Ok, so Doc, I have read every one of your posts and a thousand others to try to educate myself... And I still chose to drink on St.Patty's day... Saturday. I drank a pint of vodka, 1 shot of gin, and around 6 -12 ounce beers (killians Irish), ending at about 1am Sunday. I took the EtG today, Tuesday at 2:30 pm. In the days before St. Patrick's day, I drank about a pint of vodka a day. I purposely diluted myself for 3 days (Sunday, Monday, Tuesday) and pissed at least 30 times yesterday (Monday)... And another 8 times today (Tuesday) before the test. I Stopped the dilution this morning at 7am and drank 1 pint of water at 10am, 1 mountain dew (containing fructose as the 2nd ingredient) at noon, and an 8oz redbull (containing creatine) one hour and 15 minutes before my test. I urinated an ounce before I started in the cup. What is the likelihood I will pass with a 500/ng cutoff? I am a 36 year old male. 190 Lbs. Don't exercise often, but did 100 pushups this morning, and last night. Also took a shower with burning hot water this morning for 10 minutes. THIS POST IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE I WILL REPORT THE RESULTS, AND IF I DON'T, I AM IN JAIL.