Thanks Starby... great present... AND she is kind of cute and sexy too, very feminine... and did I say cute..

I guess now it is my turn, I got to go cut the grass, my wife heard me thinking about doing it.. so... now it has to be done...

Stringer

She's back, she's back, she's back!!!!!!!!!!!! Great!!!!!!!!
Ok Stringer, now what?How do I follow what I already did/said...oh boy!:confused:

Hehehe... You can't get rid of Starby that easily!! Mwaaahahaha! Sometimes I sit in the corner with 'Friend' and just watch you :eek:

Have a good afternoon Stringer... you too Sneezy, if you're still in the shadows!

B'bye for now all :)

Hehehe...You can't get rid of Starby that easily!!! Mwaaahahaha!! Sometimes I sit in the corner with 'Friend' and just watch ya'll :eek:

Wow, what is wrong with this picture Starby, I do too sometimes. Does this mean we are weird? Do we need a life? Do we really have friends in that other world... I think they call it reality? Maybe we need help, whatca think hon? Or are we just happy where we are and sc*ew the other things.. :rolleyes:

EDIY: Bye for now......

Wow, what is wrong with this picture Starby, I do too sometimes. Does this mean we are weird? Do we need a life? Do we really have friends in that other world........I think they call it reality? Maybe we need help, whatca think hon? Or are we just happy where we are and sc*ew the other things.......?:rolleyes:

EDIY: Bye for now......

Hmmm... :rolleyes: I'll have to think on that one! A life?. Yes maybe... friends in that other world?. well yes, but sometimes they come over and then you can't just sign out on them! (hehe) Do we need help?. uhhhmmm... wellll?. oh hell no!. I think that's my story and I'm sticking to it! :D

For some reason, I'm ALWAYS online... not sure how... I definitely turned my laptop off at home... only to log on here now...

... maybe I have the power of being omnipresent... on AMHD.

@ the library, just realized I had a presentation due tomorrow... I knew this weekend was too good to be true.

Also, I asked HBI girl out to the movies, she said "yes and maybe...I'm going to the movies tonight with my roommates...so...I'll let you know"

... guess it's a plus that I got that "maybe"

Hmmm, a 'Yes' and then a 'Maybe'? Doesn't she want you to go if she goes with her roomates?. or is she trying to get out of going with her roomates to go with you instead?. hmmmm...

Not sure. I think that she wants to go to the movies with me, however, is unwilling to go since she's already going to the movies tonight with her roomies. Eh. I'm sure we can find something else to do.

Maybe she's trying to decide between a "chick flick" or another movie she thinks you might want to see?. hmmm... I'm sure there's a compromise there somewhere! ;)

not sure. I think that she wants to go to the movies with me, however, is unwilling to go since she's already going to the movies tonight with her roomies. eh. I'm sure we can find something else to do.

Yeeeeessssssssssssss... Sneezy, quite sure... anywhichway... enjoy and let go of some of the stress...

Stringer:D

Oh well, whatever you are doing... have fun Sneeze! :D I had my shower, and Niki's mood has improved some, so we are going out to play!

I tried to leave here awhile ago, but I couldn't help myself to give 12 yr old girl some more advice... I don't know what to believe anymore really.

Now she's saying her parents were killed in a car accident when she was 6. I'm like Alty, I still have to weigh on the side for now that her story is true, until I find out otherwise I guess. She's sure going to get a blast from all sides if she's a troll.

Perhaps she was in a foul mood because you smelled bad.. although, lily hates it when I shower... it tips her off that I'm getting ready to go somewhere...

I'm still alive! Lol

It's been a busy weekend... thought I'd drop in for a sec and say hi!

Bye!

I'm still alive! lol

It's been a busy weekend...thought I'd drop in for a sec and say hi!

Bye!

It's been a buisy week for me too. You know how much free time I had to myself? I watched one movie. I just got back from a fundraiser at my local church. I am TIRED.

Hi and Bye Retsy!

Hi Champ... don't think we've formally met. I'm Starby... nice to meet you! :)

Are you still here Sneeze? I wonder if you can give me a clue to my small but annoying problem I seem to have?!

What small but annoying problem?

Nice to meet you too

Well... Dr Sneezy... I was sitting here today with my feet up, and all of a sudden I had a sharp stabbing pain in the top of my left big toe! I know that sounds funny... but it has happened half a dozen times, and it makes me nearly jump right out of my chair!

Hi all. DBC, is your avatar you? If so, you are a handsome guy, don't blush, it's true. :)

What's your small annoying problem Starby, spill the beans babe.

Hey Sneezy, if the movie is off, whatever will you think of to fill the time, I just don't know, whatever could you do? ;)

Ah. She hasn't gotten in touch with me yet... and it's unlikely that she will... she's the type of girl that won't call unless I call... does that make sense? Quite annoying. However, if the movie's off, then I'm OK with it, because I just discovered that I have a presentation due tomorrow morning. Yikes.

Starby: is it a throbbing/pulsating pain or just really sharp one-time pain?

Yes Alty you're right! Champ is very handsome... are you blushing away now?? lol

Alty, I just sent you pics... you don't have to look through all. I wouldn't want you to fall asleep at your puter! ;)

Hey DBC
Looks like the ladies are hitting on you :)

When were you planning on going to the movies? Maybe rent a movie and bring her to your place, she can meet Lily, you can do the doggie test. :)

Starby, what did you do to your poor toe? ;)

Just a really sharp pain like someone stabbed me with something... and then it lingers for a minute or so afterwards. Then it's completely gone... until the next time, and it catches me right off guard. Kind of like being stung by a wasp or something like that feeling.

Oh DARNNIT... you were watching from the corner again 'Friend' weren't you?? You weren't suppose to catch me and Alty doing that... LOL!

LOL... you forgot I was there right :-)

Hey DBC
Looks like the ladies are hitting on you :)


M, I wouldn't, I'm old enough to be his older sister. ;)

How are you sweet stuff?

Starby, you are one hot chickie. I mean that in a friends kind of way, not any other way, don't take that the wrong way, okay? ;)

LOL.............you forgot I was there right :-)

We should have known! I fell asleep in the corner awhile ago and thought I smelled an Aussie somewhere! :D

Eh, I don't blush. I'm used to people saying stuff like that.

Starby: do you have full range of motion on your big toe? Can you flex/extend?

Do you have redness, tenderness, swelling, or warmness in the toe? If so, it could be the first sign of gout (usually starts in the big toe)...

If not, then it could be leading to nerve issues such as peripheral neuropathy (but unlikely as it presents with more tingling/burning and numbness), zinc deficiency, or nerve entrapment.

M, I wouldn't, I'm old enought to be his older sister. ;)

How are you sweet stuff?

Starby, you are one hot chickie. I mean that in a friends kind of way, not any other way, don't take that the wrong way, okay? ;)

::blushing:: Thanks Alty girl! I guess I was having a good hair day! ;)

Ha ha I'm well thanks Alty , so starby is a Hot Chickee :)

Now I'm looking for a recent picture of me, and I don't have one. Sad, I didn't realize that there are no current pictures of me, I'm the one that's always taking the pictures. I'll keep looking. :)

Ha ha I'm well thanks Alty , so starby is a Hot Chickee :)

She sure is. If I get her permission I could post a pic of her, how about it Starby? It's up to you, you don't have to. :)

Ooh are we sharing pictures of one another??

starby: do you have full range of motion on your big toe? can you flex/extend?

do you have redness, tenderness, swelling, or warmness in the toe? if so, it could be the first sign of gout (usually starts in the big toe)...

if not, then it could be leading to nerve issues such as peripheral neuropathy (but unlikely as it presents with more tingling/burning and numbness), zinc deficiency, or nerve entrapment.

My toe feels fine otherwise Sneezy. Oh gout... don't even say that! Yikes! My Grandpa had that. It isn't swollen or tender at all, and it doesn't seem warm.

Peripheral neuropathy? That sounds scary! That has to do with your brain and vision right? I have been having a lot of probs with my eyes being itchy lately. Or the nerve entrapment might have something to do with my hip problem?. hmmmm.

I know that there are a lot of nerves in the feet.

Ha ha I'm well thanks Alty , so starby is a Hot Chickee :)

Well maybe the hot flash Chickee, LOL! :D

Ooh are we sharing pictures of one another???

I can't find any that I'm willing to post, or that would be acceptable. I have one of me 8 months pregnant with my daughter, wearing only a bra and underwear, what possessed me to pose for that? All the pictures seem to be when I'm pregnant or recently gave birth, what the heck?

Ooh are we sharing pictures of one another???

Yes Sneezy... I sent pics! Party pics at that! Lotsa fun fun pics!! :D

I can't find any that I'm willing to post, or that would be acceptable. I have one of me 8 months pregnant with my daughter, wearing only a bra and underwear, what possessed me to pose for that? All the pictures seem to be when I'm pregnant or recently gave birth, what the heck?

Maybe cause then you had an excuse not to hold the camera.

She sure is. If I get her permission I could post a pic of her, how about it Starby? It's up to you, you don't have to. :)

You can post one if you'd like Alty! I don't know how to do it yet!

I know M... post # 451... I remember, lol

I have one of me 8 months pregnant with my daughter, wearing only a bra and underwear, what possessed me to pose for that?

LMAO... no don't do it :eek:

LMAO............no don't do it :eek:

Is that a dare? Is that a double dare? Ooooh, baby, you're playing with fire. ;)

Are you sure Starby? I can post one, just be sure.

Is that a dare? Is that a double dare? Ooooh, baby, you're playing with fire. ;)


Are you holding your whip :D

You betcha baby. ;)

What's the verdict Starby, am I posting your pic?

Are you just going to post it here Alty? or one in my profile pic?. you probably can't do that for me can you? Uhmmm, well I don't mind just you guys seeing it... can you shrink it?. hahahaha! It might have been a good hair day, but close-ups of me always ick me out, lol!

I loved that song and the clip too M... it reminded me of sitting on the patio with a marguarita in hand, catching some rays and listening to good tunes!

Ahhhhh... summmerrrr!

My avatar is a current pic of me. I'm very articulate for my age.

I kid, I kid... lol

My avatar is a current pic of me. I'm very articulate for my age.


Me too!

... I'm using a translator.

My avatar is a current pic of me. I'm very articulate for my age.

I kid, I kid...lol

Yes Retsy!. I noticed you are a very smart young lad! ;)

My avatar is a current pic of me.

Me too :D

Me too :D

I have always loved those big puppy dog eyes of yours! :D

Okay picture of Starby;

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On the left, right Starby? :)

Eeekkk, yes I'm on the left.

Eeekkk, yes I'm on the left.

LOL... trust starby to be the one drinking... nice :)

That wall color is the same color I have in my kitchen.

There, now the focus is off you Starby. ;)

Me too :D

If that's really you, I could make money off you. What do you say, poster of "see the typing dog." I keep the money you get 3 cases of dog treats.

Oh boy, lol. Im going to have to hop on Facebook and grab a pic or two of me.

Starby, by posting your pic we are promoting Canadian Beer, yup, we are doing our part. I'll look through some pics and see if I can find any of me that are more recent than five years ago and pregnant, really, still don't understand why. :)

Alrighty... this is me about 2 months ago in Vegas. I don't know why the hell I was posing like that... but there was probably some vodka involved :)

So no Alty in Bra and undies sans whip :)

If that's really you, I could make money off of you. What do you say, poster of "see the typing dog." I keep the money you get 3 cases of dog treats.

Three cases?. three cases?. I was expecting at least 4!! Niki goes through them fast you know!! LOL!

No posters or I'll come hunt you down Champ! You don't know Starby when she's on a mission! :eek:

Nice tonsils Resty. ;) Is your hair naturally curly or otherwise? You're a cutie! :)

Okay guys, I've got to run for a while, homework with my 9 year old and bath time for both kids. I'll be back in around an hour, maybe I'll have pictures then. ;)

Naturally curled. It's about 2 months longer now... it curls out a little more, but it's always curly once it gets past about 2 inches.

Sorry Champ... missed that in the process... yes "friend" is a very good looking dawg!. haha! Sorry... missed a page! LOL

::blushing::

So no Alty in Bra and undies sans whip :)

M, bra, undies and huge belly, I'm talking, do my socks match belly. I gained 80 pounds with each pregnancy, that's a whole other person honey. I lost it, but not right away. And believe me, the baby was no were near 80 pounds. Sad. ;)

Back in an hour. Be good boys and girls! I'll be watching. :)

I wouldn't be sad that the baby's weren't 80 lbs :) They would have ripped you apart! I mean, more so!

'M'... of course I had the good ole "Canadian" beer in hand! :D It was my momma's birthday party! If you saw the other pics Alty got... I was being an angel, lol

Oh my I missed quite a party.

Anyway, I think I just finished my presentation, so I'm heading home. Hopefully this is all I had to do this weekend.

Have a good'un everyone!

DARRRRRN It! I told myself I was going to experient with Chocolate Corndogs today and I totally fergot!

Damn my allergies

C'ya Sneezy! I'm guessin your aren't going to the movie then. :(

'M'...of course I had the good ole "Canadian" beer in hand!! :D It was my momma's birthday party! If you saw the other pics Alty got...I was being an angel, lol

LOL... I'm sure you were starby :) Send them on over.

LOL..............I'm sure you were starby :) Send them on over.

Will do M!

Hey Guy... and whaaaattt? Chocolate corndogs?. Eeewwww!

Long Story Short. Me and this Kid in my 6th perid German Class were talking about stuff we could deep fry and he was like CHOCOLATE CORNDOGS and It felt like a lightbulb light up right in my head and I thought. This could turn out to be the best thing ever or the worst thing ever, But alas it never happened. I'll just stick with my Chocolate Triffle and wait until next week

I don't see anything wrong with hotdog dipped in brownie mix and fried. My only worry is that the Brownie Mix won't stay in the oil

I think I'm going to sit back in my bed and watch some Scrubs... lol. And I'll probably be back later... or tomorrow.

C'ya Retsy!

I'll be back in a little while too. Niki wants to play outside again before it gets too dark!

See you guys and gals:)

Adios, I have a CD to Burn for a friend

Okay well, the countdown has begun officially. Tomorrow I take my leadership exam, Wednesday I take my finals, Thursday I practice for the pinning ceremony, Friday I take the Florence Nightingale Oath... One week from today I will be a graduate...

Woo hoo... well done J_9 , I'm sure all the hard work will be worth it.

Hey Sneezy!. and all of the rest of you too. I just got an update on my cousin, and she does in fact have MRSA. She opened her eyes for a short period today, but is still in a comotose state. It's so sad! :( Her little babies are missing her so much. Her husband is home now, but quarantined from the kids. It's just horrible! They are asking for all the prayers they can get at this point! So maybe if we all say some prayers for them?! I, and they, would appreciate it greatly!

No way... are you serious?! What are the odds... lucky the kids didn't get it.

I wonder why the doctors took so long finding out it was mrsa... it only takes 2 days max to diagnose it.

Hope she'll recover soon, as well as the hubby. My prayers go out to the family.

Already doing that Starby, praying for them and their little ones. I hope that everything works out okay.

Still can't find any updated pics of me. I'll have to get hubby to take one or two tomorrow.

J, congrats, you are almost there, hang on baby, it's the end of the road. :)

... oh yeah, pictures!. hmm... I don't have any recent pictures of me either... cept the one I took this weekend at the range...

Thanks for the prayers you guys! Yeah Sneezy, I don't know how the hell they could've taken so long to diagnose it! Unless it was secondary maybe? They had said they ruled out a bacterial infection, and said it was viral. Isn't mrsa bacterial?

My avatar is close, big ears, funny hair, long nails, big brown eyes. Kidding, except for the big brown eyes, that I have. :)

WOW... hope she'll be OK starby , my prayers are with her and her family as well.

Yep. Bacterial.

Psh, that's why I don't trust doctors.. . wait...

I'm going to go read the emails one more time so I can get all of this straight. I hate to ask the family too many questions right now. They have enough to deal with. :(

I'm going to try and cheer you up a bit Starby. Here's a picture of Sydney (my daughter) when she was around 6 months old after having baby food for supper, she eats like her Daddy. ;) By the way, those eyes are mine, totally 100% mine. :)

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HUGE baby browns.

LOVE them ;)

Awwwwww!! Absolutely precious Alty! :) Such a cutie!

She has her moments, that was definitely one of them. I think she's adorable but I'm biased. ;)

Are you feeling better Starby? Don't worry too much, it's in the hands of the doctors now, worrying isn't going to do you or them any good. Just pray and hope for the best, that's all we have in our power.

Yes... very cute , had she just eaten one of her diapers?

Sneezy, I guess from what I read again... they did consider it a secondary infection. The first was viral, so they say. But something about this just doesn't make sense to me. I just passed on the email to Alty. Maybe I missed something.

Ewwww "Friend", that's the stuff that went in the other end first, LOL! Carrots maybe Alty?

Hey Sneezy!...and all of the rest of you too. I just got an update on my cousin, and she does in fact have MRSA. She opened her eyes for a short period of time today, but is still in a comotose state. It's so sad!! :( Her little babies are missing her so much. Her husband is home now, but quarantined from the kids. It's just horrible! They are asking for all the prayers they can get at this point! So maybe if we all say some prayers for them??!! I, and they, would appreciate it greatly!!

Starby, I will have your family in my thoughts as well. Keep your chin up! I couldn't imagine.
Everyone else, hello! :)

(cute pic Alty! )

In fact M buddy... I think I saw you passed out in the corner one day looking quite similar. I think it was shortly after dinner and a few beer! ;)

Ha, ha, M, it does look like diaper dump doesn't it? Okay all, here's a picture of me. This is the best I can do. It's a wedding picture, but I really haven't changed that much, just 13 years older.

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Stunning. No other words. Just stunning.

Thank Sneezy, I have my moments too. My hairs a different color now. ;)

Ewwww "Friend", that's the stuff that went in the other end first, LOL!! Carrots maybe Alty?

Actually I think it was sweet potatoes, yuck! It doesn't look any better when it comes back out, trust me! :)

ALTY! Beautiful. Awwww, I am so glad I didn't miss that picture! YOu look like a bunny lover for sure! LOL

Hi Starty... Thankyou! We missed you at the party lastnite. Well, it wasn't much of a party really, considering there wasn't much of a mess this morn.

Niki is in big trouble now. She has lost her... what I call her "crack bone". She's addicted to it, and she took it outside today. I searched forever to try and find it without any luck! She is NOT going to be a happy camper in the morn when she doesn't have her fix! LOL! ;)

stunning. no other words. just stunning.

DITTO!! ;)

Aw, shucks, thanks. Remember though, I was only 24 in that picture, time sure does fly when you're having fun, and kids, and a mortgage, car payments, jeeze, why did I have to start thinking about the car payments? ;)

It was a nice dress though, wonder if I can still fit in it. :)

Alty that is an absolutely gorgeous pic! Now I feel like the pic that you put up of me dims in comparison for sure! Love your dress too! You're a hot Chickee yourself there girl! ;)

Shucks, stop, I'll get a swelled head, or a swelled butt, hey, that already happened, what the heck?

It was a wonderful day, everything went perfectly, except that the church that we got married in was under construction. I stood in the front foyer with paint cans and a ladder, just me and my dad waiting to walk down the aisle, it was interesting.

And M, yes, they actually let me into a church, and it didn't burn down to the ground. Just saying it before you do sweetie. ;)

OK well if Alty can post an earlier picture so can I , this was about 4 years ago when I was just a Pup :)







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LMAO, oh my god, I think I just peed my pants I'm laughing so hard. Hubby is sitting beside me right now, he got quite a giggle too. M, you are by far the cutest out of all of us, I could just cuddle you and kiss you, little fur ball. Tooooo cute! :)

It's fun to put a face to everyone we talk to all of the time! Anyone else game? Sneezy?. you said you had one from the shooting range yesterday.

It's so funny how you get a pic in your head about just what the people you are talking to, and have become friends with, will look like. I can say the pics in my head were pretty close with everyone's personalities, and now I can have an image in my mind when I'm chatting with you. :D

I do, but it's on HBI-girl's camera right now. I should ask her for it...

It's fun to put a face to everyone we talk to all of the time! Anyone else game? Sneezy?...you said you had one from the shooting range yesterday.

It's so funny how you get a pic in your head about just what the people you are talking to, and have become friends with, will look like. I can say the pics in my head were pretty close with everyones personalities, and now I can have an image in my mind when I'm chatting with ya'll. :D

Starby
I bet you didn't guess I was that hairy :D

starby
I bet you didn't guess I was that hairy :D

Smart A$$... LOL! I betcha you liked all the attention you got from all the girls, didn't you? It does look like you might need a bit of a shave! ;)

Here's how I picture Sneezy;

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By the way Sneezy, that was so totally hubbies idea, because of your avatar. Blame hubby, hubbies fault. Alty good, Alty hubby bad, okay? ;)

Hey, everyone, say hi to Hubby, nickname, Wiggy, don't ask why. ;)

Hey Wiggy , nice to (sorta) meet you :)

Can wiggy start an account?

Good going hubby! That is exactly what I think Sneezy looks like too! ;) Sniper Sneezy!

Heh. Close... not as furry, but close.

Hubby should start an account...

Altyswiggy

... although, I have a feeling there'll be some fighting over the puter @ the house... god knows how addictive this place is...

Wiggy and Alty... sounds like a cartoon from the 70's or something, LOL!

Hi Wiggy! :)

Altyswiggy

I like it sneeze

Wiggy say Beunos Noches, although I don't know why, we're Canadians.

He's not allowed to start an account, we only have one computer, that would limit my AMHD time, not going to bloody happen. Also, he'll find out about all the stuff I've said about him. Don't remember everything I've said, was any of it bad? That's allot of posts to go through people, just to make sure nothing bad pops up. Nope, no account for Wiggy, he can live vicariously through me. ;)

hubby should start an account...

altyswiggy

...although, I have a feeling there'll be some fighting over the puter @ the house...god knows how addictive this place is...

I have a feeling we would nickname hubby Swiggy then! How does that name work for you Wiggy?. hahahaha! We need an alter-ego for Alty on Fri and Sat nites... Swiggy seems to fit quite well don't you think everyone? Hehe! ;)

Alty?. I think Wiggy might be asking for Nachos! LOL!!

Wiggy is actually a nickname he got in high school because of Altenweg, the kids always said Altenwig, and when that became to hard they just started saying Wiggy. Now you all know my last name, I wasn't very original when choosing a username. ;)

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Alty??...I think Wiggy might be asking for Nachos!! LOL!!!

You had to say Nachos, you just had to. Calm down honey, breath, it's okay, I'll make you some Nachos, extra cheese? Breath, Starby didn't know, just BREATH! ;)

Huh... that's how you got altenweg. Interesting.

Okay all, I just saw a post under plumbing with the title "What kind of pipe did I screw into?" I so want to move it to the Adult Sexuality thread, oh the answers he would get, oh the possibilites. Sorry, side track, couldn't help it. ;)

Hahahahaha!. that would be soooo funny Alty!

I can just see it. It's really hard for me not to answer that post, so hard, ooooh the temptation. Stop it ALTY!

Alty I remember you saying Hubby likes to do the BBQ if you ever have one , hope if follows the rules properly...


MENS...

BBQ RULES
It is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...

I can just see it. It's really hard for me not to answer that post, so hard, ooooh the temptation. Stop it ALTY!

Ohhhh... can we? Please?? I just don't know if I can resist that one! LOL

Yes M, us women just don't ever appreciate the talents of the man on the Barby! :rolleyes: hehe!

M, that was great. No Wiggy, you are not allowed to look at that post, avert your eyes for a moment. What's it about, um, ah, Granny panties, you, M posted a picture of really big Granny panties, that's it, yup, you don't like those, I'm doing you a favour. Pheww, that was close. :);)

Lmao...

I best post those rules in the humour section for all to see :)

You should, it's great.

Wiggy caught a glimpse when I was otherwise occupied, sneaky little bugger, he wants to print them out and take them to work. Dare I let him, all the wives will be mad at poor Alty, sigh. ;)

LOL... you have to let him , their international Rules :)

You should, it's great.

Wiggy caught a glimpse when I was otherwise occupied, sneaky little bugger, he wants to print them out and take them to work. Dare I let him, all the wives will be mad at poor Alty, sigh. ;)

I don't think they will be mad at all! They will be handing it out to all the other wives at the next BBQ, haha!

True, very true, both of you.

Okay all, I'm falling asleep at the computer, I think I should hit the hay.

Oh M, hubby said you better make it to the barbecue, I said, but he's a day ahead of us, he'll miss it. Wiggy came up with an answer to that but my poor tired brain can't make sense of it. Maybe he should start an account, then he can explain it. Wait, thought, if he starts an account he can tell stories about me, no, no, no, that's bad, all bad, I still have some secrets, not many, but some. What have I started?

I'll sleep on it. Good night all, behave. Oh Starby, the pictures you sent me of Niki, tooooo cute, should I post one for all to see? Let me know, I'll do it before I go to bed.

Start an account wiggy , we want to know all altys secrets :)

Yep. I'm slowly heading out as well. Finals week. Need rest.

Gnite everyone!

Start an account wiggy , we want to know all altys secrets :)


Buy me a case of Beer and I'll tell you all of my secrets. ;)

yep. I'm slowly heading out as well. finals week. need rest.

gnite everyone!

Nighty night Sneezy, sleep tight. Night Lily, no puking in Daddy's bed, okay? ;)

Ha ha , done deal. Am I allowed to share them with everyone?

Ha ha , done deal. Am I allowed to share them with everyone?

The beer or the secrets? Beer no, secrets, it depends, how safe do you feel from my whip? ;)

Whip :eek:

Time for Alty to go to bed I think.

Night all :)

Still waiting for Starby to tell me if she wants me to post a picture of Niki. I don't think she'd mind but I'd rather get her okay.

I'll give her another 2 minutes and then I really have to go to sleep. Sleepy Alty, YAWN!

Oh sure Alty... Niki would luuuuvvvv to be an AMHD star!

Sorry... went out with her to once again look for her crack bone, lol She's buried it and was looking furiously for it... no luck! Uurrrrgghhhhh!

Okay, here's a picture of Starby's fur baby Niki.

Niki you're going to be famous;

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Now Alty is going to bed. Night all! :)

Niki's a cutie

Night Alty

Niki says she LOVES being in the limelight! Thanks Auntie Alty! Niki sends licks and schmooozes! :D

Night Alty! I guess I missed Sneezy too!

Sleep well and Sweet dreams! :)

It must be almost quitting time for you M... another Monday's work almost done!? For you... and coming up quick for the rest of us. Oh well, I don't hate Monday's like I used to! ;)

Yep
1 hour to go and Monday work finished :)

Well, enjoy the rest of the day my friend! My computer is starting to have a hissy fit again on me, so I think after snooping around for a little bit, I'll grab a snack and shut er down for the night!

Have a good one! Catch'ya on the flip side! ;)

Wow... lol... you all were busy this weekend! Pictures and everything! :)

Can I just say...

I love camping!!! It was perfect! Stormed about 1 am... most beautiful sound in the world - rain on a tent. Kept dry all night and woke up to a beautifully amazing sunset... have pics... will post later.

*sigh*

Morning Chicky! Was it nice and sunny the day after the storm? I know it was pretty overcast around here.

It was! Saturday was beautiful. Friday night was perfect! :)

Mm... I do love S'mores... ;)

Okay, you've got me. I'm totally jealous now... I want to go camping.

Alty is going to have a AMHD-Canada Memorial Day BBQ! We all need to go! Lol

Lol... aww... I'm going to be in Missouri at a Conference over Memorial Day... :(

It's a little far from you anyway, I suppose... Michigan is like... the US's version of Canada, and we're right next door.

Yup. :) I'm wanting to make Alty's Summer BBQ though... that is, if she has another one.

LOL! Odd... weird... uncomfortable! The CFO of my company just met me in the hall coming back from the coffeeroom... he starts looking all around and looking uncomfortable... I'm like, "you ok?" he looks around... "Umm... well.... I wouldn't normally say this under normal circumstances.... umm... well.... you look GOOOOOOD!" :D

I've lost 50 pounds in the last 5/6 months, dropped 10 sizes, 20 + inches, etc... LOL!

That just made my day!! :D

Hehe, nice.

I saw a lady that I used to go to church with... hadn't seen her in probably 2 years or so. She was like "You look good...you've lost weight, haven't you?"

Sadly, no. I used to be pretty much a bean pole. I'm technically "Overweight" now. That'll really make you feel good about yourself... (sarcasm) lol

Aww... :(

I'm rather "curvy" - good way to put it - and when I lose weight, I do have to admit, I don't think I look bad! :) Lara Croft type of figure, if you will. I'm not saying I look like her, but that's the figure type.

But the bad side of that, when I'm not in good shape, I get quite "frumpy" - I went through a nasty break up early last fall and lost the initial 10 pounds. After I saw them come off because of the stress and police action (lol), I decided that I wasn't going to let him control my life anymore... and decided to lose the weight for me.

So, 10 pounds can be attributed to the ex - the rest is mine :)

Police action? What's that all about? :)

Ho boy... Well... looooooong story...

Basics:

Air Force guy
Upwards towards 20 calls in 5 minutes at 2/3/4 am
Innumerable texts at 2/3/4 am
Me asking him to stop contacting
Him not stopping
Him threatening to "put something in my Mom's mailbox"
Him threatening to send me a "package"
Him threatening... etc.
Me telling him to stop
Restraining order
"If you don't stop I will call your superior officer"
and on and on....

It was bad and very scary.

Had a "flare up" not too long ago which I reported to the cops..

But, haven't heard anything from him in about a month, so we're good.

It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't AF and didn't have access to things to "put in packages"...

(that is just the very tip of the iceberg, but you get the idea... )

Morning kids, how is everyone?

So camping was good HChicky? I was thinking about you this weekend, wondering how it went. The weather here was great, but no were near camping weather.

So you saw the pics huh, we still haven't convinced Sneezy and M, although M's puppy picture sure was cute, wasn't it?

I know... They're both just way too hot for us, I guess... ;)

I loved your wedding picture!! Wow, girl... you're a princess! Beautiful.

I'll put one up on here in a bit... I think... lol... haven't taken any in a month though and have lost a bit more... bring on the bikini's! ;)

Oh and yes... camping was absolutely divine!

Eek, did you say bikini's, not for me, one piece all the way. Pregnancy does nasty things to your stomach, not good, trust me! ;)

Okay all, I am thinking of getting another tattoo (yes another, I have one on my ankle, it's two hearts with my parents initials in it connected by a band like thing all the way around the ankle.) I would like to get a daisy (mom's favorite flower) with a ladybug (dad's favorite bug) and my kids initials (because I love my rug rats), the only thing I don't know, is where I should put it. My two choices are my right arm wrapping around my wrist or my left shoulder on the back. The only concern I have is that a tattoo around my arm will not look good when I'm 60, and it's not easy to cover up when I want to. Opinions would be appreciated. :)

Here... this pic is from last Spring.

I was in My Fair Lady - this is the costume for the Ascot Opening Day...

A new tattoo, huh? If I was ever to get one I'd do the normal small of the back thing. It would have to really mean something though - like your kids names, etc. I thought of getting one in China.. would have gotten my favorite character, Love - but couldn't bring myself to do it.

It would have to be a monumentally special moment for me to get one.

I'm a chicken... :)

Va-va-va-voom. Sneezy, are you here, drop everything! HBI girl has nothing on HC, get in your car young man and head on over to Nashville, NOW! Jeese, if that picture doesn't do it I don't know what will!

HC, you are gorgeous! Wow! :)

LOL! You're sweet, Alty!

I love acting... My last show (70 Girls, 70) I had to age 30 years to be my character, Fritzi... it was quite fun... those pics won't be posted... :D

HC, tattoos really don't hurt, honestly. It's like being bitten by allot of mosquitos all at once. Of course, that depends on were you get it.

I got the one on my ankle the day before my mothers funeral, I just needed it, I can't explain why. Once it was done it felt like a huge weight had been lifted, like I had gained some strength from that tattoo. I never thought I'd get one, but it really helped me through a tough time in my life. I don't know why though, still a mystery. :)

I can understand that perfectly. When my Dad died, I wish I had done something like that rather than what I did. It wasn't a good time for me.

That's what I mean about a tattoo though, if I was ever to get one, it would be for a specific reason - a memorial, a monumental event, a commitment, something meaningful. I couldn't just get one to get one. I understand perfectly.

Hey - I have a meeting with the execs... will be back shortly! Talk to you in a bit.

Okay, have a good meeting. :)

As for the new tattoo, I've wanted to get it for a while now, I just hadn't decided on what to get. I think I've mentioned before that I had a miscarriage a little over 2 years ago, it was very traumatic, I almost bled to death, waited to long to go to the hospital and I was hemorrhaging, not a good memory. At first I wanted to get a tattoo with three roses, two open and one closed, to represent my two beautiful children and the one that I lost. I don't know if that would be something I could look at everyday though, some things are better to just forget. The tattoo I finally designed is a way to celebrate my parents and my kids, to celebrate life, not death. :)

Grrrr...

Damage control in my opinion?

Nuke it. Worry about fallout later.

RAHHHHH!!

HC, do you need bubbles? ;)

I'm beyond bubbles. Bring me the Bourbon.

Poor, neglected bubbles...

I'm going to go blow some...

There.

Pretty bubbles.

(You're still bringing the bourbon, right?)

HC... wow. HOT HOT HOT!

Hmm... now how am I supposed to impress THAT?. not so sure I'll be posting a picture anymore.

Ask and you shall receive;

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HC...wow. HOT HOT HOT!

hmm...now how am I supposed to impress THAT? ...not so sure I'll be posting a picture anymore.


She is a stunner isn't she? But then, you already knew that Sneezy. ;)

HC...wow. HOT HOT HOT!

hmm...now how am I supposed to impress THAT? ...not so sure I'll be posting a picture anymore.

Aww Sneezy ::blushes:: :D

Ok, I feel better now :)

Ask and you shall receive;

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*sigh*

Thanks Alty...

Between your bourbon and Sneezy's compliment... I'm good...

Bubbles... bubbles... bubbles...

And here's your bubble;

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:D thanks, Alty!

How's lefty? Giving you any problems lately?

Lefty's feeling better, but the tear duct is still slightly clogged, not as bad as before though, so I'll live.

How's your sun burn/wind burn, wrist injury thingy?

Lunch time!

I'll be back later. Take care all.

Lol... I'm such a mess, aren't I?

Well... had to get a prescription for a cold sore thing (2x a day until it was gone), a steroid/lidocane (something) shot for the swelling, and the nerve that was effected from the sun poisoning made my jaw and chin go numb... I'm much better now though!

Wrist - still going to physical therapy, but see the doc on the 14th. Hopefully she will say I'm done with therapy... Its helped quite a bit, but I'm ready to be done. THEN the lawyer can start on the case... long story short, the original doctor and his neglect to correctly diagnose the problem will be brought into the case...

Fun stuff, eh?

But, I'm good. :) Thanks for asking!

The other person in my department called in sick today.

The only bubbles that will help me are the ones rising from her mouth as I hold her head underwater.

(oh, don't freak. I'll let her up to breathe!)

Collective RAH!! :( So sorry Synn... that stinks...

You have a trip to the parents?

Synnen, here's a picture that might help. This is Sneezy when he was young, hope it helps;

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I posted it earlier when we were all exchanging pics, Sneezy said he didn't have any recent ones, in light of his new avatar I though the above was appropriate.

Use the kitty how you see fit, the gun is loaded. ;)

Really got to go eat lunch, I'm starving. Later all.

Had a GREAT trip to the parents'. Went shopping, ate good, had a few drinks, got some new clothes, new plants, a ton of food (you know how moms are!), and some great antiques!

Ooo... antiques... girl... two peas... :D

You get new jeans? :)

Alty - love Sneezy as a kid... he was sooooo cute!

Afternoon Ladies and Gents! How's everyone?

I can't stick around for long, but just thought I'd pop my head in for a few. I've been signed in for half the day, but have been on the phone for most of that time. I did however manage to pull a bit of a hissy fit on someone. lol

Alty have you recently checked the girl/boy question lately?

By the way Chicky... I'm glad you had a good time camping! Sounds like you had a great time! :) Oh, and love your pic! You looked gorgeous all dressed up in your costume! What a pretty pic!

Thanks starby... That was an awesome show. I have pics from pretty much all of the shows I've been in... lol... I was Sister Robert Anne in Nunsense... You think My Fair Lady was a good pic... :D... Chicky as a Nun...

Ugh... working all day on site with clients. Not that I don't like our clients. I just don't like being out all day... my nice cozy office misses me, lol.

Dropping in to say hi and bye :)


And yeah, HC, I saw your picture. Wowzaz. :)
You too Alty.

Sheesh, I thought the intarweb was supposed to be for nerdy girls :)

Ooh... if I get back to the office before we close today, I'll pick up my pirate picture and scan it... I dressed up as a full fledged pirate for Halloween.

;) thanks resty :)

Arrr... I was a pirate for Halloween last year, too! :)

Thanks starby... That was an awesome show. I have pics from pretty much all of the shows I've been in... lol... I was Sister Robert Anne in Nunsense... You think My Fair Lady was a good pic.... :D ... Chicky as a Nun....

A nun eh? Haha! Well if anyone could pull that off it would probably be you! ;) I have a friend here that does community theater, and she has played so many different characters. It's so much fun to watch her get into character. I can't remember who she played in the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but it was great!

"If anyone could pull that off it would be you...."

Sneezy... care to convince her otherwise? ;)

As M said, the Mae West that suits me... "When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better!"

"If anyone could pull that off it would be you...."

Sneezy... care to convince her otherwise?? ;)

As M said, the Mae West that suits me.... "When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better!"

Hehe... that was my sarcasm at work! :p

LOL!! You're digging yourself deeper, Starby... ;)

I know... I know... what did I get myself into! Sometimes it's best to open mouth--insert foot--just so it stops me from speaking any longer! LOL

:D S'ok, Starby... I'll just put an extra shot or two of Ameretto in your next cappuccino... I'll get you talking and set you free... Pay backs are fun... ;)

Hahaha! You never know what will come out of my mouth with those extra shots! Could get scary. ;)

Oh no, just got a PM from the 12yr old girl. I soooo don't know what else to say to her, and I don't know if she's a troll or not. But I sure don't want to NOT answer her if her whole story is true. Urrghhh... what to do!?

The one that posted the boy/girl question? Oh boy... I don't know...

If it was me, I'd do like you said - trust until given reason to not... is there a way that you can cc a moderator on a PM?

Sticky...

DO NOT ANSWER PMS.

Tell them to repost their private message in the thread, as we have a policy at AMHD to ONLY answer questions publicly, in case misinformation is given, so that others can correct it.

NEVER answer a PM from someone with a question in it (unless it's your friend and they're asking you to go to drinks)

There you go, Starby... the answer.

She's not really asking a question. She told me where she is from because she didn't want it to be public. She implied a question though, asking why people aren't believing her. (not really asking, just saying she didn't know why.) I just would feel so bad if her whole story is actually true and no one believes her.

That was my only dilemna Synn. I've answered a few questions before I realized that I wasn't suppose to, so I'm more careful with doing that now.

Thanks Synn! I suppose this is my fault also, because I believe I did say that if she just needs to get her feelings out in private that she could PM me. It was late, and probably a lapse in judgement.

Starby bad! ;) I just hate hearing about young kids that are hurting, and I don't stop to think enough about the whole situation sometimes.

It is very sad, and you're sweet to care so much. To protect her (and yourself), Synn is right. Glad the girl has come here for help. She'll find it through advice given by people like you.

:)

:) Okay... who wants to go for drinks now? I don't have time to send PM's to you. LOL!

Actually, I have to take off and get some work done... but I'll be back later of course!

Have a good afternoon all! :D

Take care, Starby! :)

If you're really concerned about whether something is "real" and want it looked into, quietly PM one of the admins and ask whether there is anything they can check for you. Sometimes there is, sometimes there isn't--but most of the time you'll find they're already watching the question you're worried about.

Hahaha! You never know what will come outta my mouth with those extra shots! Could get scary. ;)

Oh no, just got a PM from the 12yr old girl. I soooo don't know what else to say to her, and I don't know if she's a troll or not. But I sure don't want to NOT answer her if her whole story is true. Urrghhh... what to do!?!


With all due respect here if she is 12 years old do you honestly think its wise to be talking to her via a pm?? Think about it you could land yourself into hot water if her parents went investigating keep it all in the open if they won't post a thred then do it yourself have the sense to cover your rear.

Well guys... I'm leaving here in a few minutes. Tutoring tonight! Woo-hoo! :)

Speaking of... I mentioned to one person last night that I was considering starting to give piano lessons again... I now have 10 students... lol! 7 kids and 3 adults... wow...

:) Have a great night everyone! Talk to you in the morning.

Hi all,

Starby, the question you were concerned about is already being looked in to, don't worry, if she's a fake the mod's will find out eventually. There are allot of inconsistencies with her posts, but I am choosing to continue to give advice based on what she has said, until it's proven to be false, even though I'm 75% sure it's not true, that's my gut speaking though.

How is everyone today? I had nutella, two heaping tablespoons of yummy creamy nutella. YUM.

Hey Synn, did you go back and see the pics? Starby is on, I am, HC is, Friend is, Resty is and Niki is (Starby's cute little pup).

Check them out if you have time.

What the heck is this "time" thing you speak of?

I wrote this horrendously long response to a person on the AS boards, and it took like... half my lunch.

I need a break so badly, and don't dare take one.

Oh Synnen, if I could save time in a bottle...

Do you want a spoonful of nutella or do I need to lend you sniper kitty again?

I just want 10 minutes to go pee! Really!

Oh Synn, I really can't help you there, sorry. Will bubbles help?

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Don't say I never gave you anything. ;)

What about me??

If his name is Bubbles, you send him my way, okay?

what about me???

I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you jumped in too KP. ;)

Synn, Bubbles it is, he doesn't care what you call him, he just likes to soothe people. Ahhh, now I want bubbles. ;)

Fine... ill go get my own bubbles.

We have amber bock in the bar fridge and korbel brut up.

Need a drink before I come back to this thread.

Okay KP, I don't want you to feel left out, here's a little kitty for you;

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Still need that drink? ;)

Oh, KP... you know I <3 you regardless :)

Synn, I didn't get the <3 thing, huh? I'm old please explain. ;)

Rotate it a quarter turn counter clockwise :)

Oh my alty. The <3 thing, the "fo sheezy"... ridiculous.

Currently at the library. Doing the studying thing. I just had my last college class of my entire life.. . granted, not my last class...

T- 1week until finals are over.

T- 2weeks left until graduation.

T-5 years left until I'm done.

Eeks Alty... that's one distressed looking cat. I'm not sure which one I'd rather NOT have, haha.

Our little sneezy is growing up! Yay!

So, I didn't make it to the office... I'm definitely going to bring the pirate picture home tomorrow, unless I get a chance to scan it at work. You can all see my kickass sewing job, too... My mom made the shirt, but I made the vest and pants and sash and everything to go with it. Plus I had an eyepatch and sword. Booyah.

So. Women. I am requiring some assistance.

HBI-girl is acting flaky. This wouldn't be that big of a problem to me if I had more time. However, I have roughly 2 weeks. This is the current situation.

Last time we left off, I called her yesterday to see if she wanted to go to the movies. Her response was "yeah!"... 2 seconds later "wait, yes and maybe...my friends and I might go later tonight...but I'll let you know?"

So... that was how we left off. I assumed she'd call to let me know, but she did not. Last night, she was on Google chat, so I messaged her, but she immediately signed off... this obviously doesn't mean that saw my message and signed off, as it could mean that she just simply turned off her comp without checking her messages... not a big deal. As of today, she has yet to call or message me (she's currently on).

Usually, I wouldn't have any problems contacting her, but so far, I've contacted her every single time to go out somewhere, and I've made every move. Since we left off at "she'll let me know" my stubbornness is kicking in... my dignity following it.

Technically, I've already made my decision... which is, I'm not going to contact her until she makes some effort to contact me... as her actions indicate flakiness/fickle-ness... which I abhor. However, after talking to a female friend of mine, she says "it's normal...if I like a guy I don't EVER call him..." which I guess makes sense, but it's so backwards.

Alty? Synn? Starby? Care to chime in?

... y'know, by the time I'm 22, I thought I'd figure women out to a point... and I thought I have, but this one... can't read her. Drat.

Since she left off at "she'll let me know" I would leave it at that and wait for her to get back to you.

Sneezy, when you finally figure out women my hubby would like you to share the wisdom, he still hasn't figured them out.

Me personally, I never had a problem calling a guy and asking him out, if he said no, no problem, on to the next person on the list. It was a different time honey. ;)

Personally I think that not calling you is rude. If she had said "call me later and I'll let you know" then fine, but she told you she'd call and then didn't. Nope, not up to you, the ball is in her court for sure. I have to wonder though, if she's already playing games what will happen if you continue to see her? Just a thought. :)

If she had said "call me later and I'll let you know" then fine, but she told you she'd call and then didn't. Nope, not up to you, the ball is in her court for sure. I have to wonder though, if she's already playing games what will happen if you continue to see her?

Exactly!

Yeah... the thing is, she knows I'm attracted to her... there's no hiding that. The puppy-love crap is pouring out my eyes whenever I'm with her... not a chance she hasn't realized it.

The one thing is, she has never been in a relationship before (red flag?) as she likes to keep everyone as a friend.. . I immediately saw this as a challenge. I love challenges :)

Yeah, normally, as I said, I'd leave it to her to call, but again, I only have 2 weeks left.. . I don't think I'm going to "move on to the next one on the list"... but I'll give her until the end of this week. Her loss. (... too bad she's really really hot)

Hot is not always good, hot means you could get burned.

Ah a challenge, I had a situation very similar to yours once, a long, long time ago. The guy I was attracted to told me point blank that he wasn't into "relationships" ah, I thought, I can change his mind. Yup the puppy love eyes, the challenge that he presented, what did I get out of it? Well, we ended up in bed a few times and he never did make a commitment to me, apparently I was a challenge too. ;)

Well, I don't go for just hot. I go for the hot-but-really-innocent-and-sweet girls...

... by the way, those girls are even worse.

I was the okay looking, sweet, not so innocent girl, worked for me. :)

... I definitely need to change my type of girls.

Anyway, thanks n0help + alty. I'm off to DD (dunkin donuts) to study up some... I'll be back in the wee hours of the morn. I'm assuming starby'll be here. :)

Have a good night ladies!

DD is the bomb! I used to go there after the pool hall all the time when I lived in GR, lol.

I've got to run too. Be good Sneezy, and give what I said some thought, remember, I've been there done that, boy did I ever. LOL. ;)

Hi Resty, bye Resty, I'll talk to you all tomorrow, or later, I don't know yet.

Sneezy, just a reminder, new episode of House on tonight, don't miss it, we'll discuss tomorrow okay?

Bye.

OH MY GOD!! I MISSED HOUSE!!

... what on earth is going on?? How'd I miss house?!

... I MISSED 3 EPISODES OF SCRUBS TOO!!

... my life's been consumed by my thesis, studying, and HBI-girl... hm. I shall replace HBI-girl with scrubs/house. Alty: I will watch it online later tonight. We'll discuss. Yep.

Sneezy... she's playing you.

Find another girl.

I personally was only sweet and innocent in high school. I got out of high school and made up for lost time. I've always been kind of oblivious to when a guy likes me, though, unless it was so obvious that it was scary.

Now I live up to my online name--Synn. Funny thing, I've had more proposals and been asked out more since I got married than any time in my life. Comes with being really naughty, in a witty sort of innuendo way combined with the fact that I'm really Suzy Homemaker. I am a really good cook, I clean, sew, crochet, knit, embroider, quilt, blah blah blah. Seriously, I should have been a 1950s wife, since I excel at that crap.

Find a naughty girl, Sneezy, but one that's naughty in not-so-obvious ways. They're way more fun, and they tend to have hiddent talents ;)

Sneezy....she's playing you.

Find another girl.

Aw synn, don't ruin this for me... I actually still have hope that women are innocent/sweet... don't do that.