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    Aug 22, 2006, 02:25 AM
    The Unfaithful Husband!
    THE UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND!
    >
    >The wife comes home early &finds her husband in their master bedroom
    >making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
    >
    >"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you do ing? How dare you
    >do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
    >leaving this house, I want a divorce!" The husband, replies, "Wait,
    >Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
    >
    >"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from
    >you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
    >
    >The husband begins to tell his story .
    >
    >"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so
    >defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.I noticed that
    >she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that
    >she had not eaten for 3 days. Wi th great compassion and hurt, I
    >brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last
    >night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight;
    >the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I
    >asked her to take a shower.
    >
    >While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
    >holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her

    >the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no
    >longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
    >blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I
    >don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you
    >for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I
    >also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that
    >you never wore again after you saw your co -worker wearing the same
    >pair."
    >
    >The husband continues his story . "The young woman was very grateful to

    >me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned
    >around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
    >"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?? "
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    #2

    May 28, 2008, 02:20 PM
    Hahaha!
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    #3

    May 28, 2008, 05:22 PM
    LOLOLOL That was hilarious!
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    #4

    May 28, 2008, 05:39 PM
    Very good :)
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    #5

    Jun 2, 2008, 12:35 AM
    That is bad. But funny!!

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