This means you! Leave now!

So what was the point in posting this?

To see just how nosey you really are Mrs. Grundy.

Well, I never could wait until Christmas morning without peeking.

Where in Idaho? I'm in Boise.

Twin Falls. I was in Boise yesterday and what a lovely day it was indeed!

My hubby's family is around Twin and Kimberly. How's the wind blowin lately?

The wind doesn't blow here. Utah sucks!

Blessings!

Oh, sorry. You must be one of them.

One of them what? People?

Mormons?

No. I'm Christian. Charismatic, Holy Spirit-filled, Bible-thumping, Bible-believing Christian.

My credentials https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/christianity/gay-friend-church-144663-2.html

And here https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/members/savedsinner7.html

Loggin off for night. Talk at you later.

Alone at last!

This is a private post.

Keep out!

People are always telling me that they are this or that. Well, I ain't either one of those.

My mom's from Clover (Buhl). Do I get points for that?

Sorry stumbled in here on the way home from the pub. Am I somewhere I shouldn't be? I usually end up somewhere I shouldn't be after a night on the drink!!

If you wanted peace and quiet, then why did you place this post? Don't you have something better to do than to be a total to anyone and everyone who checks out this post, wondering why, if it were private, why you would post it?

You mustn't have been around Lenovo when they were handing out sense of humours!

Now, if you will excuse me, I will get back to minding my own business, thank you.

Now where was I? Oh yes.

And I thought I was crazy!

I guess anyone may quote the great Albert Einstein.

What a shame.

Like feeding Beluga Caviar to a coyote.

This means you! Leave now!
!

Well, this is nice. Believe I'll relax and read some Robert Anton Wilson.

Was that a fly?

All of these pitiful interlopers have let a fly in!

Well you chat with yourself online, dose that mean you also have sex with yourself online to?


What a shame.
!!

Oh this fly! I have a can of Raid.

I'd rather not pollute this nice place so I will just swat it on the next fly by.

This means you! Leave now!
Buz

Missed!

Missed!
Buz

Oh, what is the use. I'll never get any peace and quite in here. Back to the Philanthropy and Charity section for me. No one ever comes around there.

Fly-1 swater-0

Oh, what is the use. I'll never get any peace and quite in here. Back to the Philanthropy and Charity section for me. No one ever comes around there.

ROFLMAO... Hahahaha!

Are you talking to me? You better not be talking to me!!

YouTube - Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w)

You didn't answer me!! Go to the corner, now mister!!


YouTube - Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w)

Oh, Ink Blots!!

I LOVE IT!! :D :p :D

Ummm, does that make ME crazy? :confused:

What is the whole point of wasting your time on posting this, when you could be posting important stuff?

wat is the whole point of wasting ur time on posting this, when you could be posting important stuff?

Cause it's fun. You know it is in the Members Discussion forum and we like to have fun once in a while. Go on and post your "important stuff." As friends we like to have fun once in a while.


Get back here Mag!! Time for your meds.

Goodness... I think he flipped his rocker...

Al, the rocker has been flipped for years. LOL

Lol... as long as he's having fun in th process... lol

Yeah, but I gave him his meds, he should be snoozing here soon. LOL

Good ole Nursey J. she's always there to knock us out. :)

Believe I'll have a spot of Earl Grey.

You are one scary little girl... GET A LIFE!

You are one scary little girl...... GET A LIFE!

LOL, you are calling MAG a girl!! Wait till he gets a hold of this one. :p

Hehe... I think that that they think he is a little girl is even better... lol

Not to worry. FrostBite needs a time out. And she got it. :p

Oh FrostBite! Yoo-Hoo... FrostBite! Come here my little sweetie pie! Momma going to give you a popsickle!

Frostbite is taking a little break Mag honey. I see the Thorazine wore off...

Oh FrostBite! Yoo-Hoo...FrostBite! Come here my little sweetie pie! Momma gonna give you a popsickle!

Might be the pregnancy hormones, or just my mind, but I totally took this the wrong way if you know what I mean... lol :o

I loved this one...


FrOsT_bItE : POOP. Me see poop

Yeah, right!!

I don't see POOP. See what we are dealing with. Makes me look sane.

Apparently I am the POOP. LMAO.

I took a shower today, 2 actually.

Hehe... well nighty night me crazies... ill come check on ye later.

I see. Good night.

Nighty night Al!!

Wait, who is crazy? Not me!!

Where are you'll going, I am just starting with this

Please come back...

Time for your meds.This is the correct answer. :)

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Swat!

BUZZZZZ! Some flys never die

Magatory...
My goodness sweet...

I think insanity is abundant here. Me first.

((((((((((((((((((((((Hey Fly! I got something 4U! Oh Fly!))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Damndest places I wander into when drinking...

(((((((((((((((((((((Shhhhhhhhsh! Fly! Coming!))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Icon War (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm)

Loved the icon war.
Some people got all the creativity.. :(

Baffling 'demon' fires blamed on space aliens
Government report: Other-worldly 'secret weapons' responsible for strange ignition of home appliances
WorldNetDaily: Baffling 'demon' fires blamed on space aliens (http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58378)

Yep! I knew it all along!

I think I can make myself comfortable here.
The insanity of the whole thread, makes me feel normal!

CHK-CHK... BLAM! * BLAM! * BLAM! *

Take that Fly!

OUCH!
Mag, what are you doing!?

Icon War was great... back to giving you the privacy we all need you to have sweet...

OUCH!!
Mag, what are you doing!!??

Using his God-given, constitutional right to hunt flies with a semiautomatic. Just like elvis.

http://a6.vox.com/6a00b8ea0723c81bc000c2251c16e6f219-500pi

Time for me to get my own back on you old man giggle

What is that CBW? Last years English Chapter AMHD picnic? Now you know why I never show.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.

Shame on them, confusing the fishes...

All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door. I hope they give me a season pass again.


using his God-given, constitutional right to hunt flies with a semiautomatic. just like elvis.

Thank you, Thank you very much.

Is it still private? I didn't get a memo.

Stay Out!

Ok, I'm not one of those losers that have to be told things several times before I get it.

Hi Mag,
Just flying by...
(ducking out of site)

Hey Firm, it's private, we're not supposed to post he... oh damn... I did it again.

Hey you,
Private?No I didn't know, better get outa here.

YouTube - McDonalds makes fat people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33mUwCDrR3g)

YouTube - Girl Talk: Xtreme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pENwOBQihs)

Mag,
That video is such a sad one...

EDIT::: I meant the Mac one!

Yea... here, you want some chips and dip?

What flavor dip? Pass the chips please I's hungry!

I call the dip "GOOP." It's just a bunch of different things. Here, have some.

Oh, yum, just the stuff to go with my cocktail!!

Did you make the chips yourself?

No, they are the ones with extra sodium.

Made with Genetically Modified Corn. I was feeding them to my cat but it started having two headed kittens so I only feed them to guest now.

So, how's your GOOP?

Ah, the GOOD ones!!

Now give them here and go to your room. I want them all!!

OK, fine, but, just so you know, the toilet is broke. If you feel as if you have an uncontrollable, explosive BM coming on, please, go outside!

GOOP will do that you know.

I did not know that!! I figured that GOOP would do the opposite.

Didn't read all yr listings but from what I can see yr a complete n utter wanka (im sure you know what I mean)!!

Yeah, but we love Mag. He rides the short bus you know. Got to make sure the helmet is on when he plays outside, but he's really lovable.

Dear Suicidal Sid,


Please, follow through.

Mag, now that was not nice. Time for your shot.

Foolery sir, does walk about the orb
Like the sun; it shines everywhere.
Bill

Yup, time for the meds... get over here so I can slap the sh!t outa you before I give you the jab.

Try to catch me!

I have this whole place booby trapped. One step in the wrong place and you could lose a large portion of your lower torso.

Oh crap, I was chasing you and jabbed myself. Time for J to go nap nap...

Now back out... easy.

Zzzzzzzzz

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Go back over to that Secret Garden. We all know it is a condemned Loony Bin!

Hey, wake up. Stop slobbering on my sheep skin rug.

Meanwhile, the next morning, after putting J_9 on the day bed, I had to leave for a little while. I told her about the booby traps but I didn't tell her about the hidden cameras. I was shocked to find this in the VHS!

YouTube - KISS AN ANGEL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J__IJzIkdU8)

That's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back!

Magprob my dear fellow, you owe me 10 minutes of life!

I'll take a cheque or cash... you have 7 days before I send the baliffs around!

That's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back!

Magprob my dear fellow, you owe me 10 minutes of life!

I'll take a cheque or cash ... you have 7 days before I send the baliffs around!

7 days hell your being kind lol

I have this whole place booby trapped. One step in the wrong place and you could lose a large portion of your lower torso.

Hey buddy, I escaped from the hospital and plan on enjoying what time I have left, so I will 'invade your space' once in a while.

If you don't let me in, I'll spook you when I take my final journey... believe me I can really spook when I put my mind to it and when I'm not busy watching over my daughter and gandson.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_12_169.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNfox000)Here's a taste of my spooky smooches.. Just relax though, I don't bite.

You win, I submit. You can spook me anytime.

iAMfromHuntersBar,

Please accept a complimentry quart of GOOP and my deepest condolences. I am reminded of my poor cousin Norman. He also lost time... before they adjusted his medications.


7 days hell your being kind lol

And as for you my dear lady, shouldn't you be over there in the secret garden digging up grubs?

For dinner?

SHHhhhhhhh...

You win, I submit. You can spook me anytime.

Thanks for the invite and I will take you up on it. Should I bring anyone else?

You already have an invitation to my New Year's Party and my Wake (like the Scotts and Irish) You still have plenty of time to decide what to wear or not to wear... Too many things I got to do yet, so it will be a while.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/F/1/415p.gif (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/talking_preview.jhtml?i=F/1/415&partner=ZSzeb075_ZNfox000)http://imgfarm.com/images/smileycentral/imbuddy/hear_me_talk.gif (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/talking_preview.jhtml?i=F/1/415&partner=ZNfox000)

BOO!

YouTube - Ghost sighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI9870nM0hs)

BOO!?

YouTube - Ghost sighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI9870nM0hs)

Well, when it's my turn, I'll be more original and probably watch out for you and give you more advice instead of scaring you. I'll just have to get to know you better first, then I'll learn what you'd like to hear so that you'll know it's me. I'm not that type of spook as in YouTube, I send good vibes!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNfox000)

I'm working on that as we speak Chery. I think I have come up with the answer! Are you ready for this? This is going to be a major break through in both worlds! OK, here it is... Paranormal Checkers. OK, Ok, hold on! A Oujia/Checker board! Well whadda you think?
Being older... and we are, we could just play checkers and you tell me your next move on the Oujia board and do a little chatting. It could also be Paranormal Chess, Chinese Checkers and possibly become Paranormal Monopoly. Is that a great idea or what!


Well, when it's my turn, I'll be more original and probably watch out for you and give you more advice instead of scaring you. I'll just have to get to know you better first, then I'll learn what you'd like to hear so that you'll know it's me. I'm not that type of spook as in YouTube, I send good vibes!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNfox000)

I'm Sorry. Sometimes I just can't control myself. :(

I totally invite you to visit me after you depart. Bring anyone that may be hanging around. I figure you will be in the first level for a while, ( To get reaquainted) until you are directed to your new mission. Just concentrate since everything there is accomplished through mind.(Consciosness) You will recognize my energy. It looks like a joker zipping around the courtyard!
I am looking forward to getting back myself. I would never speed it up since that is against the rules but at my age and the probability of having a massive Bigmac heart attack, could be anytime. And, I really love Sherman Cigarettes! Most of my favorite souls are there also. Plus, I really miss Kaptain Kangaroo.

I'm working on that as we speak Chery. I think I have come up with the answer! Are you ready for this? This is gonna be a major break through in both worlds! OK, here it is...Paranormal Checkers. OK, Ok, hold on! A Oujia/Checker board! Well whadda ya think?
Being older...and we are, we could just play checkers and you tell me your next move on the Oujia board and do a little chatting. It could also be Paranormal Chess, Chinese Checkers and possibly become Paranormal Monopoly. Is that a great idea or what!?

Cool, I'm always willing to try anything once. I also like the idea of 'mind over matter'

Think about it. If the next world is a spirit world and not a physical world, then mind is what moves it instead of muscle. I happen to know that is the case. After my first Astrial Travel session, I knew more about the nature of the universe than 99 percent of the scientist out there could verbally explain. What I know in my heart and mind about it, they illustrate with mathmatics. Water, Ice, Steam. Three aspect of the same thing. Just as the physical body is just another aspect of spirit. Matter is like frozen spirit. Thicker, harder. The brain is just a receptor for the bigger mind. The bigger mind is the consciousness we all utilize. Energy cannot be destroyed, it just changes form. When we shuffle off this mortal coil, we shed a lot of limitations.

YouTube - Vol 2 - Rotting Halloween Pumpkin Time Lapse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMyDCXbk6y4&NR=1)

Mag... any good easy going music instead, I mean really sweet!

YouTube - Rotting pumpkin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyvN59L4hJU&NR=1)

YouTube - ANGIE - THE ROLLING STONES / AJDA PEKKAN ® Community C.A. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-21QK9F1NWc)

:rolleyes: I will find my own... seems as though we can't count on anyone these days...

YouTube - Don Williams - The Shelter of Your Eyes (http://youtube.com/watch?v=CzyIOQ0SfyM)
Back to your privacy...

YouTube - ROLLING STONES - Love In Vain (1995) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k6YanLE8WU)

I take post number 156 back sir... Thanks... :)
AND I am a sucker for the harmonica... for sure!

Why did the Blonde die in a helicopter crash?

Cause she got cold and turned off the fan.

YouTube - Dr. Hook Cover Of The Rolling Stone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGsl0IXPZGI)

Private shmivate...
EDIT:::
Does this song ever end??

I saw them in 1972 at Charger Stadium. Huge concert. They were drunk off their A$$! It was the funniest thing I have ever watched. They were total party animals.

Like me? J/K... Good song... a little long at the end there!

Oh, people, people you should know.
The dollar hit an all-time low.
The loony's high as it can be.
Today it's hitting 1.03.

Here in the States there's great surprise.
The "sages" meet and analyze.
Old Ben Bernanke, as you know,
Decided that demand's too low.

Now oil, crude, hit eighty-nine.
Bernanke thinks that this is fine.
And gold is up; here is the crux,
In last 2 months 100 bucks.

Official prices leave me mute
Cause houses they do not compute.
This understates the CPI.
And I would like to ask them why.

It's sad to say, here is the news.
The people all do sing the blues.
And Ben Bernanke, all he know
Is getting rich by printing dough.

This whole thing is beyond my ken.
He's known as helicopter Ben.
He's printing money; it's no lie,
And dropping bundles from the sky.

President Truman would call in his
Economic advisors and ask them
Questions. What happens if I balance
The budget? What happens if I raise
Taxes? The advisors would reply,
“Well, on the one hand…But then on
the other hand….” Finally Truman got
Exasperated and declared, “What this
country needs is a good one-handed
economist.”

The Church Lady - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Church_Lady)

You are hilarious Mag... ;)

Question: What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.'s usual question in his or her first job?
Answer: "Would you like french fries with that, sir?"

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French café, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The theoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway."

How many shots of tequilla ahead are you? I need to catch up fast.

Meee too..

http://https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5163&stc=1&d=1194134659

My latest invention.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5164&stc=1&d=1194134998

I can't even help but to look in here... You are killing me Magatory!

how many shots of tequilla ahead are you? i need to catch up fast.

Somebody please pass the tequila. No, don't need salt, yuck, hate the lemon... Just the tequila, and don't forget the worm. :p

"Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us? "

"Because we're in the spirit world, a$$hole . They can't see us."


Oh wait... that was peyote, not tequilla... never mind

Here you go J... here is your shot sweet! Now put your feet up and close that damn book for a bit!

HEY! HEY! You can't party here! Get the hell out of here you bunch of miscreants!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5166&stc=1&d=1194152113

HEY! HEY! You can't party here! Get the hell outta here you bunch of miscreants!
Sorry you big party pooper... SORRY! Won't happen again!

By Judith Newman

Updated 7:46 a.m. MT, Thurs. Nov. 1, 2007
My husband and I have been married for 14 years, and we’ve never lived together. Unbeknownst to us, demographers have devised a name for our arrangement: living apart together, which refers to married couples living separately. According to 2006 data from the U.S. Census Bureau, there are 3.8 million married couples who don’t reside under the same roof. But even without statistics behind us, John and I figure we’re in good company. Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera lived apart, as did Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir. (Interestingly, the latter couple were never married but chose to be buried next to each other in the same tiny plot. Maybe once they didn’t have to share a bathroom, occupying the same space for eternity was OK.)

OK, now we are on to something.

Magatory that is just plain ole stupid... :rolleyes:
Back to your privacy... :D

Boy! I'm sure glad I'm not cohabitating with you today!

M7vs21ZKrKM

Oh J... good song!
Oh and sorry Mag...

That's OK. Just go back to your house,

YouTube - Sunday Morning - next to a crystal meth lab, it affects all (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JdE2X7cS10)

I belong to the National Sarcasm Society.

Like we need your support.

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Mag?? Are you all right?

YouTube - Coe David Allan Call Me By My Name (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zTGYjo8PoA)

I'm always all right. Reading a really good book. I heard Merle Haggard do that song live back in 1967, in Bakersfield California, before it was ever recorded. It really is the perfect Country & Western song.

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OMG, I have the hots for you now!! :eek:

OMG, I have the hots for you now!!!!!!!!:eek:
Don't rip the uniform you wild Hussie!

YouTube - "Drink" by Wilson Gil & The Willful Sinners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CkNEtxh_m4)

Don't rip the uniform you wild Hussie!

I'm bringing out the handcuffs, forget the meds, I want you to remember it all. :eek:

Well, I'm dressed up for it! Plastic Fantastic Lover!

Stop now, you are getting me hot.

My bag is filling with sweat and it's getting hot and slippery!

BARF!! You guys... Oh my goodness...

Smack it up flip it rub it down OH NO!!

Mkay, who's going to get the hot sauce?

Cigarette?

Adding to the insanity...

The HA HA song

YouTube - The Laugh Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF4JTd61xco)

Nnnnoooooo... hahahahahahha

EDIT:::::
Is it true that you can figure out if someone is right or left handed by the way they put the toilet paper on the roll? I pull ours from under neath not on top... What does this mean?? I am sooo confused!

Nnnnoooooo.....hahahahahahha

EDIT:::::
Is it true that you can figure out if someone is right or left handed by the way they put the toilet paper on the roll? I pull ours from under neath not on top...What does this mean??? I am sooo confused!

Does it really matter? I mean, isn't it more important that you just wipe well?

Does it really matter? I mean, isn't it more important that you just wipe well?
Ya, I guess you are right... :rolleyes:

I am afraid if I blow my nose one more time... that my brain in going to come out of my nose... Geeze this cold has lasted and lasted and I just want to feel BETTER!!

We could talk about your brain, or lack there of; However, there is nothing to really talk about concerning your brain.

Grrr... Mag be nice, I am sick and feeling quite ill... do you really want to kick me while I am down?

I was told to place tp on the holder with the sheet going through the back, not over the top, because little kids and pets tend to roll it from top to bottom at the front... which means the paper will unroll if it comes over the top and out the front instead of from the backside.

That said, somedays you are just grateful that there IS tp left... and not just a token square and a half glued to the roll that means "technically" it wasn't "empty"...

i was told to place tp on the holder with the sheet going through the back, not over the top, because little kids and pets tend to roll it from top to bottom at the front... which means the paper will unroll if it comes over the top and out the front instead of from the backside.

that said, somedays you are just grateful that the IS tp left... and not just toked square and a half glued to the roll that means "technically" it wasnt "empty"...
Very good points... I wish I could RATE YOUR ANSWER! LMAO:D

YouTube - Grapes and My (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYBXpTTBpQw)

DORK... that guy is a dork...

I'm a DORK! I think he is great. I'm a DORK! I'm a DORK! I'm a DORK! DORKS need love too. Suport your local DORK. Be nice to a DORK. DORKS are cool. If you're a DORK.

All right, I can be a dork too...
Gosh I hate to admit it though... I will be more supportive in the future...

Well thank you... you big DORK!

I'm really not a DORK. I just said that to make you say you are a DORK.

Dork!

Dork waud...

Double DORK!

Magatory... you got a good song, cause we could go on forever calling each other names... I don't have that much time...

YouTube - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - Down by the River (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYZ50PjDTi8)

YouTube - Crosby, Stills and Nash - Marakesh Express/Blackbird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtzIwGViR5w)

YouTube - Pinky and The Brain intro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXMAu4wnqhw)

YouTube - Jack's views on Cigarette taxes, One on One with Foxworthy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eStJyoVPKXQ)
YouTube - For a good Old Hillbilly Time Call Jack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcio3l6kwrU)

YouTube - Introducing "Jack" a Pennsylvania Hill Billy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5yIoApjAEE)

YouTube - Jack Plays Some Guitar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TdkFTRCzcg)

YouTube - The Buck Stops Here: Jack runs for President (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EitrBef1tp4)

Wow... what the heck you trying to do to me...

Hmmmm.

I apparently should be hanging out here more often.

In case you didn't see the sign, This is private property. For Hill billies only.

Synnn... you really should...

Magatory.......you got a good song, cause we could go on forever calling each other names.....I don't have that much time....

Are you that sick! I'm so sorry! Can I have your computer when you go?

Are you that sick!? I'm so sorry! Can I have your computer when you go?
Mag?? You always come up with something, don't you?
Now hush, I am going to go through the songs you posted... I need a bit of time! ;)

Synnn...you really should...

What? Evict me? Go ahead, say it!

Naw... I like the spunk...
Don't let anyone know though... they may put me in the looney bin!

Jack was funny once... twice, but I didn't go for it the third... I am voting Jack for pres!
OMGoodness Mag...

Makes you want to move to Pennsylvania, doesn't it?

No! Absolutely not. You? You go and check him out... tell us how the trip went sweet... Bye... good luck there...

I need some thorazine after the last few days. Anyone willing to learn how to give a shot?

I will do it... but I can't look...

And what the hell is it anyway? LOL

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I guess anything can happen.

Awww... poor Michelle...

Xera: The dollar is in need of a name change. Xera is a combination of: (a) Xerox -- for the piece of Xerox paper that it is, (b) lira, which in the past was one of the world's chronically weak currencies, and (c) most importantly, the fact that it sounds like zero. Which is ultimately where the Xera is headed.

Ok then... thanks?

If gold hadn't risen beyond the average persons pocket book, I would tell you to buy, now, I guess our only option is to go out and collect cans. The poor mans gold.

If only the kids didn't get to them first... (the cans that is)

I need some thorazine after the last few days. Anyone willing to learn how to give a shot?

I know how honey, but I wouldn't want to watch you do the well known 'shuffle'. It's no fun to wonder around not knowing who or what you are...

Try paracetamol with codeine, it works wonders for me and helps me keep a clear mind. And, believe me, I've needed it lately. To get back on the network, I had to move furniture around for about 7 hours straight, and all my muscles ached like heck. Glad that's over now.


Talk to you later.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_6_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNfox000) Hope you find your balance again real soon, love.

Wow, Chery, that uhhh smiley kind of weirded me out... LOL
How are you, why are you moving stuff around now?
Network? What? I don't understand?

Magprob, I know I'm intruding again, but I thought I'd send some points to ponder... just to cheer you up or *iss you off, whatever emotion you pick is OK with me.

Ponder this...

Are snakes afraid of other snakes?

If you overdosed on decongestant tablets, would you turn into a pile of dust?

Why don't ceramic cats come complete with synthetic hairballs?

At an 'all-you-can-eat' restaurant, is there a penalty for eating less than you can?

Why is it that most irons have a setting for 'permanent press' garments?

Do hermits ever suffer from peer pressure?

Why is it a 'garage door opener', since it opens and closes the door?

If space & time are the same as Einstein said, can you be five miles late?

Could you be arrested for selling 'illegal-sized' paper?

If you wear your heart on your sleeve, where do you display other bodily parts?

And how come there's never a garage actually for sale at all those garage sales?

How would you ever know if a word was mis-spelled in the dictionary?

If we know the speed of light, why hasn't anyone calculated the speed of dark?

How come birds aren't tickled by feathers?

If only the good die young then what does that say about senior citizens?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

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Hi Chery, You know you are the only one I allow in here. I just can't get rid of these other homeless, degenerates.

Wow, Chery, that uhhh smiley kinda weirded me out...LOL
How are you, why are you moving stuff around now?
Network? what? I don't understand??

Found a cheaper internet provider with Internet and telephone flatrate, so that I know what costs are coming at me in that area each month. Even get a second phone, and answering machine is on the network...

In order to receive this, three men had to come into my place, messy as it is because I was always too sick to do anything or care about it... I had to move my 4-piece couch unit which is too big for the room it's in, and to move them, I had to clear the crap that was on them off. Now, I had to find boxes, decide where to hide them after I filled them, take the couch apart and move it out of the way because the telephone and TV cable sockets were right in the corner of the room where most of my stuff was. And, my wonderful neighbor just ordered cable TV with more programs for me to watch, (I think I told you that.. remember? - that too had to be installed in the same socket. Needless to say, I'm renovating... while I am still working on getting things back in order, I want to paint the wall, sort things to throw out, save, sell, give to my daughter, etc.

A few doctor visits and CTs and bloodwork also had to worked into that busy schedule somehow. BUT, I'm back on the network, happy, all muscles aching, but I know why they ache and I'm proud of what I got done. Now I just need to find the time and energy to watch the new TV channels and get back on AMHD to see if I can screw up anymore relationships (ha ha)... I need you guys and you'll not get rid of me that fast. I'm just busy getting my living space as comfortable as possible to enjoy the heck out of it and make it safe for my grandson to visit.

I am getting help from friends and neighbors (all of a sudden they visit more than they used to) and it's nice to be able to talk and get help moving stuff. The only problem is, when I need to do things in a hurry, they are usually asleep like normal people. Today a Lieutenant Colonel friend of mine who is an Occupational Health Nurse, called, said she had to move into a hotel to get ready to get reassigned and had a bunch of frozen food, spices, and lots more stuff she had to either throw away or bring over real quick. So, I had to sort out a few grocery bags (7)and find places to store the super stuff she brought. I only have three little cabinets in this kitchen, so I had to 'hide' more stuff in the bedroom closet and move my old stuff out of a little freezer to make room for the edible stuff she brought me. This feels like a fairytale, but she said she'll bring more tomorrow...

Sometimes I really have to pinch myself to see if this is really happening.

The smiley I sent Janine was because she mentioned Thorazine - and we used to give that to 'hyper psych patients' to keep them calm and controlable. Then we'd take them to the dining facility lined up, all 'shuffling' the Thorazine Shuffle...

YES Magprob, this is probably more information than you wanted to know on your thread,, but please be tolerant and I'll try not to invade your space too much..



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Here is a question recently posted in the Skincare section:

I cut myself shaving my legs quite badly and I would like to know how do I get rid of this
Scab quickly?

Oh man! Short of having your leg amputated, I just don't know! My God, these questions are getting harder and harder. Things I have never been faced with before. The world has changed immensly and I am getting old and senile.

Hi Chery, You know you are the only one I allow in here. I just can't get rid of these other homeless, degenerates.

Honey, I think right now, without them we'd be bored and have no fun at all... so give them a chance, they are good people. I wouldn't know what to do without you guys right now - you are all a part of my life-line and I'm absolutely, positively grateful. OOPS, I think my cat is jealous of you, he just now jumped in my lap. It didn't bother him at all when I just talked and talked to start. A few minutes ago, but once I reply to you, here he jumps and purrs away... I think my four-legged man is trying to tell me he wants to sleep with me for a few hours, so I'll comply to the baby.

Night Night.

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Hey Chery, I think it is great that people are getting involved in your day. I think it is really good that you move around and stay busy... well enough to blow the cob webs off! Keep it up!

Night Night. I do that to cats.

Here is a question recently posted in the Skincare section:

I cut myself shaving my legs quite badly and i would like to know how do i get rid of this
scab quickly?

Oh man! Short of having your leg amputated, i just don't know! My God, these questions are getting harder and harder. Things I have never been faced with before. The world has changed immensly and I am getting old and senile.

At my state of humor right now, I would have suggested he/she stop drinking and shaking so much, or switch to electric razor. I know what you mean though..

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_18.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNfox000) Makes you want to shout, don't it?

Hey Chery, I think it is great that people are getting involved in your day. I think it is really good that you move around and stay busy...well enough to blow the cob webs off! Keep it up!

Plan on it... To think that I'm going to keep busy during the remaining time I have left is better than waiting to croak in a hospital. Not too may people are graced with a choice to make like this.. Movements are a little slower, but that won't stop me. Sometimes I even thing I type faster now, to make sure I get it all in. My diary is getting so full, thank goodness it's not in the old handwritten manner.

YouTube - Wille Nelson's Gay Cowboy Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4CXlIYjyE)

YouTube - Arlo West "Cowboy Song" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfsa5VxJp58)

Hi Chery, You know you are the only one I allow in here. I just can't get rid of these other homeless, degenerates.

Yup, I'm like a bad rash!! :p

Awww, Chery... then it is less expensive then? For your internet?

A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, "Using every applicable thing you've learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST."

So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn't exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.

Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades... and to the amazment of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.

His answer to the question: "What chair?"

LOL... Good morning...

Yup, I'm like a bad rash!!! :p

I'm going to slap you if you keep putting yourself down... #Too bad I'm using a new laptop with german OS, and vista to boot... It took me 5 hours to figure out how to be able to download and install my usual goodies like Total Commander (love it, and it's vista compatible), then a PDF creator because I don't always have a printer available, and a screen printer to copy errors on screen so that I can send them to vendors of software that messed up..

To top it off, my Smiley Central is not allowed on this computer because it thinks it's malware or something and blocks it. So, when I use this one, there will be no cute smileys to help me express my emotions.

The keyboard is a trip... literally, the y is where the z should be and the * is not above the 8 like in US keyboard, and a whole lot more I get to learn, but it keeps me from getting bored. To do the @ sign, I have to press the right alt and the W key, isn't that funny?? The enter key is further away and I keep getting ### when I think I pressed it. I don't spell well in german, so at least the office trial version has a german spell checker for official mail.


Janine, wish you were here, or I was there to help you get rid of some of your stress, but I'm confident you'll get better with a little time.

Talk to you later.

Hey Cher! Glad you got the new computer up and going.

Girl, I wasn't putting myself down, just using a little Magprob humor. Stress is gone as test is over and grades have been posted. Had a GREAT clinical day today, and was even offered a job when I graduate.

Awww, Chery...then it is less expensive then? for your internet?

Yup, Yup, Yup.. Now I pay 10 to 15 Euro less a month because it's all in one package and not two separate entities. Before, I had to pay for my phone whether I used it or not (21 Euro a month) and now I have two phones included in the internet and phone flatrate package - That's COOL. And since I now have this german laptop from a former co-worker, I'm on the net a lot looking for Windows Vista compatible goodies to play with.

I had to re-download all of my Real Arcade and Bigfish games to test them with vista compatibility.. and boy was that a chore. Bigfish had no problem, but I still have too work on Real Arcade a bit. I love hidden object games and have a lot to give to someone when I no longer need them. No sense in just leaving them in the internet black hole, they are paid for and I don't mind just giving the rights to someone deserving who will enjoy them as much as I do. Also plan on giving my PDF coloring books away to anyone who wants them, so I will probably load them on to yousendit.com and let people know which link to get them from. I created them, so I can send them to anyone I want. Can you imagine what a chore it is installing all my Adobe 6 professional, Paintshop Pro9, Office 2003, and lot's more onto the new laptop?? I even forgot to eat today - real computer addict today, but I like a challenge. Oh, I forgot my Kyodai, and Jigs@w Puzzle games too.. will do that on Sunday.

Going to make a list of what I have soon and let you know, so that you can pick what you want from them. We will talk about it all via email then.

Got to go, before I fill up a whole page with just one post. No english spell checker on this thing, so I cannot even proof what I type before submitting. Hope you don't find too many typos.

Talk to you later,

;) Boohoo, I want my smileys back...

Knock knock... Mag do you mind if I pop in here for a sec just need to ask Chery if she read this post.

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Hey Cher!! Glad you got the new computer up and going.

Girl, I wasn't putting myself down, just using a little Magprob humor. Stress is gone as test is over and grades have been posted. Had a GREAT clinical day today, and was even offered a job when I graduate.

You're just a little joker, aren't you.. :D I'm glad that everything is going well and hope you take that job if it satisfies you. I know you will graduate, so no problem there.

TTFN

Knock knock.............Mag do you mind if I pop in here for a sec just need to ask Chery if she read this post.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum-help/adding-smileys-etc-149352.html

Done deal, just went right in and wrote away. It seems like I'm on speed lately and it's 0130 hours here - still not ready to sleep.

Done deal, just went right in and wrote away. It seems like I'm on speed lately and it's 0130 hours here - still not ready to sleep.

Thanks Chery... ok I better get out of here before Mag gets back and finds another intruder :-)

French Toast for breakfast and everyone is welcome! Got any Jam?


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YouTube - Time for a change (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tkxa2o2Ocg)

That image of the rat in the bread almost made me PUKE!! EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

We need butter. How many pieces of French Toast would you like?

And syrup...

You guys are killing me

Three and a big ole glass of COLD non fat milk to get that tail down... Hee hee

Puke!!

And a steak knife... could you make that some old really curdled milk with that instead?

OMG you are totally ruining my appetite. I will not be able to think about milk and sandwiches for the rest of the day. YOU so grody!!

Grody? Me? Hmmm, how about Magatory, he/she started it! LMAO!!

You better smile when you say that! :)

You better smile when you say that! :)
I am teasing... and smiling!;)

Well me too! GOSH!

Hmmmm, good then we got that cleared up... Hope you are well.

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Synnen, Dem some funky A$$ White Boys!

Hmmmm, good then we got that cleared up...Hope you are well.

Good! Now eat your French Toast!

I like em' and the music...

Good! Now eat your French Toast!
Mmmmmm, I did a while back, I left yours out so it would get even more grody..
(I was going to say grodyer but... )

Well bless your soul.

Hmmmm... thanks?

Bath time, lets go. Next!

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Wow... what a brave boy!