Lol... I would but not to your hubby to my own... lol... But I'm dealing with that whole estrogen thing... lol... or is it testosterone??

A disco ball!! That is too cool. I would love to see that!!

The disco ball is fun, doesn't give off a whole lotta light, but the kids love it!

That sounds awesome!

I just have to say, I choked on my chicken after reading the "little sausage" remark... lol...

I wish they would shut down america for maintenace too magprob.

What you trying to say about chickens? LOL

That they are tasty, and will lodge in your throat if inhaled suddenly whilst laughing?.

J, I knew you were an estrogen fueled rollercoaster ride from hell right from the beginning. So are you just now trying to get a grip on it? If so, I think that is very nice. For your poor husband that is.

Yup Mag, apparently you know me VERY well. LMAO!!

Sorry al... not what I intended... lol... you don't want to know what my very active imagination came up with when I read your remark about "choking on a chicken" especially after the "little sausage"... rotfl...

I'm so with you on shutting america down for a month for maintenance


All right lunch time... I'll see all you wonderfully loony people later...

No coloring on the padded walls now... hehehe

Ok now there goes the brownie down my throat... I hadn't even thought of it like that... PMSL!

If anyone is going to the movies over the holiday... Ratatouille is okay - but it sure isn't Finding Nemo or Cars. I was somewhat disappointed.

My son is chomping at the bit to see Transformers.

Really, I heard it was good... maybe we will just wait... or go on 5$ day.

Pirates was GREAT!

Think we're going to go see Transformers this coming weekend, too.

Mmmm pirates... Johnny... orlando...

I have heard mixed things about Ratatouille. But, I personally can't wait to see it.

I have not seen any of the pirate movies... For some reason when a movie comes on my eye lids close. Even when I like the movie.

I rented Stranger than Fiction, that was disappointing, too or maybe I am just getting harder to please?

We don't make it to the theatre often (too expensive - no time) so I like to make sure it is a winner when we do...

MMMMHH I love anything with Johnny Depp in it. I plan on meeting him in some French café one day, I am sure his beautiful, model soon to be wife won't mind. LOL He is actually from South Florida and went to high school in Miramar. I am sure he hasn't looked back since. Actually, Nancy Drew was a good movie, better than I thought it would be. I don't think Ratatouille will be bad, just not one of my favorites!! I think every kid wants to see Transformers. Well at least mine will. We saw Fantastic 4, they liked it, I thought it was OK

There are two writers on the simpsons that are Canadians. That is why you see a lot of Canadian stuff on the show. Plus apparently according to an interview with the writer the character of homer is based on a family relative that was a Canadian but of course he is written into the show as an american. Lol

I have lots of trivia.

Joe

Ha typical man full of lots of useless c rap

They shut down Canada for a whole week for maintainence? Wow! I wish we could shut down America for about a whole month. We got some serious maintainence to do!

That is hilarious.

My hubby actually asked me out on a date tonight... going to dinner and to see transformers... lol. I can't wait. I hope it lives up to all the hype.

Joe, where is springfield located then??

MMMMHH I love anything with Johnny Depp in it. I plan on meeting him in some French cafe one day, I am sure his beautiful, model soon to be wife won't mind. LOL He is actually from South Florida and went to high school in Miramar. I am sure he hasn't looked back since. Actually, Nancy Drew was a good movie, better than I thought it would be. I don't think Ratatouille will be bad, just not one of my favorites!!!! I think every kid wants to see Transformers. Well at least mine will. We saw Fantastic 4, they liked it, I thought it was ok

He is originally from Owensboro KY, my family's hometown. Where my brother and sister live, My dad knew his dad from Engineering work... lol

Here's one for us in the hormonal crowd...

Two women are shopping and talking about their husbands. One says, "My husband said he was getting impatient with my mood swings, so he bought me a mood ring the other day to monitor my moods." "How'd that work out?" asked the second woman. "Well," said the first, "When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big, flipping red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond."

A Date night? Very romantic. Won't be complete without sex in the car, lol lol, don't get embarrassed now start, Just kidding!! Hope you have a great time, eat a lot of buttery popcorn and candy!! Itwill only cost $50.00, LOL

I think I just wet mysel Em I love it :D

Mmmm buttery popcorn...

LOL I love the mood ring thing... LOL...

All right, Im going to disappear and do some work now I suppose...

Ohhhh, you know me all too well. Too funny hunny!!
I go out with my husband every Thursday night. I love it, we waste time and money but who cares, I love him. I would waste anything in the world on him! Even Sex in the car. Ding dong! I will try that on Thursday!

Oh my god start just told the world she would shag her hubby in a car I'm in shock this is from the women who blushes at what we all say lol :D

Wow... I never successfully did that... the first and last time I tried, was when I was 17 and we got caught by a cop in an abandoned department stores parking lot..,. LOL...

OK really going to work now...

Well that was hilarious EM, I love it!! I guess I knew Depp moved around but I didn't know he was from Kentucky. Ah what humble beginnings, now he has his own island, what a life, huh? I would love to pick his brain, and enjoy a nice cup of espresso with him. Ok let me not go there right now. He has been a favorite of mine for a looong time.

I am blushing right now. Am I allowed to call you a byach on here? No, well crap then...

OK now I have to say Start surprised me too, now you better live up to that this Thursday, we will want a full report!! LOL CBW, I am sorry you had such bad memories of doing it in the car. That would definitely ruin it for me. Well, the first year I dated my husband we did it more in the car than in a bed, LOLoh yeah, on a golf course, on the beach, in the park, at the airport, OK I will shut up now STOP BLUSHING START LOL!

well that was hilarious EM, I love it!!! I guess I knew Depp moved around but I didn't know he was from Kentucky. Ah what humble beginnings, now he has his own island, what a life, huh?? I would love to pick his brain, and enjoy a nice cup of expresso with him. Ok let me not go there right now. He has been a favorite of mine for a looong time.

Just pick his brain? I would like to jump his bones... :D

Yeah it must be nice, I wish all of us Kentuckians made it off like him... lol. It would be pretty cool to be able to fund your best friend's dying wish to have his ashes shot from a cannon... LOL...

just pick his brain? I would like to jump his bones....:D

Yeah it must be nice, I wish all of us Kentuckians made it off like him...lol. It would be pretty cool to be able to fund your best friend's dying wish to have his ashes shot from a cannon...LOL...
OMGosh!!

I thought Depp was from Kentucky, but lives on his own personal island in the Keys.

OK now I have to say Start suprised me too, now you better live up to that this Thursday, we will want a full report!!! LOL CBW, I am sorry you had such bad memories of doing it in the car. That would definitely ruin it for me. Well, the first year I dated my husband we did it more in the car than in a bed, LOLoh yeah, on a golf course, on the beach, in the park, at the airport, ok I will shut up now STOP BLUSHING START LOL!!


LOL I had my first bj experience in a car lol

You guys are killing me!!

Ratatouille The PS2 game is fun. I have been addicted to it and I am stuck. Argh it's driving me CRAZY!!

You guys are killing me!!!!!!!!


What's up start?? It was my first and only time swollowing too :D

Poor ben... lol... I can't wait to be a kid again and get all nasty freaky with my too stuffy hubby...

HEE HEEE I think you are hilarious CBW@! I would love to do MANY things to JOhnny Depp, I just don't think I could mention them all here.. My husband loves Carmen Electra so I guess we are even. Although she is hott!! Ohhh my , how do we get started on these subjects? SWALLOWING? OHHH my virgin ears!! LOL LOL

Myth, maybe you could loosen up a little when you are going to the movies, or sit in the wayyy back and keep him occupied DURING the movie, well you said you wanted to be a kid again!! LOL

LOL look I prefer pearl necklaces OK what's wrong with that :D

MMMMM Johnny depp... omg I take that man to heaven and hell in one night... lol... In a good clean way of course... lol j/k. What fun would it be if it were good and clean. My hubby has a thing for Jenna Jameson, porn star, go figure.

Oh s---! I have never swallowed, does that make me less of a woman?

LOL look i prefer pearl necklaces ok whats wrong with that :D
I almost fell out of my chair... I have to pee now!

Ok better... lol...

You know I would but there will be a lot of kids at this particular movie and I'm still a mom so I don't think that will fly tonight...

LOL keep it that way start you isn't missing anything hunny lol

Not at all start... Wish I were less of a women if that's the case... hehehe. He eats too much hot sauce... lol

Ok, good. Sheesh you guys know about porn, toys and swallowing, I am so out of the loop. Now you have me wondering if I am doing right by my husband and his needs?? /

It's the loony bin after all, and some of us are overly hormonal.. lol..

J_9... have you ever played guitar hero? Im addicted to it... its really sad... even Connor is addicted... but he's pretty good too.. lol.
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LOL if he lets you carry on and your still getting it hunny you are obviously doing it right ;)

Lol start... so we're just a bit kinky... lol... it don't mean you have to be. It is fun though

I love the pizza box in the back there... "hot -n- ready". Sounds like us today... lmfao

A bit kinky lol I asked ben the other night if there was anything else he wanted to try he just looked at me and said I think we have exhusted everything :D

HEll no, it just makes you a SMART woman!! I guess you are right , Myth, it wouldn't be appropriate, but there is always afterwards in the car!! LOL By then you will be stuffed and ready for bed!! Jenna Jameson, I read her autobiography, it was interesting and very sad. She has been exploited her whole life. She really is a beautiful girl though. I can see where he would like her. I think you and me might have to fight for JOhnny, I have had dreams of him for years, LOL I am guessing he would turn me on just by looking at me!! He wouldn't even have to do anything!! I also like Mark Wahlberg, he isn't quite the bad boy like Johnny is. He has a very eccentric side and it doesn't even weird me out. Well, now that you have me daydreaming...

Lol... get a swing.

There's always before and after and in between too.

Oops... double post Ahhhhhhh don't use that!!

lol... get a swing.


Hehehehehe Syn is the goddess of equipment ;)

Lol... I'm just now getting him to try the kinky stuff... lol. So far so good.

Marky Mark is my ex husband! I do everything with him

I really really want a swing, actually. I have a friend that has one, and she says it has opened up a variety of fun things that her poor body was just getting too old to do anymore... and I know that feeling. My poor knees, sometimes...

Lol... They are pretty expensive though...
One day... soon

LOL wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee

Compared to the Sybian, NO sex toy is expensive.

Except, maybe, Johnny Depp.

I have come to the conclusion that I need a hair cut... So it will grow... lol...

Anyway, it's almost down to my rear and needs to be trimmed...
Sorry was just brushin it out and realized that... And now back to sex fiends and the toys they love

OK now here is the deal, I am afraid I will fall out of the frickin thing!! How do you stay on it and stuff, I guess I am a novice after all... but I am good at picking out sexy outfits, that don't make me look ridiculous. They are cheaper than the swing too, that thing is like two hundred bucks or something, right, oh I guess I looked before. LOL We went to a couple's toy party, talk about embarrassing. A girl had a vibrator on her underwear as she was showing the products. OK start, are we going to have to share Marky Mark too? LOL

I realllyyyyyy want JOHnny now. I think he is living in France with his beautiful wife and family, he doesn't want to live in the U.S. anymore. I don't think anyway.

Funny my ex was called mark too :D

How do you not fall out of the swing?

The swing is just there for support, honey. You find a good balance point, and then your husband makes sure you don't fall out ;)

Honestly, I have seen that before Syn... I would love to have one but there is no way my man would "buy a replacement" for himself... lol

You'll have to fight for then all shattered... lol...

Wish I could find nice sexy stuff for my poor figure... lol

You no matter what will always look sexy to your husband, REMEMBER?

My husband is the one that keeps talking the thing up to me!

My first thought was $1500.00 for a SEX TOY?! No way!

I know that... but I want to feel sexy for me... Does that make any sense to anyone besides me..


Too much money... I don't want it that much.

1500 dollars? American money? No need I have a REALLY good time with my hubby. MMMMMMMM When is he coming home?

LOL.. you should see me with my movies... If I'm in a not so sexy mood... my husband is like "go watch Chocolate or Benny and Joon" LMAO!!

I love the swing Idea... I would totally do it.. We have our kicks by finding places where we could possibly get caught... like the park... LOL.

I know that... but I want to feel sexy for me... Does that make any sense to anyone besides me...?


Too much money... I don't want it that much.
Perfect sense! I feel the same way but I know my husband makes me feel better. I think I am not sexy naked, but he does and I am being sexy for him so I feel a "little" better about it all. Find something soft and smooth to just cover your butt and then surprise no panties, how sexy is that. Oh my goodness, did I just say that?

LOL Al I lost my virginity at the top of there...

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Holy cRAP cbw

lol start.... so we're just a bit kinky...lol... it don't mean you have to be. It is fun though

I love the pizza box in the back there.... "hot -n- ready". Sounds like us today....lmfao

OMG.. I just peed myself..

LOL CBW! I lost mine in a bed, but we did do it in a playhouse at waterfront park at one point... lol... far before I ever was a mother... lol...

I have found myself MUCH chubbier than I was when I first started dating my husband, so I understand the want to feel sexy for yourself thing.

Have you thought about going out and getting a really nice (supportive) teddy, or really good bra and panty set? When I KNOW I'm going to have a tough day, I wear my sexy underwear, and then I feel sexy and feminine all day.

Oh sexy underwear rocks but I just can't justyfi that kind of cash on undies anymore lol

I love that link CBW, it says: "Bring some nuts for the squirrels" - Guess he brought it for someone else, eh?

There is sexy clothes for all sizes and the internet makes it easy to find.

So true cbw... I would love to but with the kids... I'm lucky I get out of the house during the week... let alone spend money...

Well ladies I got to go and start getting ready... Kids are up so it's going to take me a bit, I'll tell you how the movie was... lol.

I just prance around in my tank top and undies... works best for me.. lol. Sometimes its even more fun with a couple blinds open... LOL!

Its fun to think you might be seen, but then when you actually are, it is embarrassing. I had my share of those moments, my husband tries to make me more kinky all the time. I just don't know about that swing, I didn't know it was that expensive. Any other ideas that are less expensive. Yes, Victoria Secret bras are the best, especially the oh so sexy bra, it puts the ta tas right where they need to be!! I love the panties too, but I usually only splurge once or twice a year. For some reason it is easier to buy for my kids.

I have boycotted Victoria's Secret successfully for about 10 years now. Everything they have, really is for smaller women. There is NOTHING in that store that fits a size 14 or higher, and nothing higher than a 38D bra. Since I've been a 40DD for years now, it just makes me feel bad about myself when I'm in that store!

I go to high end department stores, like Macy's or Nordstrom's, or to Frederick's of Hollywood when I want something less refined.

Lane Bryant has good bras, too, that don't look "matronly"

I love Lane Bryant.

I wish I had money to spend on frillies more often, though

My money goes to Wal-Mart right now. LOL

Don't have a lot of it to spend, well until I graduate and start working.

We're saving for a house.

It's the budget that never ends!

I don't have a lot to spend, either, but do it anyway!

Lol... what is money? I never get to see it... lol... we couldn't afford a playhouse, so we are building one... lol... I even got used swings and a used teeter totter from cheapcycle... the slide came from someone's garbage. LMAO... it just needed some soap and water... ever since we finally bought a house, Murphey just keeps on knocking, lol.

Heck, if I did we wouldn't have food. LOL, I am not a shopper anyway. But my hubby is!

Who needs food? Gnaw on some tree branches... lol.

I am not a shopper either. Which is good I guess. But when I do get in the mood WATCH OUT!

I don't even do the food shopping that's bens job :D I really hate walking round a supernarket it has to be one of the most stressfull things ever unless I'm buying a cucumber of course lol

Oh, yeah, John does ALL the shopping. And I mean all of it. I despise shopping. It gives me a headache.

I guess I am the odd man out. I love to shop.

Oh my you should have seen the zuccini we pulled out of the garden the other day... it was hidden deep in the foliage, and man is it a whopper... guess I'm making zuccini bread... lol it was almost frightening...

Heheheheehehe did it make your eyes water?

It definitely looked painful... lol.

Giggle you should have told thomas to bend over

OMG!! I need to run to the bathroom... LMAO!

Tee hee run run there's nothing worse than a soggy chair although you could swap ot with the office granny ;)

You are not the odd man, I love it and when we have a chucnk to actually spend, I go and I go crazy with my daughter. Synnen, I have never bought anything at victoria's secret because of that, I am a thin woman but very tall and I have bigger bones. Anyway, I couldn't wear their crap ever! They are too pricey anyhow!

We don't have victoria secret here I fear I'm missing out but its probably for the best lol

They are too pricey for me, and for some reason they just don't fit me the way I like.

Also, they don't carry spongebob undies. LOL

Ah well if they don't sell sb then hell I wouldn't even step over the door :D

I go for the semi annual... nothign better than 2 dollar undies and bras... lol.

Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door

-Gretchen Wilson

Hehehehehehehehe I like it Em

Also, they don't carry spongebob undies. LOL[/QUOTE]

There is something wrong with this!! LOL

Well I am off to pick up my little spongebob... I will talk to you guys later tonight, that is those who are night owls.. lol.

Toodles Al!!

Be careful

Why are men so argumentative?

And Why is it so hard for them to see things my way?? And if they arewrong why can't they say they are sorry before I have to knock themup side the head?? Damn it!

It's their version of PMS. Duh.

I guess it is the right time of the month. I have to give it up more around this time so he stays quiet!!

Well I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style

But my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild

Mom and Dad had a plan for me, it was debutantes and symphonies

But I like my music hot I like my women wild


Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side

When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed

Too much lipstick and too much rouge

Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused

Yeah I like my women just a tad on the trashy side


Well you should have seen the look on the faces of my Dad and Mom

When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom

They said, "Pardon us son, she ain't no kid,

That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig"

I said, "I know it Dad, ain't she cool? That's the kind I dig."


Hey well I like my women just a tad on the trashy side

When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is died

Too much lipstick and too much rouge

Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused

Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side. (When they wear them High Heels!)


Yeah, I like 'em sweet. I like 'em with a heart of gold

Hey I like 'em brassy. I like 'em brazen and bold.

They say opposites attract, but I don't agree

I need a woman as tacky as me

Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side


Yeah well I like my women just a tad on the trashy side

When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed

Too much lipstick and too much rouge

Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused

Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side


Yeah, I like my women just a tad on the trashy side. :cool:

Alrighty then. LOL

I am suffering from oxygen deprivation about now. You see, here in the Bible Belt they don't like to have Fireworks on Wednesday, most people are in church.

Well, I took Johnny as tonight was the night and he was scared to death!!

Choked the he11 out of me.

Mr Stranglehold!

We watched the fireworks from 5 cities from our balcony tonight, which was great... coffee, popcorn, and no mosquitos!

OMG!! You all should go see transformers... It was great in my opinion... then again I like star wars and harry potter... But this movie rocks... lol... Night all. Time for me to hit the hay... till tomorrow.

We had no mosquitoes either!!

Well, I now smell like a can of Off, but didn't get bit once.

Yeah, Mr. Stranglehold, I think my O2 sats (oxygen saturation) are getting back to normal.

Okay, I am officially going off to the Looney Bin after tonight!!

Is it a full moon?

Nope. Full moon was last Thursday.

Oh, fark!!

Lol... trust the Witch to know the moon cycle!

I love my witch!! I have always been curious anyway.

Are you like one of the Charmed Ones? LOL

Sorry, that was sad, please don't get mad at me.

Oh goddess, no!

They have made pagans everywhere cringe, since it's NOTHING like that. Think of all the love spell posts that we get! Thanks "Charmed"!

All things considered, most witches aren't any different than other religions. Christians have Mary, we've got Astarte or Isis or Hecate or whatever you want to call her. Christians have Jesus, we've got the Horned one. We all have the Father.

It's different names for love, imo, and different ways of showing it. Christians pray, I cast a circle and send healing through the Goddess. How is that so very different?

I had Isis underoos, does that count?

I would give a LOT to have those.

Wheredja gettum?

Oh, hun, that was almost 30 years ago!! I haven't a clue where mom got them.

Bah.

You can get SB undies, but not Isis.

Synn, I'm going to sleep now, been awake almost 24. I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!!

LOL... call anytime!

But not now, I'm heading to bed too!

Morning Lady's

Happy fourth of July everyone.

Very nice, magprob wouldn't have expected anything else! LOL Hope you don't mind I rapped it while I read it and half way through I figured it was a country song! Thanks!

Morning ladies... Had to put my old avatar back today. After killing all the trolls last night I just want to slap someone.

Trolls? Why do they do that?

Giggle were they trip trapping over your bridge hunny

Dang trolls.

Yeah! Dang Trolls!

Oh, yeah and Synn knows of the troll I am talking about!!

I find slapping gnomes is much more theraputic

OMG, I forgot, it is my "other" birthday today. I have 3 each year!!

Well Happy Other Birthday to you

Would have been fun if we could have figured out how to get the cops to her house for the suicide threats.

Would have been fun if we could have figured out how to get the cops to her house for the suicide threats.


Ouch... rough night at AMHD?

Thanks Tuscany. It was 10 years ago today that I was diagnosed with my cancer!! My next birthday will be July 17, that's when I had my mastectomy.

Yeah, Synn, it would have been good to get the cops there if I knew how. If she was just messing around it would have put a world of hurt on her and her parents. She would stop those games I am sure.

Yeah... she was either a troll, or very very disturbed. I didn't want to NOT try to help her, but she was very frustrating.

Poor J9 got the worst of it, though

Well then HAPPY HAPPY to you.

My friend Lori calls her breast cancer milestones her Boob days. She just had her 1 year boob day (mammogram came back with no problems... it has now been one year since she has been diagnosed).

July 17th is my birthday, every time it comes I will think of you J_9... You are a strong booger aren't you!

That is good to hear Tuscany. I could have had a lumpectomy but my chances of it coming back were like 80% so I said take them both and give me bigger ones. Heheh

Yeah, I got the worst of it Synn. I think it got up to 10 pages in about 30 minutes.

You are a strong booger aren't you!! LOL, not physically!! I scream when I find a tick on me. LOL

You know... I think I display more messages per page than other people. She was only on page 3 for me when I jumped in.

There are 10 posts to a page.

LOL ticks yucky

She tatooed a rose wrapped in a pink ribbon on her chest. She said that it needed to be decorated. She is crazy... but I love her anyway.

I counted 40 posts on my page before I posted this :)

And J... congrats on besting the cancer! My mom is a lumpectomy survivor, and we're all really really aware that she got very very lucky.

I'm proud of any woman that can make it through that nightmare.

Ah, no nightmare. LOL, you see, going through chemo I didn't have to shave my legs for 6 months, I was in need of a haircut anyway, and you know. I don't get "high beams" in the freezer section of the grocery store anymore!!

Went to work every morning, had chemo for lunch, then back to work!

Was a blessing for me, made me a stronger person.

Holy Crap is all I have to say. Except that I am glad it all made you stronger.

Ah... my mom didn't lose her hair or anything, but she was exhausted to the point of collapse the months that she went through chemo/radiation. I flew home to help take care o fher, and the family was a blessing... but she hardly had enough energy to eat.

She says it made her stronger, too!

Maybe it's only so hard for those of us who watch, but can't help fight that fight.

J is special start extreamly special she doesn't whine she doesn't moan she just gets on with life and what ever it throws at her she is most definitely someone to aspire to and she knows I mean that with all my heart.

Yeah, Synn, the radiation can take more out of one than chemo sometimes. Then when you are doing BOTH, holy he11!!

Yes, it is harder on the loved ones, so my husband and mother say. They can only watch, they can't "fix" it as my hubby says.

LOL, to Start. It was no big deal really!

J is special start extreamly special she doesnt whine she doesnt moan she just gets on with life and what ever it throws at her she is most definately someone to aspire to and she knows i mean that with all my heart.

OMG, now this brought a tear to my eye!

Thank you Laura, I love you too.

It wasn't meant to make you soppy its meant to make you smile I won't have tears no no no no just think about the whole family having a mexican lol

Honestly... I wish I could be more like you, J.

You're patient, kind, and loving, but you don't take any crap off people either.

You're a great role-model to have!

J is special start extreamly special she doesnt whine she doesnt moan she just gets on with life and what ever it throws at her she is most definately someone to aspire to and she knows i mean that with all my heart.


Laura, hit that one right. Man that J is sure special. I can see why you have her in your pod CBW ;)


Hugs to everyone. And as Start says... HOLY CRAP! LOL Start. Think we al need to add that to our signature. I don't think there is a day that has passed, since Start joined AMHD, that she hasn't either made me laugh her smile. You are a special one also Start.


Hooooooooly crap! :D
Hope everyone is well. Love you all much!

Oh, goody goody gumdrops. Look it's my other best friend AH!!

I think I'll have that mexican. LMAO!

LMAO I still giggle about that conversation the other night lol we all had mexican and the next johnny is wanting to swing lol

J- let me just say I appreciate your friendship, Synnen is right you are definitely balanced and wonderful. All of you guys are great, I love hearing everyone's side and all of your stories, the sex talk (blush) it is great how we can all gather and have fun and cry and give HELL! Allheart, thanks... I really mean it when I say Holy Crap! Oh geeze, Happy Fourth!

Ah start its like the 4 amegos lol

How are the foster boys doing I kept meaning to ask you about them??

They are fine. Sweet, cool, annoying and loving. All I could ever want. July 12th is mamas hearing to see if everything is going to work out for them. So far it looks great. Cross your fingers, I am tired.

Oh wow not long then wouldn't it be lovely for them to go be with there mummy, I think your pretty amazing that's a lot of little people to have under one roof :D they must keep you very busy lol

Very busy, I still have half my hair so I think we will make it through. Actually my nails are still there too, hey we are doing great!

Wow, you guys need to stop this. I am getting a really big head!!

Guess what, I am not as balanced as you all make me out to be. I wish I were, but I have flaws too. I just don't show them here.

I do remember that one old member here truly thought that I needed psychiatric help and because I chose not to get it, she doesn't speak to me anymore. LOL

Start, I have my fingers crossed for that court date. You are doing such a wonderful thing for these kids. I wish there were more out there like you.

Wow, you guys need to stop this. I am getting a really big head!!!

Guess what, I am not as balanced as you all make me out to be. I wish I were, but I have flaws too. I just don't show them here.

As a matter of fact I do remember that one old member here truly thought that I needed psychiatric help and because I chose not to get it, she doesn't speak to me anymore. LOL

Start, I have my fingers crossed for that court date. You are doing such a wonderful thing for these kids. I wish there were more out there like you.

I think I just wet myself now that lady was a advertisement for mental health if I ever saw one lol I remember the days well giggle

Hey CBW aren't you the one who reminded me about duct tape and closets?LOLOLOL
Whatever J, you are cool I don't care what you say!

LOL lots of duct tape I bet the diy store loves you giggle

Yes, I am just wondering if it is leagal or not?

Hehehehehehe as long as it doesn't leave and sticky residue surely it can't harm lol

I guess I have to go swimming now. Hugs to you. Got to run HMPH

Toodles Start. I have to go clean my pool in a few.

Have fun guys at least you have the weather to go bloody swimming lol its so cold wet and grey here and has been for weeks the floods are getting worse too scay stuff.

Oh, what I would give for a little cold and wet right now. It is so bloody hot and sunny here I can hardly breathe.

Heck lady you are welcome to it I don't want it to get hot just warm and dry would be a improvement lol

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

LMAO Mag you always make me smile first thing as soon as I look here :D

Morning all. I am off on vacation today. We are going to go see the Indy Race this weekend. I will be back late Monday. Hope everyone has a great weekend.

Have fun Tuscany!

I am going to take my Real Estate Licensing exam today. I have zero confidence - but, going to give it a try anyway.

See you later!

Hey Good Luck Em.

Make sure to let us know how it goes :)

Have a lovely time Tuscany xxx

Good luck Em

Thanks CBW... hugs to Millie

Hehehehehehe she just got up we are about to have lunch she has descovered its fun to remove her clothes lol oh the joys huh oh the joys.

Ohhh naked lunch. That is fun :)

Clothes are terribly over rated anyway.


Have a good one CBW

Giggle ill tell her that I'm sure you will get a cheer lol

Good luck Em!

The rest of you have to wait until I wake up more

Dances around syn saying come on women wakey wakey here drink this :D ( triple expresso)

Ugh... good morning all. I think I may go home today, not feeling too peachy...

I am totally adding "Holy Crap!! Oh Geez...." to my signature just for you, Start...

Magprob - I guess I am friggin nuttter, all my friends are normal... lol.

I went to the lake Tuesday night, just to turn around and come home yesterday afternoon. We got to swim for a few hours at least...

Hope you are all doing magificant.

CBW - Connor is a "nakey" fool... he loves to strip to that particular episode of Rugrats... lol.

Al empty your message box its full

All of my friends are nuts.

Does that make me normal?

Cough um syn I don't really know how to tell you this lol but...

Oh, spit it out.

I don't care if I'm loony.

Well you isn't sane lets out it that way :D

Woohoo!

I like insane!

Hehehehehehehe well they say it takes one to know one :D

Hello Mrs. Pot! I'm Mrs. Kettle!

Nice spout there ;)

Empty now... and I'm home too... I ay go nap a little later... I was not in a mood to deal with any of those people today. I feel like I did 6 weeks ago... :(

Do you really like it? I think it gives me some nice curves...

Oh Al off to bed with you hunny get some rest and drink plenty of fluid xxxxxxxx

Its fabulas syn there's no doubt about that :D

I have a feeling this is going to be a VERY silly day!

Silly never not in a million years :D

What's Going ON PEOPLE?? I wish I was home in bed. I am sooooooooo tired. Hope you all had a Happy 4th!! We had a great day, but need a day to recuperate!! Good Morning all!

Morning everyone.

Ohhh my head!!

Too much food, too many fireworks, and a little too much to drink!

I KNEW I was forgetting something yesterday!

I never had a beer!

I think I had one for you Synn.

Did you take my buzz too?

And was it a GOOD beer?

Hehehehehehe syn is such a good girl she loves to share her buzz buzz

Well, I passed the damned thing. Miracle, too, considering I got about 3 hours of sleep.

They should give the day off for Independence Day on the 5th - for recovery.

Woo hoo congrats Em that's great big hugs hunny xxxx

Thanks for all the well wishes!

Have you done a little happy dance??

Grats Em!

Laura... you are so naughty!

What syn you asked if she stole your buzz lol

Me, no, my knees still hurt from dance practice on Tuesday night! Our teacher is a slave driver!

I can now add real estate salesperson to my list of career licenses that have nothing to do with one another. I think I have adult ADD.

Congrats Emland!

I can't get to sleep... damn kids and their fireworks... I can't wait until school starts again...

Not to mention the dogs going off at anyhing moving... grr..

Congrats them. I'm sorry you can't sleep al. You need some ear plugs... lol.

Keep your fingers crossed for me guys... I need all the luck I can get. We're sapposed to sign for our house tomorrow. This is after we had to find a new contractor and put it off for a week... So send some good vibes my way.

You can have all mine. I don't need them today... whooosh!

Thanks al. You might try some Tylenol pm for sleep.

I try not to take drugs while pregnant... but thanks for the thought... good luck.

Yeah I'm the same al I have to be at deaths door before ill even open a packet of paracetamol lol

When I was preggy with the twins I had to break down a couple of time and take it. Just to be able to sleep I was so uncomfortable near the end... Time to get lunch started... I'll see you all in a few.

We are only allowed to take plain paracetamol and some indegestion remedies and that's it the doctors here will not prescribe anything while your pregnant.

The doctor says we can take tylenol and what not, but I really have to be desperate... im just nervous about that stuff... but IM the same not pregnant really. I try to avoid medications if I can.

Did you take my buzz too?

And was it a GOOD beer?

Yeah, I think I took your buzz, but here you can have it back!! I don't like mornings

Yuppers, good beer, Guinness Stout! :D

Mmmmm... Guinness!

I'll take that buzz, thanks. I really can't wake up!

Poor thing... I'd like a beer... lol.

I'm done till the next holiday. Oh, yeah, that will be July 17 for me. Giggle

Do we get off for that one too? :)

If I had the ability, I'd make it a national holiday.

Sweet. Drink one for me!

CBW, I love Bonnie Rait... I think I spelled her last name wrong. MMMMM I wish I could here her whole CD right now... I could use some wind down time... Hope all is well for you guys. Had a great time last night, the boys went to sleep and Mama cut loose with the whiskey. Remind me not to do that again.

Start, don't drink the whiskey. It tends to give one a headache in the morning.

No headach just a lot of funny memories. I can hold it obviously, I musta had the whole 5th. Sheesha! I remember why I don't do that.

Wine headaches are the worse though..

I feel like I want to pass out. I am going to take a "rest"... hugs, Start

Oh, did you dance naked on the table with a lampshade on your head?