[Clough]

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

Definitely good ones, friend4u178!

Thanks! :)

[Kitkat22]

Definitely good ones, friend4u178!

Thanks! :)

I love your quotes.. They are great!:D:D:D

[CaptainRich]

“The only value men can offer me is the work of their mind. When I disagree with a rational man, I let reality be our final arbiter; if I am right, he will learn; if I am wrong, I will; one of us will win, but both will profit.” - Ayn Rand
... from Sanya

[Kitkat22]

“The only value men can offer me is the work of their mind. When I disagree with a rational man, I let reality be our final arbiter; if I am right, he will learn; if I am wrong, I will; one of us will win, but both will profit.” - Ayn Rand
...from Sanya

"Every man dies.Not every man really lives". William Wallace (Mel Gibson) Braveheart:):):)

[CaptainRich]

"Every man dies.Not every man really lives". William Wallace (Mel Gibson) Braveheart:):):)

Great movie, by the way..

[Kitkat22]

Great movie, by the way.....!

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err" MOHANDAS GHANDI:)

Braveheart is a masterpiece and so is Mel Gibson... My very own quote.:D:D

[friend4u178]

The Little Angel Knocking
at the Door






There came a frantic knock

At the doctor's office door,

A knock, more urgent than

He had ever heard before.




~~~~




"Come in, Come in,"

The impatient doctor said,

"Come in, Come in,

before you wake the dead."




~~




In walked a frightened little girl,

A child no more than nine,

It was plain for all to see,

She had troubles on her mind.




~~~




"Oh doctor, I beg you,

please come with me,

My mother is surely dying,

she's as sick as she can be."




~~~~




"I don't make house calls,

bring your mother here,"

"But she's too sick,

so you must come or she will die I fear."




~~~~




The doctor, touched by her devotion,

Decided he would go,

She said he would be blessed,

More than he could know.




~~~~




She led him to her house

Where her mother lay in bed,

Her mother was so very sick

She couldn't raise her head.




~~~~




But her eyes cried out for help

And help her the doctor did,

She would have died that very night

Had it not been for her kid.




~~~~




The doctor got her fever down

And she lived through the night,

And morning brought the doctor signs,

That she would be all right.




~~~~




The doctor said he had to leave

But would return again by two,

And later he came back to check,

Just like he said he'd do.




~~~~




The mother praised the doctor

For all the things he'd done,

He told her she would have died,

Were it not for her little one.




~~~~




"How proud you must be

of your wonderful little girl,

It was her pleading that made me come,

she is really quite a pearl!




~~~~




"But doctor, my daughter died

Over three years ago,

Is the picture on the wall

Of the little girl you know?"




~~~~




The doctor's legs went limp

For the picture on the wall,

Was the same little girl

For whom he'd made this call.




~~~~




The doctor stood motionless,

For quite a little while,

And then his solemn face,

Was broken by his smile.




~~~~




He was thinking of that frantic knock

Heard at his office door,

And of the beautiful little angel

That had walked across his floor.




~~~~

[friend4u178]

Every story has three sides to it...

Yours , Mine and the Facts!

[Kitkat22]

Fact of Life.. The only time a windshield wiper will work properly, is when it's holding a parking ticket... Author Unknown

[Kitkat22]

[QUOTE=Kitkat22;2210376]Fact of Life..The only time a windshield wiper will work properly, is when it's holding a parking ticket...Author Unknown[/QUOTE]
Behind every successful man is a wife with great credit cards...

[CaptainRich]

If you don't think every day is a great day try going without one.

[HistorianChick]

"I have a "carpe diem" mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet." ~Joanne Sherman

[friend4u178]

'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

[jrebel7]

Ah, ah, ah, Angel... depends on the woman! Surely my Guardian Angel is not making a blanket statement... well, I am assuming this it NOT your quote but since no name is with the quote, had to tease you just a bit. I have been absent for awhile. Thought I would jump in here and let you know I'm still kickin'! Princess Rebbie is still riding the Rebel and teasing her Guardian Angel. All is well with the world. Sex is a great way to get rid of a headache... FOR SOME WOMEN... WHO ARE GREAT AT MULTI-TASKING! LOL I hope I made you smile Angel. : )

[Alty]

Rebbie!!

I missed you love. I hope you're well.

Don't be such a stranger. It's not the same without you. :(

[Kitkat22]

'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

"A woman wears her tears like jewelry"... Author Unknown

[jrebel7]

Rebbie!!!!!

I missed you love. I hope you're well.

Don't be such a stranger. It's not the same without you. :(

Thanks Alty! I have missed everyone. Have just been going through a lot. I will write a personal note later. Love to all!

"If peace be in the heart, the wildest winter storm is full of solemn beauty!"

~~~ C.F. Richardson

[Kitkat22]

Thanks Alty! I have missed everyone. Have just been going through a lot. I will write a personal note later. Love to all!

"If peace be in the heart, the wildest winter storm is full of solemn beauty!"

~~~ C.F. Richardson

Friendship is like a violin; the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.

Author Unknown

[Kitkat22]

Thank you jrebel7. Nice meeting you.:):)
I've only been here a couple of months so I still mess up a lot.

]My favorite quote.. "When you feel you've reached the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on. Author Unknown:):)

[jrebel7]

Nice meeting you also Kitkat22. Don't worry about messing up... you will never meet any better friends than you will here. Everyone helped me so much when I first started they will you also. Everyone is understanding. We have all been new at one time or another. Since I don't have a quote at the moment, will close and wish you well. I have been away but hope to be back more often.