"You are now in procession of courage Princess........":D

You may now get up... congratulations my dear...

Stringer: Sheriff

Stringer...My Champion! Thank you so much. Now I feel more complete and able to move forward. I was going to be so sad to leave the Castle and not be in possession of the courage I so intensely desired to possess! Love and Hugs of appreciation!

You are welcome Princess Rebbie...

Here you go rebbie :)

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First go to advanced , then Manage attachments , browse (find file) and upload. Then close and click on the paper clip and click the image file.

Night all , time for me to fly!!

We're not closing the castle YET! We still have lots of room! I like my new bathtub! QUACKKK! ::swimming:: ::blowing bubbles::!. okay, I might have had too much duck food earlier! :p

Try the other one rebbie

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I was just curious as to where this door in the floor leads.

try the other one rebbie

The princess one? I noticed the duck one was larger when I posted so I took deleted it.

Oh goodness, I am getting a little loony and must get to bed. I will try again in the morning, okay M? I did manage to post the weird one above. I think the only thing I was doing wrong all this time was the paper clip. Sometimes I wonder if the Castle air is shrinking my brain!! LOL

Thanks for your help M. Until Tomorrow!

We're not closing the castle YET!! We still have lots of room!! I like my new bathtub!! QUACKKK!! ::swimming:: ::blowing bubbles::!!........okay, I might have had too much duck food earlier!! :p

I am so glad you like the new bathtub... room for everyone!! No room for those pointy toed boots though (Whoa ~~~~ OUCH!! ) but the hat should fit fine in here!

Whoaaa! That floor makes me dizzy Rebby!

G'nite all! It's 1:30, and I think I'll call it a night! :)

Night Starby, Rebbie and Batman sweet dreams to you all!

Wow, now, that castle seems large, especially with no one here... (yes, there's still some hundred post to go until 1500!)

I'll try that newly discovered trap door... that seems curious (hey nice clip Rebbie! )

Where has everyone been today? No one in the Binky Room all day, and no one in the Castle! Has someone locked you all in the dungeon?

Hey there! We have been looking for you! Stringer wondered where you have been and where Alty and other's have been. Did you post on the threads? I missed you if you did. It was awfully quiet tonight. I miss our Friday night "parties" at your place!! I looked for you. I thought maybe I wasn't getting notifications tonight.

I haven't gotten past the chair with the 2x4 in hand yet in the Castle. I was just getting up my courage to go investigating the mysteries of the castle and it is getting close, well, sort of close to closing the thread. Stringer bestowed Courage on me so now I am ready and rearin' to go... you think you could lend me your pointy toe boots thought, you know just in case?? LOL

I need to call it a night. Hope to talk to you again soon!

My boots are yours anytime you need them my dear Rebby! :D Sweet Dreams!

Does anyone else want to stay up and answer stupid prank phone calls for me? I'm a little tired of them! ;) Goodmorning everyone!. or should I say G'nite?! Hope everyone has a good day! Maybe I can get some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's now!! :)

It's just after midnight and I'm tipsy. Anyone on?

Well, I'm on now, and yup Rebbie, no one's been to the BBR or here lately. Neither me. I had 30hrs of internet at home, and guess what, I spent nearly all on AMHD! There're about 4 hours left :eek:. Hope you all going well.

Alty, hope you get better soon!

Hi Kalfour! You're new to the thread! Welcome to the castle. Make yourself at ease and ignore the ghosts and crocodiles around.

Well, night to all of you sleeping. But I think it's morning there! So good morning! I'm sure you're going to post a lot this week-end, though nobody seems to be around just now. Well, hope everybody else is fine!

Does anyone else want to stay up and answer stupid prank phone calls for me?? I'm a little tired of em! ;) Goodmorning everyone!!...or should I say G'nite??!! Hope everyone has a good day!! Maybe I can get some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's now!!! :)

You should have called me Starby!! Just because I go to bed, doesn't mean I am not available to help with stupid prank phone calls. I know what you mean about being tired of them. Let me help next time. Do you have forward on your phone? At night, just forward your phone to me until morning. I will gladly take those calls!! I have had lots of practice at that!! Don't go through this alone. I am here for you!! :p

I just arrived:rolleyes: :eek:

Well, i'm on now, and yup Rebbie, no one's been to the BBR or here lately. Neither me. I had 30hrs of internet at home, and guess what, i spent nearly all on AMHD! There're about 4 hours left :eek:. Hope you all going well.

Alty, hope you get better soon!

Hi Kalfour! You're new to the thread! Welcome to the castle. Make yourself at ease and ignore the ghosts and crocodiles around.

Well, nite to all of you sleeping. But i think it's morning there! So good morning! I'm sure you're gonna post a lot this week-end, though nobody seems to be around just now. Well, hope everybody else is fine!

Always enjoy seeing you on the thread. It was a quiet night on the threads but Friday's are sometimes except when we get going on "Dancing with My Dog" at Starby's. I don't think you had jumped in at that time. We will have to do that soon if Starby is available to host!! Have a good day!!

Hi Guy!! Busy day for you today?? Just when I was about to investigate all the mysteries at the Castle, here we are at 1,399 posts and closing at 1500! :(

Well, guess I better get on the bike and fly out of here! Later Gators (and crocs). LOL

You should have called me Starby!!! Just because I go to bed, doesn't mean I am not available to help with stupid prank phone calls. I know what you mean about being tired of them. Let me help next time. Do you have forward on your phone? At night, just forward your phone to me until morning. I will gladly take those calls!!! I have had lots of practice at that!!!!!!! Don't go through this alone. I am here for ya!!!! :p


Rebbie, THAT is an EXCELLENT IDEA! Starby, simply "forward these calls at night to the police station... wouldn't that shake the s**t out of them!:D :eek :eek: :rolleyes: :D :cool:

Stringer

Rebbie, THAT is an EXCELLENT IDEA! Starby, simply "forward these calls at night to the police station....wouldn't that shake the s**t out of them!:D :eek :eek: :rolleyes: :D :cool:

Stringer

Thanks Rebby Girl! I wonder how that would work LD. Of course the calls started at 3am. What a coincidence! Just when my ex the drunk would be leaving the bar on a Friday night... make that... any night! :rolleyes:

Do the police actually answer their phones after 5pm Stringy? I thought that was donut time!

Thanks Rebby Girl!! I wonder how that would work LD. Of course the calls started at 3am. What a coincidence! Just when my ex the drunk would be leaving the bar on a Friday nite....make that....any nite!! :rolleyes:

Do the police actually answer their phones after 5pm Stringy?? I thought that was donut time!!

I don't know, I would get the "non-emergency" phone number for the local police and use that one. Try it for one night, maybe even get the police permission to do this first.

But talk about getting revenge, THIS would top them all. I would LOVE to see their face when the police answer. Sometimes locally when I have called the non-emergency number with a question they don't even answer identifying themselves... they just say "how may I help you?" but if they did answer saying "Police Department"... hahahahahaha Love it!! :eek:

GREAT idea Rebbie!

Got to run, many things to do around the house. Started to clean the garage again. Decided that this mountain of crap will not be cleaned using only a teaspoon... need a backhoe...

Stringer

By the way... we have almost closed this thread (some one start thinking about starting another) AND have you all noticed guys that not once, not once has Alty or Starduck invited even one of us to the "Me-devil (ha) Bar. Are you guys keeping something from us... you have kept the bar to yourselves??

OK guys, here's the plan, gather at the moat front door, we will charge the liquor cabinet for the bar. Bring wire cutters and some explosives!

For all of you who don't have the link to the new thread, I'm posting it again. HC did the honors. See you there. :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/chickys-central-park-241154.html

By the way...we have almost closed this thread (some one start thinking about starting another) AND have you all noticed guys that not once, not once has Alty or Starduck invited even one of us to the "Me-devil (ha) Bar. Are you guys keeping something from us....you have kept the bar to yourselves???????

OK guys, here's the plan, gather at the moat front door, we will charge the liquor cabinet for the bar. Bring wire cutters and some explosives!

Blow up the Castle?? :eek: Not our pretty Castle! We need the dungeon. Apparently the moat is leaking, and we need to bring in a crew to do renovations, so we will temporarily pack our bags for a few weeks, while the cracks are filled in.

The Queens, and the Princess have decided to rent Central Park for a little while, until the moat is fixed. We have to load up the jewels in the Castle, but we hired some guy that drinks out of a brown paper bag to guard them. He looks very trustworthy. ( He claims it is special medicine) I will have my own personal Duck Pond, that unfortunately I have been told I have to temporarily share with the Crocs. It is up to you boys to transport the Crocs to the park. Careful... they don't like to be moved from the moat!

We have already cleaned out the liquor cabinet, so don't bother! We have packed it in secret coolers to bring to the park! The castle Queens and Princess will have there own pimped out tree house, and you need an annual park pass to enter! The cost of your monthly park permit, shall be based on your attendance, as decided by the park fairies!

Lets keep our park clean... well we will hire people to clean up the messes we make, and please don't feed the squirrels, or the racoons. I here they are gang members! :eek:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/chickys-central-park-241154.html

Hey Starby, I haven't talked to you for a while. How are you sweets?

I'm good! Where have you been? Are you feeling better?

I've been resting, trying to get rid of this bug. I feel horrible, my voice is fading, my nose hurts, my throat hurts, my ears hurt, my whole body hurts. I don't like being sick! :(

My friend came and picked up Bear today. I discussed with her the possibility of us keeping him, and she said, no, actually hearing how well he did here, she wants to get another dog. I gulped, and said that I though that was a bad idea, she's not really taking care of Bear the way he needs, so why get a second dog to ignore? She wants a buddy for Bear. So I suggested getting an older dog, 3 or 4 years old at the shelter. Nope, she wants a puppy. I tried, boy did I try, but it's their life and I can't do anything about it. I did say that we only have room for one more dog, so if she gets a second dog and decides she can't handle them, well, we can only take Bear on, so she better think this through. AHHHHHHHH!! Sorry, vent. :(

You're kidding! Holy crap! I thought for sure she would just let you have him after all of this! Getting another puppy that she is not going to care for... with a baby on the way too... is just insane! Wow! I bet she is thinking that if she gets another puppy, that will keep Bear out of her hair, and the little one will keep Bear occupied. Geeezzzzz!

I know, I'm shocked too. I really think that Bear would be happier and better off with us. Hopefully she won't rush into anything and she'll realize that she can't handle one dog, much less two.

I will give you a call a bit later if you're around. I need to go and shower, and get a few things done here today!

I'll be here, don't want to go anywhere. Talk to you later ducky. :)

Hi everyone!

Oof. I've been... swamped lately... how's everyone doing?

Alty, I'm glad you're feeling better enough to at least come back to the castle... where you hiding by the way?

I'm back out... off to the gym so I can look like I'm working out while I'm really sitting there sniffing people.

I've been hiding in the infirmary, but it stinks there so I came out to play for a bit.

Sniffing people? I hope you don't get caught. :)

Oh, no. I've been practicing on starbs. She hasn't noticed.

What does Starby smell like Sneezy? She's taking a shower right now, did you say something to her? ;)

Crap, maybe she did notice. She smells like... roasted duck...

... wait a second... why does she smell like roasted duck?

Maybe she was outside tanning today. I switched her sunblock to cooking oil. ;)

Nice! Gooo crisco!

OK, I'm heading out to the gym before I get any lazier. Bah! I want a day off.

Feel better my dear alty. Scotch works best with colds

Well, I think... I usually wake up feeling better, granted, I've lost a couple of days...

Scotch, I'll give it a try, I'm willing to try anything at this point.

Later Sir Sneezy, have fun sniffing people. :);)

Alty, that was a good one, changing the sun screen to cooking oil... you are still on top of your game!! Hope you feel better soon. Your sense of humor has not suffered any though! Good to see you all here today. I have been out of here most of the day and need to get things done also. Art show coming up in OCT. and nothing new!!

Thanks Rebby Girl!! I wonder how that would work LD. Of course the calls started at 3am. What a coincidence! Just when my ex the drunk would be leaving the bar on a Friday nite....make that....any nite!! :rolleyes:

Do the police actually answer their phones after 5pm Stringy?? I thought that was donut time!!

Hey there Starby, might be worth checking into, forwarding your phone to me a night here and there, giving you a break... not sure how it would work LD either. Since you can call here with no problem, thought maybe it would just go right on through. Might give you a good night's rest. When I answer, he wouldn't know but what he got a wrong number. We can work up a plan that's for sure. :p I bet Stringer and Alty and M and other friends could come up with some good ploys to pull this thing off. If I get a call, I could handle it a certain way, if you forwarded one night elsewhere, they could handle it totally differently, just throw a curve here and there and catch him off guard, not enough to make him angry but just cause grand confusion. LOL One of us could take on the roll of housekeekper, one a total stranger, wrong number and get him talking... find out some info. Well, give it some thought.

The Park is nice, I just hate to see the Castle close, even for repairs. Guess I didn't get in on it early enough and didn't get to explore enough of it. There are still so many possibilities. But where ever we are, the two Queens and the Princess, we make a good trio, don't you think??

Did you read where Stringer bestowed courage upon me so now I am ready for anything!! I was in the shower and as I was washing my hair, thoughts were running through my mind and I had to laugh, it was my birthday and thoughts of the day were running through my mind... thoughts of my castle friends. I thought about the Sheriff naming me Lil' Lioness then Unky I believe it was reminding me that Lions are royalty then you bestowing the honor on me of Princess and realized that I am born in July... my sign is Leo. Made for a nice moment of continuity and love!! :p

Wow, There are many leo's around. Including myself.
Well jrebel7 (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/../members/jrebel7.html), I tried sending you a pm but apparently it is all full. No more room..

How is everyone here, guess I have missed lots.
I will have to catch up a bit later.

Nighty night everyone.

... so here I was, minding my own business... running down the castle corridors to grab a towel so I could have a relaxing swim in the pond, after a lovely afternoon of sunning myself,. when I had this horrible accident! I started sliding on my slippery webbed feet... my wings flailing, and BOOM... down I went on my last tailfeather! It was then I said to myself "OH QUACK"... that wicked Queen had secretly replaced my sunblock with cooking oil!

It was at that moment that I knew I must devise a plan to rid the Wicked Queen of her cooking powers! I hurried out and purchased a new duck cape, and sat down to read the latest copy of Ducks Unlimited. For a small charge, they have promised to send me tips in the mail every month, and I can learn how to avoid the wrath of the evil hunter, and do good for all of my feathered friends!

SUPERDUCK!. to the rescue!!

Super Duck, hey there. I thought it was dunny buck??

Lol

Hey there Starby, might be worth checking into, forwarding your phone to me a night here and there, giving you a break....not sure how it would work LD either. Since you can call here with no problem, thought maybe it would just go right on through. Might give you a good night's rest. When I answer, he wouldn't know but what he got a wrong number. We can work up a plan that's for sure. :p I bet Stringer and Alty and M and other friends could come up with some good ploys to pull this thing off. If I get a call, I could handle it a certain way, if you forwarded one night elsewhere, they could handle it totally differently, just throw a curve here and there and catch him off guard, not enough to make him angry but just cause grand confusion. LOL One of us could take on the roll of housekeekper, one a total stranger, wrong number and get him talking....find out some info. Well, give it some thought.

The Park is nice, I just hate to see the Castle close, even for repairs. Guess I didn't get in on it early enough and didn't get to explore enough of it. There are still so many possibilities. But where ever we are, the two Queens and the Princess, we make a good trio, don't you think???

Did you read where Stringer bestowed courage upon me so now I am ready for anything!!!!! I was in the shower and as I was washing my hair, thoughts were running through my mind and I had to laugh, it was my birthday and thoughts of the day were running through my mind.......thoughts of my castle friends. I thought about the Sheriff naming me Lil' Lioness then Unky I believe it was reminding me that Lions are royalty then you bestowing the honor on me of Princess and realized that I am born in July.........my sign is Leo. Made for a nice moment of continuity and love!!! :p

Princess Lioness?. Is it your Birthday?? :o Happy Birthday to youuuuu... Happy Birthday to youuuuu... Happy Birthday Dear Princess... Happy Birthday to Youuuuu!!

Super duck, snooper nuck, doesn't matter, I will cook you little ducky, and dine on you in the castle dining room with all my friends.

Joe, will you bring the wine? What goes good with duck, red or white? ;)

Pinot goes very well with duck.

Oooh, sounds good Sneezy, can you bring some?

Apparently the duck lost her last feather today, and she roasted for a while in the sun. All we have to do is catch her, add some seasoning and stick her little duck butt in to the oven for a few hours. Mmmmm, I'm drooling, can't wait for the duck. :)

Super Duper Duck will drink your wine,. change into Dunny Buck (my alias) to fool you non-believers! Muwaha... *burp*... hahaha!

Good, she's drinking, she'll be much easier to catch now. Sneezy, Joe, get the net. :)

Nets ready... Are you ready??

I've got the club, I'm ready. Sneezy?

I escaped once again!. DUCK POWER!

Joe, if Starduck isn't caught in your net, who the heck did I club on the head?:eek: :eek:

Wow, There are many leo's around. Including myself.
Well jrebel7 (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/../members/jrebel7.html), I tried sending you a pm but apparently it is all full. No more room..

How is everyone here, guess I have missed lots.
I will have to catch up a bit later.

Nighty night everyone.

I had no idea my mail was full. I am usually pretty careful about checking that. I am so sorry I missed your note. It is clear now so hope you will try again!

Night, my fellow "Leo"!! :p

Rebbie, help, Joe, Sneezy and I were trying to catch the duck, Joe had a net, I had a club, but I don't know what happened to Sneezy. Anyway, we caught what we thought was the duck and I clubbed it on the head, but the duck flew by and said na, na, na, boo, boo, you can't catch me. So, can you check the net, see who I clubbed? Gulp, I hope whoever it is is okay. :(

Bawhahaha! I sent a decoy duck to fill in whilst I made my clever escape! No one has seen Silly String in a little while have they?? I tied him with duck twine! He struggled a bit, but he didn't get loose! Muwahahahahahaha!!

... just woke up.

Someone trapped me in a net and I remember feeling a thwack on my head... and lights out.

... did we catch the duck?

Oh no, Sneezy, I thought you were the duck. Are you okay? Is there a bump on your head? Want some wine, or is that a bad idea with a head wound?

The duck got away. What are we doing wrong, we're intelligent, hungry people, we should be able to catch one little blonde duck. I think it's time for a new plan. ;)

Plan away... I isn't fraid 'o no hunters! I have a carefully thought out, foolproof plan, that will allow me to escape my captors!

Please, feel free to pour the wine all over me and then we can...

... hm. Where's hc..

Sneezy, you bad. ;):)

Now, for the duck catching plan. She seems to think she can avoid capture, I say we play along with that, let her get a false sense of security, lure her with treats and trinkets, and then, when she's relaxed and her guard is down, wammo, we hit her with the club. Sneezy, do you want to man the net this time?

Yes. I'd like to man that net.

... what the heck is going on with me tonight?

Ahhhhhh... a good marinade! Wine soaked Asian Man!. a delicacy in some parts! :D :p

.......so here I was, minding my own business..... running down the castle corridors to grab a towel so I could have a relaxing swim in the pond, after a lovely afternoon of sunning myself,........... when I had this horrible accident!! I started sliding on my slippery webbed feet....my wings flailing, and BOOM....down I went on my last tailfeather!! It was then I said to myself "OH QUACK"............that wicked Queen had secretly replaced my sunblock with cooking oil!!

It was at that moment that I knew I must devise a plan to rid the Wicked Queen of her cooking powers! I hurried out and purchased a new duck cape, and sat down to read the latest copy of Ducks Unlimited. For a small charge, they have promised to send me tips in the mail every month, and I can learn how to avoid the wrath of the evil hunter, and do good for all of my feathered friends!

SUPERDUCK!!!!....to the rescue!!!


M!! I think we need some "DUC(K) TAPE.... getting noisey in here. She has no "Duck Tales" only a single feather left... now she needs to:

~~~~~~~~Bend over~~~~~~~~`let me ~~~~~~~~~~~see ya~~~~~shake a (as in one feather) tail feather~~~~~~~~~bend over~~~~~~let me see ya..................:eek:

Stinger taking aim...

Yikes ahhhhhhhhhh I am drowning in something...

Starby, the wine soaked Asian man is for HC, we are not allowed to indulge, so back away from him, no naughty thoughts, just back away. :):)

Sneezy, no worries, we love it when you are naughty. :)

yikes ahhhhhhhhhh I am drowning in something......

Oh no, Joe, did I soak you in wine too?

Super duck, snooper nuck, doesn't matter, I will cook you little ducky, and dine on you in the castle dining room with all my friends.

Joe, will you bring the wine? What goes good with duck, red or white? ;)


Maybe I am having second thoughts, after all: "She's JUST a widdle ducky..........":rolleyes:

M !!!!!!!!! I think we need some "DUC(K) TAPE....getting noisey in here. She has no "Duck Tales" only a single feather left.........now she needs to:

~~~~~~~~Bend over~~~~~~~~`let me ~~~~~~~~~~~see ya~~~~~shake a (as in one feather) tail feather~~~~~~~~~bend over~~~~~~let me see ya..................:eek:

Stinger taking aim.......

Stringer, we tried to catch her but she's sneaky and she got away. Joe caught her in his net (or so we thought) and I clubbed her on the head. Turns out that we accidentally caught Sneezy, he's got a bit of a head wound. Do you have a plan? Surely with the four of us working together we can catch one little duck, right?

Maybe I am having second thoughts, after all: "She's JUST a widdle ducky..........":rolleyes:

Ducky, shmucky, don't let her get to you. Don't let those big green duck eyes fool you. I know she looks pathetic with only one tail feather, and when she quacks with her little duck voice you want to hug her and take care of her, buy her presents and make her a silk bed, feed her and... WAIT, no, she won't get to me too. CATCH THE DUCK, COOK THE DUCK! :D

Castle security has once more been breached! All it takes is one feather to disable the Castle alarm and I'm freeeeeeee!

Quick, she's getting away. Call the guards, call the sentries, call M, who you going to call, the duck buster! :)

All right, (slap-slap) I came to my senses... (another SLAP!- ok, nuff of that slappin s**t, I have felt the 2 x 4 and...) Do we still have the chains hanging from the walls in the dungeon?

We now only have 43 posts left to catch this damn DUCK!! Get going... lassos, nets, traps, stun guns, tasers... which?
EDIT: 42 posts...

That's just a plain old Dust Buster! Your plan was foibled! It only picks up my falling feathers! You'll never track down the escaping Duck! I isn't 'fraid of no Duck Busters!

That's just a plain old Dust Buster! Your plan was foibled! It only picks up my falling feathers! You'll never track down the escaping Duck! I isn't 'fraid of no Duck Busters!

Okay, I have a stun gun, and a taser, how about my bow and arrow, will that work? I have a paint ball gun, with blue paint balls, they might help make her easier to see. Let's see, we have a net, and a club too.

Okay guys, I think we're ready. Do not give up, do not surrender, remember, we are mighty, we are strong, she is merely a wee duck, we can defeat her. Right?

Eeeek, the duck is double posting her posts, we'll run out of posts sooner and then we won't have as much time to catch her. Evil little duck plan. Get her!

That's just a plain old Dust Buster!! Your plan was foibled!! It only picks up my falling feathers!! You'll never track down the escaping Duck!! I aint 'fraid of no Duck Busters!!

Duck Tape again... I heard you the first time ducky... :p :D

Stringer, pssst, shhh, don't let the duck hear you. How about we put tar all over the castle, her remaining feather would stick to the tar, and then wammo, we've got her. What do you think, will it work?

Shucks... I am going to have to read about it in the newspaper tomorrow, I've got to go... it's 11:30pm and we have work to do tomorrow; re-pot 24 large house plants, get BB washed, work some more on the garage... ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz ZZZzzzorrrryyyy guys

Nighty night,:)
Stringer

Stringer, pssst, shhh, don't let the duck hear you. How about we put tar all over the castle, her remaining feather would stick to the tar, and then wammo, we've got her. What do you think, will it work?

Great ideeeee Alty... but yo will have to wash all that darn tar off her... I don't think it will taste very good... nope she will need a GOOD scrubbin'.:eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh... I think this is perfect proof that this Castle air is making us all act a little FUNKY! Did anyone check the Ducky Tub? I know she loves to swim in it and it does hold fond memories for the one night we all joined her.

Hey Ducky Lucky!! What's it going to take? Maybe there are more than one of you the reason you keep getting sighted then lost. Is that your secret?? Multiplicity... mighty strange things happening in the Castle tonight!

We have to get this stale air out and think... clearly... where oh where could the ducky be!? Sit down, breathe deeply... put our heads together! Oh, the air is clearing... I can hear our brains working better now... aaaaaaahhhhhhh... thtat's better. I am not so dizzy and my gifts of remote viewing are coming back... I don't feel so funky anymore... how's about each of you... thinking clearly now... formulating a plan??

Sorry I am ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz now....... I heard a "ding" again, ha ha.

Really I am checking out, catch that darn duck and gt it over with... cause I... am... hungry!!

Rebbie, help, Joe, Sneezy and I were trying to catch the duck, Joe had a net, I had a club, but I don't know what happened to Sneezy. Anyway, we caught what we thought was the duck and I clubbed it on the head, but the duck flew by and said na, na, na, boo, boo, you can't catch me. So, can you check the net, see who I clubbed? Gulp, I hope whoever it is is okay. :(

Queen Alty, sorry I got here late to help but better late than never??

Sorry I am ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz now........I heard a "ding" again, ha ha.

Really I am checking out, catch that darn duck and gt it over with....cause I....... am.............hungry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stringer, hope you get lots of sweet rest tonight! If Alty has anything to do with it, that duck will be caught TONIGHT!! She is one determined Queen. I wonder... you don't suppose there are two ducks and two Queen Alty's, do you?

Night Stringer, Rebbie and I will catch the duck, she will be ours. When you smell the sweet fragrance of roast duck you'll know. :)

Hey Rebbie. I'm on the phone with the duck right now, trying to pinpoint her location. ;)

Do you have a GPS system available?? Maybe once you pinpoint the location, you can give us the coordinates! (Little does she know that actually we are planning a celebration party for her for her endurance in the race, right?? Right Alty?? Right?? LOL Well, maybe not, it's that Princess in the pink with the parasol thing getting to me... isn't it?)

QUESTION: Does this mean there will only be one Queen or did the duck tie up our real Queen Starby and stash her somewhere while duck causes mischief??

H E L P!! This is Queen Starby! I'm tied to a tree in Central Park! There is an evil Duck who has tied me up and taken over my identity! He has been using the Castle Credit Cards all over town! He has been seen buying duck food, and flirting at the local pond with the nicely dressed Mafia Mallard Family. They have bought his story, and he plans on writing a book where he quotes the wise words of the Queen!

Please save me from this horrendous feathered, almost bald, bird! He's ruthless I tell you... ruthless!!

I knew, I knew it, I just knew it!! Our Queen could not be the "Duck" causing havoc all through the castle. We need to join forces with Queen Alty to get that "Duck", the imposter, and we need to go to Central Park and free the Queen! Long live our Queens!!

Let's get that bald bird! Full charge ahead!! Any sightings guys??

If it WALKS like a DUCK, QUACKS like a DUCK, SMELLS like a DUCK... it is StarDUCK!! Amazing, I never knew that DUCK skin was PINK.. :)

She's a fickle bird, and wears a coat of many colors! I've seen her leap tall buildings in a single bound... stop bullets with her teeth... and I have witnessed her jumping into corner phone booths, and just disappear!

I... have... been... waiting... for... you... DUCKY POO... KA-POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

It is finally over! Bring on the plates! And I get THAT FEATHER for over my mantle... hahahahha and HA!:)

Stringer: Master Duck Hunter...

We got the duck? Where is she? I've got the seasonings all ready, the pot is out, the oven is preheated and the table is set, I just need the duck. :)

Here Alty, take this duck!........I pulled off the feather and have put it in a frame.
(Stringer holds the duck by it's two legs and hands the trophy to Alty, kneeling on one knee)
Here you are my Queen, cook the darn bird..

The bird is in the pot, seasoned to perfection, and slowly cooking in the oven. Stringer dear, will you go to the wine cellar and select a nice wine? Would you like potatoes or noodles, I make a wonderful german style noodle, from scratch, it's yummy. How about veggies, some peas, carrots, or how about asparagus with hollandaise sauce? For desert I think we should have chocolate mousse, or a white chocolate chees cake. Mmmmm, I can't wait. I'll ring the dinner bell when it's ready. :)

Here's the wine, and I am sitting at the round table with my fork and spoon in hand... also with a gleam in my eye. EEEEERrrrrrreeeeeeeerrrrruuuuuuuupppppppttttt!(yes , that was burp... nothing more Ha)... sorry, I've been waiting for this here DUCK for a long time... very hungry!

Ring the dinner bell Alty, so the rest can "COME TO DINNER!" It is time...

Way to go Stringer!!! er.....Sheriff........er Sugar Bear....er ... ah......Quick Draw McGraw!!! Good shootin'!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!


Alty, cooking is not my thing so I am so excited that you are doing the honors of cooking that high flying, cantankerous ornery bird! We will all dine well this evening and celebrate the victory that was a long time coming!!! :)

Ding, ding, ding, DINNER TIME! Mmmmm, it smells soooooo good. ::drool:: :):)

Way to go Stringer!!! er.....Sheriff........er Sugar Bear....er ... ah......Quick Draw McGraw!!! Good shootin'!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!


Alty, cooking is not my thing so I am so excited that you are doing the honors of cooking that high flying, cantankerous ornery bird! We will all dine well this evening and celebrate the victory that was a long time coming!!! :)

Thank you ma'am... pull up a chair why don't cha, have a seat here and start diggin' in to this luscious hot, juicy DUCK that Alty has prepared for us, here's your wine and a cloth napkin.

But wait... first go call all the Castle Dwellers to come to dinner.

But I don't think that you will find starDUCK anywhere abouts...

Wait.......funny how that thar Duck seems to be staring at me.......eek

MMMmmmmmm... smells wonderful... that smell of victory... I mean cooked duck!! LOL

I wonder how many will be joining us this evening for dinner? While I don't like to cook, I do love making candy and decorating cakes so I did bring one. I will post it later!! AFTER DINNER!

I will go call them to dinner Sheriff. I have that box of courage with me but if I holler, you come running wth that 2x4 or your trusty sidearm okay?? I hope I don't get lost.

Mmmm, it's so good, roast duck with friends, it doesn't get much better than that. Rebbie, could you pass the asparagus?

Did that DUCK WINK AT ME?!?!?!?!?! EEK AND ANOTHER eek!

Here I go... I shall return... if I am late, Alty, will you save some of the dinner for me. I will bring the cake back when I come. I promise. It might be a little while. Got to fly right now. Find all our Castle Dwellers! Later!

Did that DUCK WINK AT ME?!?!?!?!?! EEK AND ANOTHER eek!


It must be your imagination Stringer, she's cooked through and through, no way is she still alive and kicking. Did her wing just move? EEEEEKKKKKKK!

I'M TELLIN YA ALTY....IT DID...IT DID!!!!!!!! Quick, go get that 2 x 4 from Princess Rebbie quick! SMACK IT ON THE HEAD A FEW TIMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have 9 more posts to do this DUCK IN!!!!!!!!!!! QUICK NOW SMACK IT ALTY< SMACK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stringer is in SHOCK!! IT MOVED AGAIN!!

OK... stand back now... .I AM GONNA FILL THE VARMIT WITH LEAD!!!!! Ready... (Stringer straightens his hat and reaches for his six shooter)

KA POW...KA POW...KA POW....KA POW.....KA POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Got it dead center in that darn winkin' eye and I hit that thar wing tooo... She's (ooops IT) is a gonner now... sit down and eat. But pick out the LEAD first... K?

NOW, that that is settled I have to go rewire my porch lights....bought some nice new ones today...bye for a while.

I'm a thinkin' that that thar varmit might cross over to the Binky or Central areas.......keep your eyes open ...K?

Stringer, you shot it full of holes, it's not fit to eat now. Wait, here's some dark meat I think we can salvage. Would you like more wine?

Our last meal in the castle, wait, it's also our first meal in the castle. It sure did take a long time to catch that darn duck. :)

Oh, here's the link to the new hangout again, just in case some people missed it.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/chickys-central-park-241154.html

Ok, just had to run back in and bring the desert. It is "Castle Cake", half chocolate, half white cake with icing made with almond flavoring and ice cream cones to munch on also you will see at the top of the towers and of course, the evergreen trees can be munched on as well with the luscious green icing. The mote is there, with draw bridge and all. If I don't get back in time, since I do have to cook at home before I return to the Castle, enjoy but I will do my best. I put out the call for all our friends! Hopefully, I will be here when the thread closes but if not.......see ya at the Park! ENJOY!!! :p

That is a gorgeous cake, to pretty to eat. I can't take a chunk out of it, no way, it's too nice.

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Ahhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh.........I think I found a problem!!! There are more than one of them thar duckies!!!




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Go ahead Alty, dig into that cake... made just for tonight!! Celebration time!! I am glad you liked it. Thank you for your kind words!

Oh no, not two! Stringer, the shot gun, quick. Put down your fork, no, you'll have to wait, go get that duck. Wait, stringer, don't run with your mouth full, you'll choke. Darnit, now I have to do the heimlich. One, two, three, are you okay Stringer? Whew, that was close. Now, where did the doppelgänger go?

Once again, the new link;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/chickys-central-park-241154.html

Last post, how sad. The castle is closed. On to central park. :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/chickys-central-park-241154.html