Wow... that was a mouthful... thank you much!

Is there really such a thing as butt fungus?

Better see your doctor.

I really think baloney is my favorite word in the whole wide world. Too bad Spam is my favorite meat. Baloney is my second favorite meat. If baloney were my favorite meat, my favorite word and meat would be baloney. I don't know many people whose favorite word and favorite meat are the same so if it were, balony my favorite meat I mean... no, I can't abandon Spam like that. I love Spam but my favorite word is not Spam and for that I feel soooo guilty. Now do you see the turmoil and anguish I live with every day?

I told you the Bush Family are Evil Alien Reptilians. They have been ruling this earth for thousands of years. They own the flying saucers we see and they do the abductions. GW Bush Jr. likes to stick the probes up people's butts.
Watch this!
YouTube - Most Amazing Video Ever! Bush1 is reptilian! Pause a lot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwKcjRD1DNE)

YouTube - Most Terrifying Video You'll Ever See (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDsIFspVzfI&feature=related)

YouTube - Trading Spouses - Crazy Lady - "I'm a God warrior" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCh2FXzD6R4)

YouTube - Most Terrifying Video You'll Ever See (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDsIFspVzfI&feature=related)

No matter what his motive was here, I liked it.

Physics is the word he used. I use EVOLUTION.. and each species has to go through it to survive, even in the 21st century. We are not to blame for this we are just involved because we exist now. So if I had the choice, I would let the next spaceship beam me up.

The power moguls and industrialists are having a field day now, but they cannot stop evolution either. Bigger monsters have tried - remember the dinos? When the mountains move, water rises, climate changes, what can we do?? Adjust, adapt, or become extinct - period. No amount of money, bans, or taxes will make any difference, IMO.

Mother Nature is finished playing with Parkay now, she's got a bigger project to work on and she will win in the end.

OK, that was my two cent's worth. I'm outa here for now, Mag, so you can have some privacy.

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I really think baloney is my favorite word in the whole wide world. Too bad Spam is my favorite meat. Baloney is my second favorite meat. If baloney were my favorite meat, my favorite word and meat would be baloney. I don't know many people whose favorite word and favorite meat are the same so if it were, balony my favorite meat I mean...no, I can't abandon Spam like that. I love Spam but my favorite word is not Spam and for that I feel soooo guilty. Now do you see the turmoil and anguish I live with every day?

You poor babe, such anguish! I know how you feel and I love baloney too, especially fried with an egg on top on bread with mayonaise and tomatoes. But I also love peanut butter with mayonaise, Oh, and there is fried spam with eggs and spinach... so I have choices to make too sometimes.

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Thank you Chery, you made me fell so much better. You truly are a sweet heart.

Sorry for the intrusion but you got to see this.

YouTube - Lonely Country Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwzfH7hS35E)

Now that's some real beer drinking music. LOL!

Makes me want to another beer! :cool:

Sorry for the intrusion but you got to see this.

YouTube - Lonely Country Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwzfH7hS35E)
:eek: Thank you Bluerose... enjoyed that... :D someone has it just a little worse than me.. LOL

I was drunk the day my Mama got out of prison. I went to pick her up in the rain. But before I could get to the station in my pick up truck, she got run over by a damn ole train.

That's the best damn country song on earth MAG! My fave...

YouTube - Coe David Allan Call Me By My Name (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zTGYjo8PoA&feature=related)

Glad you liked it. I won't bother you again unless I find something really funny to share. What can I say, I'm from the UK (I'm a poet and I don't know it!) we are very polite. When we are told to stay out! We stay out. Unlike the rest of you nosey parkers!! ;)

Wow! It's nearly Christmas! I'm getting excited! :cool:

Sorry for the intrusion but you got to see this.

YouTube - Lonely Country Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwzfH7hS35E)

OMG, I hope that isn't his real teeth! They about made me vomit! Funny song though :)

Glad you liked it. I won't bother you again unless I find something really funny to share. What can I say, I'm from the UK (I'm a poet and I don't know it!) we are very polite. When we are told to stay out! We stay out. Unlike the rest of you nosey parkers!! ;)

Wow! It's nearly Christmas! I'm getting excited! :cool:

Your super secret membership to my secret society is in the mail. Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone.

I was drunk the day my Mama got out of prison. I went to pick her up in the rain. But before I could get to the station in my pick up truck, she got run over by a damn ole train.
Isn't that the same day yer dog ran away

Glad you liked it. I won't bother you again unless I find something really funny to share. What can I say, I'm from the UK (I'm a poet and I don't know it!) we are very polite. When we are told to stay out! We stay out. Unlike the rest of you nosey parkers!! ;)

Wow! It's nearly Christmas! I'm getting excited! :cool:
I hope you find more funny stuff to share.:D
And about the priacy thing, I swear Bluerose, I try, but... ;)

*Bluerose, grinning from ear to ear, tips magprob the wink that she understands, then goes off to find fun stuff to keep everyone smiling*

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New Competition for Virgin Airlines: Slut Airlines


NEW YORK — A new airline has entered the highly competitive travel industry this week. Super Luxury Utopian Transport or SLUT airlines as it's referred to in the company brochures, says it is offering a unique service to the weary traveler.

Airline spokesman, Chester Gropenfeel, says the fledgling airline will be offering many amenities that the other airlines do not offer.

"Take check-in for example," said Gropenfeel. "Instead of all those impersonal x-ray machines and waving wands, all our customers will be personally hand searched by a bevy of beautiful models, and all our seats transform into private beds where our world class beautiful stewardesses will be offering memberships in our special ‘Mile High Club’."

Gropenfeel also said that the airline will be very competitive in pricing. "We've been able to keep costs down by doing away with what we call in the airline business ‘frills and extras’, things like maintenance and a bunch of fancy doodads up front like radar and such."

Gropenfeel concluded by reciting the company motto "Why fly a Virgin when you can take a ride on a Slut.”

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Dr. Phil Offers to Cure Rosie's "Lesbian Rage"


NEW YORK — Talk show host Rosie O'Donnell is suffering from a psychological condition known as Lesbian Rage, according to TV guru Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil recently told a studio audience that he had successfully treated many women with Rosie's ailment.

According to Dr. Phil, Lesbian Rage occurs mostly in lesbians who also suffer from the "Chugly Syndrome."

"Chugly," Dr. Phil said, "refers to the ones who are a little chunky and a little ugly – chigly. And they can get a bit edgy and even angry, which leads to the kind of Lesbian Rage that Rosie is displaying. Hot lesbians almost never have rage issues."

In cases like Rosie's, Dr. Phil said he usually prescribes the "man-o-cure." The hard part is finding a man willing to perform the cure.

"What Rosie really needs," Dr. Phil said, "is one night with a man like ol' Dr. Phil – Dr. Phil Good. You know what I'm sayin'? That would take the edge off and free America from her constant harangues. But I ain't doin' it for nothin'. I want one million dollars and a paper bag. The choice is yours folks. You send in your contributions, and when they total a million bucks I'll take care of business."

Ms. O'Donnell, who is currently filming a sequel to her hit documentary All Aboard: Rosie's Lesbian Cruise called All Aboard II: Rosie's Lesbian Trip to the Zoo, could not be reached for comment.

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Yoko Ono Appointed Spokesperson for New Chemical Castration Drug


NEW YORK — Yoko Ono has been appointed spokesperson for a new chemical castration drug, tentatively called “Chop-Chop.” It has just been approved by the FDA after a lengthy delay. It seems laboratory rats wanted nothing to do with her because she was always in the way during recording sessions.

“Let me tell you,” said Ms. Ono, speaking from her Chalet in Switzerland. “I know a thing or two about robbing males of their manhood. We considered calling the drug, ‘Balls-Be-Gone,’ but that’s the beauty of this drug. It leaves you with your balls intact.

That’s why I was approached in the first place. With my help, we get in there and totally screw things around – from the INSIDE! In essence, you’re firing blanks. We just wish that OTHER had been firing blanks.




“I was a mere novice when I castrated John. If he were here now, he’d still have his balls. Lucky for me, I still have his millions. By the way, I’m still selling lithographs of his pathetic doodles for five thousand bucks a shot. Just call my office and place your order today. It’s in the interest of world peace... John would have wanted it that way.

“Potential side-effects are minimal, at best (and I don’t mean Pete), but watch out for the following symptoms:
- Any surviving Beatles may tend to hate your guts
- Your first-born son may start up a web site and accuse you of being a ‘Lost Soul’
- Uncontrollable urge to purchase John Lennon paraphernalia, including, but not limited to: CD’s, books, posters, etc. (all sales are final and all profits go to Yoko Ono Enterprises, Inc.)

“So, what are you waiting for? Now, you can have casual sex with glorified groupies, such as myself, without fear of consequences or messy entanglements. Oh, and did I mention I still have John Lennon lithographs for sale? Peace.”

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Former Bush Family Pet Announces Presidential Run


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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Bush family pet, Barney, has announced that he will run for President as an independent candidate in 2008. Barney, who resigned from his post as Presidential dog earlier this year, is upbeat about his prospects for success.

“Barney is eager to run," says a close adviser. "In fact, Barney is always eager to run. It's his canine nature. Throw a stick and Barney will scramble after it without hesitation. He and President Bush share that instinct, although Barney is bright enough to return with the stick. President Bush gets confused and just stands there until the Secret Service brings him back home to Laura."

Explains professional dog walker and close personal friend, Betty Donaldson, "Barney has a few bones to pick with the Bush Administration. That's because Barney follows some simple rules in his life. Never pee in anyone's flowerbed. Engage in battle only when your doggie dish or territory is directly threatened. Never foul your own nest. Barney feels that President Bush has disregarded these rules by idiotically invading Iraq, ignoring global warming, appointing crooked, inept cronies to important jobs, and implementing a wide range of other destructive policies. Also, President Bush eats from the table, which disturbs Barney. He was taught never to do that."

Adds former Barney trainer, James Nelson, "Barney believes that George Bush should be whapped repeatedly on the snout with a rolled-up newspaper. While I would never endorse such negative training methods, I can kind of see Barney's point in this case."

Supporters have rallied to Barney's cause. "Remember that maverick image John McCain used to have?" asks Barney campaign worker James Bennett of Fort Hood, Indiana. "You know, before McCain started sucking up to the religious right and betraying the independent ideals he supposedly represents? Barney is the real thing. He's never run with the political pack. You might even call him a lone wolf. I admire that."

PETA President, Ingrid Newkirk, elaborates, "I think that being a dog gives Barney a unique perspective on human activity. Dogs don't torture each other, or lie, or pretend to forget things when called up before Congressional committees. I mean, find me a dog who isn't a better person than Alberto Gonzales. Barney can see that we're really messing up in the dominant species department. My guess is that he's realized primates just aren't fit for the job. We've had a good run, if you ignore the fact that we're in the midst of destroying our own planet. Well, hey, everybody makes mistakes sometimes, you know? Me, I think it might be a good moment for us to step aside and give another species a shot."

Film critic Roger Ebert believes that Barney's positive attitude towards public service was heavily influenced by American cinema. "Barney grew up watching old Rin Tin Tin, Lassie and Benji films. He saw that dogs could really help people out of serious problems, like being tied to train tracks or trapped in deep wells. He also learned that humans aren't always particularly bright. I think watching these heroic dogs formed Barney's character. Running for President - a position that once meant trying to help average Americans rather than screwing them - is a reflection of those core beliefs." Long-time Republican political operatives disagree.

"I don't think this is a genuine campaign at all," says one anonymous White House advisor. "I believe Barney is sniffing around for a political appointment, or maybe even for the Vice-Presidency. I mean, let's get serious. He's a dog. Granted, we were able to convince people that George Bush is competent, at least long enough to get him into office twice, which was frankly a miracle. But even sophisticated political spinning won't get a yapping dog elected president. Maybe Vice President, but not President."

Political analyst Howard Fineman disagrees. "I've been pointing out for a while that this election cycle is tailor-made for a strong independent candidate. Barney fits the collar. He's a far better attack dog than any of the Republican candidates, who may behave as if they plan to bite you in the leg but are unlikely to do so. Plus, as a dog of color, he brings far more diversity to the table than even the Democratic candidates do. I think we're all going to be a bit surprised by what a Barney candidacy unleashes."

Private Post keep Out Eater!

Yea! You dumb ole Eater! Keep out!

No... I don't take authority very well...

What in the hell are you talking about? You hitting the sauce again?

Mag, I have no idea what you are talking about... maybe you are!

I do have to say though... you have been on a long post binge... I almost feel a push to read it all... Gosh..

EDIT:::::::::::::::::
NAW I will just eat em'

Well awright then. There's napkins in the drawer and plastic forks in the shelf and catsup and mustard in the fridge.

No condiments please... unless you have any Grey Poupon! LOL Go away I was getting some alone time and then...

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You talkin' to ME?. You talkin' to ME??
Grrrr... I don't awant anything you can sell for Christmas anyway...
Love, peace and happiness... you should have known that... ding dong!

Brat!

Bulley!
You only pick on the nice brats... I see it in your eyes, and I have been working on my real scary stare so just watch out...
Grrrrrrr:)

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That's the view off my deck right now.

The snow is STILL coming down, too!

Ohhh Synn, so beautiful! Thanks for sharing that!

Looks like Idaho. I like it but it would be better if I had not grown up in San Diego California. I could be boogie boarding right now instead of wearing these silly fur lined underwear and this damned fuzzy hat that makes my scalp itch.

If I have all the tears that are shed on Ask Me Help Desk by fools in love, I will have enough salt water to start an opposition ocean to the Atlantic and Pacific, with enough left over to run the Great Salt Lake out of business. But I wish to say I never shed any of these tears personally, because I am never in love, and furthermore, barring a bad break, I never expect to be in love, for the way I look at it love is strictly the old phedinkus, and I tell the little guy as much.

Phedinkus...
Hmmph! I wonder if I should resue him from you?? (the little guy) LOL
YouTube - Al Green - Love and Happiness (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bqn2g56uxVQ)

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I'd like to see the photo of when he realized that it was piss...

Hopefully it was staged and that's all. I'm sure it was.

Hopefully it was staged and that's all. I'm sure it was.
I would hope so, I don't like that picture!

I would hope so, I don't like that picture!!

I guess... doesn't bode well for our troops in Iraq can be snuck up on by a kid and get pissed on...

That's not an American troop.

What better place for a bunch of lounge lizzards than the lounge? You're talking to the lounge lizard king here baby. I gots the booth in the back where all the street elite hang out. We keeping an eye on all you fruit pickers, picknickers and lollie pop lickers.

What about the Laboratory Meat Lickers? Where do they fit in?
Magatory... hee hee...

Dang, I been away tooooooooooo long...

But next week, I get to give legit meds


Everyone line up please...

Yay for my new job!!

I need another drink to celebrate!

Dang, I been away tooooooooooo long......

But next week, I get to give legit meds


Everyone line up please.....

Yay for my new job!!!!

I need another drink to celebrate!!
Crown and coke comes to mind... :rolleyes:

Congrats to you! I got to hand it to you, I could never put in a cathader. Hell I ain't even sure if I spelled it right... that's how far I distance me from that! But I am proud of you.

Nah, Cap'n Morgan and coke...

Me loves me some spiced Rum


YouTube - Jimmy Buffett Sings "Brown Eyed Girl" In The Ultimate Taxi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRq_7osbUTs)

Maggie, you know I love you... I still have the Spam mouse pad if you want it... It's right on my right here. But my girl kind of decorated it with some squgglies. LOL

Anyone want to dance with me?

YouTube - Alan Jackson,Jimmy Buffett-It's Five O' Clock Somewhere (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib8nH4kHjxk)

I will J... I need it bad!

Woo Hoo...

I been where JB wrote this song... in Florida

YouTube - Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq69l32DCKs)

Nah, Cap'n Morgan and coke......

Me loves me some spiced Rum


YouTube - Jimmy Buffett Sings "Brown Eyed Girl" In The Ultimate Taxi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRq_7osbUTs)
I love that tune, but I never connected the two...
Ahhh, the short bus...

Capt, I am the ORIGINAL

Brown Eyed Girl!!

I didn't know that!

Yeah baby, I am it!!

K, guess I better stop celebrating or I'll never get any sleep or studying for the final.

Time to dance then crash...

YouTube - Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq69l32DCKs)

Time to dance then crash...........

YouTube - Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq69l32DCKs)
I love him and that song!
You should cut that out!

Wacha going to do if I don't cut that out.

Oops, I sound really trashy don't I?

Back to the short bus for me

Wacha gonna do if I don't cut that out.

Oops, I sound really trashy don't I?

Back to the short bus for me
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One of my favs Rich!!

Now I need a margarita and a beach and a bikini...

Sh1t I don't fit in a bikini anymore...

One of my favs Rich!!!!

Now I need a margarita and a beach and a bikini.........

Sh1t I don't fit in a bikini anymore....
Dang! You should know we don't go by fit... We go by finish!
Hee hee

Night guys... J and captain, I hope you get much needed rest sweets!

She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini

But not when it was 30 degrees outside

Night guys...J and captain, I hope you get much needed rest sweets!!
Yes... nap time... one eye already closing... ;)

Night all



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She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini

But not when it was 30 degrees outside
Oh, I don't know...

Note – The word "Illuminati" was the predecessor of the two terms Zionism and / or Freemasonry.

"It doesn't matter who the people voted for; they always vote for us".

Illuminati Statement

"We are not going to achieve a new world order without paying for it in blood as well as in words and money."

Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. in Foreign Affairs (July/August 1995)

THAT quotation and the following - and many others like them – clearly demonstrate that the words "new world order" are deadly serious and furthermore, have been in use for decades. They did not originate with President George Bush in 1990. The "old world order" is one based on independent nation-states. The "new world order" involves the elimination of the sovereignty and independence of nation-states and some form of world government. This means the end of the United States of America, the U.S. Constitution, and the Bill of Rights as we now know them. Most of the new world order proposals involve the conversion of the United Nations and its agencies to a world government, complete with a world army, a world parliament, a world court, global taxation, and numerous other agencies to control every aspect of human life (education, nutrition, health care, population, immigration, communications, transportation, commerce, agriculture, finance, the environment, etc.). The various notions of the "new world order" differ as to details and scale, but agree on the basic principle and substance.

"The world is governed by personalities very different to what people that cannot see further than their eyes, believe"

Benjamin Disraeli, Statesman

Well, it is snowing out side and as I sit here watching it fall past the street lights, I have a deep yearning for a nuclear winter to end all winters. As fate would have it, Iran is no longer on our death and destruction calendar. That truly saddens me. Why can't we just nuke Canada, you know, for practice. It has been a while and I know we need the practice. All the really hot talented Canadian chicks are here in the U.S. anyway. If we're lucky, Rick Moronass will be in Canada instead of LA so that alone will make it all worth while.
Hey GW, let's do it! I'm bored.
Canada Nuke (http://www.dsuper.net/~nerdboy/canada2.htm)

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How about we just give bad wedgies to the french canadians?

Mag...

What really scares me about your posts lately is that I've been having conversations with a couple of people IRL about the same topics. New World Order, the whole Federal Reserve thing--are you thinking about the Shadow Government lately too?

It's just too uncanny to me that within 24 hours of my conversation IRL, you post on the same topic.

Yes, the evil in the world can hardly be over looked. I think we are all feeling the pinch as they take more and more leaving us more and more indebted. We will wake up one day and our country will be completely owned by someone else. It is happening.

I've always known the revolution would happen in my lifetime.

The private bankers own our congress and the position of president on down. The national debt is 9 trillion dollars. We can never pay it back. The dollar is worth maybe 3 cents. The only way we can ever get out of this mess is to run their a$$e$ off the planet and go back to a dollar backed by something of value. Gold and Silver. Then they can't manipulate it and steal it from us. Every time the fed drops the interest rate our savings decreases that amount, back into their accounts. They have been doing this, stealing our labor and our true wealth since 1912. This is a fact. Not a conspiracy thoery.

The income tax and the federal reserve were slipped in one Christmas eve by congress when the congressmen that would have opposed it had left DC to be with their families.
The income tax is illegal and if the juries are allowed to see the truth, people are acquitted. The problem is, our judicial system is too corrupt to allow that in most case but, it has been happening more and more as of late.
The Aristocracy owns the major news companies (corporations) Everything you hear is for the most part propaganda. The people on the financial networks don't even know how money really works.
When the fed prints more and more money, it becomes worth less and less. If you are making $10.00 an hour with inflation that makes it $5.00 an hour. Also, the price of everything else goes up so you pay more for food and clothes and everything else. Why do you think oil is so expensive? Oil is priced in dollars around the globe. Add the oil companies greed to that and it will only continue to go up. Why do you think gold is so expensive? Because next to the dollar, it really is worth something.

The thing I don't understand is this...
Seriously I know nothing about the economy just little bits and of course what Mag shows me here. So Magatory, let me ask you something. Do we turn all of our money we have now into gold? Buy gold through stocks, or what... I mean how in the heck does it work... and if we buy it in stocks, how do we know it is really there.. I am not trusting anymore... not with money and people... they all seem so greedy!

Well, it is snowing out side and as I sit here watching it fall past the street lights, I have a deep yearning for a nuclear winter to end all winters. As fate would have it, Iran is no longer on our death and destruction calander. That truely saddens me. Why can't we just nuke Canada, you know, for practice. It has been a while and I know we need the practice. All the really hot talented Canadian chicks are here in the U.S. anyway. If we're lucky, Rick Moronass will be in Canada instead of LA so that alone will make it all worth while.
Hey GW, let's do it! I'm bored.
Canada Nuke (http://www.dsuper.net/~nerdboy/canada2.htm)

If I had my vote, it would be France. The new First Lady there has been doing more than renovating the palace and doing needlepoint. Oh, yeah, where was her first trip to??

I am sick and tired of the wheelers and dealers, and I for one am kind of glad that I know my time is limited on this planet. I feel sorry for my daughter and grandchild though.

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Chery, France is just fine with me. We need to practise reeking death and destruction so people don't think we have gone soft. We could start the rumour that there is lots of oil under Paris!

The thing I don't understand is this....
Seriously I know nothing about the economy just little bits and of course what Mag shows me here. so Magatory, let me ask you something. Do we turn all of our money we have now into gold? Buy gold through stocks, or what...I mean how in the heck does it work....and if we buy it in stocks, how do we know it is really there....? I am not trusting anymore...not with money and people...they all seem so greedy!!

Unless there is a concerted effort by all to shake the fleas off our backs, we will go to a cashless society soon. Everything will be under strict control then.

Ah, but I will have cash soon as I start giving shots for a paycheck in 2 weeks. I don't want to be cashless anymore. Been cashless WAY too long!!

I want to be sedated.

YouTube - The Ramones - I wanna be sedated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMD7Ezp3gWc)

Pizza and milkshakes normally do that for me Mag...

A mind numbing Strawberry milk shake wouldn't be bad ither.

Yummmmmy, and I just had a piece of pizza for breakfast so, I am on my way to heaven! Hee hee

Spank the Monkey (http://www.dailyfunk.com/free_online_games/spank-the-monkey.html)

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163 mph!

Very Good! I spank my monkey very slow.

188 now and loving it!

53 mph, I like it long and slow

Over 200 and the music changes!

Heck I can't figure it out to tell you the truth. I think though if I give him some valium that would be much better.

Heck I can't figure it out to tell you the truth. I think though if I give him some valium that would be much better.
And what do you have to wash them down with, darlin'?

Home made chicken soup? :o

Eww! **cough-cough**
Any other options?

I'll think on it. But I'm off to the Nutcracker Suite now!!

Nut Cracker! You get away from my monkey!

Ananova - Doctors baffled by green sweat (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2626687.html?menu=)

Will lead in your crab meat dumplins cause this?

I'm more baffled about the green shower..

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I'm more baffled about the green shower..

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Forget it Chery, it's Chinatown. :D

Our Banking History, the Story of the Privately Owned Federal Reserve System (http://www.fdrs.org/banking_history.html)

Out of Credit Card & Unsecured Debt, Our Banking History, Money Creation & Much More. (http://www.fdrs.org/)

Mag, come join us at the bar.. you need a few drinks too.

C.U. there..

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This means you! Leave now!
What?

What's this world coming to?

Not even our seasonal characters get break.

What?

You read it right. Get out!

Please watch this!!

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Please watch this!!!!!

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Reading the top, I almost clicked out unti I heard something, scrolled down and listened and watched it. Very informative. Thank you dear.

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Please watch this!!!!!

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Thanks Mag... explains to me more on my terms... can you convert all of your little (big) articles into recorded messages please? Hee hee!
Anyway, thank you!;)

I understand. The government sponsored school system has taugh Americans to watch TV. Not read anymore. If that makes it clearer for you then get it that way.

Naw, I love to read... I seem to get interupted constantly so it is much easier to listen to it...
I am a READER Magatory, goll!
Thanks though really it was good info, my brothers and my dad will be getting that in their inbox! Maybe even my Sister if she is nice to me...

Hi mag, I just wanted to pop in here, say hello (since I hardly see you anymore) and tell you about seeing the shadow cat... I promise to be quiet LOquietly...
It was one of the best sightings that I've had of it.
I thought it was real at first, not just a shadow (well it was a dark shadow, very distinct but without eyes mouth nose) anyway, it walked right up to me, but when it turned and walked away it disappeared about 6 or 7 feet away from where I was standing.
It moved slower this time too and it wasn't out of the corner of my eye this time, I actually was able to look directly at it.
Didn't scare me or anything, but it's the strangest thing.
My license was up for renewal, and I passed the eye test, so I don't think it's my eyes, you know...
I'm not on drugs either.
I really don't think it's an alien spying on me, I really want to know what it really is and what it's doing here.

Hope all is well with you...

I just wanted post 666

BAH!!

Akae beat me!

/cry

Crap, man, that always happens to me too, I don't even try to do it - I don't even pay attention to the numbers... I strongly dislike that.
I must be cursed:(

Just let it happen and play out the way it will. Everything happens for a reason. I believe you 1000% I think it is way cool. When you see it, try sending it thoughts of kindness and love. It must already get that from you since it is being less and less discrete. Who knows, you may hold it some day!

Listen to Coast to Coast AM tomorrow night. (Monday Night!)

Will do :D

POVERTY OUR WEAPON
5. All people are chained down to heavy toil by poverty more firmly than ever. They were chained by slavery and serfdom; from these, one way and another, they might free themselves. These could be settled with, but from want they will never get away. We have included in the constitution such rights as to the masses appear fictitious and not actual rights. All these so-called "Peoples Rights" can exist only in idea, an idea which can never be realized in practical life. What is it to the proletariat laborer, bowed double over his heavy toil, crushed by his lot in life, if talkers get the right to babble, if journalists get the right to scribble any nonsense side by side with good stuff, once the proletariat has no other profit out of the constitution save only those pitiful crumbs which we fling them from our table in return for their voting in favor of what we dictate, in favor of the men we place in power, the servants of our AGENTUR... Republican rights for a poor man are no more than a bitter piece of irony, for the necessity he is under of toiling almost all day gives him no present use of them, but the other hand robs him of all guarantee of regular and certain earnings by making him dependent on strikes by his comrades or lockouts by his masters.

WE SHALL DESTROY GOD
3. But even freedom might be harmless and have its place in the State economy without injury to the well-being of the peoples if it rested upon the foundation of faith in God, upon the brotherhood of humanity, unconnected with the conception of equality, which is negatived by the very laws of creation, for they have established subordination. With such a faith as this a people might be governed by a wardship of parishes, and would walk contentedly and humbly under the guiding hand of its spiritual pastor submitting to the dispositions of God upon earth. This is the reason why IT IS INDISPENSABLE FOR US TO UNDERMINE ALL FAITH, TO TEAR OUT OF THE MIND OF THE "GOYIM" THE VERY PRINCIPLE OF GOD-HEAD AND THE SPIRIT, AND TO PUT IN ITS PLACE ARITHMETICAL CALCULATIONS AND MATERIAL NEEDS.

4. In order to give the GOYIM no time to think and take note, their minds must be diverted towards industry and trade. Thus, all the nations will be swallowed up in the pursuit of gain and in the race for it will not take note of their common foe. But again, in order that freedom may once for all disintegrate and ruin the communities of the GOYIM, we must put industry on a speculative basis: the result of this will be that what is withdrawn from the land by industry will slip through the hands and pass into speculation, that is, to our classes.

5. The intensified struggle for superiority and shocks delivered to economic life will create, nay, have already created, disenchanted, cold and heartless communities. Such communities will foster a strong aversion towards the higher political and towards religion. Their only guide is gain, that is Gold, which they will erect into a veritable cult, for the sake of those material delights which it can give. Then will the hour strike when, not for the sake of attaining the good, not even to win wealth, but solely out of hatred towards the privileged, the lower classes of the GOYIM will follow our lead against our rivals for power, the intellectuals of the GOYIM.

Can you imagine someone actually saying that? My GOD, there are some evil people on this planet!

Is that taken from the interview with the member from the Shadow Government that happened in the 60s?

I love this. These trout are escaping from a trout farm. The pipe leads out to a stream.:D

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Privacy? What is that?

I don't know?

You wouldn't cause you are bob barded with AMHD members... what do you have to do to get a little around here? LOL
Just me saying hey! See you... (start bolts out of here with a smile)

You wouldn't cause you are bob barded with AMHD members....what do you have to do to get a little around here? LOL
Just me saying hey! See ya....(start bolts outta here with a smile)

Refurring to your joke in humor and comedy, I'll settle for the sandwich. At my age, the other makes me to weak.

Refurring to your joke in humor and comedy, I'll settle for the sandwich. At my age, the other makes me to weak.
LMAO poor you!

YouTube - Anti-Zionist Jewish Protestors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dSHl3C9kgY)

YouTube - Jewish Rabbis united with Muslims against Zionist racism! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuSlsiW9hT8&feature=related)

YouTube - Ahmadinejad Meeting With Anti-Zionist Jews (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xA1DbBAcOQ&feature=related)

YouTube - Wolf Blitzer is a Zionist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-8aTGnjHnI&feature=related)

YouTube - Ahmadinejad DID NOT threaten to "wipe Israel off the map." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mScWWtRfGQ&feature=related)

Because I wholeheartedly believe that anyone who seeks the truth deserves nothing, I have joined the Zeroastrianism religion, a religion that has nothing at its core. It involves the worship of the God Zeroaster, whom we believe never existed. Our motto, “Not seeing is believing.” It is our ultimate goal to achieve nothing. We make no effort to violate our one commandment, “Thou shall not.”

We do however believe that nothingness can be attained by:

Listening to bowling on the radio
Getting a government job
Picnicking on the lawn of the Embassy of Atlantis in Washington D.C.
Watching FOX News

Fox News? I am in! LOL
Mag, I really was hoping to see a prayer for the SHOPPING HELL, I am just about to put myself through! LMAO
I should buy a years supply of Spam actually, I could throw everyone off by it! Ok, wish me no luck, cause the opposite normally happens...

My experience with that is this:

With the long line we endured at the bank alone, one would suspect one of two things.
First, all of the consumers are doing as programmed, shopping their little butts off to save corprate America the embarrassment of a down year or, people are making a run on the banks because they know they may be closed tomorrow.
In any event, I realized I am not a young man any longer and I cannot stand the beating of holiday shopping as I once did, so I opted to be dropped off back at the family compound where I can entertain myself with low impact sports, ie: Ham and Swiss on rye, Cranberry juice, soothing music and my dead butterfly collection.

so I opted to be dropped off back at the family compound where I can entertain myself with low impact sports, ie: Ham and Swiss on rye, Cranberry juice, soothing music and my dead butterfly collection.
Low impact net surfing!
Stay away from the maul this year!
Unless you're going to Sears!

Low impact surfing is my only option. I have really nice scars from the 12-14 foot waves I surfed at 18. At 51 the bath tub waves can gets too radical let alone getting in and out with bad knees!

Low impact net surfing!
Stay away from the maul this year!!
Unless you're going to Sears!!

MAUL. I like that Capt'n. ;)

I am here, no scars, no wounds except for the full tummy from lunch!

YouTube - Visual Proof That Illuminati Bloodlines Control The Planet! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyN1O-GwALI)

Awwww... they all look like my former dead dogs...

Sex slaves set to receive millions of pounds in compensation from the taxpayer
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Last updated at 17:22pm on 16th December 2007

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Compensation: Sex slaves smuggled into Britain are to receive millions of pounds for their 'pain and trauma'

Sex slaves smuggled illegally into Britain are to share millions of pounds in compensation for their 'pain and trauma', it has emerged.

The Criminal Injuries Compensation Authority - slated for long delays in making payments to the victims of violent crime - agreed to hand over £140,000 to the first four cases last week.

The women had suffered a 'sustained period of sexual abuse' after being trafficked into the UK.

Another 10,000 are estimated to be eligible under a new interpretation of guidelines drawn up by CICA, a Government agency.


I wonder if I could sue. I was a sex slave for many, many years. Getting a settlement would just make all that much nicer!

I can't read that I am way too bashful and way too chatty... MEANY!

Oh quit hangin lip! Do you know how much crap I have to take here cause people think I should be more committed to the truth?

Yes...

Well then... quit it!

Come here Maggie... I got a jab for you... or maybe me... no you... no me...

Let's share

Welcome to America, the latest third world country that has been destroyed by the globalist elite.


Weak dollar adds twist to 'Made in America' - MSN Money (http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Extra/WeakDollarAddsTwistToMadeInUSA.aspx)

Holy Crap Mag, that isn't good.

I know. I've been watching it happen for years. We really are screwed.

"where a culture of innovation is also part of the appeal."

With the rate of inflation, they are actually paying you $50.00 to $75.00 a week to work in their sweat shops, depending on the manipulation of the federal reserve. So what really is the difference between here and say, Mexico? They have globalized us. We truly are now all created equal! The "trickle down" effect is working nicely!

I am really starting to understand this. Please, more I need more!!

Giant rat discovered in Indonesia jungle
Giant rat discovered in Indonesia jungle - Science - MSNBC.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22290101/)

OK, so, the next logical step would be to bring a few hundred of the giant rats to New York City for further study and place them in the zoo so the people can see them and then, they will escape. After a few weeks of breeding with the New York Rats, we will have a super rat strain. You won't be able to let your children out in the yard. The Super Rats will carry them off. The Super Rats only natural enemy in the U.S. will be the killer bees but, one only comes out at night and the other only comes out in day light. So, I see the world, among other things, being over run with Super Rats.

The Super Rat thing is taking it a bit too far, but I see you point! LOL

The Proposed Iranian Oil Bourse | EnergyBulletin.net | Peak Oil News Clearinghouse (http://www.energybulletin.net/12125.html)

My Father in law worked for Peak in Alaska. But that is on the other side of things. My dad and my brothers work in the oil there on the pipeline. Crazy as it may seem, we are definitely going under! As far as we Americans think we have come, we are going backwards fast!

Prudhoe Bay has plenty of oil left. We can't use it though. If we stopped buying our quota from the Saudias, they would stop buying our debt. TBills. Issued by our gov in return for what they borrow from the federal reserve.

I say drill!?

The controlled refinery capacity keeps the crude from becoming gasoline which causes a shortage and higher prices. It is tightly controlled by people like the Bushes and others. They may be losing some of that control and that is causing a lot of strife around the world. Other countries are trying to wrestle the control from them and sell their own oil on their own exchanges. There are only two exchanges. Here and England but the U.S. elite run them both. They have put the dollar at the mercy of world oil production. We are paying for it now. I think Israel bombed a new refinery in Syria and told every one it was a Nuclear plant.

I don't know anything about that but I do know it is huge money and trouble because of it!

YouTube - Ron Paul: First Bush Was Working Towards New World Order (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8DpKKSmaa8&feature=related)

Do any of you remember Max Headroom? The world was really crazy in that Sci-fi series too...

Oh, Max is sending us some xmas wishes... so here is a little something from him:

YouTube - Merry Christmas Santa Claus - Max Headroom (HQ Audio) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZHrC05qt6c&feature=related)

Oh, I remember Max!! That was the beginning of the MTV era, back when MTV was good!

That was Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Cool!

Here is where I want to be. I need a time machine.

YouTube - Going up the country - Canned Heat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odWuWdlYZFA&feature=related)

WAZZZZZZZZ Up Maggie My man?

Just clippin my toe nails, drinking a cup of Earl Grey and smokin a Nat Sherman MCD. What's up wit chew?

Smokin a Nat Sherman MCD
Please tell me more I have no idea what this is...

Nat Sherman's are the best smoke. All natural, 100 per cent additive free and they taste really good. I like to smoke. I decided a long time ago that I didn't want to be old and lying in a hospitial dying of nothing.

Nat Sherman (http://www.natsherman.com/)

$8 a pack!! I smoke, but I would have to quit for that, LOL. They do sound good though... enjoy one for me.

That's if you have them delivered from New York. They are really only $5.50 in the smoke shops.

Oh, okay... not so bad, LOL... I was going to ask if you could get me a job with you, so I could afford to just try them, LOL

Nat Sherman's are the best smoke. All natural, 100 per cent additive free and they taste really good. I like to smoke. I decided a long time ago that I didn't want to be old and lying in a hospitial dying of nothing.

Nat Sherman (http://www.natsherman.com/)

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYMXDE) Just the way I see it too. I paid tobacco taxes, german health insurance -and much more, so the way I see it - I paid my dues.. I also swore to myself a long time ago that I did not want to end up looking like a refugee from Dachau concentration camp in a hospital bed waiting for visitors with tubes in every orifice. That, to me, would be the worst nightmare ever. I plan on enjoying a good cigar, Swicher Sweets or even a joint in a bathtub (I have a bubble mat that heats the water - like a whirlpool) with an expensive bottle of champagne, my hair styled and make-up - so literally going out in Style! But until that time comes, I'm raising as much heck as possible, teaching Alexander how to pitch hissy-fits, hugging my daughter all the time, and chatting with my cyber-family. What more can a gal want in the last season of her life.

Speaking of seasons... Wishing you all a very happy holiday season with lots of love, warmth, and some of my cyber-hugs.

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Chery, you are an extra ordinary woman. You make me laugh, cry, smile, smirk, and say GRRRR... all in the same damn paragraph! It has been a bit since I have said much around here, but Chery if I were to say anything at all, I would say I love you! I get so excited to read what you write. To take it in, like a novel almost... because you are doing what most wouldn't... you are living, I mean REALLY living. You are an admirable woman, I thank you for all of the lessons you have give me, for the love you show here, for the wonderful advice you give and for living your life RIGHT now to the best of your ability. To the fullest when you can... Raise some Heck, do what you want! I love you.

Mag... enjoy...
The website looks so appealing huh?

A bubble mat? I bet that tickles the tush!

A bubble mat? I bet that tickles the tush!
It massages all the body quite well. The only mistake I made once was to add bubble-bath - that's a NO,NO.. Took a while to wipe the walls, ceiling, etc. Good thing I didn't slip and bust my bum. My cat hides when he sees me getting the bathtub ready now...
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_11_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYMXDE) Sometmes being older is being dumber than a 2 year old.. but funnier too.

Start.. I love you too, whole bunches!

Chery... you bubbles are funny!
Reminds me of just a couple weeks ago and Davy and a girl stay the night and they got in their suits and wanted to use the big tub... it has the jacuzzi thingy's and well, they added bubbles... the girls will never ever forget that day! Fun stuff, love those little his-haps!

Hope you guysa have a wonderful Christmas... lot's a love and hugs to you all!



Mag... A bubble mat? I bet that tickles the tush! You are too funny!

YouTube - Fritz the Cat isn't wearing underwear today (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwHBbnB2d-A)

Hey everybody.. hope you all had wonderful holidays and a Happy New Year.

I tried my best to stay awake because I wanted to be there for my cat when the noise started... fell asleep at 900 PM - woke up at 2 AM, I Jan... didn't hear anything! That was the deepest sleep I have had in about two years... even missed incoming phone calls and a Battlestar Galactica Marathon.. good thing I recorded it.

So... Belated Happy New Year filled with warmth, health, peace and that your wishes come true.

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Yes, as you were saying...

Dusty in here!

Send the cleaning lady! :) :)

Yea this place is a dam mess. Looks like the rat problem is worse than before!

Even so, it is nice to see you again!

Same here. Hope you had a happy Ho Ho and all that stuff. I just been enjoying peace and quiet. Been here a few times but seemed pretty dead. No one to pick a scuffle with! :)

Watch this! I saw him in Germany many moons ago! It changed my life... well, made my buzz better anyhow.
YouTube - Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick - Madison Sq. Garden 1978 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toHlMD50eYY)

YouTube - Afroman - Because I Got High (Uncensored) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8)

Aw crap!

I'm still in here??

Last thing I remember was singing felis navidad loud and off key while polishing off the tequilla. Couldn't someone have thrown some carpet cleaner powder on me to fight the smell? Lazy b@stards.

So... happy frickin new year.

Where are my pants, why am I wearing army boots, and how did I get grass stains on my knees?

My boots!

Mag, that song has cracked me up many times... lol
Kp, I hope you are supervised...
Al, looking good... happy to see you!

my boots!!

Awesome.

I'm wearing a smokin hot chicks boots.

Now what about this thong??

Oh wait... mine... never mind.

Thong! Holy guacamole!

Its not so much the butt floss effect that's a problem... it's the damn sequins... they keep popping off...

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Aliester Crowley, one of the world s most influential occultist leaders, maintained a very personal relationship with Pauline Pierce after her second child. When Pauline returned from Europe in 1924, less than a year later she gave birth to Barbara Pierce, now Barbara Bush. Is this just a coincidence, or a well kept secret? The answers might surprise you.

Was Aleister Crowley Barbara Bush's Father? (http://www.rense.com/general77/acrow.htm)

YouTube - The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJnZ4CdzuSk)

Haha- I just got a good laugh for being a curious snoop!

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That is sooooooooooooo not cool.

You suck rocks!

If my wife doesn't get laid because of this awful pic burned into my brain, YOU are going to hear from her.

And, buddy, there's nothing scarier than an italian woman denied.

Except for that pic.

You suck.

I'm sorry about that KP... really I am. It has the reverse effect on me. I think that is one hot hunk of butt!

*choking back vomit*

Um... I isn't had nuff tequilla for that.

I don't think there is enough.

Hey, it would be like a total eclipse of the sun. You would need a snorkle with an extension. You could be lost for days in sweet oblivion!

YouTube - Stone Sour - Through Glass (http://youtube.com/watch?v=GIzDsGyxsQM)

Cool vid Start. I like the bass player. He looks like the UniBomber. I had that look going on myself a couple weeks back but I had to degrub. I was scaring my Chiuauha.

I can only imagine sweet... LMAO

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YouTube - twin towers ufo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcxo_UntbYA)

YouTube - twin towers ufo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcxo_UntbYA)


Not sure what to get from that... :o

Me either. If it is a hoax, it is a good one. It probably is but man it looks really cool.

Well I was just making sure I wasn't missing something I should be...
Yes, it did look really cool. LOL

Aw heck skell... we have a pullout bed on the sofa downstairs... make yourself at home... just leave the single malt alone if you raid the bar.

Ps the combo on the lock is 8-9-86

Hello here... are crazy people welcome in here?

Oh... well... I suppose not...

Apparently we have been snubbed.

Have we?

We have...

Well, I think we should snub them!

I don't think that is the answer... I think the answer is to stay... stay and watch... hahaha...

Well, APPARENTLY we disagree, don't we?

Yes... we do... however, where will you go if I decide to stay? Seems as if you are in your own little dilemma, and we all know how you hate those... right?

Yes. I GUESS we could stay and watch for a bit~ then I need some tea.

OK... deal... now we watch...

I do believe this is boring. When do they come to life?

Sssshhhhh... hush up... we are WATCHING... now take a nap...

Uugh. Fine. g*night.

Night...

If you are looking for a place to "chat" LeslieSmellsLikeCookies, then, you won't find that on this site. Although, threads such as this are about as close to chatting as we will get.

Dear Lesliesmellslikecaca,
Stop hoarding the real estate. I only have 1500 acres in here. So what is it. Go ahead.

I have merged her 50 something acres into one, so now you have your acreage back.

Can I PLEASE have a smoke, I am having a total fit here... 24+ hours nicotine free and I feel like I might strangle someone.

I got a smoke for you, J... come up and see me sometime ;)

I'll take anything about now!!

Although the Chantix works, and works very well... it's still hard after a meal...

Oh, wait, is THAT my pencil? :eek:

Wow, nice job on the 24 hours J...
I am right behind you... gonna kick it myself soon!
Hey synn!

Keep going j, YOU WILL BE FINE.
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SMOKE WHEN TAKING IT?

You smoke for the first week on it. Then 7 days after you start the Chantix you quit smoking.

The dreams are COOL, even so far as Cool

Then, right before quitting, say 2 days or so, you switch brands of cigarettes to something you can't stand. So, I smoked Basic Menthol Light 100s... I switched to Marlboro Reds.

Although I love my daughter, yesterday, while I was at school (she got home before me), she cleaned out the ashtray, and dumped all the trash... so I can't even scavage for butts...

Well, I HOPE it's not your TAMPON!

(oh god, if anyone actually knows that bad joke, I'm going to laugh)

As I sit here have a really nice Sherman, 100% additive free, top grade tobacco and it goes really good with fresh ground coffee. Keep up the good work J. The pangs will cease in about two years!

Don't fall off your chair laughing Synn...

Well, i HOPE it's not your TAMPON!!

(oh god, if anyone actually knows that bad joke, I'm gonna laugh)

From out of the deep dark past I recall that. Refreash my memory.

As I sit here have a really nice Sherman, 100% additive free, top grade tobacco and it goes really good with fresh ground coffee. Keep up the good work J. The pangs will cease in about two years!

Oh, rub it in Mag... But hey! Can I smoke a cigar?

I never thought of raiding hubby's humidore!!

TWO FREAKING YEARS!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Want to know a REALLY effective way to NOT want to smoke?

Have your weather's daily high be UNDER 0 degrees Fahrenheit. With a windchill. And then HAVE to smoke outside.

I don't care HOW bad I want one today, I'm not going outside to have one. Our HIGH today is 1 degree---without the windchill. Our high tomorrow is -1.

So... yeah.

Okay... want to know how you can tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.

I was a die hard smoker living in Alaska, I freaking camped in that weather, you think that would deter me?

J, why don't you start chewing Copenhagen snuff? The would be attractive!

You smoke for the first week on it. Then 7 days after you start the Chantix you quit smoking.

The dreams are COOL, even so far as KEWL

Then, right before quitting, say 2 days or so, you switch brands of cigarettes to something you can't stand. So, I smoked Basic Menthol Light 100s..........I switched to Marlboro Reds.

Although I love my daughter, yesterday, while I was at school (she got home before me), she cleaned out the ashtray, and dumped all the trash....so I can't even scavage for butts....
I love reds, that is what I smoke, wow, I had no idea...
Cool, J... really!

J, why don't you start chewing Copenhagen snuff? The would be attractive!

I got my hubby addicted to that stuff... I backed down to the lesser, cigarettes, when I got the white snuff circle on the back pocket of my designer jeans.

okay...want to know how you can tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.

Oh my!

Like the doctor that pulled his pen out of his lab coat pocket only to find his thermometer. Some A*#hole has my pen!

J, why don't you start chewing Copenhagen snuff?

And, actually, you don't CHEW Copenhagen, you DIP it. LMAO

Oh, I see you already do that. You seem to be an expert!

Honey I gave my hubby lessons. No really, I can't stand the stuff, but, and it is weird...

I do like the smell. Smells like fresh wet leather in a hot horse stable in the summer in the mountains...

Oops, I'm giving TMI...

Tmi!

Just a sexy kind of smell, that's all...

Oh, the old days when a roll in the hay did not produce red puffy eyes.

I want to be a cowboy baby!

The barn is right this way darlin!!

Meet you in the hayloft.

Can I wear my spurs?

Yes, please!!

Oh my

It's getting too hot in here for me.

And a bit and bridal?

My My My to be a fly on the wall in that stall. LMAO

Ow wait magprob would probably swat me...

And a bit and bridal?

Don't forget the saddle.

Fly! Where's a Fly!

Oh my, what fun. "I'm back in the saddle again." Just like Roy and Dale. Where you going Roy?
To saddle up Dale!