George Michael at least had the looks and the talent. Add that to the scandal of spankin' the monkey in a port-o-let and no one will ever forget him.

Awww s--- I love this song, just a couple nights ago I had the big kids in the car and I rolled the back windows down and turned it up... They were so embarrassed! It was on my way back from my dads.

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I love and miss Chippers, she is no where to be found. We could all use some words from the wise Chippers.

EDIT AGAIN:::::::::::
Poor Georgie... Oh well he is a gonner anyway, I am done with him, I am wipin my hands clean, LOL (so to speak) hahaha

I will call Miss Chippers tomorrow. I have to thank her for the beautiful card she sent anyway.

George had the looks all right!!

Tell her Sart says hi and if she would come back we could all take a little bit of Chippers in. She has a huge fan club... Mama is tired I miss my daughter she is at camp. You never miss a real good thing till it's gone. Hmph, that is another Crystal Gayle song, hey I think I know them all. I am a nerd waud!

Here you go Start

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Anyone watch America's Got Talent?

Oh yeah!! Em, love it

Did you see the guy that broke pencils with his butt?

OMG, I missed it!!

I saw the gay russian though

Okay, last one. This was my fav in Math for Nurses. Jimmy Buffet... Math Sucks!!

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Thanks J, I sing this song all the time. What is wrong with me. I am so old yet so young... You guys are great. Hugs to you, I need to get my crap done AGAIN!!

I will call Miss Chippers tomorrow. I have to thank her for the beautiful card she sent anyway.

George had the looks alright!!!

Janine, Please tell Chippers that I am thinking about her and miss her presence as well.

Joe

I can't figure out how to post it. He is on Youtube. Will figure it out tomorrow, going to bed. You have a good night!

LOL Start, you are an infant compared to me. Giggle, in age only. Well all, the boys are putting in the new dishwasher and I need to hit the hay!!

Sweet dreams my loving gals. Toodles, see you all tomorrow.

Janine, Please tell Chippers that I am thinking about her and miss her presence as well.

Joe


Joe, where in the heck have you been again? Why joe, why, have you been gone for so long? Am I not getting my crap done again? Oh crap.

Lol, Oh Crap.

All the women talk. All the videos and talking about sex. I figured I would leave all you girls to your girl talk. You know, I guess I am the only guy or one of the guys here and I can not really comment sometimes. Lol Hee Hee

I was the one blushing. Wow. Huh?

I did not even know the half of it. Just skimmed and skipped. Lol

Although I was talking about orgasms the other day, not my own mind you. Lol

You blush real easily don't you.

Yes. I am a prude as well so I can't handle it all. I don't know why. Oh well.

Hey all. So what did I miss? I had two teeth pulled yesterday and have been kind of out of it.

I can imagine... I have nightmares from my wisdom tooth experience... I felt exactly like the lion in Madagascar after the tranqs hit...

Oh Al my wisdom tooth experience was a hell of a lot nicer than I imagined :D and ill happily have the last one pulled too lol

Please pass on my hellos to Chippers too.

I really miss her.

I think we all miss her syn I sure would love to know the real reason for her not speaking to us :(

Why do companies persist in keeping the AC at temps that would freeze a chicken?

It's going to be a scorcher outside today, and I think it's 60 degrees in here. I'm shivering, even in my sweater.

To keep the computers happy. They could care less about the actual employees.

Hehe... its all the hot air produced in the CEOs heads... lol.

I'm just so tired of always being cold. I'm cold in the winter, I'm cold in the summer, I'm cold all year.

(I'll stop whining now)

toodles Start!! Have a good night.

Doing pretty good Tuscany, how bout you?


Sorry Janine,

Mom called last night and we ended up talking for hours. I am doing pretty good. Enjoying the warm weather and the cool nights. Can't believe it is almost the fourth of July

I have to admit that I am guilty of keeping the AC pretty cold. But I blame it on the fact that my classroom is over 90 degrees by the time I leave for the summer.

Anyone doing anything special for the 4th? US folks, that is...

I'm going to the movies with my husband, and sleeping in.

Nothing much, since the 4th is on a Wednesday this year.

Im just happy to be off work... lol. Ill probably work on the swing set with the guys... we put up swings last night, now just the club house and slide and teeter totter left... lol.. wow that sounds like a lot all typed out...

Please, Al don't do any teeter tottering right now... I will be having my brothers ex girlfriend come and stay a few days. She is my cool, lets go out and dance friend. They broke up long ago years actually but we were friends before they ever got together andwell, on and on and on I go again.

I am going to a neighborhood block party, It should be pretty fun with fireworks, bouncehouses, big water slide and barbecue and FOO FOO drinks for the moms!!

Like I could even fit on the teeter totter... lol... I could barely fit my big hips in a swing last night to show Connor how to pump his legs... lol.

Whatever Al, you are doing good. I don't like the foo foo deinks unless the shots I take have whip cream on them!! HAHAHA

We can see the fireworks our city puts on at the nearby park from my house. Will watch them with the AC running!

Good idea. It always seems to rain that day so it is hard to see them. We do the whole yard action. Fire pit and beer and good good food! Can't wait the kids will have a blast!

That's too cool Emland! I wish I could do that. We have to drive down to the river to see the ones the city puts on... but really after Thunder over Louisville, nothing is as good. Im anxious to see if anyone in our neighborhood does any, this is our first year here.

My best friend moved to Louisville last year. Is it nice there?

I love it here. I don't think I could ever leave. It's a good sized city with plenty of work and plenty to do, and its clean and friendly.

My grandmother's people are from Kentucky. Real hillbillies from what I have been led to believe. Kentucky is a beautiful state.

I can drink shots but I prefer a strawberry margarita, oh mango martinis I hear are really good, I never had one.

They must live where half my family is from... we have some real shiners here.. lol. I live in the urbanized area of KY... Louisville is a pretty large city. But there are still a lot of country folk down south... It is a beautiful state though..

My favorite place is the Oregon Coast. I love it love it love it. Never been south or east. West coast is where I have always been, can't wait to explore when the kids get a little older though!

Paducah (sp?) is where my great-grandfather migrated from and ended up in southest Arkansas. He was a circuit riding preacher.

Candy apple martinis are awesome, too, shattersoul.

Never been to paducah, but heard a lot... mmmm appletinis.

Duck farts were my favorite things long ago. Sheesh I used to have a lot of "bad' fun!

I still love my long island ice teas.

Duck farts? I have heard of Alligator Piss (made with sweet n sour mix, rum and something else) but never duck farts - do tell!

You I heard those can hit you real fast... I am such a nerd now!

Oh I love LITs... but they can do you in... im a big fan of liquid heroin too. And of course a rattlesnake.

(all legitimate drinks, mind you... not drug related.. lol)

Cream rum and kalua it is a shot mmmmmmmmmmmm

I had a drink once called a Red Headed Slut. It had cranberry juice, jagermeister and something else, but don't remember. Anyone heard of that drink?

My hubby is from Elizabethtown, his sister lives in Paducah!!

I LOVE me a duck fart!! And a blow job!! And bloody brains!!

I haven't... I'm a big fan of blow jobs... it is a drink... lol

What's in the blow job? I'll pass on the bloody brains

Um, Baileys and amaretto topped off with whipped cream. You pick the shot glass up with your mouth. Can't use your hands.

My hubby is from Elizabethtown too... small world... Im going there this weekend as a matter of fact..

I had a red headed slut... not my fave though... I lOVE blow jobs... lol

E'town huh? Small world. Hubby went through there and visited some friends on the way back from Michigan. He said it has changed dramatically since he was last there.

They ate at the Green Bamboo. Ever heard of it?

Blow jobs are great, I love them. My old time drink of choice, when I drank, was a shot of tequila followed by a tequila sunrise.

I find that I talk more about drinks than I actually imbibe.

Never heard of green bamboo is it an older place, hubby might know, but let me tell you the city is exploding. There is a new place every 5 minutes.. lol. They are getting a kohls, and my mother in law is so escited about that... lol!

Don't drink enough o understand, but I love watching people drink, it is definitely FUN to watch people make fools of themselves, or just have lot's of silly fun!

I have never heard of any of those drinks except the blowjob and the red headed slut. I like the blowjobs. LOL that is so funny to say

My sister bought me a blowjob (how bad does THAT sound to say?) at my bachelorette party. They made me do that shot no-hands. It was AWFUL, and I couldn't spit it out! UGH!

Give me Slo Comfortable Screws, every time.

I like the girlie martinis

I got this hilarious e-mail today with a picture of an old man that says:

With age comes skills. It's called multi-tasking...

I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee all at the same time.

I'm thinking it doesn't take age - I could do that while pregnant!

That's for sure. Too funny, I love it. What about trampolines, they could do that to you too!

Personally my drink of choice is pepsi. No ice, just ice cold. If I ever put anything in it, which is rare, it would have to be Captain Morgan and a lime.

I love the joke Em... I did all that while pregnant too.

I met my husband on Captain Morgan's mmmmmmm how hot he was...

I like my soda with no ice as well. I like the new Vanilla Diet Pepsi.

They serve soda like that in Europe. Cold - no ice.

I like coffee with vanilla creamer or a bottle of room temp water. Love it actually..

Why put ice with anything it just waters it down lol if I wanted piss tasting coke id buy diet that's what I tell the bar guys hehehehe I was vile to work for when I ran the pub but I had extreamly faithfull staff.

I hate my soft drinks watered down!! I stick my cans in the freezer for about 30 minutes before opening. Nice and COLD!!

Thankgoodness, eh? I loved working at my evening job. I can't wait till Maxy is in school then I will be working and raising kids. Wow, I don't look forward to having to do it all. OMGosh what am I going to do? Do laundry and housework till midnight? Oh crap here I go again

My husband uses a lot of ice - I don't get it. I want my drink full flavored!

Oh, jeeze Start, it's not that bad. I worked a full time job, went to school full time and was raising kids. Now that was rough, especially at my age, I was 39 - 40.

Now full time nursing school and raising kids. I can't wait to stop the studying and get to work. Much easier working and raising than studying and raising. LOL

Oh, well if you say so. I trust you now, so don't steer me wrong... LOL We will see, this part of my life I can fly through, having kids count on me for love and guidance, but other people counting on me and trying to give my kids what they need, well I just don't know. This is probably another thread so sorry guys. Back to the drinks, hmmmm how about a vanilla shake? Have you ever had that with the captain

J did you get the cleaning done last night after out 3 hour chin wag lol

Im working full time and school full time.. it sux right now. I never see my family.. lol. Im on summer break this week, so I have been devoting all that extra time to you fine folks.. lol. I hate iced down coke... blegh!

I worked full time while doing school full time online. It was the only way I could finish my degree. Working on taking the real estate exam here in VA - but this stuff is not sticking in my brain.

Do you need some gorilla glue? Hee hee... Wow you ladies are busy. I am so content at staying home. I do not want to go to school. As I would need gallons and gallons of super super gorilla glue!

I don't think the glue will stick to the air in my head.

Ha, you are too much. I am busy being too serious, I got to get my head checked... maybe just a break. Hmmmm water and some popcorn might do it. OR a chocolate bar and vanilla shake.

Mmm chocolate and vanilla shake... oohh strawberry banana shake!. with a chocolate cookie... from steak and shake... and cheese fries too. :drools:

I love Steak and Shake but we don't have any here in my area.

God I hate Noobs...

What is steak and shake? What are Noobs? Oh crap is this going to turn out like yesterday and I will be blushing again?

I tried to counteract the Noob, but I have to spread some more sunshine first!

steak and shake = orgasm in a restaurant

Noob = New person.

hope there is no blushing, but I'm def. snorting... lol

Thanks Em - It was more misunderstanding, but I hate when they are quick to rate.

Steak and Shake = A little bit of heaven here on earth!

Welcome to Steak n Shake. May I take your order? (http://www.steaknshake.com/default-home.asp)

Glad I wasn't sipping my coffee cause some spit flew out of my mouth on to the screen.

LOL, don't spit now Start. You know I could never stay at home with my kids. Not that I don't love them, but I just get so bored after a week or two. I applaud you for being able to do it Start, you are a truly wonderful person for having the time and patience to do that. I am just too energetic and not creative enough to stay home.

Oh, Steak & Shake, well I must have had some really bad experiences with them cause personally I can't stand them. Maybe sut the two I have been to but ewwww I can't stand cheese sauce and that's what I got on my burger.

CBW, yes I did get the work done. Hubby never knew I spent 3 hours gabbing to you yesterday. Well at least not until I showed him Ben's SpongeBob, then he asked just how long we did gossip. LOL, he knows us too well.

It is a good job he doesn't have to sit and listen to us too giggle he might get you committed ;)

Specially what we were giggling about last night! :eek:

I did have some strange dreams though :p

LOL oh dear I didn't get chance to dream I kept waking up :(

Awww, you poor thing. Nose itching again?

No just kept wanting a pee lol and the cat was sick on the bed so by the time id got up cleaned that I was wide a flipping wake again ggggrrrr

Remember what my sis said about holding the middle of the night wee? It's more satisfying in the morning. LOL

J_9 - Your avatar reminded me that I had a naughty nurse graphic that I thought you might like

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/emland/gift%20tags/naughtynurse.jpg

Whoa... that is one heck of a nurse.

Ok I am so excited. A friend of mine is having a party tomorrow night... in her new house... that is 15,000 square feet. She would not let us see it until it is done... and now it is done. Can you imagine what it looks like on the inside? I mean we can put my house in her house about 8 times.

15,000 square feet... where do you even begin cleaning that sucker??

Wow, I kind of like that naughty nurse!!

15,000 square feet!! OMG that is HARUGE!!

I could get lost in there.

I wish I looked like that naughty nurse, she is hotttt!! I think I am going to go buy that outfit and the shoes, my husband would probably faint! Ha Ha I had a friend with a house that big, it felt like a huge museum. IT was magnificent but it never felt homey.Ya know what I mean? What kind of housewarming present do you get for that house? A gift card for Tiffany's crystal? LOL I am guessing plates from JCpenneys won't be sufficient. I am sure the party will be a blat! Have lots of fun and enjoy your friend's happiness in her mansion!

I was going to get them an assortment of balls for their gym that is in the basement. Somehow the gift certificate to Target does not seem sufficient.

I will take pics and post them here if I can.

A gym in the basement? Wow, your gift sounds like a grand idea!!

We would love to see some pics of that house.

My uncle has a house that is a bit bigger than that, 20,000 I think, and there are only 2 of them living in it. He is an attorney and his wife is a doctor. But they don't have anything as fabulous as a gym.

I did get lost in their house first time I visited!


Please, please post some pics!!

My in-laws have a house that is about 11,000 square feet.

Depending on what you do with the house, it can be really homey--theirs is. They just have huge rooms for things like the library, the sewing room (a quilting machine takes up a LOT of room), and the play area for kids. The rest of the house is pretty normal, if a little bigger than you or I would have. They have a HUGE family, they live on the lake, and usually have someone staying with them, which is why they have 5 bedrooms in addition to their own.

This is her third home. She has one on the lake, which is about 8000 square feet and VERY homey, she has one in the city for her husband when he travels, and now this one. I think it will be homey, her personality leads me to believe that... and plus all of her other houses were that way. Did I mention that they only will live there from October to May?

Oh well. I am happy with my little cape cod. Plus, cleaning it is not so bad... but of course since I don't have kids yet it does not get too bad.

Oh and to go along with the earlier conversation... has anyone heard of a drink called the cement mixer or the jolly rancher?

Wine & Spirit Education Trust (http://www.wset.co.uk/)

I just found out that I passed my test for Wine and Spirit Education- Intermediate level.

My mom and I took it together... we are wine and spirit experts now!! We are applying to be mother/daughter tasters for a winery near her cottage at the lake. I can't wait!

Love the jolly rancher, never heard of the other one. Yes, I didn't mean that they couldn't be homey, this one was just very perfect and museum like. YOu wouldn't even know that kids lived there. She also had two cleaning ladies, every day. Yeah so she was on the extreme side of things. Sounds like your friend is more down to earth. Although I think I would feel a little guilty having so much that you don't even use all the time, when sooo many people having nothing. I would probably have families come stay there while I was gone or something. OH well, different strokes for different folks. AS long as she is happy!!

Man, that makes my little 2100 square foot place look pewny... My sister just built her a big house... close to 10,000 sf I think... I get lost there.

I like the naughty nurse... although it reminds me of the nurses in Silent Hill a little... which kind of scares me a little...

Shattered-
I think you hit the nail on the head... To each his own. I know personally I could not live in a house that big. I think it would actually stress me out. But, she seems happy so more power to her.

Actually most aspects of her life would stress me out... so I guess I am happy just being me... Rock on with that I guess

I have four kids and we have a 1900 sq ft home, dang, I don't know about cleaning anything bigger. Sure would like to have a sewing room, I could definitely use a exercise room (I would never actually use it) like the gazelle in the barn that I just had to have, give me a break half a week and clothes were soon to be hanging on it. No big house for me. I bet it is spectacular though! Morning!

I have learned that jealousy and envy get you nowhere. I have learned to be happy for those that have more than me, and appreciative of the things I have that others don't. There is a lot of stress with accumulating possessions or wealth. When is it ever enough. I too love nice things, but to be so attached to a lifestyle, must be consuming and exhausting at times. I am thankful to be me too. Start, you and me have the same size house too, what is up with us?? I am sure yours is cleaner. But on happy note, my clothes smell soooo good this morning. I thought of you immediately. I am so glad when I remember to use fabric softener. Happy morning to all...

I agree with you Shatter.
Plus it is fun to see how the other 1/2 lives.

It is supposed to be so nice today here... so I decided that I am airing out my comforter and hanging my sheets out to dry... I love doing that!!

Ohhh you guys are making me happy, I love clean laundry, my secret is to love the dirty laundry cause once it is done... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmI love clean laundry!

Can you come and do ours, pretty pretty please we have a surprise for you but Proud wants to tell you herself later. Lloll

I really wish that 1. I had a house and 2. that there wasn't a city ordinance against clothes lines. I really miss hanging laundry out to dry.

Wow, that is weird. You can't hang your clothes? In my laundry room I have 12 antique washboards hanging, just to remind me how good I got it now!!

Well, first off, I live in an apartment, and most apartments have rules against that, even on your deck.

Also, most large cities have ordinances against clothes lines, because they're a potential danger to law enforcement and emergency workers. They don't want a chase in your back yard to end up with a policeman running into your clothes line, and they don't want firefighters to have to dodge it in that sort of emergency.

I understand the reasoning, but it still sucks

Whoa...that is one heck of a nurse.

Ok I am so excited. A friend of mine is having a party tomorrow night...in her new house....that is 15,000 square feet. She would not let us see it until it is done...and now it is done. Can you imagine what it looks like on the inside?? I mean we can put my house in her house about 8 times.

15,000 square feet...where do you even begin cleaning that sucker???


LOL Tuscany you don't you pay some other moron to clean it for you lol

Right on CBW, right on. How are you my little sweet? Your days coming along?

Im fine more tierd than a tierd thing thank's to bens mobile phone going off at 2.30 this morning I was then awake till 4 :( I'm grumpy lol
How about you hunny??

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/emland/000_0190-1.jpg

This is my former neighbor's home. The main house is 10,000 sq ft and the carriage house is 3000. It is an industrial magnate's former abode and my former neighbor, Mickey, has spent a mint in getting it restored. It has a shuffleboard court in the basement, a dome believed to be made of Tiffany glass (they resist getting it authenticated because a homeowner in PA had his appraised at somewhere near 3 million and then the tax assessor came down like a ton of bricks!). It has seven claw footed bottom fill tubs (none of which were working when he moved in - the previous owner used one as a litter box and it along with about 20 ft of plumbing were filled with cat litter.) It is really pretty on the inside and Mickey owns an antique reproduction business - so it is decorated with periodesque pieces. His mother comes over every Christmas and puts up 7 Chritmas trees. It is up for sale if anyone is interested!

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/emland/000_0187-1.jpg

We were suduced by the square footage of this monster that is to the immediate left of the mansion. Sure, she looks all sweet and homey - but if you turn your ear to the east late at night, you will hear a sucking sound. That is the beast - she is always hungry. We bailed when the estimate for replacing the roof came in at $70,000. Word to the wise - never buy a historic fixer-upper. Everything has to be special ordered and you have to get the blessing of the Historical Society before you can blink.

I took these pictures after a rare snow in our area.

They are both absolutely beautiful. I love antiques, old houses, quilts, anything old. Even your guys' granny I love

EDIT:::::::CBW I am great now that yesterday my grumpy butt is gone!

Its so weird those houses are just made of wood aren't they how the hell do they stay up?

WOW! Now that's a house. They sure don't make them like they used to. I am sure you love your house too, sounds and all. Thanks for the pictures, I will be daydreaming all day. Plus its been awhile since I've seen snow. Not much of that in sunny South Florida. Or dreadfully hot you could say!!

Its so weird those houses are just made of wood arent they how the hell do they stay up??

You are too funny. CBW houses like that are a hundred years old and they are made of wood.

But there all like it over there its no wonder they gey blown away lol even watching the guys on extremem makeover there wood too does no one build with bricks over there?

In the midwest, anyway, trees are way more plentiful than rocks or clay.

It was a lot easier to build with wood than stone, especially 100 years ago. My parents' old house (the one I grew up in) was all wood too... and was 200 years old.

The mansion is mostly bricks. The wood in my house was so old it was like it was petrified. You couldn't just hammer into a stud!

When Hurrican Hugo when through Charleston, the only houses standing down at the battery were the old ones. They knew how to make them a hundred years ago. Now, they just throw them together.

Wow, what a house synnen. Are you talking about TY again CBW??

Our historic home are mostly brick... they are the best houses if you can afford to fix them up. Out Historical society requires they use all the old materials. So if they knock out a section, they have to use the origianal brick to put it back up... But they are so beautiful inside... we have a lot of haunted houses here in our Historic squares.

Joe has a secret now? Hmmm...

I'm sitting in for another emplyee who is on vacation today, so I can't talk as much. No cube... lol.

The mansion is mostly bricks. The wood in my house was so old it was like it was petrified. You couldn't just hammer into a stud!

When Hurrican Hugo when through Charleston, the only houses standing down at the battery were the old ones. They knew how to make them a hundred years ago. Now, they just throw them together.


Just like everything else is just thrown together. Depressing to think about actually, I am moving on to the next subject.

Wow I just find it fascinating

The story of the three little pigs is very distracting isn't it CBW??

"Little pig little pig let me in....Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"

Oh, Start I just LOVE the new pic!!

Start- great we pic

Hehehe... where do I find one of those pacifiers??

Alkalineangel: You wouldn't be anticipating the Harry Potter events, now would you?

I think you can get them even at Wal-Mart these days Al. Here in TN we can get them at the gas station!!

It was Joes picture first then I stole it and had my son (computer literate) put it on. I loved it, it was the second time I spit on my monitor in two days. Grossssss. I thought about thumper when I was talking about eating the greens and not the flower, and then you put him on there. That is weird J_9. Oh well, it was a discussion between my son and I and I think I made my point! Hugs, Start

Oh no Start that is SCARY!!

I am glad you made your point!!

This morning I was taking the girls (my daughter and her best friend) to swim team practice and there is this police car sitting at a bank (it was robbed recently). I said "oh look girls they have a dummy sitting in the police car!"

Oh, boy did I get in TROUBLE!! Johhny yelled at me for saying a bad word. LOL!!

Dummy is certainly a bad word.

Al eBay do them :D there are lots of different sorts


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Personally I think there scary lol

Watch your mouth. My son maxy just turned four and he is constantly asking if f--- is a bad word, or s--- is and so on and so on... I laugh it off but now that he knows the answer it will start to drive me crazy. We aren't even allowed to say shut up or stupid in my house. Only my husband can say anything he wants. Sometimes mom. Since I quit smoking I have been cursing and drinking a lot more coffee. I don't get what Al is looking for? Do I need one?

I just love Thumper and his neverending enthusiasm. SH!t ,G*D Damn, Get off your a$$ and jam. Sorry I had an energy drink and boyyy did it kick in. Whoooo hooooo!!

I'm confused about thumper...

My friend is having a baby shower next weekend... I just thought it was funny is all.. I will have to order one.. thank CBW, and J.

IM ready to go home... but my son had a relapse this week with his constipation ( he suffers from chronic const.) and IM not looking forward to dealing with all that either. I could only take so much of the suppositories and enemas before I was pregnant, and it definitely is bad now... I wish there was an easier way to deal with this. I hate to see him screaming in pain. But I have read pretty much everywhere that this is just the way it is...

You know... as an aunt (not a mother), it drives me NUTS when people make non-swear words into "words we don't use in our house"

If you don't use them in your house, you'd better give me a list. I'm not going to memorize everyone's rules.

I don't swear around kids, but I'll be darned if I stop using "shut up".

Oh, I have been through the bad word stage. Johnny threw a toy car up at the ceiling and it didn't hit and he yelled DAMMIT!!

The best though was the other day when hubby was out doing some yard work and Johnny asked him to do something (I can't remember what) and hubby said "no, not right now" then Johnny said to daddy "What? Are you a P***Y!!"

OMG, I wanted to wash his mouth out with soap but I started laughing too hard. Good thing hubby kept a straight face and straightened that one out so I didn't have to.

I swear around my kids, can't lie. When I drop something I say s--- or well you know that kind of stuff, never would I swear at them. Shut up, stupid, and retarded are the words I find most offensive if used in the wrong way! Just my opinion.

Millies 3rd word was bugger lol she hasn't said it for a few months though thankgoodness

I'd probably feel differently if I were the parent, honestly.

I just hate it when I say something - especially if I'm TALKING to the adult, and the kids just happen to be there -- along the lines of " I did something really stupid the other day" and have that "Oh, we don't use stupid in our house" line tossed at me. I mean... what? I can't call myself or my actions stupid?

I can understand the whole name calling thing--we don't call each other names in MY house either. But to ban a word from conversation drives me nuts. I just want to jump up on the table and start shouting "STUPID! STUPID!" over and over.

(yeah, I am a little riled up today)

Hahahaha, I love kids. A big bunch, my oldest son just asked me if I heard that and now he is telling me about the ground bloom flower he blew a bottle up with. Yes I am paying attention to the kids. At least I thought I was.

Wasn't that her favorite word for a while? Johnny's new favorite word is bosom

I'd probably feel differently if I were the parent, honestly.

I just hate it when I say something - especially if I'm TALKING to the adult, and the kids just happen to be there -- along the lines of " I did something really stupid the other day" and have that "Oh, we don't use stupid in our house" line tossed at me. I mean...what? I can't call myself or my actions stupid??

I can understand the whole name calling thing--we don't call each other names in MY house either. But to ban a word from conversation drives me nuts. I just want to jump up on the table and start shouting "STUPID! STUPID!" over and over.

(yeah, I am a little riled up today)
Yes, you can talk about your day as being stupid, no name calling and I am cool. You hate authority don't you? I want to see you jump on a table and say Stupid stupid stupid

Okay Synn, let's see it!

Jump on that table, yell stupid stupid stupid!!

Go for it!!

Laura knows what word will probably be Joshuas first word. Lol

Lets just say Proud is still breast feeding.

LOL

OMG, I so want to. The way my day has been, I want to call people stupid, too. I won't, but I want to.

They are stupid, retarded and need to shut up, right?

Yeah, what Start said!! :p

I hate bad days like that Synn!! Makes me so cynical (or is that Synnenical)

Hey Jesus! Love the signature line.

My mom always told me that there are no stupid people.

Now that I am older, I think she was lying to me :)

LOL there are stupid people everywhere its like a shepherd counting sheep :D

Honestly... stupid people are the thing I hate most in this world.

I seem to run into far too many of them daily!

Oh, I totally know what you are talking about. I am like a stupid magnet!!

OMG... I'm laughing so hard...
I'm going to make myself a T-Shirt that says "Stupid Magnet" on it, and see how many non-idiots get it!

LMAO, good one Synn!!

Not as good as "Synnical", though. I'm still giggling about that.

I have a good one every now and then. It just must be lucky today :p

You people are nutty, I say nutty. I took a long hard break and thought I would get something done. But NOOOO, it doesn't matter what I am doing I am lazy, I must have restarted the dryer 10 times with the same load in it to fluff it to fold it. That is expensive and lazy.

Your dryer fluffs AND folds? Where did you get it I want one!!

You dork, it fluffs but I keep restarting it cause I let it go too long! I wish it folded then oh man do I ever wish it did. I guess I have to do something so I will see you later. My oldest is using ace bandages and trying to make Jett (5) look like a mummy. What to do, what to do. Exciting life I live. I will post the taping to the chair pics for you at some other time. That was hilarious! My poor babies.

OMG, now I spewed pepsi all over my monitor!! Dork!! I love it.

I want to see the taping of the chair pics.

What's wrong with ace bandages and mummies. Hey that just gave me a GREAT halloween costume idea!!

I just kee picturing Synnen yelling stupid on the desks, it really is a great image in my mind. Can you throw paper and chairs while you do it? WE will enjoy it!! HEE HEE I love it!

Pics in a few. I have to take them with gradys 10 dollar camera, ours broke. Don't ask how. I don't know. Soon. And I think I have had the spewwing problem too. EEWWW

OK you guys are all disgusting today! Just kidding. I want to see the mummy!! That baby and those teeth are just tooo much. I think the energy drink is wearing off, must have caffeine!!

Lol... ya'll know the song "Alice's Restaurant"?

Killllll! Killlllll!

I still can't get off Jukebox hero and that was what a WEEK AGO!!

How do I get it on here from my pictures?

I upload mine to photobucket.com as they are easier to load here.

http://007.bmpphotoshopmax.JPG

Didn't work I will work on it, I can get into photobucket, so my son will try to do that! LOL they are hilarious!

Photobucket is very user friendly for us not so tecky geeks. Hey, I figured it out myself, so that has to say just how easy it is.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j40/vandersommen/007.jpg

**Edit** Fixed by Curlyben

How do you do it
Step by step please, this is starts son

LOL, not quite, click the little mountain picture and then paste the URL there.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j40/vandersommen/2-5-06ebaypics194-1.jpg

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j40/vandersommen/007.jpg

**Edit** Fixed by Curlyben

Okay, go to photobucket and see your pic?

Under your pic will be 3 links: URL, HTML and IMG, right? Well copy the code that is in the URL part then come back here and click on the little picture that has the mountains and the sun on it.

That should put your pic on here.

See I just did that and here is my daughter and her dog.

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q60/j9seagrave/LouRae.jpg

Oh my what a cute picture!! I have never heard of picture bucket

Photobucket.com is wonderful. When my computer crashed I lost all of my pics. Thank Heavens CBW saved the ones I sent her. I DL everything now onto photobucket.

Have you ever seen a mad mother before, I cannot get it for the life of me, my face is red I feel hot and it won't work!!

Okay start and son... take a deep breath. Let me see if I can help. Can you PM me the URL of your photobucket? I may be able to get it for you.

OMG hilarious!! They are showing up now!!

Psssst startover, I fixed it for you.
The code should look like this:

www.where ever the picture is
The fist opens the code and the second closes it
Hope this helps.

How did that happen? It worked way up there, do you see it? That is exactly what I was trying to do... Did you do it or did I... Oh crap see, I don't know!

*Waves Hand in the Air*

I FIXED IT!!

Well, the King steps in yet again and saves the day!! Woo Hoo, I was trying to, but I'm still too slow.

I almost started smoking and beating my children. Whoo thank god for Ben...

That had to be the funniest sequence of posts I have ever come across... lol.. I could just see you all trying to figure it out.. lol... no disrespect... I like to laugh along with people...

Ya Ya Al, you would think that was funny. My hair is messed up and all the kids are crying. LOL

Poor thing.. I would have come through the comp and helped if I could... lol adorable pic of your daughter and dog BTW..

I still don't understand skype.. I don't see a free version just a paid unlimited version...

Yes a very good picture indeed. Tell her her nails look nice too!

Here's the website for Skype (http://www.skype.com/download/skype/windows/downloading.html). It is free if you make PC to PC calls. You can't call from your PC to a landline free. It only works with windows XP currently.

Great thanks, that worked... that was the same website, I don't know where you went that I didn't... but thanks

Start - Her nails look lovely...

Took me a while to figure it out too. I finally learned that the PC to PC and IM are free, but the calls to landlines do cost.

Yeah, Rae painted Lou Lou's nails one night after hubby went to bed. He was mortified when he got up in the morning as she had pink nails and a sweater that said DIVA on the back. LOL

At least it wasn't one of the shorts that say Hottie across the...

He is going to need to lighten up or he will have another thing coming. Davy started her "you know what" when she was 9 and my hubby was in complete denial. She and I go bra shopping and she wonders why I get tears in my eyes. My baby girl. MMMM! I miss her, and can't wait till she gets back from camp. I AM TAKING HER TO oLIVE gARDEN (HER FAVORITE) CAUSE I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH SHE HELPED ME UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT. I AM Going to GIVE HER SOME SPECIAL TREATMENT WHEN SHE GETS BACK. Sorry for the caps, my fault. I just cleaned the whole house in 30 minutes. Wish I could do that every day! Ok, bye now!

You are too cute.

Now do you think I am cute?

Lmao!!

I couldn't keep my focus with the other picture, I laugh every time I see it!

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/uglygirl.jpgHow about me?

That scared the S--- out of me. Where in the hell do you guys get this crap?

http://www.markcosgrove.com/uploaded_images/ugly-guy-5-763834.jpgthis is my hubby

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e171/Psycmeistr/hillbilly-dogs.jpgmy dogs...

http://hur.midco.net/gobo/Images/People/GoofyBoy.gifand of course, connor...

I am not sure I know you anymore, Al. Is this Al? LMAO!! Poor Connor... where are you my friend?

I'm in a strange mood tonight... sorry if I'm scaring you. I blame hormones...

That's OK, I am LMAO... I guess I should watch my kids on the computer, they have probably seen more than me... Ahhh crap, here I go I need to go cook dinner, well at least the left overs, can't wait to see what you come up with. I think we out of just call you HORMONE instead of Al. Sound all right?

Hehe... nah I like al better... I don't want to shorten Hormone... not the best nick name.

OMG, I spewed on my screen again!!

I better take some stock out on windex.

You two are hilarious... I swear...

I am literally speaking pig right now...

Spitting and spewwing are great things! You are the funny one Al

I'm really not that comedic in person... it would be nice though.

Why not?

I guess I don't think as quick, and I'm easily intimidated. IM actually a fairly shy person. I like to watch and learn people before opening up to them.

Oh Start I love the hair!! Is pink your natural color?

No my son made that from my other sons pic. He thinks he is crafty! My husband is finally home and want to tell me about the new trailer he bought for all of us.. WooHoo! Night guys. Al, you are a wonderful woman.

Toodles hun, Have a good night!

Ta ta

I really want to watch a movie to put me to sleep, at the same time I feel like spreading the "start" love everywhere and enjoying a whole new pot of coffee. (with vanilla creamer)Aww crap I am doing it again. I am going to watch a movie and shut up.

Oh, I can't seem to sleep now either.

I have decided to watch "the marine" I love war and service shows. Night, sorry to wake you... Go on get yer sponge bobs on.

LOL Start, just turned Spongebob off as a matter of fact. I love the war movies too. Have you seen Bat21?

Trying to find hubby a new ring tone for his new phone

The marine was the stupidest movie I have seen in a long time. I will watch Bat21, I will put it in MyQ at blockvuster. LOL My favorite ring tone was "son of a preacher man" by Dusty Springfield. Your husband might be weird if he had that one though. Hugs, Start

Startover22: Sorry to be a Justic League Geek, but the phrase is Wonder Twin Powers - Activate! My girlfriend and I played that a lot in grade school!! We fought over who had to be the dweeby brother with his lame "ice cube" and "bucket of water" changes.

FOrm of an ICEBERG!!

It took me agood 15 minutes to figure out what you meant there EM. LOL... I stayed up late chatting with my good friend from TN on skype... now I'm completely brain dead.

LOL Al, Skype can be a dangerous thing. CBW and I chat for hours on end.

Sounds about like us... my husband was all like. "what are you cackling about in there" She just let me know she is getting married, so she was telling me all the things she wants to plan... they have some nice churches down there. Im jealous.

Where about in TN?

Good mornin BLAH, I was up late too. Wayyy too late I have my SeaHawks sweatshirt on with the hood pulled all the way over my forehead so you can hardley see my devil eyes... BOO

I was up too late too. Then had to be up bright and early at 6:30 am for swim team practice. YUCK!! Guess I'll be taking a nap with the kiddos today

I could use a nap right now, actually just some place to crawl under, I am not tired anymore, I just want to get away from the noise today!

Mine are napping already. They all had to swim 2 miles this morning. I may go crawl under the covers with them.

Oh yes, I have heard the swim team can be tiring and very stressful. Not so bad with you as a mom though, If they get to nap then that is great. We stick with Basketball and Football, Jett will start wrestling soon... Maxy is an expert boxer at age 4... LOL

Rae (my daughter) swims and hates the winter cause there is no swim team. She spends hours in the tub just so she can stay wet. LOL. I swear one day she'll wake up with gills.

Johnny is about to start soccer in a couple of weeks. He can't wait.

We would have started him sooner, but with me in school so much, and my husband and his father building a new shop for their business, time has been extremely limited.

Umm. I think she is in Nashville now. She used to be in Murfreesboro at Middle Tennessee State, but she moved. I know she is near some place called cool springs. She owns a couple stores there.

I am so drained right now, and of course, its Friday, so all theprocrastinators are creeping from their offices... and to top it all off, my spacebar is only functioning 50% of the time... grrr... not good when you are groggy and making edits to proposals...

I totally understand the "limited" time thing. With four kids wanting to do something, it will be a full time job, if not more to get them there. Sometimes we even pick up other kids to get there too... How do you get up so early??

Oh, girl, during the school year I am up at 4 am. That's my quiet time. I get to relax, take a shower, have some coffee, nice and peaceful. How do I do it? Hmmm, necessity I guess. But then I am also in bed by 9.

Al, Nashville and Murfreesboro are a very beautiful part of the state. Here around Memphis it is hot and flat.

J did you speak to beth??

I have really only ever driven through TN. I have gone and stayed at Gatlinburgbefore... but that is it. You would think I would go there moreoften, seeing as it is a neighboring state.. but no...

I was in swim team all the way through high school. I loved it. Its how I stayed skinny... lol..
I think Imay get Connor in soccer this fall.. or tball..

No, CBW, with all that's been going on here, new dishwasher (hubby had me up late 2 days in a row trying to get it in) and the new tractor LOL. Been busy. Plus Paula has been staying with us while her folks are out of town with her sister for a Junior Olympic track meet.

Been WAY too busy. But I do need to call her.