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    Jan 17, 2008, 12:22 PM
    Best cracker jokes
    What are the best, or worst, jokes you've heard from a chrismas cracker, lollypop stick, fourtune cookie...
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    Jan 17, 2008, 01:00 PM
    O, and from the title of the question I thought you wanted to hear jokes about crackers.
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    Jan 17, 2008, 01:14 PM
    Maybe that's why this thread is so dry... do you know any jokes about crackers?
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    Jan 17, 2008, 08:52 PM
    This goes in the worst category:

    Q: Why is a duck?
    A: Because one of it's legs is still the same!

    I still don't get it :-)
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    Jan 18, 2008, 10:14 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    This goes in the worst category:

    Q: Why is a duck?
    A: Because one of it's legs is still the same!

    I still don't get it :-)
    That is possibly the worst joke I have ever heard!? :p
    Q;why is the sky so high?
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    Jan 18, 2008, 02:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by raggablue
    that is possibly the worst joke i have ever heard!?!:p
    Q;why is the sky so high?
    OK I'm curious
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    Jan 19, 2008, 02:32 AM
    There were two cannibals eating a clown and one says "Does this taste funny to you?"
    No but seriously folks, I can't think of one situation that a cracker would find itself in that would end up as a joke. As a matter of a fact, it would take such a strech of the imagination to come up with a joke about a cracker that the joke would be so flimsy and non reality based that most people would think you were a flaming idiot. Take this for instance:
    A cracker walks into a bar... Or: A cracker goes into a whorehouse... Or: There was a white cracker, and Black cracker and a Mexican cracker. You see what I mean? It just doesn't work.
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    Jan 19, 2008, 02:33 AM
    LOL... I like that Mag
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    Jan 19, 2008, 04:30 PM
    Two blondes walk into a bar... you'd have thought one of them had seen it.
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    Oct 4, 2009, 02:12 PM

    What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
    A lynching.
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    Oct 4, 2009, 03:31 PM
    Are you back again, troll?
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    Oct 4, 2009, 05:00 PM

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