A big welcome to the Virtual Bar to our newest Expert!!

Now, back to bloody care plans!

The vitual bar just make me think about when the kdis were young, now that I have 9 grandkids, even though it doesn't seem that long ago... darnnnnn... My oldest grand daughter is 16 and she's a hottie... I kept hoping she'd be short ugly and bowlegged! Lol

Ah ha about time too is all I can say ;) Welcome to the club Ls me deary xxxxx

Oh, I am too tired... I think I have to leave here in about 15 minutes.

You think huh well be a little more sure this time hunny ;)

Yeah, I have to meet the carpool at 7:15, it is 6:30, so that means 15 more minutes. But if one particular member does not stop harassing me, I'll be here another minute or two cause my ban finger is getting really itchy!!

LOL oh gawd go get that itch treated ;)

Who's irritating you, J?

Hi ladies!

ARe we allowed to lay down in front of the fireplace... maybe just for a little while.. I think I want some spiked hot chocolate...

who's irritating you, J?

Em look at her latest reddie ;) that will give you a clue and funnily enough he/she got there arse band.
Just got back from my specialist appointment all is well and theo is growing nicely I have made it clear I want a section so dates will be organised at 36 weeks.

OoooOOOOooOO CBW, I am so excited... look at you, how cool is that, Good news sweet! Really good!

Theos estimated weight was 3lbs 13oz so pretty flipping good really considering millie was like near enough 2 lbs less lol

I just can't imagine... what a little mirivle she is...

She is special that's for sure and such a nice little girl.

Today right, she is nice to you today... my girl on the other hand wasn't yesterday... we will see after she gets off the bus after school...

Awe! That's good to hear everything is a-okay! Congrats CBW

Yeah, I have to meet the carpool at 7:15, it is 6:30, so that means 15 more minutes. But if one particular member does not stop harassing me, I'll be here another minute or two cause my ban finger is getting really itchy!!!

Hey babe, I would not worry about a probably blond.. 19 yr old who does not even know what occupation she (I'm assuming it's a she) wants yet. She has things to learn that we've already forgotten or placed in the filing cabinets of our mind because we prefer more information instead of blinders..

But.. if that finger of your's needs support and motivation, you've got mine!

Keep up the good job Janine!

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Today right, she is nice to you today....my girl on the other hand wasn't yesterday....we will see after she gets off the bus after school.....

If she gets off the bus with an attitude, ask her if she's ever had a virtual spanking... I'm from the 'old school' and I can still dish them out! Then, give her a hug from me too.

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Cbw, Excellent news. Happy to hear.

Em look at her latest reddie ;) that will give you a clue and funnily enough he/she got there arse band.

Yeah, you should see the PMs I got from her and her alias abuse!! LMAO!!


Just got back from my specialist appointment all is well and theo is growing nicely i have made it clear i want a section so dates will be organised at 36 weeks.

Oh, goodie goodie gumdrops!! I am SOOOOOO happy to hear he is dong well!! I can't wait to hear when the date is! I better go start packing a gift box! :D

Em look at her latest reddie ;) that will give you a clue and funnily enough he/she got there arse band.
Just got back from my specialist appointment all is well and theo is growing nicely i have made it clear i want a section so dates will be organised at 36 weeks.

Good for you girl. Wouldn't it be great if somebody out there could invent zippers for C-sections. They invent everything else.. Who knows, anything's possible.

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Hey babe, I would not worry about a probably blond.. 19 yr old

Yes, funnily she was a blonde 19 year old. I have knickers older than her. :eek:

Anyway, the reddies don't get me riled the way they used to. It just goes to show how ignorant some people are. Then it's out in plain sight when they read the REAL answer. LOL

Ah, I just had a bad morning is all. Got up too early, went to leave for school when I looked at the clock in the car and it said 6 am. Pulled back in the driveway cause I didn't have to meet my carpool for another hour :p

When I walked back in the house, Rae was standing at the bottom of the stairs with her arms crossed and said "I wondered how long it would take you before you realized you were EARLY, not LATE!!!"

Awesome news, Laura!

Oh, I just can't wait to be an aunt again! I just know that Theo is going to be a big bouncing healthy boy!! I would give anything to be there with you, you know that.

Hehehehehe wish you could be too j really I do, 3.45am I'm wide awake being kicked to... and millies up there in bed singing to herself while ben snores giggle

Goodness CBW... you are up??

I can't sleep all this flipping noise and feet under my ribs giggle

Oh Laura...
I am going to make it a night for now... hope you can get comfy... and sleep well...

I got a few more hours kind of look like a panda this morning tee hee

I hope you finally got some sleep hun. I was off to study group (since they moved the test up an entire WEEK), but little J is home sick. Fever of 102 last night.

Hey everyone. Is this where the garden moved too?
CBW how are you feeling?
J- are you staying at home today to nurse the little un back to health?

Yup, this is where the garden has been moved. Getting a little cold outside, so CBW moved us inside near the nice crackling fireplace.

Typically I am off on Fridays anyway (whew), hopefully the study group will come here. His temp is down this morning to 99, but he's still very lethargic.

Yikes poor wee man hope he is feeling better soon I'm not having a great day ill tell you about it later j xxxxx I'm off to bed xxxxxx

Get some rest sweetie, I'll be in and out all day, unless of course Ben bans me again. It is test time you know, and you know how you and he like to FORCE me to do my work... hehehe

Hang in there CBW. Hope little J recovers quickly J.
TGIF all!

Hi ladies...
CBW, hope you got some sleep last night
J... hope he is feeling better and up and running around again soon
Tus... It is Friday, I needed this!

Get some rest sweetie, I'll be in and out all day, unless of course Ben bans me again. It is test time ya know, and ya know how you and he like to FORCE me to do my work...hehehe

Ha I got half hour then I just led there I'm so tierd its hurting lol

/snuggles CBW right back to sleep

Look, I'm pretending to be CBW in labor!!

See, girlfriend, I support you from afar!!

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Dam! You got one seriously swollen liver. You need to slow down on the booze before it explodes!

P.S. I don't like that fat chick sitting there with her arms crossed. She looks like Nurse Cratchet.

Um, I mainline the booze, so that might be a problem. Of course the pillow under the jacket doesn't really do me justice does it? LOL

That fat chick, probably the nicest woman you would ever meet, she was just practicing for her part in the role playing activity.

Still looks like Cratchet.

Yes, she is very good at giving enemas.

Get her over here quick!

I'll let her do the enema and I get to do the foley catheter

Wow, J... looks like you were pretending... Nice, veddy veddy nice! I want to be a nurse so I can help deliver babies... ummmm, no I don't cause then I would have to work really really hard in school, and take care of the house and kids... oh how do you get through all of it? I will never know!
Mag... big livers?

Yea, bad livers. We had a band once and everyone drank way too much. Now you have Bad Company. And you have Bad Finger. We were Bad Livers. You never heard of us. We got to drunk to find our first gig... and our last.

LOL
I do love Bad Company, but never heard of the other... LOL

Who? Bad Finger? Good Band.

YouTube - Bad Finger-Day After Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dclISza-DJ0)

YouTube - BADFINGER - NO MATTER WHAT - LIVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVPThOPlX4&feature=related)

I would like to order a Zombie and complain to the bartender as to HOW FREAKING STUPID people are. I only answer appliance questions (thankfully) but I read some of the other questions and I cannot understand why people do not pick their asses up off the computer chair and take themselves to the doctor (or their pets for that matter). I am shocked as to some of the inquiries I have seen. I understand that money may be an issue sometimes but jeez oh flipping katie (I'll have another Thank You), I just read a post by some idiot woman who asked if her water broke. Ya idiot, that is why you have an OB! Call your OB, go to the hospital, don't sit on the freaking internet and ask people who are 100's and 1000's of miles away from you who may not be able to respond to you in a timely manner!! You would risk the life of your unborn child to get a Free answer on the internet when your local hospital has, I don't know, Doctors nearby who can actually help you in person! (Yes I will have that shot of Stoli Thanks). I am a firm believer in the power of information and the internet but gosh, hmm, should I kill my unborn child because I'm to lazy to tear myself away from the computer and go to the doctor when I have a serious medical issue? This woman should have the baby taken away from her NOW! She clearly isn't going to care for it once it is born because she is going to be sitting on the internet. I can see her next question already. "My baby won't stop crying" our response "when was the last time you fed or changed it"? Her reply "Am I supposed to do that? What should I use? Why can't it use the toilet on it's own and find the refrigerator if it's hungry"?

Why is it called "Common Sense" if it isn't so common any more?

"Thank You bartender, I'll settle my bill now and here is a nice fat tip for listening to me complain. Could you do me one more favor? Call me a cab? I have more sense then to have 2 drinks and a shot that close together and drive".

Lol!

Lol, lot of chest spilling in that post. Oh my.

Well weekend is here, just dropping in for a quick one. Then I am off to do more chores. Lol

I would like to order a Zombie and complain to the bartender as to HOW FREAKING STUPID people are. I only answer appliance questions (thankfully) but I read some of the other questions and I cannot understand why people do not pick their asses up off of the computer chair and take themselves to the doctor (or their pets for that matter). I am shocked as to some of the inquiries I have seen. I understand that money may be an issue sometimes but jeez oh flipping katie (I'll have another Thank You), I just read a post by some idiot woman who asked if her water broke. Ya idiot, that is why you have an OB! Call your OB, go to the hospital, don't sit on the freaking internet and ask people who are 100's and 1000's of miles away from you who may not be able to respond to you in a timely manner!!!!! You would risk the life of your unborn child to get a Free answer on the internet when your local hospital has, I don't know, Doctors nearby who can actually help you in person! (Yes I will have that shot of Stoli Thanks). I am a firm believer in the power of information and the internet but gosh, hmm, should I kill my unborn child because I'm to lazy to tear myself away from the computer and go to the doctor when I have a serious medical issue? This woman should have the baby taken away from her NOW! She clearly isn't going to care for it once it is born because she is going to be sitting on the internet. I can see her next question already. "My baby won't stop crying" our response "when was the last time you fed or changed it"? Her reply "Am I supposed to do that? What should I use? Why can't it use the toilet on it's own and find the refrigerator if it's hungry"?

Why is it called "Common Sense" if it isn't so common any more?

"Thank You bartender, I'll settle my bill now and here is a nice fat tip for listening to me complain. Could you do me one more favor? Call me a cab? I have more sense then to have 2 drinks and a shot that close together and drive".
Good thing you got all that out, I thought you were going to explode... and from the sounds of it, you said all that in one breath! Here, you can have my cab... I think I am going to stay a bit longer!

I would like to order a Zombie and complain to the bartender as to HOW FREAKING STUPID people are. I only answer appliance questions (thankfully) but I read some of the other questions and I cannot understand why people do not pick their asses up off of the computer chair and take themselves to the doctor (or their pets for that matter). I am shocked as to some of the inquiries I have seen. I understand that money may be an issue sometimes but jeez oh flipping katie (I'll have another Thank You), I just read a post by some idiot woman who asked if her water broke. Ya idiot, that is why you have an OB! Call your OB, go to the hospital, don't sit on the freaking internet and ask people who are 100's and 1000's of miles away from you who may not be able to respond to you in a timely manner!!!!! You would risk the life of your unborn child to get a Free answer on the internet when your local hospital has, I don't know, Doctors nearby who can actually help you in person! (Yes I will have that shot of Stoli Thanks). I am a firm believer in the power of information and the internet but gosh, hmm, should I kill my unborn child because I'm to lazy to tear myself away from the computer and go to the doctor when I have a serious medical issue? This woman should have the baby taken away from her NOW! She clearly isn't going to care for it once it is born because she is going to be sitting on the internet. I can see her next question already. "My baby won't stop crying" our response "when was the last time you fed or changed it"? Her reply "Am I supposed to do that? What should I use? Why can't it use the toilet on it's own and find the refrigerator if it's hungry"?

Why is it called "Common Sense" if it isn't so common any more?

"Thank You bartender, I'll settle my bill now and here is a nice fat tip for listening to me complain. Could you do me one more favor? Call me a cab? I have more sense then to have 2 drinks and a shot that close together and drive".

Wow, you have pretty much summed up the frustrations I get at times, being the health expert and all.

But, I hear you I really do.

Oh, and BTW, could I be pregnant?

Wow, you have pretty much summed up the frustrations I get at times, being the health expert and all.

But, I hear ya I really do.

Oh, and BTW, could I be pregnant?
I am no expert at these things, but I would say... Hell no... you aren't... LOL

I haven't had my period since June... I'm under a tremendous amount of stress... and the pregnancy test says positive. So, am I pregnant?

I'm just messin with y'all, I ain't pregnant. I'd check myself into the local mental health facility if I was.

About the pregnancy... but what about the stress, and the mental hospital?

Happy weekend folks not stopping too much to do, j hope the wee man is feeling better xxxxx

Just got back from the doctor, he doesn't have strep, but she put him on an antibiotic cause his snot is yucky. He's much more active today.

Oh the yucky snot...
Hey J, I have a question, not his doctor but someone we know suggested using Airborne for Jett and his asthma... it got really really bad and now it seems as though he isn't sick anymore, it has been a few weeks from his last bad episode, and a year before that since a really bad episode...
Anyway, he is wheezing still? I give him his meds, inhalers and such but someone said they started taking Airborne and it helped... What do you think?

Good as long as he is brighter and chipper that's what matter right .

Haven't heard of that Start. It's the wheezing you need to get rid of. Sure the Airborne will help keep him from getting sick, which can cause asthma attacks.

You need to focus on the wheezing.

Thanks... I am focusing... goodness, scares me half to death, I just thought we were done with this. It had been a year... Damn it!
How are you fairing? You got your Pepsi, light on the ice?

EDIT::::
MmmmmMMMmmm chocholate! Just what I needed!

OMG!! May darling was wonderful!!

Tonight was the half time show at the pro basketball game!! Her face was plastered all over the big screens in the FedEx Forum!!

I'm such a proud mama!!

Hehehehehehe bless her she is a very pretty girl so why wouldn't they do that huh??

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I just need to rant a moment.

Why is it that there is no information (that can be even semi-easily found) on the web about the long term after-effects of adoption for the birth mother?

Seriously--it's like they post that you might have some depression and issues with communications and trust in future relationships, and that you might be sad around Christmas, Mother's Day, and your child's birthday. That's it.

I know it's the time of year for me that makes me so crabby about it, but dammit--I am SO SICK of pretty much every adoption site being for adoptive parents. Let's put it this way--it was easier to find an account about Post Adoption Depression Syndrome (suffered by adoptive moms) than it was for me to find a page that said it was okay for birthmothers to grieve, and that that was a natural part of the adoption process for birthmothers.

It's like the second the baby is born, and adopted--all focus is on the adoptive family, and NOT on the woman who made such a tough choice and sacrifice.

I'm just so sick of never being able to find info. I'm sick of pro-lifers throwing adoption out there as a second-rate choice to parenting, but at least it's better than abortion, I'm sick of being thought of as a hero for "doing the right thing for my child" (which is what EVERY mother should do, right?)

I think I finally understand why some of the birthmoms I've met are so bitter about adoption in general, and want the whole practice of adoption to be outlawed.

Synn, that is why the people here need YOU so badly, to tell them! You re so good about laying it on the table, what they may feel with ANY decision they make. If I have a question about these issues, you are the first person that comes to mind! So maybe we out of get you your own web site and you can be sponsored through different companies... Hugs and loves...
J, how sweet... so cool what a STAR!

I know it's the time of year for me that makes me so crabby about it, but dammit--I am SO SICK of pretty much every adoption site being for adoptive parents. Let's put it this way--it was easier to find an account about Post Adoption Depression Syndrome (suffered by adoptive moms) than it was for me to find a page that said it was okay for birthmothers to grieve, and that that was a natural part of the adoption process for birthmothers.
I hear you, sweet lady. The whole idea that it's even possible to "give up" a child is preposterous in a way. They are bone of our bone and flesh of our flesh and NOTHING can change that fact, whatever circumstances may intervene.

I think a similar sense of loss overtakes some fathers that "lose" their children in bitter divorces. Many years ago I became fairly well acquainted with a man who was absolutely devoted to his kids, had a highly responsible and well-paying job, and his wife was so jealous of his relationship with the kids that she trashed the marriage and made it as hard as she could for him to have any contact or relationship with them. He went down in a sickening spiral of depression and grief. I saw him a couple of months ago and he didn't recognize or remember me, even after I told him who I was. He's a hollowed out shell of a person. So sad.

I would like to buy a round for everyone in the bar for listening to my long winded rant the other day. I have a GREAT deal of respect for anyone here who has to answer health questions about people or their pets. I am actually grateful I only have to deal with people who need their inanimate appliances fixed. It's actually satisfying to have to tell someone their neglect of an appliance has killed it and it is going to cost them big $$$ to fix or replace it. I do not envy anyone who has to tell someone their neglect has damaged or killed a pet or human. Your desire to throttle them has to be great and your restraint epic.

I would like to buy a round

I'll take a Captain Morgan and Coke, 2 limes please, with a Cuervo back!!

I'll take a Captain Morgan and Coke, 2 limes please, with a Cuervo back!!!

Cuervo gold please, and yes, I'll take the worm if no one else wants it. :eek:

WOW, J... you OK?
I will have one with you but make it a good whiskey instead!

No, actually I'm not okay. Stress has gotten the best of me and I need to unwind.

Time to sit back and take a breather. J, put your feet up and take it easy if you can!

time to sit back and take a breather. J, put your feet up and take it easy if you can!!

When is that? You know, there are only 24 hours in a day. I don't have time to breathe let alone put my feet up!!

Funny, how not too long ago a bunch of people here thought I was a hero, that I was perfect, that I possessed certain talents.

Well, guess what, now you see the real me. I would give my right arm for some of you to spend time here during pre-test week. OMG!!

Wow, hitting the hard stuff. Eating the worm too. That will knock you out for a good day. Have a rest J, goodnight.

We still (I) still feel like you are a wonderful, very strong woman... For doing what you are doing... I wouldn't be able to do it! Truth be told!

J, you've been in my thoughts all day.

I STILL think you're a hero. I still love you. I'm still cheering you on from the great white north.

Put school first, and let everything else figure its own place out from there. Your hubby and kids can help you with that.

/slips a little Bailey's into some coffee, and passes it over.

I STILL think you're a hero. I still love you.

You bring tears to my eyes, literally. Okay, tears aside... I'll take that Bailey's and coffee at 4:30 tomorrow morning.

I guess I am just suffering from "short timer's disease" By May will be completely free of care plans, and health assessment tools... no more teaching/learning plans.

Oh, God, I can't wait. It won't come a moment too soon.

May!
May come quick
So all this info can stick
J needs you bad
So come on before Start gets mad
May come soon
Before she turns into a loon
We need you now
Some way some how
We will get through
Together me and you!

J, sorry, these words just slipped right out... and well, I wish May would hurry for you sweet!

I know you don't want music here CBW, but I got to unwind!!

EKMt1L4cRTY

I like it J... unwinding right now!
Except I got my K-Swiss instead of Reeboks LMAO!

I know CBW doesn't want music, but I just had to.

Now, if I never see a care plan again, I'll be happy. All paperwork is done for the semester, no clinicals, only studying.

God what I would give to be in the Looney Bin (as a nurse not a patient). It's so much easier to deal with mental illness than it is physical illness.

Why is that? Why would it be easier?

Mental health is easier to me. I don't know why, but it is. I enjoy listening to people who see and hear things. I understand neurotransmitters better than I understand normal lab values.

I guess I am looney enough to relate to people who are psychotic. It just fascinates me

LOL, as it does many others. J, I think you are doing wonderful, despite everything in your WHOLE life that has happened, and is happening, and you know that will happen, you seem to keep it up at school, I am PROUD of you! Smile efore you fall asleep and know that we all love you and respect you for doing what you are doing! The list is so farking long, It could take up this whole thread! Hugs and lot's a love to you...

Hello all... popping in for just a minute... so sorry I have been so neglectful, been busy busy, trying to avoid BR and getting Christmas done... looks like we won't make it to January, seeing the doc weekly, and she thinks it will be within the next 2 weeks... hope all is well with you all!

Al, Give us updates...
Is it safe? Why so early? Are you feeling OK? I miss you! Arrrr...

hello all...popping in for just a minute...so sorry I have been so neglectful, been busy busy, trying to avoid BR and getting Christmas done...looks like we wont make it to January, seeing the doc weekly, and she thinks it will be within the next 2 weeks...hope all is well with you all!

Oh my word tamed has had her twins too its so exciting its when they start seeing you daily you know its game over ;)
Keep safe Al miss you lots xxxxx I have everything crossed for my arrainged section in the beginning of jan hehehehe.

Mental health is easier to me. I don't know why, but it is. I enjoy listening to people who see and hear things. I understand neurotransmitters better than I understand normal lab values.

I guess I am looney enough to relate to people who are psychotic. It just fascinates me

That's why you can spend so long talking to the freeks on here, and you lady if you post a music link once more ill get ben to close the bar lol

Mental health is easier to me. I don't know why, but it is. I enjoy listening to people who see and hear things. I understand neurotransmitters better than I understand normal lab values.

I guess I am looney enough to relate to people who are psychotic. It just fascinates me
As I see it, internists and orthopedists are mechanics--fixing and restarting things that have broken or quit working. But psychiatric workers are priests and shamans--absolving sins and casting out demons. It's a high calling. Go for it!

CBW... my 2yo is now doing the bart :eek:... thank you :) Cover your eyes! Heeheehee

hello all...popping in for just a minute...so sorry I have been so neglectful, been busy busy, trying to avoid BR and getting Christmas done...looks like we wont make it to January, seeing the doc weekly, and she thinks it will be within the next 2 weeks...hope all is well with you all!

Pop in now and then to let us know how you are doing hon...

Sending you good vibes, 'angel'.

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Al, Give us updates...
Is it safe? Why so early? Are you feeling ok? I miss you! Arrrr.....

All safe, pretty much considered full term now... she thinks it will be early due to his size and the fact that my pelvic floor muscles seem to be lazy... I should've known a part of me was lazy ;)

CBW, I have everything crossed for you as well... :)

Good to know Al... keeping you in my thoughts!

Women who are pregnant need to be careful with the popping, doncha know.

Wishing you all well. My December baby turns 17 this week. I feel sooooo old!

Awww, but you dance like you are 17!

CBW....my 2yo is now doing the bart :eek: ...thank you :) Cover your eyes! heeheehee

LMAO oh dear Millie is a good girl she doesn't show her bum ;)

LMAO oh dear Millie is a good girl she doesnt show her bum ;)

He kept asking... what's he doing? I told him being ugly... he thought it was funny I guess LOL

Hehehehehehe aren't boys fabulous

Come here and check out all four of mine, I just super glued maxys finger and Jett is home with a bummy AND he has lot's of energy...
HELP ME!

Hahahahaa I never said I wanted 4 of them ;) id be in an asylem

Ohhhhh... can you feel sorry for me? Please?
Just kidding, the more you add it just seems the better it gets... in some cases a little stressful, but they are good boys for the most part...

LOL ill believe you ;)

Theo is going to be the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE...
Jett just showed me his buns .RP.. oh goodness
CBW, maybe it is time to stop the BART!! LMAO
And if I can remember you told us that Millie did have a little streaker in her... I think I will need to go back and find that post to prove it... I wonder how long that will take me! HEe Hee one million 57 posts later...

She hasn't done it in months and months in fact she begs to put clothes on now lol

Good girl Millie! Hee hee...

It must be an age thing... my mom laughs about it, says I used to take off my diaper and run down the road naked :eek:

She is just to busy chasing the kitten to take anything off these days lol

She is just to busy chasing the kitten to take anything off these days lol

We have two fat cats... you would think as much as Colton chases them they would lose some weight! LOL

Tee hee I bet one of ours is bigger our biggest died new years eve bless him he was gigantic now its just the two oldies and millies kitten and the kitten is close to ending its very short life if he doesn't leave the bloody christmas tree alone ;)

I don't know... the black tabby is 16 lbs and the white one is 11 lbs... and they've been on a diet forever! LOL

Hold on let me see if I can find fatty before he got ill, check your pm ill send you my photo bucket link lol can't be assed to post them lol

OMG... he was big... awww Millie is soooo cute! Do you believe in arranged marriages? LOL My heart melts for little kitties... I'm the one who brings home and feeds the strays LMAO

Hehehehehehe Don't be fooled by her looks giggle that girl will be just like her mother nothing but troube ;)
The black cat monty is probably about the same size as your tabby now he is very beefy shall we say lol

Do they scream for food constantly like mine?! It drives me nuts! But the fat makes them more cuddly

Lol they can shout and hassle all they like they get breakfast when I get up and dinner before bed and that's it although if I'm in the kitchen they will come see what I'm doing as there might be something nice like grated cheese being dropped on the floor hehehehe

LOL! Same here :)

Bloody cats huh lol but I so wouldn't be without my fur baby's hehehehehe

Hi CBW... talkin about kitties...
Shattered is sure to find out... beware! Hee hee
How are you today CBW? Feeling OK?

Yeah I'm fine, you? Sorry about last night on msn I was in the middle of eBay stuff.

OMG, I am sick to my stomach!!

Think I'm going to puke!!

J... not positive, but I think I know why...
14 year old?

14 year old? What does that mean?

Exam was today. I think I'm going to be sick just waiting for the grades to come up.

Ohhhhhh... gotcha... I thought it was the 14 year old having you know what!
Oh J, why do you have t wait, it has to be the very worst part of it all. Just anticipation in its self is so hard...
I hope you did well! In my heart...

CBW, glad to hear you re fine... thats OK, I was just making sure you were OK sweet!

Was it hard J??

CBW, hard is not the word for it. Of course you know I say that with every test, but whenever I have a question I am not sure of, I put a question mark by it. I usually only have 2 or 3 question marks at the end of an exam. I had 10 this time.

Please keep me in your thoughts. This grade depends on what percent I have to make next Wednesday on the final.

Oh jesus christ 10 that's a lot and so not like you well I'm sure you will be fine though hunn they were bloody naughty for bringing it forward like they did too gggrrrrr

Even the people who got adequate study time in said it was hard.

My brain is hurting, my stomach is sick. I just have to get above a 75 so that I don't have to worry about the final. I keep refreshing my browser hoping the grades are up.

Hey J- I am keeping you in my thoughts and prayers. I am sure you did wonderfully.
How is everyone else.

J, I am thinking of you too... hope it went OK, sorry for the question marks...
Too bad you couldn't call someone for the answer, or ask a guy off the street... (you know like in CASH CAB? Or DEAL OR NO DEAL...
I will be thinking of you... refresh refresh refresh...

What a bloody nightmare

Nope no grade yet, and I've been up since 12:30 last night. My eyes are crossing. Would go take a nap, but time to pick the kiddos up.

I pick up the kids... you rest!

Oooooo they better bloody post them today not like last week

That's okay start, I want to give my babies a hug. But thanks anyway.

Awww, they will love a hug from mom:)

J.. I have my fingers crossed too... let us know that high score when it comes in :) Good Luck!!

85%

Wooo Hoooo!!

They didn't post exam 1. That score was an 82%

Exam 2

78/100

78%

View Exam 3 Statistics
Exam 3

90/100

90%

View Exam 4 Statistics
Exam 4

90/100

90%

View Exam 5 Statistics
Exam 5

82/100

82%

View Exam 6 Statistics
Exam 6

85/100

85%

Halellujah, I am sitting at an 85 average!! Only need a 60% for the final. Anything higher than that gives me a B.

All I really want is a C! But, I'll take the B.

Good for you Janine, happy to hear.

That's my freeking girl I knew you could do it love you xxxxxx

Nice one J.
I'll take my finger OFF the ban button, for now ;)

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I believed in you all along Janine, and told you not to worry. I just had a gut feeling that you are Great and I was right!

Congrats dear!

PARTY TIME!

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Nice one J.
I'll take my finger OFF the ban button, for now ;)

Ben, please keep that finger off that button, this is the only place that I can party at!

I know there is not mean bone in your body, let alone in your finger... no matter what anyone else says about you...

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYMXDE) Double Wink!

Thank you all for your wonderful support. It really means so much to me. You all haven't a clue how much it really means to have you all behind me cheering me on when I am at my lowest.

It's really a great feeling. Finals are next Wednesday, and I hardly have to study. I'm just going to review everything that I missed on the tests.

And Ben, rest that Ban finger... Next semester is going to be horrendous.


Ben, please keep that finger off that button, this is the only place that I can party at!

Oh, no Cher, he bans ME when he and CBW don't think I am studying enough. And funny, they are usually right!!

NEXT ROUND IS ON ME!!

No way! I'm buying, baby!

I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO proud of you! You have no idea!

Your test scores just made my bad day, my sad day, my go-away-and-leave-me-alone day so much better!

/hugs you tight!

I never doubted you, but I just want you to know how proud I am of you!

Congrats J! An much luck for next week, although I know you won't need it!

Oh she still needs the luck doesn't do to be too sure huh ;) but of course she will do it there will almighty trouble if she doesn't I knew me screaming at ben when you should have been swotting would do the trick :D

Congrats J! I knew there was a reason I turn to you when something happens to Colton,LOL.

Thank you all so much!! You all know how to make someone feel a little more confidant. Well, off to study for the ATI test (not a real test mind you, it basically reflects how well the teachers are teaching), not a pass or fail kind of test.

That one is on Monday, and final is on Wednesday, then I'm done for a month.

A month off heck talk about easy life lol ;) you know I'm kidding don't hit me hehhehehe

Congratulation's, J!
Great job!
I bet you're looking forward to next Wednesday!!

85%

Wooo Hoooo!!!

They didn't post exam 1. That score was an 82%

Exam 2

78/100

78%

View Exam 3 Statistics
Exam 3

90/100

90%

View Exam 4 Statistics
Exam 4

90/100

90%

View Exam 5 Statistics
Exam 5

82/100

82%

View Exam 6 Statistics
Exam 6

85/100

85%

Halellujah, I am sitting at an 85 average!!! Only need a 60% for the final. Anything higher than that gives me a B.

All I really want is a C!! But, I'll take the B.

Rock on J!! Way to go. We knew you could do it! :D ;)

Oh dear me I had a christmas gift from eBay head office today lol I'm now a proud owner of eBay christmas lights for my laptop :D

I remember way back when, there was a wallpaper prog I had that gave me a border of blinking xmas lights - that was so nice.

I wonder if something like that is still available and works with higher windows versions than 95 or 98. So, if anyone finds one, let me know. I enjoy cute stuff like that.

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J, so happy for you! I knew you could do it, we all did oviously you are loved and respected a bunch around here! Hugs... and hey, you are on your way love!! I am so proud of you! Relax for a bit in honor of yourself!

I just stopped in because it looks like a nice cozy place and so cute. I wondering though if I can afford to come in here? Oh well can you make me a pink cat?

I just stopped in because it looks like a nice cozy place and so cute. I wondering though if I can afford to come in here? Oh well can you make me a pink cat?

Hi stranger... nice to see a new face in here :) I don't know how to make one of those... but your welcome to help yourself around here.

Wow, even better news!!

I think I just got a JOB!!

I hope to start doing an externship at the local hospital in labor & delivery next week after finals!!

Holy Crap J, that is wonderful... Good for you sweet! Woo Hoo, go J!!

I just stopped in because it looks like a nice cozy place and so cute. I wondering though if I can afford to come in here? Oh well can you make me a pink cat?

Pull up a chair or barstool... There is no cost here, not even BYOB.. just MYOD and maybe share the recipe..

We are always willing to try new stuff around here.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_33.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYMXDE) My recipe for champagne when you're an alcoholic is gingerale in a fancy glass. Been getting away with that for years - my favorite bartender always had one ready when he saw me walk in.

My clinical instructor said that she would like to see me a do labor & delivery externship. Soooo, I went to my OB/GYN who is the head of L&D at our local hospital, next thing I know he is on the phone to the Nurse Manager, then he walked me over to her, introduced me... and she told me to fill out an ap as a "formality" and to show up tomorrow morning around 9 to dicsuss orientation, scrub color, and amount of hours and pay I want.

OMG!! I am on cloud 9!!


I just stopped in because it looks like a nice cozy place and so cute. I wondering though if I can afford to come in here? Oh well can you make me a pink cat?

OMG, sorry, I missed your post in all my excitement. WELCOME!!

Whatever works Chery... I always was tempted by a shirley temple (sprite and cherries)

EDIT:: Congrats J!!

Oh, CBW, I feel like such a proud Mama. I just noticed the new subcategory in Member Discussions...

The Lounge

Wow, it was over a year ago I first started The Lounge Thread. https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/member-discussions/lounge-29979.html?highlight=lounge

Even more excitement to add to my day.

Sorry, I'll stop talking about me now.

Oh, CBW, I feel like such a proud Mama. I just noticed the new subcategory in Member Discussions....

The Lounge

Wow, it was over a year ago I first started The Lounge Thread. https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/member-discussions/lounge-29979.html?highlight=lounge

Even more excitement to add to my day.

Sorry, I'll stop talking about me now.
True enough! It's been well received and will create it's own atmosphere!
Counting the day's, J?

J--I'm so happy for you!

Cheers!

Any mods about tonight?

What's up Em?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/computers-beginners/scott-gem-suucks-es-he-ign-160119.html

Character defamation towards Scottgem

Somebody needs a bannin'

I guess Scott told him something he didn't want to hear.

Saw it!! Got it!! Banned it!!

Thanks Em!

Saw you do it! Heheh

Hi stranger...nice to see a new face in here :) I don't know how to make one of those...but your welcome to help yourself around here.



Point me to the vodka, pineapple juice and a tall glass!

Point me to the vodka, pineapple juice and a tall glass!
My fave drink of all time, I get this anytime we go out for a drink... MMMMm vodka, and pineapple... :D
Hey you stone... glad to see you here sweet! ;)

Cap'n Morgan and Coke with a Lime please. Make it a double Morgan single coke. Or rather Pepsi.

Hee hee, finally a moment to sit back for a minute, J?

Sit back and what study? Ummm, what does sit back entail exactly? I haven't done that since 2003.

I still have my boots on that I laced and tied at 6:30 this morning.

Poor baby, here prop em' up I get em'

They say, "If life give's you lemons, make lemon aide!"
But life should also say, "If life gives you that, it should give you someone who's life gives them Vodka!!"
Can I get an Amen?

AMEN Brotha!!

AMEN!
Goodness, seems like this day is taking forever to gooooo away...
Ok Ok Ok, making lemonade... right now

Sit back and what study? Ummm, what does sit back entail exactly? I haven't done that since 2003.

I still have my boots on that I laced and tied at 6:30 this morning.

Be careful when a boy says to sit back and relax.
*whispers* that's how you get pregnant! *whispering exclamation point*

As for the boots, you have time to lace them? Go 90's girl, velcro them puppies.

Man I loved moon boots. Weren't those the best?

Oh yeah, meant to ask where the darn bar is. I go out of town for a week and you open a party shed and don't tell me.

Proly nuthin left but flat beer and stale peanuts. Bettern nothing though.

man i loved moon boots. werent those the best?


Moon boots and parachute pants!!

KP, I owe a lot of where I am to you. If it were not for you I would not understand the math that I understand now. You are awsome!!

Thank you KP for all the help you gave me last year at this time!!

Yeah chicks dig me like that

Especially babes in moon boots. Don't need nothing else honey, just bring your moon boots.

Methinks my wife being gone for ten days is getting to me.

methinks my wife being gone for ten days is getting to me.
It can turn a man around... that is for sure... hee hee...
Moon boots are wonderful anyway! :D

methinks my wife being gone for ten days is getting to me.

I have red leather moon boots. LMAO!! Perfect for the season, and a... Oh, NM

Ooops too much celebrating. Maybe I should sleep now.

I warned her that I might pick her up at the airport and go "park" in the parking garage.

Letsee... if we parked on the top level... that's about 40 feet up... would sex in the car at the airport make me a member of the 0.007575 mile high club? ;)

especially babes in moon boots. dont need nothin else honey, just bring your moon boots.

I have red leather moon boots. LMAO!! Perfect for the season, and a... Oh, NM

Ooops too much celebrating. Maybe I should sleep now.

i warned her that i might pick her up at the airport and go "park" in the parking garage.

letsee... if we parked on the top level... thats about 40 feet up...would sex in the car at the airport make me a member of the 0.007575 mile high club? ;)

Wait. Thatd be 0.0076 by sig figs... or maybe 0.008... aw crap wtfever

OK folks... I got a 10 oz bag of cheetos (puffy kind), half a six pack, a bottle of pinot grigio, and three frozen taquitos (chix) to anyone who magically clears the snow from my drive by 7AM. Thanks in advance.

Course there goes dinner for the next two days..

Yawn morning folks, we finally have a few rays of sun here in grotty england we were up most the night with madam not feeling that great poor ben went to work at 6am on 3 hours sleep :(

wait. thatd be 0.0076 by sig figs... or maybe 0.008... aw crap wtfever

ok folks... i got a 10 oz bag of cheetos (puffy kind), half a six pack, a bottle of pinot grigio, and three frozen taquitos (chix) to anyone who magically clears the snow from my drive by 7AM. thx in advance.

Hey! Do you live near me? I kind of get into shoveling snow! It's good exercise! :)

Morning CBW... sorry to hear you had a rough night. Been up a couple hours myself... fell asleep early with Colton on the couch (love the snuggles when I can get them) and now just can't sleep anymore :)

Hehehehehe oh that just annoys the heck out of me when I can't go back to sleep and I never have the energy to do something constructive lol I'm just nipping to the post office back in 10 xx

Okay, I just want to say:

This snow on the ground for Christmas is lovely and all, but the below zero temps almost daily really sucks.

Okay, I just want to say:

this snow on the ground for Christmas is lovely and all, but the below zero temps almost daily really sucks.

I'll warm you like I did with KBC earlier... it will be almost 80 here Saturday.. enjoy your white xmas! LOL

Hehehehehehe its not that cold here either just grey and wet but that's nothing blinking new for england lol

Today and tomorrow is supposed to be beautiful. How is cutie patootie Millie today? Feeling better yet CBW?

CBW: I've been meaning to ask. Is that a photo of your neighborhood shops/pub in the photo?

Hey! Do you live near me? I kinda get into shoveling snow! It's good exercise! :)

I live left of you... in the great metropolis of des moines, ia... well a suburb technically but that's just silly topological noise. And I s'pose "great metropolis" is on the outskirts of the allowable interpretive range of the words. Anywhoo... we shared the same storm.

Don't mind this kind of snow to shovel... light and poofy for now. But still... more fun to whine and see who I manipulate with alcohol and artificially colored and flavored corn puffy things. Nobody took the bait.

My superpower skills of master manipulation are slipping.

Maybe if I had a ho-ho it wouldve all been different... of course! I forgot the chocolate clincher.

When you all shovel the snow, would you mind piling it in my driveway? Please!!

It's 8 am here and already 50 degrees. What I would give for a white Christmas!!

CBW: I've been meaning to ask. Is that a photo of your neighborhood shops/pub in the photo?

Em it's the pub I used to run/manage I'm not going to go into details of where it is there are to many friends and family there ;)

Well all, time to hit the shower and go get my orientation at the hospital underway.

CBW, I'm going to start getting PAID to deliver babes! Yeeee HAW!!

Yeah for getting paid, J!

CBW - it's lovely - Virginia Beach doesn't have that kind of charm.

Hooray!

I got the job!! Start in 2 weeks. They don't want me to start this week or next because of finals, so I will have 2 long days of orientation, then I get to deliver babies for a paycheck.

Well, off to make Little J some home made chicken soup. Yup, he's sick again.

Awww, J sorry for little J... hope he is better soon!
Great news on the job J... you are awsome, anyone would be lucky to have a hard working caring person like you to have working for them!

Welp, got back from the doc, IM 1 cm already but still thick and full, so hopefully he will stick in there a little longer, I really needed him to wait another 2 weeks or so, but with Connor I went from 1 - 6 in a matter of 2 days... wish me luck.

Al, I will be thinking of you, hope you can hold out sweet! Good luck!!

Keeping my fingers crossed for you Al...

At 38 weeks though you are good to go!!

Although I wish you could hold out 2 weeks and come here to deliver. LOL, I'll be working then.

welp, got back from the doc, IM 1 cm already but still thick and full, so hopefully he will stick in there a little longer, I really needed him to wait another 2 weeks or so, but with Connor I went from 1 - 6 in a matter of 2 days....wish me luck.

Only you would have to be in such a rush wouldn't you I told you being that impatient would be a problem lol thinking of you hunn xxxx and for once cross your legs huh ;)

WARNING

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... and for once cross your legs huh ;)

This made me spit I laughed so abruptly.


WARNING


...so if you have any sense you wont use it and cause the powers that be hassle to remove your rating please dont abuse the system

Big... shiny... button... must... press... cause... woman... says... no...

this made me spit i laughed so abruptly.

Hehehehehe she knows I'm joking ;)


big.... shiny.... button..... must.... press.... cause.... woman... says... no....

I wouldn't trust me I'm not very nice when annoyed ask the others and stop double posting too lol your wasting server space

Yes, CBW! Thanks for the warning

Yes, CBW!! Thanks for the warning

Only fair start why should you be rating your friends its abuse of the system to do it in places like this where in all honesty we are only talking trash isn't like we are talking about anything relative is it and giving outstanding advice.

I agree! CBW... you go girl!
Got to go get ready for my thingy! Hugs to you!

stop double posting too lol your wasting server space

Sweeite, don't worry about the double posting, you know I take good care of you. ;)

Lol I wish I were 38 weeks, but no Im 36 1/2... lol. I need to go another two weeks so I reach my ninety day mark at work...

LOL... CBW, you crack me up... I would love to keep them crossed but that doesn't quite work right now.. lol.. my body won't cooperate. Im still holding on to that ounce of belief that the 1 cm just isn't there... lol.

EDIT --- BTW - Congrats J!!

Ah, I see now. Sowwie, well I guess you have no choice but to keep them crossed at this point.

Sheesh, has it been almost 3 months already? Wow, how time flies!!

I can remember when you and CBW weren't pregnant at all!!

Ah, I see now. Sowwie, well I guess you have no choice but to keep em crossed at this point.

Sheesh, has it been almost 3 months already? Wow, how time flies!!!

I can remember when you and CBW weren't preggo at all!!!

Me too... me too... lol...
At least I know if he comes this early he will be alrigh, technically he is considered full term as of now I think...

Did you mean 9 months before?. im confused on the 3 - maybe its my pregnant brain.

Technically he is full term at 37 weeks. So you are good to go in what 3 days.

You are confused about the 3... I meant the job.

You're my hero, j9

You are now officially getting paid to look at mommy parts.

KP, I wouldn't be where I am right now without you!! And you know that. So, I do have you to thank, and in that sense you are MY hero!!

yeah OK but tell me more about the mommy parts...

=)


just kidding...

I never did say congrads.

So congrads. It's a hard road sometimes and you did it.

Dude, if you didn't help me with my Math for Nurses, I would not be taking care of Mommy Parts right now!!

So I'm just, what, one degree of separation from actually getting paid for looking at mommy parts...

Cool.

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Okay. I do appologise. It won't happen again. Guess I had way too many drinks. My senses left me. Lolollol

Lol... ok I understand now... yep hard to believe Its been 3 months... but time flies when you are having fun! Im very proud of you and your new job J!

I just made the mistake and turned on Sky News... just in time to hear that "1 out of 4 Brits don't know the birthplace of Jesus". D'OH I wonder where these pole takers went for this crucial research.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_19.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYMXDE)From now on, I'll stick to comedy and Sci-fi channels.

Just heard another great comparrison:

When talking about Barry Bonds and 'drugs', a woman on TV said "Talking about athletes who take drugs to improve their performance is like talking about a porno-star getting plastic surgery to look sexier, so where is the problem"

Wow, don't you just love people with different opinions!

My favorite sport is Bowling and there is not much of it on TV. Maybe because none of the pro bowlers take steroids yet.. oh, yeah, the main reason is not enough sponsors and money, but does anyone know how many Bowling Alleys there are compared to Baseball and/or Football stadiums?

C.U. at the bar, I'm fixing me another double..

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_143.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYMXDE) Dang It! Can't even find a bowling smiley!

While sipping my double, my finger went to a post. WRONG post for me to read after the day that I just had. I feel like calling the cops and having her arrested for seducing a minor!

I swear, if things don't get better than this, you'll find me under the bar for a few days.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/15-pregnant-160386-4.html#post765373

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Hey folks, clear a table so that I can draw a little bit to get my mind off other bullcrap today..

Watch out, I draw fast..

Here are few more, just for (sh)its and grins..

Another double,and I'm on a roll now!.

Hey, don't leave now, I'm not done yet...

Just can't resist, have to draw one more and then pass out...

After a bit of frustration I get downright creative, don't I... ha ha ha!

I'll have a double Jim Beam with a water back, keep them coming and I am going to smoke. I'm going to drink and smoke and get loud and I might even end up in jail but I will have a good time and I don't give a damn who don't like it... got a light?


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I'll have a double Jim Beam with a water back, keep em comming and I am gonna smoke. I'm gonna drink and smoke and get loud and I might even end up in jail but i will have a good time and I don't give a damn who don't like it...got a light?

Hands mag the bottle what the hell its christmas

I just made the mistake and turned on Sky News... just in time to hear that "1 out of 4 Brits don't know the birthplace of Jesus". D'OH I wonder where these pole takers went for this crucial research.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_19.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYMXDE)From now on, I'll stick to comedy and Sci-fi channels.

Just heard another great comparrison:

When talking about Barry Bonds and 'drugs', a woman on TV said "Talking about athletes who take drugs to improve their performance is like talking about a porno-star getting plastic surgery to look sexier, so where is the problem"

Wow, don't you just love people with different opinions!

My favorite sport is Bowling and there is not much of it on TV. Maybe because none of the pro bowlers take steriods yet...., oh, yeah, the main reason is not enough sponsors and money, but does anyone know how many Bowling Alleys there are compared to Baseball and/or Football stadiums?

C.U. at the bar, I'm fixing me another double..

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_143.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYMXDE) Dang It! Can't even find a bowling smiley!

While sipping my double, my finger went to a post. WRONG post for me to read after the day that I just had. I feel like calling the cops and having her arrested for seducing a minor!

I swear, if things don't get better than this, you'll find me under the bar for a few days.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/15-pregnant-160386-4.html#post765373

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Hey folks, clear a table so that I can draw a little bit to get my mind off of other bullcrap today..

Watch out, I draw fast..

Here are few more, just for (sh)its and grins..

Another double,and I'm on a roll now!..

Hey, don't leave now, I'm not done yet...

Just can't resist, have to draw one more and then pass out.....

After a bit of frustration I get downright creative, don't I... ha ha ha!

Wow! That was great! Thanks! :D I was going to pick out a favorite one, but then couldn't after I had seen the rest of them!

Craig

You rock, Chery. Great collection. Thanks.

Im so fed up with this weekend already its no fun millies mardy and I'm fed up I hate it when ben has to work stupid hours gggrrrrr rant over ;)

millies mardy and im fed up
"mardy"? That's a Britishism (I'm guessing) that I've never encountered before. What does it mean?

Mardy means sulky

I can beat it cbw... mommy is the one crying now... Colton wasted a trip to the crowded mall (that I really didn't want to go to after being up all night!).. he got scared of Santa. :( Can't really say I blame him though.. they weren't a nice crew. So now? No picture with Santa to add with the no picture with Easter Bunny.

Okay, I'm through venting now... can I please have a very, very stiff one? Need something to knock me out :) LOL

LMAO millie saw santa last Saturday at the local church fate it was sooooo funny she sat there on bens knee with her eyes shut and a huge grin on her face although she soon opened her eyes when santa mentioned chocolate :D

Im so glad this is a bar id be worried about you asking for a stiff one otherwise giggle

LMAO! I needed that.. thanks :) LOL

I almost started to cry when he clenched so tight he was about to choke me! We have a big garden that decorates and does tons and tons of lights and pics with Santa... we are going to try that one, if not then Wal-Mart should do the trick with a xmas background... just not before xmas.

To be honest its so common for them to be freaked out by santa the guys dressed in red for crying out load witch is sublimaly a warning sign isn't it.
Im sure you will find a way to get a fab pic either way ;)

I hadn't even thought of that, LOL. It'll work out :) I just really thought he was going to do great... he kept talking about getting his pic done.. he was good in the line.. just when he stepped right over that line, no no no merry christmas LOL

LOL bless him poor little soul wait till j reads this you will die laughing at what she tells you ;)

Johnny is almost 6 and he still won't go anywhere near Santa. He hides his head under Daddy's jacket as we walk by, LOL

Santa is very scary to little kids. I don't force the issue as I don't want it to impact future Christmases.

I already did enough damage making him sit with Santa last year.

**EDIT**

To add to the rest of the story... as long as you can't see their faces our little ones believe they are invisible. Johnny won't go anywhere near santa with his face showing. Sure he'll peek out, but if santa looks his direction, he is under that coat with both arms in a stranglehold around daddy's legs.

Johnny is almost 6 and he still won't go anywhere near Santa. he hides his head under Daddy's jacket as we walk by, LOL

Santa is very scary to little kids. I don't force the issue as I don't want it to impact future Christmases.

I already did enough damage making him sit with Santa last year.

**EDIT**

To add to the rest of the story.....as long as you can't see their faces our little ones believe they are invisible. Johnny won't go anywhere near santa with his face showing. Sure he'll peek out, but if santa looks his direction, he is under that coat with both arms in a stranglehold around daddy's legs.

I felt the same way... guilty mom standing there trying to talk her 2yo into sitting with Santa. Finally I walked away (almost in tears, but I walk away.. LOL). I'm okay with it now.. I can chuckle it up, but I did almost go a "little bipolar" on my hubby :o

Bless the poor lad can't help it I'm just glad I didn't blow 100 pounds on taking millie to london and seeing santa in hamleys I really would have been mighty pee'd off lol

None of my kids were afraid of Santa except little Max, he is all good now though!
You guys are great! Hope all is good and wondering If I should start decorating the outside or the inside first?
Chery... BOWLING is my fave, I love it, but not to watch, I just love to bowl! And the french fries they serve at the alley... THE BEST in the whole world... Hugs sweet!