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Larken85 · Mar 30, 2010, 05:04 AM

She didn't say anything at the time but after I got the 5th degree. I guess I was smackin her head against the head board. Opps! Poor girl. (course she could have just said ouch once you know)

QLP · Mar 30, 2010, 09:54 AM

Then there was the long hot summer when clothes or bed covers were out of the question, but hey we were in our own bedroom, second floor, not overlooked by any buildings - until we realised a double-decker bus had broken down right outside!.

shazamataz · Mar 30, 2010, 10:06 AM

Having a quickie at night at a local park then realizing that you have nothing to clean up with.
Driving home in squidgy undies is not fun.

Sheran · Mar 30, 2010, 10:50 AM

Once I was in my ex's house warming party and we decided to "warm" the bed. He closed the door and everything but as we were getting into it, one of his friends at the party let everyone know what we were doing. They all pressed on the door to eavesdrop on us when the door opened with the weight. Having close to 15 people barge in the room with you half naked tends to kill ones mood, if you ask me.

It was one of those please let the earth break in too and swallow me whole kind of moments!

Worst part is that his friend to this day reminds me of the incident and laughs his off while trying to hit on me. :S

Sheran · Mar 30, 2010, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Larken85

she didn't say anything at the time but after I got the 5th degree. I guess I was smackin her head against the head board. opps! poor girl. (course she could have just said ouch once ya know)

This remind me of something. Once I was very very drunk, and well I was smacking my her to the head board during everything. He did realize and I was so drunk I just did not felt a thing... until the next day when I woke up with a huge bump on the head. I LMFAO just remembering...

Sheran · Mar 30, 2010, 10:56 AM

My head*
He didn't realize*

JudyKayTee · Mar 30, 2010, 02:40 PM

I once felt a presence (nothing unusual, I have big dogs and they wander around) but it felt different and so I said (to my husband), "Someone is in the room with us" and a little voice said, "What are you doing to my daddy?" He explained that we were wrestling. I was mortified. She was only 4 and has never mentioned it so hopefully the psychological damage is slight.

dwashbur · Mar 30, 2010, 06:06 PM

My sister and her husband were right in the middle of it when someone gave a super-loud whistle just outside their window. For those who don't think it's possible for two people who are horizontal and joined at the hips to land on their feet in less than half a second, these two did just that! (Turned out it was the next-door neighbor who had locked himself out, trying to get the attention of someone inside. He got someone's attention, all right!)

Alty · Mar 31, 2010, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

I once felt a presence (nothing unusual, I have big dogs and they wander around) but it felt different and so I said (to my husband), "Someone is in the room with us" and a little voice said, "What are you doing to my daddy?" He explained that we were wrestling. I was mortified. She was only 4 and has never mentioned it so hopefully the psychological damage is slight.

Yup, those moments are priceless! :)

We kick the dogs out of the room now, the constant scrutiny and someone licking your feet mid coitus, not a good thing. :(

JudyKayTee · Mar 31, 2010, 04:54 PM

Who licks your feet? Dogs or children?

Alty · Mar 31, 2010, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Who licks your feet? Dogs or children?

LOL! The dogs. I never "let" the children in, and at this time in their lives they've learned to knock before opening the bedroom door. ;)

Another problem with the dogs is that they think that hubby and I are playing when we're in the moment and they want to join in. :eek:

They are now booted into the hall where they mostly cry to be let in. It makes it hard to concentrate on what we're doing. :p