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Be good, I have the pitchfork!!



Make me... nananabooboo

Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Sorry... we fell asleep... didn't mean 2 annoy... how are you today?

Mag, I just saw on the news that the government is thinking about handing out checks to all... to boost our economy cause it is a hell hole. WHat to do with that check, I suppose I would love to hear your side of things... please.

Hello here... are crazy people welcome in here?

Oh... well... I suppose not...

apparently we have been snubbed.

have we?

we have...

well, I think we should snub them!

I don't think that is the answer.... I think the answer is to stay... stay and watch... hahaha...

well, APPARENTLY we disagree, don't we?

yes... we do... however, where will you go if I decide to stay? Seems as if you are in your own little dilemma, and we all know how you hate those... right?

Yes. I GUESS we could stay and watch for a bit~ then I need some tea.

ok... deal... now we watch...

i do believe this is boring. when do they come to life?

sssshhhhh... hush up... we are WATCHING... now take a nap...

uugh. fine. g*night.

night...

Honey, there are enough 'chatrooms' on the internet - AND THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM. This site is to give advice to people who want and need to talk to people with experience and opinions. Can you comprehend the difference?

From what you posted here, there is no question, no advice, and seriously no sincerety... so I'm going to be brave enough to suggest that you get bored somewhere else and come back here when you have something serious to say. No offense, but we would like to keep our well-earned reputation. And I thank you in advance for understanding.
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Hey Chery! Howzit going?

Mag, i just saw on the news that the government is thinking about handing out checks to all.......to boost our economy cause it is a hell hole. WHat to do with that check, i suppose i would love to hear your side of things.....please.

Here is a pretty good article on that:
Economic handouts we don't need - MSN Money (http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/SuperModels/EconomicHandoutsWeDontNeed.aspx)

The Fed will probably cut the interest rate again to make borrowing money more attractive. As people borrow money, the banks create that same amount borrowed. That doesn't make sense, does it... but it is true.

The government will send checks, rebates on taxes to the public, who, we don't really know yet. That money will be spent on TVs, x boxes, dishwashers, and other junk we really don't need but then that is what stimulates out economy.

The dollar is so inflated now, more money dropped from helicopters will only harm our economy. None of it will work.

If you watch these videos, you will see exactly how it works... or doesn't work. It is insane!

YouTube - 1. Corrupt Banking System - Cartels Robbing the Public (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy-fD78zyvI&feature=related)
YouTube - 2. Corrupt Banking System - How Money is Created (2/5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfXavRTM4Fg&feature=related)
YouTube - 3. Corrupt Banking System - Money is Debt (3/5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvRZoM-2r8&feature=related)
YouTube - 4. Corrupt Banking System - Monetary Reform (4/5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0p8LepIuVM&feature=related)
YouTube - 5. Corrupt Banking System - Warning About the NWO (5/5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzXZ_Hs1g6U&feature=related)

Hey Chery! Howzit goin?

OK I guess Mag.. although not sure if it is the meds or my hidden bit of DNA but I feel a little venom creeping up in me now and then. Just found out that I don't have enough money saved up to cremate me- an I'm sure I'm not the only one in the world with this problem right now. Although my Chinese horoscope is Tiger - I wish I were a Cobra so that I could bite the heck out of those money mongers riuning this planet. I feel so sorry for my daughter and grandson as they will have to be burdened with what to do with their futures and it makes me mad as heck!
Lately the only time I don't take my meds is when I come on here and when I have to take care of beurocratic BS, needing a halfway clear mind. And when with my family.. but otherwise - I turn on my 'don't care' button and seriously hope it does not take too long to leave this planet to spook those who even think of touching my family - that's where the venom will come in handy.

Don't get me wrong, there is still love and kindness in me, but sometimes enough is enough - if you know what I mean.

Virtual hugs to you!


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Lotsa info there Mag, thanks for helping me understand better.. I am almost done looking through all of it, trying to understand it all.
Chery, sweet, you are lovely, and even though you feel like crap, your love shines through! You keep your chin up, we will help as much as we can from here. Hugs sweet heart. :)

You know... good therapy for nicotine withdrawals is taking the insides of your refrigerator apart and cleaning it until it sparkles and is so sterile you can use it in an operating room...

Okay, what can I tackle next?

You know.....good therapy for nicotine withdrawals is taking the insides of your refrigerator apart and cleaning it until it sparkles and is so sterile you can use it in an operating room.......

Okay, what can I tackle next?

Take big hard deep breaths and then clean each closet, all the windows, more deep breaths, dust, uhhhhhh, scrub the grout between the tile with a tooth brush? LoL, J... good job!

Really the only thing to understand is that our money is created from thin air. It is lent to us by a private bank (federal reserve). It comes with a high interest rate so it is simply debt. As people borrow it, the same amount borrowed is created as even more money, from nothing. Just the principle, not the interest, so really, there is not enough to pay them back on the principle and the interest by everyone that has borrowed. That insures forclosures. The bank then takes real property. They have swindled people out of real property with money that was created out of nothing. The problem I have is that our government should issue the money, as our constitution said they should, not private bankers. Everything we produce should not be stolen by private bankers through inflation tax.
All of the forclosures going on now will create new loans, creating new worthless money, pushing the value of a dollar to the zero point. That is pushing up the prices of everything else. The reserve dollars that foreign countries hold are not worth much to them right now. If the fed keeps it up, these countries will drop the dollar and go to Euros or a basket of other currency. When that happens, we will not have the economy we were once used to. It will get real skinny real quick! The strong dollar is the only reason we have lived so well. The rest of the world tolerated it but that is now changing.

Really the only thing to understand is that our money is created from thin air. It is lent to us by a private bank (federal reserve). It comes with a high intrest rate so it is simply debt. As people borrow it, the same amount borrowed is created as even more money, from nothing. Just the principle, not the intrest, so really, there is not enough to pay them back on the principle and the intrest by everyone that has borrowed. That insures forclosures. The bank then takes real property. They have swindled people out of real property with money that was created out of nothing. The problem I have is that our government should issue the money, as our constitution said they should, not private bankers. Everything we produce should not be stolen by private bankers through inflation tax.
All of the forclosures going on now will create new loans, creating new worthless money, pushing the value of a dollar to the zero point. That is pushing up the prices of everything else. The reserve dollars that foreign countries hold are not worth much to them right now. If the fed keeps it up, these countries will drop the dollar and go to Euros or a basket of other currency. When that happens, we will not have the economy we were once used to. It will get real skinny real quick! The strong dollar is the only reason we have lived so well. The rest of the world tolerated it but that is now changing.
This I can understand, thanks. Please Mag bear with me as this is the first time (the last few years) I have had any interest or worry about how it all works. So, when I think of it, it really scares the heck out of me. Thanks for all the info. Checking gout the rest of the YouTube vids now... ;)

Wow, Mag! That is a lot of info for sure!
Money is and has been generated and maintained by illusionists! Hehe

The sad thing is how much wealth they have just flat out stolen from the American people. Not one penny of our income taxes goes to fix roads, bridges, anything. Every last cent that the IRS collects goes to pay the interest that the federal reserve charges us for our own money! That is your labor being stolen and given to the aristocracy! For what? The right to issue federal reserve notes? From NOTHING! Bull!

Yeah, and it's dirty too. Always wash your hands after touching money.

YouTube - 1. Corrupt Banking System - Cartels Robbing the Public (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy-fD78zyvI&feature=related)
YouTube - 2. Corrupt Banking System - How Money is Created (2/5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfXavRTM4Fg&feature=related)
YouTube - 3. Corrupt Banking System - Money is Debt (3/5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvRZoM-2r8&feature=related)
YouTube - 4. Corrupt Banking System - Monetary Reform (4/5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0p8LepIuVM&feature=related)
YouTube - 5. Corrupt Banking System - Warning About the NWO (5/5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzXZ_Hs1g6U&feature=related)

Thank you nurse Jones. Jonesin for a nicotine fix. Go scrub that floor again!

But don't believe little ole me.

YouTube - NWO From The Mouths of The Elite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKbE9qCzQo&feature=related)

Hugs back to all of you too, Smart...

Thanks for the lesson links Mag...

Makes me think of whole families living together in one home, a great big garden, potato, corn and wheat fields, and lots of chickens, etc. Although, I don't think my cat Larry would learn to catch mice - he's too old.

I also wonder who would be brave enough to trade in their wall-street suits for a pair of overalls to do some real work..

Hope you all had a good weekend in spite of it though.

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Hugs back to all of you too, Smart...

Thanks for the lesson links Mag...

Makes me think of whole families living together in one home, a great big garden, potato, corn and wheat fields, and lots of chickens, etc. Although, I don't think my cat Larry would learn to catch mice - he's too old.

I also wonder who would be brave enough to trade in their wall-street suits for a pair of overalls to do some real work..

Hope you all had a good weekend inspite of it though.

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I am right there with you Chery... give me the overalls and a garden, a kitchen and a few beds... LOL
I have been dreaming of that my whole life!

Makes me think of whole families living together in one home, a great big garden, potato, corn and wheat fields, and lots of chickens, etc. Although, I don't think my cat Larry would learn to catch mice - he's too old.

I also wonder who would be brave enough to trade in their wall-street suits for a pair of overalls to do some real work..

The a lot of the wall-street suit type would likely get all flushed and sweaty just thinking about doing that kind of work on a regular basis. Anybody see City Slickers (1991) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101587/) hehe

The alot of the wall-street suit type would likely get all flushed and sweaty just thinking about doing that kind of work on a regular basis. Anybody see City Slickers (1991) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101587/) hehe

Sure did, Captain - and still one of my favorites. And I bet that veterans of any wars would jump at a chance to enjoy the 'simple life'.

If I had to do it over again, I would want at least 10 kids, a big kitchen with a small TV, a hard-working guy next to me at night not bragging over how much money he made or how many employees he got rid of to save money.
I'd also love being near the ocean instead of a place like Montana where there are more guns than people at present. This whole world is getting too fanatic for me.

Lots of hugs and peace to you my dear.
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Chery, you always find a way to make me smile!
Love your hugs! Many hugs and warm sunny days for you, dear!

Ditto, Chery-O Chery-O Baby! :)

Oliver Stone has set his sights on his next directing project, "Bush," a film focusing on the life and presidency of George W. Bush, and attached Josh Brolin to play the title role. The director has begun quietly shopping a script by his "Wall Street" co-writer Stanley Weiser.

It is rumored that Stone is considering Daffy Duck and Kermit the Frog to star in supporting roles. Mickey Mouse was first considered but due to contractual obligations, and the fact that George Bush is scared of him, he will not be allow to participate.

The story begins in Kennebunkport, Maine, as the Bush family sits down to dinner. Jeb Bush asks his father, "why can't we be cowboys and kill Indians?" George Bush Senior agrees that would be fun. George Senior has his home and family packed up, at government expense, and moves to Texas. The story gets whackier and whackier as the Bush family plays Cowboys and Indians with the entire world.

Rated Not For Mature Audiences

Hey! Come ere! Ya want to go for a ride? Man, I mean a down hill bumpy 100 mile an hour free for all scary as hell ride the likes of which you ain't never seen before and will never see again kind of ride? Just be on the Dow Jones Industrial Average roller coaster from hell ride first thing tomorrow morning. That baby is going to roll so fast she'll blow out all the stops and you too along the way. I'm going to be standing well away from it when it hits the bottom baby! I ain't getting none of that sh#t on me. Why, I pulled out two months ago. Yep, I'm puttin all my money in canned goods. You know, kidney beans, garbanzo beans, tuna, and of course, Spam. Way I look at, you can't eat gold. Especially at $1000.00 an ounce. Someday though, I'll be able to trade one can of succulent Spam for one pound of glimmering gold. Think I won't? Just stick around. Then I'll start my own market. My own newspaper too... the Spam Meat Journal:

"Spam traded higher today across the board on news from the Federal Spam Reserve that New Spam rates will be raised once again in early March....in other news, Ex Presidents Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. have filed appeals demanding their immediate release from the World Tyrants Detention and Debtors Center. They are claiming that it will be impossible to ever pay back the Zillions they stole from the world and that Allen Greenspan and Ben Bernanke won't stop kissing in front of everyone. Bush Sr. was Quoted as saying that, "Bernanke and Greenspan have even gone so far as to hang drapes, knit Doylies and wear matching promise rings."
Once again, they were denied release and reminded they are the reason our economy is based on Spam in the first place."

I will be reading "The Smam Meat Journal"...

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Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

ENDGAME- ALEX JONES - Blueprint for Global Enslavement (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1070329053600562261&q=End+Game&total=33473&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)

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I smoked catnip but I didn't inhale. I smoked weed once. I ate one dozen donuts, three bags of Doritos, two Hershy bars, (Large ones), four Cokes and a hole in the table cloth.
Weed is too expensive!

TO ALL THE "SWEET TATERS" IN MY LIFE (http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specials/sweettators/)

That is the cutest thing I have seen in a long time. Mag, are you a "Sweet TATER"?

Thank you. You are a Sweet Tater too!
I'm a DICTATER.

I try to be a sweet tater, it can be hard to keep up with all that needs to be kept up with. As for you, if you fall, I would sure hold out my hand to help you up! :)

Move along now, nothing to see here.

I smoked catnip but I didn't inhale. I smoked weed once. I ate one dozen donuts, three bags of Doritos, two Hershy bars, (Large ones), four Cokes and a hole in the table cloth.
Weed is too expensive!

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OK, I'm out of here..

And I'm interested in that bridge you have for sale.

and I'm interested in that bridge you have for sale.

Sorry hon, already sold it for munchies.


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I just signed and important petition on UltimateRonPaul.com | Homepage (http://www.UltimateRonPaul.com). Won't you join me? To maximize the impact of our action, the results will be released to thousands of national, state, and local media outlets, including more than 2,000 bloggers.

I tried to put a vote in for Ron Paul to be treated as an equal in future debates, alas.. I am Canadian and cannot claim a state. I hate American Media dictatorships. But I hate many things American now. Sorry for intruding on this VERY private room.

Thank you anyway. Yes, we started with the right idea but somewhere along the way the greedy control freak warmongers took over. We will get it back and when we do, we will apologize to the world, pick up our toys and go home. Then we can take care of our poor and stop throwing people with mental and emotional problems in prison.

I hear that.

YouTube - The Flying Terrorist - It's Raining Men in Lebanon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YlIBEKKmNE&feature=related)

Hmmmmmmm... are you not watching the SuperBowl? LoL

Oh, sorry. You must be one of them.

Hahahaha

Jeff Beck is... is... is... DASHEEEIT!

YouTube - a day in the life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uwvBizKAwc)

What? Is it Superbowl Sunday? Why didn't they advertise it? Oh well, I was in my shop tuning up my Cyclonic Decombobulater.

Hmmmph! Crazy AMHD members with Cyclonic Decombobulater's! Weirdo I say!

Weirdo or not, I hope Denver won. Yea Denver. I really like that Lyle Alzado guy.

YouTube - The Flying Terrorist - It's Raining Men in Lebanon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YlIBEKKmNE&feature=related)
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At first I thought it couldn't be a man, then I thought it was a man... Then I thought it was really twisted... Then I looked at it the way you may see it and appreciated the message. Then I watched the other related videos (14 year old bomb boy embarrassed to take off pants)and thought... I bet you could buy a nice flat there for a pretty reasonable price. :o

A nice flat overlooking the minefield.

YouTube - Stupid terrorist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed_VcNKO3SA&NR=1)

Dear Al Gore,
Could you please tell us when your global warming thing will reach Idaho? It has been snowing here for 3 weeks and freezing solid at night. There is a 300 pound icecicle hanging off my gonads and one eyed willie has retreated for the duration.
Are you sure you got that global warming thing right? Did you mean to say, global freezing? I'm just making sure since you said you invented the internet and I thought you were full of it then. I think you are full of it now.

Yours truly, Magprob

Magatory talks best when he talks about money...

And fake meat... and short buses... and music...

Hope you get a chance to thaw out soon, love...

Happy day for the Giant's Fans!

See, there are some honest politicians out there. Even though they all may be retired!

Former Alaska State Representative Randolph has endorsed ten-term Texas Congressman Ron Paul for President of the United States:

"I enthusiastically support Dr. Ron Paul's effort to become the next President of the United States because he is the only candidate who clearly understands the fallacy of this policy and has the ideas and moral strength to attempt to correct it. Until about 70 years ago our foreign policy was, correctly, one with as few foreign entanglements as possible and as Dr. Paul states, 'Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations.' We must return to that policy or our imperialist posture around the world will leave us bankrupt both economically and morally."

Randolph previously stated, "Ron is an outstanding individual, has the highest of moral and ethical character and understands the critical issues and their solutions and should be elected the next President of the U.S."

Just too COOL.
YouTube - Gone Daddy Gone - Gnarls Barkley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zc2908P7bs&feature=related)

Clicking my heels 3 times. I want to go home... I want to go home...

Oh, crap, I am home. Well, just missed the tornadoes... Hope to keep them away for the rest of the night.

Why I Love Idaho

When it's winter in Idaho
And the gentle breezes blow.
About seventy miles an hour,
And it's fifty two below.

You can tell you're in Idaho
'cause the snow's up to your butt.
And you take a breath of pristine air,
And your nose holes both freeze shut.

The weather here is wonderful.
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Idaho!!
My feet are frozen to the ground.

Good times are just different!
Good poem, I understand completely!
Selling all I got buying canned food... running to the basement! (powdered vanilla creamer is going to have to do)

McDonald's sales sizzle; stocks sag
The fast-food chain gets help from its dollar menu and the falling dollar. Higher oil prices push the Dow lower; the index has its worst week since 2003. All this talk of recession hasn't hit McDonald's (MCD, news, msgs). Not yet, anyway.

Good job America. Let's keep slamming down those oily french fries. Our economy depends on it.

Good job America. Let's keep slamming down those oily french fries. Our economy depends on it.

So does my future in nursing!! ;)

Why I Love Idaho

When it's winter in Idaho
And the gentle breezes blow.
About seventy miles an hour,
And it's fifty two below.

You can tell you're in Idaho
'cause the snow's up to your butt.
And you take a breath of pristine air,
And your nose holes both freeze shut.

The weather here is wonderful.
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Idaho!!!
My feet are frozen to the ground.


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LOL

So does my future in nursing!!! ;)

J, you mean our bodies don't have a built in grease trap!

BUSH VISITS TORNADO-HIT Tennessee

G.W.: Gee Ben, them folks ain't got nothun left! Can we start throwing dollars out again? Can we? Huh?

Bernanke: No Georgie Boy, we have to wait until we get back over Wall Street, here, have another sucker.



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YouTube - Alan Jackson-Pop A Top (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMnIjqqt6Xw)

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I'm there Mr. Quinn.

Thank you anyway. Yes, we started out with the right idea but somewhere along the way the greedy control freak warmongers took over. We will get it back and when we do, we will apologize to the world, pick up our toys and go home. Then we can take care of our poor and stop throwing people with mental and emotional problems in prison.

You forgot the Russian KGB immigrants, worse than the Italian Mafia ever was... all the Gangs in the 'Hoods' and the current KKK and Militia.. What are they going to do with all the well-meaning pacifists around? There are not too many countries they can escape to because the entire world is infested, each country itself from the inside. I think that is one major reason that there are so many emotionally disturbed people, now more than ever because they also feel the helplessness and 'escape' their own way. Any ideas for alternative cures?

My guess is that there will be a few new civil wars cropping up with people better trained and equipped than in the 1700 era.

"My guess is that there will be a few new civil wars cropping up with people better trained and equipped than in the 1700 era."

You are right Chery. Can you imagine how many highly trained professional killers are out there? Trained in all these crazy wars around the globe. They may have their own nukes and launchers. This world is going to get real interesting. Why, if you carry a video cam around, you may even be able to film your own Rambo movie! :)

"My guess is that there will be a few new civil wars cropping up with people better trained and equipped than in the 1700 era."

You are right Chery. Can you imagine how many highly trained professional killers are out there? Trained in all these crazy wars around the globe. They may have their own nukes and launchers. This world is going to get real interesting. Why, if you carry a video cam around, you may even be able to film your own Rambo movie! :)

The media will do enough filming - unfortunately it will be innocent lives that will be living it for real. Who needs a new virus when the oldest of all (two-legged) is still around doing all the damage needed.

Agreed.

The media will do enough filming - unfortunately it will be innocent lives that will be living it for real. Who needs a new virus when the oldest of all (two-legged) is still around doing all the damage needed.
WOW, is all I have to say to this true statement, I am going to try my damnest to do my part so I don't fit in this category! Do I need to grow a third leg? :eek:
Seriously Chery, you have a way with words!;)

Your husband will be very upset if you grow a third leg. Don't do it!:eek:

Me in five years, after the big stock market crash.

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A little disappointed, don't let me down Magatory, I thought you were fully prepared for that?? LOL. No third leg, it was just a figure of speech. AND I am not so sure he would be real surprised the way things are going in this sweet little life of mine, nothing is surprising anymore! LMAO, gosh where is she, Start has left the farkin building!

That's five years, after all the spam is gone. Do you realize how much space five years worth of Spam takes up? I did a grid analysis on my basement and realized I would have to tunnel another thirty feet at twelve feet wide to allow for three cans of Spam a day for five years. Impossible at this point. On the outside, I have two and a half years worth.

LOL, well that's a start, I am no longer disappointed! Crap Mag, can't you find something other than SPAM??
Hope you have a SPAM cook book, cause I am sure you would rather die than put one more bite in your mouth after 2 years of pure SPAM eating! LMAO

That's five years, after all the spam is gone. Do you realize how much space five years worth of Spam takes up? I did a grid analysis on my basement and realized I would have to tunnel another thirty feet at twelve feet wide to allow for three cans of Spam a day for five years. Impossible at this point. On the outside, I have two and a half years worth.
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That is a great idea. My ravioli is in round cans, the space one could save using spam. Would spam really keep in a can for 5 years?

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That is a great idea. My ravioli is in round cans, the space one could save using spam. Would spam really keep in a can for 5 years?
Gross, 5 years... GROSS! Mr. Quinn, Ravioli sounds great! Too bad yer bunker will be too far to get to. LOL
I am going to eat Beef Jerkey and grow some under ground coffee beans, I should be good! LOL

Gross, 5 years....GROSS!! Mr. Quinn, Ravioli sounds great! Too bad yer bunker will be too far to get to. LOL
I am gonna eat Beef Jerkey and grow some under ground coffee beans, I should be good! LOL
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I'm going to build a tunnel just for you and Mag... We will insulate it with Ravioli and Spam. Our beams will be made up with coffee tins.(We can't waste our generator on sunning you're silly coffee plantation! ) We need the energy to heat our underground pool. Hey... How many kids do we all have together? I have one. She's a little scary, but I'll let you two be the judge... Click the link and be brave my friends.

Greg & Kayla make a scary movie (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-2074741793000584052)

Beef jerk sounds really good. I'll tunnel to your place first.

Man, what a great video, actually ALL of them are! Thanks for sharing. I wish I could show you how scary my four are... LOL, they are wonderfully scary! See you in 5 years with the Spam, ravioli, beef jerky, four kids and my swim suit! LMAO!

Man, what a great video, actually ALL of them are! Thanks for sharing. I wish I could show you how scary my four are.....LOL, they are wonderfully scary! See you in 5 years with the Spam, ravioli, beef jerky, four kids and my swim suit!! LMAO!
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LOL

Me in five years, after the big stock market crash.

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That picture just proved that the world can be messed up to the max, but we would be worse off without music - of any choice - there is a taste there for everyone.

I vote for spam and music and will suggest hotsauce, mayonaise, tomatoe sauce and mustard to enhance the spam.

Just my 2 cent's worth.

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Chuck Norrisisms (http://www.historyaddict.com/chucknorrisisms.htm)

Man! That video scared the sh1t out of me! That was a cute baby though. You are a lucky man Mr Greg Quinn.

Now, about Spam lasting five years in a can. Yes, it will. I once found a can of Spam in my grandfathers personal effects from world war two out in the barn. This must have been back in "63" or "64." Well, I et it. As you can tell from this writing I am alive and well.
I would not trust that inferior product they call "Treat." Compared to Spam, it ain't no treat.

Any more Spam related questions? I have the, " All You Ever Wanted To Know About Spam But Were To Hungry To Ask" book. I study it. Aside from John Morrel, I know more than anybody about it.

That picture just proved that the world can be messed up to the max, but we would be worse off without music - of any choice - there is a taste there for everyone.

I vote for spam and music and will suggest hotsauce, mayonaise, tomatoe sauce and mustard to enhance the spam.

Just my 2 cent's worth.

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That is the most wonderful thing about Spam, Chery my love, it goes well with any condiment you desire.

Mag... I found the mother load. Documentaries (http://www12.alluc.org/alluc/documentaries.html?action=getviewcategory&category_uid=15610&genre=1)

So far I watched the Zeitgeist part 2, and it was the best 9/11 I've seen yet. It was good enough this time to turn my stomach.
I haven't gotten into the documentary section yet but figure that will probably be pretty awesome. I like this site I stumbled on, because I don't have to download and movies I've never even heard of are categorized without having to be related. Tell me what you think

That is a great site Mr. Quinn. Watch end Game by Alex Jones. It really is happening now.
Thank you for the hook up. You know I won't leave the house all weekend now!

I worry for Alex Jones getting assassinated one day. Is End game new? I thought I had that one already but can't find it in my spools. If its new, I'll have to download it off "you tube"

It is his latest. Been out a few months.

It is his latest. Been out a few months.
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Yeah, I figured it out. I don't have it, I'm a little excited to watch it tomorrow.

The link is in my signature. The video Google one.

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That was cool, Greg.
I have a friend, a young German martial arts freak who flies to the States to be in tournaments and actually sees Chuck in person. He has pictures to prove it and says Chuck is really nice in person. I'm sure he is.. but as far as his movies - they don't impress me much - maybe it's the director's fault.. but I used to like the 'Walker' series now and then. I also cannot deny it is not a bad way for him and his brother to make a decent and legal living.

If you have talent, why not used it to advantage, rigth?

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The link is in my signature. The video google one.

Mag, I just watched the Google video, tried my best to hear it better because of the double-audio problem, but it just proves that wanting my right to leave this planet as soon as possible is not wrong. It did not shock me, because I always felt that we were always being used and abused as visciously as we have been.

I hope Prince Phillip does come back as a virus - but one that is targeted towards those who planned the New World Order and are still doing so. If not, I will try my best to do my part from wherever I wind up.

There is so much more I want to say about these people, but right now I am going to do some regurgitating of my own, cry a little, and get some rest.

One more little thing, - I still don't believe in taking anti-depressants - and now I know why nobody really should - they are also a means of control...

At a loss for more words right now, Love... Cher

That was cool, Greg.
I have a friend, a young German martial arts freak who flies to the States to be in tournaments and actually sees Chuck in person. He has pictures to prove it and says Chuck is really nice in person. I'm sure he is.. but as far as his movies - they don't impress me much - maybe it's the director's fault.. but I used to like the 'Walker' series now and then. I also cannot deny it is not a bad way for him and his brother to make a decent and legal living.

If you have talent, why not used it to advantage, rigth?

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I love Chuck Norris, this made me laugh. YouTube - Mike Huckabee Ad: "Chuck Norris Approved" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8&feature=related)

Mag, I watched zeitgeist the movie. It's 3 parts, parts 1 & 3 are AWESOME! Part 2 we have watched. My friend Corie told me about this and I watched it over the weekend, at first it seems a little broad and then it turns into the best Doc I've ever watched in my life.
Zeitgeist - The Movie, 2007 (http://zeitgeistmovie.com/)
I really want to know what you think after this one.

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I love Chuck Norris, this made me laugh. YouTube - Mike Huckabee Ad: "Chuck Norris Approved" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8&feature=related)


That was cool. Did I tell you I'm crazy about men with redish hair. I always liked him too hon.

Night,night.

What do I think? I thought that was pretty clear.
I think we need to shut down the federal reserve and the IRS. These two alone finance our own destruction through the foreign bankers that are hell bent on owning everything. We need to tell Israel, Guess what, you are a foreign country, not the 51st state of the American Republic... good luck and take all your dual citizen zionist creeps with you. They have manipulated our direction for way too long. We will not be attacking Iran for you so you can rule the middle east, its oil, and eventually, us!
Next, we would shut down all of our bases around the world, bring our dear Americans home and apologize to all the world for the actions of the evil, greedy bastards that hijacked out government from the inside. But not to worry about it any more for they have all been dealt with as traitors.
Next, we would use our greatest resource, the people, to make America completely self sufficient. The NeoCons on this board say that is impossible but I know better. They are just brain washed into thinking we do not hold the real power. That is part of the NWO scheme to undo us. We, the people, hold all the power in the universe within our hearts and minds. No one can enslave us, unless we just lay down and allow it.
Next, we would do it, become what we were meant to be, in harmony with nature, not some phoney money grabbing, profit taking bunch of pirates. People must live in abundance, not complete luxury. When all live in abundance instead of pure luxury, everyone CAN live in abundance.
There would be a money system but it would be backed by something of true value, not just created out of thin air. Then, we would know exactly how much we could or could not spend. Money then would not be GOD of the nation because it would have real limits. God has no limits.
Anyone around the globe that wants to join us may, otherwise, they can do whatever it takes to evolve or de-evolve. What ever they choose does not revolve around us and our business at hand, rebuilding a country based on GOD, equality and truth.
That's our job.

Mag, I just watched the google video, tried my best to hear it better because of the double-audio problem, but it just proves that wanting my right to leave this planet as soon as possible is not wrong. It did not shock me, because I always felt that we were always being used and abused as visciously as we have been.

I hope Prince Phillip does come back as a virus - but one that is targeted towards those who planned the New World Order and are still doing so. If not, I will try my best to do my part from wherever I wind up.

There is so much more I want to say about these people, but right now I am going to do some regurgitating of my own, cry a little, and get some rest.

One more little thing, - I still don't believe in taking anti-depressants - and now I know why nobody really should - they are also a means of control...

At a loss for more words right now, Love...Cher
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Its nice to see you take the time to look & think about the unthinkable. So many Americans refuse to even consider doubt.

U.K. government to nationalize Northern Rock

By Alistair Barr, MarketWatch
Last update: 1:57 p.m. EST Feb. 17, 2008Print E-mail RSS Disable Live Quotes
SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- The U.K. government said on Sunday that it will nationalize Northern Rock PLC after the mortgage lender almost collapsed last year as the subprime crisis turned into a global credit crunch.
The surprise decision makes Gordon Brown's British government and taxpayers in the country the new owners of the struggling company.
The government said it will run Northern Rock (UK:NRK: news, chart, profile) temporarily until it can find a buyer.

Here is more rubbish. This is a classic exsample of how it really works. And I quote:
"The surprise decision makes Gordon Brown's British government and taxpayers in the country the new owners of the struggling company. "

When Gordon sells Northern Rock, are the tax payers going to get a rebate for financing the deal in the first place? I don't think so. You see, the private bankers are running the government! They will profit and the tax payers can eat cake! OH THAT PISSES ME OFF!

Greg, there has never been any doubt in my mind. I've personally lived through hell in many ways and have kept up with history since I could read.. and there is no doubt in my mind that to some we were always just cows with cowbells so that we can be found when needed, but otherwise ignored. I've read Brave New World as a kid, and am nuts about science fiction (maybe hoping for a better future through that), but I never listened with earplugs or looked with blinders when religion or politics were involved. I also studied medicine before I got married, and psychology, so I might have been hopeful and hurt a lot, but really never surprised or fooled by the results. But since I grew up with brothers and had men in my life who thought women were inferior, I just kept my thoughts to myself.. now since I'll be free of this planet sometime this year, I've got nothing to loose by voicing my opinion and I don't care if I shock anyone anymore either, by doing so. I have been and always will be loyal to my father's country (USA) and had been 'subservient' citizen as expected of me here in Germany, but not anymore - and you know what... freedom feels GOOD!

When I was still able to work, I had predicted many things to my co-workers, but they thought I was nuts - guess who is saying '' I told you so'' now, and guess who is saying ''You were right, Chery''.

The only reason marijuana has not been legalized yet as a means of control is because the pharmaceuticals make more money with more dangerous drugs, so the 'good' money mongers are willing to let the 'bad' money mongers keep that for now, except in Holland - hmmmm wonder why - after seeing that film? Need I say more on this subject? Nope... everybody knows it, but they take their antidepressants and stay at home where they think they and theirs are safe.

OK, off my soapbox and into bed now, dear...

Night,night.

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U.K. government to nationalize Northern Rock

By Alistair Barr, MarketWatch
Last update: 1:57 p.m. EST Feb. 17, 2008Print E-mail RSS Disable Live Quotes
SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- The U.K. government said on Sunday that it will nationalize Northern Rock PLC after the mortgage lender almost collapsed last year as the subprime crisis turned into a global credit crunch.
The surprise decision makes Gordon Brown's British government and taxpayers in the country the new owners of the struggling company.
The government said it will run Northern Rock (UK:NRK: news, chart, profile) temporarily until it can find a buyer.

Here is more rubbish. This is a classic exsample of how it really works. And I quote:
"The surprise decision makes Gordon Brown's British government and taxpayers in the country the new owners of the struggling company. "

When Gordon sells Northern Rock, are the tax payers going to get a rebate for financing the deal in the first place? I don't think so. You see, the private bankers are running the government! They will profit and the tax payers can eat cake! OH THAT PISSES ME OFF!

Me too honey. And I always said that once they can measure the amount of oxygen a human uses by volume per anum, there will be a tax on that. So stock up on some oxygen bottles along with your spam and tell them where to get off.

You are right on Chery, They will tax us not on how much we breath, but now, how much we exhale, adding to global warming. That is all that is about! And as far as freedom goes, people think freedom is what they have been taught it is. Kind of like the guy that spent the first half of his life chained inside a cave. He thought the reflections on the wall were all there was. Then, he was released from the chains and walked outside. My, what a difference!

Complete power corrupts completely.

That was cool. Did I tell you I'm crazy about men with redish hair. I always liked him too hon.

night,night.
That is a funny YouTube entry... I wonder where that came from?
This is a link that I sent to the Huckaby Campaign in mid-January.
Wiki Man Code .com - Chuck Norris (http://wikimancode.com/?n=Main.ChuckNorris)
Used a little of that, I'd say! Hehe :cool:

I watch Fox news so I can get my blood pressure boiling sometimes. I was just watching and they were at the University of Missouri talking to some football players about the candidates. They spoke with two football players and both of them said that they were "Obama Fans." "Fans" being the key word here. What the hell? Is life in America really just one big reality show and all Americans are in the bleachers rooting for the predetermined contestants? My GOD! Are we stuck in some sort of Matrix that is being controlled by the media and a few top dogs? Entertainment every where we turn, twisting our minds from what is real. We are homoginized. The average males sperm count is less than half of what his grandfathers was. Young men live with their parents until they are thirty, playing video games and getting their sex from the internet. America is a herd if short horned cattle!
When I was 19 years old, I was 1500 miles away from my Mommy chasing the Whang-Dang-Sweet-Poon-Tang from Colorado up through Wyoming, back down through Texas and back into New Mexico. Never thought for a moment how or where I would eat or sleep. Didn't matter. I'd catch out on a drillin rig or work a pipe line. My sperm count must have been high cause them little polywogs were always fighting to get out. America has been neutered.
Some days I just say to hell with it, they aren't worth saving.

I actually hesitated for a moment before checking this out,:o guess I failed though because here I am. Naughty, Naughty, you made me peek:p .

It's a nice place to visit but you don't want to live here.

That is a funny YouTube entry.... I wonder where that came from?
This is a link that I sent to the Huckaby Campaign in mid-January.
Wiki Man Code .com - Chuck Norris (http://wikimancode.com/?n=Main.ChuckNorris)
Used a little of that, I'd say!! hehe :cool:

Oh, Captain, dear Captain.. that's a cool site. I checked out about expectations for women and liked the one on men's only two emotions... It's only sandwiches from me from now on...

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Good morning America! Germany! Canada!

Good night America! Germany! Canada!

Good night Greg Quinn, sweet dreams.

Originally Posted in Altenweg's Signature
Smile it makes people wonder what you're thinking
All too true!!

The one about giving birth is even more true, trust me both of my children were born naturally, no drugs at all, I'm still surprised I had a second one (ha,ha).

Wow, Mag... are you all right? You too full on Spam to come on back and give us your great ideas?

He's busy, he beat me to a question I could actually answer, giving advice on measurements.

LOL... ya right, haven't you heard that a mans point of view on measurements are not the right point of view? LOL
Measurments... gosh

Ha HA...

Wish I had my farkin speakers working for that one I am sure... lol

EDIT::: You erased your post silly man... LOL
Never mind!

What's wrong with your speakers?

I need new ones... the wire is so crazy that to the touch they go off and on... I just quit trying!
My laptop need to go to the Geek Squad tomorrow for the final repairs... and I am sitting here youtubeless... lol This could be real real bad!

I know, we just don't know what we have till its gone. LOL

That's for farkin sure... It has been days, I have taken to CD's and it just isn't cutting it...

Night Mr. Quinn! Have a good one racing to the answers with Magatory! LOL

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You should really find your calling Mr. Quinn, this is a great way to start! LMAO! Go Quinn Go!

I'm in a losing battle I could never win. He's always there, speed typing! I'm giving up, and I'm now going to bed. Good night to you! You know, you are my oldest friend on here. Our anniversary is in May, we can celebrate our friendship by eating spam all day!

I'm in a losing battle I could never win. He's always there, speed typing! I'm giving up, and I'm now going to bed. Good night to you! You know, you are my oldest friend on here. Our anniversary is in May, we can celebrate our friendship by eating spam all day!!LOL, I will not eat SPAM, but I will bake a cake, take a pic, and post it! LOL You are a crazy crazy man!;)

LOL...ya right, haven't you heard that a mans point of view on measurements are not the right point of view?? LOL
Measurments...gosh

Not really, folded in half is 12 inches. Folded in quarters its 6. Easy.

I'd like everyone to met Franken-fish. The only freshwater fish in the world that catches you.


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Hey Mag.. guess who I saw in an old movie the other night...

Charlton Heston in Soilent Green. My favorite sceen this time was when Solomon was in the chamber watching the wildlife, babbling brook, and flowers. I would have had a different choice in music, but otherwise would be better than what they have to offer by strict laws now. And, to tell the truth, if I had the choice to feed needy people instead of bugs - you know what I'd pick. Since I don't get my pick - my ashes go to Las Vegas!

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Where in Vegas will your ashes be spread? Ceasars Palace in the fountain would be cool. Or thrown off that crazy roller coaster from the building top would be fun. I think I'll have mine mixed in the gravy on the buffet at the Bellagio.

Franken-fish?

Poor thing. Looks like his evolutionary process was mucked up by toxic waste.

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The way I smoke, I'm not far behind you dear. I grew up in San Diego, at the very best time. I had the beach pretty much to myself. I would go diving and bring home lobster, octopuss, and assorted fish. Surfing at 6AM on glass. The water was still clean. The air was still fresh. You know, that sweet salty smell of a pristne ocean. The last time I was there visiting family, I went down to my favorite beach. It smelled like dead clams rotting in a bucket . There were 50 buzillion people and broken beer bottles along the side walk. I had to park 1 mile away. There were gangsters, wanksters, pranksters, fruit pickers, picknickers, lollypop lickers and Google eyed wienie roasters. It is gone. That's why I live in Idaho. Because the cold weather kills their spawn before they hatch. I can see for miles and miles without another soul looking back but I still miss the ocean. That's the only thing I miss. Passing on is not my worst fear at this point. I figure that the next world is bigger and better than this limited plane of existence.
I will create my own private Idaho with a really nice white sand beach. Palm trees and a rock jetty to fish from. It will look a lot like Ocean Beach in San Diego back in the 60's, complete with a perfect replica of Hodad's Hotdog Stand. I'll have a Gordon & Smith tug boat sized surf board stuck in the sand while eating hot dogs and beer, waiting for the last storm off Mexico to blow me a perfect set.
You just can't do that here anymore. My knees hurt too bad to get up fast anyway.

The way I smoke, I'm not far behind you dear. I grew up in San Diego, at the very best time. I had the beach pretty much to myself. I would go diving and bring home lobster, octopuss, and assorted fish. Surfing at 6AM on glass. The water was still clean. The air was still fresh. You know, that sweet salty smell of a pristne ocean. The last time I was there visiting family, I went down to my favorite beach. It smelled like dead clams rotting in a bucket . There were 50 buzillion poeple and broken beer bottles along the side walk. I had to park 1 mile away. There were gangsters, wanksters, pranksters, fruit pickers, picknickers, lollypop lickers and google eyed wienie roasters. It is gone. That's why I live in Idaho. Because the cold weather kills their spawn before they hatch. I can see for miles and miles without another soul looking back but I still miss the ocean. That's the only thing I miss. Passing on is not my worst fear at this point. I figure that the next world is bigger and better than this limited plane of existance.
I will create my own private Idaho with a really nice white sand beach. Palm trees and a rock jetty to fish from. It will look a lot like Ocean Beach in San Diego back in the 60's, complete with a perfect replica of Hodad's Hotdog Stand. I'll have a Gordon & Smith tug boat sized surf board stuck in the sand while eating hot dogs and beer, waiting for the last storm off Mexico to blow me a perfect set.
You just can't do that here anymore. My knees hurt too bad to get up fast anyway.

I too miss the beaches, my first was Point Pleasant in the 50's, then Savannah, Virginia, Med, Agean, back to Atlantic, and then Seal and Huntington. I'm sure they are not what they were before but I still miss the sound of the waves, the former fresh salty air, sunsets - all of it - to include the moolight walks without the masses and trash.. So, once you have your private beach, please mind-mail me an invite, please!!

Love, Cher

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I want you to mind mail me when after you have blasted off and get settled. When my Mom moved on, I was in the bathroom of the hospital and I began to cry. Suddenly, she started telling me not to take it bad because she was finally OK. No more suffering.
I stopped sobbing and called out to her. I asked her to let me see her but she just chuckled that little chuckle and that was it. I know it was her. Her voice sounded as if it were far away but telepathic. I had one more expariance of her a few years later.
I know a couple of times in my life I have had experiances with either Angels or someone from the other side. Nothing else can explain what happened. I know the "other side" is actually right here and now. Kind of like a radio. When a radio is on one station, you can't hear the other stations. If you learn to "turn the dial" in your mind, then you can. It is much more simple than most believe. The most important things are the most simple things.

I truly believe that your Mom and I are going to get along fine because we love our children beyond the flesh and always will.

My aunt and I have that communication - she saved me many times and I can't wait to see her again.

And your're right, it is that simple, just stay tuned on the right frequency and we'll be there. Not always when you 'want' but always when we feel you 'need' us.
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Franken-Fish puts a smile on my face today!
I think we out of have a Franken-Fish holiday... Feb 22nd... LOL
I know what you mean about change, I am definitely old enough to remember clean air and sweet streams, and lakes in Alaska, lot's has changed, and in my point of veiw, not for the better. I loved it when I was a kid... fishing on the Kenai, or just going to Big Lake to stay at a friends cottage, swimming off the dock.. (till the plants touched my feet and I was so freaked out I had to never go in again)... now it is just Jet Skiis, boats (big flashy ones) and lot's a bars, it was so sweet when I was young! I have only lived in Oregon for 6 years, so I suppose I can't say much except that there are still the most beautiful sights I have ever seen, huge clear waterfalls, sweet little streams, the rivers are great and powerful! The trees are high (the ones that are left) I suppose that is how our story is going to go though! Hugs!

Another Alien Hybrid aborted. That is starting to happen a lot more.

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Another Alien Hybrid aborted. That is starting to happen a lot more.

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Oh, those are really common here in Canada, if they bug you just turn on some Michael Jackson and open some wine. They hate inbreeding so they usually run away, tell me how it works out.

Actually, this one aborted while the mother was listening to Slim Whitman.

YouTube - Slim Whitman indian love call (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a28EBGEkCs)

Lol

Have a great night guys,I will go off and dream of aliens and indian calls now... LOL... mag... lol

Good Night.

Another Alien Hybrid aborted. That is starting to happen a lot more.

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That looks real to me! I'm heading for the high hills! :eek:

I stared at it for a while, I started to feel sorry for the little fella. Honestly Clough, I'm sorry for your loss!
LOL Damn... Where are my smilies?

I stared at it for a while, I started to feel sorry for the little fella. Honestly Clough, I'm sorry for your loss!
LOL Damn... Where are my smilies?

Maybe there right here! :p ;) :D :) :cool: :eek:

U.S. producer prices soared in January
New data show prices rising at fastest pace in over 16 years

updated 21 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - Battered by bad economic news, consumer confidence plunged while wholesale food, energy and medicine costs soared, pushing inflation up at the fastest pace in a quarter century.

The Labor Department said Tuesday that wholesale inflation jumped by 1 percent in January, more than double the increase that analysts had been expecting.

Meanwhile, the New York-based Conference Board reported that its confidence index fell to 75.0 in February, down from a revised January reading of 87.3. The drop was far below the 83 reading that analysts had forecast and put the index at its lowest level since February 2003, a period that reflected anxiety in the lead up to the Iraq war.

OK, let's get this straight. When they say, "wholesale food, energy and medicine costs soared, pushing inflation up at the fastest pace in a quarter century" they are trying to confuse, just as they have for years. The printing of trillions of dollars from thin air has caused the price of everything we need to live to sky rocket. A humongus government that slings money like it ownes it is part of the problem. A federal reserve that loves to collect the interest from money it creates from nothing is the worst part of the problem.

What does this mean? And I quote: Meanwhile, the New York-based Conference Board reported that its confidence index fell to 75.0 in February, down from a revised January reading of 87.3.
Just more rubbish I say. The 75.0 really means the true inflation rate of last month and the 87.3 really means the true inflation rate of this month.

Let me make a prediction here and now. One I so help me GOD hope does not come to pass.
Prediction:
The American economy is going to collapse through their manipulation some time before the next elections. The Bush regime will enact a Fema disaster and Marshal Law. The elections will be postponed and G.W. Bush will become Supreme Dictator. Supreme Dictator only until a new economic plan can be created and put into place.
Maybe a cashless society with RFID chips taking its place? Because, due to the terrorist counterfiting dollars and we naughty people not paying our taxes as we should, the only way to protect the federal reserves beloved interest will be through completely computerized means. Satellite tracking.

1963 Shell Pink Fender Stratocaster. What I wouldn't give to wrap my arms around her curvey body and stroke her tender neck with my fingers. It gives me goosebumps.

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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got male.

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got male.
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Cute.

OH Magprob, that was absolutely prescious!!

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I just really want the weekend to come!

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Someone please tell me to turn off American Idol, it is really really really bad... LMAO
AND, I am really annoyed, some girl tried to sing an Olivia Newton John, how could she?

If you watch that crap then you deserve degenerative brain disease.

If you watch that crap then you deserve degenerative brain disease.
I am held by three other family members and I want to turn the dial every time... so gosh!
But I do agree, I suppose I could isolate myself from the rest of them and be by myself, but they would just come a knocking though, so that is WHY I need the damn weekend, really, I want it bad! Why, what are you watching? LOL :rolleyes:

I just really want the weekend to come!!

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Someone please tell me to turn off American Idol, it is really really really bad...LMAO
AND, I am really annoyed, some girl tried to sing an Olivia Newton John, how could she??
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Your waiting for the weekend? I'm looking forward to next Monday! Start of a whole new awesome work week!!

Mr.Quinn, do you eat Peanuts and drink beer for a living then?. LOL:)

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Your waiting for the weekend? I'm looking forward to next Monday! Start of a whole new awesome work week!!!

Work? What's that? Oh, now I remember, it used to be something I had fun doing - now I just sleep around with my four-legged man, play on my diverse 'puters' and watch a lot of TV.

Start my love, they have shows like that here in Europe too, and I never ever watch them. If you like laughs though, may I recommend finding videos of Brit shows like 'Red Dwarf', Absolutely Fabulous, now they make you LYAO!

How is everyone doing today?

Mr.Quinn, do you eat Peanuts and drink beer for a living then?....LOL:)

Where do I sign up for that?

I know... Mag, me too... except I may need to transfer the beers to you all, the peanuts fill me up, especially if they are candy coated, or salted, chocolate covered, caremalized... well you get the pic!:)

I know...Mag, me too...except I may need to transfer the beers to you all, the peanuts fill me up, especially if they are candy coated, or salted, chocolate covered, caremalized....well you get the pic!:)

And, they probably give you the farts! :D

I'm good Chery, I would love to eat beer nuts for a living and drink beer. Kokanee, Budweiser and Canadian.mmmmmm tonights Friday, that's what I'll do when I get home. I have to remember to log off here when I'm gone. People are going to think I'm either on here too much but never post, or I'm ignoring them. Good night ladies and Gent!

Night,night Greg..

Hello all, how are you doing? Hope you all have a wonderful Weekend and a

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Going to take a nap with my four-legged man and tomorrow I get to see my other favorite little man - he's a super-flirt.

Hey Mag.. thought I'd include something nicer than politics and finances on here, hope it's OK with you...

Yuch! A Cat!

Oh Mag... you are a grump!

Yuch! A Cat!

Honey, I've had snakes, snapping-turtles,bred apricot poodles, had other dogs like shepards and airdales and cats. My dad taught me to love all animals. With my health right now, and in the past - I have company and comfort without having to take him for a walk out in all kinds of weather.

Larry is so mellow - he can compete with any two-legged - especially the last jerk I had. Be kind Mag.. it all depends on how you get treated in life by those you treat well.

Night,night.

P.S. You should have known - he's my avatar too..

I finally had to retire the SPAM mousepad

Honey, I've had snakes, snapping-turtles,bred apricot poodles, had other dogs like shepards and airdales and cats. My dad taught me to love all animals. With my health right now, and in the past - I have company and comfort without having to take him for a walk out in all kinds of weather.

Larry is so mellow - he can compete with any two-legged - especially the last jerk I had. Be kind Mag.. it all depends on how you get treated in life by those you treat well.

Night,night.

P.S. You should have known - he's my avatar too..

Well... since his name is Larry and he does you right I'll make an exception... this time.

I finally had to retire the SPAM mousepad

I thought we were going to meet in Vegas so you could give it to me.

Night,night Greg..

hello all, how are ya doing? Hope you all have a wonderful Weekend and a

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Going to take a nap with my four-legged man and tomorrow I get to see my other favorite little man - he's a super-flirt.

Hey Mag.. thought I'd include something nicer than politics and finances on here, hope it's OK with you.....
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What a cute little fella! (Not the cat) How old is he?

I'm not a big fan of cats either. We saved a kitty from the shelter, but it won't take to our retriever. Poor cat (Apache) lives in our basement until we find a better home... I go down there to work out for about two hours a night and it just stares evilly at me. I'm starting to hate my workouts!
Last night I said good night to you fine folks and went to bed, our dog (Hanna) sleeps on a bed next to our bed.
I forgot to close the basement door and the cat worked her way up the stairs into my room. First there was the breathy hiss, then a two tone moan. You know that terrifying scream cats do when they fight? Yeah, I almost pis*ed the bed. Poor dog flew to her kennel terrified. Nikki almost had a heart attack and was frozen in terror... I was laughing when I saw that she couldn't even talk. LOL... Anyway, I'm giving away a cat to anyone who's interested. I will pay for shipping and will even put the cat in a padded envelope for comfort.

Well...since his name is Larry and he does you right I'll make an exception...this time.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_209.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYMXDE) Thank you Mag. I love you too! Even though your not four-legged.


Greg, In a BAG?? Cats are territorial and need to know that the dog was first.. then it would have accepted the family as it should have. Sorry it did not work out - but maybe you really did not want it to. That's OK. Not all people have to like cats, but please don't hate them either, just because they don't wag their tails for you does not mean that they are evil. Knowing you, I'm sure the 'bag' was a joke. If you keep it, the cat and your dog will get along if you stay out of their 'conversations' and don't reveal your fears to either of them, they will be fine. I had a dog that metamorphosized like a warewolf when me or my daughter were threatened and you should have heard the sounds out of her... My cat can also raise his hair and growl like a dog when he does not like a person or animal around me. They have a special sense about them and are not scared of showing it. I think ALL animals are super, even he poor tarantula my snake ate. Heck, I eat cow, pig, fish and horse, so what does that make me?

TaTaForNow,

Cher

EDIT My two-legged little fella turned 17 months old yesterday - working on the terrible twos. Talking about metamorphosis...

I'm not a big fan of cats either. We saved a kitty from the shelter, but it won't take to our retriever. Poor cat (Apache) lives in our basement until we find a better home... I go down there to work out for about two hours a night and it just stares evilly at me. I'm starting to hate my workouts!
Last night I said good night to you fine folks and went to bed, our dog (Hanna) sleeps on a bed next to our bed.
I forgot to close the basement door and the cat worked her way up the stairs into my room. First there was the breathy hiss, then a two tone moan. You know that terrifying scream cats do when they fight? Yeah, I almost pis*ed the bed. Poor dog flew to her kennel terrified. Nikki almost had a heart attack and was frozen in terror... I was laughing when I saw that she couldn't even talk. LOL... Anyways, I'm giving away a cat to anyone who's interested. I will pay for shipping and will even put the cat in a padded envelope for comfort.

I will take the dang cat... LMAO

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I'm three-legged. Does that count?
I'm sorry. I'm just too naughty and I can't stop!:o

Naughty, but NICE, dear Mag.

There have been some super three-leggeds in my life, but that's all behind me now (no pun intended here.. ). What I need now is just someone to be here for me, and Larry has not left me yet in 16 years - his hugs scratch me a little, but he shows he cares without much blah,blah...

The rest of you three-leggeds here can talk to me any time cause I know you care too - you're all just little too distant geographically.

HUGS!

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Bush said each one of us would get 300.00, it was 800.00 but they dropped it to a 300.00 tax rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China , if we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy.
The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is drink beer or spend it on prostitution, that is the only business still in the U.S. I don't know any Crack dealers anymore.

The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is drink beer or spend it on prostitution, that is the only business still in the U.S. I don't know any Crack dealers anymore.

You silly young man... crack is also produced outside the U.S. Remember VietNam?. China made sure that dope of any kind was cheap and easy to get so that the soldiers would get hooked and the U.S. literally slowly but surely get messed up from the inside - growing slowly outward to destroy minds and cities to take over later. Invest in some seeds and start your own home-grown healthy stuff so that you know what's in it - that's better.

For those of you who think investing in weapons - well the best are still imported, so sorry about that too.

One thing I can think of is Native American casinos, but who can be sure of that - not me.

So, yup, beer - or still good ole american produced cigarettes would be my best bet.

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I have a suggestion!!



SPAM... we could just all buy spam!
Nice to see you Chery!

I have a suggestion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



SPAM.....we could just all buy spam!
Nice to se[/URL]e you Chery!!

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I say I hate spam...
But honestly I haven't ever tried it, if I ever ever do... I will put a freshly fried egg right on top of course! LOL

You silly young man... crack is also produced outside the U.S. Remember VietNam?.. China made sure that dope of any kind was cheap and easy to get so that the soldiers would get hooked and the U.S. litterally slowly but surely get messed up from the inside - growing slowly outward to destroy minds and cities to take over later. Invest in some seeds and start your own home-grown healthy stuff so that you know what's in it - that's better.

For those of you who think investing in weapons - well the best are still imported, so sorry about that too.

One thing I can think of is Native American casinos, but who can be sure of that - not me.

So, yup, beer - or still good ole american produced cigarettes would be my best bet.

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LMAO!:D

Just keep the cat box outside please. Outside, at the end of the driveway please. That way, the cat will always be able to find it since he is staying outside too. Don't bring that cat in here. I'm warning you. I am armed and as you are well aware, a little more than half crazy.

Oh Boy! I have just been inspired by the Grand Wazoo of the Eleventh Plane to reveal a new prophecy. Here it is:

Barrack Obama is the AntiChrist.

You heard it here first folks... directly from the Grand Wazoo of the Eleventh Plane of Spamativity.

Roy Orbison died just before they filmed this. That's his guitar sitting in the rocking chair rockin away. Sooo Good!

YouTube - Traveling Wilburys - End Of The Line (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSL4Eqpm9l4)

Listening now, love it...

Maybe somewhere down the road a ways, you'll think of me when someone plays, Purple Haze. Yea.

That video (Roy Orbison) is not available in my Country according to you tube!?

That video (Roy Orbison) is not available in my Country according to you tube!?!
Welp that is too bad cause it was real good. Maybe I can find another link for you... Hold on:cool:

YouTube - Traveling Wilburys........End Of The Line (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DjRJ9ubbJQ)
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Sorry Mr. Quinn, I think this is the same but it's worth a try...
I forgot about this album, WHY OH WHY? Thanks Magatory!

Traveling Wilburys- U. S. Home Page (http://www.travelingwilburys.com/home.html)

I can't farkin type today... it's a sure sign I need some sleep!:( Driving me mad!!

YouTube - Traveling Wilburys........End Of The Line (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DjRJ9ubbJQ)
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Sorry Mr. Quinn, I think this is the same but it's worth a try......
I forgot about this album, WHY OH WHY? Thanks Magatory!
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That was a kick*ss video! Thanks, sorry I haven't been around lately... My work has taken up so much of my time and Nicole is struggling with her practicum, so at night I'm researching and helping with lesson plans for the following day +Dog+Cat+Bird and Cute Kayla. I hope you are all doing really well and I hope to be less busy in the coming months to chat more.:rolleyes:

What is she studying? I know it gets busy...

Magatory is to be thanked for the video. He knows his stuff!

Wood stove is going and it is so warm, feels like a winter night in Alaska.

Thanks Mag.
Nicole is teaching grade 4 at a Catholic school, the teacher she has been teamed up with is just useless. She pawns off everything on Nicole and gives 0 direction but expects results, its very difficult to build a lesson plan for children when you don't know what they know already. Sadly there has been no change. She was crying today after work, she had another bad day. Tonight I sent her out to go shopping for some new duds to sport at work tomorrow and then to her dads who has taught grade four for many many years. I'm on the phone with her now and she says she feels better. Anyway I'm signing out... G night folks.

Howdy Mr. Quinn. Glad to see you back.

YouTube - Traveling Wilburys-Wilbury Twist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6WV24bn85Y&feature=related)

Spam Lovers Unite! Here is you big chance! Join the Spam fan club here:
Welcome to SPAM.com (http://www.spam.com/)
And don't forget to visit the Spam store. I just bought another Spam tie myself. I got Spam jelly on my other one and the stain won't come out. Hey, I like to look sharp.
Here is my favorite Spam page. It is like... well... heaven. What is SPAM®? | SPAM.com (http://www.spam.com/whatisspam/)

SPAM Single lite?? What the heck? What? They have Garlic SPAM? Holy Crap Mag, this is WONDERFUL! I just never knew...

Oh yes, it is a virtual cornacopia of Spamtastic treats!

Better late than never... I am a firm believer of canned Spam now! Too bad some people had to dirty and blame a computer problem in it's name... Who do you think can be sued for this?

And now, just a little something to make us all feel better:


SMILE OF THE WEEK

(contributions for this section are most welcome)

=: Monkeys :=

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

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Hoping all of you are having a good weekend and sending a few virtual hugs - ain't done that for a while.. huh..

Mag and Start... you are on my daily schedule for hugs, hope you got them..

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Chery! That is awesome. I am left with several monkeys in my portfolio!

Chery! That is awesome. I am left with several monkeys in my portfolio!

Well, dear, I guess you need to think positive about this and start training them to do something constructive - like choking some currupt CEOs. That might solve a few problems.

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That Chery was the very explanation I need to to tell my kids how it all worked. I love your hugs, thank you!
Here is one for you! Hug, a big ole squeeze not too hard though!

That Chery was the very explaination I need to to tell my kids how it all worked. I love your hugs, thank you!
Here is one for you! Hug, a big ole squeeze not too hard though!

Thanks Start.. feeling warm and comfy just knowing you are there.

That is a super way to explain to kids - it takes a kind mind to keep things as simple as possible for them so that they can understand when they ask their questions. Having to grow up too fast denies their right to a happy childhood and we need all the tools possible to avoid a shock.

TTFN

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Well, dear, I guess you need to think positive about this and start training them to do something constructive - like choking some currupt CEOs. That might solve a few problems.

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I think the problem lies with the SEC. The Securities and Exchange Commission seem to answer to a higher god... money. When you own thousands of shares of a certain stock and that company is allowed to do a 5,000 to 1 reverse split, leaving you with maybe 50 shares... something just ain't right about that! I only own 11 different stocks now and I am way down on those. As soon as they fall off the map, that is it for me. I 'm putting all my money in Spam.

How you doing these days Chery?

I don't usually pass on political advice or info, however we had all better wake up and start paying attention!
This morning, Pakistani Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps, AOL Help, Motel 6 managers, and liquor store cashiers. Who knew it would come to this. It's getting ugly.

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I don't usually pass on political advice or info, however we had all better wake up and start paying attention!
This morning, Pakistani Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps, AOL Help, Motel 6 managers, and liquor store cashiers. Who knew it would come to this. It's getting ugly.

I know how hard it is for you to get 'political' dear and support you in this.. If it causes you a bit of stress, you can always talk to us and we'll help you with this burden.
I guess that the US will have to start getting used to using it's own people as resources to help keep things running.. and I know how hard that will be since all have better jobs pushing shopping carts in the street with their belongings and existing in the luxury rooms under those bridges in the park and park-benches. That will be hard for them to give up, but sacrifices will have to be made here. If it gets too ugly to bear, maybe Pakistan will lend a helping hand and send some qualified resources, so don't give up - there's hope yet.

This is what gives Canned Spam a dirty name... and makes me furious!

'King of spam' pleads guilty, faces 26 years in prison (http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&articleId=9068778)

Don't you just hate it when some try to riun a good old tradition like 'a rose is a rose', or 'spam is spam' - shucks, there always has to be someone to spoil a good thing.

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The judge may throw the can of Spam at him. 26 years ain't bad. They serve all the Spam you can eat in there. Believe me, I know.

Web of Debt - Today We're All Irish: Debt Serfdom Comes to America (http://www.webofdebt.com/articles/debt-serfdom.php)

I don't usually pass on political advice or info, however we had all better wake up and start paying attention!
This morning, Pakistani Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps, AOL Help, Motel 6 managers, and liquor store cashiers. Who knew it would come to this. It's getting ugly.
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Laughing loud.

Watching the Travel Channel... had you any idea that there is deep fried bacon??
I mean, I would eat it, and probably love it, but it goes further than that. What if this special little place that made it was right around the corner? I would have it all the time, and most likely DIE from it. Help me anyone to not have a deep fried bacon place come even 50 miles from me in any direction.

Me and Elvis eat peanut butter and grape jelly on a whole loaf of French bread slathered rather deep, with a pound of bacon fried nice and nestled all up in it. It killed Elvis and it's going to kill me if I don't stop it.

I knew he was alive, I KNEW IT!

Mag, bacon to me is like SPAM to you! I love it, I would do "things" for it. I cook it and it's gone before I can make the whole damn breakfast, dinner, or lunch. It makes me happy, and I would marry it if I could... LOL

Wow! You really are a cheap date! You would do anything for bacon?

I can get whole hog bellies.

Would that be even better?

I love bacon...
Yes, that is better! LMAO... and what do you mean cheap, you know how much enough bacon to please me is for one day? Who you callin' cheap?

I like to rub bacon grease all over myself. Do you?

LMAO, no! Gross...
NO!!
Mag, you ruined my whole thing going here... yuck!
Just when I think "blah blah blah" you get all funkoid on me... weirdo

Oh man... I really thought I found someone that loves bacon as much as me.

Weirdo!

I have been thinking about it...


AND


I still think it's yucky! Don't you turn this around here, you are the weirdo, I will even start a thread to take a farkin' poll...
Don't make me!

90% of the people on AMHD rub bacon grease all over themselves... don't they?

Oh I don't care. Start your ole pole. I'm still going to wear bacon underwear even if you do or you don't. I might even make me a bacon hat. That's how much I love bacon.

Weirdo!

Maybe you are right, BUT I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT!
If you are, I am happy being that COOL 10%, and happy just enjoying as many pieces of bacon that I can before it is gone...

Oh I don't care. Start your ole pole. I'm still gonna wear bacon underwear even if you do or you don't. I might even make me a bacon hat. That's how much I love bacon.
I would totally wear bacon undies and even a hat, but I would never rub bacon grease all over me... just writing it makes me uncomfortable... :p

You don't know the difference between bacon and "Beggin Strips." Sit. Roll over!

I would totally wear bacon undies and even a hat, but I would never rub bacon grease all over me....just writing it makes me uncomfortable......:p

Then you do not truly love bacon.

:) You nut!

LMAO, I refuse to delete these posts, but really really want to now!
WEIRDO, you are the WEIRDO, we all know, we don't need a farkin poll...
What we need is more bacon!

Then you do not truely love bacon.
I resent you for that remark, at some point in my AMHD life, I will make sure I prove that I love bacon with a serious passion, you just wait!:D

Thought this may help the argument, lololololol

Sorry Start... looks like people do wrap themselves in bacon, heehee

Those are what you call bacon extremests... not me, I am the cool kind of bacon lover!

There... I rest my case... Weirdo

Dang it... I give up!

Don't worry, you'll come crawling back... bacon for a second chance.

Start, I just love you!

OK, here's my two-cent's worth:

If I had a good man to 'bring home the bacon', I'd rub bacon-fat all over in extasy. - But this is only my opinion. I wonder... does it work as well as KY Jelly?

I'm out of here now, going to spend weekend with a pamper-pooper, and believe me, I wish it would smell as good as bacon. LMAO. But since I love him, I'll put up with anything he 'dishes' out.


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LOLOLOLOL, Chery goodness girl!