KP... are you just trying to seduce me again?

KP, Synnen is a married woman, you are a married man. Just a reminder to both of you naughty kids. ;)

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Maybe you could lend Synn your whip :-)

M, she has her own. Don't ask how I know that. ;)

Mine's probably naughtier than hers, too.

I really want to get a 4 foot cat' someday.

Uuhhmmm... ok I'm not even going to ask. Back to my corner.

Don't be afraid M, Synn won't hurt you unless you ask for it. Right Synn? ;)

I just changed my signature, since I've been told that my avatar has to stay the same. :)

Sneezy, I know you are online, are you hiding again?

Yesh. Heh.

@ the library... again. Writing a 3 pager... shouldn't take me too long, but my lack of motivation is preventing me from knocking this thing out within an hour.. . Must. Write.

Did someone mention a boat trip to Hawaii?? Can I come... please please! I need someone to help me dig a tunnel out of here though

If I get myself dug out I'll come rescue you. We might have to skate to pick up M, but then it's the boat for the rest of the way. Of course you can come, I need someone to wear grass skirts with and a coconut bra.

Sneezy, remember, all work and no play makes Sneezy a dull boy. ;)

LOL... grass skirts and coconut bra's , this I got to see :-)

LOL................grass skirts and coconut bra's , this I gotta see :-)

LOL... me too!! ;)

Starby, once we're there all you have to do is look in the mirror, we're doing the grass skirts and coconut bras together sweetie. Oh, M, I'm sure we can find you coconut gear too. ;)

Hahahaha... boy did I ever get a strange image in my head there!

Where exactly are you going to find these coconuts for M Alty?. LOL

Well I'm not really into wearing skirts , and you'll have to find some pretty flat coconuts :-)

You dirty girl you, or is that me? Now I'm craving coconut. ;)

Well I'm not really into wearing skirts , and you'll have to find some pretty flat coconuts :-)

M sweetie, I was thinking of a different under garment. Let your imagination run wild. ;)

LMAO... you're too funny Alty!

Thanks Starby, I do try. ;)

M, are you okay, did I scare you off, I didn't mean to, come back! :)

Well my parents made it to Wolf Point MT. wherever the sam hell that is?! Now the fun part begins!

M sweetie, I was thinking of a different under garment. Let your imagination run wild. ;)

MMmmmm... ok I give up.

Ever heard the song... I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, LMAO!

Hee, hee, Starby, I'm not the only naughty one. ;)

Underwear M, coconut underwear. You're to cute. :)

That sounds painful , so I would need 2 coconuts :-)

Oh nooo... it's like one of those songs that will be in my head for the rest night now. That's as bad as... mer ner mer ner, de de de de de... what have I done to myself... now I'll be humming both songs till I go insane!

That sounds painful , so I would need 2 coconuts :-)

... or three... LMAO!

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M, two it is. ;)

Starby, here's a picture of our gear;

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I'll need the top one, it looks bigger than the bottom. :)

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Where did you find those pics of me M? That guy promised he would never put them up on the internet! :eek:

Starby, here's a picture of our gear;

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I'll need the top one, it looks bigger than the bottom. :)

Me too!

Where did you find those pics of me M?? That guy promised he would never put them up on the internet!! :eek:

Ha ha... you'd be surprised at what I can find starby :-)

Me too !!


Ah, I see, or I would if you were here. ;)

Me too !!

Ohhh, so that's what they mean by "The Land Down Under"... LOL!

LMAO, Starby, that was great! :)

LOL... very good starby :)

See what happens when we're snowed in... it's gone all "Girls Gone Wild" here today! HEHE!

Poor M, are we picking on you, or boosting your ego, I'm not sure. ;)

See what happens when we're snowed in...it's gone all "Girls Gone Wild" here today!! HEHE!!

More like "Women gone Wild dragging poor man along for the ride!" ;)

Oh c'mon, you love it M, admit it! LOL ;)

Lol... I'm still here :)

Besides keeps the pair of you from picking on someone else :)

Picking, I thought it was flirting, darn, I am rusty. ;)

Sorry M, I know I started it, but it was just to good to pass up, and you did help. ;) :)

LOL! Yeah, we could be off picking on the 15 yr old girls again, haha!

Urrrggghhh, it just started snowing again! This is getting stupid crazy!

Started snowing, it never stopped over here. :(

M, Starby and I are coming to visit, Australia has got to have better weather than this. Be prepared, we've been cooped up for a while now, so we're going to want to party! :)

Did someone say paaaarrrrtttyyy?? I'm there!

Anytime

I will be your official Tour Guide

I want to see a wild kangaroo, can you arrange that? ;)

If you come here I can introduce you to a buffalo, ooooh, exciting, Yahoo! ;)

Here's your buffalo M;

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Were's my kanga?

We're on our way then! :D

YouTube - Men at work: Land down under!!!! (One of their best songs!!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew)

I hope that isn't your bathing attire at the start of that video, LOL!

Starby, I love that song, why do I remember the video being better? Sad. ;)

I used to hate that song for quite awhile actually. They gave it too much airtime... but it's been yrs since I've heard it... so it's OK now! ;)

I've got to go all, I'm sleepy. Talk to you tomorrow, or in your case M, talk to you today which will be yesterday tomorrow.

Bye for now.

Alty out.

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Here you go Alty , a Kanga for you.

Starby that's one of my fave songs , it was used by the 12 metre yacht "Australia 2" as their theme song when they finally won the America's Cup , about 1983 I think.

This is where I want to take off FROM!. hehe!

YouTube - Take Off - Bob & Doug & Geddy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4yiXRe6XFM&feature=related)

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Here you go Alty , a Kanga for you.

Starby thats one of my fave songs , it was used by the 18ft yacht "Australia 2" as their theme song when they finally won the America's Cup , about 1992 I think.

Cool,. yeah, I think the song came out in the late 80's or so!

Guess I missed Alty... did she leave without me? Is she coming to dig me a tunnel? ::fingers crossed:: :D

Awwww, how sweet! I just got a PM from a 12 yr old girl to just thank me for answering her question! You don't find a lot of the younger kids that are so polite anymore. That was very nice of her. :D

Sorry just need to duck off for a while starby , may get back in half hour or so.

Okay Friend... have a good one! Catch up with you later! :)

Morning all! Its already shaping up to be a heck-of-a-day... may not be on for a good part of the day... rah... :)

As long as I have caffeine, I'm good! :)

Mornin Chicky! How was your night?

I won't be around for much longer this morn either... sorry miss Alty!

I just got finished sticking up for Sneezy,. not that he needs ME to do that, but it got me a little perturbed!

I really hate it when people verbally attack opinions on here... its SO not worth it! I mean, really people, they come here for honest opinions... RAH... Lol

My night was good. Tutoring went great.. my student brought me chocolate from Japan... mmm... I adore japanese chocolate... its not sicky sweet, but perfectly cocoaey. :D

Oh nice! Hmmm, didn't know the Japanese made chocolate.

Mmm... yup, and its real good. :)

I have to run. My breakie is ready. I'll be on a bit later. Have a good one! :)

Lol... which thread are you mad at now, HC?

Hey everybody. Mornin :)

Lol... not a specific thread, Synn... PEOPLE! :D I'm in a bad mood. Not enough coffee. Moving sucks. Sorry...

Where's a Godiva/Starbucks kiosk when you need it? Rah...

Oh, I wish there was a starbucks in our office building! Caramel macchiato every day!

Ok, I think I may be done...

PC hooked up, intranet cable connected, phone line active, coffee brewing... I think I *may* be moved! :)

I have Dr. Pepper AND coffee sitting within reach... ooo... cappuccino chocolate truffles, too... ;)

Moving? I should really keep up more around here, lol

Lol... only my books and computer. :) (my office)

Bigger, quieter, sunnier, all that good stuff. :)

Sounds like fun... I hate moving stuff around, lol.

I cleaned up my office a little bit last week. I like where it is though... I'm right in the middle of the back wall of our suite.

Ahh... but its worth it! :)

As long as the chocolate and coffee last until its over, I'm good.

https://www.bocajava.com/cluboffer_4bags_freeship.jsp?promo=em_4bags895_nc

By the way, I think the above is a monthly coffee signup thing, where after the initial 4, they'll charge you monthly to send you a bag of coffee a month. If you want, you can cancel after the initial month.

Oh Sneezy... my hero...

I'm seeing National Lampoon's DVD cover here... Sneezy holding a bag o' coffee, Chicky falling in adoration at his feet...

:D

http://www.impawards.com/1983/posters/national_lampoons_vacation.jpg :D

Heh. Link didn't work, but I know what that poster looks like :)

I'm off for the day I guess... classes + sbucks. Hope you guys have a good one!

Lol, I always seem to miss sneezy by a few minutes.

Arby's is delicious though!

:)

See you Sneezy!

Morning all, another snow day for the Alty household. Sigh.

How is everyone doing?

Hey there, Alty! :) Nice to see you in the ol' Kleenex Box!

My day has been surprisingly easy, for the task at hand! My PC and phones are all set up and working... It's been relatively painless...

I know its because of the wonderful workings of cappuccino truffles and coffee :)

Hiya alty... this week has been relatively killing me... not sure why.

I think I've lost my mojo at work, and therefore, I can't seem to care much about my research project anymore... thus making small mistakes and getting grilled by my supervisor.

It's another beautiful day here in the a-t-l.. :)

Oh Sneezy, you need some chicky pampering.

All right.

Picnic. Jazz music. White wine. Sunset. Be there, or be square. I'm going to pamper you... you'll forget all about your stress... ;)

Hey HC and Sneezy!

HC, easy days are nice, I miss them. ;)

Sneezy, sending some mojo your way. :)

It's another snowy day her in Canada, I actually turned on my exterior Christmas lights last night. When I called the school to let them know that the buses weren't running and therefore the kids would not be coming to school I listed the day they'd be absent as December 22, not April, yikes. I'm losing it, or is it already gone? ;)

... man that sounds purty good...

... picnic in THIS weather? Fantastic! You know how to make a guy smile ;)

I must take off early today... I won't be driving to campus as to avoid the boot. I will return later tonight!

Take care Sneezy, have a good day. :)

...man that sounds purty good...

...picnic in THIS weather? Fantastic! You know how to make a guy smile ;)



You have no idea... ;)

Yup, this idyllic weather is perfect for a picnic. I'm telling you, I could melt away your stress with a Chicky Picnic!

Could you melt away my snow? Sorry, I'm snow blind, got snow on the mind, snow, snow, snow, Arghhhh!

:D My randomness at its best...

Snow Ice Cream

Large mixing bowl of fresh snow
1-2 c. Milk (any type is fine, but whole milk is best)
1-2 tsp. Vanilla Extract or other flavoring
1/2 - 1 c. Sugar

Take your large bowl of snow and stir the snow around a bit to fluff it up. Now quickly stir in just enough milk to make the right consistency of ice cream. Start with about 1/2 cup and keep going until you have enough to make the snow creamy. If you add too much milk and it becomes runny, just add some more snow. Then stir in a little vanilla and sugar, and Viola, you've got yourself some homemade snow ice cream! You can also add some other flavoring such as chocolate or strawberry syrup if desired, but I recommend having it plain at least the first time, it just tastes more snowy that way. The snow ice cream can be put in the freezer and saved for later, but it's best served immediately.

Lol, I always seem to miss sneezy by a few minutes.

Arby's is delicious though!

Crap. I missed that entire comment. Yeah, isn't it weird? Ask alty how it feels to get online watching everyone scram... it MUST be her snowballs.

Arby's... ::sigh::

... I'm enjoying my rabbit feed (mixed raw greens... with a splash of white vinegar for flavor)...

LOL, Sneezy I thought you said Rabbit feet, I was going to yell at you. ;)

I've got to go for a while. Time to amuse the rug rats. I'll be back later. Take care all.

Alty out, for now. :)

And in I come, half an hour late, yet again. My timing is horrible, lol.

Hey alty, is there enough snow for skiing? I'll meet you on the slopes :)

Y'all go skiing and I'll have those snow ice cream cones waiting by a warm fire, complete with Irish coffee to warm you up...

And a box of kleenex for the sniffles :)

There's definitely enough snow for skiing, actually there might be too much snow for skiing, if that's possible. ;)

HC, ice cream cones by the fire, will that work? ;)

:) In my world, anything works :)

Here's an updated picture, taken 3 minutes ago. If you can see the footprints to the left, that's my walkway, it's upper thigh level. Yup, allot of snow.

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WOW! Ok, I love snow.

Actually, let me revise that... I love seasons. :)

Hubby just left to get groceries, he took Sydney (my daughter) with him, he had to carry her to the car, otherwise she would have stepped of our steps and drowned in the snow. Poor kid, being little sucks. ;)

Oh! That would not be good!

(sorry... I'm laughing here at your daughter's potential distress... blame it on my day... wow... )

Hee, hee, it would have been funny, I would have giggled too, unless she started crying, then it's instant mommy mode. :)

Hi you guys!

Alty, I'm ROFLMAO!. at the comment you made to the girl where you said "Pardon?" You sure beat me to that! WHAT?? I've seen a few more comments she has made today. HEH?? You should see what she wrote in FB's room. Oh I so needed a few good laughs today.

You guys are too funny...

If I followed you around, I'd get my share of giggles. :)

Hey Starby! How you be?

I'm good Chicky, how about you? I asked Starty if I could once again borrow her body armour, so I can go have a few harsh words with Momma Nature! It's still snowing here dammit. RAH... as you would say.

LOL! You go, girl! :)

I'm hanging in there... basking in the sunbeams of my new office :)

Grrrrr... sunbeams?. What the heck are those? I guess I'm in the same frame of mind as Alty. Snow, snow , snow... blah! I would build a snowman, but it would probably be so tall I'd get arrested for harbouring the abominable snowman!. hehe!

Man, I kind of wish it snowed here... although I hate the cold, I'm an avid snowboarder :D

Hehehe...

Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery (http://www.chase3000.com/userpages/calvinhobbes/)

Enjoy!!

Have at er Sneezy! You can have allll you want!

Oh hey! I hear you are going to teach me not to bite? LOL!

I could probably go snowboarding in my backyard with all of the drifts Sneeze. I've got a 6' fence, and the snow is pretty near the top in one spot.

Hi all, once again I let someone get my goat. I really should follow my own advice, but I'm to stubborn. Watch me get in trouble once again for defending someone and opening my big mouth. RAH!

Yessss... another user of the wonderful word RAH!!

:D

I'm so proud

You taught us well HC. :)

If I'm not mistaken, all of you have used it at one time or another... *sigh*...

RAH, Urrggghhhh, Grrrrrrr, Blahhhh,. yep, I think I've used quite a few of those at times, LOL

Yup, we're all copycats. ;)

I'm still mad mad about that post. Bubbles, I need bubbles and beer, heck I might even have a shot of bourbon, that's how angry I am. RAH, RAH, RAH!

Bubbles.

Synn and I were talking about getting kiddie pools and hoola hoops for our bubbles... the bigger the better, right?

I like tiny bubbles, they make me happy. :)

I've got to log off for awhile, back later all. HC, if you're gone when I get back I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Toodles. :)

Well ladies, I'm off to get a good run in... gotta keep up the physique for my dear HC... going for 4 today, wish me luck!

Ohhh, here comes a grrrrrr right now! I think I'm going to pull my hair out. There is this girl who used to be a friend of a friend. She immediately attached herself to me when we met.

To put it quite mildly, she's very odd, although most times I'm sure she means well. She just got to be too much for me to handle. It's almost like she became my stalker. She used to call me endlessly every single day to find out what I was doing, to the point where I just wouldn't answer anymore. When I didn't answer, she would drive to my house saying she was concerned about me. Sometimes she would show up at odd times when I had other company, and just stay. A few times she came over, and had the nerve to bring an overnite bag with her, and I couldn't get rid of her for days! Finally I blew my top and let her have it. She still really didn't get it for quite awhile, but slowly it tapered off, until we had NC.

I never blocked her from my msn, because I did feel a little bad for her since she doesn't really have many friends, and I didn't want to be mean.

Well, lately she has been IM'ing me again. I did the wrong thing, and replied to her one day and just asked how she was doing. Short conversation, and I cut it off there. Baaaaddd move! Now she is IM'ing me everyday now, and I just ignore it, but she asked me one day if the house next door to me is available (my parents own it) because one of her friends is desperately looking for a place. I thought... OHHH NOOO!. not a chance. So I answered her and told her NO, they are selling it. (which they are)

Well maybe she doesn't understand that, because now she is sending emails and IM's everyday asking if I've talked to my parents about the house! I don't know what part of "they are selling it" that she doesn't understand! Urrrggghhhh!

Should I have started a thread? LOL! That went on way longer than I intended! HAHA, Sorry guys! ;)

All right - see you Sneezy! Remember, picnic, park, wine, be there. :)

I'm going to block her right now I think. Do you think that's mean of me?

Sorry, I got on a roll there... b'bye Sneezy, have a good run!

No, not mean Starby, necessary. Do what you have to do. Really.

I'm such a pushover sometimes and I worry about hurting people... but that really gets me into trouble sometimes! :( Sometimes I really hate that about myself, LOL I just hate for anyone to be lonely enough to go to the measures that she did, but it really, really got to be a big pain in the A$$! Don't get me wrong, I would help her if I could, if she was in big trouble or something, but I can't deal with her on a daily basis.

Did I use "sometimes" enough times in that? Hahahahaha!

I understand... completely.

Well, I'm off for the night as well...

Take care Starby! :)

C'ya Chicky, have a great eve! :)

Starby, I've had friends like that, one of them lived with hubby and me for 1 1/2 years, didn't pay for anything, including food. We finally ended up asking him to leave, he did but he wasn't happy about it.

We're still friends with him, he still comes over some times and still doesn't pay for his own food or drinks, apparently he thinks we're made of money, which we so aren't.

I feel for you. Do what you have to do and don't regret it.

Thanks Alty! Yeah, she used to come to my house and just help herself to anything. She'd just go grab herself a beer, or something to eat out of my fridge,. sometimes if I left for a minute to run to the store, I would come back and she would be wearing my clothes!

She even left one night and said she was just going to get beer and would be back shortly. She didn't come back for a long time so I assumed and hoped she had gone home. I fell asleep on my couch, and had forgotten to lock my door. She snuck in, and I woke up during the night and went to go to bed, and there she was butt naked with some guy she had brought over!

That is the night I blew my lid! Everything I could see that was hers went straight out on the lawn, and her and her friend shortly followed.

WOW, Helloooo Mr. Sun!! Where have you been?? LOL!

Yikes, stalker, scary, scary, stalker. Run!

That is outrageous, even our live in knew better than to bring someone over and have sex in my bed, he wouldn't have made it out of the house in one piece, really.

Wow Starby, cut this girl out of your life, she isn't playing with a full box of crayons.

Okay, scary. The guy that lived with hubby and me just called and asked if he could stay over tonight. Starby, we better stop talking about this, it's coming back to bite me in the butt. ;)

Ohhhh nooooo!! Maybe the 2 of them know each other! That's is weird! NEE-NEE-NEE-NEE! LOL!

He wanted to know what we were having for dinner. I'm so dying to cook something disgusting tonight. Yikes, this is what happens when I gossip, not good. RAH! :)

By the way, I think Sneezy's hiding again, he's online yet not coming over to say hi. I bet he wishes he didn't start this thread, it's so easy to check up on him now. ;)

HAHA! Maybee he's mad at me for biting this morning! ;)

Yes, open up a can of SPAM or something with old crusty bread, hahahahaha!

The sadder thing is that hubby just went grocery shopping, so the fridge is fully stocked. He's going to eat me out of house and home again. He said that he wants to stay here until Sunday. When are we going to Hawaii? ;)

Oh that's right... hubby went shopping! Maybe your friend was hiding in the produce isle and saw him! Poor Alty! :(

Hmmm, I didn't block stalker girl quite yet, but she just send me an email to go to Aveeno.ca for a free product and a $5 coupon. At least I get something out of it, haha!

You should try it Alty... I like free stuff in my mailbox! :)

Hello ladies... didn't make that 4.. . I blame it on my lack of sleep.

... crazy stalker stories? I'm game!

I was a sophomore, and this girl (she was 21... but a freshmen... took 2 - 3 years off I guess) would invite herself to dinner every time I went with a girl. ANY girl. She lived in my dorm, right by the entrance, so whenever I would go out with a girl, she'd peek out and say, "You guys going out to dinner? Hold on, I'll get my stuff!"

... it ended when she invited herself to dinner with my ex and me... on our 2 year anniversary dinner... I stopped her and said, "Sorry crazygirl...tonight's our 2-year...and we were going to go on our own..."

... she then said, "aww...you guys doing anything special afterwards?"

To that I replied, "yeah...but I can't tell you...cuz it's a secret"

Her: "well, call me when you can so I can go!!!"

... nope nope nope.

Geezzz, some people just don't have a CLUE! I can't ever even IMAGINE doing something like that! I even am careful not to butt in on my bff's plans. If I want to go with when she is going out with other friends, I might make a subtle hint that I wouldn't mind going, and then wait for her to ask if I would like to come... but if she is going out to dinner with her boyfriend?. NEVVVERRR!

Yikes. There really are crazy people everywhere. I'm locking my door. Darnit, I can't, our "friend" is coming over. Sigh.

Okay guys, just told another bit of my past to a girl who is in a very controlling relationship. I am so revealing way too much about myself. Jeepers, a women needs a bit of mystery. I might as well tell my entire life story and get it over with now. The things I do to help people. RAH! ;)

Alty: for sheezy.. . hopefully you understood that.

I think... y'know... I haven't had coffee... today. Is that weird? Could explain my lack of mojo + inability to run much today...

I'm off to make myself some dinner, then head over to sbucks for some work. You ladies have a wonderful rest of the day, and starby, quit biting ;) I'll be back later!

That girl sounds so much like my stalker girl Sneeze! She would just invite herself to ANYTHING, at ANY time! She even showed up at the school when my stepson was at a high school dance because she knew we would be there!

Haha... I like being an ankle biter sometimes Sneeze. It vents my own frustrations, lol. Yeah, sometimes they catch me at the wrong time. But I really WAS trying to stick up for you sweetie!

Have a good dinner! :)

For sheezy? Am I to old for this? Nope, didn't get it. I feel dumb now. HELP!

Alty,. can I have the link to that thread? I should apply to be an expert on "controlling men" After close to 20 yrs of it, there isn't anything that could shock me... and I'm not kidding either... nothing!! I could tell you stories that would make you sooooo mad (and prob even at me for putting up with it) at them you would be here with bat in hand!

Okay Starby, you asked for it, it's a long read through many posts, tell me what you think;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/lost-him-we-love-each-other-how-do-get-him-back-207797.html

Sneezy, you might want to take a crack at this one, to me it sounds like her water broke, but I don't want to give the wrong advice. You're going to be a doc, here's your first patient. ;)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregnancy-new-motherhood/leaking-clear-fluid-208550.html

But I really WAS trying to stick up for you sweetie!

I know, and that's why I love you. :)

fo sheezy? Am I to old for this? Nope, didn't get it. I feel dumb now. HELP!

Haha, no worries... hip hop slang. ;)

Sneezy, you might want to take a crack at this one, to me it sounds like her water broke, but I don't want to give the wrong advice. You're going to be a doc, here's your first patient. ;)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregnancy-new-motherhood/leaking-clear-fluid-208550.html


Man you're good... very possible her amniotic sac ruptured... but it could also be urine leakage, which is possible at her current state.

Ok Alty, you were right! Please someone tell me a joke or something! I shouldn't have gone there... and I sure don't want that job! ::tears::

I shouldn't get personally involved in that stuff! Think I need a roll in the snow! HA!

Something that kind of excited me... I bought tilapia from the grocery store... it was $5 for a packaged thing of tilapia, and I figured I could make 2 meals out of it... so it was a bargain. I opened up the package, and lo and behold, there were 2 tilapia steaks in it! I can make 4 meals out of it!

... no? Not that exciting? :: pffbt ::

Ok Alty, you were right!! Please someone tell me a joke or something!!

Doctor's Office...


This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
There, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
Sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
Her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
Of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
Desk... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"

"There's something wrong with my ", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
Advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

What's funny about that? I can't piss out of my ear either! ;)

But the crap that comes out of my mouth probably makes up for it.

HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks M, I knew you would come through for me there. You were just sitting in the corner waiting to tell that one weren't you? ;)

Okay... Momma and Papa are almost home now. Only about an hr from home. Whew, I can relax a bit now! Ohhhh, and now it's Florida present time this week!! Yeay!! LOL.

Apparently the nasty Canadian border patrol gave my mother an extremely hard time getting across, so they had to spend about 3 hrs just sitting at the border... geeezzz. And they let terrorists through right?

Beer anyone? I can sure use one now! I know Alty will join in when she gets back!

Oh, sorry Friend, no beer for you for awhile! ;)

Hey no probs starby :)

Kp fortunately the crap that comes out of your mouth makes sense from what I read.

:( yep sadly another 6 hours before I have a beer

I'll have an extra one for you M... how's that? ;) How is your day going?

Sorry, you arrived when I was having a slight melt down, but all better now, lol

Thanks starby although I'd prefer to have it myself though :)

Days going OK at the moment , pretty busy at work so at least it makes it go quicker , that's why I have to disappear sometimes. Ah well they are paying me.

We always know that you are over somewhere in your corner... so we just wait for you to pop your head out. :)

Ok, you can wait to have your own beer, but you do know that I will have the other one anyway right? LOL! ;)

Ha ha I'm sure you will :)

comes outta your mouth makes sense from what I read.
=)
glad to know there's others out there among the "I & A".

=)
glad to know theres others out there among the "I & A".

I'm going to regret asking this aren't I :o

"I & A"??

I'm gonna regret asking this aren't I :o

"I & A" ?????

Oh God, I'm sure glad you asked before I did! Do I want to know? or should I go sit in your corner M, until you boys talk, LOL!

... not... sure... what's going on.

By the way, where's westy?

Okay then! Bu'bye now!

...not...sure...what's going on.

btw, where's westy?

I don't know?! I thought we were suppose to meet in wedding attire at the 18th hole! Maybe he got cold feet! LOL

Oh, and don't worry about... not... knowing... what was going on. Just some guy looking for dancing girls or something! LOL!

I didn't "bite" though Sneeze... I promise! However, I did slip again once today! But it was about puppies and stupid puppy owners! ;)

Stupid puppy owners? Post the link, I'm in the mood for stupid puppy owners. :(

As for the young man looking for girls, honey I thought you were trying to get back together with your girlfriend, this is not the way to go about it. Also, all the girls on this thread are way to old for you, you are what we call "jail bait" after all, you're only 15.

More Beer!

... can I be jail bait?

... I miss those days when I used to be jail bait... :(

Anyone want to give this one a try, I'm out of wisdom;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-teen-health/normal-reactions-after-first-time-sex-208555.html

...can I be jail bait?

...I miss those days when I used to be jail bait...:(

Honey, to me you are jail bait. :) ;)

One beer for you Alty, and one for me k? I'll give you the link in a sec. :)

It's not the poster that is the prob. Scroll down and you'll get it Alty.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/how-can-teach-puppy-not-jump-up-chew-everything-208202.html

I'm gonna regret asking this aren't I :o

"I & A" ?????

you won't regret it... though I set it up.

I & A is a "game" I refer to when talking to my wife, especially when having a bad day. Its short for Idiots and A$$holes. So if I call her and ask "is it a day of playing I & A?" it means she's spending all day trying to decide who's an "A", who is an "I", and who's maybe both "I&A"... and we've all had days like that. When most of the rest of the world can simply be I or A...

someday they'll name a paint color "pompous pr!ck" and ill spash it all over my room. =)

LOL... I think I like that game! Works for me! Hahahaha!

Anyone want to give this one a try, I'm out of wisdom;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-teen-health/normal-reactions-after-first-time-sex-208555.html

Did what I could

Alty?. Are you here?. back up please before I say something I shouldn't on puppy thread?! Stop me before that little girl gets a blast. Sneezy told me not to bite today, lol

I give you every right to chomp the heck out of that girl. Go starby go!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/470855158_b2b214c582.jpg

What? Has it been like 4 days and over 400 posts... goodness, we love each other way too much. I didn't go back and read everything but that "I & A" thing is pretty funny kp.

And yeah, don't worry, westy's here, alive and well.

Seriesly!! Any Girls!!!!!!!

Oh to be 15 again...

you wont regret it... tho i set it up.

I & A is a "game" i refer to when talking to my wife, especially when having a bad day. its short for Idiots and A$$holes. so if i call her and ask "is it a day of playing I & A?" it means shes spending all day trying to decide whos an "A", who is an "I", and whos maybe both "I&A"... and weve all had days like that. when most of the rest of the world can simply be I or A...

someday theyll name a paint color "pompous pr!ck" and ill spash it all over my room. =)

LOL... I like it :)

What? has it been like 4 days and over 400 posts... goodness, we love each other way too much. i didnt go back and read everything but that "I & A" thing is pretty funny kp.

and yeah, dont worry, westy's here, alive and well.

... and the groom finally shows! There I was, standing all alone at the 18th hole!

It's OK though, the guy in the beer cart came driving by and... well... I won't bother you with the details!

Just like a woman...

Love beer cart.

Did someone mention Beer... sh*t 4 more hours!

You guys, I'm spitting beer onto my screen I'm laughing so hard, oh I love you guys.

Westy, glad to see you back, grab a beer from Starby's friend. Yikes, I don't know what I'd do without you guys. :)

You guys, I'm spitting beer onto my screen I'm laughing so hard, oh I love you guys.


Spitting beer on the screen? "dude dont waste it!"

A quote heard whilst on vacation on padre, while the college boy across the road was throwing up and his bud was protesting. Yeah... its always good to teach moral lessons about excessive waste when the gag reflex is kicking in.

Mkay.. I'm icking myself out now...

I give you every right to chomp the heck out of that girl. go starby go!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/470855158_b2b214c582.jpg

Hehehe... I'm not in trouble for biting an irresponsible Pit Bull owner then? Thanks Sneeze!. that's why I love you! I always know you'll forgive me for the other nips!

Thanks for coming to my rescue Alty and Sneezy... she was pissin me off!

Now, someone mentioned BEER!. Oh, and I think I heard a far off comment from Westy?. geez, leaving a girl at the 18th hole in her semi off white wedding dress! :p

So if you spit beer on the screen is it wrong to lick it off??

Just saying...

If it is, then I don't want to be right. ;)

Who the hell made the rule you have to wait 30 secs between posts?? b@stards.

If it is, then I don't want to be right. ;)

Omg.

Toooooo funny.

Time for the moonlight skate...

KP, you crack me up. :)

Are you here to make sure I'm being good, or are you here to make sure that I'm being bad? I'm drinking beer, everyone here knows that naughty Alty comes out when she drinks beer. Just a warning, beware KP. ;)

Being good is for santa.

Ill grab the tequilla and tabasco. Wildfires all around.

Out of control you all are... my gosh! My virgin ears! All of this beer drinking, tobacco smokin, wildfires going on... what has this kleenex box come too??

By the way, there's bail money in the shoebox in the closet.

Once the cuervo comes out between draws, its just good form to let all know...

being good is for santa.



He's not always good kp

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Outta control you all are...my gosh!! My virgin ears! All of this beer drinkin, tobacco smokin, wildfires goin on...what has this kleenex box come too???

Like you floral designers don't throw down...

He's not always good kp

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Beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful.

like you floral designers dont throw down...

Only in fields of wild flowers! LOL

Hee, hee, Too cute. Love the Santa picture. :)

Starby, your virgin ears? Do we really have to go there? ;)

Hee, hee, Too cute. Love the Santa picture. :)

Starby, your virgin ears? Do we really have to go there? ;)

Whaaaat?. Are you saying I don't speak the truth?? :cool:

Mkay... guess daffodils and winter crocus are the headliners for tnites debauchery.

Starby, your virgin ears? Do we really have to go there? ;)

Yeah.. what position is that in kama sutra?

Whaaaat??...Are you saying I don't speak the truth???? :cool:

Giggle, of course not, I believe you, after all 29 year olds never lie. ;)

::taking a bow:: Of course we don't! ::flinging hair::

Finally,. just got a call... momma & papa safely at home and ready to climb into their own bed. Snow shock at the lake though... hahahaha! I don't feel so bad now. Time to bug them tomorrow and rub it in... baahhahahaaaa!

mkay... guess daffodils and winter crocus are the headliners for tnites debauchery.

None of them have survived the evil snow people! White... white... everywhere!

Thanks Sneezy,
I am going to get a blood test done this week. I've already got the doctors note for that.

To answer your question: What DO I eat... Well, let's see... lately oatmeal (not instant), toast (white bread) with Fleishman's butter and Welch's spread, salmon, halibut, Activia, fresh bell peppers ( all colors), onion, celery, waterchest-nuts, fresh asparagus, lentil soup, pasta with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, peanut butter, Life cereal, bananas, apples, strawberries, soy milk, canned pinneapple and bing cherries, vegetarian frozen prepared foods,. and two dark chocolate truffles (a day) to name a few. :D

Thanks for your suggestion!
Blue

Well your fields of wild flowers dictum is cramping the moment if there's no flowers in the fields. Oh well... here the daffodils are up, the peonies are coming up, and the crocus would be blooming if it weren't for the evil devil bunnies.

Crap. I'm tired.

Think this is gnite.

Thanks Sneezy,
I am going to get a blood test done this week. I've already got the doctors note for that.

To answer your question: What DO I eat... Well, let's see... lately oatmeal (not instant), toast (white bread) with Fleishman's butter and Welch's spread, salmon, halibut, Activia, fresh bell peppers ( all colors), onion, celery, waterchest-nuts, fresh asparagus, lentil soup, pasta with cheese, tomatos, lettuce, peanut butter, Life cereal, bananas, apples, strawberries, soy milk, canned pinneapple and bing cherries, vegetarian frozen prepared foods, ... and two dark chocolate truffles (a day) to name a few. :D

Thanks for your suggestion!
Blue

I'm not sure what Sneezy helped you with... but can I come to your house to eat? All of that made me really hungry! ;)

Overall, your diet seems relatively balanced... lacking some protein and some essential vitamins. I suggest a multivitamin to keep you up on your vitamin intake, as well as potentially getting some meal shakes (slimfast, ensure, etc).

Thanks Sneezy,
I am going to get a blood test done this week. I've already got the doctors note for that.

To answer your question: What DO I eat... Well, let's see... lately oatmeal (not instant), toast (white bread) with Fleishman's butter and Welch's spread, salmon, halibut, Activia, fresh bell peppers ( all colors), onion, celery, waterchest-nuts, fresh asparagus, lentil soup, pasta with cheese, tomatos, lettuce, peanut butter, Life cereal, bananas, apples, strawberries, soy milk, canned pinneapple and bing cherries, vegetarian frozen prepared foods, ... and two dark chocolate truffles (a day) to name a few. :D

Thanks for your suggestion!
Blue

You posted this in the wrong thread.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/nutrition/craving-salt-208615.html

But now I want truffles.

I'm confused, why are we taking multivitamins, help, am I on the right thread? Starby? Sneezy? KP? Help!

well your fields of wild flowers dictum is cramping the moment if theres no flowers in the fields. oh well... here the daffodils are up, the peonies are coming up, and the crocus would be blooming if it werent for the evil devil bunnies.

crap. im tired.

think this is gnite.

Haha! Yes fields of flowers is just a wonderful memory at this point. (Careful, you might get in trouble with Alty 'bout the evil devil bunnies comment, lol)

Sleep well Kp... pleasant... uhmmm... evil bunny dreams? HAHA. Sweet Dreams! ;)

you posted this in the wrong thread.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/nutrition/craving-salt-208615.html

but now i want truffles.


Truffles, did you say truffles. Darn, now I'm hungry. Truffle dreams, they will haunt me. ;)

Bunnies, are our friends, the are not evil. KP, don't make me get out my whip. ;)

I... don't think I've ever had truffles...

They are screwing and having babies in my yard. I thought I could only do that.

And they're eating my wife's flowers.

And that makes mama grumpy.

I know where I sleep.

Evil devil bunnies. ;)

You've never had truffles, that's like saying you've never had an orgasm, that sucks. :(

M, were's Alty whip girl, I need her. :)

You've never had truffles, that's like saying you've never had an orgasm, that sucks. :(

Last Beer for Alty :D

No...

Orgasm, check.

Truffles, uncheck...

I...don't think I've ever had truffles...
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LMAO... I can't even keep up with all of you crazy people tonight, LOL. I SCARED NOW ALTY! I've never had truffles either!

The post for Sneezy really threw me off... I wasn't quite sure where I was??

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these rock the casbah

That's the truffles covered kp... next

Really, really going to bed now.

Night

Don't they use dogs to sniff for Truffles, and they dig them out of the ground? Uhmmm, and aren't they... uhmmm... I don't want to say...

I think all this talk about orgasms has got to kp :)

Night KP, what will I do without you, I can't be bad all by myself, these guys will gang up on me. Starby isn't even on my side tonight. Sigh. ;)

M, you are right, last beer for Alty, after this one I'll have my last. ;)

Starby, no truffles? At 29 you really should have had truffles by now. So sad. I'll send a box at Christmas, which, judging by the weather, is next week. :)

Sneezy, honey, I'll send you truffles too. :)

Good Alty now, I promise.

/crossing fingers behind my back. ;)

Don't they use dogs to sniff for Truffles, and they dig them out of the ground?? Uhmmm, and aren't they...uhmmm...I don't want to say...

We're talking about chocolate truffles, not the other ones. :)

How's your night going alty?

So far so good, open mouth, insert foot, you know, the usual. ;)

How are you Sneezy?

About the same... @ the library, writing a 5 page paper.. . it really shouldn't take this long, but my lack of motivation + knowing graduation's a week away... I find myself taking extra long to conjure up one paragraph.

... oh yeah, being a pre-med math major doesn't help the writing field either.. . need hc.

You'll do it, I know you will. Have you had coffee? You know you need coffee right?

Is this still the syphilis paper, or is it another, if so, what's the topic? Maybe I can help, hee, hee. ;)

Nope... syphilis paper is my thesis... which I still need to work on...

Tonight is type-2 diabetes

As far as coffee goes, I made a pit stop to my favorite starbucks... saw my favorite barista... and she gave me a venti drip @ no charge..

Can't help you there either. Now bunny care or painting interior walls I could help you with. Sorry sweetie, you're on your own with this one.

Don't stay up all night again, you realize you have to be conscious to graduate right? :)

Where did M go? M, did I scare you off? Come back sweetie, I'll be good, promise. :)

as far as coffee goes, I made a pit stop to my favorite starbucks...saw my favorite barista...and she gave me a venti drip @ no charge..


The best things in life are free.

I've got to go, lefty is burning like crazy and I can't see. Good night all, be good, I promise I will be. Talk to you tomorrow.

Alty out.

Nite KP, what will I do without you, I can't be bad all by myself, these guys will gang up on me. Starby isn't even on my side tonight. Sigh. ;)

M, you are right, last beer for Alty, after this one I'll have my last. ;)

Starby, no truffles? At 29 you really should have had truffles by now. So sad. I'll send a box at Christmas, which, judging by the weather, is next week. :)

Sneezy, honey, I'll send you truffles too. :)

Good Alty now, I promise.

/crossing fingers behind my back. ;)

I'm behind, I was on the phone with crazy ex guy that caught me off guard with an "unknown #"

I always stick up for you my dear Alty? Did I miss something again?

I've heard of chocolate truffles. Not sure if I've even had one of those... maybeee.

C'mas next week? Well I do know I'm getting Florida presents... I think... we never spend C'mas together so it usually comes in April! It will seem like C'mas though!

Yeay... presents... and truffles from Alty!! :D

I'm back for a minute. Man lefty is acting up bad, I actually thought I'd have to go to the hospital, dragging my kids along because hubbies at work, and driving in this weather with one bad eye. Who thought this stuff up anyway? Ouch. :(

Hey Starby, are you okay, how did the ex conversation go, what the heck did he want?

I'm hitting the hay all. Have a good night. M, have a good day. Sneezy, don't work to hard and Starby, take care.

I'll talk to you all tomorrow. Good night. :)

Alty out.

G'nite Alty!

Not a prob with the ex... it's not the same ex (not court guy) But annoying and shouldn't be calling anyway. I just asked him what the 'heck' (haha) he wanted, and then told him what I wanted, and that was for him to stop calling me!

Sweet Bunny Dreams Alty... I'm off to snooze land real soon too!