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Jan 5, 2010, 01:40 PM
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Sex addict
Hello:
Please help me. I'm an elderly gentleman, but I still have an over abiding interest in sex. I thought it would go away by now. I seem to need it two or three times a night.
To those of you who can help, I'm home most evenings...
excon
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Ultra Member
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Jan 5, 2010, 01:44 PM
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Well, the first step is admitting you have a problem, congratulations.
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Uber Member
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Jan 5, 2010, 01:44 PM
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Exie my dear, you should have posted this under the Comedy and Humor category. Posting it in the Adult Sexuality area is definitely going to get you into trouble..
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Ultra Member
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Jan 5, 2010, 01:46 PM
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I doubled checked the forum myself, Exy will no doubt be getting a spanking for this one, but I think he may like it.
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Uber Member
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Jan 5, 2010, 01:50 PM
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Hello again, ladies:
I have Wednesday open... Maybe I can squeeze you in on Thursday.
Ex
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Uber Member
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Jan 5, 2010, 02:02 PM
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Thursday works for me. Same place as last time?
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Ultra Member
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Jan 5, 2010, 02:05 PM
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I am sorry Exy, but I can not be an enabler.
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Uber Member
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Jan 5, 2010, 02:14 PM
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Exie, whatever you do don't do like the guy on "1,000 Ways to Die" did. He popped 3 Viagra pills and went to his mistress' place and did her. His mistress knew he was coming over and put 3 Viagra into his drink. Then he got a call from his wife and popped 3 more Viagras. His wife happily put 3 Viagras into his drink as well. The guy died with a smile on his face as well as bulging eyes.
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Expert
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Jan 5, 2010, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by excon
Hello again, ladies:
I have Wednesday open.... Maybe I can squeeze you in on Thursday.
ex
Honey, you can squeeze me ANY day!
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Uber Member
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Jan 5, 2010, 10:08 PM
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I'm thinking it over. What do you consider "elderly?"
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Expert
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Jan 5, 2010, 10:46 PM
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I won't be "squeezed in".
You either make yourself available to me when I want you, Exy, or no dice.
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Uber Member
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Jan 5, 2010, 10:59 PM
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Hey exy, I hear that Rosy Palmer has 10 sisters and they are usually free on a nightly basis.
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Pets Expert
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Jan 5, 2010, 11:29 PM
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Exy, you had me at hello. ;)
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Junior Member
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Jan 7, 2010, 09:27 PM
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Are you serious? I don't know if this is a joke or you want a real answer...
Happy to give a serious answer if you want one! :-P
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Pets Expert
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Jan 7, 2010, 09:28 PM
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Oh he's serious Sandy (that's what I'm calling you now, everyone gets a nickname).
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Ultra Member
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Jan 7, 2010, 09:31 PM
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It doesn't require a serious response. Exy handles his addictions well. There are testimonies and affidavits attesting to his skills.
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Pets Expert
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Jan 7, 2010, 09:33 PM
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What we really need to be asking is his address. ;)
Exy dear, I think we need to know exactly where your interests lie. Give us a few examples of what you expect.
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Junior Member
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Jan 7, 2010, 09:44 PM
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Haha Alty! Lets see what he says..!
Ps I never imagined excon as elderly! In fact it is quite strange to think how we imagine everyone on this site to look like! I suppose we all have our own internal imaginings of what eachof us look like... except for the kind people who provide pics. Interesting thought hmmmmm...
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Pets Expert
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Jan 7, 2010, 09:46 PM
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He's a cutie, but he isn't a spring chicken. You're only as old as you feel, and apparently Exy feels like a horny 18 year old. ;)
I know he had a link up once of him doing a rap. Personally I think he looks a bit like George Carlin. That's just my opinion though. :)
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Junior Member
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Jan 8, 2010, 12:50 AM
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I think you need to settle down and get a grip on it.
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